The Ultimate German Survival Guide

[@paule1]

"In the Wald it is very important that you have fun. Otherwise you will die." Germans: Guess I'll die 🤷‍♂️

[@alexanderkarayannis6425]

Also clean water is important,otherwise you will have durchfall for 2 days and you will die...2:45

[@Abcdefg25152]

I love the Wald

[@Lucamakowski]

Not nice from Ze you

[@theforce5953]

Bro i'm german... 😂👌

[@romanticsecret6365]

Vom Bio Bauernhof zum Schloss auf dem Berg, glatt 4 Kilometer. Kein Bock 😩

[@blue-dq4yc]

“Yep, that’s snow”

[@alexanderkarayannis6425]

He's a genius...with a slight German accent,and totally normal behavior, that's why we all like him!😊

[@thepriestpucci4988]

Oh and i thought it was cocaine...

[@einchaotenwuschel]

@@thepriestpucci4988 Ah, don't be sad.

[@nedimayvaz6536]

This man risked his life out there just to entertain us. LEGENDE

[@torysaccount5753]

To educate us. This is important!

[@nedimayvaz6536]

@@torysaccount5753 haha true

[@Elimentox]

Ehrenmann

[@npelolli]

Jawoll

[@KokkiePiet]

Why was Ötzi German? Well He had tools with him, so he wasn’t Italian The found brains in his scull so Austrian was out of the question He was wearing sandals in winter high up in the mountains, definitely German

[@1unpaid_intern]

Him wearing sandals alone is prove enough

[@tiredace_2998]

Cries in Austrian

[@lukashaslwanter9077]

well well well

[@captaincola5839]

Als Österreicher fühl ich mich sehr angegriffen 😂

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

Now more than half of this reply section consists of angry Austrians.

[@salc1n380]

And if he's over 40 he's gotta wear full Jack Wolfskin. No exceptions

[@ilsgrade8357]

Can comfirm from my dad.....🤦‍♂️

[@Quotenwagnerianer]

Lies! I'm over 40 and I wear Salewa. ;)

[@antonieh.7473]

I'm only 15, but I love my Jack Wolfskin Jacke

[@n1c3s43]

@@antonieh.7473 Same, am only 22, but the Jack Wolfskin WINTERJACKE is a must have!

[@antonieh.7473]

@@n1c3s43 I own an ALLWETTERJACKE (because man weiß ja nie)

[@randomyoutuberthotslayer8247]

A german and a russian hanging out in the snow.....what an irony

[@Hades_Space_Engineer]

Guess who will come back home and drink a glas Vodka in memory of Heinz.

[@xavierjarvis588]

damn the PRODUCTION QUALITY

[@SpeedComparer]

Thanks to Drive With Kol

[@davidreuters8509]

German quality

[@pimholtkamp]

its so german to wear short pants when its cold

[@zaphodbeeblebrox2981]

The birkenstock sandals with socks are missing...

[@gabrielius_lauermann]

I mean į wear shorts when it's cold even when it's -20

[@danielspessa8185]

Actually that is Australian

[@33bene]

@@danielspessa8185 maybe its australian and german

[@andrslnks4804]

No. Thats english.

[@zaphodbeeblebrox2981]

4:35 The German army after Stalingrad 1943 colorized

[@communismdoggo4073]

A🅱️🅱️roved by Stalin

[@Wolfswacht]

4:35 the Soviet Army after 22.June 1941

[@GunslingerLv]

More like 4:25

[@darthnihilus9008]

2:29 "Bohr scheiße ey" Übels der lachkick

[@Sam-pu7nz]

German survival guide : exist Russian winter : It’s free real estate

[@dudohhhl1501]

If you need shelter and food, look for the next Almhütte. There you can harvest a nice Weizenbier and eat Bratkartoffeln. Ahh yes, when you search for fresh water, watch out if the snow is yellow first.

[@lunawolff4358]

The yellow snow is de best

[@spenarkley]

Underrated camera man

[@cattear]

that filming skill though Rudi did a great job

[@Hades_Space_Engineer]

Juri

[@Eva-lt7ue]

Blyat

[@nathanzoth1440]

You shout taste yellow snow, it tasty

[@robsche1337]

Yes lemon snow very yummy

[@carnotauros]

Might be beer! You never know

[@cedric1731]

@@carnotauros not in Germany. We don't waste bier

[@entonduck]

@@carnotauros Its like lemonade ice cream :D

[@bom_basti_sch]

"Ultimate GERMAN Survival Guide" everywhere in the video: swiss numberplates

[@CediDaehler]

They don't have snow in Germany 😅

[@marianartz7006]

@@CediDaehler Not anymore at least :/

[@Quotenwagnerianer]

@@CediDaehler Two weaks ago we had snow all over the place. ;)

[@CediDaehler]

@@Quotenwagnerianer Yeah, I know... but less than we, here in switzerland 😜

[@sweetbabycheesus8497]

@@CediDaehler we had

[@usedsubcompact1369]

Another thing to have is a German Army Knife, they are very handy and efficient! Swiss Army Knives are too red and less efficient!

[@philipfriedrich8135]

Both Army's have Victorinox

[@thet0057]

@@philipfriedrich8135 🤣

[@minecrafter023]

@@philipfriedrich8135 yes but we have BW Stumpf!

[@philipfriedrich8135]

@@minecrafter023 das ist so nicht richtig. Bw Stumpf hat ausgedient. Seit rund 12 Jahren wird der Nachfolger, also ein Victorinox mit Einhandöffnung ausgegeben.

[@erzhaider]

@@philipfriedrich8135 Das nennt sich BW Scharf - Nachfolger vom BW Stumpf

[@thearchibaldtuttle]

Kurze Hosen bei dem Wetter! Da fehlen nur noch die Sandalen mit gestrickten Socken!

[@Kengaofficial]

3:47 "The most Impotent" 😂

[@maxbaum2835]

I love wandering in the schwarzwald it’s a nice Freizeitaktivität.

[@moraien3278]

I always get lost there. Always. An than it starts raining. It's truly the best Freizeitaktivität I know so far.

[@moisnikpaat7877]

"Stop I was only doing the fun". Good one.

[@tiredace_2998]

German Comedian of the year award goes to : this guy

[@jossevantricht8799]

Bear Grillz? hah cringe speed comparer angry German with two different socks, sport shoes, and Rudi/Juri in the "wilderness" in shorts, that's real discovery channel material

[@sebastianeiselt37]

I can approve Germans are highly Survival-trained due to the explosive Trees in our Forsts.

[@lunawolff4358]

Those ar in Austria not in germani

[@xx-dp-bw-xx2546]

@@lunawolff4358 Germani >.>

[@lunawolff4358]

@@xx-dp-bw-xx2546 yes, if yu see trumps video tere yu can see he talks about Austria not germani

[@xx-dp-bw-xx2546]

@@lunawolff4358 German"y".>.>

[@lunawolff4358]

@@xx-dp-bw-xx2546 😭 r/woooosh

[@eliharman]

And when it’s really cold, you wear TWO pairs of shorts...

[@harryhaley9591]

I've learnt many things from this... but the main takeaway point is that my sock game is not on point.

[@alexanderkarayannis6425]

Soooo,zats how you survive in ze Wald!...Really good to know,thanks for the useful video,full of practical tips for us city slickers,who only get to experience nature in KZbin videos...

[@markushorlemann]

This video is so German that I have the feeling to drink some potatoes, eat a beer and invade some country..

[@nedimayvaz6536]

This dude got a cold out there just to entertain us. He is indeed a real legend...

[@Schnitzellover12345]

4:37 Germany vs Russia 1944

[@namliph]

Well, in fact, the best way to survive any situation is to just avoid it.

[@67Roseau]

Can the Birkenstock be the ultimate point 5 of the survival Guide ? It can keep your feet from the cold outside and gives you more respect point in fight against animals in the wald I guess.

[@ak_7973]

Next video: The ultimate Russian winter survival guide for a German

[@kirohai]

Him: I need ze fresh woter Also him: has meters of snow around him Also him: I need a river for ze fresh woter

[@dr.mnbvcxy]

Ich habe gohofft, dass das Video diesen Stil hat und wurde nicht enttäuscht.

Who else got goosebumps when he crunched around that snow? 😬😬😬😬

[@rungcox4823]

A man truly in his element

[@anracingrsr1]

When you order Bear Grills on wish.

[@Dirk-qt2xx]

Bin ich der einzige, der diese Videos im Lockdown schaut um nicht ganz auf Englisch zu verzichten ? XD

[@stevejobs7912]

Ich glaube allerdings, durch dieses Video ist mein Englisch gerade wieder ein bisschen schlechter geworden...

[@rosa_cheesecake]

I'll make sure to follow these

[@HyperBorean77.77]

a true German legend! I thank you for your expertise on how to survive in the wildness!

[@mixedboi]

"Я Юрий блядь" Love it when random comrades come by.

[@timvolkmer1121]

0:33 "This is snow, you can tell that this is snow by the way it is" had to think of the aspen guy instantly xD

[@npelolli]

Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@justsomepandawithinternet]

Boi I'm lucky

[@juandig]

Man I haven't seen a video that made me laugh and grunz like this

[@selinaundso]

I will send this to all my non-german friends to understand us germans better

[@wulfiholyzter1467]

Ich heiße alle aus der Zukunft willkommen, U finally were brought here by the algorithm my friend enjoy the Ostfront experience!

[@omegahighend8757]

Trifft meinen Humor direkt auf den Kopf :D

[@marioschulz1135]

Kurze Hosen sind immer angebracht. Und so effizient wie wir eben sind, ist dieser Satz im übertragenen und wörtlichen Sinne zu verstehen.

[@Isabgrd]

2:44 that happened on a class trip in 6. Grade-

[@eikejung572]

Ohne Witz der Typ holt sich in unter 2 Wochen Paris

[@foxhead8509]

Das Englisch ist das geilste😂😂😂

[@enjigaming11]

2 views 13 likes? KZbin drunk on weissbier

[@mohammedsuuka7598]

You the best German I know 😁 🤣😂

[@philipfriedrich8135]

Am Ende der Einzigste 😂

[@frozenneko]

I'm glad that there are no big mountains next to my home... I'm living in Unterfranken :D

[@TheOcco99]

He looks like Mr. Bean in the Cartoon

[@Speed8reaker]

keine ahnung wie ich hier gelandet bin und ob es eine anspielung auf irgendwas hat... aber es ist sehr gut gelungen !! :D

[@karsten-f5q]

The German version of Bear Grylls :-) Brilliant

[@nanami-neko2248]

Yes, I can unterschreiben this so. Good guide. I will give you a Daumen hoch. ... xD

[@ambroseasylum9777]

But were are the Sandalen with the weißen Tennissocks ?

[@PedroRodrigues-owl]

I break together by laughing! Have a circleruntogetherbreak ;-.) Klasse!

[@dhairyaparam]

reason 101 why german lost to russian winter in 1944

[@jatinrangwani9622]

4:35 A Russian chasing a German

[@geraldarcuri9307]

Brilliant!

[@aarinkulkarni2164]

0:40 SCAMM THE PLATE IS SWISS

[@denisschweizer1481]

Black Forest = Not 😂😂

[@germanstreetjudge1817]

He's a german, currently living in Switzerland

[@thet0057]

Its in switzerland...

[@jj-eg5up]

Apparently my German vacation will be much more difficult than I imagined.

[@petrnekolny881]

"Oh Bratwurst, what a coincidence!" Pissed my pants... 😂👌

[@markuswolf7384]

It is a great injustice that that bluffer and circus performer Bear Grylls is a millionaire .. Vincent you rule 💪🏆

[@ElSenorEls]

"Maybe help me a little bit" Aww

[@chrissmartin4137]

Hillarious: Survival after training made by Merkill et al.

[@juzzyvic]

Gute Nacht 🙂

[@minetrucker]

Where is the snow measuring technique?

[@TRJK]

Because of the "Hallo" at the start, I was suprised and thought the video was german for a second.

[@Daniel-dj7fh]

"Having ze Fun wiz you" XD

[@wolfyeldrim744]

Can you please start atour in the German citys to inform us about them and start with Hamburg wiht hans the angry German

[@LEEGOOVER9901]

*le me who dont even seen snow irl: why do you not getting cold and shiver?

[@adaliafackrell5654]

I mistook this as a guide to survive the Germans

[@moraien3278]

In situations of danger just throw some paperwork at them and run. The paperwork will keep the germans distracted.

[@dream_weaver6207]

Everyone vibing until the snow starts speaking Russian

[@minegamer5680]

Rare Footage of a German trying abnormal things on a local Siberian Guy.

[@revico9353]

So u forgot about cars? I also like this survival informassional video 😂

[@noahmccoist6059]

The colourful socks is on point, !!!

[@rk2385]

Underrated

[@Leon玲央]

I was here before it goes viral.

[@Mr_P1c4rd]

"Oh look it is a BRATWURST!"

[@liquidsquid2306]

3:19 And there my ladies and gentlemen we see a fine piece of german butt Schinken.

[@djordemahoney]

Talks about GERMAN SURVIVAL shoots video in switzerland🤣🤣🤣

[@daniel_schmidt.]

The cars numberplate/ Das Kennzeichen des Autos

[@bendover4668]

Everyone that’s speaks German is German.

[@djordemahoney]

@@bendover4668 everyone whoe speaks englisch is from england

[@the_washingmachine1295]

@@djordemahoney colonialization it is O.o

[@aennablue]

Könnte dich trotzdem DE sein, halt in Grenznähe... wir haben immer Schweizer Autos/Touris bei uns im Schwarzwald 😅

[@El_Presidente_5337]

But the best tip is that according Verwaltungsverfahrensgesetz (VwVfG) § 23 Amtssprache, that ze Amtssprache deutsch ist.

[@Schlingelkind]

Came for the memes stayed for the quality and Humor

[@thistlebites2167]

Ahh the German beerbelly is made for survival!

[@absolutedisease1699]

You are obviously ze german Bear Grills. Also known as Bär Grillt. Could you please make anozer survival-video about how to survive ze Weihnatchseinkäufe on ze 23rd of December next year? Over ze last 10 years, i strugggled to survive zem, and i came out wiz lots of bruises and completely dehydrated. And i´m still suffering ze PTSD from 2018

[@baumkobraer3510]

thsere are no mountains in tschermany.

[@adrianw7011]

Snow Bratwurst, of course. YuriRudi is certainly fortunate to work with the cream of the German Survivalists

[@eptrs616]

But where was the Deuter backpack?!

[@adrianndir7690]

Digga der Akzent ich kann nich mehr😂😂😂

[@XXLPIakat]

i was expecting that he would pick up a full 0,3 l water bottle and explain that this is fresh water.

[@WK2mkl]

This is just awsome 😂😂

[@berata.251]

Kameraqualität scheppert ;D

[@paulinparadise2034]

Wow! You found a wild sausage!!!

[@FireJojoBoy]

thiz iz zhe most fanni pfideo ei häv wotschd in a lonk teim