The Ultimate Nazeem Death Reel

No mods, except for the Unofficial Patch only in the very last clip, as long-range archery is not possible in vanilla Skyrim.
Eating a netch jelly after using Whirlwind Sprint will rag-doll the player. Sun Flare is an instant use power that is gained by using the Sun Stone.
Vampiric Grip can be used in human form, through an exploit. I applied frenzy poison to my bow in all the snipe clips, to avoid an assault charge when shooting Nazeem.
I reverse-pickpocketed Ahlam with a Daedric Warhammer with a soul-trap enchantment along with a black soul gem.
I reverse-pickpocketed the Student with a black soul gem and a Daedric dagger with the soul-trap enchantment. I used Voice of the Emperor to calm the guards, so they would not kill him for attacking Nazeem.
Weapons being used for practice will only do damage through enchantments. I gave Lucia a Dragonbone dagger with chaos damage and drain health enchantments on it.
I exploit-equipped 5 amulets of Talos, to enable infinite shouts. Interrupting a kill camera with the Cyclone shout can enable a decapitation without killing an NPC, allowing them to permanently remain headless.
Nazeem can be made to exit Whiterun by provoking him and then exiting. He can then follow the player around Skyrim. Items such as wheelbarrows will do physics damage and can be used to kill NPCs. I used Mora's Grasp on Nazeem to keep him in place below the bridge at the College of Winterhold. Despawning logs from the lumber mill will cause paralyzed NPCs to fly uncontrollably. I used the same application on Grelod that I used on Nazeem, to make her follow me to Whiterun. The orphans will show up anywhere she dies.
The roof top of Dragonsreach can be accessed by careful climbing, the floating bucket exploit, or Do Not Delete boxes. It is part of the same cell as Whiterun. Arrows, shouts, and other projectiles are preserved during fast-travel and will resume motion when the player reaches the fast-travel destination. I nocked twice but did not shoot some arrows as a method of timing my shots, so that the final arrow would hit the last Cultist.
The songs playing are:
1) Meridian Dance, from The Secret of Mana
2) High Tension Wire, from Seiken Densetsu 3
3) The Fierce Battle, from Final Fantasy 6

[@leopoldstotch711]

All gameplay is explained in the video description.

[@tecnobrenda]

W

[@lazaromora8263]

Can you make one of killing delphine? I hated her the instant she ordered to kill paarthurnax.

[@shadowslayer2929]

​​@@tecnobrendaI'm totally going to get Aventus to kill Nazeem now 😂

[@ArmoredSystem123]

Giving nazeem to dragon is epic😂

[@AndrewBrownK]

favorite by far

[@Silneth]

Agreed, the Ohdaviing assist is so good lol

[@thequacken2659]

1:36 "I'll have your head!" 💀

[@A.F.-.]

He just wants to try it out for a spin

[@KolonelCeanders]

Well he’s not using it

[@DaviLucianoRodrigues]

Takes his pants off - what about both?

[@koheletcalaforexclan6508]

Nazeem: Have you been to the cloud district… Dragonborn: Sort of (*Sovngarde*) let me show you to it!

[@claytonwood8839]

Shame that Nazeem cannot go to Sovngarde, given that he is neither a Nord nor a brave champion.

[@darianbrown5671]

You're a true legend, Leopold! May nazeem be reduced to zero in every timeline!

[@heresthadude1080]

Kore ga...Requiem da.

[@ultamatelegovideo]

Got to love the artistry preformed here

[@samuelmason204]

My favourite part was at 2:04 when the guards said "oh what happened?" as if they didn't see anything

[@ksnumidium9168]

Getting his wife to kill him is just peak comedy. If you look closely into the game files, she was probably supposed to be having an affair with Acolyte Jenssen in the Temple of Kynareth, but Bethesda never implemented the quest since the farm manor for Chillfurrow doesn't even exist.

[@VEKTOR_]

i was being sad for the innocent old woman who was killed in the process but then immediately overjoyed that it was actually Grelod the kind

[@byclarkellis]

Those drawbridge ones are perfection

[@ReturnofBenjamin]

Nearly-Headless Nazeem was the best.

[@nikopunksuperlink]

Nazeem: do you get to the cloud district very often? oh, what am i saying (pushing to a cliff) I died of laughter 🤣

[@mohit7636]

The timing on the last trickshot must be tight

[@leopoldstotch711]

It was particularly difficult in many ways. I wasn't even aiming at Nazeem. He was at the market place, and wouldn't reach the point where the arrow was shot, until I fast-traveled to it. Then, I had to pace my arrows, so that the second Cultist would walk into the arrow. If I aimed too far left, in order to reach him without timing, the arrow would be blocked by the roof top of the Drunken Huntsman.

[@Eltryx_]

​@@leopoldstotch711Dude how much time it costed you to calculate & planify every single details for this trick

[@joshuapena4684]

Gaddamn, his own wife overhead Warhammer, crushed his ass. That's hilarious

[@RealUlrichLeland]

Nazeem better be killable if tes 6 is set in hammerfell

[@HalcyonSkies]

I would never soul trap Nazeem! That would imply I'm carrying a piece of him around with me, and that is clearly unacceptable.

[@Dan-ze7hj]

Drop the soul gem on a compost heap

[@HalcyonSkies]

@@Dan-ze7hj I will not! ....compost actually serves a purpose.

[@Dan-ze7hj]

Good point

[@mistermidnight1823]

Actually it's more like you're carrying the satisfaction of having condemned him to the Soul Cairn.

[@Mrhouse-k1x]

​@@HalcyonSkiesThen use wabbajack and Turn him into a sweetroll. Then eat it

[@Lofirainbows]

We need a Nazem death speed run challenge

[@mimisezlol]

It's called nazeem percent and it's been around for a bit. The current record is 1:57 if I remember correctly, and it looks fucking deranged. The video is from a year ago

[@onyx9712]

4:30 I think that was the only time I've seen nazeem in the cloud district.

[@Kaynstein]

You had me as soon as I heard Meridian Dance from Secret of Mana. Great Vid!

[@Silneth]

I know today's going to be a good day when I see a notification of an upload from you!

[@lifeaschronicallyingrid]

Nazeem went to the cloud district when that dragon tore him up lol

[@myless789]

0:10 I love show that guard is just like “….I hated this haters anyway…I saw nothing”

[@velligis4996]

Your stuff is comedy gold. Floating head Nazeem got me 😂

[@williamafton4427]

Dragonborn: (To Alduin) "THAT NAZEEM GUY IS THE REAL DRAGONBORN, NOT ME!"

[@Jeb-Slim-Jonson-mb3qx]

Dragonhitman the 47 of The Elder Scrolls

[@mrsarcastic8034]

0:18 guard was like "wtf just happend" 😂

[@FelipeSalesGuitar]

You're the 10th divine

[@brendantw]

Nazeem is the ultimate psychopath test.

[@Handyman996]

You always make me laugh with Nazeem and Grelod. Thanks a lot!

[@thomaslefebvre5312]

Awesome vid, especially love the "grelod vs nazeem" part

[@Dovah_Slayer]

This is pure catharsis

[@MichaelHess8]

You’re a legend bro. Truly

[@zaristophanes]

Truly the best skyrim style assasin

[@MadGamerRus]

I once had two Nazeem spawn in a vanilla game version. My anger has DOUBLED !

[@tralarimtamtum4899]

crazy how good people are at this game

[@v_lad8559]

I watch this on loop to go to sleep at night

[@kerjectroter3761]

It's safe to say at least on my knowledge, no Skyrim players that I know of like Nazeem. My favourite thing to do is take him to the cloud district, during the Aldiuin and Parthanex fight and have either dragon pick him up high up in the air and drop him or cast fury magic on him and let him attack me. Trust me if you do this it never gets old.

[@christianfranck1818]

Raising a little killer is a adorable idea

[@CHAMPIONSCRUCIBLE]

I don't think there's a single thing any game fandom, that the community is in agreement 100%, like they all hate Nazeem. No cap, about 10 years ago on high school, I got Skyrim for pc and later that year I made a friend that had it too. I was over at his house while he was playing Skyrim and he walked up Nazeem and explained how he hates the guy, to which I was surprised but also definitely agreed lmao.

[@DearMissWhite]

This is pure art 😂

[@lm9029]

4:27 POV: You're the new archmage but decided to not save the college of winterhold

[@bobby6849]

When Nazeem asked the student if he goes to the cloud district often and he flamed him 😂

[@AiColonel]

Can’t think of more deserving characters for this treatment lol just Nazeem, Astrid and Delphine

[@Charbonsteam]

Don't forget Njada Strongarm and Lemkil, those two need to be purged as well.

[@Gamersworld.]

Even Nazeems wife had enough of him, lol 😅

[@zaristophanes]

2:57 is great but would be perfection if you did the sneak attack simeltaneously with the arrow hit while the animation cancels fall damage

[@Nazeeeem_]

This video wasn't Nazeem aproved

[@Forgottenseeker]

i just realized spears are used as arrows

[@user-vd8uu1ef4w]

Walter Fring goes so hard

[@crimson159]

at this point you gotta feel bad for Nazeem

[@DaBofABC]

You forgot about sending him to the cloud district.

[@DaBofABC]

By giants, I mean.

[@Nerfherder3]

I wanna see the video of you kiteing Grelod all the way to Whiterun

[@kurousagi8155]

Lmao, for the cloud district kill using the dragon, I don’t even know what’s happening.

[@AzaGorod]

@1:30 giving nazeem a slight headache

[@TheCloudDistrict]

…

[@doriankenji]

Да, кем бы ни был Назим в прошлый жизни, он такого не заслужил 😂

[@content_deleted-sr5oq]

BRO you got me laughing so hard🤣

[@NeutroniummAlchemist]

Laughing so hard I'm crying.

[@TheKobra92]

you have an amazing fantasy XD

[@whodoes765]

Jesus H. Christ, dude, you can not kill him any harder with Odaving.

[@gerbenvanegmond4007]

Amazing!

[@luiso1875]

This video made my day 🤣

[@cat-in3ij]

TIL Nazeem was present in Alduin fight and it's canon kekw

[@_Tzer]

i didnt know you could poison bows

[@Belakor7171]

4:40 wth how did you do that? do dragons actually grab them like that wtf

[@ianjames1754]

Yeah they _can_ do that, but it’s extremely rare though - I’ve only seen it happen once or twice in all the time I’ve played it - one I definitely remember was a bandit on top of a tower. I’m not sure how it works or what triggers it to happen though; maybe it has to be under very specific circumstances?

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

1:37 Hmmm...

[@Ancient_Soul9000]

What is that thing where you get paralyzed and when you hit the ground it explodes?

[@caspera3193]

Can you put Nazeem in jail and paralyze him forever so that he stays there?

[@Sven6814]

This was awesome!🤣

[@Shoebil]

Creative!

[@arsadox9072]

Бедный Назим(

[@Notmiddleg]

I killed nazeem with a crossbow

[@Echo-zj1lz]

Poor Nazeem won’t be getting to the cloud district often anymore… 😢

[@remote24]

Now do it with erikur and then aerin

[@Xbalanque84]

But why does he explode when playing around with the draw bridge?

[@advancedhades4734]

Fire rune

[@majo2870]

🤣👏🔥

[@pietcraft322]

Wtf dude😂😂😂