The Ultimate Texting Competition: Rhett vs Link

We go head to head to see who can text faster with their eyes closed. GMM #419
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[@cordeliapalmer5800]

I like how Rhett said "both" like 'Baw-th,' as though he had never before seen the word "both..."

[@beksie9234]

I know, right? Hahah.

[@ohheygamers4828]

Cordelia Palmer yessss

[@Stephh99]

How else are you supposed to say it? Sounds normal to me when he says it

[@cordeliapalmer5800]

Stephanie More like ‘bow-th.’

[@BluJellu]

Boe- th

[@nataliap.3519]

It's 9 years later and we still need a part 2 of this

[@tabithaschultz6308]

I think we now know how EA games comes up with the "language" for the Sims.

[@ducklord9813]

Tabitha Schultz Omg hahahaha

[@doddermodd]

This should win the next comment awards.

[@kermit777]

Dorian Kurtishi why? It wasn’t even slightly amusing

[@frecklecraft]

Hahaha!

[@-potato1975]

Was anyone else dying the whole entire video😂😂

[@gigglyfitzgirl]

🙋🙋🙋

[@artemis6828]

ME XD

[@MrGTASeriesVideo]

+XxRandom CookiexX Me, xD

[@kristinacintra4542]

I was 😂😂😂

[@bellarotker7160]

I was dying of laughter to

[@SpokenSpark]

Please do a second one of this

[@musicgirl8589]

YES YES YES!!!

[@jyoti7766]

yeah

[@huzaifamansoor3811]

+SpokenSpark YEAH!!!

[@DanniBurrows12]

Do it do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SpokenSpark]

***** Unfortunately you are right, I made this comment a long while ago, And at that time, I knew that it wasn't going to have any impact on the series, Despite the support on this comment and suggestion.

[@emilyclaussen8502]

I've seen this like five times, and it still makes my day. THANK YOU Rhett and Link!!

[@Diatribing]

IKR

[@axonanimations3050]

+Emily Claussen same :D

[@melikejordank2563]

+Emily Claussen same

[@ofthevlley]

I've seen it like 23! It really does make me laugh!

[@elisedobs]

+Hannah Sokolowski right dou

[@mattyKallday]

One of the funniest episodes of all time.

[@trentofmedia152]

It is number one

[@nameless-wp4do]

Matt K Links tough guy makeover is a close second 😂😂😂

[@kirsten.3510]

Hoodie

[@edwardmclaughlin719]

@@trentofmedia152 Really?

[@breannaroth5572]

Ok, why does Rhett have 222 unread messages?!

[@anayamason1241]

That's 1/3 to evil!!! 😈😈😈

[@oddbucket]

Keep this up, Rhett, and you'll get 666.

[@Kaylee-zo3gr]

Cause he is famous

[@eaniracate]

I literally just came down to comment that

[@oliviathompson9661]

Taryn Ashburn SAME

[@jill5262]

"thats tiiiiiiiiii*voice cracks*iiiiiittt"

[@YoutubeCrazy12]

I just saw this

[@YoutubeCrazy12]

+pensiri prateepasen comment while I was watching that part of the video

[@egg6058]

+jill : U wear my hostages.

[@lillystephens8472]

When was that? Lol

[@AussieRCPlayground]

Funniest episode I've seen so far! I have tears and a sore stomach from laughing so much! These types of episodes are the best. This one and that online dating one you did a while back are among the best for laughs. Great job, keep it up. Love the show.

[@maryannjohnson281]

Aussie RC Playground kaleb

[@tomharrison9280]

OMMFG I was crying with laughter during this it's just abseloutely insane and SpokenSpark is correst PLEASE do another one i loved it Bach tiger he aging heavy cake lol

[@alejandroadrianzen9298]

Me too

[@alexkillian360]

+Alejandro Adrianzen OMG U LOVE UR PRO PIC HAHAHAHA

[@tomharrison9280]

thx

[@dpcentral1740]

yesssss!!!

[@kareem3323]

Tom Harrison

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

During the Humpty Dumpty one, Rhett said “both” like it wasn’t a real word lol 7:46

[@elisedobs]

This is my favorite episode, I'm basically crying I'm laughing so hard

[@myadrath5406]

I am crying, I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face 😂

[@artemis6828]

I AM TOO XD

[@charlottecollison6441]

+Mya The Strawberry Me too

[@tylerlambert2665]

Me to

[@MrGTASeriesVideo]

+Epic Elise Same! xD

[@DK492tube]

Is no one else intrigued by the 222 unread texts in Rhett's phone?!

[@MesablipGaming]

Yeah I know right

[@birbmeme3795]

Ikr

[@amarra8251]

AdmiralTrollington its 225

[@roxanjeffers182]

YES!!!!!!

[@mindyrardin9934]

Oh my gosh yes!!!

[@kirstydotmckean]

IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES SOMEBODY STOP ME

[@alexa-lv1uw]

I've watched this about 30 times throughout the past few years and links Humpty Dumpty always leaves me crying 😂😂😂

[@alexa-lv1uw]

GLANDS

[@alexa-lv1uw]

Also, heavy cake. 😂

[@juliemason7456]

hi

[@Hedgpig]

Three kids getting killed in a predictably cheap PSA really set the mood for this light-hearted comedy video, thanks DOT!

[@mistergamer123456789]

I saw the same exact ad. Really sets the mood

[@thalonelygirl]

OMG I've got tears running down my face from laughing so damn hard! On a side note, what was up with that chicken mummy???? That lady was a little scary.

[@Sunny99926]

Same here haha,almost fell off my bed when Link said "Thihhhhhhht" hahahaha

[@mikealgiers7852]

I always eat when I watch this show and that chicken mummy nearly made me puke my breakfast out...

[@Miepelmiep]

Me too :D

[@musicmathchocolate]

@@mikealgiers7852 Homeschool project- chicken mummy is still alive and well! 9 years old!

[@musicmathchocolate]

Homeschool project- chicken mummy is still alive and well! 9 years old!

[@thevloggingbros552]

No link it means your ambi"text"erous

[@ShashankParsewar]

Who would've known that GMM predicted the creation of foldable phones and led to the inspiration that microsoft used to make their foldable lineup.

[@pippacummings5376]

Towards the end I was dying from a severe laughing attack. GOOD CHOICE, FRIEND

[@bl757]

Omg! By the end I was wiping tears from my eyes because I was crying from laughter. You two are friggin hilarious!!!

[@andrecannon8559]

I saw this a while back, they are funny as hell!

[@bl757]

Thomas White check this one out when you get the time.

[@thomaswhite7124]

LOL these guys are too funny B.L. Simpson

[@bl757]

Hell yes they are

[@assmane999]

They should do this again. It was a lot of fun

[@Annie-io7lk]

"I suggest the salmon. I SUGGEST THE SALMON!"

[@mihhi]

it's not really a good competition if autocorrect is used... but having watched the whole thing i have to agree it was actually quite funny

[@ZiphilBagginsxyz]

did anyone else notice that rhett had 222 unread messages0

[@janinaflowerheart3303]

+Ziphil Baggins atleast it wasn't 666 xD

[@ZiphilBagginsxyz]

Janina Flowerheart lol

[@vivienlamb1205]

meeeeee

[@bharadwajvedam3434]

he was having 225 messages unread

[@ofthevlley]

I have 333

[@afuhrm21]

One of my favorite episodes ever. Come back to it all the time! Round two would be SO much fun

[@lilpuppy2354]

I like how Rhett has 222 unread texts.

[@purplevv]

Lil Puppy 225 At the end too

[@crazystraw1144]

Rhett..why u got 222 unread messages?

[@rosemarystuart3125]

Ikr

[@eileen58]

Sometimes my mom's phone will say they are unread if she doesn't open the text all the way, cause they open up into individual windows, but you don't need to open the text to read 'k' or something short like that.

[@piperhull]

Um.. Duh, beacuse he has SO MANY FREAKING FANS.

[@austinvu2075]

What? Really?

[@eileen58]

Greenfangs...with his personal phone number? Or is that just a work phone or something?

[@otdtyh]

I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts.

[@skylerf8779]

Me too

[@squashedavodago1305]

I'm dieing

[@shannonlirot6701]

Skyler F me 3

[@sorrikkai7]

Me too

[@shatnerp1758]

Im used to it by now :P

[@SheIsntReal94]

It sounds like they're speaking Simlish xD

[@eemanshabbir9836]

I lost it at "Glans F Again" xD :DDDD

[@TrueInvisible]

I can type quite fast but not with a cell phone, rather with a keyboard

[@meadowfrance]

I laughed way too hard, I feel a little sick...! xD Rhett sure loves that word sundry, "you wear my hostages sundry rot" sounds like an insult or a rap lyric.

[@samr6514]

Link, when you're supposedly right handed but type with your left hand, hold your mug with your left hand and do goodness knows what else with your left hand, it means that you're ambidextrous.

[@Mikeisnotsosmooth]

11:39 they should have called it the TriPhone ;D

[@christianclemons8030]

Agreed

[@EmeraldKelsi]

#TriPhone7

[@ainsleighmccue3138]

Yessssssssss

[@TheAwesomeMed]

"u wary my gasses act serene" has gotta go on a t shirt

[@WienClown]

Or "Glans f again"! lol

[@heliveruscalion9124]

Or "Ant NLRB Strep" With Ant That Has Strep Throught

[@GarySandStorm]

I literally choked on my tea, had to spit it back into my cup and coughed for a few minutes, man that was intense xD

[@VicDumb]

Time for a round 2 y'all!

[@leah7610]

Rhett has 222 unread messages! lol

[@laurensamuelson4199]

I thought I was the only one who noticed!!!

[@parkerknight8738]

225 at the end

[@raventous_seybird]

I laughed too hard at this. ._.

[@evelinemartens27]

Me too this was soo funny

[@raventous_seybird]

eveline martens Yep.

[@Xxmeca421xX]

The Purple Man Vincent turn on the captions for this video.. the little CC button at the bottom if you want to laugh harder

[@raventous_seybird]

***** Omg-

[@itsmeaverymayan]

The Purple Man Vincent ryett ahd 8hi

[@NehaVKumar]

i laughed so hard that my stomach hurted

[@gigglyfitzgirl]

"AH AH DEE AH!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lauraandrea]

I like how Link has no messages but Rhett has 225

[@galaxygrl_]

Laura Andrea are you blind he has 222

[@SensationallyPsycho]

@@galaxygrl_ 225 at the end of the video, and 222 in the beginning

[@cloakedlion13]

Why does Rhett have 222 unread messages? I cant even handle one unread message!

[@Redsoxking]

People say the same about me

[@johan.ohgren]

Maybe he does like me, reads it on the notifications but doesn´t open the actual message.

[@cloakedlion13]

Johan Öhgren Fair enough

[@karinamitreva42]

You guys killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mouscedesking900]

omg I love their channel

[@karinamitreva42]

See we are totally alike :D

[@mouscedesking900]

I know it feels like we have known each other our whole entire lives

[@karinamitreva42]

(y)

[@karinamitreva42]

That means like

[@sophielanglands6920]

I was playing along with them and I clearly text too much because I did quite well lmao

[@wethecreators4908]

i was texting simultaneously with them and man am i a fast texter lmao

[@Rogers1000]

i was absolutely pissing my self laughing, i couldn't breathe, fantastic fellas now my sides are hurting :)

[@princejammer622]

Omg! When I read links jack an jill text, I nearly peed myself!

[@princejammer622]

Ok, scratch that. After hearing the geek texts, I did wet myself

[@CloudNine661]

Princejammer62 im pretty sure that txt was about link lol

[@cybertree]

Princejammer62 *"u wary my gasses?"* lmao XD

[@skyiffy8866]

IKR

[@starwolfanimations2811]

I am replying to my own comment! 😝

[@barkergirl33]

OMG,laughter truly is the best medicine!!! I really needed this today! THANK YOU!!!

[@myrtleave2463]

We seriously need a part 2 of this!

[@Silverhazey_]

"Glans, f again" laughing so hard

[@hyzenthlay1265]

I love the auto corrected words, literally crying with laughter 😂

[@Sweettormentt]

11:09 rhett started speaking like a sim 😂😂

[@ellepalmer]

Seeing the "I'm a Texpert" on an ad was what got me into R&L and GMM. I'm very appreciative

[@EUCLIDIAN119]

thankyou just started going back to school and im going to enjoy watching these in the morning :D

[@swecheekypanda]

Not to self. Don't try to watch this discreetly in class, you will kicked out from laughing to high

[@noahstevens5265]

Rhett has 222 texts he hasn't read lol.

[@maiaadolphs9128]

rhett has 222 unread texts?

[@ceciliavu8518]

+Maia Adolphs ikr

[@DaangMel]

….chicken mummy….

[@rdizzy1]

I thought the chick was holding a bloody towel at first, so, maybe the mummy is better.

[@a1be31s8x9]

You got something about chicken mummies?

[@musicmathchocolate]

Homeschool project- chicken mummy is still alive and well! 9 years old!

[@musicmathchocolate]

@@rdizzy1 Homeschool project- chicken mummy is still alive and well! 9 years old!

[@musicmathchocolate]

@@a1be31s8x9 Homeschool project- chicken mummy is still alive and well! 9 years old!

[@lvivtotoro]

Im left-handed, but i use the computer right-handed o_O

[@skylerf8779]

Me too

[@pedrocruz5947]

You can teach yourself to use a certain hand to perform a certain task.

[@Madness7125]

Most people use a computer keyboard with both hands so idk what you guys are doing wrong

[@BreakBubbles]

Same

[@Joker83105]

Zachery Brown haha they got jedi mind

[@Kmsnna1012]

this will never stop being my favorite video on youtube

[@jennacampbell7759]

You guys should do a rematch. I've watched this video five times and I laugh EVERY TIME.

[@Pile_of_carbon]

Well, I just finished my lunch. Now I'm going for some ntvyoshhuta heavy cake with some cut bark in the side because that's rugby.

[@lilnatalye16]

Finding this channel is the best thing that's ever happened to me . Thank you guys so much for the laughs! 💖

[@sophiaoliphant2512]

this has always been one of my favorite videos, came back to watch....the phones are so small

[@danstars1]

This was so funny, definitely do something similar again GMM

[@littlemsphoenix7127]

Can I bring up the fact that Rhett had 222 messages

[@annabanana4006]

This video deserves so many more views. One of their funniest videos.

[@sophieg.1249]

Probably my millionth time watching this and STILL makes me crack up. THANKS GUYS! :D Love the vid!

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

>Not texting with SwiftKey on a glorious Android phone. Why live?

[@MrJoystickid]

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST GUYS ON KZbin!!!!!! You make me laugh every time without fail. UK represent!

[@SnydlyWiplash]

This my personal GMM episode. I've watched it multiple times, and it's hilarious each time. PLEASE do this competition again...I loved it!!!

[@subswithnovideos-eo9gh]

Guys lets just say it. This is the best gmm episode ever made. possibly one of the best youtube videos ever made...

[@CraftinKings]

This is not even, auto correct!

[@duckymoemoemarisa]

Why tf does Rhett have 225 unread messages??

[@duckymoemoemarisa]

:)

[@duckymoemoemarisa]

+Ashlynn Medlin either way why does he have so many?

[@avajohnson5605]

+Marisa Blewett he probably doesn't text much

[@FawnDrewNB]

+Marisa Blewett My best guess is that he's in a group chat. It's easy to get 222 group texts within like an hour.

[@XXCRUSHER]

Why are you so nosy?

[@kathrynbeeman7559]

I come back to this video every once in a while and it ALWAYS makes me laugh. One of my favorite gmm episodes!

[@Addylillis]

Can you please do more of these videos because this was hilarious!😂😂😂

[@KarissaArtista]

Eyes closed, two hands: Gently dumber dat in a wall. Humor dumbly had a frat fall all the Kings horned and all the kinds men doulrvput him that Idaho again. Eyes closed, one hand: That's right I'm s geek. I've got brains and aboriginal ur h wish my giffed subsets and nyvyayess ute unfair So poetic

[@BlueFrostFox]

I laughed so hard during this!

[@robertpaulsen7968]

lol same

[@gggamersftw4192]

lol

[@exploderas]

This is my favorite episode ever. The first speech jammer is a close second, but this one right here, this is pure gold!

[@natabeanz2975]

omg Link's tummy at the end

[@xavi1303x]

this competition is the funniest, laugh so hard my family was like what's wrong with you

[@NickSmolich]

same

[@danielhaley4582]

My wife but totally happened to me. Heavy cake.

[@TheComedicPCGamer]

Daniel Haley did you type that with your eyes closed?

[@xavi1303x]

***** Lol, i dont get it eather

[@danielhaley4582]

Kind of, samsung update to my s3 made my t9 act squirrly. Told my best freinds sister she looked prettier than she used to before she got pregnant, idk who was madder her or my wife.

[@muskiej5]

This was a good Wheel of Mythicality.

[@anjali2181]

This is the best GMM video I've ever watched! Funny AF!!❤

[@kyranwilliams2041]

I don't think I have ever laughed so much. This literally made me cry and made my stomach hurt

[@bmxer_dsm]

"I suggest the Salmon! I have a strong feeling, about the Salmon! You want the Salmon, Ok how do you want that cooked?" LOL XD

[@linko9670]

I literally spit out my orange juice when I was listening to the Mythical Wheel Ending. Lol :)

[@fadyahalzaidi1260]

That's the first time I laugh that hard since maybe three years or more . Thank you so much.

[@emmaparker843]

it’s been 6 years... and this is still one of my favorite videos on the internet. never fails to make me laugh! :)

[@Taz_Olson]

That was probably my favorite episode in a while, very funny.

[@andrei_sf]

I almost died laughing =)))) Also, link made a mistake in the first text. He wrote "i" uncapitalized, if that's a word :))

[@TonyPeperoni248]

man i love this show! THANK you both rhett and link!

[@Terryode2007]

This will always be one of the funniest GMM episodes ever

[@Ricofyiiamaspy]

This was so funny, should be a 2nd go

[@rohit_narain]

OMFG THAT WAS SOO FUNNY I laughed soo such that tears came out of my eyes and I started chocking ( not cause of my tears lol )

[@gavinwarner3480]

It’s 2020 and I still watch this, I think it might be the best gmm episode ever lmao

[@maciefergal1675]

At this point I more or less have The Ultimate Texting Competition on repeat. Yet I still have to pause it sometimes because I’m laughing so hard that I can barely breathe.

[@GideonvanderMerwe]

I lold so hard... cant watch this at work anymore.