The Unintelligible Professor's Lecture | ASMR

[@KTSalami]

I'm so glad the professor could give us this lecture in the spoken form of doctor's handwriting

[@whatever_62]

Nice that was good 😂

[@MAG-ec8yt]

😂😂😂

[@Jazzokwasiboateng97]

Perfect🤣

[@Asillyfella21]

Speaking in russian cursive

[@bradycalvert6652]

😂😂

[@Jakki_G]

"Echulegamahbawahta, ga.... intesacula" I've never looked at it that way, this truly is art at its finest

[@GGCat420]

Timestamps pls

[@owenwells5608]

@@GGCat420I could be wrong, but there a good chance this guy made up this line, because even if so it’s still funny and works with the vid, so there’s a good chance he doesn’t say that in the vid

[@TheRelaxationStation]

Finally! Someone who knows what they're talking about.

[@reaperedits._am]

He knows what he means, but not how to say it 💀

[@Red_head-roblox]

Ah yes I understood 0.001 precent of this

[@LilPootisGaming]

​@@Red_head-roblox Har har har har har har har har har har

[@cr6458]

the writing of words is so weirdly impressive. You don't hesitate at all, it's a completely normal pace. It feels like you're writing a real language because of its pacing and cadence. That's a hard bit of acting to nail

[@term-827]

It's because I believe he is speaking a language, albeit a fictional one from the Lovecraft novels. Forget the name, though.

[@user-yb7tx4gx2p]

Most of it is (admittedly quite sloppy) shorthand notations done in a random order, so it not actually acting its, just... scribbling.

[@cr6458]

@@user-yb7tx4gx2p right, but scribbling with the pacing of actual writing. It's more difficult than you think

[@moddrrrusky2910]

That's not a real language?

[@yGKeKe]

R'lyehian, it's not a fleshed out fictional language like Tolkien's Elvish is, it's pretty much gibberish.@@term-827

[@SemperMaximus]

Imagine 10,000 years in the future, some species finds this video and they claim it's the most groundbraking discovery.

[@matty64aaron31]

When he said jnivfijnevnjidfnvdfiub I felt that

[@Vaiyelvet]

i think "hwusnn kwifbk" is the best part

[@NotoriousSRG]

It’s the words he didn’t say that made the biggest impact

[@Belinor6]

Ashifabsttndamcu has been real quiet since that bar dropped

[@UnhealthyCatObsession..]

i think arhswsjdejaasa was so inspirational, i began crying.

[@delta6man]

If he did a lecture on "nothing," it would be the best ASMR for students.

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

We talking true nothings or false nothing or maybe negative nothing which need i remind my fellow student is NOT on fact the same as SOMETHING

[@kakitembak23]

He will teach to nothing

[@GGCat420]

Well that's kinda tough

[@CreativeDrone]

there is a video just like this by @MattasticASMR

[@Tobi_Uchiha235]

WE PASSING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@moddrrrusky2910]

We NOT passing with this one ❌

[@panoraxe]

​not with that attitude @@moddrrrusky2910

[@Somerandomguy-hp7ie]

@@moddrrrusky2910exhugka Ich.. bwahatagubreregimbindusarus

[@RubLox_Live]

Pov: your drunk friend tryna persuade you to hit on the 10

[@NotoriousSRG]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolfoffenris9951]

10 hours later you wake up to discover it was a 2😂😂😂

[@robertreed2824]

Waking up next morning to a positive...

[@experssion123]

You're sober and they keep pointing to the dog

[@jacky8585]

@@experssion123this is weirdly specific

[@reallybigjohnson]

He must have attended the same econ lectures I did cause that is exactly what the board ended up looking like.

[@HexaSquirrel]

This honestly sounds like a mixture of Romanian, Portuguese and Mongolian. Solid lecture, Professor!

[@Abolishtaxes1997]

I’ll be sure to save this video incase i go to [GENERIC FICTIONAL EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY]

[@Professor_Toothpaste]

What i hear when i'm in the back of the class:

[@Bee-gang]

Ong

[@notfunny007]

You go to ASMR school?

[@nickwessels4653]

Who knew eldritch molecular biology could be so simple and interesting?

[@elliswrigley4570]

😂😂😂

[@nelsonrush2866]

I’ve learned more from this video than I had all my years in high school.

[@Christian-lk5qv]

When someone wakes you up and starts trying to talk about something

[@thernn14]

This semester is gonna rock

[@bernardo82brazitaly]

The Professor of Minecraft enchantment table language, there he is! I Love your unintelligible videos, I'm glad you brought it back!

[@Rawmon94]

would love to see his interpretation of Indiana Jones showcasing his most valuable treasures

[@EphemeralRift]

hmm...

[@Freakhotdogz]

Unironically one of the most dedicated and creative content creators on the platform in my opinion

[@user-qk8sv8gj8e]

Why did u add in my opinion at the end, ofc it's ur opinion ur the one saying it

[@Freakhotdogz]

@@user-qk8sv8gj8e waste of a message

[@deffdefying4803]

@@user-qk8sv8gj8ealright bro jesus

[@dyingofdioxide]

@@user-qk8sv8gj8esome people on the internet can't tell and think the person made an objective statement

[@owloko1349]

Right? The man is a film studio for asmr, crazy creative and good videos for years

[@cm-90]

Thank you for the much needed sci-matgeogistory lesson professor

[@yourmomsbf4eva]

Sci-matgeoengistory actually 😂

[@ryanjohnson9424]

Guess I arrived early to my appointment

[@chloeeolhc1]

He’s just buffering

[@rosebeaumont4203]

I literally put this on and fell asleep in 5 minutes, very authentic to real professors

[@flintlockwoodhd7932]

Unintelligible has to be an official ERU language at this point

[@minde5311]

After this lecture , I’m gonna nail the Necronomicon test , thank you professor!

[@jesseyfreethrows8512]

Thank you for the Romulan physics lesson!

[@matteofrance]

This is the kind of video I'll watch 300 times and never get bored of it

[@MoonberryJam93]

I had this class in college, around 8am on Monday

[@experssion123]

What it felt like going to class after a 3 day bender at a rave in my early twenties

[@crowsdagger5463]

This is how my brain hears stuff at 8am Lol. Felt that

[@missionspooky]

Same.

[@user-jc2dk7rl8i]

Its so painful to see your views dropping, Uncle E. But we will always love your videos. Dont leave. You are still the greatest asmrtist out there.❤

[@EphemeralRift]

Their loss, not mine/ours!

[@Swagtrap_CZ]

So this is how doctors get their handwriting

[@iidepii3015]

I felt it when he said "S⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 !¡ꖎ⚍ᓭ ᓭ⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 ᒷᑑ⚍ᔑꖎᓭ ᓭ⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑∷ᒷᒷ" which translates to "sharpness two plus sharpness two equals sharpness three"

[@arithepresident]

Real

[@TheDishonorableGlitch]

I have been meaning to schedule an appointment with corvus about my eyes. I have moments where my perception of reality seemingly shifts and/or fades out for a few seconds and then seems to shift and/or fade back in moments later, and it only happens in the sanitarium.

[@tpuhocka7834]

I like the moment when he said "👁‍🗨🖖🤸‍♂🪶🌘🀄📼☣🔻"

[@SeaguIISoup]

great lecture! i’ve never seen such a clear explanation of why the m̶̨̡̟͎̮̖͇̏̂̏̄̐̄̂i̴̪͖̥̹̘̦͗̾͛̑̋̊͠ͅɈ̷̧̯͍̬͔̻̘̈́͆͒̔͒̂̚ợ̷̧̻̤̭͙̱̍̆̌͒͗̚ɔ̷̢̭͈̼̺͇̋̎͐̃̃͋͜͠ʜ̶̡̛̗͕̝͇̼͙̿̐̕̕͝͝ô̵͕̣͈̭̤̪̯̊͊̃̂̑͐ñ̸̼̲̲̱̪̮̌͋͐̅̿̎͜b̶̡̧͖̜̯̪͕̽̌̋́͗͛͛ɿ̶̡̙̥͍̳̹̃̊͐̍͗̕͝ͅi̴̢̢̻̲̲͉͚̿̿̋͂̓̂͊ɒ̷̩̗̩̝̜̼̗̊̃͌̈́̀̚̕ ̵̢̻̠͙̺̰̪̉̔͌͂̓̽̾ì̴̢̮̟̦͔̩͎̀̀̂͋͊̔ƨ̶̧̧͕̦͓͖̻̊̆͋̀̑̉̈́ ̴̨̫̰̬͍̞͖͒͂̈́͆̒͘͠Ɉ̷̨̯̯͇̳͚͙̌̈́̇́́́̚ʜ̵̻͓̺͉͖͇̥͒̄̋͐́̕͝ɘ̵̘͙̹̮̜̬̲̾͋̍̒̉̆͘ ̵̧͎̦͖͍͙̪̏̈́̒̆͛̓̈́q̶̖̖̪̪͈̘̣͛̓͛́͑̚͘ơ̸̻̘̦̮̝̭̬̾̀̿̾́̓w̴̝͇͕̰̝̠͗̎̔͑̌͜͠͠ɘ̵̨͓̪͖̠̟̎͌̈́̂̏̕͠ͅɿ̷̨̝̗̩̤̬͋́̈́̆̎̕͠ͅʜ̷̧̤̩̥̝̲͎̂̍̂͂̍͘͠o̷̭̣̹̣̺͕͎̽͐͌̏͋̀͝υ̸͕̰̱̪͓̭̱̐͌́́̇̂̌ƨ̷̰̱̙̯̱̟̘̀̎̓̌̊͊͠ɘ̷̛̤͎̖̻̯̻̦͋͂̈́͒͋̅ ̴̨͇͈̳͈̟̠͂̌̓̑̑͝͝ȍ̷͎̩͉̣̻̠̰̾̏́̏͝͝ʇ̸͚̯͍̮̮͍͈̐̄̍̂̀̌̀ ̵̬̟̗̤̹̣̳̑͋̍̉̀́̋Ɉ̸̠̘̗͎̤͍̰͋̋̇̈̈́̆͋ʜ̷̡̧̼̲͎̪̟̿̓͗̍̃̄̈ɘ̷̧̧̘̩̘̟͙̒̒̈́̎͛͠ ̵̡̖̲̘͇͙͇̉̓̈́̒̀͆͋ɔ̷̨̛̖̦̠̟̞͓̃͆̇̿͛͝ɘ̶̜̝̳̻̭͙̻̏͋̐̌̿̎̂l̶̨̨̰̺͕͇͎̽̒̈́̅́̽̚ḻ̴̡̣̠̞͕͐̈́̍́̈͆̅͜

[@R4in46]

HE COMES

[@jakebankhead146]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@FireKeepersDaddy]

Best scores on rate my professor, top quality lecture.

[@highshipper9222]

This was a very informative lecture, thank you professor!

[@JunkieRemix]

It’s funny, the writing almost kinda looks like Japanese but also kinda looks like Enchantment Table

[@mms2409]

This is how any physics lecture feels to me

[@NOT_AN_IDI0T]

For me its history, but I understand physics, evolution, astrophysics and molecular biology easy somehow.

[@abbelktheunoreversecard9183]

When he brought up gdndofbhslosjd I was impressed by the attention to detail.

[@jell-oputin8036]

Been enjoying your videos for a few years now always excellent ❤. Your walks in the woods made me curious if you've ever tried metal detecting. Your neck of the woods has some history. Stay awesome man !

[@EphemeralRift]

what a coincidence: i've tried it once before i started this channel and about a week ago was thinking about it again. could make for an interesting video.. we'll see ! ;)

[@Vaiyelvet]

I think Uncle E should create his own alphabet and language and make a lesson in the videos to teach us. It would make sense with the creativity/craziness that is always present in the videos

[@MorfsPrower]

Unintelligible is my favorite. Speaking in tongues as well. Just hearing ominous whispers that unsettle my soul puts me into a deep sleep.

[@puppymcpupsters]

Your binaural inaudible videos are heaven on earth bless your soul for everything that you do!

[@EphemeralRift]

i have a soul?? omg!

[@GunesMeyrin]

​@@EphemeralRift well I guess that you have one. But how can we know this for sure?

[@miskosedlacek552]

Searched for Asmr and found your old Minecraft videos that I remember my brother watching when I was about 7/8 years old… Im so happy that you kept posting and didnt give up, youve come across a long road and you are never stopping❤

[@josephdaniel3261]

I know discussions of this topic in public are usually frowned upon for its controversy but this was the most thought provoking and profound examination of it I have ever heard! Brava Professor!

[@futuristic.handgun]

I seriously adore it when you speak this language. Idk if it's just because of the phonetics of it or if it's the way you specifically speak, but it's incredibly relaxing, gives me tingles quite often, and always helps me fall asleep. Every video that you've done where you're speaking it throughout is always instantly saved to the favorites. Thanks for everything you do Rift! Love ya uncle E. 🥰

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

The chapters are really helpful so I know exactly where I am and can easily keep up with the lecture 🙏

[@nneow]

The sound of you moving around in the lab coat isss peeerfeeect. Love how well balanced ur audio is

[@EphemeralRift]

i try my best!

[@rsaAntix]

Awesome to see another Unintelligible video. It's been a while since the last one. Another art of quiet vid would be amazing

[@lunasol13]

So perfect for finals week, thank you kind sir :’)

[@AndiEliot]

The recommended textbook for this lecture is the Voynich manuscript; pages 50-172.

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

The unintelligible professors lecture is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@CAPTTIGHT230]

21 seconds? You got it in 21 seconds! Props to you man

[@masonbruner1239]

HOW ARE YOU HERE SO FAST

[@awesomegaming8617]

@@masonbruner1239 There's a possibility that this channel is ran by either multiple trollers or by AI, but my guess is it's both. I wouldn't be surprised if that account is ran by both a genius person and a bot.

[@Messizosii.i3]

True story. I used to get 7 or 8 (I can't remember) dollars for lunch every day and would buy 3 mcchickens for lunch. I don't eat meat anymore but it's an awesome memory

[@FA-fk9mr]

Thank you for this excellent contribution to the unintelligible repertoire

[@vndywvrhl]

I was rewatching an Unintelligible series yesterday and got subscribed again. Can u imagine me scrolling my feed and seeing this❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@mr_hugor1782]

Explaining quantum physics with docotrs handwriting is incredible. Good job Professor!

[@UmbraHand]

It seems the professor is tapping into his long forgotten memories of the layers in the Abyss in the Second Catalogue Section. A researcher of such caliber is always welcome to become a follower of Dawn.

[@WayneMatthews-om9nr]

It's so good to see your face again. I just got out of jail after a couple of months and I was badly missing asmr among everything else we take for granted constantly. Getting in trouble is not worth it ever.

[@CRClem]

What is jail like? Did you have a lot of anxiety and fear?

[@WayneMatthews-om9nr]

@@CRClem yes

[@lizingram2415]

This is what I have always wanted unintelligible ASMR to sound like

[@salt4872]

i really understood when he said basabvalirdigthh

[@MyHeroDucky]

I am very happy that everything here was unintelligible. Even the tone didn't hint to any emotion.

[@this_smitty23]

I love carne asada too.

[@Paste-Bean]

This is just like the stuff i remember from my physics lectures, truly useful information!

[@call_me_mado5987]

XD Man thats funny

[@HumbleWolves]

That sneaky marker sniff at 20:11👀

[@ThePurpleD0g]

This Sims language course was very intructive, thank you professor

[@AnthonyXD2]

"this one, goes out to all the sims out there!"

[@bramblebop1904]

Like a surrealist movie. This guy should be a movie director!

[@FloraDay444]

Ah, gibberish. Such a beautiful, soft language. One of my favorites. Thanks 😊

[@GunesMeyrin]

What do you mean by "gibberish"?

[@FloraDay444]

@@GunesMeyrin Gibberish is basically the same thing as unintelligible :)

[@underconfident_asmr]

I can appreciate how the good professor can take something so intricate and complex and make it so that a simpleton like myself can understand.

[@mizukikatsuart]

Thank you professor, I understood everything 😄 "Through our eyes the universe is perceiving itself. Through our ears the universe is listening to its harmonies. We are the witnesses through which the universe becomes conscious of its glory, of its magnificence."

[@EphemeralRift]

Don’t forget the destructive force of the universe and nature. As beautiful and magnificent it all is, on a whim it’s throwing a tornado or tsunami our way ;)

[@mizukikatsuart]

@@EphemeralRift Yeah! There are all kinds of manifestations :)

[@lukeluthor6290]

Wow. I really understood this more than I needed to when I was half asleep.

[@kostaskartavii9655]

Вы помогайте при депрессии, тревоге и бессонницы . Спасибо вам 😊😊😊

[@yosher]

This sums up how I experienced lectures after 15 years straight of school. I was so burnt out by the time I got to college that half the stuff I attended was just in one ear and out the other

[@seanburke601]

Man I wish I had Uncle E as my professor. Would be so awesome

[@danielespinoza7334]

The hand reach at 25:34. So many tingles

[@shannon101787]

The way he puts it makes it so much simpler! I can't believe I struggled in this subject so badly before!

[@MephilesRider]

He's speaking in 'Minecraft Enchantment Table' and I'm all up for it

[@Vanilla_Dreamm]

Bro fr spoke enchanting table

[@owloko1349]

Never fails to make a good and creative video and amazing asmr!

[@Assassin66169]

It's amazing what the wonders of past/future/modern science can give us. Thank you, strange man!

[@SaturnProductions15]

Hi you should make a video teaching people how to speak the language you speak in this vid and other vids

[@azurandiodaimoon4246]

True. 😸👍

[@logikel]

obsessed w the fact that ER just has a full sized whiteboard. did he buy it for this video specifically, or was this just lying around and he needed to use it in something? did he just really want one and needed an excuse to buy one? i kinda want one now

[@EphemeralRift]

A) Yes B) No C) Maybe D) None of the above

[@patmanz4274]

Uncle E, I paused this video numerous times, yet I still hear tongues in the room. Is this some sort of elaborate prank you've set up?

[@chrysanthemum8233]

I've read research papers that were purportedly written in English with diagrams that made nearly this much sense

[@TheMobKea]

Im truly grateful for this, i was having a lot of issues with ahdkgopeohwgh4oir, but the fjoosytdhfjrow part really cleared things up

[@You-are-fish]

I'm actually studying guhkshcnbjs in my classes. thank uncle E, this is gonna help.

[@Tubbz21]

People thousands of years from now are gonna be trying to decipher this video for a long time

[@Rhovanion85]

It sounds so real. I hope you don’t accidentally summon a Cyberdemon.

[@EphemeralRift]

Too late!

[@edenl9975]

He is the cyberdemon! 😂

[@Monkey-lk3uf]

when will the test be?

[@Nighthunter035]

This is like that one episode of Regular show where Mordicai and Rigbi Drink Rig-juice, and become so smart that other people sound stupid to them, but in this situation im to dumb to understand ER's genius

[@BaconMan-jw6ob]

when your dyslexia is so bad your transforming them into english words

[@charliewilson9884]

Is this gonna be in the final exam?

[@J_therobloxletter]

Finally something interesting to learn about

[@georgeheilman885]

So, if I'm understanding this correctly, zi dingir ninni duggaani dingir a nnunna ia an saggnnuunga gatha gan ene kanpa. Is that right?

[@oDarkk4]

you caught the concept of it but missed this,kasapoi futejo sama kadeoi nabele skasne itueesa hunderi samaus.

[@corgiblud]

Was literally just saying this yesterday

[@Jaymex231]

truly an artist. i’ve enjoyed watching you perfect your craft over the years

[@aighti]

Haven't checked in for a while, good to know you're not dead

[@EphemeralRift]

Not yet at least! Knock on wood.

[@LilPootisGaming]

​@@EphemeralRift I knocked on stone Instructions unclear

[@StrayHydraBlade]

NOT unintelligible enough, i understood every word.

[@EphemeralRift]

My apologies.

[@KirbySaysE]

This guy teaches better than my math teacher

[@axl674]

I swear he learned the entirety of Tamrielic just for this video

[@idokeren6528]

This is just genuinely what I hear starting at about ten minutes into my night classes at grad school.

[@americandreamr]

Thank you, for your positive impact.