I'm so glad the professor could give us this lecture in the spoken form of doctor's handwriting
@whatever_625 ай бұрын
Nice that was good 😂
@MAG-ec8yt5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jazzokwasiboateng975 ай бұрын
Perfect🤣
@Asillyfella215 ай бұрын
Speaking in russian cursive
@bradycalvert66525 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Jakki_G5 ай бұрын
"Echulegamahbawahta, ga.... intesacula" I've never looked at it that way, this truly is art at its finest
@GGCat4204 ай бұрын
Timestamps pls
@owenwells5608Ай бұрын
@@GGCat420I could be wrong, but there a good chance this guy made up this line, because even if so it’s still funny and works with the vid, so there’s a good chance he doesn’t say that in the vid
@TheRelaxationStation5 ай бұрын
Finally! Someone who knows what they're talking about.
@reaperedits._am5 ай бұрын
He knows what he means, but not how to say it 💀
@Red_head-roblox4 ай бұрын
Ah yes I understood 0.001 precent of this
@LilPootisGaming4 ай бұрын
@@Red_head-roblox Har har har har har har har har har har
@cr64585 ай бұрын
the writing of words is so weirdly impressive. You don't hesitate at all, it's a completely normal pace. It feels like you're writing a real language because of its pacing and cadence. That's a hard bit of acting to nail
@term-8275 ай бұрын
It's because I believe he is speaking a language, albeit a fictional one from the Lovecraft novels. Forget the name, though.
@user-yb7tx4gx2p5 ай бұрын
Most of it is (admittedly quite sloppy) shorthand notations done in a random order, so it not actually acting its, just... scribbling.
@cr64585 ай бұрын
@@user-yb7tx4gx2p right, but scribbling with the pacing of actual writing. It's more difficult than you think
@moddrrrusky29105 ай бұрын
That's not a real language?
@yGKeKe5 ай бұрын
R'lyehian, it's not a fleshed out fictional language like Tolkien's Elvish is, it's pretty much gibberish.@@term-827
@SemperMaximus5 ай бұрын
Imagine 10,000 years in the future, some species finds this video and they claim it's the most groundbraking discovery.
@matty64aaron315 ай бұрын
When he said jnivfijnevnjidfnvdfiub I felt that
@Vaiyelvet5 ай бұрын
i think "hwusnn kwifbk" is the best part
@NotoriousSRG5 ай бұрын
It’s the words he didn’t say that made the biggest impact
@Belinor65 ай бұрын
Ashifabsttndamcu has been real quiet since that bar dropped
@UnhealthyCatObsession..4 ай бұрын
i think arhswsjdejaasa was so inspirational, i began crying.
@delta6man5 ай бұрын
If he did a lecture on "nothing," it would be the best ASMR for students.
@the_protectorof_smols35635 ай бұрын
We talking true nothings or false nothing or maybe negative nothing which need i remind my fellow student is NOT on fact the same as SOMETHING
Pov: your drunk friend tryna persuade you to hit on the 10
@NotoriousSRG5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wolfoffenris99515 ай бұрын
10 hours later you wake up to discover it was a 2😂😂😂
@robertreed28245 ай бұрын
Waking up next morning to a positive...
@experssion1235 ай бұрын
You're sober and they keep pointing to the dog
@jacky85855 ай бұрын
@@experssion123this is weirdly specific
@reallybigjohnson5 ай бұрын
He must have attended the same econ lectures I did cause that is exactly what the board ended up looking like.
@HexaSquirrel5 ай бұрын
This honestly sounds like a mixture of Romanian, Portuguese and Mongolian. Solid lecture, Professor!
@Abolishtaxes19975 ай бұрын
I’ll be sure to save this video incase i go to [GENERIC FICTIONAL EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY]
@Professor_Toothpaste5 ай бұрын
What i hear when i'm in the back of the class:
@Bee-gang5 ай бұрын
Ong
@notfunny0075 ай бұрын
You go to ASMR school?
@nickwessels46535 ай бұрын
Who knew eldritch molecular biology could be so simple and interesting?
@elliswrigley45704 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nelsonrush28665 ай бұрын
I’ve learned more from this video than I had all my years in high school.
@Christian-lk5qv5 ай бұрын
When someone wakes you up and starts trying to talk about something
@thernn145 ай бұрын
This semester is gonna rock
@bernardo82brazitaly5 ай бұрын
The Professor of Minecraft enchantment table language, there he is! I Love your unintelligible videos, I'm glad you brought it back!
@Rawmon945 ай бұрын
would love to see his interpretation of Indiana Jones showcasing his most valuable treasures
@EphemeralRift5 ай бұрын
hmm...
@Freakhotdogz5 ай бұрын
Unironically one of the most dedicated and creative content creators on the platform in my opinion
@user-qk8sv8gj8e5 ай бұрын
Why did u add in my opinion at the end, ofc it's ur opinion ur the one saying it
@Freakhotdogz5 ай бұрын
@@user-qk8sv8gj8e waste of a message
@deffdefying48035 ай бұрын
@@user-qk8sv8gj8ealright bro jesus
@dyingofdioxide4 ай бұрын
@@user-qk8sv8gj8esome people on the internet can't tell and think the person made an objective statement
@owloko13494 ай бұрын
Right? The man is a film studio for asmr, crazy creative and good videos for years
@cm-905 ай бұрын
Thank you for the much needed sci-matgeogistory lesson professor
@yourmomsbf4eva5 ай бұрын
Sci-matgeoengistory actually 😂
@ryanjohnson94245 ай бұрын
Guess I arrived early to my appointment
@chloeeolhc15 ай бұрын
He’s just buffering
@rosebeaumont42035 ай бұрын
I literally put this on and fell asleep in 5 minutes, very authentic to real professors
@flintlockwoodhd79325 ай бұрын
Unintelligible has to be an official ERU language at this point
@minde53115 ай бұрын
After this lecture , I’m gonna nail the Necronomicon test , thank you professor!
@jesseyfreethrows85125 ай бұрын
Thank you for the Romulan physics lesson!
@matteofrance5 ай бұрын
This is the kind of video I'll watch 300 times and never get bored of it
@MoonberryJam935 ай бұрын
I had this class in college, around 8am on Monday
@experssion1235 ай бұрын
What it felt like going to class after a 3 day bender at a rave in my early twenties
@crowsdagger54634 ай бұрын
This is how my brain hears stuff at 8am Lol. Felt that
@missionspooky4 ай бұрын
Same.
@user-jc2dk7rl8i4 ай бұрын
Its so painful to see your views dropping, Uncle E. But we will always love your videos. Dont leave. You are still the greatest asmrtist out there.❤
@EphemeralRift4 ай бұрын
Their loss, not mine/ours!
@Swagtrap_CZ5 ай бұрын
So this is how doctors get their handwriting
@iidepii30154 ай бұрын
I felt it when he said "S⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 !¡ꖎ⚍ᓭ ᓭ⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 ᒷᑑ⚍ᔑꖎᓭ ᓭ⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑∷ᒷᒷ" which translates to "sharpness two plus sharpness two equals sharpness three"
@arithepresident3 ай бұрын
Real
@TheDishonorableGlitch5 ай бұрын
I have been meaning to schedule an appointment with corvus about my eyes. I have moments where my perception of reality seemingly shifts and/or fades out for a few seconds and then seems to shift and/or fade back in moments later, and it only happens in the sanitarium.
@tpuhocka78345 ай бұрын
I like the moment when he said "👁🗨🖖🤸♂🪶🌘🀄📼☣🔻"
@SeaguIISoup5 ай бұрын
great lecture! i’ve never seen such a clear explanation of why the m̶̨̡̟͎̮̖͇̏̂̏̄̐̄̂i̴̪͖̥̹̘̦͗̾͛̑̋̊͠ͅɈ̷̧̯͍̬͔̻̘̈́͆͒̔͒̂̚ợ̷̧̻̤̭͙̱̍̆̌͒͗̚ɔ̷̢̭͈̼̺͇̋̎͐̃̃͋͜͠ʜ̶̡̛̗͕̝͇̼͙̿̐̕̕͝͝ô̵͕̣͈̭̤̪̯̊͊̃̂̑͐ñ̸̼̲̲̱̪̮̌͋͐̅̿̎͜b̶̡̧͖̜̯̪͕̽̌̋́͗͛͛ɿ̶̡̙̥͍̳̹̃̊͐̍͗̕͝ͅi̴̢̢̻̲̲͉͚̿̿̋͂̓̂͊ɒ̷̩̗̩̝̜̼̗̊̃͌̈́̀̚̕ ̵̢̻̠͙̺̰̪̉̔͌͂̓̽̾ì̴̢̮̟̦͔̩͎̀̀̂͋͊̔ƨ̶̧̧͕̦͓͖̻̊̆͋̀̑̉̈́ ̴̨̫̰̬͍̞͖͒͂̈́͆̒͘͠Ɉ̷̨̯̯͇̳͚͙̌̈́̇́́́̚ʜ̵̻͓̺͉͖͇̥͒̄̋͐́̕͝ɘ̵̘͙̹̮̜̬̲̾͋̍̒̉̆͘ ̵̧͎̦͖͍͙̪̏̈́̒̆͛̓̈́q̶̖̖̪̪͈̘̣͛̓͛́͑̚͘ơ̸̻̘̦̮̝̭̬̾̀̿̾́̓w̴̝͇͕̰̝̠͗̎̔͑̌͜͠͠ɘ̵̨͓̪͖̠̟̎͌̈́̂̏̕͠ͅɿ̷̨̝̗̩̤̬͋́̈́̆̎̕͠ͅʜ̷̧̤̩̥̝̲͎̂̍̂͂̍͘͠o̷̭̣̹̣̺͕͎̽͐͌̏͋̀͝υ̸͕̰̱̪͓̭̱̐͌́́̇̂̌ƨ̷̰̱̙̯̱̟̘̀̎̓̌̊͊͠ɘ̷̛̤͎̖̻̯̻̦͋͂̈́͒͋̅ ̴̨͇͈̳͈̟̠͂̌̓̑̑͝͝ȍ̷͎̩͉̣̻̠̰̾̏́̏͝͝ʇ̸͚̯͍̮̮͍͈̐̄̍̂̀̌̀ ̵̬̟̗̤̹̣̳̑͋̍̉̀́̋Ɉ̸̠̘̗͎̤͍̰͋̋̇̈̈́̆͋ʜ̷̡̧̼̲͎̪̟̿̓͗̍̃̄̈ɘ̷̧̧̘̩̘̟͙̒̒̈́̎͛͠ ̵̡̖̲̘͇͙͇̉̓̈́̒̀͆͋ɔ̷̨̛̖̦̠̟̞͓̃͆̇̿͛͝ɘ̶̜̝̳̻̭͙̻̏͋̐̌̿̎̂l̶̨̨̰̺͕͇͎̽̒̈́̅́̽̚ḻ̴̡̣̠̞͕͐̈́̍́̈͆̅͜
@R4in465 ай бұрын
HE COMES
@jakebankhead1464 ай бұрын
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
@FireKeepersDaddy5 ай бұрын
Best scores on rate my professor, top quality lecture.
@highshipper92225 ай бұрын
This was a very informative lecture, thank you professor!
@JunkieRemix5 ай бұрын
It’s funny, the writing almost kinda looks like Japanese but also kinda looks like Enchantment Table
@mms24095 ай бұрын
This is how any physics lecture feels to me
@NOT_AN_IDI0T2 ай бұрын
For me its history, but I understand physics, evolution, astrophysics and molecular biology easy somehow.
@abbelktheunoreversecard91835 ай бұрын
When he brought up gdndofbhslosjd I was impressed by the attention to detail.
@jell-oputin80365 ай бұрын
Been enjoying your videos for a few years now always excellent ❤. Your walks in the woods made me curious if you've ever tried metal detecting. Your neck of the woods has some history. Stay awesome man !
@EphemeralRift5 ай бұрын
what a coincidence: i've tried it once before i started this channel and about a week ago was thinking about it again. could make for an interesting video.. we'll see ! ;)
@Vaiyelvet5 ай бұрын
I think Uncle E should create his own alphabet and language and make a lesson in the videos to teach us. It would make sense with the creativity/craziness that is always present in the videos
@MorfsPrower4 ай бұрын
Unintelligible is my favorite. Speaking in tongues as well. Just hearing ominous whispers that unsettle my soul puts me into a deep sleep.
@puppymcpupsters5 ай бұрын
Your binaural inaudible videos are heaven on earth bless your soul for everything that you do!
@EphemeralRift5 ай бұрын
i have a soul?? omg!
@GunesMeyrin5 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRift well I guess that you have one. But how can we know this for sure?
@miskosedlacek5525 ай бұрын
Searched for Asmr and found your old Minecraft videos that I remember my brother watching when I was about 7/8 years old… Im so happy that you kept posting and didnt give up, youve come across a long road and you are never stopping❤
@josephdaniel3261Күн бұрын
I know discussions of this topic in public are usually frowned upon for its controversy but this was the most thought provoking and profound examination of it I have ever heard! Brava Professor!
@futuristic.handgun5 ай бұрын
I seriously adore it when you speak this language. Idk if it's just because of the phonetics of it or if it's the way you specifically speak, but it's incredibly relaxing, gives me tingles quite often, and always helps me fall asleep. Every video that you've done where you're speaking it throughout is always instantly saved to the favorites. Thanks for everything you do Rift! Love ya uncle E. 🥰
@cftyftyufyfuyfty5 ай бұрын
The chapters are really helpful so I know exactly where I am and can easily keep up with the lecture 🙏
@nneow4 ай бұрын
The sound of you moving around in the lab coat isss peeerfeeect. Love how well balanced ur audio is
@EphemeralRift4 ай бұрын
i try my best!
@rsaAntix5 ай бұрын
Awesome to see another Unintelligible video. It's been a while since the last one. Another art of quiet vid would be amazing
@lunasol135 ай бұрын
So perfect for finals week, thank you kind sir :’)
@AndiEliot5 ай бұрын
The recommended textbook for this lecture is the Voynich manuscript; pages 50-172.
@formeitisthemcchicken5 ай бұрын
The unintelligible professors lecture is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
@CAPTTIGHT2305 ай бұрын
21 seconds? You got it in 21 seconds! Props to you man
@masonbruner12395 ай бұрын
HOW ARE YOU HERE SO FAST
@awesomegaming8617Ай бұрын
@@masonbruner1239 There's a possibility that this channel is ran by either multiple trollers or by AI, but my guess is it's both. I wouldn't be surprised if that account is ran by both a genius person and a bot.
@Messizosii.i325 күн бұрын
True story. I used to get 7 or 8 (I can't remember) dollars for lunch every day and would buy 3 mcchickens for lunch. I don't eat meat anymore but it's an awesome memory
@FA-fk9mr5 ай бұрын
Thank you for this excellent contribution to the unintelligible repertoire
@vndywvrhl5 ай бұрын
I was rewatching an Unintelligible series yesterday and got subscribed again. Can u imagine me scrolling my feed and seeing this❤️🔥❤️🔥
@mr_hugor17825 ай бұрын
Explaining quantum physics with docotrs handwriting is incredible. Good job Professor!
@UmbraHand5 ай бұрын
It seems the professor is tapping into his long forgotten memories of the layers in the Abyss in the Second Catalogue Section. A researcher of such caliber is always welcome to become a follower of Dawn.
@WayneMatthews-om9nr5 ай бұрын
It's so good to see your face again. I just got out of jail after a couple of months and I was badly missing asmr among everything else we take for granted constantly. Getting in trouble is not worth it ever.
@CRClem5 ай бұрын
What is jail like? Did you have a lot of anxiety and fear?
@WayneMatthews-om9nr5 ай бұрын
@@CRClem yes
@lizingram24154 ай бұрын
This is what I have always wanted unintelligible ASMR to sound like
@salt48725 ай бұрын
i really understood when he said basabvalirdigthh
@MyHeroDucky5 ай бұрын
I am very happy that everything here was unintelligible. Even the tone didn't hint to any emotion.
@this_smitty235 ай бұрын
I love carne asada too.
@Paste-Bean5 ай бұрын
This is just like the stuff i remember from my physics lectures, truly useful information!
@call_me_mado59875 ай бұрын
XD Man thats funny
@HumbleWolves5 ай бұрын
That sneaky marker sniff at 20:11👀
@ThePurpleD0g5 ай бұрын
This Sims language course was very intructive, thank you professor
@AnthonyXD22 ай бұрын
"this one, goes out to all the sims out there!"
@bramblebop19045 ай бұрын
Like a surrealist movie. This guy should be a movie director!
@FloraDay4445 ай бұрын
Ah, gibberish. Such a beautiful, soft language. One of my favorites. Thanks 😊
@GunesMeyrin5 ай бұрын
What do you mean by "gibberish"?
@FloraDay4445 ай бұрын
@@GunesMeyrin Gibberish is basically the same thing as unintelligible :)
@underconfident_asmr4 ай бұрын
I can appreciate how the good professor can take something so intricate and complex and make it so that a simpleton like myself can understand.
@mizukikatsuart2 ай бұрын
Thank you professor, I understood everything 😄 "Through our eyes the universe is perceiving itself. Through our ears the universe is listening to its harmonies. We are the witnesses through which the universe becomes conscious of its glory, of its magnificence."
@EphemeralRift2 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the destructive force of the universe and nature. As beautiful and magnificent it all is, on a whim it’s throwing a tornado or tsunami our way ;)
@mizukikatsuart2 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRift Yeah! There are all kinds of manifestations :)
@lukeluthor62905 ай бұрын
Wow. I really understood this more than I needed to when I was half asleep.
@kostaskartavii96555 ай бұрын
Вы помогайте при депрессии, тревоге и бессонницы . Спасибо вам 😊😊😊
@yosher5 ай бұрын
This sums up how I experienced lectures after 15 years straight of school. I was so burnt out by the time I got to college that half the stuff I attended was just in one ear and out the other
@seanburke6015 ай бұрын
Man I wish I had Uncle E as my professor. Would be so awesome
@danielespinoza73344 ай бұрын
The hand reach at 25:34. So many tingles
@shannon1017874 ай бұрын
The way he puts it makes it so much simpler! I can't believe I struggled in this subject so badly before!
@MephilesRider4 ай бұрын
He's speaking in 'Minecraft Enchantment Table' and I'm all up for it
@Vanilla_Dreamm5 ай бұрын
Bro fr spoke enchanting table
@owloko13494 ай бұрын
Never fails to make a good and creative video and amazing asmr!
@Assassin661695 ай бұрын
It's amazing what the wonders of past/future/modern science can give us. Thank you, strange man!
@SaturnProductions155 ай бұрын
Hi you should make a video teaching people how to speak the language you speak in this vid and other vids
@azurandiodaimoon42465 ай бұрын
True. 😸👍
@logikel5 ай бұрын
obsessed w the fact that ER just has a full sized whiteboard. did he buy it for this video specifically, or was this just lying around and he needed to use it in something? did he just really want one and needed an excuse to buy one? i kinda want one now
@EphemeralRift5 ай бұрын
A) Yes B) No C) Maybe D) None of the above
@patmanz42745 ай бұрын
Uncle E, I paused this video numerous times, yet I still hear tongues in the room. Is this some sort of elaborate prank you've set up?
@chrysanthemum82334 ай бұрын
I've read research papers that were purportedly written in English with diagrams that made nearly this much sense
@TheMobKea5 ай бұрын
Im truly grateful for this, i was having a lot of issues with ahdkgopeohwgh4oir, but the fjoosytdhfjrow part really cleared things up
@You-are-fish4 ай бұрын
I'm actually studying guhkshcnbjs in my classes. thank uncle E, this is gonna help.
@Tubbz215 ай бұрын
People thousands of years from now are gonna be trying to decipher this video for a long time
@Rhovanion855 ай бұрын
It sounds so real. I hope you don’t accidentally summon a Cyberdemon.
@EphemeralRift5 ай бұрын
Too late!
@edenl99754 ай бұрын
He is the cyberdemon! 😂
@Monkey-lk3uf5 ай бұрын
when will the test be?
@Nighthunter0355 ай бұрын
This is like that one episode of Regular show where Mordicai and Rigbi Drink Rig-juice, and become so smart that other people sound stupid to them, but in this situation im to dumb to understand ER's genius
@BaconMan-jw6ob5 ай бұрын
when your dyslexia is so bad your transforming them into english words
@charliewilson98845 ай бұрын
Is this gonna be in the final exam?
@J_therobloxletter5 ай бұрын
Finally something interesting to learn about
@georgeheilman8855 ай бұрын
So, if I'm understanding this correctly, zi dingir ninni duggaani dingir a nnunna ia an saggnnuunga gatha gan ene kanpa. Is that right?
@oDarkk45 ай бұрын
you caught the concept of it but missed this,kasapoi futejo sama kadeoi nabele skasne itueesa hunderi samaus.
@corgiblud5 ай бұрын
Was literally just saying this yesterday
@Jaymex2315 ай бұрын
truly an artist. i’ve enjoyed watching you perfect your craft over the years
@aighti4 ай бұрын
Haven't checked in for a while, good to know you're not dead
@EphemeralRift4 ай бұрын
Not yet at least! Knock on wood.
@LilPootisGaming4 ай бұрын
@@EphemeralRift I knocked on stone Instructions unclear
@StrayHydraBlade4 ай бұрын
NOT unintelligible enough, i understood every word.
@EphemeralRift4 ай бұрын
My apologies.
@KirbySaysE4 ай бұрын
This guy teaches better than my math teacher
@axl6745 ай бұрын
I swear he learned the entirety of Tamrielic just for this video
@idokeren65284 ай бұрын
This is just genuinely what I hear starting at about ten minutes into my night classes at grad school.