The Update That Broke DayZ

[@nunull6427]

I like how folks are just business as usual that someone is potentially under the map.

[@r4ng3r3]

Hes not under the map tho. Hes laying inside something laying on the map floor it is a difference. Honestly getting banned for something the devs let exist in the game is wild and just another case of another badmin on dayz

[@nunull6427]

@r4ng3r3 I'm pointing out the people who went to help him, just basically went "oh, another one got DayZ'd" lol. I know he wasn't really under the map.

[@daddygraysoh9283]

@@r4ng3r3 literal 2iq moment

[@davidtessier3402]

Under the map has definitely happened tho

[@burnin_vibez243]

Barnhemia😂

[@Wemissjericho]

That stream sniper really has no life he’s dedicated all of the energy he can possibly muster just to do this with his life man has no life outside of that

[@darthmortem993]

how do you kill that which has no life

[@Wemissjericho]

@@darthmortem993 he can only last so long before the pain of loneliness or shame gets him and he f11s

[@Svveet69]

Kid has no friends for sure thats why he follows this guy around like a dog. What a sad life that kid must have. Can you imagine being a looser and knowing that no one on this massive planet likes you lol

[@danielfuentiz3098]

F11 lol you know he lives in his moms basement

[@D.Peterson91]

@darthmortem993 dude you beat me to it

[@dubsdubsdubsdubsdubsdubs]

A horse sized badger sounds terrifying.

[@mortenbuskbjerg745]

way scarier than a 100 badger sized horses! horses are pray and acts accordingly, badgers are fucking insane

[@imgingergiraffe3731]

Hire a hacker to follow you and destroy the stream sniper everytime he comes after you 😂

[@johnvega9895]

At least a distant body guard to go after the stream sniper when he’s given the cue 😂

[@flaried9345]

fr what I was thinking too all you need is 1 more hacking streamsniper that's on your side lmao

[@jakeoff7885]

ddos him lol he deserves it

[@clockwork4038]

wouldnt be hard since 5% of dayz player base are using cheats...

[@famozen]

banned for GlitSHING :D

[@_PieceOfSheet_]

Do not expect a server admin to know how to write properly

[@maatu_boe]

Basic level of iq from a karmakrew admin... dont ask how I know.

[@robfox5464]

banned? For doing what the game is allowing you to do. Banning ppl instead of fixing the game?

[@jea446]

@@robfox5464 you think the karmakrew admins are gonna go to bohemia hq and go fix the game?

[@Ho_Lee_Fook]

​@@robfox5464how is an admin of a community server supposed to fix the game

[@Detailonthemove]

Bro that dial-up sound when homie was trying to put it all together had me dead.

[@pompa3730]

the part when the dayZ music started playing was so good

[@jackinaboxxx]

You could also use the glow stick to glitch underneath trees if you did it properly and it would phase you through the map, shit was broken and you could swim underneath bases and log out then back in and you would be inside if the walls were glow stick proof.

[@_pogwater]

25:54 "Ah ah ah, don't you dare!" - 🤓

[@ToasterBrain]

That's stalker level shit right there. Fucking creepy person. I wish they could get an online restraining order on this type of person, fucking hell.

[@TheDagwood100]

He even sounded like a sad 40 year old in his moms basement 🤣

[@War_Jugger]

He is hacking and says dont you dare what’s a peace of shit

[@lioncraft4142]

@@TheDagwood100 true

[@NormNormally]

The fact that a community server banned someone with a following means I need to join in and support it IMMEDIATELY. So much pocket admin BS out there bro and it was mighty fine of you to give them credit for that, although that feels weird to say to you LOL

[@tarost602]

THATS SO FUNNY YOU DIDNT GET BANNED FROM DUG. That base you raised has been there for actual years since the server doesn’t wipe, and I did the same exact thing you did and my 4 man got perma banned. The only reason you didn’t is because you have a platform basically. I wish you would do a whole video on that server. Such a tragedy.

[@Huey101Shots]

Rules for thee, unless you got that KZbin clout then we'll dm you.

[@gabriel648]

The server has wiped in the last year or two. But the admins on DUG are genuinely terrible. Their player count speaks for itself.

[@tonyg1011]

at least you didn't get banned for glitching...just glitshing

[@jesseweenk]

“Dont you dare” like what was that last guy expecting? What a pathetic and sad person you have to be to do this.

[@borysronkowski1698]

People like that are the reason why we have the word "pathetic" you really can't call it anything else...

[@SkylorWalker]

I think my favorite part about this channel is the background music. Brings back a lot of memories.

[@Maëlstrom74]

I'm so high that I was going fullscreen foward and back, so confused at the beginning. I was going mad lmao

[@JannyBesmircher]

Dude, I haven't heard Modest mouse in like 10+ years lol that brought me back

[@jonrambodude]

When u started barking i lost it great edits and video lol

[@xkristopher5250]

So much work went into this video. Bravo man. Very funny.

[@epiccccc]

that message at 16:08 was just a regular automated message you often see on The Struggle Bus (TSB) servers, nothing to be concerned about. tsb admins are usually pretty chill and in my experience, they will just give you a warning and ask you to stop

[@budvision8877]

20:25 I've watched a lot of Anarchy (the dude who trolls cheaters in dayz) and their gun raises to the sky a lot even when there is no weapon collision. It has something to do with the cheats they run. I recognized it immediately.

[@LessThanHum4n]

there is also a bug in the game that makes it look like someone is looking in a different direction client-side

[@dakotablundell7662]

This was an admin of that server

[@LessThanHum4n]

whats your point?

[@budvision8877]

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[@LessThanHum4n]

@@budvision8877 i wasn't saying what's your point to you, i forgot to add the @ ,but had you read my comment above, you see that i said, the weird looking doesn't immediately mean they are cheating as there are bugs in the game that cause this, next time, please read before trying to be rude :)

[@Mr_Unstable.]

“A very thin list of community servers I’m allowed on…” bahahahahha such a legend!!!!

[@Whyd-you-at-me]

You can also make a stack of crates and hide in them I did that when I was getting raided and killed the raiders 😂😂

[@rm7127]

Fun fact : Before this was ever a thing custom log spawns on community servers were the best spots. We had one that was like 10 logs tall 5 thick. It was perfect for raid defending. I would sit in it ( bullet proof) and id be invisible. Id pop out and pick people off 1 by 1 being we had a big custom castle and the logs were right inbetween a ton of loot tents / tables .

[@jandancer33]

The question, beaver/horses... If it was a horse sized OTTER or 100 'ANY' SIZED HORSES, I'd choose horses!! Those cute water pups are SAVAGE AF!! Trying to work out why i felt compelled to add to that conversation lol

[@dubsdubsdubsdubsdubsdubs]

giant otters would definitely molest us

[@andrewwillard5625]

Polvo is like the rat of dayz to find all these bugs and game breaking ideas😂

[@jeffreygarcia2783]

Technically 🤓 someone sent the info to wobo 🤓

[@MBKill3rCat]

I thought 'hey, that looks like DayZ Underground'. Sure enough, the warning message confirmed it. Based on the base location, pretty sure you raided the 506, which is a group I used to run with lol

[@GpzSupremacy]

When the Donkey Kong Music kicked in I was vibing 😂

[@astonishedap3739]

Man when polar opposites started playing I thought my Spotify randomly opened or something 😂. Great taste

[@sheep6041]

Same thing with me it was a great surprise

[@juniormafia25]

When you threatened that dude with a grenade, I genuinely got annoyed how he didn't care, like he had his friends loot on the line and his own

[@PAL617]

Damn, that riff was mad clean and original. I dont know why, but I feel like you should name it Sugary Infant of Ours, just has a cling to it

[@michaeltoro375]

Our gay baby

[@shroomger5900]

in all seriousness, where is that from? It's weirdly at the tip of my mind

[@cameronnorton5898]

Man that Halo 3 music you played hit me with a FAT wave of nostalgia.

[@Andrew-xq7ni]

Horses legs already break fairly easy especially if your like 20x there weight and towerijg kver them you could just start breaking legs and finish them after but even a regular sized Badger can beat a lion. A horse sized one would be the apex land predetor om earth

[@jandancer33]

And the stream sniper, because you will be reading comments as you watch this... WHY? Why are you doing this? This is your chance to be seen and heard!!

[@paklo7766]

he doesnt need a reason, he's a loser

[@miamistrawberry]

Because this is what happens when we don’t force employment. A bunch of bored losers with too much time.

[@jandancer33]

@@miamistrawberry just to confirm, you are answering as a concerned passer by and not the stream sniper? 😘 haha

[@jandancer33]

@@miamistrawberry there are streamers whose thing is betrayal, or bullying, or toxic interactions, which I just don't find entertaining or funny. If you are compelled to stream snipe, at least do it to idiots that are more deserving 🤔 Or just listen to strawberry and get a job lol

[@dayznchill]

I haven't watched a DayZ video in a long time that genuinely made me smile. Thank you. Subbed :)

[@Novous]

weight of badger, up to 35 lbs. So 3500 lbs of little monsters flanking your ankles like zerglings.

[@jimrustle643]

Senor Zesty, lord of the broccolis 🥦🥦🥦🥦 You're like the bloodhound of all of these bugs and exploitations. You really need to hit the devs up and be like, "¿ayyyy.........trabajo tal vez ese?"

[@whoovesphd1]

Remember, you live rent free in that guys head. Don’t let him live rent free in yours polvo ❤

[@lucasspecht6032]

For the cheating problem on dayz, could they build off of the waiting timer to log on? Like when you switch accounts, it makes you wait five minutes, but if it detects you cheating, it could make you wait a ridiculous amount of time.

[@BirchyMate]

Wouldn't it make more sense to just ban you if you're cheating?? LOL

[@MrAmericanGuy1]

lol what you on? Just ban them

[@richardrobinson9534]

Wow......just wow......this is why cheating continues in DayZ lmao

[@Svveet69]

I never play on any official servers for this reason. If you want vanilla go to basically vanilla. I prefer modded servers and there are a million of them to keep me busy

[@Michaelmarkss]

I think it should take min of 10 minutes to get on keep dupers lower amd cheaters HATE waiting.

[@rocky5587]

Dayz burnout is real, sometimes I’ll go months without playing but after u get wayyy into it.

[@vinnyycent5925]

Love your videos polvo you got me back into dayz after a looooong time not playing. Thank you for making great videos and always making me laugh, i think even if you went to other games id still watch and enjoy your videos. Dayz may be your thing but please keep doing what you love despite the pesky kid who enjoys cheating because your passion for the game sparked a lot of interest back into dayz for me and a lot of other people.

[@dominicvillarreal6285]

There are still some trees you can get in. Hiding in a downed tree though I’ve never even thought about trying that😭

[@boomer3694]

Bro the RuneScape music kills me😂😂😂

[@wokejeff]

I know it might sound kinda crazy but what that cheating stream sniper is doing is considered a crime in a lot of countries.. using any form of electronic communication to harass is an offence in Oz/UK & given it impacts your ability to create content it might be worth a quick trip to your local cop shop? (fyi I’m a cop, if someone came in with this exact complaint I’d investigate the sh*t out of it). Would be dependent on BI’s willingness to cooperate with foreign law enforcement but given their relatively small scale they might?

[@falrice9789]

Womp womp

[@chad3779]

The dude sounded American. There is no way American cops are gonna do shit. City cops are too busy with violent crimes out the ass to arrest/investigate some dayz homo hacker. Small town LEOs will just laugh at you. My local city cops couldn't even dedicate time to investigating a grand theft auto that happened to a family member. To summarize, womp womp.

[@Heimbach1966]

🤡

[@waynesmith-r8c]

cops with too much time not fighting real crime..........typical

[@wokejeff]

@@waynesmith-r8c all crimes are ‘real crimes’ you flop, & you know nothing. This sort’ve online harassment clearly had an effect on Polvo, why would you flat-out dismiss this as a ‘fake crime’? What if it was an ex doing it instead? This would likely be as simple as a few emails here, an online search warrant there. Go back to flipping patties Wayne.

[@blazedxjan]

sorry to hear about that hacker. keep up the great work bro! look at how far you've come!

[@iletyouwin561]

POLVO YOU PUT MY VIDEO IN YOUR VIDEO! That's awesome dude

[@mrbluesteen]

the Troll has become trolled! 😂

[@clinsey20]

WOW THE DARKAND DARKER MUSIC AT 16:00

[@J.PITTNER]

08:44 why?! 😭😭😟 He try to help you! What a nice guy! Damnnn! 😄

[@phoenixsmith7763]

8:56 when i tell you I immediately recocgnized the oakvale theme song from the original fable, I NERDED out 12:54 THE GREATWOODS MUSIC 23:30 I'm pretty sure thats guild music, but I can't remember exactly. You make me wanna stream fable

[@steviebeavy9444]

The biggest surprise was you saw someone on karma chern Jesus I've seen one guy on there in 100 hours , I heard another guy never push me at the airfield once too

[@TricaGamer]

Cant you use a delay on your twitch lives?

[@ZestyPolvo]

ESP doesn't care about delays.

[@iletyouwin561]

​@@ZestyPolvobro I am so stoked you used my video clip in your video. I never imagined you'd see that video. To you it's nothing, to me it's really cool man. See ya

[@flash4083]

doesnt really work in dayz tho, most of your time is spent in one area

[@chadwhite6655]

It’s kind of funny how none of these guys questioned why you would say right there, and not right here! And then hear you from where you laying down!!! Lol

[@stevensims3342]

When he feels all guilty and comes out of hiding lol

[@kalebfenelus7071]

When he started barking at the fully kitted guy, that took me out😭

[@joevk6274]

I know how you feel with the stream sniping cheater. I was unable to play GTA Online for the better part of a year because I pissed off my old crew after I left, and they sent cheaters after me. But not just me, they said they were going to go after everyone in my friends list too, so I had to unfriend a lot of people to protect them from the BS. Every time I got on Online, within 5 minutes, they would appear and mess with me. Spawn explosions on me, spam loud noises, remove my weapons, kick my from vehicles, etc. until finally they'd just crash me. The only time I could actually play was when there was an update big enough to change the game's version number, and until the mod menus got updated, I had a couple of days to play all I wanted undisturbed.

[@dakotachaney979]

A horse sized badger would immediately have the nearest military out to kill it bro

[@hamilton3072]

"you are shooting me att my face." "sorry" XD

[@Maddamax1232]

0:32 movie is called maze runner scorch trials btw

[@thighdeology1980]

RIP hiding in trees. it was fun while it lasted. the tree trunk exploit is goated tho lol

[@Mark-lb3bm]

Lol badger discussion 🤣 love it

[@TheRealMotes]

I thought for this tree thing has been in the game for a while now? I've done it for months I feel like, maybe I wasn't as hidden but def have done this months ago

[@Only_Now_Matters]

Scrolled the comments just to find this. I havent played dayz for years and that exploit back then was a thing.

[@takenz4552]

06:07 this wasss such a huge karma slap 😂

[@koft_nedted]

If this broke DayZ for yall then yall don’t remember the wall sit exploits, when the temperature was broken and you got hypothermia just from wearing clothes, or hyperthermia for just existing, or that time when they literally took zombies out of the game

[@johnnygeorgopoulos4072]

Suggestion, since you play vanilla and it's not like it would be hard to run a vanilla server, it will though take a minute for it to become populated....start your own server, ban him, ban him every time, ban his IP, ban his existence, or, play A3 Exile

[@hamilton3072]

when i played dayz for abot 4 mounth ago i liked it. i liked the people u meet in game i like the envarment, i like the challenge. but the cheaters are just killing it. its so sad to see your favurit creator be bored of the game due to cheaters.

[@harrypaul2245]

If that was happened to me i would just change server every 15 minutes and he will soon get sick of waiting for you to play normally again

[@kronaaaa]

i play on dayzunderground all the time, the server where u broke into the zeleno base. Oz is a very chill admin

[@waynesmith-r8c]

ive been stuck in cars,stuck in a rock but i couldnt exploit it because i couldnt actually get out or shoot...........tree thing is def broken af

[@pilotsquash5981]

Polvo are you ready for the new official map?

[@ZestyPolvo]

I like

[@roshandziaszyk4632]

the first encounter was so kind. damn

[@ZBielski]

Btw thats a porch not a balcony 😂😂😂

[@miatafan]

Not even, it's the foundation of the building

[@pugparty21]

The best part about this video is one of the bases in it I personally raided with a glowstick🤣

[@SSC604]

A horse sized badger is straight nightmare fuel.

[@theodoresapp7625]

Oh fucking hell yeah, Modest Mouse in a dayz vid. Did not expect that lmao

[@tonyg1011]

DayOne and KK should absolutely unban you. You clearly know what you can and cannot get away with now. It would be dumb for them to keep you out. especially considering you are constantly chased around by a stream sniper

[@akabenji6825]

the hound and arya duo was always my favorite or bron and tyron but it’s a fifty fifty

[@Kal1voda]

Thx Polvo, that was great fun to watch

[@DRAGONSLAYER-em3ge]

I ve been playing dayz for a bit and clans are everywhere, and if you think about it, the place would be super messy, recognising everyone's voices is hard, so I tried coming as a freshie pretending to be part of the clan, all I can say it didn't work, so I changed my account name and nationality, and started speaking English in game chat, it worked, they thought I was one of them, came in they're base, that was in the middle of the forest near Gorka, I got their stuff and started slowly stealing they're stuff, also got some raw meat and fed most of the members, making them sick, but I want to see an expert trying it, cuz a lot of shit is going on official servers, people form huge clans and barely know the guys that they're playing with, can u maybe try this? Infiltration in a huge clan base

[@staldani]

YES POLVO VIDEOO

[@ypsmanhd6532]

I didnt know that dayz gets updates 😂😂😂😂

[@blisterfingers8169]

"It's okay when I do it but you shouldn't."

[@clockwork4038]

the game could be so good and fun but there is too many cheaters... esp cheaters especially

[@jackintos]

love your videos and im sorry to hear about your struggles with the cheater these people are unhinged , maybe you could try rust as a refresher ive had alot of fun playing it

[@Merkkurio1312]

Polvo I love you and I appreciate you and even though I started watching your channel on dayz, I stayed for you, and I will support you in any decision you make. Recommendation from a fan with similar tastes to yours: play Project zomboid

[@bloodvi4l]

Have you talked to Companions about your cheater? They are a shared ban list for 250+ servers if you get him banned there it will ban him pretty much everywhere.

[@SalvadorRodriguez-tk1lt]

God bless for a new video polvo….i was famished

[@MrSabioDice]

It was 10 times worse with the fables music on the background when you were messing with Paul 🤣😂

[@yonmusak]

What happens if you use the tree to make lumber?

[@RealMilkMan255]

12:22 i heard that guitar riff on the lyosacks show ep1 10 years ago tho idk whats the name of the song

[@KingNigelOfTheKookaburraCreek]

Sweet Child O’ Mine by guns and roses, surprised thats the only place you ever heard it

[@MyNameIsntGecko]

A new polvo video is a blessing

[@DorkwingYT]

100 badger sized horse

[@ryanjamesbaldock5370]

Agreed ^ 🖤🫡

[@JeremyStaszak]

When you throw up the "3 hours later" when your waiting is it legit 3 hours? Always been curious cause thats dedication

[@aermotors]

This is the kind of content DayZ is missing. Thank you as always Zesty for bringing us this kind of shit 🤣 - Also re: that cheater, how TF is it possible unless they got your PC virus'ed?

[@tazz4219]

Ion play dayz so idk how i found ur channel but im glad i did cuz u jokes

[@anthonyg.6302]

the movie with little finger lmao

[@urbansasquatch5537]

Polvo could be a comedian

[@matthewlambrigtsen4312]

Loved your video Pollo. You should come to dayz official on console with mouse and keyboard. No hackers, just dupers.... Hopefully they fix the duping ..... someday

[@gabbreilblue443]

I can kind of relate with the dude that follows you around not as an individual thing though, I've been playing War Thunder for 10+ years now and been slowly watching the cheaters get worse and worse and it sucks the fun out of it.

[@magiccat3772]

how do people cheat in wt?

[@gabbreilblue443]

@@magiccat3772 Theres channels dedicated to showing it, I dont feel like explaining it. Just look it up.

[@awsomegamer8277]

It might be hard but make an alt account for dayz and hide everything to do with your user tag or name if it’s an issue of the server you’re on hide your screen when you’re loading up it’s annoying but you can beat him

[@TheRobMozza]

So.. we assume that he has your Steam ID, and somehow has a notification system. What would happen Polvo if you created an alt, and or logged in from a different IP??

[@tokinokie]

Cheaters man.. please just leave Zesty alone.

[@ericthered1461]

Cheaters cheat because they suck at life, and everything they do requires a cheat. They are ugly dog faced tiny penis having cum gurgling after birth of vaginal blood clots of them that will never feel what a vagina feels like. Enjoy your mom's basement until you're 45 fat and bald, still not knowing the warm, soft pleasure of a woman's glory hole, the only glory hole you are aquinted with is the at the gas station down the street