The US Presidential Election - Daniel Fernandes Stand-Up Comedy

Location: Canvas Laugh Club
Production team: Myoho Films (www.myohofilms.in)
Shot by Karan Kundnandi & Sahil Mirani
Edited by Karan Asnani
Sound Recording, mix & master: Bharat Leppard

[@KanikaSharma1097]

Man this was nice. If you land up in jail, I'll write a blog supporting you😂

[@joansneijder6764]

Kanika Sharma lol!

[@shaikhtauseefhasan626]

lmao

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

Kanika Sharma Well he might end up In US jail because Modi Wont waste time after a studpid soo called 'sarcastic' Stand-up comedian :v modi has loads to do for India.

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

Mohit Agarwal Congress ka Full support to you then 😹😹 Followed by Kejriwal

[@kzmOP]

I will comment :P

[@pranavnambiar3615]

I can't stop laughing at " All of America is in a hangover movie."

[@AliShoaib01]

Daniel Fernandes, Take a bow!!! Constructive criticism, sarcastic, hard hitting and really funny. You're and will always be one of my all time favorite Indian comedian. Wish you all the success there is bro!

[@amritsingh-ji1mv]

Shoaib Ali Pakistan me ja

[@shanishani9062]

hi bakth

[@gogetter7963]

Landya

[@sansthitachattopadhyay8205]

+my workout what's wrong with you? why r u so obsessed with one thing??

[@sansthitachattopadhyay8205]

+amrit singh you go there first with your communal logics. this is a public forum, why r u bringing in Pakistan here and I personally feel that +Daniel Fernandes is the finest stand up comedian

[@michaelmaniord3988]

As a Trump supporter and an American I've gotta tell ya man. This is so funny and it's clean too. Your take on the election and how both sides feel is the hilarious truth. Bravo.

[@sumitshinde8914]

Michael Maniord ....are you american

[@Aman-hh4dt]

Are you still a Trump supporter? That's the bigger question

[@johnjonjeanjuan]

Trump: I've built the wall Modi: hold my NRC.

[@lifeascharles]

I so thought he was about to say his girl left him for Pravin Thambe

[@santoshmanik7456]

Charles Varghese I was waiting for Trump to call Parvin Thambe to get an advice to leave his gf.

[@asiyashaikh9004]

santosh manik who is pravin tambe ???

[@santoshmanik7456]

Asiya Shaikh , pravin thambe is an imaginative character who keeps dropping in between danny's shows. u know ? Dannys show for me is incomplete without pravin thambe . do watch his other videos , u ll get exactly wot i mean . Happy laughing . N kudos to pravin thambe

[@LJlight]

Charles Varghese exactly!

[@abhishetty2637]

to all the people commenting against or for this i just wanna say , NO ONE IS LISTENING , NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION , NOTHING WILL COME OF THIS , JUST LET IT GO .

[@abhishetty2637]

house of cards reference

[@jhansirani6283]

And also NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR COMMENT

[@YTworld-69]

jhansi rani yeah we'll still vote fr modi 😁👍

[@abhishetty2637]

My point went straight over your head , never mind , assume what you want

[@CarlJohnson-er1yy]

Lol why are you screaming like a 7 year old

[@mt-vh7lj]

Omg that Justin Trudeau joke was straight FIREEE!! 😂😂😂😂

[@prachk8362]

It's amazing how you put sarcasm and real issues together and portray it, in an absolutely hilarious way. I'm sure it takes a lot of courage with all the hate people send online. Great job dude..

[@kritikapandey5458]

that moment when you start laughing looking at the title of the video. 😂😃😂😂😂😃😆

[@pranavkolli99]

Where is Tambe???😢😢😢

[@ShahPatel]

best line 😂 Donald Trump + work experience = modi

[@spock7945]

i'm confused, KZbin comments me kya likhna hai. was he saying something good or was he saying something bad about Mansi Soni's rapist!

[@rakshitabalot8657]

Longggg time!!! Damn I have been waiting like crazy! Finally🎉

[@NasrinSultana-oo9hr]

m worried fr u... u hav no idea how u hv helpd me.. I laughed... thnx fr making me laugh...

[@am.saturday]

I love how your bits star off calm and then the crowd goes wild. No wonder you are so good

[@shabdulishinde3685]

That joke on godhra riots... Dang man you have some balls. Your videos are always worth the wait. Amazing work!

[@abcdefghij111111100]

Okay, so that lawyer must be reaalllly good. Hilarious and bold. Who knew those words would come together?!

[@tanvijain1575]

"Narendra Modi is just Donald Trump with work experience"-Truer words have never been spoken. I love youuuuuuu. :')

[@arpanmukerji880]

"ye note gay hai"" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rounakdas2797]

So this video is the proof that Chetan Bhagat is the worst problem India has got. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rakeshbhagat77]

😂

[@atreyachallapalli5909]

we are living in a world where people who think Donald trump can be president-Daniel Fernades

[@atreyachallapalli5909]

he said this once

[@akarshjain8129]

Atreya Challapalli That is why there's a " -Daniel Fernandez"

[@PS-eg2bn]

and it is reality now that Donny is ruling the world .

[@gurleengill3961]

Yeah he said that once....bt anyways he is always funny..

[@kukukhan5699]

Dude, wenevr I watch ur videos I literally feel like standing & saluting u.....coz v finally have a real man in our country to have the guts to talk!!!!:-)

[@metamorphosis3462]

Daniel, it is really good. Some stuffs you said just got me like man how smart are you, wow.

[@samanthatrindade2206]

You're hilarious! Hands down one of the funniest people I've ever come across ☺️

[@harshsurey5356]

I guess America has again become that cool cousin. Don't you think Dan ?

[@Swapnil123ist]

This was a prophetic show on what’s happening now in 2020. Good content. Solid approach. Enjoyed thoroughly.

[@kayezdee]

Damn, Daniel. That was definitely an off-day for you. This was GOLD material waiting for you, and you weren't up to the mark. :(

[@DrShafiaSayed]

brrro, you're awesome! you know that right? keep rockinggg kudosss

[@MrArkaprava]

Best stand up clip I've seen in a while. Good Work Dan.

[@dineshzaladekar2892]

When the results were Declared even UK said "Damn, I though BREXIT screws the country more"

[@ashwinmishra9338]

" ye note gay heyy " that's true 😹😹

[@meiteiluwang4550]

Daniel is too good. He pick up topics which no one has guts to do it.

[@NimishGujarathi]

What is wrong with everyone in the comments!? Listen to the jokes, don't take some things seriously in life, be a little intelligent to not just laugh on cuss words like other comics, eat and sleep. Simple.

[@rachaeldsouza4866]

Nimish Gujarathi thanks for making sense. Guess the others didn't get his jokes. Good one buddy

[@chirayuarc1]

Keep it up man. This was great.

[@mihikadeo]

This was perhaps the best stand-up comedy set I've ever seen!

[@karan2317]

finally, after a long time we are getting to see your standup videos. please post more.

[@arya_roychowdhury]

The Modi bit was hilarious!! Master and apprentice!

[@aidenray6214]

Always two there are. ------ Yoda

[@sritanshu]

One thing Trump or rather the mandate has managed to do was to make comedians(Colbert, Mayers, Bee, Oliver, Noah...) look like such sour losers. Very few comedians can actually make their material on this elections funny. The same fkin jokes over and over again for a over a year. And I don't get why Obama is being portrayed as a good president by the media. I'll give you some points which needs some attention. 1. Dude not only continued Bush's war he expanded them(bombing 7 countries right now). 2. You can say the economy is better but all of the growth went to the top 5%. Seriously if your GDP grows and 95% of your population does not benefit from it, there is something wrong with your policies. Just shows what a neo-liberal corporate owned hack Obama is. His support for TPP shows this too. 3. He used the DEA to crack down on marijuana dispensaries where medical marijuana is legal. Put a staunch right winger as the head DEA. Spent twice the amount what Bush had spent to enforce drug laws when most people already know that war on drugs has been a massive failure. 4. He has cracked down on whistleblowers and used the espionage act more than all of the previous presidents combined. You think what happened to Snowden and Manning is alright? On top of that he expanded the disastrous Patriot act. 5. His silence over the Dakota Access pipeline protests is messed up. Give Obama credit where its due. He is a very good stand up comic with timing way better than Daniel Fernandes. A demagogue like Trump but a way way more refined version. However despite all his flaws I would gladly take him over Trump or any other establishment republican.

[@rathakash]

Sritanshu Sinha I remember that white house dinner where Obama was making fun of Fox and other media channels. He also made fun of Trump. I think that triggered Trump to run for president. But as you said Obama has a great sense of humour and great timing. In one of his white house dinner stand up he came up with bucket list ideas(actually fuck it list). It was really funny.

[@sritanshu]

I hate Hillary and I can't tell you how glad I am that she lost. She is everything that is wrong with politics and am pretty sure(listening to her rhetoric) that she was going to start WW3. Slap in the face of the corrupt establishment and a warning to the establishment in the rest of the world. But Divya what makes me sad is that the anti-establishment vote came in the form of Trump and not in the form of Bernie(I blame that shit Hillary and the DNC too.) I am keeping an open mind to Trump unlike most people. But looking at his cabinet pick I don't think there is any reason to believe that Clinton could have done any worse. In my opinion some of the worst human beings on earth are there. See that's the thing Divya corporations and special interest lobbyists own the American system to a degree much higher than they here in India(we are getting there) and there is very little policy change that will happen. There is a puppet on the left and a puppet on the right but most fail to see the puppeteers.

[@aramulu12]

Divya R this I agree though trump is the lesser of the two evils. I rather have an ignorant led about proper than an evil mastermind inside the white house. but I really was rooting for Bernie ...

[@abhishetty2637]

Sritanshu Sinha that's constructive criticism my friend. it was not conclusive but hay , it made sense

[@apurvapandey3215]

I have not even watched the video yet but I am so glad there is finally another one for those of us who cant attend your shows regularly!

[@kingmakerjaigamingprodigy7405]

You are the best dude!! you are a full package of laughter.... please make more shows cant wait to see your next stand up.. i keep on watching all of your shows again n again..

[@SuperRAJORSHI]

ha ha ha!! u r hilarious daniel...awesome man....😂😂😂 love from kolkata....

[@ritikayadav4370]

Damn Daniel.🙌🙌🙌 your humor is amazing..

[@user-pm9rs9re4w]

Oh my god I found a MOOMOO in Daniel standup video.. Have a,great day boo lots of love ❤

[@pragunimukherjee3960]

really waited very long for his show!

[@shirarohfritsch]

mahnn! i love the topics u do videos on!! its always original and different! ... plz keep posting videos!

[@ayushrckstar]

way to go man!!! perfect blend of sarcasm and comedy

[@Ars0205]

i dont think that many people got the obama as pm metaphor...

[@jiya8986]

and i liked the video even before watching it....was so happy 2 see ur video after long!! u r awesome mann!!

[@shreyawaldia8871]

this video is outrageously amazing one! Bow down! your intelligence is killer! Keep up the great work and upload more!

[@AkshayKumar-dz5ts]

if you don't like the video just dont watch him anymore or leave a dislike why spread all the hate?

[@MasterZeeshan]

You seldom find a comedian making pragmatic and relatable jokes. Too good.

[@kumarikabatheja9868]

dude! I love watching your standup. :)

[@poojatrivedi7966]

finally you made a video!!! it's great seeing you after a long...🙂

[@kkedaar]

Hey man..you are amazing..being a comedian you still have guts to take on NM ,,,,,i hope your last wish come true...Hats OFF

[@adityabehere06]

The end could've been better. I don't have problems with you suggesting Obama coming here. I just felt that neither did the end have any impact like your other videos nor was it funny.

[@shawnmichael2146]

I think his video has had its impact. The bhakts are hurt..just as predicted! It's really amazing the love u have for dear leader. Modi, Kim jong, Mussolini , Hitler would have been great buddies. And you- would lick their asses clean every day to counter radical islam..lol

[@nitishsingh8679]

+Shawn Michael Man, seriously???? *End could be better* is all he said and u labelled him Bhakt? The irony of this world, the self proclaimed "democrats" who believe everything in the name of "free speech" have been so insane that anyone who doesn't like anything cliche is labelled a Bhakt?? U are just a goddamn troller.

[@shawnmichael2146]

Why_so_serious? A bhakt is a bhakt is a bhakt is a bhakt.

[@alkamehar6237]

Absolutely love your content. It's like an acerbic exposition with a swab of tease.

[@rakshitabalot8657]

just the first 1 min of your video is enough to let people know why there is such a huge fan base of yours!

[@mdyasir94]

man it took u u very long tym, atleast upload Monthly. by d way as always marvelous

[@starlah8299]

This guy is fantastic

[@sharmishthadatta8823]

great gig man👏👏 always been a big fan and this time it felt like you were speaking my thoughts..

[@mohammadshahnawaz4536]

hard hitting criticism ,sarcastic jokes with funny humor .such a great comedian ,fan of you man.

[@taxi_boast]

This is farrrrr from Daniels best work. Felt like the whole bit was put together in haste. Especially that last bit about Obama becoming prime minister of India. What WAS THAT?

[@taxi_boast]

Almost felt like he threw Chetan Bhagat in there just to try and salvage that last bit? So flat!!

[@debdiproy]

Daniel Fernandes is a Arvind Kejriwal with proper Comedy Designation, Role and experience ... Lol ...

[@ashu5193]

Takes some guts to do this, hats off Daniel!

[@Sahil_Shukla98]

Waited a long time for this, worth it!

[@devbratsrivastava9987]

Make India 'Incredible' Again! :P

[@ShahPatel]

now someone will say " go to Pakistan " 😂

[@islooboyrashid5927]

We'll welcome him ;)

[@fathima256]

@@islooboyrashid5927 don't worry we will not send him😛

[@islooboyrashid5927]

@@fathima256 Not worried at all

[@ritiray1109]

I think I m in love with your humour. Can't be this good. If you go on I'll surely go crazy.

[@dummycandidate9575]

Freaking awesome. This guy is one of the most mind-boggling comedians you'll ever hear about, hands-down.

[@shivangipandey2055]

Finalllyyyyyy

[@sherryconan6061]

tomorrow is my exam and then I saw your notification and I am going fail tomorrow 😂😂

[@lorraineneha]

This was worth the wait!!! Hilarious and so on point!

[@faithgray2191]

Im a fan.. You're bloody awesome Daniel. Im just so sorry iv tuned in now.. better late than never

[@tanyamenghani7180]

I'm in board with the Obama idea if he promises to exile chetan bhagat

[@darthvader8892]

people love 3 idiots movie but hate Chetan Bhagat(wrote five point someone)? Thats not fair

[@BhaskarBiswasEcon]

More surprising because Five point someone (not studying and getting lower grades) was actually more close to reality compared to 3 idiots (not studying and still being the topper)...

[@MissMiserize]

Sachin Singh Five point someone was ok. Two states was awesome. Revolution 2020 was okay, but it's obvious that there's really only one character that he's using in every book. Half Girlfriend made me cry, and One Indian Girl was DISGUSTING. At this point, I hate him. He sucks, and it's like he wrote those two good books by accident. So no, it's fair.

[@kukukhan5699]

I really want u to know how much I appreciate & repect u:-):-):-)

[@anushkavichare4604]

It is beautiful how you talk about such imp issues with humor.

[@ajinkyapatil39]

finally patron! been waitin man! great stuff as always

[@madhulikachaturvedi132]

the people didn't vote for Trump they voted against Hillary... despite the hue and cry

[@aparnamuthuthai8743]

Madhulika Chaturvedi hilkary had the popular vote fyi. Trunp won cus of electoral college. American election system is defective with a seven percent chance of failiure. It failed this time. It has happened in the past too.

[@HariJayan]

Madhulika Chaturvedi like they voted against Congress in India

[@2626arunpal]

yes i did vote against congress.. but next time not voting for anyone,..

[@simransimran9339]

You kidding me? When BJP came to power I cried. I almost cried at these results too. Roe v wade, gay marriage, all on shaky ground. That hurts the social movements in India too. Plus his interactions with China and Pakistan could be potentially dangerous for us. His cabinet may be dangerous for global climate. And science.

[@shankar554]

ya if not BJP then congress was the oly other option.. and ofcourse pappu would have been our PM.. no further explanation required>>

[@simransimran9339]

Shankar BG​ I know. I know that. I swear I felt at the time it was khai or kuaan. That man either needs to wise up or leave the party! It used to a party of intellectuals, he seems so out of place. I knew Congress was going to lose after that fatal interview with Arnub. Why him? I mean why him? If you are going to do the dynasty thing let the smarter kid take the lead!

[@shankar554]

Simran Simran I would choose Modi any day over any other present day leader to lead our country. If you accuse him of playing caste based politics the same can be said with Martha(Muslims).. Nitish(Yadavs), Mayawathi(Dalits).. so on and so forth.. This is how it is played in this country. Do u remember Manmohan saying "Muslims have the first right to fruits of achievement(forgot the word) in our country"

[@mukti432]

Simran Simran when BJP came 2 power I celebrated n 'll celebrate even in 2019

[@simransimran9339]

plans to ensure that minorities, particularly the Muslim minority, are empowered to share equitably the fruits of development. These must have the first claim on resources," This was reported on TOI which itself misquoted him in it's headline. SMH. Also, I don't blame modi for caste based politics. I don't like him for messing with fundamental rights. OK no, that's not right either. Him being in power empowers others to mess with fundamental rights. His past and the BJP's rhetoric encourages that. Same way people on US are less scared by a president Trump than they are of what he stands for, his supporters.

[@sahityarachapudi9340]

Man! U r a package of awesome brains and commonsense... How did i not watch ur videos all this while.... !! 😍😍

[@rohitsrao]

Hahaha! One of your best! Loved it.

[@umangdoshi1769]

after a long gap a video, first 5 mins were like everytime amazing, then total bland#

[@shawnmichael2146]

Bhakt na? Jali na? Feel like crying na?

[@rathakash]

Shawn Michael dude watch George Carlin sometime. Teri bhi bahut jalegi.

[@dia606]

You're in for a shitstorm of bhakt trollage but hahahahahaha

[@prabuddhar.shrestha9696]

that last line was the best punch line for people who suffered half girlfriend and one indian girl 😂😂😂

[@Ayushidogra]

oh my God that was soo good!!! loved it !! specially the trudeau part !! 😂😂

[@tikitaka0x]

"Narendra Modi is just Donald Trump with work experience", cracked me up. So so true.

[@osmotic5321]

"ye note gay he" 😂

[@Bhw5097]

amazing mahn!! waited for dis one

[@lakshaywalyat380]

I think Daniel is the only comic who also educates you and opens your eyes through standup . I'm like if Americans see this they'll realize what just happened to them and will happen for next 4 fucking years maannn!!!!!

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

First of all I don't know how to react. Basically I'm in a That part of Life where I Support Modi More than my Brother. Maybe because My Dad is in Indian Navy according to him Modi is a World Leader Who has changed Reputation of India and its citizens Drastically in the whole world [Of course in a positive Manner] And well....My bad I didn't link the video anyway :v Dislike going from my side for sure :p

[@pepethefrog0332]

Meet Raval Agreed..!

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

Divya R My grandpa was in Military My Dad Is in Military maybe In future I will too Join the Special Forces. Until I'm concerned, India is Definitely in safe hands since modi Is in power. Unless a Faithful citizens And what a True citizen should do, Is respect The Prime minister in power no matter what he is unless he is Giving all his Days and Nights to Nations. Unfortunately These Kids nowadays won't Understand What being Gentleman Citizen means.

[@anmolsaxena4440]

Totally Agree

[@iambhupindersingharora]

It's been an year now!! Do u still support NAMo?

[@another.nikhil]

Did he just compile all the late night shows when he was making the jokes?

[@stylewithme365]

Nikhil Kumar Ramreddy He is a wanna-be-American comedian who gets this facts from social media. He is one of those "modern=western" Indians

[@sushantpatil9448]

Just Epic !!! Thanks for the video.

[@shubhamgoswami9085]

@absolutelydanny bhai I feel so lucky to have u subscribe.. U are flawless and full of humour... Ur way of putting such sensitive deep things so beautifully na bhai just loved it

[@NuparthChaudhry]

the grin on my face , when he said "Russia won" !!!

[@dennisjohn4151]

Most of EIC and generally bhakts may find this outrageous!!! That is if they get what you say!

[@harshathammegowda1615]

Huffffff!!!!! Finally this guy's out with a video

[@jiya8986]

daniel mann u are simply awesome.....the only comedian in India to explore this genre of comedy...hats off yaar seriously!!!!

[@sagar6289]

btw where is Pravin tambe?

[@harshulgupta4604]

I watched Amit Tandon's take on demonetization too and I can easily spot who is neutral here.. :)

[@awesome123ness]

everything is so on point. kudos.

[@BhagirathyJPanth]

that sense of personal loss despite having never been there. R.E.L.A.T.A.B.L.E.