The USA Is Finished

[@averypoollert4897]

the US situation is insane

[@skelly8569]

Big Poo? Is that you?

[@cowcrapper]

It always has been.

[@spiritbx1337]

HUGE US Drama!

[@PileOfStones]

So glad I visited it for the first time as an adult before August 2nd 2029

[@TheWhiteGuyWhoIs72PrcBlack]

THE US SET FIRE TO MY FAMILYS HOUSE AND DESTROYED MY LAMBORGHINI‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😳😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@Xethl]

20:00 "what's the fattest place in the world?" probably your hard-drive

[@dontlistentome7498]

real

[@AEXU_]

So much inflation that it's 350% full

[@interneteris]

pay attention to a video for longer than 5 seconds unimaginable

[@ya_boi_is_sussy8082]

Pyrocynical is finished

[@whiga7431]

pyro has done it again, turning a 40 minute video into a hour and a half one

[@certifiedroastbeefmaniac]

zzz actually has furries im fully prepared for pyro going into it salty and cynical then looking at the arcade lady and doing a full 180 turnaround just gooning out

[@great2831]

Tf aré you saying

[@certifiedroastbeefmaniac]

@@great2831 straight fax brother, straight fax.

[@PretzelSage]

Morshu?

[@pratyushgadekar5029]

😊​@@great2831

[@KarpetBurn]

If he has any self respect he would abstain from playing it altogether. Gacha games are just money printers exploiting the loose wallets of gooners, they pump out a new one every year because they are filthy rich off this venture. But who am I kidding this is Pyro we're talking about he lost his self respect when he had that accident in TF2

[@tipsxdennac]

Pyro thinking cornbread is cake is unironically funny

[@cncinc100]

He's right though, it's basically savory cake.

[@kyleweltle8059]

as an ohioan and loving myself cornbead forever. he made an amazing point lol. We are fucked

[@souljaboy.6668]

live 10k miles above sea-level, could make you die THAT one was wild

[@wingsoficarus1139]

Depends on what kind of cornbread If you go down south, chances are that grandma at the cookout probably added about as much sugar as you'd find in a cake recipe... but damn is it good.

[@theofficialmonkeymanyoutub3017]

but if i call a crumpet an english muffin..

[@mirrorhymn]

just put the fries in the bag man😭

[@kaproskarleto5136]

I think you mean "chips in the plastic hand-held contraption"

[@interneteris]

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[@xan.xet.]

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[@paps_211]

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[@hen0tic02]

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[@34220]

Are you recycling content now?

[@mirrorhymn]

he fell off

[@dublxml]

It’s SUPER slop channel, why do you expect so much?

[@00pium_Mero]

He wants money 🤑💸💰

[@Dell96kill]

we want Darkwood so bad

[@etres_]

Yea like I was wonder "didn't he already upload a video like this"?

[@acaivanovic4997]

Bro pause's every 5 sec😭

[@boli.mp4540]

Being from Gooberville Arkansas is the funniest thing ever, population is like 10 here, it’s also 20 mins from Jonesboro AR fun fact

[@purpleish.v]

"pro base" will be the new "metro's booming"

[@lullmaohaha]

For the double chin

[@facelessvoid9061]

37:32 The "Trial" of Tears, buddy it said "trail" it WAS RIGHT THERE, how did you fumble that 😭

[@Random4008_]

Don't you DARE insult cornbread. When that shit is done correctly it tastes SO goddamn good, and with the spread of butter on top!? MMMMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMMM

[@liph2528]

Still cake tho lol

[@DOOMGUYBFG64]

It aint really sweet enough though plus who would eat cake with chili or pinto beans @liph2528

[@Ratota_]

"pro base" great going inflation man

[@SUTTYEA]

“Thuh YouEshAyy Iz Finished Bruv”

[@redwiltshire1816]

“Dyddw i ddim yn hoffi Unol Daleithiau achos mae gorffen”

[@shaneyy__]

Own

[@runningwithflair]

Vietnam was the beginning of the end. We never recovered from it, social media just sped up the process.

[@coltonbarnes7861]

Ah yes, the ever so famous pro base shop

[@barabangovioshkin6617]

10 minutes 300 likes bro fell... somewhere _"Ah, do not be afraid, my child. I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS."_

[@Aspetto]

1:20:57 "That one British guy that does game reviews" that's you bro😭

[@Smudgethecat356]

Alternate title: the United States situation is crazy.

[@MarloBaka]

slop so nice you upload it twice

[@_phloggy_]

three times i think. he uploaded two videos like this before in a short timespan

[@great2831]

I'm watching this as i'm playing zzz, it's my first gatcha game and i would love to see a sponsor(saves me the hassle for looking for creator codes)

[@kamilkuz.5002]

1:11:00 uzi's with extended barrels are a thing mainly due to the national firearms act of 1932, which since 1960s considers guns with a stock, a self loading action, and a barrel of less then 16 inches as so-called "short barrel rifles", which requires an registration and a payment of 200 dollars for it. Also, if I missed something, that maybe because I'm from Poland and not USA.

[@Jaxrayh]

57:58 Telluride is peak

[@Klinker0913]

I'll be dead in the grave before I care about what pyro of all people thinks of the U.S.

[@bigchez2342]

I swear 30 minutes if not more of this video is just the back to back donos interrupting

[@Propain72]

11:54 Sees Louisiana caption. Thinks it is flordia

[@gftbe7615]

tf are those people in chat saying, star rail is like the best hoyo game rn

[@tuaprima1211]

Nah the ppl encouraging him to do a ZZZ review and then saying HSR is an L just don't enjoy good games

[@bruhh9947]

U changed the thumbnail like 3 types already, Pyro. U ain't slick

[@princefoxv]

59:17 Things that live at higher altitudes usually have bigger lungs to intake more air to compensate for the less oxygen, people living in those mountains would likely adapt to this as well

[@eslur6538]

48:06 literally drone shot of my grandmas neighborhood lmao

[@cawashka]

Pyro is gonna lose his mind at the furries in ZZZ

[@Neftosklad]

cant blame him

[@tylernguyen6612]

I lov her

[@wake_up_wake_up]

Was out fishing NYE in Wickham WA and we hit 47.9° (or maybe closer to 50) and got the record temp for Aus on the last day of the year, sun screened the fuck up, wasn’t like sunburn, it was like I was being cooked alive, worst idea.

[@lax9586]

Finally a thumbnail that reflects pyros true self. He puts the chin in pyrochinical. I live in austin and have never seen an ammo vending machine.

[@Zychel_EX9]

I love pyros reaction to cornbread

[@kieranmclaughlin264]

Dono notifications were a mistake Also, the US situation truly is insane, perchance even, the most ludicrously ludicrous situation so far seen

[@thenormalformalandhormonal8531]

I'm surprised he couldn't find anything about montana. There is a lot of interesting history about the state. The Battle of Little Bighorn, Nevada and Virginia City, the gold rush, ext.

[@BulletMaker85]

less than 1000 views in 10 minutes bro is cooked

[@hozic9929]

Pyros hairline is absolutely Finished

[@chrisbirb1331]

That’s cornbread you who I lacking in knowledge of the United States of America 5:40

[@Futhill]

10 hours of videos this week , pyro is cooking 🔥

[@taxinvasion260]

1:07:49 Pictures don't do it justice. That building is so fucking massive it quite literally used to form rain clouds within. It had it's own climate within that needed to be stopped by a big fuck off circulation system.

[@cs82271]

Arkansas also ranks dead last in almost every category. Education, higher education, Healthcare, infrastructure, economy, population... only thing they have is that they came before Kansas

[@Milo-it1tf]

Yeah South Carolina is literally one of the most dangerous states

[@aeonial]

The pausing situation is crazy

[@Cybersword1910]

Bro wasn't even 50 seconds in the vid and he already stretched it to 2 minutes 😭😭

[@decim161]

20:55 the patriot act show on netflix has a very good episode explaining how tf this is possible. They uploaded the episodes on yt as well. Worth a watch.

[@TheScheckig]

I've lived in the Ithaca N.Y. area for most of my life. Cornbread is 100% a cake and I've lost 50 lbs. since I quit sweet drinks.

[@slayworld9976]

Just slopped all over myself

[@TheClownMan1]

Father I got mentioned in a Pyrochinical TV video

[@cs82271]

Nah corn bread is cornmeal plus bread. Same as banana, zucchini, pineapple and coconut bread.

[@redwiltshire1816]

I only know this because of 7 days to die

[@verticalpug2026]

"alabamians also marry their siblings" i thought i was gonna hear something actually cool about my state :/

[@foryourconsumption2878]

Maryland bheing E tier is a disgrace, one of gods greatest states

[@skullhunterh2824]

As someone who lives in New Mexico it sucks here and I got yelled at by funny breaking bad house lady when I was walking to a friends house

[@RandomBoi-nd5zf]

20:54 holy inflation

[@slidersides]

Corn bread is better than biscuits

[@Shark_Hunter02]

i was on stream for this :3

[@Doom_Guy_1977]

The many chins of Pyrocynical in this video's thumbnail.

[@asahea]

i was playing zenless when the zenless shill showed up lol

[@tzargoobius8698]

As someone from LouisianaI can confirm this

[@nikkialo6030]

Finally, my daily "Thing" is "bad adjective" Let's goooooo

[@DeluxeDuck]

holy fuck triple the duration of the content and an eighth of the value

[@npche9865]

PYRO PLEASE COME TO OUR RAVES BRO

[@lemonade8330]

1:16:58 Dole Merchants mentioned🔥🔥🔥

[@citra4692]

I started watching Pyro when he promised do deliver a darkwood video, now I'm 33 years old...

[@Braxs-K]

Florida man kidnap Scientist to make his dog immortal? Nah bro that Hart of the dog movie Based on Bulgakov's book!

[@JarJarBinks123]

Pyro calling cornbread cake hurt a lot.

[@dankinmcspankin3123]

bro is feeding us other people's content

[@louisinese]

Creoles mentioned, lets gooo⚜️⚜️⚜️

[@hubr5827]

brother only 38c (100f)?? 112f consistently here in tx WITH 100% humidity.

[@theeldestrelic]

Arkansas also produces the most Rice in the US

[@boo_lab69]

cornbread is SO FUCKING GOOD

[@MilesOKetch]

Geopold reaction is crazy

[@ragegamer9854]

pyro should come to Minnesota for the state fair

[@morganwalz3938]

Yay i been waiting for this react

[@tsunscaramouche]

zenless is actually so fun

[@Apachesoyo]

Enjoying my buffet slop as we speak

[@Apachesoyo]

*BURP*

[@asahea]

omg please do hsr sponsor video

[@turdmantaco4772]

the British mind cant comprehend American greatness

[@lance_the_avocado9492]

I can’t believe my state is far cry 5 state 😭😭😭

[@garretthberne3035]

Pyro's reputation is finished.

[@pichoneitor23123]

Apparently stripsfor the first 13 colonies Then stars for the states

[@liniel7543]

miyoho is the new metro's boomin

[@Milo-it1tf]

As a skinny metalhead guy from the south (who doesn’t have a southern accent) I’m sorry for the stereotypes that America made for themselves

[@YAH2121]

Pyrocinical try not to make a video game, breaking bad or Better call Saul reference challenge (Impossible)

[@Hal_2189]

Aren't you from the UK? How well are you guys doing exactly right now?

[@uzui6194]

Pyro only know of sliced white bread

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

Don't mock the corn bread. You have not lived till you tried a good piece of corn bread!

[@dondon8025]

my state :D 23:15

[@Bloodlinedev]

Streaming to 7k in your boxers... boss move

[@ninjamarius9891]

Thumbnail is accurate

[@kachochis13]

I love how people in the UK have to put hot sauce on everything so they don't taste their terrible food lol

[@a.a.o.t-1213]

As a Texan who’s fat (but losing weight) the Texas part is real asf

[@Anonymous-to6fn]

Idaho mentioned. I rest easy now boys

[@halocray]

Pyro for the love of god its "bass" not fucking "base"

[@nathanorput8737]

No way nevada got a Carson city mention, it’s not like it’s the capitol or anything

[@paytonw9658]

Ammo vending machines from borderlands

[@JustoneMILK]

Take the offer GIVE IN TO THE MONEY -g-