4:56 I would have laughed so hard there if the dino egg spawned and instantly fell into the river.
@meloncat59006 жыл бұрын
Same!!!! 😂😂😂
@igunn86326 жыл бұрын
Aroura Bthats do you can watch it
@Kamexe6 жыл бұрын
Same
@john12425 жыл бұрын
its impossible because dinosaur eggs only spawn near robins house
@john12425 жыл бұрын
@@Segel bruh u clearly dont know, look it up, i bet u feel dumb
@izzy12216 жыл бұрын
You should compare the profits of only buying stuff from Pierre for 5 years and only buying from Joja for 5 years!
@apanic22393 жыл бұрын
First comment? How!
@woooooooooooooooooooooooo3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@terbilator4023 жыл бұрын
lol
@abdx40843 жыл бұрын
Nah its obvious u will make 25perc more from perire
@crazycactus77803 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha love that
@blackdownchilis25646 жыл бұрын
if you dug under pam's house you would have found a lot of ancient artifacts and dinosaur egg shells
@ThePogo096 жыл бұрын
More like empty beer bottels
@wolframmer93356 жыл бұрын
And dead bodys
@secretspy4106 жыл бұрын
Wolf Rammer no Pam wouldn’t leave a piece of meat behind
@crystaltiger7726 жыл бұрын
Egg shells because she ate the Dino itself
@SpiderMan-qe3tn6 жыл бұрын
Urbestbud 1111 and you would find boozeasaurs
@kryzia-just6 жыл бұрын
"By the way, that artifact spot has a 0% chance of giving me a dinosaur egg. Can anyone tell me why?" for a moment, i legitimately felt like i was in class and had no idea what the answer was and i felt like i was a bigger disappointment than my mom says i am.
@lancerralseijoinedyourpart36335 жыл бұрын
legend has it to this day he still doesnt know
@regrubmaH5 жыл бұрын
Obviously cause Pam ate it
@fullername58035 жыл бұрын
0% chance of giving him a dinosaur egg because there was no way he could have grabbed the item that popped out, it would have instantly fallen into the water
@aliceford36925 жыл бұрын
Dino eggs can only be found in the north near robins carpentry place
@plshelpme785 жыл бұрын
Pow block LOL 😂
@leafkelley80076 жыл бұрын
DF had a Pam Appreciation Moment. Which can be shortened to... a PAM.
Y'know every time I read Pam I see pan as the mythological god of nature praised by satyrs (I think)
@jamesrobbins17566 жыл бұрын
3:20 “I need the extra sucky power” Honestly I think that is the funniest sentence in the world
@shawnybawny29275 жыл бұрын
His accent makes it funnier
@gl1tchnightwatch9075 жыл бұрын
I died. Instantly. "SUCKY POWER"
@jillmeasel20723 жыл бұрын
same
@draworchid59643 жыл бұрын
Finally someone said something about that!
@Loveucinema6 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this just after accidentally deleting my 98 hours file on Stardew Valley, I'm torn between hysterical laughter and uncontrollable tears
@freshlybakedsadness92513 жыл бұрын
How are you doing now?
@chickennuggies71593 жыл бұрын
@@freshlybakedsadness9251 Wondering the same thing😂
@traagicshotss54493 жыл бұрын
@@chickennuggies7159 yea come on cant just leave me on a cliffhanger like that
@joyifu3 жыл бұрын
Are u dead
@charu20593 жыл бұрын
Are you okay?
@StarfrogsR6 жыл бұрын
“Come onnnn, dinosaur egg!” *book pops out of ground and lands in water.* “Oh...” 😂😂😂
@worldoffiction48826 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how public spaces get clogged with wood and stones when you sleep for a year, it's like everyone sees you as a slave so they never do maintenance to anything.
@lancerralseijoinedyourpart36335 жыл бұрын
hey this new person hasnt done anything for a year, not our faults anymore
@isaacisnotonfire6 жыл бұрын
I just thought about how you could soft lock the game. All you would need to do is put all your tools in a chest outside your house and plant trees in front of your door. Sleep for a few weeks and it's soft locked.
@andyantos236 жыл бұрын
That’s it, we broke DF. Everyone go home
@mollyblasingame32126 жыл бұрын
Will you please try to get hit by the train that passes through stardew valley I've tried but always miss it :,)
@butwhy89766 жыл бұрын
molly ashton I tried, if you get trapped between the train and the tunnel, you die, and if not, you take damage as well
@mollyblasingame32126 жыл бұрын
@@butwhy8976 I still need to see this in action 😂 that sounds wild
@phr0ggz6 жыл бұрын
I tried one time and I took a bit of damage
@jamesrobbins17566 жыл бұрын
I died it was sad
@cocodojo6 жыл бұрын
We watched and laughed as Kira got stuck and run over slowly by the entire train during one of her streams, it was amusing.
@butwhy89766 жыл бұрын
Heloooo DF! I have a request: Can you look Into something for me? After I left the Stardew Valley fair, I went back into town. This was around 12:00 am when I saw Robin going into Pierre’s. I NEED ANSWERS
@Brixxter6 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@Galaxy-bs7cj6 жыл бұрын
Interesting indeed
@jasonfalzarano78886 жыл бұрын
ASSUME THE BEST ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@dwightg48606 жыл бұрын
Oh damn more affairs DF should like that
@zvezda7296 жыл бұрын
The girls in town do sports in Pierres house. With Caroline being the main gym instuctor.
@Octodeus6 жыл бұрын
Your videos are nice to watch and unwind to after working in retail and customer service all day. You’ve resparked my interest in stardew!
@peachyregularp21954 жыл бұрын
The reason why that artifact spot had a 0% chance of giving you a dinosaur egg is because it wasn’t near Robin’s house. The artifact spot has to be near Robin’s house for even a small chance of getting the dinosaur egg.
@intangerbline36836 жыл бұрын
How much can you make in a year without buying anything?
@vogel9686 жыл бұрын
Probably everything thanks to mixed seeds.
@benjitheshuizhu87946 жыл бұрын
Vogel96 everything?
@vogel9686 жыл бұрын
I mean with enough mixed seeds you can substitute buying them. Add a Seedmaker and you are fine.
@the_rabidsquirel6 жыл бұрын
If we're talking doing the first year without buying anything then seed makers won't be an option. They require a farming level of 9 to craft, which isn't happening if you're not buying seeds, and the one you can get from the bundle requires a red cabbage among other things, so the one seed maker you could get would require a lot of luck with the travelling merchant. If we're talking any other year then the answer varies extremely based on what you're allowed to do going into it.
@vogel9686 жыл бұрын
+the_rabidsquirel though it also depends what we count as buying. Opening geodes or trading in artifacts. What about high friendship levels to get presents. And fishing and mining also yields money.
@wailordlord6 жыл бұрын
This was an interesting idea. I like it. And the tractor is like, super satisfying to watch do its thing. :)
@kelloniusprime86385 жыл бұрын
"I dont like recording in the dark because it scares me"
@pyromaniac0000006 жыл бұрын
“You get one of those a year” he says. -_- year 4 no meteor. Nada. Had to get my iridium the old fashioned way. Sitting around and letting a statue summon it from the iridium dimension.
@rainsparks296 жыл бұрын
Can relate. In both of my save files (one on year 3, one nearing end of year 2) I have never gotten a meteorite, and that sucks.
@pyromaniac0000006 жыл бұрын
RainbowSparkles29 it does. Even tho i have an excess of iridium (and a lack of gold and iron) it still would be nice to see one here and there. Mix it up. As long as it doesnt break anything important xD
@WhitleyAKW6 жыл бұрын
I got a meteor right outside my cave in the first few days of ever playing. No later than day 10, I think. I just figured it was a scheduled event and didn't realize it was special for a long time... Now I'm almost to year 4 and no more meteors to be found.
@Zeppathy4 жыл бұрын
Two meteors and 4 ancient seeds in my first year. :) Might get more. Still only mid fall.
@frogiafrog21324 жыл бұрын
"The pigs enjoy eating it, and I don't want them to have enjoyment."
@aijc6 жыл бұрын
Can you use the no boundaries mod to talk with marlon and gunther ? Because if you hover your mouse on them, a chat bobble pops out but you cant reach them.
@leialover10236 жыл бұрын
Could you give the corporation guy gifts?
@scoot84395 жыл бұрын
What is the no boundaries mod?
@lancerralseijoinedyourpart36335 жыл бұрын
@@scoot8439 the name says it all
@scoot84395 жыл бұрын
@@lancerralseijoinedyourpart3633 I couldn't find it anywhere :^(
@DevynGreen55 жыл бұрын
just says "hi."
@MusicalSoul476 жыл бұрын
I love the "Ok bye" as the ending of your recent vids. Always makes me laugh, it's so abrupt.
@Foxtrot2306 жыл бұрын
Your farm and the farm she told you not to worry about lol
@lanceseaman886 жыл бұрын
Because Dino Egg can only be found in the Mountain area just like the Ancient seed can only be found in the Mountains and Forest (always treasure chests too)
@cookieruncandy5 жыл бұрын
or maybe because everything you get from that spot would go in the water???
@makaylareitman12326 жыл бұрын
In my game every time I got a geode it would say ‘you found a stone’ so it’s weird seeing the right term
@Jade-ki8un6 жыл бұрын
You truly are Dangerously Funny
@Jade-ki8un6 жыл бұрын
Wow I was first
@ellenbergman84776 жыл бұрын
No.... He's Dangerously Divorced
@Aymen198276 жыл бұрын
Dragon born
@ellenbergman84776 жыл бұрын
Aymen Miled as in the book??
@wither10193 жыл бұрын
@@Jade-ki8un yes you were
@KholRose6 жыл бұрын
Dino eggs cant spawn anywhere except in the mountains or mines (including cavern). Silly munps
@samuelbrighton13204 жыл бұрын
Lies and slander
@punterr4 жыл бұрын
Woosh?
@deividbubolz37024 жыл бұрын
I got one in a chest
@meh91044 жыл бұрын
I fount mines in a chest I caught in the ocean along with a fish.
@KholRose4 жыл бұрын
@@deividbubolz3702 Chests aren't spawning of dino eggs in the world. Close though!
@sandraskender13886 жыл бұрын
The artifact spot had a 0 % chance of giving DF a dino egg cuz he is DF
@thyrus44306 жыл бұрын
wow he actually did my idea, thats cool
@badgerlordpatrick64936 жыл бұрын
Congrats!
@WewosGaming6 жыл бұрын
I love seeing your channel grow df keep on gaining subs!
@SupimX6 жыл бұрын
u should really REALLY try chest anywhere mod and instant geodes so u can put stuff in the bin without needing to go back and forth and instant geodes to skip the geodes animation (it just speeds it up alot)
@magus54256 жыл бұрын
3:23 "I need the extra sucky power" F SOP
@Galaxy-bs7cj6 жыл бұрын
"Extra sucky power" -df 2018
@Katiedid20406 жыл бұрын
Oh no What’ve you done DF what have you done... Also, you made an oversight. On the late game farm, you could’ve built a silo to collect hay! Not that valuable, but it’s worth something!
@Chocice756 жыл бұрын
Hay is worth nothing in Stardew Valley.
@msia72016 жыл бұрын
Hay is worth nothing when you sell it, but it's 10g a piece if you buy it.
@Hd820226 жыл бұрын
M Sia that proves marine is trying to rip us off
@jennahafen73004 жыл бұрын
DF: I’m not going to do the secret woods because It’s not something you can get on your first day Me: I don’t thing people will destroy the whole map in their first day 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂
@mrannonymous29233 жыл бұрын
Oh DF. I can't get enough of your moraal dilemma about hardwood and secret woods.
@KKC974 жыл бұрын
"If I can't walk out my doors, I'm gonna assume that's enough trees."
@RosieDuck6 жыл бұрын
aaaahhhh value of everything yaaay!! i love these vids tbh, thanks DF for having more patience and mods than all of us lol :D
@cameronwhite93363 жыл бұрын
Is it bad this pops up as recommended and he sounds so much more happy than he does now
@fiby13503 жыл бұрын
He talks a lot faster in his older videos :D
@_madelinepearson6 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like to play in the dark because it scares me.”
@Jmak6 жыл бұрын
Rip book in the beginning
@offgray5 жыл бұрын
"The mark of the hoe is the sign of mumps" I have no idea why I found that so hilarious
@thebaconpancake48186 жыл бұрын
The value of ZA WARUDO
@boxquadra6 жыл бұрын
I only clicked this video to find a comment like this one. Thanks!
@wandersonvitor30544 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@MASTER-ts3sj3 жыл бұрын
Kono dio da
@kamienche91116 жыл бұрын
I do still recommend the Fast Animations mod. it makes geodes processing pretty much instant, even with a good amount of geodes. there's some satisfaction to seeing all of them go in a blink.
@susiesuh75914 жыл бұрын
Hoeing in winter is really useful to find winter roots, snow yam etc.
@agubelu6 жыл бұрын
Check out the "Fast Animations" mod for way faster geode processing
@badgerlordpatrick64936 жыл бұрын
+1 for the suggestion. These vids surely require anything that makes things go faster.
@blackmonish6 жыл бұрын
I guessed that your second go would be worth about $85,000. I was close. Lol this was a neat idea. Thanks for the videos man!
@Draeneiwolf6 жыл бұрын
How long would it take to let the whole map fill with debris? And how much is it worth?
@JoshWaber2 жыл бұрын
the value of the ENTIRE map in 1.3 (including skull cavern) is around 10000000219199
@usagi322116 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time DF says "hoe".
@robert5596 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the place in the sewer where you get the thing that unlocks the witch’s hut it has a lot of fiber bug meat and clay
@burnforburn6 жыл бұрын
He went there, but he forgot there was fiber.
@roadworkaheadyaisurehopeitdoes5 жыл бұрын
It's called the bug lair.
@charliejones88003 жыл бұрын
You should do it again with ginger island
@lemonglataitor21236 жыл бұрын
I Must summon the Mighty tractor!
@Thatguywaffles6 жыл бұрын
I love every video. I have watched every video ik how sad. Keep up the good work you are seriously dangerously funny
@Jade-ki8un6 жыл бұрын
VORTEX wow original
@Thatguywaffles6 жыл бұрын
Jon Dovahiiken sorry
@RamonaFlowers207 Жыл бұрын
Omg did he just say to appreciate pam!?!?!😱
@Axolotls_arecute45 Жыл бұрын
Omg I know
@nekofrau4 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't hoe up very nicely," -DF 2018
@Jeremysheez6 жыл бұрын
glad you used the tractor in the caves
@carolinedunham88083 жыл бұрын
Love your videos! Do the new ginger island content!
@Sultan_salt6 жыл бұрын
Nothing like watching DF . You are goat
@Missouri_Love4 жыл бұрын
I feel like anytime he goes into his Mumps profile, he just progressively gets meaner and lazier lmaooo
@Ravioli053 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna buy this game soon since I always see people who want to play together. And the game looks pretty fun.
@jironic7774 жыл бұрын
the mower mows everything except grass
@SashiEklipse4 жыл бұрын
You are so underrated, I wish I can sub more than once
@GreenFurRandomness4 жыл бұрын
"Plus the pigs enjoy eating it and I don't want the pigs to have enjoyment." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ladystardust24243 жыл бұрын
I found a Dino egg in a chest from fishing in the secret woods (I was probably in year 2 or 3). Then the next day I dug up an artifact spot in the mountains and found another Dino egg lol
@Tyraeleon5 жыл бұрын
ugh when he manually selects 1 or 2 to use his tools
@matthewspencer20946 жыл бұрын
I usually aim for just under $1k on my first day (without mods). Just zoom out the screen to 75% and you can run around the whole map collecting all the forage plants (~10ish regulars for selling + ~10 spring onion for eating of you're lucky). If your quick you can get em all in time to sell before 5pm so you can buy your first batch of seeds. 15 Parsnips, ~16 Beans, and ~10 Wild Seeds planted on the first day.
@DragonXRG5 жыл бұрын
ok enough DangerouslyFunny today, cant listen any more word now... already watched like 8-10 videos actually, have a nice day!
@michelvanderlinden83636 жыл бұрын
You missed a spot mate. The exploration part in Krobus' sewers. Lotsa fiber to be found there :P
@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth6 жыл бұрын
Dear DF, I hope you never run out of terrible ideas.
@charlotteisabellhieber58866 жыл бұрын
Do you know that there is a "Access all chests from everywhere" mod?? It lets you access all your chests from everywhere just like your backpack. Could be helpful to have for videos like this one
@pipanakakka6 жыл бұрын
>New file >wait 5000 years >tractor up everything How bout dah
@venturoes19126 жыл бұрын
5000 years would take too long
@pipanakakka6 жыл бұрын
@@venturoes1912 For a normal person yes, but we're talking about DF here
@venturoes19126 жыл бұрын
Truth actually u cant cuz u have to skip the days for the events to take place ye u could probably just set it to year 5000 straight away but the events that would have happened in that year wouldn't be there if u cheated for it cuz if u make it skip straight away to that year it just does the events from that day not the other days in the 5000 years
@eliakool72104 жыл бұрын
Itekki aina
@lostrawberryjimin6236 жыл бұрын
When you remove the log, you go up and you get *more* hardwood!!!
@GreenPenguin826 жыл бұрын
Get the chests everywhere mod. You can add stuff to your chest without actually having to go to the chest itself. It's a keystroke to access the chests from anywhere, including the mines. Then you can easily add stuff to your bin.
@Wings22best6 жыл бұрын
You one of the best voices ever made
@everything_nerdy35625 жыл бұрын
Dinosaur egg can’t soawn there because they only spawn in the northern most part of the map (Near Robins Carpenter shop). I know nobody will see this, but if you do I hope you have a very nice day!
@kimdove26826 жыл бұрын
I have a video idea. How much money you can you get if you sell all the stuff that you get for donating stuff to the museum.
@badgerlordpatrick64936 жыл бұрын
Another tip: mixed seeds, notice, are worth nothing at all if you just sell them.
@kristingillespie98264 жыл бұрын
dino eggs spawn in the mountains including the quarry excluding the railroad and can be foraged in the prehistoric levels of skull caverns
@victoriahowe56092 жыл бұрын
“hey who’s that?” “oh that’s the new farmer-“ the farmer: 🚜💨 🧍🏻♂️🥬 🏃🏻♂️ 🚜💨
@mirceacrafter13626 жыл бұрын
What if you filled the whole farm with sheds and filled the sheds with pots and then plant and harvest the crops? :)
@kappnriptide6 жыл бұрын
You forgot the bug swamp place in the sewers!
@cateraderer64355 жыл бұрын
R1PTID3 13 in year one or 170? In year one you wouldn’t have access to the big lair
@seankraus52466 жыл бұрын
Good vid. Next few a few graveyard keeper vids plz.
@WilliamLambertgamechanger4 жыл бұрын
I foun d a dinosaur egg within two years from just hoeing worms. I hoe worms every time and I hoed at Linus's tent.
@ratio10406 жыл бұрын
Clint really profits from your ideas and cant be the lonely sad creep for days
@KiraraLalaYT6 жыл бұрын
DF
@burnforburn6 жыл бұрын
The only thing he won't divorce (;
@Kamexe6 жыл бұрын
My tractor mod didnt work :(
@marinaasquith33426 жыл бұрын
You should try doing the value of each of the seasons
@aeli9994 жыл бұрын
"I never know what I do with my stuff" lol at least I'm not the only one
@farixguardian6 жыл бұрын
Was actually pretty satisfying
@endychicosaneth38126 жыл бұрын
discord faster than the notifications oof
@Elibones15 жыл бұрын
The reason that had a 0% chance of a Dino egg is because it would have fallen into the river
@TheCooperWhite6 жыл бұрын
Idea: How much is a meteorite farm worth
@xx_urmum.c3 жыл бұрын
Theory: Stardew valley is your after life. Why? Because, when your grandpa died you got depressed and considered going to the farm but on the way to pelican town your bus crashed and you died. Stardew valley is your after life, personal heaven, heaven, whatever you call it. That’s why you can “live forever”.
@O1NKery6 жыл бұрын
Hey look it's waldo
@TheRealRoSquid2 жыл бұрын
i got access to the secret woods on day one by using a chair to get around the log lol
@gabrielleb746 жыл бұрын
You Sir are a mad man.
@ash-qs5ln4 жыл бұрын
that part made me think of the most satisfying weird reddit '-'
@LuceLaska5 жыл бұрын
Mumps, in the same exact week I scored a dinosaur egg while fishing and then I dug one up from a worm spot. :P