THE Vampire Diaries Video

If the cast of Vampire Diaries see this please let them know I’m single, unless it’s Jeremy tell him I found peace
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S01E13 “The 14th Party of the Season” / jennynicholson
S06E05 “[Song Title]” / jennyenicholson
S04E22 “The Mummy vs. Frankenstein” / progamerjenny
Seasons 1-4 & Seasons 7-8 / spider_jewel
S03E19 “Vampire Fight!” / spiderjewel
S08E01 “A clipshow of all the adventures Bonnie had every time she was offscreen for the past 8 seasons” / jennynicholsonvids
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Chapter timestamps:
0:00 Intro
1:58 1) The Love Triangle
7:54 2) The Supporting Cast
11:12 3) The Lore
17:31 4) The Birth of Vampire Diaries
20:35 5) The Dating Tree
25:20 6) Magic Jewelry
28:15 7) China Beach
30:28 8) Product Placement
33:05 9) LJ Smith
38:14 10) Caroline's Singing Career
40:31 11) The Villains
51:08 12) Good & Evil Switch
56:04 13) Vampire & Human Switch
1:01:36 14) Dead & Alive Switch
1:04:30 15) Raising the Stakes
1:10:49 16) Characters I Hate
1:19:38 17) Good Stuff
1:23:41 18) The Video Game
1:31:43 19) The Clothes
1:33:52 20) The Vampire Diaries
1:35:50 21) Surprise
1:41:05 22) Elena Leaves
1:43:48 23) The Elena Problem
1:56:44 24) The Bonnie Problem
2:11:22 25) Where Are They Now
2:17:25 26) Missed Opportunities
2:24:52 Conclusion
Since I spent $3 to watch that clipshow retrospective I actually earned -$3 on this video.

[@lordnmaster2]

THE SERIES THAT BROUGHT WOMEN TO THE FRONT LINES

[@kateb6699]

AND SHOWED THE OTHER SIDE OF WAR

[@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674]

@@kateb6699 I N T H E M I R R O R O F M Y M I N D

[@YinYangAngel55]

And screaming tweens right behind them

[@johnemory7485]

It's like they never heard of M*A*S*H...

[@skeletonking4119]

Okay I hate the show seriously No offense or disrespect to the good lady here , but I must say she’s work pretty neat And **THIS** comment is the best!

[@angelkato1401]

Caroline's dad: Yes, I'm gay. Yes, I'm homophobic. We exist.

[@laurensahanna5826]

Well to be fair internalised homophobia does exist

[@frogg4711]

Blair white the transphobic trans person

[@donaldhysa4836]

@@frogg4711 lol are you serious?

[@laurensahanna5826]

@@donaldhysa4836 yes

[@frogg4711]

@@donaldhysa4836 she hates on every trans person who isn't as pretty as her. Did you see how she lied about the trans athelete to make her seen terrible and also mocked her looks

[@kindateia]

"What's this, there's something hidden under the Bonnie problem... OH MY GOD, I FOUND MY RACISM POST-IT" some of the best satirical moments ever perhaps

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

One of the highlights of the video, if not my favorite moment 😂 I think about it whenever VPD comes up

[@Nij4kh]

1:41:05 even better that there was foreshadowing… shes a master

[@kingam5721]

Yes my favourite momenť ;)

[@tinavanwey1308]

2:11:12 in case anyone else was having trouble finding it

[@zaydsalam6065]

Caroline's Dad dying by refusing to be figuratively gay one time is hilarious

[@melody8923]

"I can't, I'm just too STRAIGHT" gets me every time

[@arinasabirzanova1517]

ok i never watched the vampire diarrhea, but let me tell you that line got me iNtErEsTeD to the point where I would force a friend to watch and make me an unhinged summary #plus1vampirefan

[@MxSherwood]

​@@arinasabirzanova1517 the vampire diarrhea

[@celisewillis]

​@@MxSherwood the blackest of poops

[@oldstump1628]

Based and morality pilled.

[@tman83739]

This video is the most relevant China Beach has been in 30 years.

[@swordsmithing]

I hope Jenny's next video is about China Beach so bad.

[@alleycat231]

Or ever

[@Frannie2199]

@@swordsmithing how dare you hide this in a reply

[@swordsmithing]

@@Frannie2199 I don't think I can handle the moral responsibility of making this suggestion its own comment, thereby pressuring Jenny to actually sit through China Beach. I couldn't do that to a person.

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

how dare you, it's the show that put women on the front lines and showed the other side of war

[@Dumpknoedel]

Caroline's dad said "gay rights but only for me"

[@BARALover96]

Conservative white gays

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Woah. Ellen Degeneres.

[@katec708]

@@BARALover96 LMAOO

[@carydorse705]

Is it gay or homophobic?

[@chiefpurrfect8389]

Yeah, I don't know where they were going with that metaphor and I'm not sure they did either.

[@bjones6441]

no matter how many times I watch this, the comparison of Damon and Lightning Mqueen's line delivery cracks me the hell up

[@NeoConker626]

Can't unhear it 😂

[@natalier1144]

Stop DEFENDING me

[@kisookchang9686]

I always listen to this video in the background or to sleep so I’ve never actually watched some parts - I always thought that last clip was actually Damon LOL

[@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127]

every time

[@alicegreene7059]

this was my favourite too 😂😂😂

[@braelinvibbard5749]

“Her cop mom and jock boyfriend have to save her from her evil gay dad” Iconic.

[@Nickolanious]

Imagine your best friend calling the unexpected death of both of your parents a “blah phase”

[@secretname3897]

"ugh she's still talking about it omg it's been two weeks let it go already"

[@marreco6347]

"ah,you're being such a bitch, I miss when your parents were alive!"

[@kategaddis199]

@@secretname3897 Lilly Moscovitz says hi

[@Sarafimm2]

Imagine your best friend calling the unexpected arrival of vampires in your life a "blah (wait for it) blah phase".

[@no1legobatmanfan]

This is so funny to me

[@thelouisemonarchy5551]

The funniest thing about Caroline is that everyone thought she would die, but she stayed longer than the protagonist lol

[@PlsWaLuigiDomMe]

I was so young when I watched this show and I remember my sister was more into if so watched much longer than me and she was telling me the whole Bonnie's gay dad plot and I just responded "she's still alive?". I feel like that is one thing I will give vampire diaries credit for (even if they may have not meant to) they set Bonnie up as a character that is typically killed off quickly die and subverted that

[@witchflowers6942]

i always thought of her as the kinda shadow main character. I liked Elena fine but Caroline was easily my favourite. Elena was a blank slate for the fans to project on but Caroline was the person who seemed to have the most actual story, development and progression.

[@bookshelfhoney]

Caroline is surprisingly pretty cool/interesting, I love her as a bubbly positive vampire it's fun

[@marrg3894]

Let's not talk about Matt

[@rebeccamadsen4509]

The best line in the series: Stefan: caroline, you and I will never happen. 7 seasons later. Stefan: well damn 😅

[@Multi-Waves_Sketchbook]

I wish pizza vampire wasn't invited in and he just kept going on to be the pizza guy full time until a couple seasons later when pizza is ordered at that house again

[@siomhagormley]

By then he's already adapted to his job, so he settles down to live an honest life as a pizza delivery man.

[@Multi-Waves_Sketchbook]

@@siomhagormley #need

[@kuunt6065]

​@@siomhagormley eventually he is the CEO of a pizza megafranchise and is asked how he got started, then he remembers what happened

[@brkh96]

I would read/watch this story so hard

[@janeexcell1285]

I'm so glad she dug into that. I remember thinking how unrealistic that scene was as I watched it, but I never really thought through all the planning and stalking and pizza-guy killing and then delivery of the actual pizza that this villain went through to even get to the point where Jeremy would unrealistically invite him in. Hilarious. Also, of course it was Jeremy who would do that.

[@roseevans4101]

This show has some of the most “kids on the playground” energy ive ever heard of. “My vampire is stealing your vampires’s girlfriend.” “Oh yeah? Well my vampire just turned into a werewolf so he can kill your vampire” “No, my vampire was wearing the no-murder necklace made by the witch from high school.” “Well that witch just decided to give my werewolf vampire a switch that lets them be evil, so they can get rid of your vampire’s necklace.” “Nuh uh, the evil mermaids just kidnapped your witch.” **THE SERIES THAT BROUGHT WOMEN TO THE FRONT LINES-** “No, the local pta poisoned the water supply so now your mermaids are dying, thus freeing the witch.” “Well, what if the mermaids were just a ruse so that my SUPER vampires could sneak into town while your PTA wasnt looking.” “Well now your vampire was betrayed by the super vampires.” So on and so forth.

[@fossilfighters101]

you're so right

[@jeonghansupremacist4354]

"so if we are tracking the metaphor, caroline is figuratively gay and caroline's gay dad is figuratively homophobic" IM LOSING IT

[@HIDAN228]

I really do not think that they were having that in mind when making it

[@hadrianhexe9603]

@@HIDAN228 I thought that thats what they were going for. Like the constant talk of 'I can't change who i am' and The torture that literally mirrors conversion therapy

[@CJMGalaxy]

@@HIDAN228 it was very clearly intentional.

[@user-lg3yj2fz2j]

Dude yeah that “conversion therapy” part triggered me so much. It was so horrible

[@MrAlen6e]

I honestly didn't know how to feel when that episode came out, it was so clear what they were going for

[@avery1703]

"He goes from indiscriminately killing supporting characters to making soulful pencil-drawings of his favourite horse" is the kind of character development all villains should have.

[@blarg2429]

For an origin story it could go in reverse.

[@metallicakixtotalass]

I call it the "Arthur Morgan Special."

[@reaganbartels9993]

Klaus's character arc: 1) Indiscriminately killing supporting characters 2) Draws a horse for Caroline 3) Indiscriminately killing supporting characters 4) Opts to not kill Caroline's boyfriend 5) +1 Daughter 6) Opts to not help Damon torture a dying woman 7) Indiscriminately killing supporting characters but this time it's on The Originals 8) Therapist girlfriend dies 9) Fun father-daughter bonding over finger paints and murder 10) Dies

[@reaganbartels9993]

@Najawin who among us hasn't convinced our children to torture their exes to alleviate magical bloodlust?

[@trapfort]

I almost did a spit take when I saw that drawing.

[@natashaparham2430]

I'm a black woman, was a teen watching vampire diaries and fell in love with show. Bonnie of course was my fave, and loved seeing someone like me as a strong witch. However, I did wonder why Bonnie and Damon never happened, actually wondered why Bonnie was either not on screen or every relationship she had was a failure or they died. Now that i'm older (still watching vampire diaries till this day) and I understood why and what happened to kat graham, really makes me sad. They didn't give her character what she deserved smh

[@ilanaf8406]

She was such a hit and miss character, they could have done so so much with her and it always made be angry that every time they didn't know what to do they just killed her or some family of hers and sent her off screen

[@baintreachas]

At least there’s other vampire dating shows, like True Bl- … wait.

[@natashaparham2430]

@@baintreachas What does True Blood have to do with what i'm addressing? LOL.. Did we watch the same show, or is Kat Graham in True Blood?

[@francescapatti2934]

Same (except Im white so I will not pretend that it affected me the same way of course) but Bonnie was literally one of the few characters I did like. I loved her style and personality (as it was a lot closer to me than Elena), I loved that she was a witch and was super powerful. And she actually had good chemistry with Daemon, way better (imo) than Elena. I dont HATE Elena at all of course, but Bonnie feels more like an actual person.

[@baintreachas]

@@natashaparham2430 the Black female character in that show was also underrated and done dirty

[@hardcorechapstick]

Absolutely underrated part of this comfort video is the VIDEO GAME SECTION. Everything about it sends me every time. Jenny calling it a “depression simulator” will never not kill me.

[@owenleal]

That game reminds me of one of those DVD Rom games from the early 2000s where the game is embedded on the DVD of whatever movie and it is only playable once you insert the disc into your laptop.

[@Goodbutevilgenius]

But she called it an oppression simulator...

[@munstify]

Jenny's "Oh no! I need a lot of money!" always makes me laugh even if I'm drifting off to sleep. Also "Oh my God, I know that! I know that!!"

[@EvilLisaEvillisa]

@@Goodbutevilgenius No? Captions say depression.

[@Goodbutevilgenius]

@@EvilLisaEvillisa I don't know what captions you're looking at, but the English one (not auto-generated) says "oppression".

[@luizamor4503]

i love that they're like "i've been 17 for hundreds of years" while looking like they're 33

[@tereselindblom6494]

"I became a vampire when I was 16. Wich is why I always look 16. In those days, of course, life was though for a 16-year-old."

[@nemo-zl1vm]

@@tereselindblom6494 Loved that line. WWDITS is a treasure.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

If I saw those guys claiming to be 17, I might also ask them "how long have you been 17" but for more catty reasons.

[@nyx8633]

@@pentelegomenon1175 lmfao 😭

[@zoemoranaliao]

@@pentelegomenon1175 lmaoo fr fr

[@bomatcourier]

The phrase "I Bing'd it" has such a vile energy to it

[@zoewich6564]

Read this as 'I binged it' at first lol

[@leilaniz5909]

You realize...google is a disgusting beast and monopoly that made you feel that way

[@Star-pl1xs]

@@leilaniz5909 and it works better than bing on every conceivable front

[@ihavetwofaces]

"I Bing'd it on my T-Mobile HotSpot which works here in a dank cave where cell service can't possibly reach."

[@SchulzEricT]

I "bing'd" it means you sarcastically mocked something.

[@jasmineindoors]

Crying uncontrollably when the crow comes back in the finale is so real

[@jordanaureliajoy9491]

Bro never watched the show, but I find this video comforting as hell so I probably go back to it every few months. And I literally get emo every time over it 😂 🐦‍⬛

[@DamienGribbon]

After discovering Jenny's review of the Star Wars hotel, I've started bingeing her other stuff. It's fecking genius. I'm stunned no one is hiring her as a contractor to sort out their story issues.

[@LadyofGreen99]

Bro me too! I had no idea of her other stuff, it's so good!

[@AerynKDesigns]

fear, mostly.

[@Trillyana]

I feel like if she did that to something I made I'd just feel inadequate and that the entire thing needs to be started over from scratch

[@merzysofia]

You forgot the hilarious fact that Stefan and Damon's actors now sell bourbon together

[@Brandiwell]

I love knowing this now. X3 Not sure why it seems so hilarious to me, but it does. Thank you.

[@ashikjaman1940]

That's so specific I love it

[@amandanoriega9618]

and it’s called brothers bourbon which i find kinda cute

[@Brandiwell]

I now want to imagine them sipping the deep red liquid from fancy glasses and playing up the blood angle to the max. XD

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

A better love story than Vampire Diaries.

[@alexdawson5293]

As a non American, Vampire Diaries made me think American schools had dances every few days

[@Author.Noelle.Alexandria]

Small towns might have them more. I went to high school in a small town that had them so often that we didn’t usually bother dressing up for most of them, only we have to call them “parties” since calling them “dances” was too sexual. Yeah. One of those towns.

[@slightlyoffensivedadjokes]

like the top reply, it's definitely a lot more with the south in the US. dances are a big deal, ask any Texan about their school prom. I'm from Chicago and they're really not a big deal up here, it's just a red state thing ig

[@tvds8350]

XD I wish, jkjk parties are just socially awkward.

[@tvds8350]

@@slightlyoffensivedadjokes Yeah def, I live in the North, and we have one like once a year if that.

[@amandajacobs57]

We had a homecoming, what's called a "sockhop", a Sadie Hawkins dance, and a prom. This was every year.

[@antoniapineiro7124]

I love how Jenny sets up the huge emotional and dramatic stakes of the moment near the end where Bonnie figures out how to end the spell and when Elena wakes up and sees her there and asks her how she did it, Bonnie just has this casual "It was super easy. Barely an inconvenience!" energy when answering her. Watching a Jenny Nicholson video is an unparalleled experience.

[@StarWarsomania]

Wow wow wow... ... ...wow.

[@Kat-gp6gj]

Breaking unbreakable spells is tight!

[@adams3627]

I gotta say, having one of your most powerful villains set up an apparently no-win scenario for your heroes, only to have one of your heroes fix it in a single line of dialogue that amounts to "lol I just leveled up I guess" is a pretty ballsy move.

[@gracieofgod8899]

Don’t forget, Jenny made a pitch meeting video before it was cool.

[@fireafire]

A summary of this video: *NOOOOO! JENNA!* 🎶Through the mirror of my mind~🎶

[@edelette6529]

THE SERIES THAT BROUGHT WOMEN TO THE FRONTLINE

[@roseevans4101]

IM A RIPPER. RIPPERS DONT STOP

[@emerson3323]

damen looks like how i imagine onision imagines himself

[@katherinedenny8622]

I CHOKED NO THIS IS SO TRUE

[@Dinomater_]

NOOO I HATE HOW TRUE THIS IS

[@mony.mp4]

this is SENDING ME

[@SilverMoon459]

OMG TRUE

[@benjaminwilliams8030]

Underrated comment

[@AishaBTorres]

i feel like i just graduated with a masters degree in vampire diaries after watching this

[@beautyengineer2198]

accurate!

[@hanssprungfeld8487]

You must be from California

[@AishaBTorres]

@@hanssprungfeld8487 uh no? the fuck

[@caelmack]

At the very least, a BA

[@heatherduke3207]

Fr

[@Cepheus773]

"Your existential dread was right Elena, the things that matter to you emotionally and brought you joy, ARE trivial in the face of giant, world ending problems that plague you constantly." My therapist after my card declines:

[@katiesimons4084]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the "household soap dish" at 27:47! Like, who has that many bars of soap...? Just like, in your bathroom at all times? I count 6 visible unique bars of soap, and that soap dish is deep enough to hide at least 6 more!

[@ohshit4860]

I'm pretty sure it's a grandma thing, but idk

[@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist]

Damon is just Extra like that though, lol. He has like, the fanciest bathroom in the world and he glories in it. It makes sense to me that he would also want 12 different scented soaps haha.

[@cooperthedude]

jenny: VPD means VamPire Diaries my simple brain: Vampire Police Department

[@mentallyunstable1926]

this is like when i see jfc and i think john f cennedy

[@jorgeluz9560]

Vampire Police Department? I'd watch that show.

[@ironicallynice]

Write that show.

[@morganqorishchi8181]

I would watch every episode of Vampire Police Department with near-religious devotion and loyalty.

[@CrystalWilliamsBrownArt]

I am already a fan of this imaginary show. Someone please make Vampire Police Department happen.

[@katec708]

The girls confessing their love for each other then exploding in a fiery blaze 2 seconds later has me HOWLING

[@rampagingFurniture]

presumably they both go to turbo hell afterwards

[@katec708]

@@rampagingFurniture we can only hope, those filthy sinners!!

[@littlemau1360]

This show might take the crown from SPN for homophobic gays

[@marvelousTUD]

NOT Turbo Hell!

[@RideAPigProduction]

thats the kind of representation we want 😤😤😤

[@crocodillax]

I'm a RIPPER! A ripper doesn't STOP

[@mythandmayhem1134]

It’s funnier if I don’t explain the basketball countdown

[@erikm8373]

As someone with ADHD, whenever a series includes mind control, I always wonder if I could, for example, just pay a vampire to compel me to study for exams or get started on projects. If yes, they can just take my blood in exchange for never needing medication again, I'll probably forget anyway. If not, it's very funny to imagine a vampire getting frustrated because they keep trying to compel me to do their dirty work and I keep insisting I'll get around to it but they didn't explain it very well and I got nervous about screwing up and started procrastinating.

[@bee_doug]

This is absolutely genius. I would 100% pay a vampire in my blood if I meant I could actually accomplish things for once.

[@eleanorellis7776]

OMFG I THINK THIS ALL THE TIME LMAO and also I'm a recovering addict and I used to imagine what if they just compelled me to not be an addict anymore pls :'(

[@mlp_firewind8129]

At this point I feel like “The CW” is a genre unto itself

[@nn6404]

Sorta like how Disney is its own genre. Weird but you're totally right.

[@washedblue]

nonsensical, painfully melodramatic, questionable and inconsistent writing, trope-filled, refuses to end, and every single character's actor is conventionally good-looking but only 5/10 are actually good at acting bc they aren't just models the producers falsely promised a career to? we love to see it

[@juanmanuelmoramontes3883]

@@washedblue Same happens with the music world, the reality is that you only need a catching asset and that's enough for an audience, entertainment sadly or not isn't something to get philosophical lectures and deep intel from.

[@thomasraines1396]

@@washedblue yeah that’s basically it.

[@AdmiralBonetoPick]

Back in the 1930s-1950s, every Hollywood studio had what was known as its own "house style", because each studio cranked out over 40 movies per year, mostly with the same slate of actors, directors and writers under contract. By the 1960s, the studios mostly distributed independently produced films, so no longer had a distinct house style anymore (except for Disney which was still producing every film in-house in those days). I've seen the modern Hallmark Channel compared to old Hollywood, in that they likewise produce about 40 films per year, all using the same production company, and a slate of recurring actors, and most of the movies have the same style.

[@clottedscream]

I’d love to see a vampire romance where the vampire tells his lover that she looks exactly like his wife from a century ago and then he shows her a picture of his dead wife and she just looks fucking nothing like her

[@adhdweirdo4314]

10/10 comment

[@amartyakejora5451]

Lmao, like kind of a Taika Waititi comedy about immortal vampires with shit memory. They act like they're world-weary, wise and have seen everything first-hand but in fact every single smug recounting of historical & personal events are like wildly inaccurate. Show flashes back to the vamps in the 1700s or whatever then cuts to present day where they make the exact same mistakes over again bc none of em can retain a single life lesson over the centuries.

[@Killroy007]

@@amartyakejora5451 honest to god it would even make SENSE! It would play into the "unchangeability" of a vampire as new memories would mean the brain changes

[@Rosie-co9wb]

That is more or less the witch subplot from what we do in the shadows

[@cam4636]

@@Killroy007 I mean that's kind of a theme in Dracula, played straight--the fact that he's learning and changing freaks out the guy who knows about vampires because vampires aren't supposed to be able to do all that, so Drac is a much bigger threat

[@Lucy-ce8ec]

It doesn't matter how much I watch this video, 'Locked in a cage for a really long time' is always gonna make me crease

[@cthrugrl]

it's so hard having Vampire Personality Disorder

[@HBMmaster]

THE SERIES THAT BROUGHT WOMEN T-

[@vincentraitt5697]

cute fraud

[@11FBA11]

This was the funniest part. I cracked up everytime they cut to China Beach.

[@Gafafsg]

ITS THE MAN-

[@benjaminwilliams8030]

Jan Misali?!?

[@remyremington2505]

Oh my gosh it’s Jan Misali

[@tinyetoile5503]

Honestly the whole "people will notice they're not aging" thing only works if you stay in the same place for like, 15+ years? Plenty of time to raise a child. You can just say you have a good skincare routine. It's so weird when vampire media has them moving like, every other year because "people noticed I wasn't aging" like dude it's been A YEAR and age is a GRADUAL CHANGE that is VERY HARD TO NOTICE AS IT HAPPENS

[@JennyNicholson]

Like even if they're suspicious what are they gonna do about it lol if you live anywhere but this one racist town in virginia that believes in vampires no one would even think of calling you one

[@SimonBuchanNz]

Everyone keeps talking about how Tom Cruise or whoever hasn't aged, they don't start taking about burning him at the stake. Maybe they just got bored of making up bullshit skincare routines.

[@thanatoast]

Like, just say you're addicted to botox and you just don't like talking about it.

[@queenoffabulous2156]

Put small streaks of grey in your hair what are they gonna do tell everyone you have a youthful face

[@SimonBuchanNz]

If we're generous and assume that they actually look 17 in-universe and are pretending to be 17 then sure, but why would you? Say you're graduated and just look young. Going to school for the rest of your life is a hell of a disturbing lifestyle choice, come to think of it.

[@salmon-stan]

This whole video is insane, but “Killed by the Village People” has to be my limit 😭 Isobel legitimately sounds like text-to-speech.

[@milog6880]

i need jenny to do this with supernatural. it would be like five hours and i would watch every second

[@hhotdonnaa]

I’d kill to hear her talk about Jared padaleki for even a moment because there’s a lot of real estate there for some witty opinions hahah

[@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell]

she did a ramble on her patreon where she pretended to be an expert on the show and recap it season by season with nothing to go on but the promo images

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

As someone who watched SPN and still has War Flashbacks to when I was deep in the paint, I would never wish that upon her 😂

[@mousasha-]

@@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhellstill my favorite video she's ever done. worth the patreon $ alone

[@corleoneana]

PLEASE

[@maddiep1389]

scariest thing about this vampire diaries video is never knowing when china beach is going to appear

[@StarWarsomania]

“Through the mirror of my mind…”

[@JasonToddsThighs]

If you've watched it enough times, it becomes less stressful and much more fun to anticipate :P

[@tofuontoast45]

“THE SERIES THAT BROUGHT WOMEN TO THE FRONTLINE!!!”

[@broomhilder]

“And dared to show the OTHER side of war”

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

Not really. It's whenever the clip she's showing is clearly the scene before a commercial break.

[@YuKheThai]

"Chill myself?" "What is that stoner talk?" This show deserves an Emmy. Whatever they're paying the 80 year old man who wrote that line, it isn't enough.

[@samir6047]

can you blame her, he was smoking the devil's lettuce.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

800 year old man. They got A real vampire and he's terrible at his job

[@MrsMcTaco]

This comment makes me laugh every time I rewatch this video, which is too often

[@marvellousmocha1386]

@@PanAndScanBuddy If I was an 800 year old vampire writing for a tv show about vampires I too would be bad at my job, on purpose. For my own amusement.

[@CJ-iv1zo]

Im so glad you talked about Caroline’s dad plotline. I was always so confused as to why they made that choice. The literally SOLE gay character on the show promoting conversion therapy was CRAZY

[@alexwyatt2911]

He must have been a Republican.

[@caseyradli8000]

Rewatching this and I still laughed SO HARD when Tyler’s mom said “oh a compliment ☺️I think I’ll fall over” cut to her being FLOWN off a staircase. Very rarely do I laugh that hard from KZbin videos anymore

[@Annie-br2uh]

enzo: *is locked in a cage* the song: *LoCkEd iN a cAgE*

[@eyesack2007]

@@joshroehl6098 Go fuck yourself

[@greenyawgmoth]

Despite all his rage?

[@rhonab6698]

Did anyone else get visceral flashbacks to Beastly and the super literal pop music over scenes in that too 😂

[@lulucool45]

@@rhonab6698 yes! FAALLING IN LOOVE...

[@TheSongwritingCat]

@@rhonab6698 I think that was just something we did in the early 2000s. I'm suddenly remembering it from Charmed and Bones and all kinds of shows. I didn't question it at the time of fan-made music video tributes.

[@languidlandscapelad2239]

The line "Relax, I'm gay AND your brother" enters my mind completely unprompted often

[@alexwyatt2911]

I often think about Jenny saying that verbena smells like celery that’s mad at you. The first time I heard that, I laughed so hard that I couldn’t breathe.

[@aliendeathrocker]

As a queer dude, I'm tempted to start using that line on my sisters, unprompted and out of nowhere, just for fun.

[@panadocoughsyrup]

@@aliendeathrockerI think you should do it everytime they ask you any question. “Did you do the laundry?” “I’m gay AND your BROTHER”

[@javierlopez9789]

​@@panadocoughsyrupi wish i was gay just to say that every time someone asks me something

[@panadocoughsyrup]

@@javierlopez9789 I’m a bisexual man, so I almost get ownership of that phrase, but not quite. God could’ve added a little more spice to my sexuality but noooooo now I’ll never get to say it.

[@exhaustedeloise]

since everyone is commenting their favourite lines from this video that pop into your head randomly, the british guy doing an american accent part makes me laugh every time. the nasally way he says ‘yurr farthurr’ is so fucking funny

[@thelexicon7294]

+1 to this. Everything about his alien cadence lives in my head year-round.

[@beep3225]

Your father 🤖

[@GrimzyShake]

Welp. As soon as this masterpiece of a video left my memory loop, I saw, checked out from the library, sitting in my mom’s desk, a copy of…. China beach. And now I’m back.

[@Riverr5]

The show brings women to the front line and back to this video.

[@PixiePoms]

The whole "a vampire can't go into a house without being invited' thing, would have done Bella some good, with Edward coming into her room and watching her sleep

[@lolaBee9]

Seriously! Why do we just ignore how creepy that is?!

[@jakek1735]

True Blood also used this piece of lore and I enjoyed that. Especially when people would have to say the line "I rescind my invitation" as angrily and dramatically as possible, and then the vampire would involuntarily run out of the house at Flash speed. Also, it's funny that they deliberately threw out other very common pieces of vampire lore - garlic doesn't affect them, crosses don't affect them, I think you can still see them in mirrors IIRC, etc. - yet kept THAT, of all things.

[@doubletrouble5448]

Plus in the first book Edward was 104 years old and Bella was 17 That’s an 87 year age gap. That’s getting a yikes from me

[@CatRoxy86]

@@doubletrouble5448 I mean, Klaroline has a waaaay bigger age gap…

[@paisleesheppard5629]

@@doubletrouble5448 true, but Friendly Space Ninja points out a tiny gem: vampires no longer age, physically _or_ mentally, after they've been turned. Imagine being 17 and thinking like you're 17 for the rest of forever. I remember being 17. I hope no-one else remembers me being 17. 😬🥴😅

[@TheNumnutRandomness]

Having the "Racism" post-it hidden beneath the "Bonnie" post-it was A+

[@RobinEmmaLee]

Genius

[@smurfette_blues7922]

It was genuinely incredible

[@adamwarlock1]

And...was that planned all along? With Jenny I could believe either way.

[@glowingandconfused]

Better set up and pay off than the actual show

[@haeblossoms]

​@@smurfette_blues7922p]]]]]]]]]ⁿ]]]]]]]]]]⁰]]]]]]]]]p]]]]]]]]]]]]]]p

[@janjanbinks1710]

"Every vampire media should feature Dracula" Agreed. Even the pay to win "choose your own adventure" mobile game that I play (it's a guilty pleasure) had Dracula. He was a fuckboy and you had to buy a microtransaction to have a one night stand with him, and he bones you on the ceiling lmao

[@toyotatacoma1616]

More media that isn’t about vampires should feature Dracula. Public domain is a wonderful thing, we don’t utilize it enough as a culture.

[@julien4305]

Drop the game title

[@janjanbinks1710]

@@julien4305 It's called "Choices" and the story I'm referencing is called "Bloodbound"

[@connorh8187]

the Very 2000s long sleeves with lace camis underneath are back in style again, just as jenny predicted.

[@TheProblem2025]

Thy Wheel of Fate turns ever to the dark.

[@MF-vc3vt]

honestly laughing here

[@mymunchness]

they’ve been in style for the past 3 years

[@lukeevans5427]

She leaves out the part where Bonnie is trapped alone in a prison world and eventually driven to suicide. The writers basically used her as a human punching bag.

[@eamhaledwith7075]

Seriously she deserved so much better

[@paavobergmann4920]

Bonnie is the best and has it worst.....some screws up...Bonnie rescues them, suffers, gets nothing...(repeat as necessary)

[@allegraanegra455]

But they always went running to her when things hit the fan. It was so crazy how when Elena lost her brother she was allowed to grieve and push it aside in such a horrible way doing bad things to people but when Bonnie lost her grams she had to help them out straight away and that happened anytime she was going through something.

[@paavobergmann4920]

@@allegraanegra455 Bonnie suffers and swallows so much. She is the true tragic hero. How she put up with the lot calling themselves her friends is beyond me. Me in her place? I would have turned them into toads at some point. Elena, my oh my..... No matter who or how or what Rebekka is/was, Elenas murder of her was pure evil.

[@aldricmartinez-olson7509]

I'm not implying anything,, but I feel like the storyline of the one main BIPOC character in these 2000s-early 2010s shows always has a relatively simple story.

[@travelsandbooks]

Have I ever seen The Vampire Diaries? No Am I going to watch this entire video? Yes, absolutely, unquestionably EDIT: the reason I commented this four days ago and the video is only a few hours old is that it has been up for Patreons since then :)

[@LeeannG]

Same! Haha

[@whatteamwildcats4033]

I know nothing about this topic, was actively put off by vampires for years during the craze, and am invested a massive sized helping of 0% into this story, and it's characters but I will nod along in agreement the entire time

[@ConnorNotyerbidness]

I havent seen almost any of the things she Ever talks about I still watch the hell out of it

[@noah-ld7up]

same LMAO

[@JackedThor-so]

Same here!

[@MainTopmastStaysail]

30:56 "I Binged it." Look, I know I'm watching a vampire show but my suspension of disbelief can only stretch so far.

[@shinyy5184]

"When properly assembled, this bell becomes like a... mystical super bell" 💀 who wrote this line

[@donqueshot2217]

"The writing style on the fan wiki is too beautiful to understand" is one of the kindest backhanded compliments I've ever heard.

[@MostlyMom]

This was the best way to say it. I started watching this show recently and I was trying to understand what was happening/going to happen, and I went to the wiki to try to understand... it somehow made it worse!

[@user-vl8ws4wd7o]

@@MostlyMom I'm deeply shocked that people are starting to watch this show now -- and yet I am very tempted to continue watching where I left off in the 11th grade

[@flawedsanity]

@@user-vl8ws4wd7o I think some people have started watching it so they can understand Legacies - except Legacies is somehow more convoluted

[@user-vl8ws4wd7o]

@@flawedsanity interesting! Thanks, I hasn't considered that

[@lauren_eb]

"i'm gay AND your brother" is probably the best expository dialogue i've ever heard

[@cam4636]

"Somehow, Palpatine has returned" is QUAKING

[@vicbetz9760]

“palpatine is gay AND your brother”

[@Halo-lg7rq]

@@vicbetz9760 I support you Palpatine

[@SteamPunkCatt]

@@vicbetz9760 that’s my new favourite sentence

[@freyjathehealer5559]

"Excuse me, I'm homeless, I'm Gay, I have AIDS and I'm new in town" Strong contender

[@ellels7236]

the setup and payoff of the racism post-it always get me, never gets old

[@omyyer]

"Nooo! Jenna!" "The series that brought women to the front line."

[@scarlettrg911]

also let’s talk about how bonnie was the personified version of the “strong black woman” stereotype. all the characters constantly relied on her for EVERYTHING and she was so tired but everyone insisted she be constantly strong even tho they’d all be dead without her.

[@allisonerickson3252]

Yes!!!

[@ninjabrown8560]

fuckin truuuuu they did bonnie so fucking dirty mannnnn,

[@Kelekona]

Also Magical Black Person trope

[@scarlettrg911]

@@Kelekona although i do agree with this, also, a lot of witchcraft was created by black people and so i feel like they tried to be as historically correct as possible by making bonnie and her ancestors black. but i do agree.

[@SupergirlFaisa]

@@scarlettrg911 sure though looking at how they dealt with other cultural topics i think your giving them a lot. I never watched the show in full (my sis did so ive seen the odd episode out of context) but i think people are a bit turned off that she had to be relied on for everything AND she didnt get a satisfying ending/story line. From what it sounds like if they had used her character better i dont think people would have mind that she had to help everyone else alot .. you know if they had given her something equally worthwhile to do.

[@idiotically-everything]

A bit late but as someone with ADHD. I wouldn't want to be a vampire. I can see myself putting off a meaningless task and being like "Oh yeah I've been trying to do that since the 1500s"

[@jadecasssie]

Dude same 🤣 ADHD makes life so much harder but it's not all bad. I look at it as a super power with drawbacks

[@muraalia]

I've never related to anything more than this comment

[@your_dad_on_vacation]

This needs to be a book series or a tv show

[@c3ru1ean41]

@Agent Bubble i think it’s very perspective heavy. my friend with autism + adhd always tells me (adhd + depression) that my adhd makes me who i am and he likes me the way i am, but i would definitely get rid of it if i could. like okay yes, sometimes if i’m really interested in something, i can do amazing things with my super-concentrative power but it sucks 99% of the time💀i would throw away this smoothbrain shit immediately if i could lmao

[@tentaseusse6475]

@Agent Bubble Part of it comes with learning how to discipline and be yourself w an adhd mind, in mind. It's easy for me to turn some boring tasks into a game or an opportunity to just hangout in my own head. I've also found that people find me kinda interesting, since I naturally have a different way of verbalizing thoughts. Obviously the other sides of those coins is that I can forget to self care when I'm toiling away, and people can also find me very intense. It's all about perspective. It's hard to view it positively all of the time tho 😕

[@tackyliberalartsgirl9430]

this is still my comfort video and jenny's acapella rendition of the china beach commercial is my new favorite moment

[@Jake-wi1rw]

✨in the mirror of my mind✨

[@staceysciarra689]

Lmaooooo I'm so weak, at about and hour and a half "she's trying to look intimidating but she just looks like she forgot pants" 💀😭

[@TrumpetFreak56]

My favorite "Being Bonnie is a thankless job" moment is in season one, when Elena and Bonnie are kidnapped, and while the baddies let Elena lounge on the bed in the motel room, Bonnie is stuffed in the bathtub.

[@annabeatrizzimmermann7708]

Or that time on season two when she "died" and had to hang on the truck of Daemon's car for who knows how long pretending to be dead, like... yikes lmao

[@Courtney_Blake]

@@annabeatrizzimmermann7708 OK hold up what are you talking about? Season 2 what episode?

[@moni-in-mini7471]

@@Courtney_BlakeIt was episode 18 “the last dance” I don’t actually remember this episode lol, but the wiki says “Bonnie fakes her death in order to protect Elena. Damon was the only one aware of Bonnie's plan to fake her death, both because the others would have objected if they found out the truth, and because they needed everyone to believe it in order to properly convince Klaus that she was really dead.”

[@Courtney_Blake]

@@moni-in-mini7471 Thank you! You're right lmao it was when Klaus came to town in an "Alaric suit" & Bonnie fought him off at the decade dance. She had to pretend to be dead lol!

[@pinklight]

"So it won't work if you get hit by a bus, but it WILL work if a vampire is driving the bus" sent me to the Other Side.

[@francescapatti2934]

Dw I got a mummy hand!

[@tesserarius5899]

I actually love that. It feels like the sort of specific wording that a genie could get behind. The magic works if you're killed by a supernatural being, it's that simple

[@ashikjaman1940]

This is like Yu-Gi-Oh's "send to the graveyard" instead of "destroy" lmao

[@gothmomfriend]

@@tesserarius5899 it does feel exactly like genie logic, but dont say it too loud or the producers will come back for another spinoff.

[@flakemud2918]

Would it work if a vampire compelled a bus driver to get into an accident?

[@KJ-td5gt]

Every time I see Jenny aggressively pointing at the board in the thumbnail I hear her snapping her pointer and saying "MY ENZO TANGENT."

[@CrystalLovesChrist]

Thank you for addressing the disgusting bias towards Bonnie’s character. Kat Graham (the actress for Bonnie) was the most talented actress and even musician of the entire cast and she herself expressed how incredibly disappointing and demeaning it felt to play a character who wasn’t even a priority, though she presented as a main character Edit: also, Julie Plec was incredibly racist to Kat Graham, the actress who played Bonnie, so you might want to unstan her🥴

[@natashaparham2430]

Definitely need to unstan Julie Plec

[@panadocoughsyrup]

Hold, never watched vampire diaries, which one is Julie Plec?

[@cosmicmysteryy]

@@panadocoughsyrupshe’s one of the main writers for the show!!!

[@panadocoughsyrup]

@@cosmicmysteryy Oh jeez. What did she do to Bonnie actress? (I don’t know why I care lmao but STILL I GOTTA KNOW)

[@wuschelfloke7690]

​@@panadocoughsyrup I don't know much. But I think at some point she desperately tried to fire Kat for unknown reasons and only stopped after Damon's actor threatened to leave as well.

[@CL12356]

I wished you had talked about how every vampire murder is just written off as a cougar/bear attack. My friend and I joked about a 'lost episode' where the National Wildlife Federation comes to Mystic Falls to investigate why they have a 50,000% higher wildlife-related death rate compared to every county in the entire world. Damon would fake alliance with them, and Bonnie would make up a new ability to save the day, of course.

[@ThreadBomb]

Lol, underrated comment.

[@MegaJotie]

Every murder in a teenage vampire series is a cougar attack, in some sense, no?

[@Rodanguirus]

@@MegaJotie Well done, sir or madam!

[@masterplusmargarita]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer does a similar thing where supernatural deaths are written off as either "feral dogs" or "gangs on PCP". Why the feds haven't rolled into town to stop the PCP gang murdering at least four people a week is anyone's guess.

[@zadrenas]

@@masterplusmargarita At least in Buffy, they make it obvious that the authorities know about vamps and are keeping them under wraps.

[@pink_waffle]

Every time Jenny calls The Vampire Diaries "VPD" I can't help but think of it as Vampire Personality Disorder

[@JasonToddsThighs]

Underrated comment 💀

[@ellw7830]

im thinking vampire police department lmaooo

[@lauraj4001]

I mean, if she just called it "The VD" that would be worse 😬

[@icantthinkofacoolname1308]

Vampire police department

[@applemask]

@@lauraj4001 If strangely appropriate for some reason

[@lolaandjoe123]

"It's better than Buffy" I will not fall for the bait... I will not fall for the bait... I will not...

[@hhotdonnaa]

As a costumer, I personally take offense to the clothes and thank you SO MUCH for calling out the importance of GOOD costuming hahaha

[@deanhart375]

“Genres have tropes” *Addison Cain has entered the chat*

[@DillonExner]

WITH PREJUDICE!

[@alex0589]

R E T U R N T H E W I T C H

[@tarvalon8965]

Jenny Nicholson is a M E N A C E!

[@tremolo2109]

I'm losing to a bird!

[@mawa6891]

" T O W H O M I T M A Y C O N C E R N "

[@daisymoon4004]

Purely liking for the transition from Bonnie saying "this year is gonna be kickass" to Elena having multiple mental breakdowns and witnessing the deaths of EVERYONE she loves....magical

[@oldaccount7370]

Start of 2020 Vs actual 2020 energy

[@Sheriff_Bruce_Lee]

"Nice Work Bonnie" is the new "Thanks Obama"

[@kourya1110]

Jeremys death scene she showed was by far the funniest

[@rizz9813]

I'm purely liking for the China Beach ad break (especially during eternal flame and the charred corpse at 40:20)

[@KB-nz6bv]

@@oldaccount7370 😂😫 so true we all cried like Elena this year

[@portobeIIa]

as someone who was in middleschool while all of these teen shows were airing, I felt like the most uncool, boring kid because I never watched any of them and only knew them by name. It's been a healing experience to find out every single show I thought was the cool edgy teen show of my time (pretty little liars, the originals, glee, gossip girl, lost) are all in reality incredibly ridiculous and I wasn't missing a thing

[@itpatritia]

As someone who was also in middle school when these shows came out and felt like the boring kid for a long time before succumbing to the peer pressure, I can guarantee you that it really feels different when you experience them as a dumb pre-teen. And even now as a rational pre adult the nostalgia I just got from reading some of the shows you just quoted (you forgot teen wolf btw) makes me wanna go back to thirteen all over again

[@portobeIIa]

@@itpatritia oh im sure they are priceless in entertainment value, even if i watched them for the first time as a engineering student lol. but i certainly had a very skewed idea of what they were like, i thought all of them were this deep tight knit plot, hunger games level of writing and message, like with every new villain you would actually sit tight and tense up thinking what could happen, basically i never thought they were allowed to be campy and fun lol (here be the consequenses of being raised by a very "only black and white movie are good" dad. i grew up on charles chaplin and the lost fucking horizon, it was as a boring to a elementary school child as it sounds!!!) also omg definetly teen wolf and shadowhunters, i was the weird wolf kid and i used to think their werewolves were so ugly LOL considering my now love for werewolves i might check it out and see all the teen angst and cheese for myself

[@rowanB6074]

I don't think lost really deserves this list tbh. It's actually really good especially the first 3 seasons

[@chloebutler8438]

as a current teen it’s kind of incredible to me that glee was once considered a “cool teen” show 😭 rn i feel like it’s exclusively something online theater kids watch (and even then not really)

[@holmboy]

"Take naps, kill the devil, get a boyfriend" needs to be on a coffee mug or something

[@MrTophatter]

Or take naps, get a boyfriend, the devil.. is your boyfriend.

[@eKarly]

“Take naps. Get a boyfriend. Your boyfriend is the devil. Better the devil than single am I right ladies?” Jenny this video is a masterpiece you deserve an Oscar

[@jackrussel999]

Absolutely. That, the blood beverage, the outfit changes, the spider moving and staring into our souls. China Beach!

[@relativelypositive]

Jenny, please put "Better the devil than single am I right ladies?" on your next merch line 😂😂🙌

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@@jackrussel999 *_The spider moving"_* OMG I KNEW IT! Finally someone acknowledges that I'm not just a paranoid arachnophobe! 😭

[@Tazzie1312]

Wait... an epilogue of a CW show where a brother dies... and the other grows old with a wife... and then they're reunited in heaven... did Stefan's car go to heaven too?

[@waterlemonandfriends]

Depends, is it gay in Spanish?

[@DigiCount]

It sure did, we see his bestie with it in the finale, which is funny but also sad since we also saw how it "died" earlier in the series

[@emclaire7027]

Homophobic gay dad was sent to superhell

[@TheSlipperyNUwUdle]

I can only imagine what it’s like to read this comment and the replies with zero context.

[@MyScorpion42]

@@TheSlipperyNUwUdle it's a wild ride, I can tell you

[@andypinette9178]

Its such a shame they didnt explore Bonnie and Damien further, especially since we could have watched Damien grapple with the fact that hes in love with someone completely unrelated to Katherine for for the first time

[@oldstump1628]

And it would actually be interesting to see him grapple with how bastardized the politics of the civil war became after the north and south both ran propaganda campaigns.

[@baintreachas]

Something about the matter of fact acknowledgment that his attraction is based on “being related to Katherine” gets me

[@alexdh2001]

this video spawned a whole new youtube subgenre i feel like i witnessed a historical event by seeing it when it first dropped

[@TheDanteEX]

This video is long enough to be nominated for an Academy Award. Just saying.

[@brees3]

Only if China Beach is nominated for a supporting role.

[@thefischdeo]

"There are many reasons why you should consider giving _THE Vampire Diaries Video_ your vote for Best Motion Picture and I have structured them . . . into a numbered list."

[@Bluelink13]

I mean, getting to 40 minutes is not the problem, the real issue is renting a theatre in New York or LA to screen it for an entire week. After that, let the campaigning begin

[@igamewhenimbored7696]

Wait how did you comment four days ago if this video was posted 2 hours ago Am I going crazy What

[@Bluelink13]

@@igamewhenimbored7696 The video was uploaded a few days ago, but was inly up in some countries due to copyright shenanigans Jenny documented on Twitter

[@bunnieseatliverspots]

“You need to chill yourself.” “What is that, stoner talk?”

[@LukeAMitchell]

Visible cringe

[@islandboy4445]

I thought he said "kill" and I was like WHOA-HO-HO THERE

[@damgedroses]

I had to stop the video and take a walk around the house, then I laughed

[@Mngalahad]

But tristan you MUST chill!

[@LukeAMitchell]

@@Mngalahad I see you are a man of culture 😂

[@melodiousmooose5301]

Coming back to this during my busy season at work is making me realize how much of a BOP that ending credit song for the video game is 😂

[@christinahermansen5049]

Every month or so it occurs to me that Jenny not only made THIS MASTERPIECE but also did all the voices in Friendship is Witchcraft! Like it breaks my brain that she was like my whole life for a year of middle school, then like 6 years later I found this video and she is now my favorite creator on youtube again.

[@ClintonMatos]

The China Beach joke gets funnier every time.

[@jaceyking5015]

I was really hoping for one more China Beach at the end there.

[@benjaminwilliams8030]

🎶 in the mirror of my mind 🎶

[@Krissi076]

I didn’t see it coming with Elijah. And that made me laugh even more.

[@missbuda]

In Iowa he’s your brother

[@vinceradical8910]

@@missbuda "out here hes just another line of shitty dialogue"

[@slippinjenny7410]

2:02:30 If you think about the characters in universe saying it all the time, it kinda makes you wonder why Bonnie and Damien would feel the need to constantly reaffirm that they're just friends, which is interesting in itself.

[@CatchyFox360]

Jenny: VPD me: Vampire Personality Disorder

[@fossilfighters101]

+

[@elizabethrodriguez9544]

Both Ian Somerhalder and Kat Graham have said in interviews that they repeatedly asked writers and producers to allow Damon and Bonnie to have an endgame romantic relationship. Of course they were always denied.

[@airshow406]

It makes me weirdly happy to know the guy I only know from Lost had his co-worker’s back like this on another show I’ve never seen.

[@Kizamo]

I wish they ended up together. They had so much chemistry.

[@tvds8350]

@@Kizamo As much as I love Delena, Bamon would have been power duo.

[@lindamukarakate7511]

I disagree. they had an amazing friendship and such good friend chemistry. it would also be annoying if everyone dated everyone like guys and girls can't just be friends

[@Kaitlyn__Gloor]

@@Kizamo But Enzo 🥺

[@Bronnybronny]

They did Bonnie dirty. She could have been the best character - but they just made her a problem solver who’s always getting her heart broken.

[@outlinedinmusic]

Bonnie was the best character wdym?? The fact that she was so powerful and sacrificed her happiness and literal LIFE every time was so heartbreaking. Kat played her so well and her emotions were so raw.

[@wenia9235]

And she still is the best character

[@harshasewlani5312]

They did almost every poc dirty, tyler technically isn't poc for some reason, but Michael Trevino was done dirty, same with Marcel in the originals and so on

[@outlinedinmusic]

@@harshasewlani5312 yeah, definitely my biggest qualm with the show is the lack of representation and when POC and LGBTQ+ characters were introduced they always got the short end of the stick :/

[@lanietalk]

I thought Bonnie WAS the best character. She was selfless and not doing dumb things to constantly ruin the plan. She was my favorite

[@foreveranimated92]

The first time I watched this video was also the day I made beef bourguignon for the first time. It's a meal that takes about three hours to make. I loved the experience so much that now, every January whenever it snows or gets really cold, I make beef bourguignon and watch this same Jenny Nicholson video. This is the fourth year that I've done this, so it's pretty much a tradition at this point. Thanks Jenny!

[@Mel-jr5cz]

do you guys think she moved enough G Fuel before her contract ended

[@Stuffystufferfield]

“readily available womb” is the worst line ive ever heard

[@Lerraunt]

Lizzie had to get her unerring ability to swallow her own foot from somewhere.

[@itsthemintbunny]

Nod nod

[@panadocoughsyrup]

I don’t recommend reading the handmaids tale in that case

[@SelfPortraitRedWallpaper32489]

Sounds like it's from an a/b/o fanfic

[@Niobesnuppa]

It makes my skin crawl.

[@Rainst0rm4759]

It's a testament to Jenny's storytelling ability that I have never seen this show and have literally no investment in it, but almost jumped out of my chair in excitement when the crow came back.

[@mitkitty]

I literally almost cried, i love that crow

[@diogog.fernandes6650]

Same!

[@roxay4100]

i deadass gasped

[@maschaorsomething]

Maaakiii

[@misterjoshua5720]

I can't believe they worked the crow into the budget! I hear the crow took a paycut just to be there.

[@feelingveryattackedrn5750]

Love putting this on before bed/a nap and waking up intermittently to the China Beach ads, giving myself an analogous viewing experience to Jenny's

[@serenagately1265]

the village people line is so underrated oml

[@tacticaljunk1608]

I would love to see just once a vampire romance where the teenage main girl asks the vampire how long he's been 17 and he replies "30 years" and it gets awkward as she realizes she's just dating a young looking middle aged man.

[@philaeew4866]

The perfect mix of weirdly way more **and** way less problematic

[@Claireay]

That relationship would end so fast after that conversation

[@biancavieira1345]

The thing is, the human wouldn't mind because she would get a mature guy in a young body. Perfect! But the vampire would get bored very quickly with an immature human. That's why the relationship wouldn't last.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Bonus point if he was in high school with her parents, maybe he liked her mom and there was a rivalry btw him and her dad

[@AD-cy4vj]

😭

[@jeremypayne5078]

I love how many times Elena yells "No!" as someone dies in this series. It sounds exactly the same every time.

[@julide6846]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THE "NO" THOUGH LMFAOOOPO

[@katethemathnerd]

Also, the scene of her breaking stuff has some serious “Tommy Wiseau at the end of The Room” vibes

[@francescapatti2934]

"NO! GENNA!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustDuckiest]

I laughed at it too, but the truth is that would 100% be me too lmao. Everytime something bad happens all I do is shout NO

[@tiltout9122]

She sounds like ariana grande playing Cat

[@AnarchoCatBoyEthan]

god i wish more youtube videos had related tangents that were 90s point and click adventure games. That was great.

[@NonProfitJiuRou]

Rewatching this after watching Paul Wesley as the new Kirk in strange new worlds feels absolutely surreal. Took me forever to realize where I'd recognized him from ... that vampire show I've never watched.

[@skippythealien9627]

HAHAHA i'm glad i'm not the only Star Trek fan here. Yeah I watch this video from time to time just for fun and I was like, "Wait a minute...IS THAT JAMES KIRK?" rofl

[@bee_doug]

I had the opposite experience. I’d already watched this video several times over when I started watching Strange New Worlds with my family. When Paul Wesley came on my family was like eyyy that’s Kirk! Meanwhile I was going STEFAN VAMPIRE DIARIES????

[@seanm9306]

“Oh my god I found my racism post-it!” Lol best payoff for a joke.

[@Prederick]

It was such a slow burn, but it was so worth it.

[@Sheriff_Bruce_Lee]

And pinned under "The Bonnie Problem" nonetheless.

[@nicolecastor6359]

@@Prederick Yes! The entire Bonnie section, I followed up every issue with a whispered "it's the racism" to my roommates. That post it reveal at the end was so perfect!

[@Pinstripe105]

I knew we gonna get a payoff soon when I saw the star hat

[@ironicallynice]

Mastery, I tell you.