The Venture Bros - Brock in Spanakopita

Nico! Say hello Brock

[@jwilson544]

The muscles he passed down to that island are gonna last for 10 generations

[@boccs9925]

People always praise Brock for being the best "father" the Venture boys have but gladly overlook the fact he is a total beadbeat to at least a few bastard children around the globe.

[@Friskyskelton]

Also sold Rusty down the river so OSI could steal his teleportation technology in the last season.

[@boccs9925]

@@Friskyskelton The Guild stole the teleportation technology. The OSI wanted it squashed so it wouldn't disrupt status quo by upending global economies.

[@handrew311]

i still like him as a character but this did suck, growing up with a father who wants nothing to do with you hurts you developmentally

[@dj_justanotheruser_yt]

skill issue honestly

[@TheErikM]

its all a scam, those women got knocked up when a goat herder got drunk n mistook them for sheep. those kids just bleached their hair.

[@fallenangelofoz8726]

I'm sure the gene pool of that island is irreversibly skewed.

[@krsmanjovanovic8607]

*improved

[@SuperWolsey]

Half Swedish, quarter polish, quarter Winnebago, and 1/4 greek

[@TECH097]

@@SuperWolsey You could EASILY make a spin-off that takes place 20 years after the end of the original series: The Samson Brothers. Two Half-Brothers going on intense adventures, one a skilled killer, the other a hopeless romantic that is simply going in for the thrill of it and the hopes that one day he will meet his long lost father.

[@Gyrokaenzo212]

@@TECH097 i'd watch that

[@Bluglojo]

@@TECH097 Oh fucking definitely! We got to see what happened after instance of Brock not using a condom or somehow breaking through it.

[@noriyakigumble3011]

Spanikussy got me questioning my body guard duties

[@rocksciii]

Stoooop 😭

[@carterpewderschmitgaming]

Get yourself a Greek girl than my friend

[@candybot3858]

The little samson baby with skinny arms and muscular legs...finally, a brock who doesn't skip leg day

[@candybot3858]

Also? Brocks having lunch with shore leave headshot and amber in this scene so I'm hoping they made fun of him for this

[@LimakPan]

I like to think in the future, Spanakopita will be a global superpower because half their men are Samsons.

[@ijkxjdc]

That or it'll collapse due to the inbreeding inadvertently caused by so many people sharing the same father.

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

@@ijkxjdc That just focuses the Brock genetics more and more in every future individual over future generations… Or maybe some of them will sire children beyond Spanakopita and within the next while Brock becomes the modern day Ghengis Khan.

[@andreasottohansen7338]

@@ijkxjdc that's what immigration is for.

[@Ryandohc.]

Brock is the real life Zeus

[@danrights]

Yeah wonder who kratos is

[@pedrorosa9893]

@@danrightsthe half centaur kid

[@Off-with-a-bang]

Minus the forceful sex. Because Zeus in many stories had his way with women without their consent. Brock on the other hand,wins women with his looks and charisma and bags them the rightful way 😂

[@crashandersen602]

So now we can add Hellenistic to the half Nordic, quarter Slavic and quarter RV to the glorious Samson bloodline.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

That last quarter is Native American I think. It’s just a tribe that shares a name with a vehicle

[@BDNeon]

Don't forget lineage to 14th century Europe :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn3cpq2VhpWUiJo

[@jreese7436]

Who knows. I wouldn't put it past a Samson ancestor to knock up a piece of machinery.

[@fernandothatsonofabitch]

don't forget he's Ash William's great great great grandson

[@screamingseal4805]

@@jreese7436 winnebago is a tribe from Nebraska yeah

[@IAmADragonHearMeRoar]

C’mon Brock… maybe the island doesn’t have a drugstore but you can bring your own.

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Man, I could go for some Spanakopita right now myself

[@defective7340]

Spanikopita!!

[@addambelmont3050]

Awe those ladies must have noticed the man on Hatred's watch had blonde hair like their children.

[@Bluglojo]

It's more probable that they just recognise Brock's voice than anything.

[@SuperWolsey]

Goddamn it, Brock

[@nelsonchereta816]

Clearly Brock was not the only one who had a good time on that island.

[@Twilight17Petkoton]

Yeah, Brock Simmons has an overboard on drinks and is having a great time unwired he bang ladies from Spanakopita. Accidentally had family that regretting he wants avoided them as much as possible.

[@My-cat-is-staring-at-you]

Brock literally fathered an island of future super soldiers.

[@Off-with-a-bang]

And he's American,so guess America has future generations of badasses to strengthen our military power 😂

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

I figured he have more kids given the amount of times that doc visits that place

[@pedrorosa9893]

He does, only those 2 heard this time

[@crisananca313]

yeah how does he avoid his baby mamas every time?!

[@Sweet_Venom0027]

@@crisananca313 It's his other superpower, alongside knowing when somebody is in his car.

[@Off-with-a-bang]

Brock pretty much increased that city's population tenfold. What a legend 😂

[@Fecker_Carlson]

I love how everyone on this show is terrible but you still root for them

[@petefury94]

Spanakopita (σπανακόπιτα) for anyone wondering is a traditional greek dish. It's a pie containing spinach and often feta (φέτα) cheese.

[@Off-with-a-bang]

They sell that but in stuffed bread at Domino's. I order that every chance I get and it's good on its own. That I don't even order a pizza to go with it 😂

[@HellishSpoon]

That isalnd got some real genetic diversity

[@tenkenroo]

There probably will be a bunch of super strong bastard kids of Brock all over the globe

[@SuperUniverse]

The Venture Bros The Samson Bros

[@BibgyBC]

He probably has more children, than just those two. And I'm talking internationally

[@sabersroommate8293]

Spanokopita or Brock's Creampie week. I sure hope he sends them money

[@Sweet_Venom0027]

Come on, ya know he doesn't.

[@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories]

Something about this and Warrianna makes me think he might really like Greek women. I wonder if those kids will grow up to be super strong like Brock.

[@mattgroening8872]

Forget the original captain sunshine, Brock is the real Zeus

[@benolr64]

​@@mattgroening8872 minus the rape.

[@themaestro2572]

​@@mattgroening8872 Zeus is a wuss compared to Brock.

[@HunterSentinel]

It’s an understandable attraction of course.

[@DinsRune]

Poor ladies.

[@robindelorenzo1120]

His Spinach Puffs!

[@marine102192]

Brock made a mistake by giving them his real name

[@RicklessSanchez]

I guess Brock is really good time.

[@DaySun88]

I love this show too bad that it’s not more popular at least not in my circles. Everybody was complaining about the new Scooby Doo. I was telling them stop rage watching every episode of the new Scooby Doo and watch venture Brothers for the first time.

[@SuperUniverse]

Vergil energy here

[@greendude7650]

Damn Brock i thought you were better than that also if those kids are anything like you. You better watch your back.

[@dawsonhollingsworth4810]

Omg took me too long to get the joke!

[@yseson_]

Brock's a deadbeat, that's disappointing.

[@PikaPetey]

I'd love to do what Brock did. Plant my seed and just FORGETABOUTIT!!

[@mechajay3358]

That's the Brock Sampson Way

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

the OSI legal department is going to be pissed

[@michaelhuynh4953]

No Brock.

[@arcata06]

2 questions. Did he do a centaur? And also did he have a bunch of kids

[@raulorozco8033]

Episode and season please

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Hmm hmm avaiding me huh 0:02 whose that brock really ? 0:08 the point stand in 0:10 oh let him win he's all bout this nonsense ur jobs jus too protect don't go now tlc 🚫🏃🏼‍♀️🌊 0:16 huh 0:09 that's jus rather whoa 0:15 hmm is oh hadn't seen. In a long oh look nico it's ur.... 0:20 ooh duty calls gotta go 0:23 huh so it was an illusion ? 0:28 oh yeesh

[@arcanefury3666]

Who knew one of the strongest humans in the show has the weakest pull out game

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Holy quagmire 0:09 0:15 he didn't hmm call it silly but I thought dylan was his son but ah no like the monarch he's jus a long lost venture bro which isn't a clone. Hmm that blonde perm is significant isn't it ?

[@istoppedcaring6209]

kinda scummy though, from both parties

[@amitaikatz5929]

Brock got lucky 😏