The video ends when all 3 Blissey faint

[@cise3895]

Nooooo not the slow text speed

[@faro8784]

NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT

[@aidankocherhans9861]

I thought it was emulator lag lol

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@ukizaki7666]

Actual misery

[@CITRONYTE]

Just use 2x playback speed

[@AztecCroc]

Should have given Deoxys a Life Orb for that extra bit of slowness.

[@awesomelink2347]

Oh damn you're right And also given them all Abilities like Intimidate or whatnot

[@DanielS.Pearson64]

@@awesomelink2347 Give em Endure Full Restore

[@static6OOO]

I think Iron Barbs on all of the Blissey would be the slowest

[@awesomelink2347]

@@static6OOO Well, it'd have to be Rough Skin, since Iron Barbs (which does the same thing) didn't exist until Gen 5. But even so, I don't know of any spread moves that make contact.

[@AztecCroc]

@@static6OOO 1. You mean Rough Skin, Iron Barbs was introduced in gen 5 2. There are no contact multi-target moves until Brutal Swing was added in gen 7, so it wouldn't do anything anyway.

[@johnmartinez7440]

The slow text speed is so much worse than the slow HP bars. Thank goodness for the 10/10 battle theme.

[@1Thunderfire]

I don't remember really having an issue with the health bars back then. But that slow text speed? HELL NO.

[@internetguy7319]

8/10

[@kyurei4478]

@@1Thunderfire It's because it's a very big problem with Blissey and Chansey. Pokemon with that many HP aren't frequent.

[@TWLSpark]

@@1Thunderfire HP bars only make me cry when I have to heal my team late game. These kind of things make this gen the bane of my existence, I swear to god.

[@Zorua3]

Yeah gotta love the battle the-BEE-BOOP BEE-BOOP BEE-BOOP BEE-BOOP BEE-BOOP BEE-BOOP

[@mulldrifter6040]

I have never seen the text set to "slow" in my entire life. Pure agony

[@MayHugger]

Only time I’ve seen it is when you delete a save file, and the game repeatedly asks slowly if you’re really sure.

[@letseatvegemite2427]

@@MayHugger have I stumbled upon a fellow autistic may player? 👀

[@letseatvegemite2427]

⁠@@MayHugger Yo did I just find my clone? 👀

[@mintytheslime]

Y’all heard of Speedrun, now get ready for the Slowrun.

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

otherwise known as walking

[@luigiboyinblu]

It’s hilarious how with the first Blissey I said out loud “If she has Focus Sash I swear to- OH MY GOD”

[@Hey_i_am_A-D]

Same bro🤣🤣

[@maxspecs]

And then the Rest

[@whatsthedealyo9054]

I graduated college, got married, had kids, became CEO of earth, had my 78th birthday, have 4 grandchildren. Saw the world developed into a horrific wasteland after the WW3, and I'm still waiting for the blissys to faint

[@DanielS.Pearson64]

iPhone users : i- *battery ends

[@mrbloodyhyphen-5657]

@@DanielS.Pearson64 it didn't even die, it just ended

[@cristhianmlr]

*Blisseys.

[@BronxBornJeanette93]

Lmaooo

[@AlicornGaia]

At that rate in rollercoster tycoon 2, mr bones' wild ride was already completed 2 times.

[@kieranperreaultdit-morin9262]

Mom: I’m just gonna talk with my friend for a minute

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

💀💀💀

[@salvadorhenriquez4091]

It seems that every mom spends talking the same amount of time

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

“we’ll leave aunt sherry’s house soon”

[@weenee4714]

And after they start saying goodbye but your mom's friend says "Oh! But one more thing!" Restarting the conversation,Thats when the focus sash kicks in and they use rest.

[@doorsalt5553]

If the DPPt battle theme ever gets taken off KZbin, I'll make sure to come back to this video of I ever feel like listening to it.

[@raymariopokenic1561]

good luck hearing the constant *_BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP_* when you do

[@anxiety7990]

@@raymariopokenic1561 that just makes it authentic.

[@dracomenace]

Lmao , imagine if 20 minute wifi battle timer existed back then

[@1thedanfan949]

THREE BLISSY WAS THIS VIDEO TRY ALL 12 SLOTS AS BLISSY

[@sirmr.mansavage]

I started this video when I was just a teenager. And now that the video is over, I would like to share with great joy that my son announced that I'm going to be a grandfather.

[@skyskierrful]

I knew how long the video would be but I still went for it. Such a bliss!

[@ExtremeSpeedMewtwo]

Pun intended?

[@bluestarlight13]

@@ExtremeSpeedMewtwo 100%. No one uses bliss in a normal conversation

[@RuthlessXD]

@@bluestarlight13 Ignorance is bliss

[@zaleww5824]

-sey

[@mrbloodyhyphen-5657]

@@RuthlessXD what a great pun 👍

[@TheChaosDragoness]

No joke. My husband was able to go downstairs and make himself a cup of coffee, and when he came back upstairs the video was STILL going.

[@TheZodiacMaster]

See? Blisseys can be practical...

[@M3rtyville]

time management

[@malareon]

This video makes me want to make a trainer in a rom hack with 6 level 100 blisseys just to waste the player's time.

[@TimBagels]

Kaizo Behavior

[@Galdr]

Why would you want to do something so evil and so genius at the same time? I need the romhack to happen someday, lol.

[@malareon]

@@TimBagels it does seem like something shf would do.

[@Solaceon]

Perfect place to get EXP though

[@portwise23]

Would be worth it for the exp tbh

[@darkalignis6128]

PoV you spent 7 minutes to see 3 bars draining and filling with some slow text of a videogame's fight

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

you don’t know what pov means

[@darkalignis6128]

@@fulltimeslackerii8229 PoV = Point of View

[@CyanicCore]

x2 speed

[@tamango_skyes8074]

pov: you clicked a 7 min video to put it as background noise just to read the comments

[@dropthehatantonycraft7516]

@@fulltimeslackerii8229 I normally agree. Not here. That IS your point of view when looking at 3 bars draining for 7 minutes. It's literally your own perspective.

[@researchinbreeder]

Looks like this hit the algorithm. Personally this looks pretty tame. I think you could go: 0. English is slower than Japanese text because it draws per character. 1. Nickname them all to max length. 2. Stat the attacker to _barely_ not KO on max roll, freeing up the Blissey items. 3. Give each Blissey a Chesto Berry so they can Rest again. 4. Give Deoxys a Quick Claw, so there's a chance for an extra, pointless text box.

[@bobosmith101]

There's always the random variation in move damage, so you'd have to rig a lot of luck for them to always get down to 1HP and not over/under.

[@researchinbreeder]

@@bobosmith101 you didn't read my comment. I said "on max roll". The difference between max and min matters, so all minimum rolls would be faster technically. But if the max possible deals 99.9%, then it will not ko outside of crit

[@LiliumOrientalis]

Give Deoxys black sludge for an extra text box every turn!

[@bobosmith101]

@@researchinbreeder I read what you said perfectly.

[@matheusbecker2351]

You make devil seem like a good guy.

[@agathouf]

the music is doing its best to make it look epic

[@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn]

True, lol

[@subzero9889]

It's trying, you can't take away from the effort 💀

[@TheIndigoShine]

Yeah the Pokemon DPPt OST is pretty good. But like wow. Such ass battle engine. And it never was as slow in previous games.

[@IseeSandvich]

I was thinking of starting a family before this video started... I'm only halfway through and I now have grandkids.

[@justatogepienjoyingchocolate]

Should've used 4 Blisseys with Doubleslap

[@kingspotsdaze2397]

Oh no

[@maestro9765]

I hate double slap so much

[@milessteamaccount]

What made this video so bearable to finish is the fire battle theme

[@DiegoGoRs]

Thank god they weren't 4 Blisseys running out of PP and stalling each other's out untill Struggle, that would be torture...

[@wispyfox6854]

i dare one of you to put it in the slowest play speed

[@miguelr8434]

I ain't tryna be here for an hour💀

[@YeeterDude]

Bet

[@YeeterDude]

It is done

[@oscarmccormack1611]

@@YeeterDude For those of you coming here later, thos dude took 35mins to watch that

[@goodboi6329]

Bet

[@derdeutschemitdempinguin4891]

Oh this isn't so bad- *sees blissey activating focus sash and using rest* Nevermind!

[@bubbleshock14]

For some reason it didn't even occur to me that the blisseys healing would also take like ten minutes

[@calebfoley5872]

The use of rest is such a power play here

[@nappa3550]

Rest + Softboiled + Life Dew Perfect IVs in Health and Defense Max EVS in Defense and Health. They could probably eat an earthquake with that. At that rate it stall for like an hour

[@grayblacklight560]

Ahh, the double battle. Count how many hp is here Omega.

[@dunsparce3883]

OKAY. ONE. TWO. THREE. FOUR. FI

[@The_Pikaboi]

Shadow why would you do that!?

[@grayblacklight560]

@@The_Pikaboi it passes the time

[@aaronjonessonofindianajones]

Assuming perfect IVs and no EVs, each Blissey has a max of 651 HP. All 3 of them survive an initial attack at 1 HP. They are then KOd after a full HP heal, a Rest. (650 * 3) + (651 * 3) = 3,903 HP that all 3 Blissey lost through this one.

[@banette7042]

I want to know what the biggest HP bar is.

[@The_Pikaboi]

Ive searching for ages for an extended version of the DPP trainer theme

[@MusSupremeJAR03]

Yeah, although it has a sound effect

[@rowanjadon2664]

Diamond and Pearl speed in a nutshell. This video makes me frustrated lol

[@druddigongaming2203]

OK here me out, you replace the deoxys with another blissey that has maximum attack, a choice band and explosion and when that dies you send in another blissey that also explodes

[@GamerErrors]

Bro… you ok?

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Bro wanted a blissey genocide

[@Dexuz]

I'm dead

[@Luna-rl5wu]

im wheezing

[@TheZodiacMaster]

Wonderful move. Anyways, go get some help

[@kyurei4478]

This video is top 5 best torture method in all history.

[@UmDevoto]

Something infuriating and also funny is that till this day gamefreak doesnt know how to make 3 mons suffer dmg at the same time in a situation like that, its impressive

[@Naerlyn]

Gen 5 used simultaneous damage for all 3 (or 5) mons, didn't it?

[@anyonemgsg456]

@@Naerlyn yes

[@UmDevoto]

@@Naerlyn yes i remember, it only worked sometimes, clearly scripted to work with some abilitys, some

[@TimothyGod]

@@UmDevoto yea, certain things proc'd it

[@Itsukazutrap]

They do. Gen 6, 7, when encountering 5 mons at the same time

[@senorlechuga8832]

This video is definitely used as a torture method in some places

[@ubercow6611]

This video is like a Hell that lasts 6 minutes and 37 seconds. I love it

[@Leon_LF]

I don't understand japanese but when I saw the sleeping Zs coming out of the first Blissey I went like "NONONONONO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT"

[@abarette_]

the slow text speed tech is crayzay, but Endure+Full Restore on the Blissey would be crayzayer

[@DanielS.Pearson64]

Blissey don't learn endure, i know the video is hacked but still is possible of this happens of an Player versus Player match.

[@TimothyGod]

@@DanielS.Pearson64 it's not hacked mate

[@OdysseyExe]

@@DanielS.Pearson64 Blissey can learn Endure from TM in gen IV Protect or Endure could have made this battle a bit longer if it was two human players lol

[@blongus]

@@TimothyGod so you're telling me that is a completely legit copy of a 4th gen Pokemon game that's definitely not being played on a PC?

[@Dexuz]

Bro had an stroke

[@the7569]

Slow text speed on top of gen 4 health bars is devious

[@smashi_64]

Not even 2x Speed barely makes a difference of how accurate this is 💀

[@JenerikEt]

We really don't have anything to do as humans do we

[@fivestarguy100]

We do though, it’s make videos like this to torture other Humans. For fun

[@JenerikEt]

@@fivestarguy100 so I'm realizing I'm a masochist thanks. Watched the whole thing, eyes glued to the screen, something about this is so satisfying to me

[@xvenomx9790]

Slow HP bars when you were 10: "This is fine." Slow HP bars at 25: "I can't play this shit."

[@TheIndigoShine]

Honestly battle speed is one of the reason I quit playing pokémon games. Also like there's not much point playing a game that is so very meant for young kids. Not judging, though. All Pokemon games have their charm.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

I didn’t know the damage went one at a time that makes it even worse 😭😭😭

[@miscellaneoof]

Theoretically, the focus band could make this take even longer if it activates enough. Plus an item on deoxys would make it even slower

[@orangeaurora]

true, but that could work on any pokemon forever, not just blissey, and now you have to deal with both RNGing for perfect band luck and then also asking if some infinities are bigger than other infinities and at that point uve got bigger problems

[@TheStrongVirus]

Even on x2 speed it’s weirdly slow health loss time.

[@cuzimspecial1]

Love how I was watching and giggling until I said "NO NOT THE FOCUS SASH" 😭

[@Moss_Dude]

It's been so long since they improved it.... I forgot about the low health sound....

[@amirhaayers2736]

Watching this is a perfect excuse for why I can't sleep yet. "I'll go to bed in a minute, just let me finish my video first!"

[@Emperor-Z]

Honestly it would be better to sleep than suffer through this

[@braydenmbve545]

I haven’t seen any video more perfect in my life.

[@Hhhhhhhhjdjjdd]

This battle music is actually badass

[@onlysmiles4949]

As soon as I saw the Focus Sash and remembered the first Blissey had Rest, I knew exactly where this was going

[@fCs_zBs]

I don't know what feels longer, 6+ minutes of planking of this video.

[@jamesonshekmeister]

Words cannot describe how much time I’ve spent watching this. You could’ve done 4 Blissey’s but you were merciful. If I had the ability to like and dislike this video at the same time I would. Good job, btw. Would come back and waste about 7 minutes of my life again. Edit: Now watch this video again but at 0.25x playback speed for maximum over-pain.

[@dew332]

This videmo make me sleep faster than my math teacher speech

[@LuLu-uz3lg]

"so what did you do last weekend?" "eh I battled a single trainer"

[@leoaltivez7161]

Didn't realize I watched this at 0.5 speed until the end

[@MediumDSpeaks]

I don't even need to watch this, I can just look at the video length

[@Solaceon]

"You'll never understand, Pokémon games just hit different back then" Pokémon games back then:

[@Bloodmoon_Daisho]

I entered Harvard, Discovered a cure for cancer, got married, traveled the world with my wife, got children, settled in, got old with my wife, got grandkids, im currently on my death bed watching the 2nd Blissey finally faint

[@lain7758]

Alternative title: Not So Badly Ripped Pokémon DPPt Battle Theme

[@awesomelink2347]

WHATTTT HOW DID THIS GET 40K VIEWS??? Well anyway welcome new people to my channel! Feel free to subscribe if you like my videos, and check out some of my other videos as well! EDIT: 50K VIEWS??? WHAT IS HAPPENING??? DID I FINALLY BEAT THE ALGORITHM??? Anyway SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL

[@HylianWindRider]

It's what we call in the business an "algorithm moment". Also cool Krystal pfp.

[@awesomelink2347]

@@HylianWindRider Thanks! Also yeah I guess this beat the algorithm lol

[@HylianWindRider]

@@awesomelink2347 You're welcome, I am a fan of Krystal myself. Maybe I'll sub for a bit (I change subscriptions often).

[@nigelkirk1643]

This whole video reeks of sadism and I love it with all of my being.

[@zzzmkeai]

nice this video will be my go to video whenever im about to sleep now....

[@MUSQUIZanimation]

And people be like, “yea gen 4 is my favorite”.

[@Jay-uu5lu]

I like how the description says pokemon fire red when its gen 4

[@josesanmartin2058]

¿Por qué sabiendo que esto es una pérdida de tiempo lo tengo que ver?

[@tezbertzero1915]

"Gen 4 it's not that slow" Gen 4:

[@clementinekitten8305]

this is physically painful to endure. great video! thanks for sharing!

[@sriansumishra6028]

Watching this for straight 6 minutes is a great test of patience.

[@powerfulberry237]

Video: 3 Blisseys Tortured watchers: THE SLOW TEXT SPEED UUGHH

[@Cristhian318]

And hose where just 2 turns...

[@worldsboss]

Ok, but this is a rather extreme example lol

[@DarkKnight_Rules]

This is the longest 7 mins I've ever had to sit through

[@hanselbarlowe2575]

With this banger nostalgic music I can have the video playing all day

[@danieldunkum8394]

I came to listen to the battle theme, and was treated to an extended version!

[@alphakretin2387]

It shocks me that everyone was just collectively like “yeah, sure, whatever” when they saw how slow the HP bars were back when DP first came out. Competitive was _unplayable_ on cartridge because of this.

[@GBA-049]

You know, the only real benefit to D/P's slow healthbars is the prolonged music adding to the suspense

[@JasperDStar]

That's Why I always play trough gens 1-4 with 4x speed Before Gen 5, all games felt very slow, but especially gen 4

[@lobster9059]

shouldve given each blissey helping hand

[@wavefrogs]

this is a nightmare, thank you

[@SporadicHavoc]

I ate an entire jar of peanut butter while I waited for this video to end

[@masonharvath-gerrans832]

I watch two videos of Blissey being knocked out, and now I’m on my third

[@ColonelLucario]

2:32 do you like the relaxing melody of the LOW HEALTH sound

[@meguy7735]

This is a test of will.

[@OsitoGuapo15]

The music is iconic 💁🏽‍♂️

[@jdaniels5534]

Pokemon D/P Speedrun, but all of your opponents pokemon are Blissey.

[@stekta]

Pokemon Diamond drives me insane

[@mayac69]

You couldn't even do us the courtesy of making your Blissey faster. We gotta hear the beep for half the video.

[@dust_1355]

Your princess is in another castle

[@ZkiART]

Baby Mode: 2x Very Easy Mode: 1.75x Easy Mode: 1.5x Enjoyable Mode: 1.25x Normal Mode: video as is. Hard Mode: 0.75x Very Hard Mode: 0.50x EXTREME Mode: 0.25x

[@abc_4226]

The song has already looped and only one of them has finished taking damage

[@Kahvinporo]

I dearly hope this video just explodes whitin 2023.

[@maestro9765]

We have PP stalling, Toxic stalling and this is what we call Mental stalling. Stalling for so long that you opponent forfeits out of frustration.

[@DJCosmicLatte]

Even made them all shiny to squeeze an extra few seconds in, you monster

[@TheHazard36]

Thank you for making your Blissey slower

[@soapsatellite]

Honestly, the worst part of this is the text speed. At least with the HP bars, you accept that they're gonna be slow, but that text speed is somehow at an even slower crawl.

[@ChillavaKirby]

It’s still infuriating to this day how little they effort is put into making the pacing satisfying, but AT THE LEAST I’m thankful the hp bar is fast now. Jesus Christ

[@natchal356]

Pain

[@japzone]

4th Gen + Slow Text Speed = Hell

[@gombo7346]

Un hack donde todos los entrenadores tengan blissey nivel 100, alguien que haga un gameplay completo de eso debe preparar una PC con sus series de Netflix o un juego aparte como lol. El que lo vea debe preparar la almohada y si debe dormir ese vídeo será perfecto, si ese hack sale, espero y no.

[@clewya6711]

I force myself to watch this in ×0.5 when mad at myself

[@newttrain8667]

The Focus Sash proc made me UNREASONABLY angry

[@TempoName]

The slow text speed is the icing on the cake

[@silogaming457]

What hurt the most was the green 4 red health bar beeping, heating that just kills the absolute mood of the battle like yes please keep stressing me out with this crap on top of the music. At least gen 5 had a nice sound track with it