The VOCALOID Fanfiction I Wrote When I Was 13

[@MelCastel29]

If Len doesn't die, Fukase takes the role

[@lumiose0]

Good :>

[@doodlesezj]

HIS DEATH WAS SO ABRUPT I CANT 😭

[@DasuUtaite]

Amen

[@StarryEyeTrixi]

behind every normal looking person is a wattpad crackfic they wrote when they were 13

[@nanangiez]

are you accusing minnemi of being normal?! /j

[@StarryEyeTrixi]

@@nanangiez correction: normal presenting /j

[@lilli4222]

Dammit. Time to get to work then... Gotta fufill my lore yk?

[@untitled5847]

Crackfics were so fun to write how could my goofy ass resist

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

.....getting flashbacks to that yandere e-girl!garfield x reader fic i wrote when i was 13.....50 layers of lasagna my beloathed

[@uns3ttled]

I need 11 seasons, 1 movie, 2 games and a shitton of merch

[@utisic.Slay_banana]

Agreed

[@Vkeiluver]

Agreed

[@orizlka]

@@Vkeiluvergin???😭

[@Vkeiluver]

@@orizlka hello my child

[@JuanathanJuanson]

And a shitty remake.

[@thedragongirl27]

they weren't lieing this sure is an authentic 2016 humor time capsule

[@lornifixated]

MARIJUANA AHAPED HAIR???

[@maenoirl]

LMAO

[@Beephines]

LMFAO WHY DOES LEN SOUND LIKE THAT BAHAHAHAH

[@mitskiteamo01]

3:29 len singing butterfly on your right shoulder to kaito was extremely iconic

[@akariraka]

Fukase has better character development in 5 seconds than Walter White had in his entire lifetime

[@creamymintchicchip8454]

Not Fukase randomly dying by car crash at the end 😭 😭

[@yume_ucchi4535]

I thought they will made up at the end😭

[@kuramioska197]

I love Kaito in this goofy ahh fanfic because he’s the only sane one and he just wants nothing to do with those bozos 😭

[@undercovercorvyd]

i dont blame you for writing nightmare fanfics when i was 13 i made a fanfic of my principal x mickey mouse enemies to lovers. we all sinned in writing at that age

[@chewedpencil]

LMFAO WHAT 💀💀

[@mrana4186]

YOUR PRINCIPAL???? 💀

[@loganberries]

the laugh i let out.

[@L1_1XX]

Wha-💀

[@Roseybud-P]

@@undercovercorvyd No comment

[@Lenn_o]

"I stroked my fingers through my hair to look cool for him" aww Len is delusional :3

[@Squidkiddo.]

HELP😭

[@lybasily]

SYOP THIS

[@Lenn_o]

@@lybasily NEVERRRR

[@kokoropromise]

HELP GUMIS HAIR ON REGINA GEORGE HAD ME CACKLING

[@cameron5417]

Well, I haven't had luck with vocaloid fanfiction but surely Minnemi won't fail to deliver... right?

[@Pukeprincess]

She delivered peak wattpad parodies. Like if faline San finish his bl

[@IsaPjsk]

OMG VFLOWER TWINZ!!!1!1!1!1

[@ermwhatareyoudoinghere]

@Pukeprincess FALINE MENTIONED??? Yes, he does need to finish his bl

[@Pukeprincess]

@@ermwhatareyoudoinghere I want to read it as a full thing so bad

[@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208]

I love how everyone was giving Len a big smile and thumbs up at the KFC 😭

[@Hatsune-Miku_Fan]

This is the most fanfiction Fanfic ever to ever fanfiction

[@camilavalenzuela2832]

THE PRONUNCIATION 😭😭

[@amregretto]

ga koopoh 😭😭

[@nukomao]

I accidentAHlly bumped into gahcoopoe

[@Komachichuu]

Pieko

[@linnyshrum]

poo dollar eye (ik this sounds weird but it's this 2:06 5:44)

[@Mizu.ki-Akiyama]

Foo case

[@SleepycaffineCRK]

"The pink hair guy" DON'T DO MY BOY VY2 YUUMA LIKE THAT😭

[@_..27]

This is the best piece of literature I have ever read. I'm absolutely in love with this video. ALSO THE WAY FUKASE JUST RANDOMLY DIES IS INSANE

[@Tamanegi-P]

Wow tbh this is how you write a true Vocaloid love story, Onibi series, Cantarella, Cendrillon, Acute, Shoujo Rei??? They can all step aside

[@lacks.common_sense]

BAHAHAHA IM GIGGLING SCREAMING KICKING MY FEET WHAT IS THIS

[@Squoozy_beans]

**grabs popcorn** 🍿

[@LaMiniWaza]

This is the best novel I had ever seen * sobs*

[@Roseybud-P]

It’s ok its better than my edgy Care Bears fanfic I made when I was 12

[@eggifer3892]

How do you even make care bears edgy?

[@Roseybud-P]

@@eggifer3892 I made it where like they have to save the kids and make them happy before they die a slow and painful death since there’s a time limit. There’s also a scene where a bear gets his head eaten and there’s blood and gore

[@Kurikaeshiso]

@@Roseybud-P OMG

[@aniahliepard]

When there's a will there's a way I suppose 😂

[@Roseybud-P]

So I wrote as a joke after a shower thought but later it didn’t become a joke anymore

[@Kumahachi8]

I am terrified, but it can’t be any worse than what _I_ wrote at 13. Edit: …I feel a little better about myself. I genuinely wasn’t expecting to say that.

[@KoshiansN1fan]

Not me just realizing that Len's hair really is marijuana shaped

[@stormsoakedkoi]

this video reminded me of the vocaloid fanfic i read as a kid with like 50 something chapters that ended with flower, gumi, and meiko pregnant and it traumatized me btw

[@BRD-Senpai]

why the hell do i wanna check if the rest of the fanfic is just as insane as its ending

[@stormsoakedkoi]

​@@BRD-Senpai i don't remember what it was called but i'll list some stuff that happened in the fic if it helps lmao: - it was unfinished and might have been on ao3 - fukase lived with flower bc he was newly released/arrived to a vocaloid-town-thing and she offered him a place to stay at her house - they go to vocaloid high school - in vocaloid high school, len had a crush on kaito but nothing major between them happened i think - fukase got flower pregnant - fukase had some paternity-induced stress and dreamt that he killed a bunch of people (including oliver) - the three vocaloids being pregnant was announced at a party they were all attending (might have been flower's baby shower) - gumi was pregnant with gakupo's child and meiko was pregnant with kaito's child - also fukase sets miku on fire in the middle of the story bc the author hated her popularity idk??? (and mayu might have been there for some reason)

[@0-Prism-0]

​@@stormsoakedkoiI'm gonna try to search for it

[@stormsoakedkoi]

@@0-Prism-0 thank you for sacrifice, McDonalds Dan Heng

[@tricksterlen]

FUKASES DEATH WAS SO UNEXPECTED WHAT

[@CrappyDappy]

Omg this is such an emotional story!!! I was left in tears after watching the whole video!!! Piko deserved better💔💔

[@Dailyidentitycrisis]

He really did 💔💔

[@bickelyaoi12]

taco ii what are you doing here...

[@CrappyDappy]

@@bickelyaoi12 Uhhh...

[@demi_demon]

at this point i'm just excited to see any mention of roro in a video. even if it's him being a stereotypical high school bully sidekick from 2016

[@criminaIdefense]

I audibly said “Oh, it’s so bad”. 10/10, you were going places

[@batz4finn]

Canon piko lore, Sony told me

[@Pukeprincess]

Sony hates that mf

[@veri_disko]

Yeah this was all written in his obituary

[@RinEatsWaffles]

man this was a lot to digest len's obsessed w kaito gakupo's a big bully AND FUKASE FRICKIN DIED FOR SOME REASON as a wise gumi once said (sang), *WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON CAN SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE* 😭

[@SleepycaffineCRK]

*WHY AM I SWITCH FASTER THAN THE CHANNELS ON TV?*

[@_Trillex_]

I'M BLACK THAN I'M WHITE

[@SleepycaffineCRK]

@@_Trillex_ *NO SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT*

[@0-Prism-0]

​@@SleepycaffineCRK MY ENEMY'S INVISIBLE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT

[@Mog_the_fox]

The editing is killing me I can't-

[@Gabisukii]

THIS IS CINEMA

[@solidpowerYT]

I love how Piko got to sleep so calmly knowing that Fukase died

[@princeneko9103]

I cried tears or joy, anger, sadness. This video really put all my inside out emotions at work

[@pichooooo]

The fact that it went from "his blue eyes" to "his blonde, marijuana shaped hair" then Piko just says "so beautiful" killed me 😭

[@doorstopperizsilly]

PIKOS GUCCI SHIRT-

[@Pukeprincess]

Oh it's Kailen and Pikolen at the same time... I don't think I'll survive this minnemi those two usually have the worst content

[@Pukeprincess]

Why is there gaku hate hes her fav

[@lumiose0]

As the LenPiko ceo that I am Understandable tho nowadays, the two have much better content

[@veri_disko]

Honestly I’ve never seen PikoLen stuff before until I saw some fanarts and this fanfic. Call me newgen idc 🤪

[@Pukeprincess]

@@veri_disko Their black vow cover is all you need to see

[@woag-mari]

and fupiko

[@Docchi]

i hope to see this as required reading for children in school in the future

[@insertenombre8522]

6:31 “then finally entered his house” … SILENCE … SAD MUSIC “I walked home”

[@okimimitsuko2735]

The fact that I was too invested that I thought there would be a part 2 🤣

[@Hamburgjer]

We need MORE gathapoid and gakupo adwentures 🙏🙏🙏

[@Reeizcool]

This should be on Netflix

[@dreadnoughtsdarling]

2016-2019 was wild brother

[@Effigy_the_furb]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[@elainad6728]

0:09 *COMEDY*

[@LongLight]

I lowkey need more of this from this KZbinr cause hello?? 😭😭 I'm actually crying from the images they used help especially for Gakupo, MEIKO, and Miku 😭😭💀 Nah I love this content I need more this delivered 😭❤️🍷

[@Hamburgjer]

Bruh why this is actually this good

[@aicka]

stopped everything i was about to do to watch this.

[@aicka]

and update it was worth it

[@happiness_showch]

i saw the title and my heart jumped in fear

[@Lady_ETHNE]

My jaw dropped when Fukase got hit by a car. My poor boy 😢 Good to know we’ve all written at least one questionable Vocaloid fic when we were younger. At least yours didn’t get turned in for a grade.

[@Beephines]

WHAT!? D- WHAT DID YOU DO?! DID YOURS GET TURNED IN FOR A GRADE?!

[@Lady_ETHNE]

@@Beephines I made an Oliver x Rin fic where Oliver is in the evillous chronicles and he tries to kill Rilliane at a ball but he can’t (basically Cendrillion in Servant of evil) and Rin turns good. A lot of my friends proof-read it and I got like a 95%. Thank you to my English teacher for letting me write fanfiction 😭

[@utisic.Slay_banana]

@Lady_ETHNE and i speak to myself, "what the fu-" Also is that it or is there more you rather not explain😭

[@Lady_ETHNE]

@@utisic.Slay_banana no that’s actually it lol. It’s 18 pages long

[@the-real-tooth-hurty]

Jaw dropped?!?!? Is that a reference!?!?!?!?

[@prithyachan333]

I've gone dizzy from laughing lmaooo. 1:09 i died when his eyes changed color 💀💀💀

[@cheetosan]

“HIS BLONDE MARIJUANA SHAPED HAIR” SCREAMING DJCBGBUKVF

[@La_Baguette420]

This is the most beautiful story I have ever heard in my life, I am truly moved by such amazing literature and strive to recreate such wonderful stories myself. I am a changed woman and the pronunciation and wording is truly immaculate, I will now go on to create the most questionable crack-fic known to man and will probably be arrested and given 10 life sentences for the horrors it will involve /j

[@dolleastar]

Part two needed

[@nicedood4824]

Damn, this is peak comedy.

[@heartbeatmap]

thank you for your bravery 🫶

[@HIKIKOMORI_143]

This brung a tear to my eye please keep this masterpiece locked away

[@strawbaby333]

Finally some good vocaloid fanfic

[@Gooberella03]

Len and piko KFC breakup reminds me of another popular breakup

[@VaNILLA.582]

Beautiful, Amazing, 10/10. I have NEVER seen something so mesmerizing until YT recommended this to me.

[@princesspompom0054]

It's better than the stories I came up with when I was 13

[@chellys.catbox]

"his blonde, marihuana shaped hair," what a perfect way to explain it

[@lukahmei2000]

Oooooo this is about to get spicy 🌶️ 🥵 *Grabs popcorn 🍿

[@cursed_strobewi]

reminds me of my own vocaloid fanfic I wrote at 13 years... IA was in like a harem with like all vocaloids I mew and it had Kaito dropping is Ice cream on her and naked Luka accidentally walking into IA showering. I font remember anything else but I know it was of the "comedy" genre too lmao

[@Sagninaw]

THE SONIC UNLEASHED MUSIC 😭

[@Gugunet26]

This was truly a magical experience

[@Starlight_Daycarelol]

This is so emotional im crying 😭😭😭

[@nukomao]

2:14 MY WIG FLEW WHEN I SAW HER

[@lornifixated]

oh no pikolenkaito….

[@MikeDoesStuff_0]

2:15 THAT JUMPSCARED ME (What nice hands Len got.) [Meiko&Miku be lookin'hotter than i remember ZAMN]

[@Zero-Pass]

Absolute Cinema!

[@tweegthestupidcat]

I WASNT EXPECTING FUKASE DYING I LITERALLY CHOKED (this is a masterpiece btw)

[@musaaxiii]

Minnemi what were you on during the making of that fanfic.

[@Pukeprincess]

Pikolen probably

[@4mB3risssilly]

7:19 I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING HELP???

[@doodlesezj]

Wow, gakupo is so good looking here

[@caelsalad6955]

i'm tearing up at this absolute masterpiece

[@eviem.3226]

Regina George Gumi is so incredible

[@therealzemokuOSC]

this is sad and questionable and funny at the same time deserves a A+from your teacher

[@YIPPIE296]

Why was comedy produced so demonically 😭

[@aniahliepard]

As expected you have made a horrifying masterpiece

[@okimimitsuko2735]

This inspired me to write my own Teto fanfiction, your story gave me motivation to start writing again

[@nukomao]

I giggled out loud when I saw the title. Thank you for torturing yourself for us

[@Koda0_o]

7:18 I was watching the video with a completely straight face, like, this is some pretty standard stuff, but then this happened and I was laughing for ten minutes

[@Split_Splat_Cat]

I love the logic that Piko is rich, and yet he gets bullied when in reality he’d be respected at least a little

[@txy_73]

I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE GAKUPO, FUKASE AND YUMA THERE

[@SleepycaffineCRK]

YEAH SAME AND I BRUSTED OUT LAUGHING WHEN YUUMA WAS CALLED THE PINK HAIRED BOY😭

[@txy_73]

@@SleepycaffineCRK ME TOO 😭😭

[@mayryu]

In eight minutes Minnemi has done the better Piko backstory than Sony ever dared to do, iconic

[@Lenka_chu]

“I went home, traumatized.” LOLOLOL

[@IjustDidaboomboom-nz2sq]

I was literally gonna cry today until I saw u posted I’m so happy🥲

[@lifelesscomplains]

This fanfic helped me get my life together, please keep writing

[@LaraNotLazy]

Someone should make an actuall vocaloid song with this story

[@pendejosan]

Forcing my friend for a a whole music series 4 this rn

[@ikerquinteroaviles2294]

BABE WAKE UP MINNEMI POSTED

[@norrieslibrary]

beautiful...

[@woag-mari]

THIS IS AMAZING BRO also i love how the tts voices fit the characters lmao

[@veri_disko]

Peak fiction. This will go down in the history of Vocaloid literature…!

[@kaitosclerosis]

im shitting bricks crying and screaming. this is art

[@ned__h]

am i the only one who started laughing after Fukase’s death?

[@lunarscopeshapeshifterprod7004]

THE PART WITH GUMI AND MEIKO REALLY KILLED ME ☠️😭

[@lunarscopeshapeshifterprod7004]

ALSO GAKUPO AS WELL 😭

[@reidalyn2328]

This is still miles better than my vocaloid fic, of which I wrote the first sentence and then abandoned forever "marijuana shaped hair" lmfao

[@noriakikakyoin8587]

Well. What was the sentence

[@reidalyn2328]

@@noriakikakyoin8587 I deleted the fic long ago so I don't remember exactly, but it probably went something like this: "Luka stood up and wiped the blood off her face, passing her hand by her mouth so she could taste it" It was supposed to be an AU fic where Luka is a serial killer. Super edgy and gory