The Wall [Half in the Bag]

Mike and Jay of RedLetterMedia discuss what fairy tale will be turned into the next violent, erotic, teen thriller. SPOILER: It's Humpty Dumpty.
Original Video: • Half in the Bag EXTRAS...
Twitter: / rigmarolehm

[@XDestroyoxZx]

That fucking Force Awakens helicopter shot reference.

[@batmanlaughed800]

Too perfect.

[@AleK0451]

BATTLE BROTHERS

[@SpruceCampbell]

It's about family.

[@KingLich451]

@@AleK0451 SPEHS MEHREEENS

[@thehipinmyear]

Fucking hell.... it took me a minute to get what you were referring to. I'm searching through the video looking for the 'Apocalypse Now' shot with the literal helicopters/tie fighters flying towards the camera with the sun in the background. xD

[@RolandDeschain1]

Fail in not having Rich Evans as the egg.

[@RigmaroleHM]

+RolandDeschain1 It can be if you want it to

[@RolandDeschain1]

Rigmarole And so it shall be until the end of time.

[@jordanspano9987]

One-Eye I

[@TheRealNormanBates]

You should have made the wizard look like Rich Evans. I know his face has a complex design and is hard to draw, but it would have been worth it.

[@HOTD108_]

Hey One-Eye, what's your profile picture from?

[@gwh3013]

TWIST.... OMG THERE'S A BOY IN THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and it took 12 years to make)

[@aptonymic3014]

GW H no let's give this series some spice. OLD LADY IN THE WALL!!!!

[@gwh3013]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwhat???

[@aptonymic3014]

GW H the grandpa died and she's living in the wall with grandpa's BONES!!!!

[@matman000000]

Wallhood, coming soon to 4D IMAX interactive theaters near you.

[@TerrenceNowicki]

The wall is the GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!!!!!!!

[@zbh9268]

As ridiculous as that is, I would watch that movie. Mike just knows how to sell an idea really well.

[@anitaspencer7526]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIiXlnqFhJWdmbM

[@korganrocks3995]

They made it. Some kind of alien lifeform attacks the chinese wall every 30 years or so in medieval times, and they have to fight them off. Matt Damon shows up and gets dragged into it all, and saves the day with the help of a beautiful young chinese warrior woman. I'm not even kidding, check his imdb.

[@HOTD108_]

@@korganrocks3995 Doesn't sound the same movie. I doubt Matt Damon spends half the runtime dead as a bag of glass.

[@korganrocks3995]

@@HOTD108_ Do his dead eyes count as he goes through the motions in a "China fuck yeah!" movie? 😄

[@MrTCBrady]

i like the rey and luke thing with the wizard lol

[@TheAntiSanta]

Watching this made me realize that Attack on Titan is the Japanese version of this joke. Eren Yeager is Humpty Dumpty.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

I guess I'm going to have to rewatch this video while playing the theme to ATTACK ON TITAN now.

[@poppers7317]

Seems he was the evil queen instead.

[@Carlosdreamur]

@@poppers7317 Reiner was Humpty Dumpty the whole time

[@LookingGlass69]

@@Carlosdreamur What a twist

[@notmbr]

Fitting that Historia should be the queen

[@deadNightwatchman]

1:42 "They have raw... make love in her mind." Classic Mike.

[@ObieCS2]

Brilliant animation! The only thing I could see being different is that the minions would be generic snarly CGI monsters so the hero can slaughter them by the hundreds with no moral qualms

[@valdo6231]

I was thinking the same. They wouldn't show that kind of carnage in a modern blockbuster, they want the movie to be PG-13.

[@Khazar321]

The spammy sword attacks are hilarious, lots of little details in the scenes, thank you for this!

[@Kango234]

The only thing I'd disagree on is that the power of love is what puts him back together again. Other than that, this is shockingly plausible and if his name wasn't Humpty Dumpty I'd be shocked if this wasn't in the works. I mean there are TWO gritty Hansel and Gretel movies!

[@SuperTunnelBoy]

TWO?!

[@Bacxaber]

You could name him Sir Humphrey or something.

[@BeowulfNorther]

small nitpick is humpty dumpty was never an egg hahaha, thats just some weird osmosis in pop culture, maybe because they put his pieces back together when he 'breaks'?

[@tigerburn81]

Humpty Dumpty was never described as being an egg in the original.

[@solvseus]

THIS!

[@bdh1297]

So good. Liked that little Episode VII helicopter shot

[@britneyhochman5204]

CRIMINALLY underviewed animation. I absolutely LOVED this!!

[@WeLoveMusicStudio]

I put in "half in the bag snow white" in YT searchbox just to listen to this fragment, and not only I find a clip of this fragment before the pisode, but I've already gave it a thumbs up. My life is a loop. Time to travel to Tibet

[@protips__]

That shit is 70% Attack on Titan.

[@jackmcglion8337]

Sort of. I would say 50 percent.

[@artofsam]

I like the idea but have the focus be about 'all the kings horse and all the kings men'. After many searches where the king used his whole cavalry he couldn't find Humpty so he hires a band of outlaw horsemen who after being imprisoned by the king will be granted riches if they find and bring back all the pieces of Humpty. Humpty's body parts could be broken into like 7 pieces all which were taken by different warrior tribes during the great siege.

[@livelongnprosper4051]

No one has talked about how this is nearly predicted The Great Wall movie

[@andrewwest7053]

1:56 the ending to Star Wars the force awakens 😂

[@cartmanofsp]

OLD LADY IN THE WALL!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[@jamesblack893]

People have been making JRPG plots off of Humpty Dumpty for ages

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Sad as it is to say, this _could_ be a good movie if the eggsecution was done well.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

don't forget Kevin *Bacon*

[@Zero_Ninety]

I'm sure it would be eggcellent..

[@tahunuva4254]

You have got to be yolking.

[@crimsondynamo615]

This movie written by Egghead from the Adam West Batman show

[@vandyckaldo]

@@crimsondynamo615 and Eggman from Sonic

[@AndrwsAnimatics]

I love your adaptation of mike's ramblings, it know its challenging to transcript improv audio into scenes and shots to animate later, also you chose one of a hell of an improv to animate, its full of action. Congrarulations well done :)

[@randumizerplus]

You have the best taste

[@rivercityrampage252]

There's a novel where the Humpty Dumpty story is done as a gritty crime drama

[@DaVince21]

"In Real D 3D and IMAX 3D" was a good touch.

[@temyi75]

we need Animated Mike Pitches a Horror Movie :D

[@lamkin9188]

"You cannot put him... back together again."

[@BIacklce]

he gets cursed into an egg, but a hot egg with muscles, and abs

[@JakeTvisterOfficial]

This felt like a long lost Drue Langlois animation. Great job!

[@seanb.6793]

Humphrey Dumphreys - called Humpty Dumpty by his buddies

[@MforMovesets]

Mike forgot that she and 3 wacky sidekicks with uninteresting backstories have to visit like 3 countries to solve the riddle how to put Humpty back together, and the movie is 3 1/2 hours long. 2 hours of it could have been cut. It's a Disney adaptation.

[@Feasco]

in this comment section: viewers demonstrate their knowledge of Humpty Dumpty never being identified as an egg in the original nursery rhyme, something they already knew and definitely don't remember reading in an article or social media in the recent past

[@Empress_Theresa]

I would watch that for a dollar!

[@frankthetank2550]

you're real??? kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipbHpJx5lrtleJY

[@AmazingThor]

I love that Jay is not even paying attention

[@alistairetheblu]

This popped up in my recommendations after watching the Cruella trailer.

[@gizzylaserfoot2604]

This is amazing. Great work.

[@alcosmic]

Jokes are now real.

[@chance713]

So really close to what the actual story behind the original Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme

[@Wladislav]

Jay's beard scares me.

[@dysonwitwer6430]

Is it bad that occasionally, while Mike makes these "bad idea" movies, that they actually sound kinda good to me?

[@nunyanunya4147]

yes. you have drank so much ov the watered down koolaid you are greatful for more than sugar water. conform. consume. collect.

[@qbatmobile]

It's so bad... RLM bad... GJ! I love it!

[@glen9593]

Can't wait to see the wall. And the sequels. And remakes, and reboots. But where were the King's horses?

[@kkendd]

This... this is a movie! Better write the script before someone else does.

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

Humpty Dumpty was not an egg, or even a human. It was a cannon.

[@solvseus]

Yep

[@hcironman9196]

i like the art style

[@glitchesandglitter]

Right now an executive is watching this and considering the idea

[@AstraVex]

Trump's Favourite Movie

[@realrealqbok]

why?!

[@vandyckaldo]

@@realrealqbok because thereps a wall and he wants to build a wall just like that.

[@krambert3966]

This sounds to good be a modern movie

[@floraposteschild4184]

Sounds like the Isis and Osiris myth.

[@RayThomasFilms]

His name would be Humphry Du frey.

[@Frencinap]

I forgot how good was this bit, thank you

[@YouSoSpice]

Fine work.

[@Write-Stuff]

So well done. Bravo.

[@dildonius]

All in all they cast a 'nother prick in _The Wall._

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

Obviously Mike has never heard of Pink Floyd's movie.

[@EliahNebb]

That lip sync is crazy good.

[@Ultrabingo]

This was a classic

[@kingpatrick1265]

So underrated!!!

[@FilmmakerJ]

Mike looks like Prince Eric from "The Little Mermaid." XD

[@HaonProductions]

Humpty Dumpty but it's Dark Souls, and at the end he does get put back together like some sort of medieval RoboCop, setting up the next public domain cinematic universe with like, Rumplestiltskin or something. I'd unironically watch it.

[@Nick-uo3lp]

This is awesome! Great work on this!

[@joetristan]

The yokes on me.

[@calebmalpin6926]

His name would be Humphrey and local children would call him Humpty Dumpty

[@JD-Media]

Fantastic animation!

[@GabrielGarcia-qr5wm]

HOW DID I NEVER SAW THIS

[@JD..........]

T H E W A L L

[@tunewarrior1148]

Even Fuck You It's January gets an Easter egg!

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Isn't this just that great wall fantasy movie?

[@xyonblade]

Algorithm works in mysterious ways!

[@daveassanowicz186]

It was alright

[@Endocrom]

7 years ago! What?

[@chazdoit]

Was there a reference to episode 7 when the princess offers the wizard a piece of humpty? (instead of a lightsaber)

[@drmntpibb]

jokes are now real....

[@rickwilliams967]

Damn, I thought we were talking Pink Floyd for a minute

[@cesarmadero05]

Dude... they need to fool everybody and make money of something stupid.

[@drmntpibb]

great animations too

[@nunyanunya4147]

i have a feeling they dont know the backstory on the fairy tale....

[@OleHams]

If you change the name this will prob get 10xs the views, which I think it deserves. Unfortunately you gotta make it something cancerous like: *REDLETTERMEDIA'S HALF IN THE BAG ANIMATED SKETCH REATION GONE SEXUAL!*

[@stordoy]

They made a movie about a wall, a psychological wall, based on an album of the same name

[@Lilljehook]

Impressive..

[@badchannelname]

Look like they are going to go to Futt Buck point

[@Janfon1]

Oh I thought it was going to be about Pink Floyd's The Wall this is pretty nice, too, though

[@Tube_Chaser]

Go back to making Vermintide animations and stop appearing in the comments of random videos I watch!!!

[@dildonius]

hhhhha. you lose.

[@henkman00]

filter out the Humpty Dumpty elements for something else (guy needs to protect his city) and you have a decent premise for a fairytale adventure...

[@RCTPatriot75]

It's 2022,Humpty would be a strong woman that's the key to everything.

[@HashbrownMashup]

WHOAH!

[@mBrajan]

niiice one!! love that discussion

[@TheRoboG]

Awesome my dude :-)

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Isn't that just The Giant Slayer and Shingeki No Kyojin?

[@BEY0NDtheINFINITY]

Well done :)

[@milestrombley1466]

Wall of Thrones. 🤣

[@Craytonex]

this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen all year.

[@lnfreeman]

This is fucking amazing

[@rooty]

Would be pretty lit

[@HypeTrains]

This sounds like an anime ngl

[@davidwuhrer6704]

I'm disappointed that this is not about Pink Floyd.

[@unimark]

Incredible

[@MrBloodbunny]

Awesome! thanks :)

[@Rebazar]

Jokes ARE real now. We even have one as president!

[@TheRealNormanBates]

For your enjoyment: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5PEq2idrNmEhaM (mute the sound on this and play the link while watching. Enjoy!)