the WEIRD Bear Grylls game nobody played

Man vs Wild: The Game is a strange Discovery Channel game that really doesn't need to exist.
but it does, and it's really weird.
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[@MindPulp]

would YOU join Bear Grylls in the wild?? (you may have to eat some bugs, and drink some things you really don't wanna drink)

[@drew360]

Nah

[@mommylee17]

Game request: The ant bully for PS2

[@mitchellsmith6390]

If i can vault over a bear, yes

[@franminanicollier9431]

The "charity and politics" section of his Wikipedia page starts with a picture of him juggling, he must be an alright guy to be around.

[@MOOGZ764]

Have you guys tried timesplitters???

[@mitchellsmith6390]

Drinking piss out of a hollowed snake skin is 10/10 gameplay

[@mh-rl4sz]

how to impose dominance in forest, just drink your piss from corpses of your predators

[@Waulypolosin]

Absolute mind pulp chef kiss

[@SideBurns]

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKE!

[@samholdsworth420]

I'll drink piss

[@samholdsworth420]

I drinkk piss daily because its sterile

[@tornado5d267]

I like how it’s too much to kill a cougar but it’s ok to kill a snake and piss in it

[@taurengraybeard218]

We all have our boundaries, and thats ok.

[@birdmonster115]

​@@taurengraybeard218 😂😂

[@sauceontoes3457]

The game is anti-snake

[@Firestar-TV]

The only Reason why he didn't do it, is because it's too heavy to carry around and he can't fill it

[@justinsherman282]

No shit, I fuckin spit a mouth full of water all over the place when I read this comment

[@PhattyBolger]

"Now, I'm going to take you through five of the most dangerous places on the earth to see if you can press the A button rapidly enough to survive."

[@torquetheprisoner]

the hotel is the loading screen

[@ashtonkamien8542]

Hey man I like your logo of the game called the suffering that game is so fun and good All Star never played I see on KZbin the good to play

[@torquetheprisoner]

@@ashtonkamien8542 it's a good game series to play

[@Sarah-qx4vz]

@@ashtonkamien8542😂 you sound like you’re studying English

[@TylerEubank]

@@ashtonkamien8542pee pee vagina

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@Sarah-qx4vzbe nice Sarah

[@Hyperion-5744]

Drinking piss should be the health item in this game. Edit: I said this about 1 minute into the video and i wasn't expecting it to actually happen.

[@samholdsworth420]

Isn't it?

[@blazzing4321]

Legend…

[@johnaldaco4892]

I thought it was

[@nah656]

Lmao

[@23Tuv]

Everyone keeps talking about the piss drinking, but does no one remember the episode where to get water, he drank poop juice out of some elephant dung?

[@bubby716]

You just unlocked a old memory lol. I remember watching that episode with my family and we were all speechless

[@SuperUvix]

Fun Fact: that elephant dung was drenched in water from the crew before bear drinks it

[@lancepage1914]

​@@SuperUvixstill gross. 😆

[@bubby716]

@@SuperUvix damn that makes it so not as cool 😂

[@Dob_Ogurt]

Mmmm yeah I tried myself, it's actually really refreshing even though it's warm

[@HIKIKOMORI_AUDIO]

I’ll never forget coming home drunk with my mate and turning on the tv and Bear Grylls was scaling down the side of a cliff with some vine from a tree and he was squishing his own balls

[@alejohndrom4092]

why was he squishing his own balls?

[@brandonstewart5442]

​@@alejohndrom4092 cuz he was scaling down the mountain.

[@dragomilosevic4823]

Your mate was squishing his balls!?

[@mikeylikesit6622]

Never forget

[@brightblackhole2442]

@@brandonstewart5442 but why was he scaling down the mountain

[@detectivemadoka69420]

My bro got me this game for christmas, we called some friends and spent the entire holiday playing it while drunk 10/10.

[@esmeralda6293]

fuck i need to do this

[@JhenryCarroll]

@@esmeralda6293on god

[@itdobelikedattho8112]

​@@esmeralda6293no don't, drinking is bad for you

[@CODA96]

@@itdobelikedattho8112 Yeah, we all know it would have been funnier with weed

[@itdobelikedattho8112]

@@CODA96 don't smoke either

[@PoisonousPen]

“I didn’t think we’d hollow out a snake and then drink piss from its corpse.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ummm575]

My wife pointed out how funny it was that Drinking piss was one of the few things they added sound effects for.

[@HippyStash]

I love that you watched this with your wife.

[@Matt-qo2lu]

​@@HippyStash right? I wish my wife shared one of my hobbies. Or at least cared to pretend lol

[@clausi_aiden]

Lmaoo​@@Matt-qo2lu

[@MrJaySoN777]

Bear Grylls: "Ah shit, it's a bear" Bear: "Ah shit, it's Bear"

[@HushtheMag]

When Bear filled his flask around the 3 minute mark I love how he has a perfectly clean and filtered waterfall behind him but opted to scoop the water from the shallow dirt puddle.

[@User-rka_zykx76]

That part would annoy a survivalist 😂

[@maninthesnow4393]

I like how he choose to drink his piss. When there water in the area.

[@slimeprivilege]

what makes you think the water is good to drink?

[@maninthesnow4393]

@@slimeprivilege we got fire we got ways to make bowels we can boil it.

[@_Lucifer_.]

@@slimeprivilegewhat makes u think Urine is even better🤨

[@hedgehog3180]

@@_Lucifer_. I mean it is, piss is safe to drink in the short term since it is mostly water and doesn't contain any microbes. It's only dangerous if you keep drinking it because it contains waste materials your body is trying to expell.

[@slimeprivilege]

@@_Lucifer_. because it's sterile

[@schlossgespenst354]

Solid Snake = Snake Eater Bear Grylls = Piss Drinker?

[@venomfoxgames]

Don't you mean Naked Snake?

[@sketch77777]

NO THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE

[@Triforceman1]

@@sketch77777true

[@decayedparadigm]

Snake Eater - Jack, Naked Snake aka Big boss

[@muslimcel4581]

​@@sketch77777Bear snake?

[@Jcproductions489]

The virgin Sons of The Forest vs the chad Man vs Wild for Xbox 360

[@deepsingha8045]

I was reading vs vs vs vs vs

[@alphabravo06]

Bear Grylls: “I can’t see what’s in the water.” Also Bear Grylls: *Proceeds to jump in from a helicopter* 😂

[@parkertulk7485]

His Skeleton floats up a few seconds later.

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@parkertulk7485😮

[@trueblue72-ul6lo]

Pissing myself laughing 😂😂 I might drink it 🤔

[@sillygoose4263]

You better not waste what mother nature gives you🤨🫵

[@khadelsnerdo]

Gimme some😢

[@saarza9991]

Loose lois

[@Adarkane325xi]

Beat Grylls also ate an apple that a bear shit out. I feel like that doesn’t get enough attention. He just dug it out of a pile, rinsed it off and chowed-down.

[@foetusdeletus6313]

He squeezed water out of elephant dung

[@SquirrelASMR]

How hes a perv

[@saarza9991]

​@@foetusdeletus6313 he ate eyeball of one animal and blue juice came out

[@enigmalfidelity]

Want to know the most disturbing part? Some executive heard his pitch, saw footage, and signed a contract. Far more disturbing that what Bear is ACTUALLY doing. Lol

[@TheReZisTLust]

Ill never forget his episode to Zambia where he dug out the honking beast of a grub which popped like an overdue zit onto the cameras.

[@TheReZisTLust]

The sound they added of him going oh my goodness is actually that exact scene

[@dontshootmex5588]

That scene still haunts me to this day

[@Keepone974]

I've just watched it. OMG🤮

[@ravioli9171]

Haha I remember feeling so disgusted by that.

[@TheReZisTLust]

Lmao hope you enjoyed it, my favorite episode for ever 😂 like a pimple all over the camera lens​@@Keepone974

[@blakemarsee4801]

This was a weird time in gaming. It's like the industry didn't know where it was going for about four years.

[@JnRskaters]

It’s still that way 😂😂

[@bobbyt405]

Maybe for Xbox😂 I remember they released a Burger king game too.

[@venomfoxgames]

*BEAR IS INCAPACITATED*

[@raphaelturtle4146]

I wouldn't say nobody played it. Matt McMuscles (best friends) played this nearly a decade ago and I still quote it to this day. "His balls are filled to burst with poison!"

[@niko9126]

I showed my dad that video and to this day will quote “dickbiters” 😂

[@darkmarshmallow]

yep, i bought this game because of two best friends, RIP

[@AlexToasterOven]

I kid you not, I was in my local used store yesterday and saw this on the shelf and thought "This would be great for Mind Pulp. I should tweet them a pic" then I totally forgot. I'm STOKED

[@WorkingViews]

Just binged all your vids. Finished off with a bit piss, what a treat. Solid work boys

[@dickdastardly7350]

I binged all their videos the other night, I was so stoned I ended up drinking piss to cure my cotton mouth

[@ssjssgecko5411]

Glazing

[@Xander0114]

Used his bare ‘Bear’ hands 2:36 😂

[@matthewavery2934]

11:20 guess we won't get anymore seasons of Man vs Wild now because Bear Grylls was mauled to death, ironically by a bear 😁

[@Sparrow9612]

The bear grylled him over a fire.

[@matthewavery2934]

@@Sparrow9612 oh man that was a good one why didn't I think of that 😁

[@baoquoc3710]

Bear Grylls, but he *Grylled* himself in the game😂😂😂

[@matthewavery2934]

@@baoquoc3710seriously, why didn’t I think of these, these are golden

[@baoquoc3710]

@@matthewavery2934 hoping one day could bought this game for all the shits and lols🤣

[@jakekunz5168]

2:35 “omg did he use his bare hands on that” No sir, he used his Bear hands 😂😂😂

[@410Noodlez]

Nahhh the hollowed snake urinal/canteen combo is INSANE

[@CLOCKWORKWARMACHINE]

I always remember the episode where literally out of the gate the dude was squeezing fresh shit to drink the juices coming out, like he had barely left the carpark into the national park

[@GoosePuncher99]

this era of xbox 360 was iconic. reminds of the championship paintball and pure atv games

[@TurtleFaceMaGee]

Ironically, this will not be the first duo on yt I’ve seen play this game. I hope someone else remembers the “Two Best Friends Play” show too lmao

[@franminanicollier9431]

His face is like if Max Payne was being smug

[@wistyroamlands7495]

"how is there bear tracks here, was the bear platforming??" Loool The mission being 'escape Canada' just makes this so much better. Omg.

[@pickchickens5286]

when it showed the deer near the water I actually thought that Bear Grylls gonna jump out like an alligator and kill the deer XD

[@Jordan_Starr]

I thought it actually was bear for too long 😭

[@pickchickens5286]

@@Jordan_Starr hahahaha

[@deltakronrewardsvariant4340]

I bought this game for my stepfather, it was his birthday and he never opened the package.😂

[@holliday72889]

You were a terrible stepson

[@samholdsworth420]

You are an amazing stepson

[@vallewasgeddney5996]

You are a stepson

[@Cognitoman]

😂 lol!!

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

Being a stepson is like being a step without being a son.

[@janky477]

The moment he jumped over the bear and then went right into drinking piss from the snake carcass just sent me 😂😂😂

[@CMRenegade]

"To be able to survive in the wild - you have to drink your own piss" "Just get a snake, gut it and you'll survive for days, stay tuned for more episodes where I say a bunch of crazy survival advice, meanwhile my staff serves up proper meals on the side behind the camera, but we won't talk about that on this show - with my experience to teach you, there will be no obstacle nor deadly disease to prevent you surviving in the wild!" - *Bear Grylls proceeds to shrink and crawl into shadowy bushes like Golum*

[@BratislavMetulski]

that moment when youre think youre smart.... but you arent. obviously they serve real food there. this is a educational show, not a documentary.

[@CMRenegade]

@@BratislavMetulski Wasn't claiming to be some genius - was just a joke about how a bunch used to think he legit would only rely on the stuff he found in the wild. Not much to it than facts. Maybe a lame joke, but I wasn't trying to prove I'm smart. And I don't need to prove anything to you. Have a good one.

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

​@@BratislavMetulski the show is nowhere near educational. In fact, most of the "survival" stunts he does will actually kill you quicker. For starters, in no way should you ever drink your own piss, even when dehydrated. The salts and ammonia will only quicken your dehydration. It's bodily waste for a reason.

[@DILLIGAFgaming-c8t]

​@@BratislavMetulskiyou actually think it's educational? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PointsofData]

​@@BratislavMetulski Digging things out of animal feces to eat is, in your view, good survival advice?

[@itsWelshy]

17:36 completely failing that sliding section in the worst way possible reminds me of when you just dont press any buttons during Heavy Rain chase sequences. Just absolute calamity 😂

[@volsavious2319]

I've been down lately and you guys always make me feel better.

[@Cynocehali]

Me too but we move forward.

[@NPC_Kyle]

Fighting the hotel manager for free breakfast is the boss fight

[@AlphaFlight]

This was definitely a fever dreamy type of game to see.

[@Shoebil]

12:20 "Oh my go- Of course there's a platforming segment. Hold on, i need some for piss for this." 😂

[@KURSEDSOULS666]

One of the weirdest games they licensed everything back then you should try deadliest catch the game

[@Mr.Death101]

This game saved my life I'm only alive because of what I learned from playing this game in the wilderness

[@ggggloveking9419]

A stick, a snake, and a bladder of piss can save your life

[@MadastheHatter13]

Ironically a lot of the stuff Bear tells people to do when lost in the wild would actually endanger your life further.

[@bjornironsides6474]

No, he is the real deal. The show was still just a show though.

[@MadastheHatter13]

@@bjornironsides6474 I just find it hard to believe that soldiers would be taught to do things that would compromise their ability to fight. It's like some SAS guys were breaking his balls "Yeah Bear! Eat those millipedes and climb into that maggot riddled decomposing sheep carcass! We do it all the time!"

[@bjornironsides6474]

@@MadastheHatter13 that’s because they don’t need to do it when the mission goes as planned.

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

His whole shtick of drinking piss is the *_last_* thing you want to do when dehydrated. It's not far off from drinking seawater.

[@_.king9._102]

@@bjornironsides6474you do know it’s like public news about the time random people stumbled upon him hanging out with the film crew surrounded by pop up tents with coolers full of ice and drinks and a foldable table and a entire commercial RV with a kitchen that was making food for him and the film crew? Yeah he’s cool and can climb down a cliff on a vine like Jorge of the jungle but most of that show was like 95% just entertainment. He even issued a public apology.

[@mikew2412]

I owned this game. There was one point where you had to jump on to a moving train that I never could time correctly. Never finished it.

[@Firestar-TV]

,,All you had to do was to follow the damn Train, Bear, instead of drinking your own Piss!!!"

[@hody.8381]

Forget Green Hell, this is the real survival experience.

[@matthewhardwick8208]

You know how Bear Grylls survives out in the wilderness? Successfully completing QTEs.

[@alvincampo5811]

God I remember watching Two Best Friends Play play this game years ago. I completely forgot about this game

[@laurencebown3404]

probably easier to survive in the wild than it is to summon the will to complete this

[@firstnamelastnamesb]

7:53 Imagine being the person who had to animate Bear Grylls getting blown by a snake.

[@DEGENERATORexe]

I feel so bad for anyone who had to work on this game, like imagine having to grin through making this in order to feed your family

[@JakeBourne13]

Been binge watching all the Mind Pulp videos, thank god they dropped this banger. Where do yall find these games 😂

[@SupremeOracle]

5:50 the fact bear grylls actually survived a skydiving freak accident , is insane work lmaooo

[@ajt9011]

Therapist:"Looksmaxxing Bear Grylls is not real he can't hurt you" Meanwhile Looksmaxxing Bear Grylls: 2:09

[@umbrellacorp.]

I used to love watching Bear Grylls Man Vs Wild back then. 😄 I saw the game advertised for PS3 too. Good thing I didn't waste my money. 😅

[@MexicanDumbsville]

I'm so happy Jake Gyllenhaal is now canon to Mind Pulp lore

[@evankern5219]

Actually imagine Gordon Ramsay and Bear Grylls on an expedition. The entertainment possibilities are endless

[@charlie-ks2uu]

Was having a rough day today, but i watched this on my lunch break in my car and you guys had me laughing out loud! So funny! Thank you guys 😁

[@CerealKIllaDoky]

I need to see bear without shirt fighting a bear 😂

[@behrskull7336]

I remember when TBFP played this 🥲 good memories

[@MEGVTRON]

"he looks bummed out" how would you look if you were literally stuck in a forest drinking piss 😂

[@brockly6434]

Two best friends playing this is a classic youtube video. RIP two best friends

[@eveytaylor-harrison7540]

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE GREATEST 😂 0:47

[@magking1971]

Literally!

[@Tavernadolobo]

Say what you want, this show was amazing when I was a kid

[@tommyking8560]

Yes it was

[@user-ir8yp4km3o]

Dudes can literaly climb on thin air he should be the next assassin protagionist in assassins creed with such skill

[@streettim7]

I’d happily keep watching you guys play through the whole game, this is hilarious!

[@SpeedySonic3000]

i like you guys but the smoothie shit joke was TOO FAR...

[@zacharisincennes8026]

I like the Survivorman show with Les Stroud better.

[@nojuanatall3281]

Survivorman was real. Man v wild was staged.

[@mechadeka]

Survivorman was the result of Stroud continually sending Discovery Channel videos of himself wandering around in the woods alone until they finally gave him a show, lol

[@niko9126]

This took me back to the “2 best friends play” series, the most memorable episode for me is when they played this game

[@Cupheadsadvocate]

never accept a dinner party invite from bear grylls. he'll piss in the glasses and make you drink it

[@JayK337]

I dont care if he use to stay in hotels. He stabbed a wild boar in the neck and guzzled the blood pouring out like a faucet.

[@crappymeal]

So he killed an animal for nothing

[@TheReZisTLust]

He drank its blood. So upped his fluids 🤓☝️.​@@crappymeal

[@crappymeal]

@@TheReZisTLust waste of time and life

[@Ebstarrunner]

You guys are the best.. Found your Lost Via Domus video the other day and I'm hooked on watching you lol

[@oldmate69]

The jump over the bear to straight drinking piss is a power move 🤣🤣

[@mastershake3040]

Dude I love your guys genuine reactions. I'll be saying the exact same thing at the same time as you guys. The absolute disgust at the plane not making a peep when it took off is so funny lmfao

[@ApexCdHD]

They should have added pizza slices as collectibles but he only collects them when the cameras are off

[@tonybippitykaye]

I get it’s from 2011, but I’m confident that even with all the survival games it could’ve taken inspiration from, it still would’ve turned out like this.

[@lydianbreaux9332]

“I didn’t think we were actually gonna drink piss.” After picking worms to eat out of shit.

[@R0KURU]

I’ve never seen a vid by you two before but man, I was laughing throughout the whole video 😂

[@bryanglaser88]

“You HAD water! You didn’t HAVE to drink the piss!!” 😂😂

[@nickgee7291]

This was the funniest commentary everrrr the puma attack music and the platforming bear 😂

[@raptorrex4438]

Mind pulp vs wild now that would be a major W

[@shannansshenanigans4607]

This game let's you Back Flip off planes , helicopters , edges , lakes ect ...

[@wadenbeisser2491]

My favourite childhood memory of this game was when bear grylls grilled a bear with beer on his grills.

[@JeffHGuitar]

Still feels like I learned something, thanks Bear.

[@Bowling_Dude]

i miss the days when every tv show had some quickly put together video game. my favorite as a kid was The Amazing Race but it wasn't single player at all and no one in my family would actually play it with me.

[@Summercamp1sland]

5:35 funny part is that’s how he got out of the sas parachute failure and hitting the ground from 16k feet up

[@FENTONAWL1]

Honestly this game would be playable if only there were actual sound effects the lack of sound for everything is driving me absolutely INSANE

[@phelovepokemon]

2:30 is giving me flashbacks to the catwoman game... ptsd is real man

[@spacejihadist4246]

I love how he turned around, paused for a while and started waving his arms.

[@hectorgarza6679]

Jokes aside, Bear Grylls is really into piss drinking huh. It seems like it could be raining, or he could be next to a river and he'll still want to drink piss from somewhere.

[@JM-yv8xs]

This will be a classic mind pulp episode, also some kind of joke about mid poop or something

[@reroll0825]

You guys are like the new Two Best Friends Play, both Canadian and playing shovelware of yesteryear, that's prob. why you guys are so funny.

[@bes03c]

20 minute video about a random 7th generation licensed game? Count me in!

[@Nightmareof94]

I’ve binge watched ultimate survivor hundreds of time still one of the best shows there was

[@yoursonisold8743]

"Why would nature conspire against man like this?!" - Pat Fuckboivin

[@Leggiebeans]

Fun fact I’ve actually been face to face with a mountain lion at night. It looked at me like I was completely inconsequential, then walked on. It was the most cat-like reaction to seeing a human being that I’ve ever experienced 😂

[@jangleleg117]

I'm getting MGS Snake Eater vibes for sure. Gonna have to try this

[@DrMaddMoose]

3:34 the fishing hit marker isn’t off, that happens in real life too it’s refraction