The Weird Ways People Have Hurt Themselves During Sex

There are some truly bizarre ways that people hurt themselves having sex. Ana Kasparian and Cenk Uygur discuss on The Young Turks. Watch TYT LIVE on weekdays 6-8 pm ET. kzbin.infolive
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"Sex is chock-full of health benefits like stress relief and incontinence prevention, but even small missteps can result in serious injury.
In addition to commonly cited sex injuries like broken penises and falls in the shower, a handful of more obscure sex accidents have occurred and prove sex can be, well, complicated.
From spicy food that burned a woman's genitals to a wedding ring caught on a man's penis, these are some of the weirdest sex injuries in history and the medical explanations behind them."
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[@missouriprideusa6241]

Please do more of these funny kinds of segments, not always about sex, but other funny stuff, maybe like every Saturday at a certain time for example. Sometimes, it's nice to take a break from serious issues and have a little fun.

[@crystlelakefarm1254]

I second that!

[@jackkanoff6265]

It's Sunday Funday at TYT. Even us trolls luv it.

[@johnlynn8543]

I was just telling my gf as I got ready for work this morning that I check TYT every morning in case they have something like that up recently.

[@hollyannbest2300]

I love the background laughter .

[@metamike2012]

I love it when you guys cover fun stuff. It's good to see there's a light side to the news and watch you laugh. Be like Soupy Sales.

[@Femmefatale1990]

The Daily Wire could never

[@lenagreen3679]

The laughing in the background is hilarious!😅😂

[@goodmorninggilw2836]

I'm totally with you on that one

[@angelabarnes7588]

Liz's boyfriend must have walked around all proud of himself! Hahahaha!!

[@MadDragon75]

"get married and then you don't have to have sex" 😂😂😂

[@darkdan3379]

Nope...

[@blackpillrising3164]

No one ever has to have sex. Somebody needs to tell bell Clinton that.

[@MadDragon75]

@@blackpillrising3164 who is Bell?

[@blackpillrising3164]

@@MadDragon75 slick willy, otherwise known as the hildabeast husband. Rapist, and frequent flyer to Epstein island. And roades scholar and new world order shill syphilis sufferer and cocain addict. The hero of the modern left and all good deep state propagandists. Surely a smart women like you knows this.

[@CookieFirefourth]

@@MadDragon75 He's Bell My Dingle

[@neonshadow5005]

Holy shit this was hilarious. This is one reason why I love TYT. No script and nothing to hold them back from saying whatever they want to, with Cenk personally contributing to it and making it worse.

[@justacatwhocantype]

At least the guy with the wedding ring did not have a lot to lose.

[@ed.z.]

She got the point.

[@shhhperry9852]

I love Ana… “oh I don’t know, I’m not a doctor”. Lol I’m dead 😵

[@thebeigesheep6132]

Used his wedding ring?? How is it physically possible to be that small?

[@charlottestuart8465]

I was thinking the same thing. Either that or he has massive sausage fingers. lol

[@kimwilliams757]

Thank you! I mean wtf?

[@lisaangarola4070]

What 😮😂 Is that where they come up with the phrase pencil dick.

[@ew4932]

@@charlottestuart8465 I was also think exactly the same thing!

[@ndotl]

Rings on the market, but not as small as a wedding ring.

[@hurricaneace143]

Oooogfffff

[@jww312]

Dude, laughing in the background cracks me up.😂

[@tethergobrrr]

I had tiger balm on my hand after treating insect bites. Something. Something. My poor boyfriend.

[@befall]

I just want to see the faces of the people giggling in the background sometimes

[@jackkanoff6265]

They look like any average manbun.

[@remistarlight8485]

"What's that in your pants?" "It's a natural rock formation" "Fascinating!" 🧐

[@gwen8859]

😂😂😂Haha hahaha

[@tonys3165]

My sister was on the front desk of a major hospital and told me that many people were admitted with all sorts objects lost inside themselves. Bananas being the most common

[@erflingnot]

Oh no, please don’t start with the hamster 🐹stories again

[@AbuelaBenitez]

I worked in triage at major hospital ER. The topper in my experience was a couple in their 70’s…. He put a No. 2 Lead pencil in his penis. You should have seen the doctors face!!!

[@brintonmike8506]

Do not use riped bananas, they meld and disappear.

[@netware2000]

Best show ever, I very much like the lighter side. Needed that break.😅😅😅

[@tonys3165]

A guy I know thought taking 3 Viagra. The thing wouldn't go down so he had to be hospitalized next day as it was painful. And no, it wasn't me

[@charlesasmith7836]

They need to read the warning label 😂

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

Ooooh, you know what doctors do if that is really severe, they stick a hypo needle in there and suck out the excess blood, otherwise you wind up with tissue damage 😳😬😱

[@tonys3165]

@@IndyAvocadoKid Goodness me.

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

@@tonys3165 Ok, I’ll take things that make me go OWEEE! for $500 😳😬😏

[@Hershey.barbie]

Cenk: "...From nuts🥜 to nuts?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@johnkufeldt3564]

Thanks for a light heated laugh, great way to end this week and start a new month. Cheers.

[@marysparks2975]

First thing today that made me laugh...out loud, at that!

[@christophergreen6595]

A girl once cracked my ribs by being waaaaaay too enthusiastic to get started. Jumped onto me on the couch knees first.... WTF!?!?

[@polyticks8453]

oh god. was she mad you werent able to perform?

[@christophergreen6595]

@@polyticks8453 literally, yes... for a minute. Did not seem to understand that she had just broken my chest, lol. I recall we got around to it very carefully a couple hours later :)

[@vansdan.]

reminds me of the louis ck bit about her showing him a picture of his mothers beheaded body mid-coitus

[@polyticks8453]

@@christophergreen6595 nice lol

[@rachelraccoon5565]

That was fun, thank you. :) My story isn't terribly weird, but I did think it was going to kill me lol... We were 'doing it' on the arm of the couch when suddenly I felt like I had broken my armpit or something. The most frighteningly, horribly painful stabbing pain I've ever experienced. Was doubled over, screaming, crying, spinning in circles cuz I couldn't stand still. Wound up in the ER where the doctor informed me I had twisted a rib. To this day I don't know how that is physically possible, but believe me when I tell you that couch-arm-sex is simply NOT worth it!!!

[@Miroslava_Ivanova]

My "favourite" case from that show is the couple who decided to pour a giant melted gummy bear instead of wax on each other. The woman got 3rd degree burns, iirc. NEVER use sugary things like that instead of wax, sugars trap the heat and you will be in a lot of pain.

[@charlesasmith7836]

Wow my goodness hope that woman is ok now 😳

[@Miroslava_Ivanova]

@@charlesasmith7836 I'm pretty sure they had the actual couple in the episode to comment, so it ended well enough, I guess.

[@charlesasmith7836]

@@Miroslava_Ivanova Oh ok right nice yes 👍👍

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

Foodstuff can get surprisingly hot, like the first time I microwaved a pizza pocket thing and found out the internal temperature of the filling is the same as molten lava 😂

[@Miroslava_Ivanova]

@@IndyAvocadoKid That's probably because of the lactose (which is a type of sugar) in the cheese, actually, so yeah, hot food is not to be underestimated 😅

[@uncomfortabletruth5915]

I was cutting a hot pepper and scratched my nuts, and I was on fire for hours.

[@lustyargonianmaid4071]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴 damn

[@chezmoi42]

You cook nude? That's risky af even without peppers!

[@easydiddit]

Ana is definately the best

[@1chiTheKiller]

The penicillin infection thing from semen reminded me of that Spider-Man story that is one of the most hated stories in his history where after him and Mary Jane have sex, she gets radiation poisoning and dies because of his radioactive jizz juice. So that cracked me up, even if it is a serious medical issue.

[@denacrescini1990]

The ONLY reason I clicked on this story is because I knew Ana would be cracking up!

[@MEETMagazine]

His wedding ring fit down there? 💍 You know he wasn't black!

[@jrstar1439]

Whatever he is, his mini micro! 🤣

[@eyesonwashington1]

Why is sex sooooo funny!! Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pudda-pudda]

the fact that the pee pee fits a wedding ring...

[@wysteriaherr8306]

I thought this was an April fool's sketch. I was pleasantly surprised.

[@aaronsande]

...and then you have Liz....

[@ndotl]

Cenk failed to realize the spicy food had not passed through the guys system.

[@supremelink7299]

The most painful way to hurt yourself is child support and alimony.

[@SopurkhKaur]

Yes, you can breath peanut butter breath on someone and cause severe reaction or even death to someone who is sensitive

[@dtchinacat3973]

Maybe the guy has the world's largest finger, but I doubt it?🤔

[@boiling_snow_water_]

the soundboard!!!💀💀💀 can't let that happen!!

[@user-vx2jo3xd3t]

I had a scary episode with a lover years ago. He had a serious nut allergy that we were cautious about. One night I had a bubble bath, using a tablespoon of a recently gifted bubble bath product. Big claw foot bathtub and a nice deep soak. An hour later as he snuggled and kissed my neck, he had an anaphylactic reaction to my body. After medication intervention, he recovered. One tiny portion of the bubble bath mixture was sweet almond oil. Diluted in gallons of water, distributed across my skin, towelled off of said skin, was still enough to cause harm. Also would love you to do a bit more research on "priapism". Male and female.

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

Priapism is no fun. It happens all the time to guys that do not need the blue pills and take them anyway. One curious side effect it using those pills can make your vision blue. So not only do have a painful boner but you are getting on with a smurfette.

[@gwen8859]

Wedding ring? How small was he??? 🤔

[@goodmorninggilw2836]

😂

[@goodmorninggilw2836]

So much for big hands right?😂

[@gwen8859]

@@goodmorninggilw2836 or big feet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@percpianogal9402]

One of my favourite videos you have ever done! Thanks so much 😂

[@paulinespence4791]

This was very informative, and tastefully presented. Thank you guys.

[@ruthcavanagh1043]

Believe it or not an orgasm that won't stop can happen and it did to me and after the first couple minutes it was awful! No matter what I did sitting down standing up walking taking a shower going to the bathroom nothing stopped this orgasm that lasted probably 4 hours or more! I was in pain from the orgasm! Not to mention how embarrassing would it have been if I was not at home when it happened.. some couples like to get frisky and have sex in other places..😊 but thank God I was home! It finally subsided.. that is after taking muscle relaxers and my regular pain medication. Believe me it's no 😂 laughing matter and I did learn one very important lesson that day.. too much of a good thing is never good!

[@mommar4858]

It happens! It's physiological and muscular, our bodies are so complex. Nature is so complex ✌️

[@gusmarokity6482]

I didn't have four hours in the last fourty years !

[@ruthcavanagh1043]

@@gusmarokity6482 😮‍💨.. so sorry for you! Neither extreme is any good!

[@mainstreammutant]

One time I was wearing a ring an painting my house. I had gloves on but a paint can slipped and fell on my hand and crushed the ring onto my finger. It was the scariest 20 minutes of my life but eventually I was able to bend the ring back into a circle enough to wiggle it off

[@rockhoundtg]

2:05- Those rock formations are in Cappadocia in central Turkey.

[@janwilliams1781]

There is no such thing as a “mild burn” on the nether region!

[@solreygames8407]

I bet everyone in that hospital saw her coming from a mile away...

[@scotty101ire]

Get a veteran ER doctor or PM drunk they have the best stories ever about things going wrong during fun time

[@00Skyfox]

That sounds like an alternative version to the Gilligan's Island theme: "...a three-hour orgasm, a three-hour orgasm..."

[@HisBubbliness]

LOL, Cenk and Ana were all over this.😂

[@webman1956]

If you just break out the Crisco and rubber sheets, you stay away from the harmful stuff that might hurt you like naked Twister or naked Slip and Slide.

[@TheMastiffprince]

What if you slip off the sheets. Then you might have a portuforence 😂😂

[@webman1956]

@@TheMastiffprince I forgot to mention that the bed has grab handles.....safety first!

[@kushclarkkent6669]

That B roll 😂 Never change TYT.

[@markputnam4491]

Ana and Cenk this gives new meaning to put a ring on. I will say it's nice to see you both laugh in regards to this topic

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

How big is that dude's fingers if his wedding ring fit?

[@nathanmckenzie904]

This is literally the best story you guys have ever done😂

[@kgs2280]

I’m not sure I could live through a three-hour orgasm, or if I did, I’d worry that my mental health wouldn’t be damaged. Those things are POWERFUL!

[@aM8sCA]

This segment was so funny ong 😂

[@NickClarkDrums]

This is why I watch the Majority report lol

[@MikeSmith-ye9ho]

😂😂😂 is it true that when you get married for the first year, every time you have sex, put a matchstick by the side of the bed after a year, every time you have sex taken matchstick away you will never take all the matchsticks away

[@brintonmike8506]

Im an islander, we eat a lot of fish. What does that do to our island beauties? 😆 🤣 😂

[@phillipstephens4522]

The one about the man and the ring. "He decided to take matters into his own hands," Is that like masturbation? ROTFLOL

[@edemahadome4926]

that dude laughing in the background bring him often

[@chrisbankhead9669]

Best clip EVER.

[@paulsuter5816]

For nuts, apparently Brazil nuts are sexually transmissible, but no others. So if a guy or girl has eaten Brazil nuts and has sex with someone that is allergic to Brazil nuts, that other person could have an allergic reaction.

[@ed.z.]

This reminds me of the story of the guy who was told that peanuts were good for sex. He complained that every time he stood up the nuts would fall out.

[@merriemelodiesfan7425]

Some couples have strange fetishes, that's normal.

[@rosealexander9007]

You guys are too funny 😁

[@mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat]

This take’s “put a ring on it” to a new level! 😹😹😹

[@SpaceForceCommander]

That guy is lucky. He can start his partner’s engine, and she’s good to go for hours. He can bail out anytime. 😂

[@jessestaggs2136]

I had a somewhat similar experience once with my ex-wife after we had some of her extra spicy chili. She started, shall we say being very nice and it ended up with me having to submerge my member in a glass of milk to calm the burn!

[@zhozan13]

I accidently did the same thing with my partner with peppermint massage oil. It was a pain to get off my hands.

[@AbuelaBenitez]

From nuts to nuts…busting out laughing

[@jayteadesigns]

Oh, this is hilarious! Thanks!

[@zhozan13]

If you eat penuts it stays on the lips so don't kiss someone with a penut allergy. Look at the ingridents of some lip balm.

[@samuelchambers4036]

😂😂😂😂😂. I’m done 😂😂😂😂. One of my favorite episodes thus far!

[@nigelfrasier2253]

Fitting a wedding ring on ur private is crazy

[@oskarrunhaar6607]

Small dickens or really big hands?

[@erflingnot]

Gotta go it’s Saturday night! … Time for ……. A movie.😂

[@charlesasmith7836]

Love a saturday night movie 🍿🍺😄👍

[@erflingnot]

@@charlesasmith7836 🛀🧼🧽🤣

[@kylenolan3138]

One can get hurt doing anything if you're not trained properly. Like the guy who got hurt golfing when he fell off the ball washer.

[@rockradstone]

I thought Cenk said "penis allergy" at one point. Hmmm... 🤔 Maybe that's what my ex-wife developed after 26 years of marriage.

[@ndotl]

Thinking it will bend.

[@RoburDrake]

It's well established that if a man drinks lots of pineapple juice, it will affect the taste of his semen, making it sweeter and seem less salty. Likewise many foods (and smoking cigarettes) will make it "less appealing."

[@IndyAvocadoKid]

On Sex and The City tv show one of the characters was having problems with this, she pretty much spent the whole show trying figure out what food would make things more appealing 😂 hey Kim, give him lots of tobasco, it always makes things taste better 😂

[@jeannaanderson9890]

Lol, I love you guys !

[@kimbaldunsmore4633]

This has nothing to with sex but once before I ran on to a rugby match as a teenager, I put a a serious amount of very strong liniment on my calf that was still sore from training. Then went for a piss without washing my hands, ran out and had to come off minutes later to spend half an hour in the shower getting my privates soothed to a manageable level. That *brand name* stuff was bloody dynamite. Anyways I did make it back on the field in the second half, kicked a field goal and came off with a broken nose, Good effort all round by me I suppose

[@kgs2280]

Ouch!

[@iputthemeinmediocre]

This was great!! 😂

[@albirtarsha5370]

Props for correct information about peanut allergy!

[@robbiekop7]

Lesbians have a p****s allergy

[@sean-hu2fo]

​@@robbiekop7 you jealous?

[@robbiekop7]

Only of K.D Lang....Helluva voice 🎶🎤

[@MadDragon75]

Sex is hard.

[@MadDragon75]

Says SciShow 7 years ago.

[@stephennootens916]

I had a friend who once told me once after making chili he and the woman he was with decided to go into the bedroom and he had been handling jalapenos earlier and didn't wash his hand so she got a big surprise.

[@debi1451]

Ouch!.

[@quintinanderson5252]

It's that persons laugh for me..

[@jasonmims5057]

Non stop orgasims was once featured in a greys anatomy episode. 😊

[@AP-kg9dz]

Word to the wise, learn from my mistakes. Don't use icy hot or anything like they prior to sex. You're gonna have a bad time

[@nextchancenow7153]

When I, um finish, I kind of trip out and my knees give out if standing. One of the first times with my wife, we did the shower thing and I collapsed, cracked my head (didn’t notice) , and laid there twitching for a minute. She thought she killed me 😂😂

[@latonyaford3043]

Omg 😂😂😂😂

[@sean-hu2fo]

Hahahaha, wifey's got that thang bro! 👌

[@latonyaford3043]

@@sean-hu2fo right. His wife got that snappa lmbo

[@SopurkhKaur]

Mold sensitive people can get severe "mold hits" from being near someone with spores on their clothing. Or from moldy buildings. This is different than someone with "mold allergies". This is someone who has become "hypersensitized" to mold from illness due to toxic mold exposure

[@AntoinetteMPetty]

Ouch 😢

[@RagnarokMasta]

That condition if I remember correctly came with heart conditions because yeah you can die from too much stimulus. Not a good thing by any stretch of the imagination.

[@MrNunna]

Did I sense a touch of embarrassment when Ana started the segment? She seemed to get control after a minute or so.

[@danceswithcritters]

Ana an expert on the matter.

[@tanzoniaflakes5068]

Things I've never thought i wouldactuallyhear. "An orgasim has gotta be good enough."😂

[@JazzyScat]

How the hell does a wedding ring fits on any penis especially if you know your size expands once aroused.

[@pacovela1969]

Awesome!

[@qbee6098]

😂😂😂 thanks for the laughs

[@dennswicker3024]

Help stamp out sex addiction, get married.

[@lynnmcclary]

Who is that dfl in the back 😂😂