The Weirdest Game of D&D

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[@MagicTheNoah]

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[@LordOoferington]

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[@Diamond_Brony]

Works. 10/10 Best sponsorship ever.

[@user-ld2ps5on9u]

Thank you. 💪💪

[@Grispapi]

I'm too poor

[@kallanbrooks]

just ordered, im excited!

[@Kkuroshiro]

The best thing about these is you'll never know the intended ways to pass the level. Or there's just none.

[@lyfehaxandtrix3481]

It makes me wonder how Noah would be as an actual DM for a DND campaign. The ideas are unique and stay fairly consistent to the universe throughout videos.

[@The_musical_gamer]

Nah craziest thing is he made new art

[@TherandomguyhiAlastar]

@@lyfehaxandtrix3481 True, true

[@iconica9516]

the lack of an intended solution is what makes his more compotent games more enjoyable and watchable its up to team composition to use their brains and simple logic to get the job done and since noah is how he is, if something would work in real life or is supposed to work he would let it slide

[@alphachiu]

alaxander was a nice distraction

[@notafish8229]

"you will deal 5 damage to the demon" proceeds to subtract 2 hp

[@jonathansten3949]

Plot enhanced armoe

[@TheDizzyVids]

He said he never passed/g ood at math😂

[@ItsMeCharkey]

The remainder 3 was emotional

[@conze3029]

@@jonathansten3949 ah yes that translates to “plot advanced poverty” 💀

[@jacobramirez6623]

It had a defence stat

[@haraneditz555]

"You only had to eat the soul of a child to do it" good line

[@ultimazilla9814]

I'd eat the soul of a child for free

[@TheCrash480]

Don't feel too guilty, the child was in hell for a reason.

[@redking4260]

@@TheCrash480 yeah sophist blasted her with lightning

[@user-yd9lk9ku9s]

@@redking4260:skull:

[@GZilla311]

@@redking4260 She had quantum physics books. He knew she was up to no good.

[@SillyInternetGremlinBoy]

It’s time for another piece of art from the greatest board game creator of this, and perhaps all, generations.

[@gaysarahk]

Right? I'd pay money to get traumatized with my friends in a MagicTheNoah board game.

[@neorahi3]

These aren't board games lol

[@balakaegaming6801]

@@gaysarahk me and my friends made one since we loved mtn videos so much it was a blast

[@urgay8134]

@@neorahi3*board*

[@neorahi3]

@@urgay8134 dang i knew i spelled something wrong, should've listened to my instincts and double checked lol.

[@Fwigid]

“Jamin is alive. And his friends are dead. But don’t worry! I have… a creative solution.” *Boss music starts playing*

[@emirbergazden9723]

"What a nice day to be alive" Famous last words

[@Pochita-ew3bf]

I love how Jamin, Thoralf and Carl are so cooperative with each other, whilst Vernias, Sophist, Brent and Nick are pure chaos

[@aceBOMBguy]

The party crashers don't like each other

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

What about Twobold, Lewie and Fish

[@aceBOMBguy]

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 they don't hate each other but they are crazy

[@Pochita-ew3bf]

@@aceBOMBguy yeah. twobold is my favorite out of all of them

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@Pochita-ew3bf THE POWER OF THE SHADOW REALM IS MINE AND MINE ALONEEEEE

[@katie-ampersand]

There was something really pure about having just a guy that doesn't know what's going on and watching him start understanding lol

[@spieles21]

17:25 If Sophist was on this encounter, he would used a random spell and get a lightning spell 100%...

[@valarmis]

Important lore note: this is literally the girl he thunder spelled, that's why she's dead and down here

[@nocturne1601]

​@@valarmisand right before it's her mother

[@jpiny4854]

@@valarmis Wtf did the little girl do to end up in hell

[@valarmis]

@@nocturne1601 oh true

[@valarmis]

@@jpiny4854 got in the way of a perfectly good thunder spell

[@Francis_TheNerd]

"Normal" as always. Always love wholesome games made by Noah :)

[@spyglassov8438]

Very “Normal”

[@LysolPionex]

They are extremely wholesome

[@Pokefan8263]

I love the comedic timing of one of them asking about “you explode” and then it happens 😂

[@cucumber1991]

please keep these videos coming theyre absolute masterpieces

[@Flint_the_metal_consumer]

WHY ISN'T HE ONTOP?

[@flamingpaxtsc]

I agree these are great

[@YoloYester94]

Wow…five dollars. That’s like…a bag of ice.

[@cucumber1991]

@@YoloYester94 lol ĥow much does an average million $ movie cost? lol did you want me to give him 100$ or something? but imagine not being able to help a content creator out with a little bit of money then trying to make fun of someone that donates 💀 wheres your big donation, lol that type of attitude is why you only have 165 subs with 160 vids lol💀💀😆 imagine trying to be a youtuber and then being ungrateful for the amount of a donation...

[@yingyang4583]

​@@YoloYester94not in this inflation period

[@Pancakeboi42]

everyday im shuffling

[@ahaaniman]

insert acheron

[@JoshORama]

everyday im suffering

[@LouisCXC]

Vibin

[@yellowtheanimator]

every day im shuffling x2

[@theguywhocared9737]

Welcome to your life

[@Algol_Veilios]

16:30 Why do I get the feeling this angel wants revenge against a certain sophisticated wizard?

[@natesmith9644]

What he said: the audio broke What he meant: theres ten minutes of extralogical conversation asking the important questions of why we can't just sell our own souls to leave the afterlife

[@AirPodzol]

Nice to see some more new indie game devs. Nice to see that you didn't make the game dark at all....

[@TimTimmyTim]

ok

[@Mateo-vz4fl]

"Yamin is the only one alive, but I have a creative solution to that problem" * proceeds to make only Toffel escape the underworld while the other two are still dead *

[@unepideble7557]

I want a MatPat lore video for this series

[@elliotdixon1462]

Me 2

[@taraktaras7327]

Matpat's videos are awful, it's gone so much downhill right as he started making fnaf videos

[@junho7368]

Me 3

[@no_offense_but]

matpat quit.

[@no_offense_but]

@@taraktaras7327 that’s only on game theory tho, u still had film theory, food theory, and style theory lol

[@WafflesInTheRain]

Brilliant as always. I think the Cardmarket guys are my favourite regular guests, and this is possibly my favourite episode yet.

[@KingGlacier613]

25:24 "you knock him up, as well."

[@LynxSnowCat]

26:04 Noah: "You will fall out, unfortunately." 26:05 Jamin: "Ah, too bad... Can _I_ mount the demon?"

[@oddmustelid4339]

The parts of the series with the German folks are really fun.

[@x22tk57]

7:28 "can't touch this." * styles on the demon then leaves *

[@micyoz5283]

"Yaay you win! And you only had to eat the soul of a child to do it-" I love these videos so much lmao

[@djdingo1716]

I think I calculated Jamin’s speed when he did the portal thing, it does require many assumptions: Firstly we need to find the distance covered, and to start that we need to find his height. I don’t know where Jamin is from, and is someone can tell me that would be great, and so we will use his accent. He sounds Scandinavian to me (could be wrong) and using Sweden as an example the average height is 181cm. The distance between the portals I found to be about 4 1/2 Jamin’s tall. So about 362cm, or 3.62m in SI units. Next we will assume that the gravity is the same in Hell as on earth. Of course this probably is not true but we have no way to determine what it is. So we will assume it is 9.81 m/s^2. The initial velocity of Jamin is of course 0 m/s as he hasn’t started moving yet. Next we use the equation v^2=u^2 +2as, and substitute in our known values, giving us v^2=0^2 + 2*9.81*3.62, this gives 71.0244 m/s. So I believe Jamin’s terminal velocity is 71.0244! Edit:SP mistakes. Edit: made a mistake, this is actually after only going through the portal once, I will continue to try and find his actual terminal velocity and etc!

[@pixelpinko]

Bro

[@eliasrosas2310]

im sorry or congrats for whatever youre talking about

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

Nah bro that's the speed he gets when he goes through the portal one time, assuming negligible air resistance. He goes through the portals several times until he reaches terminal velocity and we have to assume some constants and his underside surface area to find the terminal velocity.

[@djdingo1716]

@@theblinkingbrownie4654 touché, give me a bit and I’ll get right back to you

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

@@djdingo1716 sure but you should at least edit your comment to specify that you made mistakes

[@Healion123]

Considering the previous videos from this channel that I've recalled, I was pretty surprised to see actual cooperation in one of these games

[@Grass.fla_]

POV: you drew out the absolute masterpiece in your head but forgot that you don’t draw

[@nicnicninc7685]

I was hoping for more chaos because this has a ton of trolling potential but still a top tier video

[@BarelyNoticeable]

22:32 the pot is sure as hell stirred 😂🤣

[@Yuki-cw8gq]

I love your videos Noah because you always find a way to make me laugh no matter what

[@egman1181]

Same lol

[@curlybrace4984]

Jamin doing a little dance before escaping the room was such an immensely powerful move

[@Fredycraft23]

video idea : can you make a game but its pacifist? like you find a way to convince the enemies to let you pass instead of hurting them

[@ultimazilla9814]

Or where the first encounter is violent so the players assume they're all violent but it was just that encounter and they're all good people

[@mp.4_shrmz]

I am so glad that you popped up in my recommend someday, cuz now I enjoy all of your Videos

[@xackwrites]

Agreed. I saw the MS Paint illustrations and had to watch. So glad I did!

[@hollowbox5723]

This is the most lore of a game MTN has explained in under a minute

[@MrMech_]

Noah: you Only had to eat the soul of a child to do it Toffel: *enthusiasticly* YAY!

[@Hairy_testicles]

I love the way Noah spreads us apart and fills us up with his creamy magic content

[@imdliamdragonlucha6827]

r/cursedcomments

[@sussus4586]

​@@imdliamdragonlucha6827 weak

[@FutureDeep]

"PG"

[@ultimazilla9814]

This is not a Crusher 21 video bro

[@ultimazilla9814]

This is not a Crusher 21 video bro

[@Troll_Commentor]

I love your board game videos and rpg videos keep it up

[@birdlord4210]

He just cannot decide on what to name this video

[@sufyaangriffin7831]

You should really publicize a version of these makeshift games for people to play with their friends!

[@CAMSLAYER13]

You could make one of these in a few hours

[@TheDsRequiem]

You could literally just do it yourself lmao. Odds are he just makes most of it up on the spot

[@plugshirt1762]

Bro it’s literally a PowerPoint slide lol

[@ans-dq9xh]

You can't play it without mastering key controls .

[@fljb_515rtv4]

on god is it power point slides?@@plugshirt1762

[@sans3701]

if twobold was here he would find a way to combone the portals to enter the shadowrealm and gain power

[@DecayedPony]

These games are such a treat to watch, especially with these 3 players.

[@Paulin-11751h]

12:10 unfortunally for him he did have to worry

[@project5602]

its nice that he made another game like this

[@phucang8535]

A lot of references from previous vids which made this pretty fun to watch

[@SBsam]

Love these videos man. Very creative and hilarious in execution.

[@darqed]

I never realised portal 3 was out already

[@marvinarellano3087]

Portal fans: *Impossible*

[@FAF2_]

please keep doing this content, literally found your account not long ago and you are absolute peak for me personally 😂😂

[@16N92]

Noah, honestly after your videos I got inspired to make own scuffed world for roleplaying games with utter lulz moments. Thank you Noah

[@teresawatson1038]

you should do one of these but the players do not know who there teammates are or how many teammates they have and have there be a lot of people

[@frijolesman3437]

Another day, another victory for da og.

[@FFire777]

Congratulations on 500K!

[@mavisesdalgasi]

recently discovered your channel and i implore you to keep making these games

[@Shahelion]

I legitimately cannot tell if these videos are all part of one long campaign of misery and despair, or separately imagined tortures.

[@eboi4853]

Make a shadow realm themed board game and invite twobold

[@blacklight683]

"you only needed to eat a soul to escape hell" toffel is purple guy?

[@billybob-joe1153]

Hey, just wanted to comment good job on your plug! I love how you were able to do such a quick, effective, and easy way to do a quick plug to get yourself money, and right back to the video. I know others don't get that option because they have to go in for x amount of time, but just good job!

[@graeties]

Congrats on 500K! Definitely deserve it

[@cowboyhunter0]

Every time Noah uploads its true art.

[@zadaboujaoude]

Magic the Noah + cardmarketmagic is a combo that never disappoints

[@user-ms6mh7rj5f]

Your paint 3d way of these d&d type games are sm fun ive been trying it with my friends past week its been a blast thx!

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

amazing high-quality production! nice fun dark game! also nice cardmarket magic guests!

[@engineer283]

Great video as always Noah

[@Evan_the_tvman]

Magic the noah is a 100% normal person…

[@robertstevensii4018]

I love this series so much. It gives me that feeling of playing a memorable round of EDH.

[@Kirsui]

This might just be the best and funniest sponsor ad I have yet to see in a youtube video.

[@Ackshion]

can we take some time to appreciate how little effort noah puts into these videos. truly inspiring.

[@jaydensmokes]

yet the quality is 👌🏼👌🏼😂

[@thebanman2293]

Bro the video came out like 1min ago why are you commenting this This is the most average npc bot comment I see it everywhere

[@barghest94]

@@thebanman2293 I'm _sure_ you see people praising how LITTLE effort someone put into their video _everywhere._ Somehow I sincerely doubt that you have seen even one other person say that on a channel outside of this one.

[@zoristructure577]

I think he finally lost it Just means even crazier content from now on!

[@Wythyrl]

I binged your channel while wanting to gameover my self while doing delta math helped me exit the frequent ruts

[@dorbacal]

Creative as always, love the content I had a funny idea, you should make a game that is just snakes and ladders with a bunch of extra stuff like enemies and a shop

[@CodyFoxworthy]

real ones clicked this with their left pinky

[@MistaShadowman]

I came for the MtG shitposts and stayed for the games

[@IdentityChrist]

Really didn't expect to recognize the cardmarket guys here. Awesome vid!

[@GrayNOT_a_Name]

22:24 I heard sophist voice said “I CAST THUNDER SPELL”

[@UltraFire538]

Man I miss Brent,Evee,Nick And Vernias. They really are a good squad and I hope to see them soon

[@Fallout01]

Same here, they're the funniest contestants

[@nguyentrankhoi6742]

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[@nguyentrankhoi6742]

Also cool, a new video

[@S1CK3_5]

F

[@Syed.Kumail.H]

E

[@Kramarth]

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[@thebanman2293]

Your the first I'm the 27th ggs

[@vatum20]

I love how much subs you gained it a year. You really deserve it.

[@Ramperdos]

I watched every single game shop video on this channel between this and the previous upload. This is the kind of entertainment that should be shown on television.

[@BluemoonPlays]

Honestly I think the sponsorship variant for this Video is great. I tried powder like that before and it sucked ass. But I saw a lot of youtubers and vtubers I follow come out with their own cupdesigns, which kinda made me wanna give it a try. Was never ready to spend money on something I'd potentially dislike tho, so this free sample is actually perfect!

[@tnt_nighty5677]

man i love this guys they are just wholesome

[@killerbopeep]

I’ve always been curious about gamer supps but didn’t want to pay for it. Thanks so much for the free link Noah! (Also your vids are chaotically amazing- never stop

[@perfectcuremt]

There are very few creators that make sponsor ads entertaining. Very well done

[@neverid02]

You know it’s good when not even a minute in I’m already dying of laughter 😂😂😂

[@josephchillemi7523]

So funny to watch you play this algorithm game. This is the 3rd name/image I've seen for this video. 😂

[@jeremylopanec2289]

I love these video. But I need to ask, what do you use to make your drawings? Like the dragons and golems? I often use sprites from video games to be enemies

[@Fallout01]

The king finally got a sponsor, also a pretty funny segment visual wise

[@theithuriel8697]

I'd love to see the soul affecting the next rpg if we ever get one. Just having cross video effects to tie everything together would work really well with how random everything is I think

[@SnarvyOG]

The "oh my, woah" vocal, edited to "Oh my, woe" was especially hilarious. Good shit

[@SorieI]

That was unironically the best gamersupps ad I've seen. Very convincing, sold it hard in under 60 seconds.

[@vincentorlando131]

I thought he meant literally like that the players can’t see what was happening and could only guess but we can see their actions

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

Lmao I got the ad break rigjt after you finished talking about the sponsor. The timing 😂😂

[@victhefoxygamer_6180]

Very happy to see Cardmarket in this weird weird place again. V nice. Also "I put it in my coat" was very good

[@acenio654]

You just reminded me of how damn good the Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 is. Got a taste of it in the sample pack and loved it. Finally an ad actually caused me to buy the product.

[@spiderkidlol]

I love the silence when he spins the wheel.

[@llxryy]

Why was that my favorite ad read of all time

[@ericbowers5968]

You really could publish some of these games. The themes and immersive RP elements in one's like this would fly onto people's game shelves.

[@spud5921]

these games look like so much fun, wish I could do something like this with my friends but I don't have ideas

[@enderbarsakn4650]

20:26 Relativistic effects suggests that objects that speed up become shorter in the direction they are going towards. If we assume there is no air resistance he would become faster and faster forever until he reaches 99.99999999...% speed of light with infinite mass and no length.

[@TainoMoya]

Always look forward to these Wat hed it on my way home

[@zacharysnyder2520]

When your quest asks what the channel’s age rating is you know they are cooking up something

[@hajileknochi7086]

You should do a normal board game but you hired a pro artist to make everything

[@JustsomeKid93]

This being someone’s first exposure to the portal gun is kinda funny