The Weirdest Videos On The Internet

[@jacksepticeye]

I really love these videos where you guys get to directly be involved in the video. I wanna do more of them

[@carlengelstad925]

No u don't

[@chocopans78]

Oof

[@billybrickwall9102]

jacksepticeye cool

[@tyskeels]

Love you Jack no homo you are amazing and love what you have done with your community

[@someoneonearth2845]

Hiiiiiii

[@famikins]

“I’m gonna do a round two of this” *A year passes*

[@dutch24]

I mean I guess the sequel was "scariest videos"

[@agiletoaster1045]

True

[@animegod9221]

Lol yh

[@Peeshart47]

@@dutch24 but that vid was titled part 1 of scariest vids

[@agiletoaster1045]

@@dutch24 yeah

[@iamnomad4570]

The girl with Tourette’s has some of the most well-timed tics that I’ve seen, I love her.

[@johnkearney8648]

Big fax. I have it too and I can’t even control my own life. Props to her. Jesus

[@callmewolf3910]

@@johnkearney8648 Fucking same. It's horrible.

[@a-astudios116]

I hope you guys are doing ok

[@kyunagames4977]

She has great energy

[@johnkearney8648]

@A-A STUDIOS I’m doing fine. How bout u

[@YaBoiBoris]

Me watching this at night: * chuckles * I’m in danger

[@falciro]

Ikr

[@shuyotirah9132]

I watching this at 3:30 am so wish me luck

[@Tokmurok]

@@falciro gay

[@Z50-f4t]

@@Tokmurok no u

[@garnercuddumbey1188]

Ikr

[@CatherineMcClain]

In the Russian tea clip, from what I understand, he claims that the bag a specific brand of Russian tea never gets weaker as you use the same tea bag to continuously make tea unlike every other brand of tea. He put the tea bag in the tub, and made the entire bathtub of water become tea...

[@Imarubixcube]

As a person with tourettes. I’m not offended at all lol. I’ve come to terms that my constant twitching means I’ll never really be normal. It’s ok. Here’s the thing though... The tourettes she has, where you randomly cuss, is VERY rare to have. Not to mention she’s twitching too. I’ve actually yet to see a case that bad. And maybe I just haven’t seen enough cases to see something like that. But I genuinely feel bad for her 😔

[@shellshockedbros4458]

One of my ex girlfriends has Tourettes, and her thing is full body twitching

[@_veronica_r]

I thought she was faking having it for the joke. Oops lol

[@sarwanmohabir3664]

May god bless your soul ryan💙💪🏽

[@alizemumma5591]

AMEN to that fellow tourettes brother🙏🏻 god bless her and god bless u💪🏻💯

[@Imarubixcube]

sarwan mohabir thanks lol

[@arice9695]

“I don’t want any of this” “LETS DO ROUND 2” he’s addicted to the pain.

[@notagoat281]

This is how masochists are born.

[@meodrac]

Sounds like what Dr. Phil would say *"I don't want any of this" *"Lets' do round two" *He's addicted to the pain

[@mura_saki]

CHASE WAS JUST THE BEGINNING lol

[@SS-zd6yi]

That's exactually what Germany said

[@ebd813]

Rickkkk!!

[@Spirit_Lanayru]

Jack while waving phallic object: "I'm in a mood, a very specific mood"

[@pineappleseatyou5671]

“Oh ho. Cow spiders.” *Ronald Weasley has left the chat*

[@engineergaming3418]

Captain gamer has left the chat

[@engineergaming3418]

BTW u spelled no wrong

[@franghigli]

Franco Ghigliani has left the chat and hired a psychologist to treat his arachnophobia....

[@jonathanhoward4104]

But satan entered the chat

[@engineergaming3418]

Jesus has kicked Satan out of the chat

[@bigcrankbmx]

11:37 he said "heading to the store with my bottle of heads", on beat. it sounds like a song

[@SubmarineShrineMonster]

I know right?!

[@eggnogvtuber2728]

and he said he cant sing lol

[@Yaniv_R]

Wow so original

[@03pinkylover]

bigcrank wow i never knew he could he could rap so gooood

[@decmbr]

Ikr?

[@Mewz123]

"i'm in a mood. A very specific type of mood." Honestly, same.

[@shanehutchinson6350]

11:28 I love how he says "just headin' to the store with my bottle of heads" right along to the beat. I wish schmoyoho would songify this.

[@sicharnisnone9961]

quite late but actually 11:37

[@octanedemon5548]

That tea guy : " the world need a tea ... Let's do it " Jacksepticeye : " he's probably calling my mother with swears"

[@FluidityContents]

Thanks for the translation! I finally found this after watching it again much later

[@nopers4117]

@@FluidityContents So. The dude in the video was testing how much tea he could brew with one teabag of a couple different brands. The whole joke was that one of the teabags just didn’t stop brewing tea (he showed all those cups and that bathtub to prove that).

[@FluidityContents]

@@nopers4117 oooooh okie

[@jesuskvistus929]

“I don’t do cocaine, it’s too expensive. Heroine is way cheaper” -Sean 2015

[@flamecharge8019]

Lol

[@adypods]

Séan*

[@disturbedtomato5163]

Multi-Content Ghost **seán

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

Can I just say..... Name of the century

[@tomnook6885]

HAHA POOR

[@jonahmiller988]

"I didnt think it was actually gonna get weird." Jack.... This is the internet you're talking to

[@oculus5995]

Ok what the hell I scrolled down and then I read this as he said it. I think my phone is possessed

[@nutpeg6915]

@@oculus5995 same, holy shit

[@wondertwinz06]

Me too??? wtf

[@quincy2415]

9:58 The more videos you watch, the more normal they seem and eventually you start to feel inspired by them.

[@cc.rider2014]

Jack: *claiming to be a virgin and pure* Also Jack: *shaking his floppy banana around*

[@fraganadefraganade]

noice

[@ponder_dok1278]

Bruh this happened

[@skrungly6839]

hes baby tho

[@michaelhoughton1213]

@@skrungly6839 he has a baby?

[@skrungly6839]

@@michaelhoughton1213 no, its a joke from one of his video basically 'im baby' means someone is innocent

[@williamdodd4054]

No one, literally no one: Jack: “I’m in a mood” (holding a banana in his hand)

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Nice

[@elliemaemiddletonmedia]

Followed by “just go for it man”

[@henryh-s4671]

A floppy bannana

[@gandako627]

I was like, what kin of mood??? "looks at banana in jacks hand"

[@kroh7742]

( *insert Lenny face* )

[@duckthepatu1993]

This weird as not human being, screeching loudly while smashing another human against stone brick walls and wooden doors Jack: "Is this what it's like to have sex?"

[@duckthepatu1993]

@@sketchy_mcyt Well I am glad that you're asking. My doors are made out of yelly beans. Also, yeah I... don't know why I said "wooden doors" my brain just went... "They're made out of wood, mention that"

[@mnint7779]

@Piaums boi excuse meh DOD u call me gacha?

[@sexykabuto6368]

I mean he's not wrong

[@duckthepatu1993]

Excuse me, what-

[@sexykabuto6368]

AHEM nothing.

[@stagdragon3978]

I love how JAck gets curious about Cyriak wondering how the guy is doing and immediately buys the recently published book.

[@lynxz-studios]

*I miss fourteen minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed*

[@certifiedappalachianrednec5643]

Esmé Young yo me too

[@virushumanizedsocialmediam9800]

14:07 😑

[@ryanjohnson3861]

I don't

[@lynxz-studios]

Virus [Humanized Social Media, Male] r/woosh

[@iamtrash5011]

Same

[@davehultermans7238]

"Just headin to the store with my bottle of heads. Dont worry its fine!" Sounded like a rap song beginning.

[@J-meh2102]

You're not wrong

[@williammoser4877]

I knowwwwwwwww

[@phoebemckay]

Someone needs to make a remix of that 😂

[@Drexera]

bruh i literally thought that

[@dat_cats_boi2133]

Timestamp ?

[@erikgerbst3446]

Am Russian let me explain the third clip He was saying how ( “golden cup “ a tea brand in Russian and one of the biggest memes in Russia ) is the best and how he can’t stop drinking it and wants to share it with the city

[@beanbisket7581]

Noce

[@X-SPONGED]

Might need to contain this

[@erikgerbst3446]

@@X-SPONGED i say a keter class site 96

[@X-SPONGED]

@@erikgerbst3446 it's just an anomalous bag of tea probably produced by a company like the factory oh shit I should write an article about this

[@erikgerbst3446]

@@X-SPONGED you very much should

[@kirbo5759]

“He could have been calling my mother the worst names, but you now what she’s been called worse” -jack

[@alunafire1378]

I was not expecting Little Misfortune to come out of the cat's mouth. No, Jack, he's too innocent.

[@ab.4921]

Midnight Fashion yessir

[@michaelhoney3860]

Ok boomer

[@aether502]

Give yourself a *fak*

[@SubmarineShrineMonster]

11:37 I seriously thought Jack was going to start rapping lol. It matched up perfectly lmao

[@hanaeve__]

Now I’m in the store and I’m ‘bout to get fed

[@cyandinomashups]

Same.

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

Lol

[@gamerfourlife64]

Jack: "your gonna miss my floppy banana" KZbin: "well there goes your money for this video"

[@Dami_Ka]

The FTC: "well there goes your entire channel."

[@gamerfourlife64]

@@Dami_Ka oof

[@pizzatime7433]

@@Dami_Ka FTC:I'm gonna end this creator's whole career

[@BreadLady]

11:37 He was so on beat with that. Mans got bars

[@RellCampbell1014]

When Jack said "Just heading to the store with my bottle of heads" I thought he was going to rap lmao.

[@RellCampbell1014]

11:37

[@arhum6853]

Thank god i wasnt the only one

[@JessAMessOfficial]

Same

[@saturnshexagon2966]

Literally thought the same it went so well with the music

[@Angelina-kb1dg]

Same ohmy haha

[@snorp6781]

All this time and I just learn Jack has a cat named Big Boss.

[@justapanpirate]

It’s his girlfriends cat

[@wyrmeleon2002]

Tree Sapp er Sauce

[@Macey_Renee]

Well it his gf cat, and she just move in with him

[@movieshake4945]

Tree Sapp Re

[@n-7896]

@@justapanpirate i feel betrayed

[@Platinum_Imp]

The Russian Tea guy just said “look how much tea can a single teabag produse” nothing too crazy

[@scropiandoom997]

Only one cup but a lake its crazy

[@razormarkz]

Imagine the entire box???

[@Platinum_Imp]

Razormarks yeah, Russian tea is intense

[@scropiandoom997]

@@Platinum_Imp more like insane 😂😂😂☕☕but i do like a cup of Russian tea

[@sirnacho4918]

*produce

[@goblintacos88]

I love it when Sean goes "F&*K No"! LMAO! AAAhhh That's a cute kitty, but when you made him talk, I died laughing!

[@PAR4SIT3]

“You will miss my floppy banana.” - Jacksepticeye

[@luckky0839]

*coughs* that's what she said

[@Mayozxii]

@@luckky0839 *cough* That's True

[@icarus_2625]

Bruh

[@ceoofmemes8505]

Sean down bad

[@Dope_ass_skeletons]

Oh no

[@wockbender]

Are we just not talking about how cute Big Boss is.

[@chillediceoffrost4380]

cutest and most handsome sir in the whole world.

[@wockbender]

@@chillediceoffrost4380 absolutely.

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

Yeetus Deletus Of course we are! I’m so happy that Evelien and BB live with Seán now! 💚🤗🤗💚

[@valiang8867]

Yeetus Deletus *SCREAMS FROM CUTENESS*

[@christruax1999]

Cutest kitty Ever and the names just to cute

[@frostwolf561]

The only thing I'll take away from this is the fact that Jack has a cat...

[@wynterfrench2701]

It's his girlfriends.

[@owenmclaughlin280]

@@wynterfrench2701 and they are the cutest thing. Have you seen his twitter?

[@_veronica_r]

@@wynterfrench2701 He's his cat, too...??

[@y0inked739]

And that he has a really Gelatinous -dildo- banana

[@newyears93]

"Ok, it's TikTok..Its already scary enough." Jacksepticeye 2019 "I'm gonna share with you some of the TikToks that I have liked since the last video has gone up!" Jacksepticeye 2021 Has definitely changed his mind since the pandemic began, and hit 3 million followers on the app.

[@JustKelso1993]

Tik Tok is scarier than ever, I am proud that I never even tried it.

[@bennett_is_dead5147]

“This is like teletubies on meth” I lost it

[@krystaldillon7761]

Same

[@KnownnnMistake]

pretty sure u lost is twice

[@certifiedshitposterwhoowns3192]

when your scrolling through the comments while he's doing the intro and realize how weird the videos going to be

[@Sillymonroll]

My nose: 💨

[@mikabugg]

Congrats on 500 likes!

[@vasilisavorontsova1016]

no one: not even the britsh: the russain that loves tea: *Let's try to make the whole lake into tea*

[@broseidon1658]

But a lake full of tea sounds amazing.

[@bp_cherryblossomtree723]

vasilisa vorontsova The Boston tea party did it first

[@coliop1509]

Didn’t America do that first in Boston?

[@dinanikto]

@@zeddpai2759 We have drink in Russia called "Chefir" It's a tea, but with tea bag being left in a cup for a long, *long* time Actually, it's not just everyday drink for kids It's a *prison drink*

[@PositiveLBo]

"I'm in a mood..." Says this as he swings around a floppy banana...

[@c10v3r]

Fun Gamer Moments **Intense wheezing**

[@frick-diddly]

The animations genuinely made me cry in absolute agony man..

[@SebastianRake]

"I'm gonna have nightmares tonight." Yeah 3d world does that to you.

[@thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227]

Ur not wrong

[@LofiBakery]

I understand I watch 3D world a lot and my family thinks I’m mentally disturbed

[@anthonybukowski5548]

I didn't sleep when I watched it for the first time...it changes you.

[@gtch_313]

Yeah why did I decide to watch this before bed

[@prince_ac4865]

*Americans when they see a Russian put tea into the lake:* Hey! I've seen this one before!

[@alphagaming1326]

That's golden 😂

[@ihatepeople9847]

Lmao teaaaa

[@5mark492]

I dont get it

[@riley_monstersucc6564]

No Americans would probably be more like: *_Yeah I've been there too..._*

[@turizsombor5961]

Underrated comment😂😂

[@maysonevans6449]

11:36 sounded like he was about to start rapping 😂

[@andrelachance789]

Omg that so true 😂

[@Unspokenshadow_782]

It does 😂😂lol

[@jakeklossing4352]

Lyrics: headin to the store with my bottle of heads You wonder how they ended up dead Don't worry child, please don't dread Your head will be safe under my bed

[@OfficialKiy0]

True

[@doctorfission1858]

mayson evans I know right

[@Jake-Jake121]

5:03 Jack:”the ending was a Bit creepier” Me: “Sweet doggo”

[@smsmysh]

Me - russian Jack: “ I’m glad that I don’t know what he sad” Me: sad understanding comrade noises

[@angiehasstuph]

Sameee

[@jobvanveen9351]

*SUKA BLYAT*

[@orphan_obliterator7778]

превет :D

[@it8741]

so what’d it say

[@angiehasstuph]

@@jobvanveen9351 dude... Just- no

[@seokrickyz]

THE SAMANTHA GIRL GOES TO MY SCHOOL I LITERALLY LOVE HER. She’s super happy with your notice Sean 🥺

[@indiaandbabita6035]

Aww, that's precious!

[@MrCallistoTF2]

Yo same

[@Huhwhuhwh]

Aww nice!

[@FunkyLE1]

Cypress lake? If not it's ok.

[@spudreviewsmedia]

Like shit she does

[@hansfranz8795]

And KZbin is saying animations are for kids ...

[@kohlcooke8789]

Look up "The Sad Man" on KZbin (WARNING: wait until it's a sunny, nice day at like noon)

[@hansfranz8795]

@@kohlcooke8789 Well, it's 3:43 am on a cold, dark, lonely night. Imma head in! /That was good. Thanks.

[@thornlilyn6888]

@@kohlcooke8789 I'm scare, I never follow the warnings.... prey for my safe return.... if I return

[@kohlcooke8789]

@@thornlilyn6888 Good luck

[@theamazing7198]

@@thornlilyn6888 How yas it gone warrior?

[@specialk082599]

Sean, holding a flaccid phallic object: “I’m in a mood”

[@ARCArmy]

Jack supergluing his eyes shut is truly a fat mood

[@смерть-з5я]

Would like, but it has 69 likes

[@evilzdeadite]

Follow 0_mad_ on Instagram

[@zavodila9279]

9:17 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JACK'S CAT!!!??? HE'S SO CUTE!!!

[@morganbowering2238]

IKR IT'S SO CUTE!!

[@sarahshaw2943]

FLUFFY

[@ProductiveStudios]

He named him Big Boss i disapprove i would of named him Snake.

[@firepro8126]

9:34

[@anarkticshrub2856]

It’s a fwuffy boi

[@aba_dab_o]

"I'm gonna be dreaming of spiders impregnating me, then eating my own progeny." May I suggest borrowing Markiplier's VR headset? O_O

[@fox53do58]

I watched that video!!

[@amnathegrande]

Lolol true 😵😂

[@totallynotmisty]

Yo, I read this when Sean said it out loud lmao

[@gavinchase623]

“I’m waiting to see a baby’s head in one of these things” Oh.. Jack..

[@miaacosta898]

11:37 It almost sounded like Jack was singing xD

[@voidmedia7120]

Jack’s new hit single, bottle of heads.

[@Mintygremlin]

Yes!

[@jadedjay3362]

YO I THOUGHT THA SAME THING

[@deyash4602]

it goes with the music

[@bubblezboi492]

Epic-Mia omg fr tho hahaha 😂

[@jamesmullarkey7699]

Fun fact: Most of the teletubbies actually *were* on meth while filming

[@TnvTablet]

Well that fact was a vibecheck and a half

[@thedoctor8527]

James Mullarkey wtf?

[@sketchyartz5167]

Wait seriously? Holy shit

[@insomnis_404]

Somehow that doesn't shock me

[@us3rnam369]

*F*B*I* *O*P*E*N* *U*P*

[@alexandraluster284]

Ok, I have to admit, that is an impressive resume, Mr. Septiceye. You're hired.

[@Mr_Gecko]

You guys have resumes?

[@Lambda076]

Mr Septiceyeee, I'm very impressed with you, and I want to offer you a job, or else a battle you can't win -G Man

[@eazyplayz3510]

It’s very impressive

[@eazyplayz3510]

@@Mr_Gecko yep I have my puppy pal Stormy

[@leviathanqueen3780]

@@Lambda076 nice reference

[@Jordankons123]

7:50 video is literally the creepiest video I’ve ever seen

[@kc--]

i literally CANNOT believe that jack's floppy banana bit is over a year old

[@Dogprofile]

It’s worth at least three children

[@chikyu1703]

2

[@dottietyre9062]

Don't take that the wrong way

[@themastergluesniffer]

@@Dogprofile idiot it’s worth at least the amount in my basement and attic

[@joshsheaffer7452]

Holy shit your right wtf

[@gamertagyt4998]

He wasn’t saying anything bad just talking about tea

[@617Keno]

Gamer Tag YT u sure

[@peculiak]

He meant it by joke jeez did u even heard what hew as saying?

[@serpiii9463]

seriously though, he wasn't saying anything bad he just talked about how this certain tea brand's tea bags last longer and how you could make a tea party with even one tea bag

[@ematheoneandonly8896]

@@serpiii9463 I kind of figured that. But thank you for explaining regardless.

[@TemkaUwU]

Sause?

[@mini3mayhem]

“I am in a mood” Last words before the world burns

[@breezieb3297]

one of my best friends has tourettes, and she pointed something out-- if somebody with tourettes posts a video of a tic attack on social media, they are FULLY aware that people are gonna laugh at their tics, because their tics are often FUNNY words or actions. you don't have to apologize!

[@Ink_Fazkitty]

good to know. i felt so bad laughing.

[@breezieb3297]

@@Ink_Fazkitty you dont have to feel bad! most influencers with tourettes want people to feel more comfortable around those with the disability, and not treat them differently because they feel bad for them. i mean, you'd laugh at anybody saying "wanker" over and over again, if they had tourettes or not, right? so its okay to laugh at funny words, just don't laugh when those tiks become violent towards them selves or when they begin to hurt

[@Batty_Bitts]

I woke up this morning and i thought to myself "damn, i sure wish i get to see Jack's floppy banana today" and gosh darn it Jack you delivered!

[@cinnamoncyanide_]

oH MY God

[@jacksepticeye]

I'm a man of the people

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

I love that I can relate😂

[@Iammonkeyfishjr]

jacksepticeye hi jack love u and your videos also keep up the good work ps where can I get the floppy banana

[@werdcore1985]

7:01 Sean: *Cyriak, are ya okay?* Cyriak: *what Is “okay” what is the meaning of “okay” how to be “okay”* Also Cyriak: _sure_

[@Jequetepeq]

The weirdest thing is how he acts like a 13yo in 2013 outside of youtube lmao

[@peteroriordan4375]

As he said it, I red your comment, it felt weird but awsome

[@froggyfarttstudios2175]

3:19 he was talking about every type of tea and at the end with the lake or whatever he said "It must be done..."

[@ttracs]

froggy fartt studios he is true, it must

[@dooodle7718]

No he said that he really loves tea and he can't express how much he likes tea so at the end he wanted to make the whole lake filled with tea

[@Desu_Desu]

@@dooodle7718 It's also true, he wanted to share tea with all, for free.

[@BigD283]

@@dooodle7718 u suck

[@JesterTheLesser]

"im in a mood" *While holding a long and somewhat wide object* Me: Oh no, this isnt the type of channel I wanted to see Jack turn into.

[@crunkcat]

Can I just say this Jack has the cutest cat everrrr

[@MamaMidnight98]

It's his girlfriend's cat! He's in a lot of her videos being hella cuddly if you want more clips of him.

[@bigboss6797]

Thank you 😋

[@Aloha1041]

there is many duplicate of his cat..so how can it possibly be the cutest ever, I mean if it’s personality may be different but there will always be cuter or it’s just like every other cat

[@youngpapa3957]

Reef Robinson stop

[@Aloha1041]

* cough,cough* I’m sry if the (somewhat) truth is hurting your feelings, if so then I’m more then happy to oblige

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

Jack: "I am in a mood." Me: "Same. I'm in a floppy banana mood."

[@Calista_Star]

I prefer a stiff one myself, but to each there own 😁

[@snowdrop974]

Corinne Holloway I don’t get it...

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

@@Calista_Star Hehe

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

@@snowdrop974 Banana joke

[@alexanderburov2404]

Probably won't see this but the Russian dude was talking about how much tea you can get form that brand of packet

[@teamvizzion1520]

im watching video at 2:25am and im shitting myself

[@teamvizzion1520]

im did see this and i know

[@paulakali7175]

Where can i find this Video seperatly?

[@flameblood0]

Doc Strange form?

[@stsalty1788]

@@teamvizzion1520 SAME ITS 2:12AM

[@babs1398]

WHEN HE BROUGHT BB OUT AND DUBBED IN LITTLE MISFORTUNE’S VOICE LINE. PERFECTION. That’s it, that’s all, thank you

[@itsuki9262]

"I am in a mood" Proceeds to wiggle around a banana

[@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458]

I'm in a mood...... the mood where I wanna fucking die :)

[@ciquuoo]

@@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 same tho 😎👏

[@Xx_LennyxGaming_xX]

🍌 ▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀▶◀

[@rusty_shower_head5123]

@@thesqonkofpennsylvania7458 same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same Same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same

[@vriot7505]

That a Glizzy

[@ItsAudity]

11:36 jack literally was on beat with the music when he said that. i need a rap of that

[@milleniam]

Just headin' to the store with my bottle of heads, no problem, ..'ssfINE, you're the weird one, I wake up in the morning, take my bottle of heads, and it's fine, 'cuz everything's fine, am I right? To go to the store with my bottle of heads, 's kinda hard to keep composure, people's starin' at me, but I, still kinda like my little bottle of heads, turns out that everything's NOT fine, i'm in jail. I tried

[@sophiemariah5083]

😂😂

[@ItsAudity]

- DakotaMedia - ORBEIEHDU I NEED THAT AAA

[@milleniam]

@@ItsAudity - AA GLAD YA LIKE IT DNXNDBM

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

StevenAteMyMayo I was literally coming out of full screen to comment this and saw your comment Damn

[@seanconry9958]

Sean: *shows his cat* this is my resume. Bill gates: I think he's got what we need

[@elliethompson7732]

Sean Conry Cat: give yourself a fUCk

[@fangirlintrovert9853]

When did sean get a cat

[@excrubulent]

"...and if you didn't feel any of those, I'm very sorry that your parents have failed you." Damn. I was feeling all smug and superior then you gotta go ahead and skewer my soul like that.

[@hannahmarkham1866]

When the cat was brought on screen I immediately began chanting “cat” this is it. This is how I regress back into a child

[@avalongrace8540]

We love some age regression

[@steampunksamp80]

Same

[@princesssendransa8281]

Jack: I'm gonna have nightmares about spiders impregnating me Fanfic writers: *aggressive typing sounds* Edit: Jesus this is a lot of likes-

[@TnvTablet]

The scary thing is, you know it's true

[@Rex-ps9bx]

Plz no

[@unknown__5129]

Fanfic Writer's Be Like: Aaaand- my writer's block is gone-

[@DA-qn3id]

Google spider porn

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

If it exists, I’m morbidly curious. Anyone got a link?

[@poopoofart400]

11:34 it sounds like hes gonna start singing when he say "just headin' too the store with my bottle of heads"

[@emptylnms5393]

Like a rap

[@anthonyjonson443]

Yesssssssss

[@anthonyjonson443]

Some one make that shitt a song

[@lunar_memories9981]

That's what I was thinking lmao

[@bruhSitryx]

lmao actually

[@casey4290]

Jack: "Is that what its like to have sex?" Me: "No, that video was much more enjoyable"

[@furbymom]

9:34 Love that big boss’s voice was little misfortune :)

[@amyablett3439]

yayy i was looking for this comment😯

[@pudzygaming1326]

Yeeeeeess

[@encouragingillusion6536]

Little misfortune:GivE youR Self a FuCk

[@jeffym4159]

the cat: GIV YOUR SELF A fUK

[@sheraandtheprincessesofcat3152]

s h e r b

[@hirofa5678]

The russian guy was saying that one of the brands tea never ends jack

[@wlud0]

Ну давай, ещё скажи что ты русский

[@Shadowcat107]

okay I don't like tea that much. I don't drink a lot of tea either. hey don't invite me to he's tea party. :)

[@Bimby_1234]

Nice profile pic dude

[@hirofa5678]

@@wlud0 я не руский. Я нстонец

[@softiesydneyluv]

Jack: "I'm In a mood" Me: puberty's hard man

[@yuriusutr7284]

This is big boi time

[@annikacurtis4813]

😂

[@chetsomersetbowler3943]

I feel like this is the first time Jackspticeye put on headphones, when his hood is on. I respect

[@smilekeeperyamfsa533]

Jack: “I’m in a specific mood.” Also Jack: *Holding floppy banana*

[@luiscruzado3060]

Jacksepticeye will not feel discomfort until he watch “SHREK IF LIFE SHREK IS LOVE”

[@meaganw_22]

Yessss fr tho that video made me feel ✨Uncumfy✨

[@ThatPizzaMan]

I saw that yesterday, I wanted to yeet myself

[@nisarojas2869]

Apparently 2G1C is worse. I’ve never seen it but I just know it’s bad. Same with 1G1J

[@amanofthepast2296]

Sorry to disappoint you but it’s Shrek is love Shrek is life

[@heckrum]

what do you mean 'dIsCoMfOrT'

[@felinefr13nd]

"just headin to the store with my bottle of heads" it sounded like he was gonna rap to the music 11:37

[@goldenelephant123]

Exactly my thought!

[@ayedunno3255]

i would pay real money for a full version. i’d even pay with my own miniature head seeds

[@liewpg299]

Me too

[@oldaccount1610]

Emm's Little Studio OH SNAP I JUST COMMENTED THIS.

[@timkohai]

agreed I made a comment on it before I realized someone else did already XD I can't stop repeating it. I hope someone makes a remix out of this

[@matthewboyle1737]

Jack "My mother has been called the worst names on Earth , but she has been called worse" Me "Are you suggesting that your mother has been flipped off at aliens?"

[@maririri6]

“This is what tellytubbies look like for kids” Me a kid who grew up watching that: pretty much

[@Crystalwolf78]

My son preferred Boo baa

[@spidyman165]

i feel bad for u

[@thefakeericmitchell6028]

mimi riri telletubbies were the shit back then for sure! The weirdness is for sure what kept my attention. The only part that ruins every episode for me is the part where they are watching the kids in the screens on their bellies....

[@trenton9655]

11:37 it sounds like he is gonna start singing after he says “just heading to the store with my bottle of heads”

[@SireGoose841]

Ikr

[@theroyalnapkin379]

@Natalie Kleppert This is... amazing

[@andrewrivera7496]

*"I wanna devolve back into the ocean"* -Jack 2019

[@the.tactical.one.]

Little did Jack know that Twitter/X would just get worse

[@Wilma5532]

"I'm in a mood" Says jack while grasping his floppy banana

[@cosmicfriend4117]

Oh yeah yeah

[@somedumbass6738]

"[THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED]"

[@lelandmyers4083]

The likes make it sound sexy

[@coffinnote7353]

"I'm in a mood. A specific mood. A moody mood that seems... moody"

[@themastergluesniffer]

Ok uh I didn’t see your name and was about to flame you for being Maximilianmus

[@cactusplant8784]

"I'm gonna have nightmares tonight" Honestly same

[@Lainen0]

Same, i regret watching this at just past 3am why am I up

[@charlescraft7880]

@@Lainen0 i did the same and regretted it

[@Joyfulsword]

Its 2 for me about be 3 the whale monster scared me I keep looking around my room

[@l0v3ly.c0rps3s]

Jack: “i’m gonna have nightmares tonight” Me watching this at 2:00am: *thinks about pissing the bed instead of getting up*

[@wrintconcrow9176]

@Draw.Daily Sadie please don’t tempt me

[@Mellie1013]

Oh yea 69th like

[@xKerebus]

ME AT THE 7:50 ONE

[@Ursus_Green]

That one video in Russian about tea: he was just comparing how many cups of tea one could have reusing one teabag. There is a brand called "Golden cup" and as he said - one teabag of this brand is enough to prepare that many cups. And at the end he says "everyone needs to have a cup of tea" as he was about to make a lake of tea with one teabag 😀

[@olivergrr9942]

Hello traveller

[@panime101]

Sean: "I'm gonna be dreaming of spiders impregnating me and eating my own progeny." Me: Buddy, you just described Greek mythology to a T.

[@panime101]

Zeus screwed just about every woman he could, sometimes taking the form of an animal. Cronus ate all his children bec of the oracle’s prophecy that one of them would kill him - which was Zeus, and he never got eaten. And as for Egyptian mythology, they have a snake that coils around the earth at the bottom of the sea and it wants to eat the sun. And I think Horus and Isis are involved in incest somehow.

[@panime101]

@Cheyanne Walker yes it was, especially where the gods are concerned

[@itsyahboi187]

Jack: * flopping around a banana * IM in a mood---- Me: *H M M M M-----*

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

The profile pic fits with the comment

[@audreydelaughter4320]

@yKnowMe I couldn’t agree more

[@jacksonkendall6994]

Just Some Plague Doctor With Internet Access love your name 😂

[@louiserules]

@@audreydelaughter4320 I also love your name

[@audreydelaughter4320]

@Jackson Kendall thanks @louise rules thanks

[@TwigTheCalicoWolf]

“You’re gonna miss my floppy banana” Imagine hearing that out of context

[@becauseyesisnotaword]

god no-

[@SmallLegacy]

Lets remind Jack to do a round 2 of this

[@mamakim424]

When Jack said: "Just headin' to the store with my bottle o' heads.." I thought a song was about to start

[@hectorrojas431]

It actually kinda does sound like it would start a song.

[@mrnoname9813]

I have Tourette syndrome and it's actually kind of funny when you're talking and you randomly grunt

[@AleNikdo]

Poor you, :(

[@redflower6020]

I'm sorry❤❤❤❤

[@giornogiovani3769]

This is my resume and truck you

[@Dev-wk9ru]

Well my tics are starting to calm down and they’ve stopped being vocal

[@kingasparagoose6849]

i get anxiety tics and headbut people accidentally

[@fuzzyyotter]

To the russian tea guy: *laughs silently in billingual*

[@bluej6107]

What did he say?!

[@fuzzyyotter]

@@bluej6107 He wanted to test how much tea you could make with tea bags from different tea companys. As he used all cups, then went over to the bathtub, he said that "if the world loves tea, he'll give it tea" and then went to the lake

[@marixurmom]

@Anna Way BEGONE BOT

[@marixurmom]

the bot be gone

[@Loonaurtheworld]

@@fuzzyyotter lmaooo

[@The_Marvelist]

10:55 An ad plays and I cut back to this “ gem “ of a clip