when I was working at the Social Security Office, i was contacted by a woman who according to the Master Beneficiary list was not only dead, but died twice four years apart.
@unitrader4033 жыл бұрын
As the saying goes "Third time is the charm" (or something like this :D )
@tyrannosaurusimperator2 жыл бұрын
The weird part was she called to report her third death.
@dudelikesWoW2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Mrs. Lazarus
@renard60122 жыл бұрын
How do they call her? Goku?
@opticbit2 жыл бұрын
Who did she piss off?
@josephabdallah93693 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager, I received a letter from the government stating that we would no longer be get child support payments, because my father was dead. I went over to his house and showed him the letter, he thought it was a joke and started walk around the house pretending to be a zombie. It turns out, he was in the hospital six months before with some complications with his heart and they listed him as deceased. It took him almost a year to get all his records off the DMF and get his Social Security, bank and his drivers license back. He actually was able to sue the hospital and as part of the settlement they were forced to help help him get his identity back. When he actually died several years later, he was in hospice (again, issues with his heart) I was informed via phone call from the duty nurse and I asked, "Are you sure?" she was like "Uh, yeah, pretty sure".
@marble-q6j2 жыл бұрын
yiikes
@lionelsanches86992 жыл бұрын
I would of have said f my identity I want money lol
@agustinvenegas5238 Жыл бұрын
That must have been a good anecdote for the funeral though, sorry for your loss regardless
@josephabdallah9369 Жыл бұрын
@@agustinvenegas5238 Yeah, I actually told this story at his funeral. Everyone had a good laugh, my elderly aunt went as far as knocking on his coffin asking if he was faking it.
@y_fam_goeglyd Жыл бұрын
@@josephabdallah9369 My - definitely late - father would have adored your aunt. That's exactly the sort of thing he would have done. He'd have liked your dad too (and probably all your family if you're all the same) for dealing with a stressful situation with his sense of humour intact. But it must have been the last thing someone with a heart condition needed. At least he and his lawyer were smart enough to force the hospital to assist in overturning the problem. That probably cut down the time in limbo (not sure if that's figurative or literal in his case!) that most others seem to languish in. That definitely was a "pro-gamer move" as the meme says. Sorry you lost him, though. It sounds like he was taken too early. My own dad lived into his late 80s, but after losing Mum five years before, it was only a matter of time because after 60 years married, his heart was truly broken. It was painful for the family, because he was awesome, but there was no surprise. I hope you're doing okay. It can take a long time to completely get over losing someone so dear. Best wishes to you and your family 💜.
@kieranmilner42083 жыл бұрын
Electronic death records sounds like a edgy record company
@alexv33573 жыл бұрын
Or a great metal band
@maple4943 жыл бұрын
Wow it really does :D
@robertwilloughby80503 жыл бұрын
I'd have said Synth-Goth or Prog myself.....😉
@dippst2 жыл бұрын
either a hipster label that only releases on vinyl and reel-to-reel, or a label that exclusively signs technometal/industrial metal bands
@delta615 ай бұрын
The publish songs by Death Master (File) :))
@jbird44783 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the phone calls. "I'm not dead." "Sir, it says here you are dead."
@Ghiaman13343 жыл бұрын
Why are you dead?
@Kromiball3 жыл бұрын
How are you dead?
@main88243 жыл бұрын
What are you dead?
@josephjoestar773 жыл бұрын
@@Ghiaman1334 Who says I'm dead?
@mirzaahmed65893 жыл бұрын
"Bring out your dead."
@SceurdiaStudios3 жыл бұрын
It's kinda weird how even dying is complicated
@99xs3 жыл бұрын
This is why I don’t want to die
@RBRT023 жыл бұрын
Life is complicated, so death is also complicated. Not that weird.
@exeterra48253 жыл бұрын
@@RBRT02 Its not though, life is very simple in itself. We're just making it more and more complicated as time goes on
@reversemudkip87983 жыл бұрын
@@exeterra4825 that’s why we need to purge the system. Too much bullsh*t nowadays
@chlorobyte_projects3 жыл бұрын
@@reversemudkip8798 I unironically agree; you know what happens when people are overwhelmed with a bunch of shit? Stress and potentially suicide. Good job, humans.
@dragossh3 жыл бұрын
A guy in Romania sued the state to cancel his death certificate, and lost. Because he came back to life too late. There's a month( i think ) after a death certificate is issued when it can be annulled hered. He showed up after 3 years. He was working in Turkey meanwhile, never told anyone, and his relatives declared him dead.
@Xnoob54510 ай бұрын
Why the fuck would you declare someone dead if you don't have proof?
@DarkShard57289 ай бұрын
@@Xnoob545stupidity
@Leah-Heala8 ай бұрын
@XnoobSpeakable I mean 3 years... Okay, to elaborate, it's not the no proof that's the stupid part it's the fact he lost somehow. You can be pronounced dead If you aren't discovered within a reasonable amount of time. If you fall off a ship and nobody can find you after like 2 weeks you are just presumed dead. Missing for years? Sometimes they do presume you dead. Depends on circumstances If you evaporate for 3 years and none of your friends or presumably relatives know... then they might just consider you dead. Of course sometimes you're just perpetually "missing"... think like kids gone missing but are never found alive nor dead... Or those that are missing in combat (MIA).
@randomcow5058 ай бұрын
@@Xnoob545 to pay the bills and or avoid getting sued, and I dont mean that in a morbid gold digger way if your husband just went missing one day without a trace, and you dident find him for 3 years, its pretty good to assume they were murdered or something, and so you do that so you get what's left to you in the will since you likely just lost half of your household income. Also, if they are receiving some form of benefits that money will still come in every month until they are declared dead, but there is only so long you can do that before the government will start wondering if this is benefits fraud and so you have to declare them dead at some point so you dont get sued for the money back.
@InevitableMe6 ай бұрын
@@randomcow505 In Australia, if you go missing, you cannot be declared dead until seven years have passed, after which it is automatic. This, of course, causes problems for partners who, say, shared a bank account that was in the missing person's name, and cannot be accessed by them without a death certificate, which they won't have for seven years.
@survivedandthriving3 жыл бұрын
A few years ago a colleague of mine ('D') at my last job was wrongly declared dead by our employer. The employer stopped paying D's salary, cutoff D's benefits, and even sent a form letter of condolence to D's spouse. And, you guessed it, D showing up alive at HR was deemed insufficient by HR to have D restored to their records of the living, reinstating D's salary, etc. It took some doing, but a couple of months later D (while still working without pay to maintain seniority and employment) finally got reinstated at work. Meanwhile, D still had to pay rent, groceries, etc. And, you guessed it, the employer never apologized for the mistake and all of the hassles they caused to D.
@Pining_for_the_fjords3 жыл бұрын
If it was a problem just with the employer, I would definitely sue and find a new job.
@lemonandgaming60133 жыл бұрын
did they atleast repay all the owed money (plus a reasonable "we beeped up" fee)
@howardbaxter25143 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that should be taken to court. That is incredibly illegal.
@vladimirenlow43883 жыл бұрын
@@howardbaxter2514 Not necessarily illegal, but horribly negligent and definitely worth suing over.
@howardbaxter25143 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirenlow4388 declaring someone dead at your work so you don’t pay them is most certainly illegal.
@QuantumHistorian3 жыл бұрын
1/3 of one percent is a horrifyingly high error rate for something like this. Imagine if that was your error rate when driving: you'd have a couple of crashes a year, just from commuting, only from your own mistakes. Or to compare it a different part of the bureaucracy: it would be enough to change the outcome of elections in swing states.
@kkmac72473 жыл бұрын
@@Rain_Beau why would he be sarcastic?
@somethinglikethat21763 жыл бұрын
An estimated 2,854,838 died in the US in 2019. That's about 8,565 people who were wrongly declared dead. The system itself should be error checking. If they type the wrong number, it should pick up that the rest of the details don't much.
@somethinglikethat21763 жыл бұрын
@@Rain_Beau I don't think they are. 1/3 of one percent sounds low but it's actually very high for that sort of thing.
@howardbaxter25143 жыл бұрын
Yeah, government screw ups! Everyone loves those… Still can’t believe people want the government to control their lives. SMH.
@LucenProject3 жыл бұрын
2:11 "7-12,000 Americans get wrongly listed as dead every year. Daily, that's somewhere between one and 8 billion people a day." Am I missing something in the math here? Is it a joke that's going over my head?
@BallisticDamages3 жыл бұрын
It's honestly one of the most frustrating things that can happen. Have a close friend currently dealing with this in Canada
@jbird44783 жыл бұрын
It kind of sounds similar to identity theft: an endless stream of bureaucratic hell.
@danielbishop18633 жыл бұрын
A similar thing happened when my grandfather died. Whoever typed up his death certificate put his date of death a month early. And based on this inaccurate information, Social Security would not pay his final monthly check, and Medicare would not pay for his final hospital visit, until my mother and grandmother got the bureaucracy to sort things out.
@barakathiongo48353 жыл бұрын
Sorry bro. May he rest in peace🙏
@Totally_Bonkers3 жыл бұрын
i hope your friend's whole "death" situation gets better
@andrzej50453 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I worked at a state's department of licensing headquarters. I was cancelling some old IDs and I accidentally clicked on the wrong person and cancelled some random person's ID. There was no way to go back or see what I just did so the management didn't care. It'll only suck if they get pulled over, in which case it'll really suck. Sorry random person...
@pseudonymity00003 жыл бұрын
Wow. Gov systems, however clunky they are, do keep an audit trail. Your management just couldn't be assed calling IT (or whoever has access to the audit data) to see what happened. if you know the time it happened, the cancelation request would have been logged and time stamped.
@andrewweaver25173 жыл бұрын
Was this in Alabama?
@andrzej50453 жыл бұрын
@@andrewweaver2517 No. West coast.
@andrzej50453 жыл бұрын
@@pseudonymity0000 Damn. This was years ago.
@marble-q6j2 жыл бұрын
@@null7581 you're 5 months late to the comment and probably much later to the event, that's useless now
@CatWithHumanEars3 жыл бұрын
This actually happened to my Grandfather-in-law and he has such a great sense of humor, I came over for Easter dinner and we did the normal "How are you?" "Oh fine how are you?" and he hits me with the "Oh y'know apparently I'm dead" which left me entirely speechless and confused until he explained.
@MaryamMaqdisi2 жыл бұрын
LMAO what a guy
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.39672 жыл бұрын
Lol
@incognito17832 жыл бұрын
“Oh don’t bother going to court. You’ll be dead soon anyways-“
@MeLoNarXo Жыл бұрын
@@MaryamMaqdisihow fitting that it was at Easter xD
@bstelly3 жыл бұрын
"Bring out your dead..." "I'M NOT DEAD YET!"
@gabrielulibarri99503 жыл бұрын
Yes! You need more likes
@tvdan10433 жыл бұрын
I don't want to go on the cart!
@tylerbentley143 жыл бұрын
C'mon, he'll be dead before tomorrow.
@Illfigureoutanamelater3 жыл бұрын
I feel... Happyyyyyyyy!!!!!
@mirzaahmed65893 жыл бұрын
"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
@TrendyGamer-is2wr3 жыл бұрын
"I thought you were dead" "My death was, greatly exaggerated"
@nucleargoofball80433 жыл бұрын
Metroman: *POWER FARTS* Tighten: Gah!!
@SpruceOaks3 жыл бұрын
Correction: The DMF database is, itself, NOT public information. Individual death records, ARE public, but not the database that is the tabulation of all death records.
@prometheus73873 жыл бұрын
What is the implications of this?
@kevinolson99403 жыл бұрын
@@prometheus7387 more content for the all the errors we made videos
@NFSHeld3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't he say that at 3:01, or is that something else?
@Pining_for_the_fjords3 жыл бұрын
What did the undertaker say when he buried the wrong body? "I've made a grave mistake."
@mirzaahmed65893 жыл бұрын
"I have undertaken to fix the issue."
@Pining_for_the_fjords3 жыл бұрын
@@mirzaahmed6589 Good one 😂
@marthamryglod2913 жыл бұрын
There are so many stories of death causing complications. Like one where a subscription service wouldn't stop sending magazines to a widow because they require the subscriber to verbally cancel. He's dead!
@andrewweaver25173 жыл бұрын
Happened to my friend, he got pulled over and the cop told him that he was dead and that he legally could not drive the car and he had to have his parents come and get him and go immediately to the courthouse and figure out why he was "dead".
@truebluekit3 жыл бұрын
@andy dettling this is what you did! for others, scroll above (or somewhere) until you find that name, read his comment LOL
@roflcopterIII3 жыл бұрын
So fun fact: the ssa fixing you getting accidentally declared dead is called "performing a resurrection." Edrs can also take months to come in, so it's not a super great tool.
@queenofnever90133 жыл бұрын
This actually happened to my grandma when my grandpa died. She had to go through this whole process of the bank providing the info to prove to Social Security that she was alive. Though she had a lot of fun walking into the bank and Social Security and saying, "Hi! I'm alive!" She's got a great sense of humor and still laughs about it despite almost losing her benefits.
@andreastrawoger34303 жыл бұрын
I worked at IT for a hospital when we got a support ticket "Death person at the info counter". As it turned out the person was life and kicking, but was in urgent need of someone to manually hack the hospital database to be declared undead.
@The-Plaguefellow3 жыл бұрын
You know, for a nation that's so keen on surveilling their citizens, they're awfully incompetent at actually keeping track of them.
@mornananchy4953 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, my grandma was actually listed dead when her husband, my grandpa died. This is in Canada, but someone decided to list both as dead for some reason. Luckily that was corrected pretty quickly.
@OfficialRishab6 ай бұрын
Blud was serious when someone told him couples should live together at any situation or condition
@amonia17663 жыл бұрын
I'm not joking when I say this: a guy in my country once had to prove that he was alive to get social security benefit, and got everything right, but couldn't prove that he was alive the year prior and had the benefit negated.
@Totally_Bonkers3 жыл бұрын
"couldn't prove that he was alive" the guy: sir, I am alive other person: total bs, you're clearly dead. the guy: but i- other person: nope the guy: but- other person: dead. no further statements.
@MaryamMaqdisi2 жыл бұрын
LMAO poor guy
@gustavo_crivelli2 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, Brazil
@amonia17662 жыл бұрын
@@gustavo_crivelli óbvio, né
@TheEDFLegacy3 жыл бұрын
Here's the million-dollar question... If you rob a bank and get arrested, while you are listed as dead... can you be convicted of a crime?
@oenrn3 жыл бұрын
What if you commit a crime and get the death penalty?
@Nist09232 жыл бұрын
These people are asking the big questions
@waddledee66422 жыл бұрын
Ferb i know what we’re gonna do today
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit2 жыл бұрын
You're still on the hook. If they believe to verify who you are, it gets added to your post-mortem criminal record. If they don't, you get tried as a John Doe.
@franklind.roosevelt74162 жыл бұрын
This would actually probably be a good way to get the government to recognize your living status as fast as possible. Although they’d probably just be doing to put you in prison as fast as they could.
@evansavage35153 жыл бұрын
“Hey chief ya biffed it” I’m dead 💀
@Zachyshows3 жыл бұрын
Well let's help you out then
@Ghiaman13343 жыл бұрын
F
@josephjoestar773 жыл бұрын
Are you sure the record says that you're dead though?
@therealruskiguy25833 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace you will be missed brother
@brunosanchez13753 жыл бұрын
It's always bizarre to hear how terrible is the social security system in america, a lot of this problems would be solved with a better system of ID
@massimookissed10233 жыл бұрын
One checksum digit in the SS number could help spot errors.
@erichobbs40423 жыл бұрын
That is because social security numbers are not supposed to be used for identification purposes. I believe that it even says that right on the card. Of course what is supposed to happen and what actually happens are two different things. I think Windover may have actually done a video on that very topic.
@massimookissed10233 жыл бұрын
@@erichobbs4042 , I vaguely remember CGP Grey doing a vid about SS cards being used for unintended purposes.
@erichobbs40423 жыл бұрын
@@massimookissed1023 Yeah, that makes more sense
@DJMatGE3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i thought too! I guess you also saw cpgGrey's video about that? ;)
@lucystarlight88873 жыл бұрын
I recently read a book called Unbroken, about a WWII pilot who after crashing in the Pacific was considered dead, while in reality he was in a Japanese POW camp for two years. He said his favorite thing to do when he got back home was give surprise visits to his old acquaintances who thought he was dead.
@Blockhog2 жыл бұрын
They need to have a alive test, with questions like 1. Are you breathing? 2.are you responding to stimuli 3. Do you have a thirst for human flesh, brains, and or blood that can only be quenched by going out at night and finding a suitable victim to eat. That last one wouldent be a real question, their testing if your dead not if your a politician
@patrickracer433 жыл бұрын
I hate when I'm legally dead without actually being dead
@arpitkumar45252 жыл бұрын
The other way around is much nicer
@e.v.squatch5835 Жыл бұрын
About 20 years ago I received a letter from the state claiming my wife was deceased (which came as a shock to us both). I spent 3 days on the phone trying to fix the problem - which was a funeral home somehow screwed up the SSN on a certificate of some kind and poof, she's now dead. After 3 days of arguments with state employees who have the IQ of slightly stale toast, I finally was able to convince them - By telling them that if she was really deceased, I had 2 minor children (5 and 7 at the time) who were entitled to survivors benefits dating back to the date of death. SUDDENLY, much like the biblical Lazarus himself, she was magically brought back from the dead - the minute they realized this was going to get EXPENSIVE.
@hunngryento3 жыл бұрын
Each day that passes, the USA reminds me more of the Imperium in warhammer 40k.
@federico3393 жыл бұрын
@Fax Fax in 2021? Just use e-mail
@hedgehog31803 жыл бұрын
Don't think the US is going to ever reach even a thousand years old though.
@nathnathn3 жыл бұрын
Except in the imperium you would shot if the records said you were supposed to be dead.
@dean_l333 жыл бұрын
@@nathnathn Hey its a self correcting problem anyway
@trent8003 жыл бұрын
@@nathnathn More efficient that way
@blackfalcon13243 жыл бұрын
There is a guy in romania who is legally listed as dead and his appeal to be declared not dead was rejected because he missed the appeals window.
@zacross85043 жыл бұрын
reminds me of something i heard about a guy in a european country. Dude moved to another country for work and several years later his wife submitted paperwork to say he was dead, several years after that, he tried going somewhere but was stopped and send back to his home country because he couldnt get updated paperwork or something (Because of being dead) and when he went to court to prove he was alive they were like "Sorry, cant do anything about it"
@arpitkumar45252 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@pacificostudios2 жыл бұрын
My mother passed, and I was amazed how few people I had to inform. Social Security stopped her checks right away, and the Federal Retirement people and the Veterans Administration wrote me a letter stating that they had been informed that she was gone and please let contact them to let them know either way. Even the life insurance I collected on right away because they double-checked the obituaries online.
@ReplayJay3 жыл бұрын
Next on Wendover products: The logistics of keeping a list of every united states citizen who is alive or dead.
@VwhynotzoidbergV3 жыл бұрын
Love the "daily, between 1-8 billion people a day
@Peripepp3 жыл бұрын
I work in a remote border hospital. Patients there don't always have BPJS (the Indonesian national health insurance), so sometimes their friend/family use their card for the patient. Sometimes the patient condition is beyond help and died eventually. Problem is, the patient is administered using other's card, so in the national database, it is the card owner who is declared dead…
@TXnine7nine3 жыл бұрын
0:19 Now I’m sad because $7.99 for a 3 topping pizza is pretty good 😂
@incognito17832 жыл бұрын
“Here’s the thing about dying. It means your dead. But what if instead of being dead... you weren’t-” ... thank you- I.. I needed this reassurance. I’ve hit a hard patch in life and this really helps...
@Rahulsinghkoli3 жыл бұрын
imagine : going to bank and doing a big money heist and then when police will come and arrest you and then judge will sentence you jail for lifetime but he can't cause you are already dead ! so they can't send you to jail just think about it !
@autisticboi29923 жыл бұрын
judge: i sentence you to life in prison me: *shows death certificate* can i go now? judge: ok
@Rahulsinghkoli3 жыл бұрын
@@autisticboi2992 Exactly 😂 Now you can do anything without going to jail or sentence to death cuz you are already dead !
@prime_optimus3 жыл бұрын
What if the judge resurrects you?
@Rahulsinghkoli3 жыл бұрын
@@prime_optimus then, he can't punish me for things i done before resurrection cuz i was dead earlier !
@oksowhat3 жыл бұрын
there is literally a movie about it in Bollywood, the struggles of being dead, lol
@balpreetsingh68343 жыл бұрын
It's based on the life of an actual person, to top it off.
@TheYoutubeTick3 жыл бұрын
lol i came here to leave a comment about that movie. For anyone interested it is called "Kaagaz"
@oksowhat3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKZbinTick hindi movie koi nahi dekhta bro
@Think_Inc3 жыл бұрын
@@oksowhat That isn't very true, unless the movie hasn't been dubbed.
@de1323 жыл бұрын
Lol the voice take on "You Just Got Widow-Ized" was perfect
@boarbot78293 жыл бұрын
RealLifeLore and HAI in the same day! It’s a good day! Edit: And WonderWhy and Polymatter!! Edit 2: And Veritasium!
@99xs3 жыл бұрын
Very
@Eli-fj3sc3 жыл бұрын
And Veritasium!!!
@jf17thunder633 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@Tank1753 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing me WonderWhy, found a new nice channel.
@Dhanes713 жыл бұрын
What is HIA
@AbsolXGuardian3 жыл бұрын
The scariest part is that this isn't something that happens so infrequently that every person whose been a victim of this is local news worthy at the least and are all in a chart on a Wikipedia in the style of everyone under 15 who has given live birth.
@TheBaegislash3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if "Call the link on your screen" was intentional or not, but it's hilarious regardless
@clvrswine3 жыл бұрын
OK, anime avatar. Grow up.
@ofs55543 жыл бұрын
@@clvrswine Says the guy who's still bullying random people on the internet.
@TheBaegislash3 жыл бұрын
@@clvrswine I'm sorry your parents don't love you dude
@butterflieslie59323 жыл бұрын
Yes call them harassment and bullying people he lies just for money and fame
@TheBaegislash3 жыл бұрын
@@butterflieslie5932 Come again?
@magusperde3653 жыл бұрын
My problem is the opposite. I've felt dead for years and yet I'm still waking up, going to work, and crying
@jeroddobson46803 жыл бұрын
I called 1-800-NOT-LVNG and got an insurance company. WHERE'S MY PIZZA SAM?
@henryginn74903 жыл бұрын
Nice to know that as always the US has a robust and well thought out system to handle things
@1212Nato2 жыл бұрын
This happened to my uncle after my mom passed away. They somehow mixed up Ruth and Russell and my uncle was “dead” instead of my mom for about a year
@Chase31413 жыл бұрын
"That's somewhere between 1 and 8 billion people a day" Thank you, HAI, that narrows it right down
@LilacMonarch2 жыл бұрын
But what about 0 people? Surely there are at least a few days this doesn't happen
@Chase31412 жыл бұрын
@@LilacMonarch Well first of all, it's an average, not an exact number for each day. But second, if 7000 people are wrongfully declared legally dead every year (the low end of the estimate), and we assume they occur uniformly throughout the year, then the odds of it not happening at all on any given day are about 1 in 218,960,437, meaning it would happen on average once every 600,000 years
@EibaProductions3 жыл бұрын
Funfact: In Germany, there's a private company (called Schufa) evaluating the credit worthyness of each citizen by analyzing payment data. And since they make mistakes, some people have been declared dead as well. And since they are a private company, they can do with their data what they want, and they can change the status of anyone by will. This has led to several incidences of people being declared dead, but also that an arrest warrant was pending. Or they are credit unworthy due to someone else in a different part of the country with no connections to that person hasn't paid one bill. Lots of such stuff.
@Guitartube258 ай бұрын
Glad to see then, that the SCHUFA has recently been stripped of at least some of their power. Idiotic bastards, the whole lot.
@adamtaylor7662 жыл бұрын
my great uncle was declared dead a while ago, its caused a lot of issues because that makes most companies not accept you anymore, including things like insurance. he's still alive, but it was very inconvenient when it happened. basically everything using social security gets messed up by being legally dead.
@Thebreakdownshow13 жыл бұрын
The Government won't let you be even when you are dead lol. Half as interesting I love your content always learning from your sense of humour for my own channel.
@howardbaxter25143 жыл бұрын
There is only one certainty in life, and that is taxes. Death is no longer such a certainty. Thanks bureaucracy!
@kylerguyler47613 жыл бұрын
@2:14 idk if im just disabled after grinding out schoolwork for 13 hours or if this is whack. How does 7k-12k people a year translate to every day ONE TO EIGHT BILLION PEOPLE DAILY? (if you precede the fact with "every day", then you don't need to spedficy "daily" at the end). Easy to nitpick when I should compliment. love your channels content and cant imagine how much work goes into each and every video. I enjoy HAI a ton. Perfect for ~5-10min breaks to eat inbetween studies or just to hear sams perfect voice. also dude these jokes are just the best thing in the world. "prank their widow" ahahahaha
@GKplus82 жыл бұрын
It's a joke. The joke being that the range spreads from 1 person to the total polulation of the earth, so the fact is technically true, but meaningless. Would be like saying "It's some number of people, but I don't feel like telling you how much." Sam has done these type of useless examples before ("a football field is larger than a pencil" type comparisons) but this one was more subtle because the correct information isn't obvious/well known, so without paying close attention you may miss it.
@gmansplit Жыл бұрын
It's a joke
@WarwickSlater3 жыл бұрын
I heard people are dying to get into the DMF book
@kkmac72473 жыл бұрын
This should have more than 3 likes
@shamiksinha48083 жыл бұрын
There was a movie here in India which was based on the struggles of an old man (who had been declared dead) trying to fix his situation and dealing with corrupt and lazy government officers because otherwise, he would not get his pension. it was a comedy but carried a message strong and heavy... (Movie was Office Office in case you were wondering)
@NinjaAgnostic3 жыл бұрын
Really thought the AI wrote this one again at the beginning
@nolananderson4782 Жыл бұрын
I feel like this could be pretty easily rectified by the SSA issuing a letter to someone who had been falsely declared dead that says, "This person has been mistakenly listed as dead in the past, contact this phone number to verify"
@FairyCRat3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Sam excited makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason
@penguinvic4188 Жыл бұрын
Some years ago my passport expired. They usually notify you about this. Contacted Passports, got told I was dead. Contacted Births & Deaths only confirmed this. Got told things could be rectified if I could supply a valid passport. See the problem. Interestingly, almost all other government departments and businesses didn’t mind at all that I had died. Staff were either understanding or amused. Land rates (taxes) and Banks didn’t care so long as I paid up. Welfare was surprisingly good here, and accepted my confirming witness that I was still alive (they wouldn’t accept the word of a dead person). Drivers licenses were amused by this and said provided I obey road law, being dead shouldn’t be a problem. Airlines companies confirmed that dead usually travel in coffins in cargo, but they would make an exception in my case (but I couldn’t travel overseas). Water, Electricity, was no problem either. Businesses were okay with cash payments (credit from dead is more problematic). I could still vote (a worry if you think about it). So life (or death) still went on. I never did get my passport renewed or find out if Births & Deaths fixed the problem. But I dare not even ask them. Besides, being dead is not so bad and my social life has not suffered.
@playgamepark3 жыл бұрын
So in a sense, its a sick game show hosted by the US Social Security in which unlucky winners will be treated as dead for all intents and purposes.
@howardbaxter25143 жыл бұрын
Welcome to government work. You thought the DMV bad, just wait until you are royally fucked by the SSA and IRS simultaneously.
@jadenknott3 жыл бұрын
I had this happen to me and it screwed me over getting jobs and almost screwed me out of being a freshman in college. instead of having my dad being labeled deceased it they labeled me as deceased Happened around summer time
@ARK6133 жыл бұрын
5:30 "Assuming you're not dead, live in the U.S., and pay for a cell phone plan...' Shucks, only two of those three apply to me.
@Retaliatixn3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO, the Sponge-dead Square-passed got me.
@YouAreBreathing3 жыл бұрын
0:14 "Call the link on your screen right now" No, I rather click on the phone number on my screen.
@windspeed39903 жыл бұрын
calling the number in the beginning transfers you to an insurance agent...
@lukaszbielanin3 жыл бұрын
What bugs me most is that DFM AND DMF is used for the same things.
@ScooterinAB2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping this would touch on situations like missing persons being declared dead and then turning up.
@lennon24903 жыл бұрын
Docter: "sorry he passed away" Me: **crying** Docter: "haha, sike. He is doing well. But now i fucked you guys financially". Me: **Having a mental breakdown**
@abbycaldwell31663 жыл бұрын
Gotta say there's some fantastic choices of stock footage for this video. A+
@Dumb-Comment3 жыл бұрын
What if you were dead before being dead but then died, would you be listed as "Dead-dead"
@massimookissed10233 жыл бұрын
Dead²
@talkalexis3 жыл бұрын
Dead²
@cadenorris40093 жыл бұрын
Name checks out lol
@paddyj76903 жыл бұрын
"Daily, that's 1-8 billion per day" I did not understand that.
@dobman013 жыл бұрын
"the ssa has proposed a way to fix the problem" well that sounds like bs "its someone elses problem" I stand corrected
@tylerpeterson47263 жыл бұрын
To be fair, government agencies identifying that their responsibilities are already being handled elsewhere in the government is a good thing. No need to duplicate effort.
@unitrader4033 жыл бұрын
@@tylerpeterson4726 This doesnt apply to the Department of Redundancy Department though.
@kams87593 жыл бұрын
loving the energy from sam lately
@Guderian06173 жыл бұрын
If you are legally dead and you commit a crime, can they sue you for it?
@vladimirenlow43883 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing about a movie involving a man who faked his death and framed his wife for it, and after she got out of prison she tried to kill him, under the justification that she couldn't be arrested for killing a "dead" man. I don't recall it doing well at the box office, which is probably why I can't remember the title.
@megarockman2 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirenlow4388 Double Jeopardy. Which isn't what the term actually means in law, but Hollywood, so...
@sydneymomma112 жыл бұрын
"Or SpongeBob SquarePassed?" I laughed so hard I had to rewind! Subbed.
@danielmarsden45733 жыл бұрын
2:20 I’m not even sure what you were intending to say here but 7000-12000 divided by 365 is defo not between 1-8 billion.
@Pence9123 жыл бұрын
It was a joke. Between one person and 8 billion people, not one billion to 8 billion people
@namenamename3903 жыл бұрын
No, not between 1 Billion and 8 Billion, between 1, as in a singular one, and 8 Billion
@welchphilip3 жыл бұрын
between one and eight billion aka everyone on the planet, not one billion to eight billion
@Lvjy3 жыл бұрын
It is, the values go between 19 and 39 which is between 1 and 8000000000
@danielmarsden45733 жыл бұрын
Not funny, didn’t laugh
@jacklight27523 жыл бұрын
I'm probably missing something obvious, but in the video he says between 7,000 and 12,000 people are wrongly listed annually. But then says "Daily, thats somewhere between 1 and 8 billion people a day"
@gmansplit Жыл бұрын
It's called a joke
@jacobdockter34363 жыл бұрын
true story SSI had me as dead once. it wasn't in the actual main SC system but they were like yeah we need you to come into office, turns out they had called my phone number, someone said I was dead. that's it. but then they saw I got income from dividends and was using my Medicaid still (my state has program with Medicaid for people on SSI who went to work under certain amount yada yada) . had to go into office give them ID lol
@NoodleProductions3 жыл бұрын
On the bright side, if you’re already legally dead, you can’t be legally murdered.
@chongjunxiang30023 жыл бұрын
Imagine a legally dead people commit all the crime he want because legally, a court cannot charge a dead person...but since dead person will lost their constitutional protection, actually government can make up charges that can do whatever they want lol
@melodywawichi8023 жыл бұрын
Today I learned that deadbeat is an actual word and not something the Grim Reaper’s apprentice made up.
@thomas32362 жыл бұрын
same
@michaelsmith49043 жыл бұрын
"Or, if you were born after 1969, never."
@T.h.w.T3 жыл бұрын
3:44 it's been 3:44 minutes, not 4, add this to your every mistake you've ever made video series
@StefanVeenstra2 жыл бұрын
There should be no argument about who's fault it is, the argument should be about how to fix it. And yes, if private companies erroneously deny people service they would otherwise be eligible for, an apology isn't enough. Retroactive compensation is the least they can do.
@chlorophylte74873 жыл бұрын
1:20 intentional?
@kiradotee3 жыл бұрын
Some of the stock footage fits so well it's insane.
@billyyank21983 жыл бұрын
"Is he dead?" "Well yes, but actually no."
@brostrod3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many children have been declared dead by the SSA but just haven't noticed because they're children and have no benefit payments to lose/no reason to get a loan
@Warbugzz3 жыл бұрын
"They say the ghost of an oooold miner haunts the mountain..." "What? Haha, nah, that's just Pete!" "Pete's DEAD?!" "NOPE! Pete's only *mostly* dead. There's a big difference."
@SilasWilloughby3 жыл бұрын
In case anyone was wondering that phone number goes to an insurance agency
@GaraxyAurora3 жыл бұрын
“1-8 billion people a day” I guess we will all die then within one to 7 days
@matthewmcewen12 жыл бұрын
I cant believe i had to scroll this far to find someone talking about this. Cannot make sense of his sentence at all.
@gmansplit Жыл бұрын
@@matthewmcewen1 It's called a joke
@matthewmcewen1 Жыл бұрын
@@gmansplit you have got to be kidding. i was saying i couldnt make sense of the video, and was surprised the original comment was the first comment talking about it. and yes, his joke was rather obvious
@Yellowsam41454 ай бұрын
*Breaks out of grave* wait I'm not dead IRS: "shhhh *push* you are" AH- *thud*
@Dats_Mark3 жыл бұрын
How is "Death Master File" NOT a Metal Band Name?
@akaltar3 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the animator for that smooth transition to the youtube ting link popup! Give this person a tip so they can treat their partner for a nice dinner!
@dermittelfinger59033 жыл бұрын
As a European I always enjoy to see that the richest country in the world is basically a giant banana republic just because they think change is evil.
@erraticonteuse3 жыл бұрын
As an American, I can detect no lies, falsehoods, inaccuracies, nor misunderstandings in this statement.
@NikkyElso3 жыл бұрын
I literally have read through these comments and came across one saying the same thing can happen in the Netherlands too. Also saw stories of it happening in Canada as well.. So go take your anti-american euro-nationalism elsewhere.
@dermittelfinger59033 жыл бұрын
@@NikkyElso ofcourse this can happen in Europe. Do you know what can happen in Europe too? You can get shot, go to prison, get bankrupt on medical bills or school loans, get murdered by the police, being sued for obvious bullshit and lose non the less. All these things can happen in Europe but are much more likely to take place in the USA. My comment wasn't anti American but a little joke. If you want to hear what's horrible in Europe just ask me and I will tell you. No country or union in that case is perfect and all of them have their problems. But I see a lot of easy fixes for some of those in the USA but it wont happen because you cling to a piece of paper written 200 years ago and just dont want to change anything about it. You have surely good fixes for EU problems, that we are too stubborn to go through with. My friend, dont take stuff so super seriously if someone criticizes your country. In fact this is a sign that someone deeply cares about it and only wants the best for it.
@mirzaahmed65893 жыл бұрын
I'm not dead, just dead inside.
@8KTraveler3 жыл бұрын
At 2:24 it should be between "19-32 people per day" not 1-8 billon people
@kulrigalestout3 жыл бұрын
Well. I guess that explains why when I managed my father's estate I got a letter saying that there was a potential event that could have damaged his credit score. Doesn't explain why I would have gotten a letter at my new house for the previous occupant saying the same thing, though, considering she had been dead for over a year.
@nefariousalex12893 жыл бұрын
I’m never dying
@licoriceluv9063 жыл бұрын
3:34 Come on that was such a perfect chance to say imposter lol