the wii sports platinum you can cheat to get but for some reason i can't

the wii sports platinum you can cheat to get but for some reason i can't
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

im on a heater

[@prezdough3049]

ok

[@BeastyWeasyYT]

Nice

[@lulladrian9863]

i’m first

[@ronnisatterwhite8272]

Yay! More Wii sports!!😊

[@burstingcow7]

😮

[@ShockwaveTLS]

Note for pausing in Wii Sports: You can't be moving the remote over a certain speed in order to pause the game (this is likely to prevent accidental pausing when you're swinging around but it's quite strict in the original). It's best to hold still in the middle or on one side and pause super early so you can then keep pausing over and over, then dodge away at the last second. I never expected my video to turn into a full series, I'm very flattered!

[@monkyr]

No way he broke a wiimote over that lmao

[@kittyplayz8399]

Ayyy the goat commented

[@jat8657]

Welp rip wii remote for a mis understanding

[@Yun_denn]

Oh. I thought the developers just made it difficult to pause during that specific minigame so players would have a hard time cheating.

[@ShockwaveTLS]

@nn It's quite a bit better in future titles where you can pause easier, but even so, changing a single line of code in OG Wii Sports would have removed the speed requirement. I guess Nintendo thought people may hold their hands over the pause button when gripping the remote and pause whilst they're trying to swing/throw etc.

[@brendensutton915]

2:08 the elusive Poof birds mating call. Beautiful isn’t it.

[@Chicky_Lumps]

Not to be confused with the challenge of an aggressive male Poof, which we hear clearly at 10:17.

[@voidgames06]

@@Chicky_Lumps also not to be mistaken by the poof crow at 9:17

[@luckystark101]

or to not be confused with 4:20 with the rare poof owl call

[@ninjaphoenix2976]

But you also can’t get confused with the poof reinforcement call at 7:00

[@calebwatson8848]

😂😂

[@mtheguardian49]

1:00 poof loves the first letter of the alphabet

[@Minimintergoat]

0:00

[@Minimintergoat]

He loves it here aswell

[@pokepwned]

@@Minimintergoat Spanish teacher: Me: 0:00

[@aguywhoexists69]

9:07

[@Barak925]

2:08

[@dawltonburger4039]

19:13 Matt about to throw one more Also Matt: "if i throw this last ball he will get platinum, yea lets not do that"

[@theruthlezzgamer1167]

Nah fr I got so mad

[@Ryemoon062]

not even 2 minutes in and poof already beats the shit out of his wii remote. off to a great start

[@isaiahmartushev9371]

4m 26s* L

[@isaiahmartushev9371]

Learn math

[@TRez98]

​@isaiahmartushev9371 actually 1:28. L

[@mike9031]

What are you talking about? He tapped it on the desk, not his fault it's poorly made

[@Ryemoon062]

@@isaiahmartushev9371 Love how you had to add 2 more comments instead of just editing the 1st you made. Also. Saying "L" is not going to do effect me in any way.

[@ehnkys]

8:57 the "no :(" with beef bosses hands by his side lmao

[@berthenson9946]

Being able to visualize his hand gestures while he’s talking with beef boss’s gloves is so funny to me

[@JoshMacDonald-mm3tq]

Kinda sounds like Mario

[@Want_d]

Seeing poof get 1 dodge away from the platinum and then noticing half of the video is still left fills me with an indescribable joy

[@dernonskiller]

Spoiler Alert lol

[@WhiteTenpenny]

16:34 That was so fucking filthy. ☠️ That, “YES.. wait” was so real.

[@ForbiddenAngel]

This laugh at 9:16 was absolutely vile. Like something out of call of duty bo2 zombies. Holy hell.😂

[@laurawitkowski3234]

2:08 the birds outside my window at 6 AM

[@glopple]

lol

[@rammychan622]

OMG😂😂😂😂😂

[@RareGamer-jm7gu]

The poof crow, Native to Wu Hu Island

[@newb_idk]

i'd love to see poof screaming his ass off in irl boxing

[@adamjohnson3720]

Id be happy to see him play punch out!

[@woofyou1186]

@@adamjohnson3720same

[@awesomelink2347]

"Stop hitting me!" "Why does he keep hitting me?"

[@genebronson8377]

U think that man goes outside? 😂

[@2e2i23]

He'd be screaming for a different reason 😂😂 you sadist

[@SkyKzio]

4:30 mat just chucking them at his face while he rages LMAOOOO bro knew what he was doing

[@TristanLaurens]

Well, that escalated VERY quickly this time. Screaming and smashing the Wii Remote within the first two minutes is a record LMAO

[@jake6112]

Very unfair that sometimes Matt will throw like 10 balls in a row at a snail’s pace and you end up not getting enough balls thrown at you.

[@mike9031]

There was always more than 85 thrown

[@Polyeith]

​@@mike9031yeah but that's significantly less margin for error

[@mike9031]

@@Polyeith yes, but it's still enough. By the same token, why doesn't mat just throw 200 slow moving balls to make sure everyone can do it? Everyone gets a trophy 🥹🥹

[@Polyeith]

@@mike9031 I would argue you shouldn't be able to miss a platinum by getting hit only once, then get the platinum getting hit 3 or 4 times

[@mike9031]

@@Polyeith you can argue whatever you want, doesn't matter. It has set rules. It throws enough for you to get a platinum. It's up to you to earn it.

[@rivkl3872]

16:36 beef boss body tweaking in the background sent me to the floor 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@toastedbutter99]

"hey poof what's that letter that comes before B again?" 1:01

[@am_so_bored8337]

16:36 why did beef boss start twitching like that😭😭😭

[@Eric42RandomVideos]

When he put his head in his hands to cry lmaooooo

[@PUK015]

5:37 Finally Poofesure unlock the final boxing training game.

[@2DCheese]

the worst one

[@kennydoxey2951]

I love how at 12:02 you can just see the hand motions he’s making as he’s talking as if beef boss was explaining it. 😂

[@JoshMacDonald-mm3tq]

I know right? perfect

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

12:27 I swear half the fun of these videos is his insightful commentary on the game, "eat my butt whole" 😭😭💀

[@cbc_creator]

4:22 “breaking wii” HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO?!!! “Threw wii on the wall”.

[@alexanderhopkins7837]

4:27 *THE FUCK*

[@Barak925]

Flashbacks to “That TV will no longer be working at ALL”

[@olivejuicesoda]

Sounds like a mating call.😂

[@RomanZBoss3.0]

I can’t even cheat

[@cloudshines812]

Matt: *Still throwing balls at Beef Boss’ face*

[@stevieboy666]

Poof’s cheat depending on functioning Wii remotes was never going to end well…

[@playerioik6101]

the demon under my bed when I bring 3 friends for a sleepover: 9:13

[@thepurestchild]

this is golden💀

[@Goomba1309]

1:40 *flashbacks to "YOU DON'T **_(EFFING) JAM MY FINGER!!!"_** intensifies* 10:40 Does pressing the HOME button work all the same or am I just spitballin'?

[@Barak925]

There’s a lot of callbacks in this one

[@bazinga2.0]

which episode is that quote from? i can't find it lol

[@annasnotabanana]

@@bazinga2.0 It’s from ‘wii sports resort basketball goes VERY wrong’

[@jammy3662]

i think the home menu might cover the game so you can't see where matt is throwing

[@kingbrettpro]

*flashbacks to "YOU DON'T FUCKING JAM MY FINGER!!!" intensifies* There, I uncensored your comment Goomba. Censorship sucks, you should know that by now.

[@Mac_RM]

9:17 he really hit the feel good inc. laugh 😂

[@sullysullivan4910]

i love how poof doesnt actually react to the balls, he just tries to switch off between left and right each one and it gets him so messed up so many times xD

[@Tysaac]

Gotta appreciate poof’s random upload times

[@ABMS721]

6:29 I can genuinely see beef boss saying that out loud with his hands floating like that😭

[@nickkyproductions897]

4:20 My goodness, Poofesure has such a way with words. 😊

[@loafqueen2975]

“Oh oo oh oh o aye.. AYE.. AYEEE.. AYYEEE? OOWOWOWOW” Only 1:02 in and he’s already screaming. My favorite KZbinr lmao

[@jrodd13]

Poof uploading at 3:00 in the morning is something I'll never understand but something that is always appreciated by us nighthawks

[@chuwy2534]

True, cause you are talking about his time zone.

[@SilvercattoOsom]

inb4 the replies start laughing in different countries

[@Fr3unen]

It's almost like if USA is the only country in the world

[@kayland.5724]

@@Fr3unenDid it occur to you that they might *only* be referring to people in their time zone?? Did it occur to you that the us has more than one time zone?

[@Fr3unen]

@@kayland.5724 Did it occur to you that you sound overly dramatic?

[@danmeldrum312]

4:23 "HELLO?! HELLO?! HELLO?! HELLO?! THE FUCK?! I CAN'T EVEN CHEAT!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@hullbreaker45]

You know it's a good one when the video is 20 minutes long and he already slammed 2 remotes in 5 minutes

[@nintendowolf]

16:36 Absolutely tragic after doing so well 😭

[@bibasik7]

I wonder how many Wii remotes are equal to the cost of an anger management class

[@Halfendymion]

Matt: Just trying to train Poof Poof: "MY BUTTHOLE ISN'T UP THERE!"

[@connordemirjyn7739]

When the title has the words “platinum metal” in it you know it’s gonna be good 😂

[@Lordifiy]

9:16 that escalated quickly 😂😂😂

[@keepithunnidcj7549]

17:14 “The math was clicking in my head” “2 - 86 = 84” Me: … Who’s gonna tell him 😂

[@s_cabbage]

2 - 86 is -84 edit: I didn't watch the timestamp lmao

[@adw1z]

He obviously assumed the distance d(2,86) in the absolute value metric, and thus expected the viewers to understand that he implied |2-86| = 84 ∈ R+

[@Canadian-Dude]

He has an engineering degree which makes it even funnier 😂

[@ryan41226]

​@@Canadian-Dude @keepithunnidcj7549 It's Only Because He Was So Distraught By What Had Just Happened. Plus He Ended Up Getting The Platinum Anyway, So It's Fine.

[@cow472]

@@ryan41226Why Is Every Word Capital In Your Comment?

[@DaxWrld]

10:15 is going to be one of the legendary poof sounds😂😂

[@BabyJo777-gf8sm]

Straight one piece laugh

[@lorenzoniccoli99ln]

He would make for an excellent voice actor

[@Barak925]

ŶŒŒŒŒŒŒIIIIIII

[@Barak925]

YŒŒŒŒWWIIIIII

[@HankJr.]

8:50 When you go to grab a slice of pizza but the box is empty and there’s no way you ate an entire pizza 😆

[@2e2i23]

KZbin asked me to rate your comment and I rated it terrible just to be a jerk. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@l4ur4nt78]

9:19 sounds paranormal as heck

[@connorreighard1287]

More like demonic

[@DonLuquilla]

Poof is getting better with the platinums, this one was luck based on how many balls matt throws, he can throw from 86 to 98 balls depending on how luck you are. Another platinum done, nice one!

[@butterdowg4965]

Hi it’s 2:52am poof. Perfect timing bc I’m throwing up laying on the bathroom floor

[@KarleeKat]

It's 1:52am and I feel nauseous

[@SkyrushFanboy]

It's 3:07 am and I can't fall asleep

[@sparky5778]

Been there man, you doing alright?

[@Minimintergoat]

Did you get drunk off your head few hours ago mate??

[@austinh.]

@@SkyrushFanboydat timing u can use these vids as asmr /s

[@jacobmacquarrie8903]

16:40 Poofesure: NOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

[@levifrunk1488]

"Maybe he'll throw 17 extra balls" *turns into packman*

[@WyenaTheGirl]

You know it is a cool video when poofesure uploads a video at 4 AM… AND I GOT SCHOOL LATER

[@Davezy1]

7pm AEDT.... perfect timing

[@Goomba1309]

Me watching this at 9 AM on my way to the bus stop to go to school

[@vastbigbubba]

South American?

[@Austinc5904]

Yo same but for me its college

[@MpanzuSolos]

8 am for me 🤫🧏‍♂️

[@MagnusTheGreat]

Matt's grunting sounds like f*** every time. I always break down laughing when I hear him in this game

[@josephcastle3872]

The fact that he got it on his first attempt video going for platinum and STILL broke a Wii remote really show just how insane Poof is lmao. It is not that hard to exercise a little patience and control. And if it is for him, then bro needs to see a counselor or a therapist.

[@Super-Shafs]

Poof can make watching paint dry look like an Olympic sport

[@Crxzii]

Poofesure: The Next Joker💀

[@Gust_The_Man]

4:20 this is gonna be the most repeated part

[@jhonshmo8400]

I was playing an online game while watching this video and the "butt whole" joke at 12:23 made me laugh so hard that I completely threw the game for my team, logged off and proceeded to laugh at it for another 15 minutes before continuing the video, and thinking of it now still makes me giggle.

[@pumbaplays396]

If you are shaking the remote you can’t pause. Hold it still and then press plus

[@bruh-rt7sr]

or he could've just used the home button 😭😭

[@roanoke42]

Never knew there was that much variance in the number of balls Matt throws in dodging. Now I want to know the max and minimum number he can throw to compare the % dodged necessary between the two. It looked like one of those Poof missed on required you to be perfect because he only threw 86.

[@NothingPerson44]

Am I only the one who kind of hears Matt saying the f-word every time he throws the balls at Poof? It’s almost like he’s constantly cursing Poof out every time dodges or screws up.

[@joshua_J]

Yeah I commented the same thing. I can't un hear it now.

[@ginganinja5921]

One of the best ones of these yet because he got it… but the struggles along the way were hilarious to watch. Great vid

[@viktorkostic1777]

8:54 the "No" sounds like Mario

[@isleep5914]

poof you actually got really good at this game, my brain couldn't even keep up with watching as fast as you were playing. i was extremely impressed. anyone else?

[@thoreauaway876]

We saw you get better throughout the video. This one was hype and I quietly cheered you on. Thanks for the goofy content

[@KingNikolai]

i love watching poofesure right after he uploads at midnight my time

[@dot.3391]

(1:21) the wii remote finally gets revenge on his fallen kin

[@adnnanloncar3887]

9:18 i was actually scared of him at that Moment 😂

[@sanity1123]

Why did I only find you like a year ago! You bring so much laughter to my life when I watch your videos. Thank you! 🥺🥺😂😂

[@Dylan-1]

It’s so funny hearing poof get pissed and Matt just sitting there chucking balls at his face 😂

[@ej_808]

he doesnt even consider where matt is throwing the balls, he just goes back and forth no matter what most of the time lol

[@ItsMe-qm3fm]

He’s the reason why he kept failing 💀 his own worst enemy

[@mattmojo105]

Good thing I was still up to see this before I went to bed. Has Wii sports videos are funny. I thought you were the bowling one at first where to knock down a hundreds pins but I guess I was wrong. At least you got it. Congrats Poof. 🎉🎊

[@DeathOfTime_Official]

Omg first time poof uploads when I am awake :D, THANK YOU POOOOOOOOF

[@matthewwhitaker4849]

That intro gotta be added to the list of Wii Sports intro meme’s... Lol... anyway, loving the content. Keep up the great work. You got this!!!

[@datkrazyblamer1595]

10:20 That’s the most one piece laugh if ive ever heard one LMAO

[@martelg4109]

One piece ?

[@JoshMacDonald-mm3tq]

Poofesure raging or breaking remotes never gets old Poofesure is a legend

[@Cyb3rpunk117]

1:17 minutes in, and Poof already hurt himself. Boxing 🥊 is rough. Even virtually 😅

[@WirelessPlayToad6831]

That song at the start was really beautiful

[@MissPheo666]

Ur videos honestly make me happy 😂 Just the "aaa aaa" bit had me wetting myself Im loving the screams and rages that u come out with 😂♡

[@nikokuhanen2444]

Composure was held for a solid minute this time. Well done Poof!

[@DesireCreative.]

Im stoned this is like my munchies

[@supasual610nd13]

Poof, when my parents and grandparents watch the news on the TV about murders and bad shit I put in my headphones and watch your videos and feel good thank you poof I love you your the best

[@lorenzoniccoli99ln]

I love how his strategy throughout all this is to frantically weave left and right without even thinking

[@TheFurry]

This is one of the best vids in a while it's so funny how everything stops working for him lmao

[@FratinandMadrik]

4:20 The Mickey Mouse impersonater you hired off of Craigslist shows up to your children's birthday party

[@_vexity_]

a minute in and poof is already smashing his wii remote. this is gonna be a good one 😂

[@MasterOfRage]

I Like This Rivalry, Poofesure & Matt

[@pokipoki8028]

matt just tossing balls directly at beef boss after poof started slamming the remote made me giggle sm

[@sambreyer7344]

I woke up this morning (UK) and saw Poof hasn't posted. I was confused and upset. Then 2 hours later in my break, he comes through. Thank you lord Poof.

[@kyledressel334]

Poof: "I waa doing so well!" Also Poof: Just goes left to right wothout changing course 90% of the time.

[@Guitarded1995]

My favorite part is when Poof panics and consistently dodges directly in the path of the balls and doesn't correct until he's been hit 6 times.

[@_Bumby_]

*Slams remote on table” “WHY WON’T THIS PAUSE!?!?”

[@czarbuscus1475]

Never watch his videos in a dorm room without earbuds. My phone volume is at like 35% and dudes voice is still bouncing all over the room

[@TheUnreadableUser]

Minute in and he's already smashing the remote. It's gonna be a good one.

[@nickchef5676]

Nothing like a 2 am CT upload

[@michaelas1945]

Oh wtf I opened KZbin to a fresh poofesure video

[@lonesoldier4508]

Everyone focused on Poof's rage, but I'm in absolute shock that he was finally able to unlock the Throwing Punches training game at 5:40. I never thought he'd be able to do it.

[@heavytrucks2295]

I wish I could rage like Poofesure, it would make my time with friends all the more hilarious

[@HippoEatTortoise]

After years of looking at the third boxing mini game being locked, it is finally unlocked.

[@hahbs588]

Poof finally unlocked the final training Wii Sports mode

[@angstyhaggis6885]

I think this is the earliest I’ve heard Poof rage in a video

[@ItsAllGoodMan696]

Poof is back to choking

[@ryuhoshi9381]

Well done Poofesure! You have won your fourth Platinum Medal!

[@biggoofus242]

Not even 5 minutes in and 4:23 is already my favorite rage 2:06 I also like the bird calls