"There's no where else out" "So we're just gonna keep cooking breakfast" 😂😂😂
@whatthewindblewin2 жыл бұрын
the quietly understated "boom boom" is hilarious
@hpetey99502 жыл бұрын
The only thing they forgot is that Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t the first up the hill, the “Colored” Regiment was sent up the hill first. The Black soldiers took the heavy losses to get up the hill and then they were cropped out of the news photo. Teddy did a lot of amazing things but that wasn’t one of them.
@brandonharrison77732 жыл бұрын
Sounds like teddy was a true sigma.
@evanextreme61572 жыл бұрын
@@brandonharrison7773 fr
@macarthur73952 жыл бұрын
Yeah Iean he was a Trulyamazing guy but that was not his finest moment the fact of the matter was that tesdy and the rough rider were just reinforcement and just took the credit form other American hero
@islewait61072 жыл бұрын
Righteous! 👏
@kountrypoet18592 жыл бұрын
The 10th Calvary Regiment known as the Buffalo Soldiers.
@heman59542 жыл бұрын
This one show gives more history lessons than all the shows on the History Channel combined.
@Satanicmint2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when I was younger I'd totally use south park episodes for my current events 🤣
@Did.You.Forget2 жыл бұрын
Literally.
@trevorwilliams63622 жыл бұрын
Not even a single mention of aliens, or time travelers!
@OldManCactus2 жыл бұрын
Really wish my history teachers made us watch this instead
@thomasdupont71862 жыл бұрын
it's more like entertaining anecdote to me (because I'm very smart) but yeah it's cool.
@phasm422 жыл бұрын
The punchline to the Alamo story was gold 😅
@agreer6483 Жыл бұрын
The timing and delivery were gold as well!
@mijajajaja2 жыл бұрын
"Quen-eese, which means: Who is it?" Haha 😂😂😂😂
@amynunez5532 жыл бұрын
"Quinn is? Who is it?" PEW PEW PEW
@Guyonnn9 ай бұрын
Billy the kid story: best parts were the “horse” and his pronunciation of “quien es”.
@enkephalin07 Жыл бұрын
I love that all of these guys are veterans of improvisational performance, so bombed that all their slurs and swearing, belches and chokes, awkwardness and tangents, warts and all are on display. Made even funnier when the reenactments act out their drunken antics.
@evansmcnerney6328 Жыл бұрын
That guy hand throws a cannon ball 😂😂😂
@bfgivmfith4 ай бұрын
"How does Davey Crocket like his pie?" LOL!
@since18764 ай бұрын
I gotta go 🥺
@ianrogerburton16702 жыл бұрын
Love the detailed accuracy with Teddy´s 45-star U.S. flag
@michaelwilliams85411 күн бұрын
I love how Davy crocket spits before the firing squad
@woodlandspartan52262 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite series on KZbin
@sadiehawkins59082 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : cheese is still the most shoplifted item on earth.
@Phuskooz2 жыл бұрын
Nail polish
@kilato96492 жыл бұрын
@@Phuskooz No
@chrismergeright75152 жыл бұрын
I thought it was grapes lol
@Cho1ch12 жыл бұрын
The a la mode punchline won the like for this video.
@cruciallegend81842 жыл бұрын
Please bring this show back..really Sad covid killed it 😢
@roypiltdown50832 жыл бұрын
does Gagliardi stretch out on the floor in every one of these? i think he does.
@ClearChoiceMethodology2 жыл бұрын
Pat Garret never shot Billy the kid.. in fact billy the kid escaped the law by laying low in a very small town called Hico, Texas and lived until he was 90. The town prides itself on keeping Billy hidden from the law for all those years
@mooseman56812 жыл бұрын
That’s false billy died in 1881 the guy you’re thinkin of is brushy bull roberts he claimed to be billy but it was never proven
@katrinamoran1209 Жыл бұрын
@@mooseman5681 Brushy Bill’s claim wasn’t disproven either, and there are some compelling reasons to think he could have been telling the truth. It’s not as far-fetched as I had initially assumed.
@natepagel18855 ай бұрын
he died at 21 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_the_Kid
@cindygr8ce2 ай бұрын
@@natepagel1885ugh don't link w Wikipedia page when trying to prove something as true
@angelarivard83262 жыл бұрын
I did a research paper on Billy the Kid for college and this is the old story, we know much more now. Billy and Pat Garrett were friends, Billy didn't randomly shoot people and I'm pretty sure he lived to be an old man.
@mooseman56812 жыл бұрын
Billy died in 1881 the guy you are thinking of is brushy bill roberts he claimed he was billy but was never proven
@majik_man Жыл бұрын
You are correct he did live to be an old man. You hit on key point they were friends. Body wasn't examined because Garrett was sheriff he shot someone but it wasn't Billy. We know that now. Garrett did all this on purpose to get heat off him. There is numerous pictures of them together much older. Billy is very easy to recognize because of his extreme ears which stood out a mile (like a wrestler). There's no way regulators would shoot each other that is completely far fetched. Billy was one of the earliest to fake his death due to so many people not knowing what he appeared as which is actually touched upon in this story.
@angelarivard8326 Жыл бұрын
@@majik_man thank you!!!
@madelyndavenport1745 Жыл бұрын
Billy the kid died at 21
@blahblah6497 Жыл бұрын
Brushy Bill
@iahwhite38752 жыл бұрын
The Alamo is such a powerful story that even this silly (but awesome) rendition made a single tear fall from my eye
@firstnamelastname1011 Жыл бұрын
The breakfast bit it pure gold
@jdkincorporated457724 күн бұрын
Billy The Kid's song was the best ever!
@martidodger7106Ай бұрын
I love whenever the storyteller gets distracted by the boom mic and it makes it into the cut. They’re like little kids reacting to jangling keys
@usmilwife2 жыл бұрын
Alamode 🤣😂💀🤣😂💀
@Tigeristiger2 жыл бұрын
They should have gotten Nick Offerman to play Roosevelt. Legit can't think of anyone else who could play that roll better.
@Alec01242 жыл бұрын
Love Teddy so much
@Alec01242 жыл бұрын
did he really say something like that when he was 11? xD I should ask VTH he would know.
@Mystery-gamin2 жыл бұрын
The all mighty alcohol best stories and memories ever lol
@BlackWater_492 жыл бұрын
8:27 Looks more like rough walkers to me. XD
@peterosesbooky Жыл бұрын
Love when they have to lie down
@obliviouscandybar3 ай бұрын
Love the horse in the Billy the kid skit.
@FattyMcPolka2 жыл бұрын
boom boom boom
@roguenerd68582 жыл бұрын
“Hey you, you’re not gonna do that!”
@N30NR10Tx2 жыл бұрын
The Billy the Kid skit is my favorite just because of how he tells it. He's so trashed but hilarious and wholesome. Awesome drinking buddy
@CymonTempler10 ай бұрын
16:07 Davy “Crockerd” 16:09 great American mythological “lemon”
@kylestevens58352 жыл бұрын
Wait did he say Davy Crockett was mexicuted!!?
@MsCarmen3 ай бұрын
March Thix 😂
@bfgivmfith4 ай бұрын
I never realized he went out that way. LOL!
@feliciajenkins50412 жыл бұрын
Boom boom boom 😂😅😅I miss this show.
@katarinaramos97 Жыл бұрын
“Quinn Es?” 😂
@BuzzinVideography8 ай бұрын
I live in what y'all know as "wild west" and I can confirm these stories
@thedudegrowsfood2842 жыл бұрын
Teddy also killed a bigfoot in a fair fight.
@blahblah6497 Жыл бұрын
Teddy Roosevelt was the Chuck Norris of his era.
@raedabed38343 ай бұрын
The Riff Riders....😂😂😂....RIP DMX
@kayk2956 Жыл бұрын
Teddy Roosevelt and the black soldiers of the 9th and 10th cavalry regiments were first up the hill. Teddy Roosevelt was a volunteer and so were all of his men. The rough riders joined the U.S army fifth Corps. who were under the command of U.S. General William Shafter. Teddy was responsible for the rough riders not the regular army.
@rediris34711 ай бұрын
My great grandfather was with the Rough Riders! They rallied in Tampa!
@raedabed38343 ай бұрын
Moral of the story=don t steal cheese!!!
@nak3dxsnake4 ай бұрын
To this day. My friends and I quote the billy the kid segment. Qui nees? Who is it? Who is it?
@samanthajeluso73595 ай бұрын
Drunken guitar song 10/10
@musicsexlove2 жыл бұрын
March Thix
@OuroborosHC2 жыл бұрын
Gotta watch young guns again
@Jllyrol3112 жыл бұрын
Billy The Kid (Ominous Horns)
@Ruggedystim7 ай бұрын
Billy the kid could sing like no one else... A bit curious to say the least.
@hamiltonhighhouse Жыл бұрын
“March Thix”
@plumafina Жыл бұрын
I repeat, TEXAS BELONGED TO MEXICO. And why did Teddy go to go to Cuba? Speechless.
@happyhaunter_5546 Жыл бұрын
"blank" is semi-accurate, but misleading. You carry a non-rebounding hammer single-action pistol with the hammer down on an empty chamber. The story has been proven to be true that Billy did in fact pull that off, though. So the would-be shot fell on that empty chamber. No rebounding hammer in a single-action revolver = not safe to carry with the hammer down on a loaded cylinder, so in real life, "six shooters" were carried with five live rounds; load one, skip one, load four, so when the hammer was de-cocked, it was resting on said empty chamber. Still true; just wanted to put that out there that it wasn't a "blank" (non-projectile, noise only round) event.
@timekids7442 жыл бұрын
Best comedy on my view)
@jasoncrum-dn1dn29 күн бұрын
Dude definitely just watched Young Guns
@emilianowaczewski46052 жыл бұрын
kwin ace?
@sweetmother24062 жыл бұрын
Wow! No one plays up getting shot like Jake Johnson!
@missladyanonymity Жыл бұрын
@04:50 🤣🤣 "¿quinn es?
@devingraves8044 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the music used in the Alamo story?
@jacobsteele71382 жыл бұрын
Talks like Tim Heidecker in Decker!
@ZackElizondoАй бұрын
How much do these people drink? I remember my first shot...
@matthewflorence80264 ай бұрын
Fargo love.
@markrogers67022 жыл бұрын
Canceled for cartoons. Kinda explains the state of the country.
@toolguyslayer12 жыл бұрын
I don't give a ding ding there is no way four or five or six or 10 men could carry a horse anywhere what was your grab him by
@toolguyslayer12 жыл бұрын
@@someperson4819 he just had to get that one out of your system right dang ol 😂
@cookiegabbyrocks2 жыл бұрын
I want a great story I’m just so excited to hear when people say indigenous instead of Indians though
@Capt_OscarMike6 ай бұрын
Is Teddy SAUL???
@allhailgoob10 ай бұрын
200 dudes in 20 min is 10 dudes a min. imagine the kd ratio on that
@christiangonzalez75758 ай бұрын
Bud it wasn’t the Latinos it was the maxicans the first cowboys
@SuperRobie691 Жыл бұрын
FFS! Bring this show back!
@truegrit76972 жыл бұрын
"Pie Alimo" ... OK - pretty funny!
@mikemay35575 ай бұрын
I'm just saying this guy's intoxicated he should not be anywhere near a gun
@JTGwin104 ай бұрын
These stories are fun but far from accurate in many cases
@elram26492 жыл бұрын
@15:57 There's a diary from one Mexican General of the day wherein it states that David Crockett died begging for his life. That it was a pitiful affair. Now, one could say it's a lie (to protect our collective feefees) but I'm much inclined to believe the general's account, for, if it weren't true: how come the diary is kept by a US university, apparently under wraps and its claims are not made public. As history buffs, I'd prefer to know its contents rather than to promote fake mythologies. The producers were granted access to the diary which is in so-so shape. Video and stills were showed. Seems we're protecting our US mythology instead of espousing reality. I mean, we're founded on twisted history made mythology anyway, we all know this. As far as sources go; years ago I saw a documentary in the History Channel exactly about this. It was presented as fact not as hearsay. Somewhere in my mind I'm left with the impression that the Mexican government was requesting for it to be sent back to them as it's part of their history and their desire to counter narratives of false Texas and US victimhood mythologies. Perhaps it can still be found around here on KZbin.
@kingkennaley85552 жыл бұрын
There are also several different accounts from Mexican soldiers/officers and other witnesses that say he died fighting, was captured, killed running away, killed in a small fort away from the Alamo, executed, died with his men, died alone, etc. The only thing we can agree on for sure is that he died at the battle of the Alamo. Saying a Mexican general wrote it in his diary and it is being hidden by a university holds no weight (especially when you don’t include the name of the general who supposedly wrote it or the university it’s being housed in) and only promotes the fake mythologies you claim are being pushed. Nowadays people can create deepfakes of anything so how can you prove that your claim is legit. As a history fanatic myself I would love to see if this holds any weight but without any sources I gotta say this seems like a baseless claim.
@blahblah6497 Жыл бұрын
Dude, ALL OF HISTORY is like that. It is all about one perspective over that of another. This is why it pays to read more than one source so you can hopefully begin to piece together a more accurate picture of events. That said, no matter how many accounts one reads from however many perspectives, ultimately Nobody will ever fully know the Truth unless they were there themselves to see it all occur firsthand. Inspite of All we claim to know about History, ultimately the older the events are the more the picture that's painted by the so-called "Experts" becomes based on some level of subjective interpretation. Which brings us back to why it's so important to read as many different perspectives as possible. I mean it's a wise thing to do whenever trying to understand anything. Especially if you have to make a decision that will effect other people.
@elram2649 Жыл бұрын
@@blahblah6497 Yes, exactly! 👌
@blahblah6497 Жыл бұрын
@@elram2649 The Power of Perspective!
@ashleyvaughn52132 жыл бұрын
😂
@collinholman54772 жыл бұрын
I mean sooooome of the Billy The Kid story is true at least.
@laureen962 жыл бұрын
Sam Huston won
@BeliaLastes2 жыл бұрын
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥴🤠😂😂😂🤣🤣
@briansmith-l1q Жыл бұрын
I'm related to Davy, sorry, lol. A second cousin of mine, had the last name of Crockett , and related.