The Witchar: Wicked Hunt (The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt parody)

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A cartoon parody by Matthew Shezmen

[@patrickheck4427]

"this dungeon was a Pain in the arse" i can 100% relate

[@rockmatt9406]

it's nothing compared to skyrim dungeons

[@talkingdomination1928]

Every dungeon is a pain in the arse

[@abcdefg91111]

It wasn't that hard tbh

[@utisti4976]

@@rockmatt9406 *Morrowind dungeons. Some of those dungeons are way more complex and difficult than they need to be.

[@steakiefrags1866]

ever tried on death march?

[@PeterTheGr3at]

I died when his medallion ran up her chest "yeah?!?!" Hahaha

[@TheEel228]

tht was funny.

[@lonewolffang]

🤣🤣 my favorite moment

[@traveltheuniverz]

That medallion got all the action...lol

[@SolHombreMalo518]

When This channel finally uploads: *Y E A*

[@erickxrubio7246]

@@traveltheuniverz that little lucky basterd

[@myawwod]

I'll open my own fastfood and I will name it "The SandWitcher: Wild Hunger"

[@misterl1668]

Make a spicy sandwich called Igni

[@triplehelix4700]

yay, rotten meat sandwiches, just what we need ;D

[@zelos7413]

And one with many beans and call it Aard.

[@Kacperowyy]

Okay that was funny😂😂

[@flaque_mouillee9274]

Levels of spice must go from *name of the easiyest game mode* to blood swezt and tears

[@TheJoker-qo4fg]

Geralt: Seriously? Me: CIRIously?

[@arthurpetrin3653]

Kill me

[@ivanyvienen8560]

🤯

[@nvlik]

@@arthurpetrin3653 ok

[@nafishasan4199]

Honest trailer intesifies

[@cheer16max]

Cereal. The ManBearPig was real

[@jackbaxter2223]

3:32 Geralt's humming the Game of Thrones music. Don't think we didn't notice.

[@MrJakeasaur98]

Probably thinking he'd rather be in that fantasy; there's probably more tits in it.

[@kishorerabha8920]

I was looking for it in the comments

[@TitanCrusher101]

Kishore Rabha Thanks for not stealing it.

[@the_jingo]

Kira you got 666 like good for you

[@TitanCrusher101]

The Jingo No one gives a fuck!

[@drakesmith7561]

"HELL NO, I'M NOT FUCKING WITH GHOSTS." I say the exact same thing every I have a Wraith Contract or mission.

[@jasperzanovich2504]

Drake Smith Wraith are the worst really, I'll take any werewolf, katakan or wyvern instead.

[@TrajGreekFire]

Drake Smith just use Yrden, you little brat

[@LooterPenguin]

Tрaйфoрцэ Or Wraith Oil. Or both.

[@drakesmith7561]

It's not a power thing it's a fear thing

[@WoWFtw8]

Drake Smith I didn't like sitting inside the fucking cave when the werewolf were comming in with his godamn pack.Also my Cat went out the moment he walked in... pitch black and howls is all I remember...

[@letsbehonest7380]

I love how Geralts horse is so cracked out cause of all the axii Geralt uses on him

[@TrapMadnessOfficial]

I'm currently grinding Witcher 3 and this video was the best thing I saw the past days!! almost shit my pants - and the jokes are even better after playing the game for a while :D Thank you dude

[@boogiesarcade]

Congratulations on getting 69 likes. Oh, and also nice.

[@TrapMadnessOfficial]

@@boogiesarcade haha Thank you Buddy

[@boogiesarcade]

You're welcome

[@theteardrop615]

I searched up something different and found this instead

[@drw_predator]

😂😂🤣💪👍

[@frankieoh2679]

I lost it at "ciri" liked at "sandwitcher" and subbed at "huma"

[@Ribbons0121R121]

sandwitchar

[@deadshotgamer4215]

Its uma

[@AceStudios10]

"Quest completed 'this dungeon was a pain In the ass' Haha I had the exact same experience

[@aymanhamida201]

#relatable

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

Omg that FUCKING elemental. It took mr an HOUR to beat it. I was at lvl 6! Oh and Thereazane? IT TOOK ME 4 HOURS! AT LEVEL 13. I HATE ELEMENATALS.

[@crackheadwizardmanthethird6461]

Accurate, we need a Hearts of Stone, and Blood and Wine animation. This is gr8

[@nickytijtgat4936]

"Geralt, thank you for clearing this dungeon FOR me" lmao that caught me of guard xD

[@raptorokc]

Omfg the necklace killed me. XD that was awesome.

[@fatdog862]

casey O I've felt like the necklace many times.

[@GCS88]

casey O its from ultimate dog teaser

[@natefury3560]

"rated mm for mature motherf***ers" the way he say it always gets me😂 hahaha

[@Shezmen88]

:D

[@artoriatheabysswalker1451]

I'm 13 but who cares

[@axelo255]

@@artoriatheabysswalker1451 18*

[@agares7415]

"Sandwitcher"...

[@antoinegriezmann4852]

Roach panicking was a disturbing hint at what Geralt does to relieve his sexual frustation.🤫🤫🤫

[@Danzigx]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that

[@antoinegriezmann4852]

@@Danzigx yeah poor roach.

[@KGAnims]

Oh what a fucking fuck....

[@filbertmang]

"Whoa.. Easy Roach" was probably spoken by Geralt himself. Unbelievebly close. Nice work.

[@monsieurg8256]

4:17 - I was wondering... - Yeah ???? X'D Perfect

[@d0m574]

1:09 I can't accept this. He's crying! No way.

[@rumplestiltskinhoe]

No no.. he's... ""crying""

[@sgjclub]

0:17 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! look at link's face omg

[@Shezmen88]

Guys...thank you very much for the positive response for this video. I wasn't expecting all this love and i was even going to hold (or even scrap) a Metal Gear Solid V Parody that i already wrote to be published in September...but i wasn't sure if i could do it. But since this video seems to be going good, i'm very hopeful i will start working on this new parody as soon as i can for you guys. Thanks again for everything, i love you all! : )

[@diegolume01]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons M8.. This video is the best fan-made animation i've seen in a looooong while.. Good job!!

[@user-qi5kz8gv8s]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons author , can you send me the text of the remarks with the heroes of this video.my friend from Russia wants to transfer your videos into Russian.Here is my email [e-mail]. P.S very cool movie , if Russian voice , your channel will become popular) ) Grigory

[@Shezmen88]

Paragon Thank you man, that's so nice!

[@jonnymasterterrone9920]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons che bello vedere animatori e videomaker italiani cosi bravi. davvero bello

[@jonnymasterterrone9920]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons un momento ora mi sono accorto che hai fatto anche deus ex human revolution,mio dio quello mi era piaciuto tantissimo mi scuso che non mi ero iscritto prima,rimedio subito

[@DaFroBroforeal]

"Quest Completed: Entered the friend zone" damn son I know that feel.

[@jcksparrowfan]

5:17 OMG Roach's eyes xD

[@ivanyvienen8560]

Axia was still. 💫🐴

[@fatetaker4507]

4:49 I LOVE THE WITCHER 1'S ENDING REFERENCE :DDD

[@ngoctuinh1342]

3:34 Damn you Geralt! Wrong theme!

[@fishheadset1219]

I just died when i saw the pic of dandelion... you made my day :D

[@Shezmen88]

Glad i made your day man! And Dandelion is a funky guy ;'D

[@warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898]

4:22 That wolf medallion should really consider himself lucky, wish the wolf medallion were fattened up or at least inflatable, though

[@eebrohim7001]

Wtf and why does this have 34 likes u weirdos

[@lolbotomy]

Think before you comment

[@BB-pb3hv]

Wtf lol

[@zelectrode3337]

@@lolbotomy Um, he did, this was his conclusion

[@mehdisyed5763]

4:15 always cracks me up. 😂

[@rageend881]

same xD

[@Witcher3108]

that Ciri thing was fenomenal :D

[@davejustdave316]

from two years in the future, why would you not say "phonemenal"?!

[@anonymoususer6526]

IncognitoW *3

[@Shezmen88]

Also a clarification about the Chess scene: I decided to go for the "chess game" joke instead of Gwent because i wanted to make a double joke about "beating the king of the wild hunt" and "beating the king, intended as the Chess Piece itself". Hope you understand what was my decision process! Thanks. : )

[@GeraltdiRiviaTheWitcher]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons Molto bello complimenti davvero !

[@umbropolis]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons I thought it was a reference to The 7th Seal

[@AnalogFoundry]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons Also do a parody of Uncharted games ;) PLEASE!! Subscribing!

[@Shezmen88]

***** It's also a reference to that!

[@alexgeo9630]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons Actually it's funny because when you fight him in witcher 1, the king says ''Draw your sword'' and Geralt's answer was ''I thought you'd suggest chess''!!!!

[@goathead1471]

His accent makes everything he animates so damn charming it kills me

[@Smokin_Snowman]

4:49 "now that's what I call alchemy... 😮 yeahhh......" that part made me laugh more than it should have lol

[@Kelbonobo]

5:54

[@Smokin_Snowman]

@@Kelbonobo yes.. I don't know why my time stamp is off actually. I think I was trying to change the timestamp on a different comment and went back to look for it baked and put it on this one by accident lol, only thing I can think of.

[@Kelbonobo]

@@Smokin_Snowman oh ok

[@koil1990]

Geralt is a game of thrones fan i see :P ( hes whistling the intro theme )

[@goatman86]

koil1990 yeah i noticed it too :D brilliant!

[@nmestre2]

goatman86 Me too, haha.

[@sickofitall89]

koil1990 Ha i knew i wasn't imagining things !

[@jaguar123987x]

koil1990 This game really reminds me the Game of Thrones!

[@sickofitall89]

***** In the game hmm maybe , i haven't completed it yet , but i won't be surprised if there are few easter eggs

[@ziomele89]

2:35 "This dungeon was a pain in the arse" HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!

[@facepwnagewtf]

Damn you Dandelion, stealing all the wenches hearts.

[@fawfulbenivictor5556]

4:36 *a horse is fine too* now I can check off that joke I'll leave

[@CurtisDominguezYo]

Dude, great work on this, this was hilarious!

[@Shezmen88]

Curtis Dominguez Thank you so much man! :)

[@jamesdragontamer9883]

when he killed the animator was soooo funny

[@Shezmen88]

Noooooooooo! XD

[@gabus3246]

R.I.P Matthew

[@ethan6277]

Matt, your videos are awesome! You've inspired me to start animating and getting better at drawing. You rock!

[@quentinels3698]

another great channel discovered, keep up the great work

[@Shezmen88]

Thank you Quentin!

[@mugshot8831]

that part with the fucking necklace was funny as hell

[@VGmaster1314]

LMFAO! "3mins 40secs later" XD Exactly what I did while playing. I needed some water while playing this game, cause I was THIRSTYYYYY!

[@winkmurder]

One of the best videos on KZbin. This is incredible.

[@oplap6269]

"This dungeon was a pain in the arse" I felt that in my S O U L

[@Doorbuster456]

Did anyone else see Link in the background in the beginning? Lmao.

[@sol2544]

*link* Uhh, well, THAT doesn't happen every time I poke something

[@Doorbuster456]

+Mad Gamer The Nintendo character.

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

yeah

[@Doorbuster456]

***** Lol, gg.

[@hostilemeerkatz6314]

lol i did too

[@OnlineMasterPlayer]

That Catface on Geralt just killed me! I actually laughed out loud instead of blowing out air of my nouse faster than usual. Thank you sir!

[@Augcliffe]

I'm not sure why, but I love the voice acting in all these videos so much!

[@kontekst382]

THIS VIDEO WAS SO GOOD! One of my favourite videos!

[@Tanmay6366]

his locket climbing up like that and saying "Yeah" was toooooo much hilarious...

[@starr555]

Anyone else catch that part where Geralt whistled that game of thrones theme song?

[@byniavo6505]

yea

[@heydenofficial5258]

Sunomeow yeah 😂😂😂😂

[@AnwayPramanik]

Sunomeow amen

[@doge2629]

Sunomeow Yes. Why do you ask?.

[@678crazydave]

No, it wasn't obvious at all wow can't believe you guys saw it

[@esko911]

LMFAO!! xD omg i lost my head at the Ciri part and the sandwicher xD!! "Why is it always windy inside" lolz god, i swear if this was a normal series thatwas 15 or 20 minutes long per episode, id freaking die happy ASF xD. this is pure GOLD, swear, you are so amazing at these cartoons!!

[@2hot2handle65]

This game does need some HELMETS. Dude is also pretty jacked for somebody who only does cardio. The secret is eating -- NO THE SECRET IS WITCHER MUTATIONS.

[@andrewprice5810]

this is the funniest w3 parody ive seen nice touch with the wolf necklace .hilarious

[@mitch_comer]

This is the best witcher 3 video ive ever seen

[@Shezmen88]

+Patrick WolfLight Thanks man! I'm happy you appreciated it.

[@sergiothetulch8044]

Gerald: SIRIously? Siri: “turns on”

[@gimonkey98]

Had to take a trip down memory lane since I've been replaying this idk how many times at this point and damn it shez..... genius 😂 so relatable each scene 🤣

[@feelz_4_dayz885]

SIRIously?

[@Nitfluad]

Doge in SS uniform? Seriously?

[@NeoTodesklingel]

***** C~ome ooo~n, how can this Troll-Avatar get anymore annoying? SS Uniform is a nice change of Style, at least. xD

[@Nitfluad]

NeoTodesklingel Designed by Hugo BoSS!

[@ApexCalibre]

+Matei Tudor Ciriously

[@TheEel228]

i was just 'They're gunna use the phone arn't they... here it comes. ANNNNNNND THERE IT IS. i'm out of here i just threw my hands up in the air goin' OH FFS

[@RobertHarr1son]

SandWitcher... That made my day

[@OntarioGuy430]

It is hard to believe I have been re-watching this video for 6 years now. Where does the time go.

[@PRZeMO1913]

oooo Dude, great job. This is the second best parody of The Witcher I've ever seen in my life - respect it. you also have a great sense of humor. A piece of solid work, best regards 🤌🤔😎👊

[@csgrambauer5852]

3:32 - Haha Game of Thrones intro theme song he was whistling? xD

[@mugiwarano_rishi4595]

Me when i see a wraith 1:52

[@Shezmen88]

XD

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

I can relate, those things scare the shit out of me, and when they scream after you kill them... *shivers*

[@someguy7703]

Just use the beastiary. They're easy to kill when using the right decoctions, spectre oil and some yrden sign casts. Moondust bombs are even more effective in the long run than yrden, unless you go for a sign based build. But if we're talking about looks, vibe and overall creep factor, then i'd also rather avoid them. Especially wraiths like pesters and nightwraiths.

[@noellesilva5160]

Even at level 99 I still avoid them with there bullshut teleporting shit using Yrden.

[@michajerchel7350]

They`re easy. Yrden is everything you need

[@Dezzyyx]

"Please Master Witcher we need your help" "Yeye... what happened now" Pretty much it.

[@alexhermawans]

6:30 is the best sarcasm 😂

[@maxsonly]

It would've been better if they were playing Gwent instead of chess, but overall, great video mate!

[@alepass1]

Chess.. Cause he'd beat The KING of the wild hunt.. No you didn't get it XD

[@danguy6591]

maxsonly replay the 1st game. After the Jakov'es death the king of wild hunt appears and you can chose to fight with him. King: "You dare to resist me? Release your sword!" Geralt:" I already afraided that you will propose chess game"

[@obliviador]

Hey! Why do you kill the Musicians? The Music is Great on the game...even the screaming lady...yeah...

[@Shezmen88]

I absolutely love the soundtrack, every minute of it. I made that scene because it's just funny ;)

[@obliviador]

That's Awesome! Any chance for a Bloodborne parody?

[@Shezmen88]

I'd love...but first dark souls 3. Bloodborne could be a short video but right now i can't do short stuff cause i don't have the budget!

[@onkelpappkov2666]

It's funny to me because I have noticed the combat music a couple of times when I was non-heroically chopping dogs and such. I actually mockingly sang along. So yeah, it's great but also abundant.

[@qdllc]

It’s more about breaking the 4th wall. The music is something we hear, not the characters.

[@vikassamal2815]

Kids like Yennefer/Triss Men like Ciri . . . . . Legends like Uma UMa Umaaaa...

[@thesnowfox7262]

Finally! Been looking for this for ages!

[@Ikeyy]

4:43 Quest Complete! Entering the Friendzone Hahahahaha

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

2:36 to 3:17 LMAO, I did the exact same thing. And that dungeon was a pain in the arse indeed. A complete novice in the game at that point: didn't know that my weapons could break, didn't know that i needed food so much just to survive.. It was a horrible experience, everytime I was with Keira it was a relieve because she could defend the pitiful unprepared Witcher, lol

[@antaresky86]

rewatching this, I just did the math, that you made 7 full minutes of animation in less than 2 months. Mad work Shez!

[@AlmostAlice]

"Oh Geralt, one last thing-" IT'S NEVER ONE LAST THING

[@SarinisIsiltra]

4:30 rules ! :)) fantastic overall work :)

[@yousefsobhani9502]

Why did he kill the drowner with a steel sword?

[@FrostyMikhail]

Cause......... fuck the police. Ye

[@jackwrenchis8895]

It actually was the silver sword look closely.

[@Fletcher266]

@Jackson West Wow i didnt even notice. Now that you mention it he does use the silver one on a bear.

[@liamreilley8433]

Loved the floating baby in the background. Good addition

[@sultanrahil3380]

Masterpiece indeed buddy. ur work is so good!!!

[@Quidance]

5:52 is that toad hiding behind the mushrooms

[@brainkiller7503]

He isn't hiding he is sleeping but good eye

[@fatdog862]

ROFL!!! Seriously, best parody ever. Funny and cute. When she asks Geralt to do the contract, then the Wolf medallion chain............. amazing.

[@bartomiejgaaj4706]

Actually THE BEST random channel I’ve found

[@mad-gardener]

this world lacks some more witcher cartoons of yours

[@madmoddingman24]

"This Dungeon Was a Pain in the Arse." Damn straight!

[@ericchilders5378]

I can't say how much I love these animations.

[@Shezmen88]

Thank you so much! ^^

[@RinnSama]

We don’t play chess, we play Gwent.

[@ajayuchiha9852]

Who is watching after finishing season 1 of the whicher.

[@TbYolo]

*Witcher you normie

[@antman-ev8vd]

Tell me you played the game

[@mohammadareeb7734]

This is not a place for you kid!

[@papastalin1543]

Huh amature

[@Crispy_pata]

Me

[@d0r0b07]

What a pleasure this video. Thank you for this moment of happiness and laughter !

[@Shezmen88]

Thanks to you for watching my video! :)

[@abdalaez]

3:31 is that game of thrones theme music ?

[@krisman3]

+Abd -L-Azeez Alkalidy Yup. :D:D Glad I wasn't the only one who got it. XD

[@Tahgrizly]

+Abd -L-Azeez Alkalidy Have you visited the Crones lately cause you sir have one good ear

[@abdalaez]

+TahGrizly ! HAHAHA GOOD ONE :D

[@vara1672]

That medallion made me go chitty chitty bang bang

[@moneyjensen3935]

BEST PARODY EVER you recreated my witcher experience to every detail 😂

[@ofibao8212]

"That dungeon was a pain in the arse" My thoughts exacly xD

[@pianomania9263]

3:32 - Game of Thrones: Main Theme ? :D

[@thepfeifester]

I laughed so hard when the wolf necklace talked. Thanks for making my morning.

[@FinanceMan]

I’m unintentionally picking all the options leading to boning all the ladies lol

[@Shezmen88]

Holy witchery moly! 800.000+ views?? Wow. Gotta work fast on this Metal Gear Solid V parody!! :) Yup, it's coming sooner than you think!

[@InFlamesor12]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons Well done dude, you deserve it !!!

[@WickedMuis]

Bitter Strike! Cartoons The cartoon specifically is mentioned on the Witcher facebook page. facebook.com/thewitcher/posts/10153184083659331

[@yusassin1449]

Matthew Shezmen wached it it was 1 of the best thing a saw about video gamez in my life YOU ARE A GENIUZZ and you deserve a lot more subscribers

[@Shezmen88]

Thanks man!! :)

[@christopherkennedy8363]

Almost 3 million

[@HimslGames]

your silly accent actually fits well in this animation :D

[@Cogglesz]

GameSquid (Florian Himsl) Imagine meeting you here! Hello Florian.

[@innuendomaker]

I love this channel soooo damn much!

[@rayqui123]

The music with SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET WORK DONE HERE! is how i felt when doing the crossover quest over on monster hunter:world with the gajalaka chief the leshens theme was awsome though

[@bernoulli7]

this video is the best thing on KZbin by far

[@liamjohnson7979]

omg , link in the background at 0:17 😂😂

[@rasmuzgamingz7655]

Quest completed "this dungeon was a pain in the arse" is so accurate