The Witcher 3 - Ciri's advice on women 😊

[@gornes2403]

Thanks for all the comments and likes! Here is a bit of info: 1. It's "Great Sun Armor" (found it funny then, but used it immediately for great stats vs. what I had then lol, can't recall where I got that). 2.The hardware was probably GTX 970 and i5 6600K. 3. Video captured with ShadowPlay; worked flawlessly in recording 60fps with nearly zero load on CPU.

[@Thfoxpz]

That armor rattles like a bunch of kitchen utensils when you walk

[@rollingthunder9769]

I thought that was a skyrim's dwarven armor mod

[@InterAliaa]

I've never worn anything other than the school armors except during the very start.

[@fistofwhirlwind1618]

get 1000 subs for 20$... reply to lemme know.

[@gooby2065]

Great Sun Armor is in one of the Supply Caches north of Ard Skellige, it isn't too far out.

[@markps97]

Carving: Do not disturb. Peasant: This carving won't stop me because i can't read.

[@eldaxeruskalocraw4213]

That's... a very good point.

[@cynnimini2650]

Lol didnt think of that

[@secondfavoritecolors2993]

Hahahahaha underrated omg

[@jeffthemercenary]

Quite literally

[@jamesbrice3267]

Yennefer: So you have chosen death foolish peasant.

[@TheScottishMutt]

This feels more like specific advice for Yennefer: she's already been everywhere, done everything, seen everything, and she's bored by it all; then Geralt walked into her life and breathed new fire into it - Yenn doesn't need some scenic vista so long as she has Geralt with her.

[@alessandrogarofalo9951]

Yeah, till she get bored again and flee, leaving Geralt there lol

[@zaer-ezart]

@@alessandrogarofalo9951 And yet people will still defend her like "Yeah but that's yennefer, that's how she express her love"

[@garysanderson5774]

@@zaer-ezart it's not like Geralt hasn't done it before. Both of them really deserves each other

[@prodICYN]

@@garysanderson5774 yeah well tbh love in the witcher world is harsh, especially in the books, where yen and geralt break up every fucking month or so😅 and also geralt who literally fucks the entire cast of female characters while they break up I'm just happy that whatever the ending you choose (I mean yennefer or triss) it's a happy ending for them, there's no good answer or bad answer, both are great and both, and also geralt, have changed a lot and for the better since the books

[@KanohiVahi]

I think the idea behind it could also be that you don't need to take anyone to a fancy ass place, it is the idea that counts in the end. The idea behind Ciri's suggestion was that they have some peace and quiet together. Place is secondary thing.

[@fiel81]

THIS IS THE WITCHER FASHION POLICE, WTF ARE YOU WEARING GOOD SIR?

[@jamesfilms_]

Holy shit that made me laugh way more than it had any right to

[@missingn0o]

It's a crit build doesn't look good but kills everything

[@athoshicks2326]

that is what peak performance looks like

[@Valscer]

Don’t you know? Generally the gear with the “best” stats aren’t the most flattering 😏

[@reubenfromow4854]

I think it’s a wearable trombone

[@michaelkean5969]

no need to give Geralt advice on women Ciri if the guy wasn't sterile he'd have more kids than both robert baratheon and the emperor of mankind combined.

[@michaandrzejsigismundfreih7900]

Most his women were sterile too tho

[@michaelkean5969]

@@michaandrzejsigismundfreih7900 nope only the witches Geralt is confirmed to have bedded over 500 women in canon.

[@michaandrzejsigismundfreih7900]

@@michaelkean5969 where tho? dont remember that from the books

[@michaelkean5969]

@@michaandrzejsigismundfreih7900 it's said in witcher 3 at one point

[@michaandrzejsigismundfreih7900]

@@michaelkean5969 oh, dont remember it I guess

[@opedromagico]

Instructions unclear, carved "do not disturb" on her

[@nannnyy9390]

Pedro línguas

[@leonhardeuler9839]

That also works for some women, maybe...

[@nightmaremono7363]

Me too, only with a specific color, in her chest.

[@Mordal1222]

She'll probably thank Geralt and wonder why she didn't think of that before.

[@wierdalien1]

@@leonhardeuler9839 specifically yennifer

[@mubzplay]

I like that when a daughter giving advice to her father to take her mother for something🤣.fantastic familey

[@theblackkat2164]

My parents are divorced :D

[@theblackkat2164]

I'm fine I swear yelling doesn't trigger my tears everytime.

[@mubzplay]

@@theblackkat2164 for what??

[@justsomemoronontheinternet306]

1 ciri isn’t gerlts daughter 2 jenn and gerlt are infertile

[@mubzplay]

@@justsomemoronontheinternet306 they are consider has a adoptive father and mother and also destined to her(in witcher lore destiny is more than blood connection or biological mother and father)geralt is destined to ciri directly.yennefer destined to her through geralt.even in case of ciri she didnt call geralt" her father"(but geralt is something more to her more than a father).but she called yennefer mommy/mom many times*cirilla of vengeberg* that name ciri call herself in the end

[@Lefty8013]

Geralt: "that really works on women?" Ciri: "It did for me." Geralt: 0.0

[@fawnieee]

Ciri the bi icon

[@jmpm-tz1so]

I think tjis is something that happened on the books but i dont know because i dont read jack sht

[@targaryenxmandi]

Omg 😆 Ciri sure knows what's good huh?

[@michaelmitchell6089]

@@fawnieee could also be referring to a guy doing it to her too though

[@Beerbottles123]

@@jmpm-tz1so Kinda. Actually Ciri was almost raped, but it turned out to be a ploy. The guy was ordered to do so by this one girl, who used the advantage to swoop in at the last minute to save Ciri in order to seduce her. It worked, the rose tattoo on thigh was proof Ciri slept with that girl.

[@Mamadghodsiable]

Geralt in the hotel: how do you like this silver? Yennifer howling

[@MTeee3]

If i could like this more than once man i really would

[@Mecrom]

@@MTeee3 i got u

[@peptideguy1362]

Hahahaha underrated 🤣

[@luuketaylor]

Now I'm imagining that his name for his little witcher is Silver...

[@baconlovingvampire4523]

Lmao

[@erik6789]

Geralt is so sweet. All that scary looking sexy badass witcher, but that's the surface. He has an actual heart under all that armor and all those scars, and I think that's what makes him and this series so appealing.

[@hydroshock1853]

He has more humanity than many humans without mutations. He can be as good as you choose based on your options in-game, but some things do not change about him.

[@InjusticeJosh]

And this is what the show failed to convey. It’s even based off the books where Geralt is shown to be caring all the time.

[@hydroshock1853]

@@InjusticeJosh Haven't yet seen the show, but that's a shame if true

[@vlomman]

@@InjusticeJosh I like the show dont get me wrong, but i feel like its just a meme fest honestly. They wrote it badly, the actors are bad in it, theres so many mehs. But It's still good enough for me at least. I feel like they could've done much more though, but they made it to "meme" in a sense if you get what i mean...

[@kingkiller7890]

@@InjusticeJosh can you explain why the show is worse to someone who hasn't read the books and only watched the show? I thought the show was pretty good tbf, not mind blowing but good

[@HusGNR]

Geralt: *Carves ‘Do not disturb’* Drunkard: “Pam Param, Pam Pam Paraaam~”

[@kaiba3612]

Bro, I loathe pam param with a passion. It's funny, but its super annoying xD

[@synystershadows5989]

@@kaiba3612 I have to mute my game while going through the Barons castle specifically for that.

[@tommytommy7535]

i read that in papapap a( like the venom music from spiderman 3, when his suit is black )

[@TheIvasyl]

Rain I like raaaaaaaain

[@GreenDragonReviews]

Geralt better be careful though Yennefer's room key is a common item in that world

[@Syllogyzym]

i'd like your comment but it has 69 likes and that'd spoil it

[@GreenDragonReviews]

@@Syllogyzym well too late now. Past 69 and so is Yennefer

[@eliasunalan5244]

O O F

[@TheOmnipotence]

BRUH

[@winstonchurchill7822]

More like a tavern room key. I know its supposed to be a joke but at this point team-triss will use everything as an excuse to make yen look bad.

[@ducky36F]

Geralt: “I want to take Yen somewhere...” Ciri: “Try a room...” 😂

[@InjusticeJosh]

Seems to me this is mostly just advice for Yen and not women in general, because Yen is very different to most women.

[@kallekallessons]

I don't see the difference, she's a bitch and she's hedonistic. Most women like that who've "been everywhere" would likely be the same.

[@feverprole]

@@kallekallessons geez, why call her a bitch? She's just straightforward

[@kallekallessons]

@Dalej Lama Geralt's not an alpha lol, he's near expressionless with his mutancy, he'd make a terrible leader. But I guess you meant more the dominance and sexual aspects of being an alpha, then sure. But that's not contrary to what most women want though really.

[@kallekallessons]

@@feverprole She's also nagging and impatient which makes her quite rude at times and she knows it, well, she's not alive but you know what I mean.

[@InjusticeJosh]

@@kallekallessons Yen may seem like that on the outside but she has her moments of vulnerability. Have you read the books? I also didn’t like Yen at first in The Last Wish and didn’t understand why Geralt was so infatuated by her that he’d make a wish so they would never be separated. Now I do. (Haven’t read the books in a while but this is what I remember). The whole series talks about destiny a lot. With Ciri it’s in regards to her elder blood and how she will save everyone from the white frost. With Geralt and Yen it’s that they are literally destined to be with one another until death do them part. I used to not like Yen because yeah she keeps arguing with Geralt and has a cold exterior, but it’s the scenes where she does show warmth that make her great in my opinion. Like she hated Dandelion at first but later saves his life. There’s many parts in the books where Yen and Geralt just talk and in Sword of Destiny there’s a lot of arguing and they even get separated at one point. Geralt misses her and Yen probably did too but she said they needed space. When they do get back together again tho it’s beautiful. I can’t explain it in detail because I don’t remember very well but I remember one scene where Geralt and Yen are watching a party or something from afar and they’re sitting on the grass. I can’t remember what they said but I thought that moment with them together was nice and heartwarming. Yen’s relationship with Ciri is also excellent. Ciri and Geralt, mostly Ciri, are both people that give her life and change her for the better. The game Witcher 3 hints at this side of Yen but the books is really where you’ll get to know and love her as a character. I used to be team Triss but now I can’t imagine anyone else to be with Geralt and Ciri.

[@nicholasferancy7186]

Oh sure Geralt does it and it's "romantic" but when I do it it's "creepy" and "legally considered kidnapping"

[@viramyar4259]

...

[@nowhereman6019]

You'll find the right one eventually!

[@chrisb9143]

you forgot the duct tape, didn't you ?

[@davidthor4405]

@@chrisb9143 God damn it they always forget the duct tape

[@freighttrain7143]

@@davidthor4405 Yeah if you keep 'em shut up long enough they eventually fall for you.

[@mertcebeci26]

Even Ciri feels the sexual tension between her parents

[@BATTIS94]

She literally told them to get a room! Hahaha

[@mertcebeci26]

@@BATTIS94 lol it’s kinda cute tho, she really is their daughter with her personality

[@bigbob3197]

@@mertcebeci26 Nah no one would say something like that to there parents haha this feels more like ciri is the little sister of yen...but yen is more the kind of mother to her... ah idk how to say what I wanted to say it so nvm.

[@winstonchurchill7822]

@@bigbob3197 probably a culture difference man.

[@monke6776]

They aren’t her parents

[@rajaniwolf9466]

One of the things I love most about this game is the attention to detail put into every little thing. You can hear Geralt's armor when he shifts around, and those sounds change based on what armor he's wearing. It's something they didn't need to put into the game, but they did anyway. I love that.

[@Syllogyzym]

gotta wonder what happened to CDPR since 2015...

[@rajaniwolf9466]

@@Syllogyzym I think they created something so wonderful that they established a reputation for themselves that they can't live up to. You can't replicate something like the Witcher 3.

[@amitgabay3721]

And yet they still made something like cyberpunk

[@winstonchurchill7822]

@@Syllogyzym they got cocky. They put the developers into a job they couldnt handle. Only because Witcher 3 was overrated to hell and a lot of the people in the company thought the game to be the best game ever. Dont get me wrong i love the witcher 3. But tis a 8/10. Not a perfect game,but a masterpiece.(i usually give the title masterpiece to games that are 9/10. Witcher 3 gets a pass). Besides no game is perfect.

[@longjohn526]

@@Syllogyzym It's simple .... CDPR was founded by game salesmen who didn't know Jack about actual programming or making a game. They just got lucky and eventually found people who did (Witcher 1 of one of the worst games I've ever played) and they coded the REDEngine game engine and they got people to do the writing (Again Witcher 1 has really really bad dialog and uninspired voice acting) who knew the lore much better and could implement it better .... By Witcher 3 they had a solid team of coders and writers and hit an out of the ballpark grand slam home run with Witcher 3 ..... However the salesmen that were management who probably couldn't program a universal remote control got it into their heads they were the reason for the success and started mandating things to the team making Cyberpunk that just weren't realistic especially on Xbox One and PS4 systems ..... That led to them eventually stripping out a lot of the stuff in Cyberpunk to try to make it work on last gen and it just ruined the game across all platforms because now you have a dumbed down AI and lots of missing features and bug galore In other words the problem with Cyberpunk all comes down to bad management decisions and priorities not bad developers just like the problems with AC Valhalla comes down to bad management decisions and priorities

[@Morty143]

Bruh Garelt the legendary witcher stutters to chose where to take his wife That's something you don't see everyday

[@feverprole]

A beautiful sight

[@butterfly3737]

Not everday but all the time

[@videogamesanti]

Garelt lol

[@one2hooks]

Garelt

[@ieatbugs8948]

G a r e l t

[@alexa.davronov1537]

- Geralt: Just like that? - Ciri: Just like that! And that's what Ciri is thinking about lol? What a beautiful creature. Still nice advice though. I like how she affirmatively pronounces "just like that".

[@to4316]

That was my favorite part lol

[@g.b.c.3595]

This is a nice idea for a tabletop rpg encounter for a party of murderhobos. "Something is carved on the door, do not disturb, what do you do?"

[@Veridiano02]

*looks for his dwarf combat stats* *takes out the axe* ROLL INITIATIVE

[@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire]

Disturb

[@g.b.c.3595]

Everyone roll initiative...

[@Jampolo_OG]

@@g.b.c.3595 17

[@MasterOFSuperFunny]

@@g.b.c.3595 12

[@tlotpwist3417]

If it's in Rinde though... Mayor: "Did they summon another damn djinn?" Innkeeper: "Nah, it would not shake as much"

[@amakrotol7613]

"Once it's over" I've said that way too much in the past year...

[@Flame_0119]

we're still saying it now

[@dedompler]

@@Flame_0119 can confirm still saying it now

[@maniik_flix4837]

Ciri has always been one of my favorite female characters.

[@davidthor4405]

She’s been competing fiercely for the top spot of my over all faves ever since I completed the game and after finishing the books, facing the most resistance from characters like Jebu and Taniko from Shike (great books, by the way, you should give ‘em a go) and Jetstream Sam

[@LordTalax]

She looks like she has two black eyes

[@davidthor4405]

@@LordTalax True

[@mikkodoria4778]

She is not female anymore

[@khloeg1649]

this is so sweet and funny. imagine having to ask your daughter for advice on something like this. I love this little family so much

[@metroplexprime9901]

I like how her advice to him is basically "No need to go anywhere particularly special, just give her the lay of a lifetime and you'll be set."

[@BLUE-yu2on]

She's been everywhere 😏

[@omarreyes7626]

ciri: pfft I wish it was in that sense everytime I was willing the guy literally died before he even started and anyone that tried to rape me I killed.... but I did get I nice horse out of one dude and had my fun with a girl for a while before she was literally ripped apart in front of my eyes

[@user-yo4bo5ww2y]

@@omarreyes7626 But what about Galahad?

[@omarreyes7626]

@@user-yo4bo5ww2y the exception, but all the other dudes literally died before doing the deed.

[@user-yo4bo5ww2y]

@@omarreyes7626 True.

[@mubzplay]

Ciri is pry while geralt and her play with unicorn

[@unicorn1655]

Ciri is even more of a player than Geralt. At such a young age she’s already wooing the ladies left and right. Like father like daughter.

[@davidthor4405]

Oh so THAT’S what happens if you let her talk to Rita and Phil alone

[@fabi3790]

Oh ciri goes for girls? Tbh I have no knowledge of the witcher except the netlfix show (sorry) And a little bit of gwent

[@Латте-и1р]

​@@fabi3790yes, she does, even several times)

[@KamilSzczesny-yj8qi]

​@@fabi3790she goes both ways

[@Chebab-Chebab]

I tried that. Worst school trip ever. Also: I'm not allowed to teach any more.

[@LtMewS]

Wtf

[@GoobieTheGoob]

Ciri’s coat looks so damn fluffy and comfy.

[@ElamparithiK]

Finally they settled down in a beautiful and picturesque wine yard. Toussaint is an amazing place indeed.

[@yeoremuthare677]

This is good advice. Why wait to show your partner how much you love them? If anything, ask her if she'd like to go somewhere on vacation while you're at the inn (or air b&b in our world). It's good to make grand gestures and take your partner somewhere nice, but it's also good to be spontaneous and take her the literal second you get the chance! Don't be a boring Witcher, be an adventurous Witcher. That includes incorporating stuffed unicorns if need be

[@BATTIS94]

She literally told them to get a room! Hahaha

[@teleman07]

I think I like O'Dimm's advice more... He felt really sincere when giving it.

[@princexerakugo7335]

Damn Ciri basically says to take her out to smash ask a woman to know what a woman wants

[@flourflower3499]

Ciri is right in this case 😂

[@kodidane5824]

@@flourflower3499 No she's not.

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@kodidane5824 She is, because her advice matches Yen's personality perfectly. Obviously this advice wouldn't work on women in general, but for Yen specifically, it's sound advice.

[@Spartanspark404]

@@kodidane5824 she is right. It’s Yennefer ffs. Aka her adoptive mother

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

@@kodidane5824 pretty obviously a joke. Most women would be offended at the proposition.

[@zetarhythm3503]

I love the way she says "just like that." There's some sass in that line.

[@lunch_trey]

I love father-daughter moments like these

[@hamzabro2667]

HAHAHAHA. Dead on point. For a women, the important thing is not where she is but with whom. If shes with the one she likes than anywhere is good to her. Can say with experience.

[@csguak]

Bingo😊

[@SpartanOli]

She knows her parents very well lol

[@mars-jr5uu]

Here after Witcher 4 reveal trailer..

[@Jadepulse-fx9jj]

Yeah, and this voice was wayy better than the new one

[@Kedvin7]

@@Jadepulse-fx9jj BECAUSE SHE IS WAY YOUNGER JESUS CHRIST

[@deputy2421]

Now we know why ciri is a Mc because Geralt retired 😂

[@ozkanayna1058]

Ciri's scar make her more beautiful

[@Extreme96PL]

True i saw photoshop without scar and she looks better with scar than without.

[@guattodaddo]

Simple yet incredibly heart-warming

[@fewjaristic8750]

Incredible typo.

[@guattodaddo]

@@fewjaristic8750 Ops, jezz fixed

[@MsMikeiscool]

Ciri wants to get railed for a month is what this means

[@unicorn1655]

Her idea of a perfect date

[@davidthor4405]

Damn, she really is a lot like Geralt

[@admiralkeelhauled42]

in other words: "take her to pound town."

[@NihilisticSnake]

Ciri's not even uncomfortable with the thought of Geralt and Yen doing the wild thing.

[@Herr_Gamer]

6 years finally passed and I’m a free man again. Never taking advice like this again. Apperantly locking a woman in a hotel room for a month isn’t legal

[@Kinzaru]

That armor makes me wanna eat drowned liver

[@The-Blue-Knight]

I would eat a dancing star bomb

[@andristefanus]

remember when cd project red made cut scenes?

[@alonsan3977]

?? They still do? They're just POV cutscenes... Only difference is that in CP2077 you can move around freely during most cutscenes, also scenes in TW3 use a lot of basic shot reverse shot panning right/left, cutscenes in CP2077 used most hand crafted animations and less repeating actions (like how's there's only one "hand over" animation in TW3 but in CP2077 every time you take or give an item a slightly different animation plays depending on the item) Tldr: what? cdpr still makes cutscenes.

[@Veridiano02]

Remember when the Witcher 3 came out, and CDPR was called a liar for the outrage because of the non existant downgrade? Remember when you have to wait 3 months for the patch that makes the saves don't erase themselves when playing on XBOX and some PCs? I remember, do you?

[@broosewain1528]

@@Veridiano02 nonexistent? That’s a massive stretch 😂

[@hanazawanero2879]

@@alonsan3977 fyi the cutscenes where you can move around are called "soft-script"

[@Nick-kb2jc]

Remember when CD Projekt RED made good games?

[@dmay327]

Basically, she's saying it doesn't matter where you go, what matters is who you are with.

[@Latinarama]

I never encountered this dialogue because I tried to romance both of them in my first playthrough and went for Triss in my second. I know Yennefer is the obvious choice with more dialogue and story attached, but I really hate going for the obvious choice in videogames in general. Hearing this dialogue though, it's so much cooler than what she says when you're with Triss. I love this side of Ciri.

[@marcuss4697]

You dislike obvious choices even if they're the better ones?

[@tripppl3d746]

@@marcuss4697 You can't tell if one of the two options is better. You have to decide that for yourself.

[@marcuss4697]

@@tripppl3d746 That's the ideal case for a choice. It's not much of one if there's a clear good and bad, and I'd argue that's the case with Yen over Triss.

[@narrativamente8897]

@@marcuss4697 nops. Triss >>> Yen

[@bubblegumshrimp]

True! I love triss so much

[@OrangeDragon04]

Funny enough, he actually does it in the ending cutscene.

[@oniemployee3437]

This is the first time that I've heard some emotion in Geralt's voice.

[@jamestown8398]

Sometimes the best plans are the simplest ones.

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

>>> So long "So long, Gay Bowser."

[@anch95]

Imagine asking your daughter for romantic advice on how to treat your spouse.

[@jasonphoenix292]

Considering what Ciri gets up to in the books, she would be the last person I would ask about these kind of things.

[@raghavmenon6413]

What does she get up to in the books?

[@lastraven7205]

🧐

[@vr3824]

@@raghavmenon6413 all kinds of stuff my man

[@friedrichi.dersoldatenkoni2896]

@@raghavmenon6413 lets just say she has a hard time. A very hard time

[@Nick-kb2jc]

@@raghavmenon6413 in the books, Ciri is the most sexually active character by far.

[@noooooocy]

Wow flawless smooth, what is your setting and computer's spec?

[@necrago]

Windows xp. And one RAM should do the trick.

[@chaosapiant]

@@necrago Wrong. Your need two rams because one of those rams will be taken up with the Windows XP operating system.

[@necrago]

@@chaosapiant I'm sure you can give the operating system less memory for the price of speed.

[@utrak]

personally I get good frames with this setup: gamer chair

[@necrago]

@@utrak you're missing out on the gamer toothbrush my friend!

[@LemonGingerHoney]

Have been listening to Yenn shouting, for an hour, behind the closed door. She seems to finally calm down. Apparently she does not understand what "Do not disturb" means. I can't shake the feeling this is not what Ciri meant.

[@matro2]

I wanted Ciri more than anyone. Circumstances didn't indulge me.

[@heleni5946]

Bro wtf

[@FruitPunchSamurai44]

Ciri is sand, she gets everywhere...

[@El_King911]

she *gets* everywhere

[@FruitPunchSamurai44]

@@El_King911 well thanks mate

[@Zireael_1251]

Nice Star Wars reference 😉. Something tells me you are going to like this video too: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rni0m5uDotdke9k

[@FruitPunchSamurai44]

@@Zireael_1251 omg how did i not watch this earlier !! This fits perfectly 😂 rather convincingly, I'd say.

[@El_King911]

@@FruitPunchSamurai44 didn't mean to sound like I was correcting you (like a grammar nazi or something) sorry

[@mkatakm]

In short: don't let it get interrupted when it starts.

[@corennet.6776]

Yennifer is a completely different sort of woman. This works for her. A fancy, beautiful thought out trip is something that'd work on a woman like Triss. lol

[@tanamw5536]

lmao what she says lives in my head rent free

[@HyunaTheHyena]

Ciri and Geralt are really good looking, I wish Cyberpunk 2077 characters weren't all ugly

[@umpus]

Do not disturb for a month? Damn, those sheets are gonna crack in half.

[@bbdndlsd5674]

Me a person whos learning irish for the last year of secondary Hears ''Blathanna'' HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY FUCKING KNOW SOMETHING

[@theoddestautist]

What does it mean?

[@kristijanpete4473]

And 'dol' is slavic for valley

[@dsimi415]

@@theoddestautist Blathanna means flowers. It's pronounced blahanna though

[@1999_reborn]

Man I really have to replay this game

[@Zaxares]

Don't forget to bring the damn unicorn, Geralt! ;)

[@velvety2006]

or the bathtub

[@ChunLo21]

DAUGHTER giving FATHER advice on how to nail MOTHER

Better be high class inn if Yennefer is in question. I think Triss would be less demanding.

[@hieronymusboss7705]

Then she'd rope Geralt into some quest to help the downtrodden. Fuck that.

[@duffpaddy3996]

Carved "do not disturb" on her and banged the door for a month pls help remove splinters

[@davidthor4405]

Try banging a pair of pincers for a month and you’ll be fine

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

She forgot about the unicorn!

[@mayim22]

bouta get freaky in that inn

[@sleepless9957]

Instructions Unclear, I accidently drove my girlfriend in a Ghetto and we almost got shot

[@TechieTrevor]

Real ones wont forget that Yens room key is a common item...

[@jakehall3387]

Bro what armour is that. That looks badass.

[@Twofix]

Ah yes...good kid Siri is giving advice to Geraldo on how to tackle Jennifer.

[@Eaton_Beavers247]

They cut off part of it. After that, Geralt asks, “Then what?” And, Ciri replies, “Butt stuff...” 🤨

[@alexheller5602]

"NO BUTS"

[@xxDrain]

Doubt yen would be down for a straw bed in some roadside inn.

[@TheCapelessCrusader]

Oh look, a reminder that I desperately need to play this game

[@Squidward-et3jf]

do it, it changed my life. I never loved playing a game this much as the witcher and it never get´s boring. I have played it 3 times already :)

[@handikoct4024]

Ciri 5 sec later : "how about i give you advice about fashion instead?"

[@ZuelFaryzzal]

the only reason why u should choose yen over triss is simply because it would make ciri happy

[@larsrichter8088]

Geralt would've taken Yen, but in reality, they both suck.

[@NoReaSoN2CaR3]

Ciri a real one

[@cytorakdemon]

Lock Yen in an Inn for a month and spend that time with Triss? Can do.

[@MelindaColden]

nO

[@raddragon1373]

@@MelindaColden YEs

[@Wallguardian]

Why not both? 😬

[@Veridiano02]

@@Wallguardian try it and see what happens. It doesn't end well for Geralt.

[@ThePvtNutzack]

hard to think she was only 8 on the first game, awwww they grow up so fast

[@gaz4553]

Based Ciri.

[@SmokeBloody]

She forgot something else: you have to be someone like Geralt

[@ruskenskey4674]

What armor is that though?

[@adeven4775]

Great sun armor or something like that

[@schizophrenicdawg3072]

Nilfgaardian armor.

[@HHh-ug4oe]

It's a mod that turns the armour gold

[@JJsiN84]

Looks like Nilfguardian or however you spell it.

[@quantipl1186]

@@HHh-ug4oe No, i found the same armour in some cave with spiders quest

[@Mr.Foxstone]

Instructions unclear, I carved " Do not disturb" on the room door but on the inside.

[@yidingliu8663]

Ouch, there is no limit in how bad the players dress Geralt up... ... That yellow Imperia armour...ouch.

[@prismgames]

The worst armor in the game is the constant gambeson you get in Velen And Skellige. Makes you look like a farmer

[@alonsan3977]

@@prismgames yeah, the armor in this game is so bad... You basically have only 11 good looking armor sets: all the witcher sets, the free dlc outfits, new moon outfit and ornate robes. Anything else makes Geralt look like a joke.

[@prismgames]

@@alonsan3977 True, also the temerian and nilfgaardian armor sets are cool and great for lower levels. Don't think it's a bad thing though, the really good armor is always accessible and really rewards you for getting it Btw. Undvik set for the win

[@alonsan3977]

@@prismgames hell yeah, undvik is best armor, looks like something straight out of skyrim and I love it.

[@SkandiTV]

The only armor set worth wearing, apart from the witcher sets, is the ornate robe. Couple that with the glasses, and your Geralt will look damn good.

[@ihavevisionfearme]

Additional advice, bring food, loads of it. Although since it's an inn, it does sorta that out.

[@hoseamathews9292]

What is that armour?

[@somebodyekkee]

I think its the advanced Nilfgaard set.

[@hoseamathews9292]

@@somebodyekkee bro i found it out it's the great sun armour

[@ryandevoy8673]

@@hoseamathews9292 Rip Hosea

[@hyperborean440]

@@ryandevoy8673 Im sad for Hosea but nobody can stand a combination of ligma and osteoporosis. RIP 😭

[@malcolm7226]

It even has 2 bass speakers on tits

[@emeros8631]

Seriously that armor made me want to call Queer Eye to do something about it.

[@lee-annemcaleese7855]

This comment made me laugh too much !

[@alejandra8111]

I am here since I wont be hearing jo Wyatt on the upcoming Witcher game 😢😢😢

[@Alduizard]

Wait is she not returning as Ciri's VA in Witcher 4? Her accent and voice looked a bit similar to Ciri from w3 in the trailer.

[@trissy2446]

I’m in love with Ciri. 😩😩😩😩 gosh darnit

[@justnothing8692]

Gaunter o'dimm gives best advice

[@nenadzivic2457]

just like that, indeed.

[@joshuajoshuajoshuajoshuajo982]

0:15 how does geralt know what a 'picturesque' thing means?

[@Pauavi]

paintings

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

Dude has ben alive for a long ass time you think he'd pick up some vocabulary words

[@Pauavi]

@@noriakikakyoin1423 OP meant because there were no cameras in the 1200s

[@mrsarcasm5900]

Dang, so simple yet so effective advice if you think about it. It's the little things that count.

[@Scarletraven87]

Now, if only Yennifer was a likeable woman...

[@zeoh-]

try playing the game

[@tamasrehany6532]

I found Yen very obnoxious and irritating too. It was quite disappointing really. I didn't watch the tv show though. Maybe she is better there?

[@tamasrehany6532]

@Michele La Mura Did this topic touch a nerve?

[@thedarkknight9021]

@kshamwhizzle They are still unlikable

[@thedarkknight9021]

For real, I understand why he regularly abandon her.

[@Outlaw8908]

Sounds like an idea, just take a do not disturb sign though.