The Wooden Boy (Pinocchio Parody)

[@vexxama]

The touch of him lying every time he cried for sympathy was more chilling than I expected

[@calbinhinshaw6629]

I can understand why.

[@calbinhinshaw6629]

Also, who's the character that you have in your profile picture?

[@roiking2740]

crocodile tears.

[@regalsamyt1849]

It's terrifying because, if you pay attention, you know what's going to happen. It's a kind of suspense where the audience knows but the characters don't... and the true horrors haven't been shown

[@Prof.Zombiologist]

It actually is

[@adroide_]

The touch of pinocchio's nose growing when he says he's scared meaning that you are the one who has to be scared is so good

[@atenthunderbolt4215]

I’m sorry all your replies are bots. I also enjoyed the inclusion of his nose growing.

[@brandoncole5533]

Yes also when he says he just wants to hug him It shows he's not just a scared kid acting on impulse but that he's a sadistic monster that gets pleasure or joy out of killing people

[@RandomPerson-hd6wr]

Yeah I immediately noticed it

[@aj-taz_editing]

@Ideal1i know this is a bot but prison is just a place

[@orchid4109]

What? Pinocchio's nose grows whenever HE is telling a lie about himself. His nose growing when he says "I'm scared" only indicates that he is lying and is, in fact, not scared at all. It does not MEAN that the main character is the one who is scared. His lies are not relative to the people around him. The fact this comment has so many likes is worrying. Do people seriously not remember how tf Pinocchio works? It's a very simple concept.

[@kanchomerocks12]

I love how Meatcanyon has changed from edgy parodies to just full blown horror

[@-whyquestion]

Ratio + k-pop better + mbappe the goat + mbappe better than haaland 🤓🤓🤓🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

[@ufm123]

His parodies were always horror but back then they were at a level where they weren’t that scary, but instead, they were extremely disturbing. His animations now are also extremely disturbing but they are also scary as hell

[@runetide]

@YeaManMeatcanyon doesn't even make music. Dumb bot.

[@kanchomerocks12]

Why was I swarmed by bots?!

[@Lenape_Lady]

Everyone report the fake MeatCanyon account above. Choose “this channel is impersonating someone else”. Copy the URL of the REAL MeatCanyon by copying his URL link so you can give YT the correct info.

[@Tygermite]

I absolutely love the little detail when Pinocchio said, "I'm scared" or "I just want to hug you, papa." then his nose grows. Seriously chilling and terrifying.

[@chibichan9586]

I was like “Wtfff😳 so… are ALL fairy tails/classics based on some scary shit

[@thepotatoofheaven]

I've seen this comment copy and pasted several times

[@Styx007]

​@chibichan9586 They ain't even scratching the surface. Try reading them sometime, truly messed up stuff in the source material. Even more-so when you start diving into the myths that inspired them

[@tipsyXtwo]

I noticed that when he says the hug part, it’s layered in a small boy’s voice with a demonic one saying the same thing

[@phenix6056]

so many people are saying this bro

[@xtek_1797]

The fact that when saying "I'm scared" and "I just want to hug you, papa" Pinocchios nose grew, really shows the masterpieces Meatcanyon is making for us.

[@thimb5433]

It also grows when says "I just want to hug you papa"

[@Ivarposthumus]

God damn right! There aren't any animators I follow on YT, since the content varies. Here, however, it's always 10/10!

[@aurevoirshoshanna900]

Only took 15 seconds for me to say Jesus Christ

[@summonersriftgarbage4426]

"Im scared" you lying sonuvabitch

[@blissseeker4719]

The fact that every time (insert part of video here), really shows us how (compliment) (name)

[@kgrim1154]

The nose growing after the “I’m scared” was the best use of Pinocchio’s quirk. This was awesome. I would love to see a full length horror film from meatcanyon

[@lurklingX]

yeah this TOTALLY would be a great candidate for full length. i'm hooked, and feel there is a whole world here, it just needs animated. this is a peek through a cracked open door.

[@eltaz-dk7ei]

It happens again after it says "i just want to hug you papa"

[@ellereneamarquez1885]

​@@eltaz-dk7ei yazzz

[@vice2versa]

This reminds me of the fiddlesticks league of legends trailer. And if Arcane taught me anything its that when you make cinematics this good, you can make a full film or show epic like Arcane proved.

[@Doughyy736]

trueeeeee

[@ThefinalLPer]

The biggest things I love about this are when his nose grows. The lines “I’m scared papa” and “I just wanna hug you” both cause the nose to grow, indicating the more sinister intent.

[@THE_SOSC]

@contactmeMeatCanyon papa isnt this nice! You're a fraud!

[@wetnoodlex]

I think he did this in the original Pinnochio video. It's very cool attention to detail.

[@SnowinBinxers]

I never noticed that.

[@SunniDae333]

Good eye, I didn't even notice that

[@compedycakemine6960]

@contactmeMeatCanyon Begone bot

[@sheepbeeps3369]

I don't see anyone mentioning this even 8 months later. If you look at the scrolls closely and listen. The wish spell required Geppetto had to make a deep and personal sacrifice to bring his son to life (or back to life it's not clarified.) He sacrificed the other man's son instead. So this abomination came out half-formed, it's after the missing soul, and the poor fucker in the doorway got nailed when it lunged at Geppetto.

[@blockwearingman]

i figured that he used the guys son

[@tdwftw1698]

That makes sense. Sacrifice meaning not only ritual sacrifice but also sacrifice as in giving up what’s important to you. That’s why Pinocchio fuses with him at the end . The only person Geppetto valued was himself. Sounds like he needed to actually really care about the sacrificial child before committing to the ritual. Then it would become a real boy in both body and soul. This ritual would basically require a pain equivalent to the loss of a child to gain a “real” son.

[@LMisHere]

Funny that I'm seeing this comment 8 months after it was posted lol.

[@Dragaones]

​@@LMisHere Same kkkk

[@rosskstar]

@@tdwftw1698 At least that's how Satan works... all his garbage is soon to be undone ~since the Son is back yo

[@HybridMiranda]

seeing you go from those 2-D animations into a full blown, high-quality 3-D animation is just… Stunning. Your channel and your craft just keep getting better and better…

[@spacerboi]

that’s not his animation tho

[@arthurbickel3458]

As a artist this is inspirational to see how far he’s came.

[@Ok-fj7xx]

Check out hoolopee

[@Ratspressoh]

Not his animation work. He wrote and voiced some of it, judging by the description.

[@Dianthony]

@@Ratspressoh which is weird cause he's barely doing anything

[@larrylai4524]

Probably the best version of Pinocchio so far. It's so incredible that you can tell a complete story under 3 minutes.

[@multicatkid]

It is super cool!

[@PMDragoneir]

I dunno the new one where he joins the Italian military is pretty based

[@republicofkoreaball4349]

@@PMDragoneir Yes

[@jopmens6960]

Haha what must Guillermo Del Toro think rn about his latest version of Pinnochio? That he wasted a couple of opportunities there? ;p

[@donalddean2037]

Under 2 minutes actually....

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

The fact that his nose grew when he said he's scared gave me goosebumps dude. Amazing touch. I also loved how Pinocchio learned that two puppet strings wasn't enough since he had a knife so the second time he slung four strings out. It's those details that I really appreciate.

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

@contactmeMeatCanyon1 Yo mama a dawg. A mutt. A mongrel.

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

@contactmeMeatCanyon1 Nothing to say about that? Silence is compliance.

[@savannahhague4989]

@@Bund___Germs_Bund this guy is a hacker/virus. He’s not going to respond with anything except that same message.

[@theguywhoasked2596]

@@savannahhague4989 yeah no shit

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

@@savannahhague4989 I know. I like cussing the sexbots

[@joeschmo7834]

MeatCanyon is probably the most creative enigma on KZbin. I don’t know if I should nominate this man for an award or recommend him therapy.

[@vcdgamer]

Both. Both is good.😅

[@akselevensen2763]

Yes.

[@silent_rain4071]

THERAPY IS UNNECESSARY. THIS MANS MIND IS BOOFUL🥹

[@mickeyd4012]

Dah... es good es gooood 🤌

[@metalageddon]

Reward first, then he can afford really good therapy.

[@kapoink835]

Even though everything else in this probably took more time to make, the voice acting is absolutely masterclass. It really breathes life into the characters.

[@someonerandom396]

Bro you just got a bot man

[@canadianswisscheese5760]

Bot

[@justinv3784]

Good job dude you won for doing nothing! That’s totally not sketchy at all and you should trust it

[@someonerandom396]

@@canadianswisscheese5760 shut up

[@Angel-co6lw]

A bot agreed with you dude

[@kuchikuparty4071]

the scrolls didn’t lie. it just didn’t specify how “many” should be sacrificed.

[@neltharionrayane5336]

I don't have the ref, what are you talking about?

[@jbgaming3221]

@Jose_Gabriel _Arias_Llaque I saw another comment state that the reason the magic didn’t work was because Geppeto didn’t sacrifice anything. He only kidnapped and murdered another father’s child, he didn’t make any sacrifices.

[@Sac-chan]

@Jose_Gabriel _Arias_Llaque He said "you need to sacrifice" and not "you need a sacrifice", which is totally different, also, probably didn't sacrifice the child to Pinocchio, but instead killed the child and fed it to him, which doesn't work

[@gingerdog8203]

That's not the reason it didn't work lmao. The reason is because him taking someone's child then giving it isn't a sacrifice. Him giving his own life is a sacrifice

[@tiaguiinaguaysol7167]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

I can honestly see Meatcanyon making like a really good horror game or even a fantastic horror movie as he does such an incredible job on telling a story as well as adding in suspense, horror and everything else.

[@keithfields1756]

Yes

[@hoodie7866]

We need a grinch video

[@RM22201]

Oh yeh is that ur own original opinion that You’ve just come up with and now need to share?

[@7792pnaurfr]

These videos in no way translate to that. He's great but it's not the same. Comments like these are how garbage like Oddballs happen.

[@reesealleman]

Pair Meatcanyon up with Lixian aka LixianTV who is one of Markiplier’s main editors/animators, and is also an indie HORROR GAME maker and designer. You’ll have a masterpiece of a horror game!

[@LUGNUTZAutoJunkie]

1:35 "DO I LOOK LIKE A REAL BOY PAPA?" in a sorta demonic voice is really a chef's kiss!

[@MaxWassen]

Just imagine what meatcanyon could do if he was allowed to do 30 minute horror shorts for HBO or something. The pacing could be hair-raising

[@DoublePaprika]

I wouldn´t overestimate it, Monster Lab was his attempt at a long-form series and it was considerably less good than any parody or satire that he has made so far.

[@dennismetzger9287]

I dont want to imagine... because this world would turn to his

[@phantomgamer9264]

@@DoublePaprika I watched a few episodes the quality wasn't nothing compared to the parodies

[@Nate-bn5kk]

@@DoublePaprika Everyone has a beginning, not all who trips from conception is destined to a life of failure.

[@drawwithangel2.0]

@@DoublePaprikawhat- I actually liked that series tho, it felt like something I would watch in adult swim or something

[@matthewreagan4937]

The fact that Pinocchio's nose grew when he said that he was scared was perfect. He's not scared, he's a predator.

[@-whyquestion]

Ratio + k-pop better + mbappe the goat + mbappe better than haaland 🤓🤓🤓🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

[@elguitarTom]

thanks, captain obvious

[@kingspire-v1x]

@@-whyquestionthis literally has nothing to do with your dumb kpop

[@ZILLATHEILLEST]

NAHH REALLY HE WAS LYING???😱😱😱😱😱

[@poppabless]

No shit Sherlock

[@keanroque5068]

This man has potential to become an amazing director and writer, man's got talent.

[@ryangiese1929]

Man, for as genuinely positive a comment this is, the replies here are the complete opposite of what you deserve

[@thecstineman]

I think he already is lol

[@MellowMutantPlanet]

💯

[@fabzter]

He is :)

[@kyonatbest6591]

That was great! I especially liked the story being told in First-person and the audience being in Geppetto's shoes. Reminds you of those found footage horror movies. Although I rarely get scared and I'm a huge fan of scary movies, when Geppetto turns around, it sent chills across my body seeing Pinocchio lunge at him and the vistor with that gaping mouth. Definitely nailed the horror factor.

[@silent_rain4071]

Same, I very rarely get scared, yet here I am, fr soul left my body.

[@Duckdemon666]

Absolutely wonderful and disturbingly creative nod to the original. Meatcanyon has definitely evolved as a storyteller, animator, and voice actor.

[@tincoeani9529]

He's not the animator for this one, check the description.

[@user-wi9vh7dm1e]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 nah

[@kultytn]

It was alright

[@goergebobicles1351]

@meatcanyonofficalI If it ain't Rickroll, it ain't worth clickin'

[@chucklenutchad7394]

Absolutely horrifyingly beautiful. The nose growing as he lies and how the puppet strings acting as extra limbs are just great touches. The story telling woven into the animation is just really well done, where it just hints at a boy being sacrificed. It's just perfect horror. Magnifique

[@GreenClown2021]

Still not as horrifying as "Fatherrr when can I be on my oowwwnn???"

[@S_______D]

@@GreenClown2021 what is that from?

[@amuro0909]

@@S_______D it's from the lionsgate Pinocchio movie kzbin.info/www/bejne/kGWko4uJrKZ_erc

[@S_______D]

@@amuro0909 oh lol! Okay thanks!

[@teriyakisauce7320]

@@S_______D that comment is gone. Mind telling me what that was from please?

[@cornbreadreturns407]

I love that when he is reading the last scroll you can hear him say that for the fairy’s magic to work he needs a sacrifice and he said that he already had done that means that he may have sacrificed the child

[@dogouchu4356]

yeah no he did. 100% and its so cool

[@IJustWantToBeAKnight]

The man that was killed by the wooden boy was the sacrifice, he asked “WHERES MY SON?! WHERES MY BOY?” Meaning dis dude crEATED A MONSTER BECAUSE HE WANTED A SON BUT TOOK ANOTHER MANS SON? BOI WHAT THE HELL?! I mean at least he got payback I guess….?

[@Mr-Lua]

@@IJustWantToBeAKnight but the real dad also died 😔

[@capncake8837]

Almost certainly.

[@Kryptic_gamerYT]

I think the man’s son was the sacrifice and that’s why the man thinks we have him but obviously he is dead

[@marcuscarana9240]

So the story is Geppetto found some scrolls that have instructions to make a real boy. It involves a sacrifice which is the killing another boy. He goes through with it but instead of a real boy, he created a monster puppet. The boy's father comes after Geppetto knowing he was the one who took his son only to be attacked by the puppet. Notice that when the puppet speaks at 0:56, a faint demon voice can be heard and his nose also elongated when he said he was scared meaning he was lying and was trying to bait the Geppetto from pity. It is unknown whether it was a mistake that led to this abomination or if the scrolls were lying all this time and it was actually instructions to let this beast loose in the human world. We would never know. Regardless, the Geppetto gets punished for the crimes he had done, for the boy he sacrificed. His creation now consumed him and trapped him inside the puppet forever.

[@wherethehoochiesat4210]

Thanks I hadn’t seen the video

[@marcuscarana9240]

@@wherethehoochiesat4210 My comment is for the people who didn't get all the details. If you only watched it once, there's a lot of details you might miss because the short film was just so fast paced and action packed.

[@bironjames9948]

​@@marcuscarana9240interesting concept

[@wherethehoochiesat4210]

@@bironjames9948 tell that to papa meat

[@chrisahearn789]

Plus there's the implication that the "sacrifice" meant to create the real boy is larger than expected, as eating Geppetto gives him an eye, and eating the boy gives him life.

[@ducky5945]

I honestly believe that _this_ is your best piece to date. I can even see it as a feature length film.

[@starkstruckus]

The lighting and detail in the backgrounds and props was absolutely incredible! And the whole dark alchemical ritual aspect puts the perfect spin on it.

[@oran93fox47]

Seeing one of your earlier animations made into full 3D horror is incredible and shows how far this channel has come.

[@sokaize]

Yep!! It was awesome.

[@richardchanthar3339]

this should become a horror game due to it looks like a horror game

[@lordjimenez5660]

I wasn't expecting the father finding his son part. Really scared me more than I'd expected. This is amazing horror!

[@advertisingadrian]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 This is a bot, don't click on that link even if it does lead to KZbin.

[@captain_faptastic3464]

That part reminds me of the old man from monster house XD

[@josiahgonzalez942]

@@captain_faptastic3464 same 😂🤦‍♂️ the way he lifts the man up exactly how he lifted the kid up

[@justinbayless8284]

I loved how his nose grew when he said, “I’m scared.” and, “I just wanna hug you, papa.”

[@Logan-fu1vu]

Do not trust this meatcanyon scam

[@robbylawlor4259]

Frightening foreshadowing. I thought this would be a twist where the grandpa is actually the bad guy but that nose growth gave away the fact that the kid was the villain all along.

[@anoobplaygamelol]

real

[@thereallazergun]

yea

[@cirej5137]

@@robbylawlor4259 They're both bad guys though. The old guy Geppetto most likely used the son of the man who came and got eaten. He most likely transplanted the organs of the boy to Pinocchio along with some dark magic or something. Basically, he killed an innocent boy to make Pinocchio a real boy but he instead kept his wooden vessel, came to life and turned evil.

[@justinroberts9072]

This was FANTASTIC. The lighting itself just pushed this over the edge. So damn good.

[@justinroberts9072]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 this is what I needed. You knew. You just knew.

[@badaboom5830]

The fact that a majority of top comments say the fact that Pinocchio lied twice is so factual and great with facts

[@rakijr9176]

I like how he included ancient Egyptian scrolls which makes Geppetto look like some kind of unhinged occultist and also would imply an interesting back story as to how they came into his possession.

[@Zarastro54]

From what I can gather, he was desperate to have his own son, but being an unhinged woodcarver, he fell into occult research. It seems that the scroll said that he’d have to sacrifice a real child to make his wooden one become real, and he probably kidnapped and murdered that angry guy’s son to do it. Of course the blood magic created a demon monster instead of a sweet little boy.

[@L3ttucePr3y]

He also mutters “Fairies” referring to Fae, which are typically sick and twisted folktale creatures that get off on tricking others. Made me think he made a deal with a Drow and it didn’t turn out exactly as he had hoped.

[@kayleeblack4303]

I don't think they're Egyptian. He got them from a fairy.

[@themagicalflower1546]

@@kayleeblack4303 I believe that makes it a lot better, Fairies are actually evil and mischievous creatures not only that but they even trick you when it comes to making a deal with them, so the woodcarver must’ve been so desperate to have a child of his own that he ended up making a deal with a fairy hence why Pinocchio isn’t a real boy but some kind of wooden monster

[@kayleeblack4303]

@@themagicalflower1546 My thoughts exactly, and it's also why he had to sacrifice human boys to bring him to life.

[@mixedbaggamer]

I remember watching your original Pinocchio parody and thinking that it was disturbingly amazing seeing you transition from two dimensional Art to computer generated and still make it have that atmosphere of disturbing awe is something I can only commend you on

[@rgmoses2189]

This was beautiful!!! I would dead ass watch a full movie based on this with the same lighting and animation, best work so far!

[@Novistadors]

I really want a TV series with this animation style and revolving around this evil incarnation of Pinocchio. MeatCanyon is such a master craft at the Horror genre it’s amazing.

[@titord6031]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 bruh cmon

[@refrigeratorclub4212]

There is stop motion Pinocchio on Netflix rn

[@monkii5258]

or a video game much like how this video insinuates

[@SSS-.SPOOKUSCARYSHOGUN]

The likes💀💀💀

[@gramm2146]

@@monkii5258 Look up "Lies of P"

[@therealvanillasludge]

You know, now that old Disney character copyrights are expiring soon, this might actually be a potential horror movie

[@Spunchbubandfriends]

Damn

[@FatherTime89]

The original story of Pinocchio is public domain

[@Riply16]

​@@FatherTime89 yeah, it was never in Disney's copyrights, everyone just became so normalized with the Disney version that it became Disney's.

[@joeljustjazzing]

Woohoo chainsmoking pinnochio in public domain? Sign me up

[@202mc4]

Pinocchio is public domain

[@CadyKorok]

Seeing how this has evolved since Pinocchio's first appearance in meat canyons universe, this is truly beautiful.

[@sonicfanboy3375]

@S!R Farhanシ read the comment again

[@kilowolf6341]

@S!R Farhanシ learn to read

[@snakeeye209]

@S!R Farhanシ mf don't know how to read

[@CadyKorok]

@S!R Farhanシ i was taking a walk today and there was a rock in my shoe. that sucked but i came out alright

[@TemporaryTemporary-y2j]

Conceptually, this kind of reminds me of those "Alice" games by American McGee: dark and macabre. This would actually make for a good horror RPG game.

[@Oddf0x]

Can I interest you in Lies of P good sir? Horror action RPG where you play as a gothic horror steam punk pinnochio trying to save Gepetto and others from a plague and other conspiracies

[@DefinitelyNotAMachineCultist]

​@@Oddf0x Very underrated game tbh. As a Soulslike, it felt better mechanically than other releases around the same time, like _Lords of the Fallen,_ with _P's_ combat being more on the slow and deliberate side. As a Pinocchio 'remake', despite how much it deviates, with its robot rebellion setting and everything else, including changing the theme it focuses on, it's bizarrely faithful to the original in some ways too. 11/10.

[@lucasthedragon7680]

Holy shit this is good. I would say that this is easily one of your greatest works yet, Hunter. The designs on the scrolls are so good. You made it seem like there was actual alchemical lore and science behind Pinocchio, and it made the whole experience that much creepier. You honestly hit it out of the ball park with this one.

[@roberthardy7892]

The scrolls were bloodstained giving a subtle hint at what it took for Geppetto to realise his creation

[@themaster3305]

@@roberthardy7892 sacrifice was also the only word fully emerged in blood

[@tillburr6799]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 wow bruh. Botting has evolved to bots making fun of bots while botting

[@Blorppio]

@@tillburr6799 Right... wish bots weren't an issue and just kinda vanished, FOREVER.

[@HarrySharry18]

I honestly hope Meatcanyon goes into VR horror games or horror shorts in the future because this was honestly amazing

[@jeff5981]

The moment he does that, all of humanity is gonna die from fear.

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

That’s actually a pretty scary thought.

[@nunpho]

Aw I'd love to see him work on a game

[@mysteryxmike]

That would be amazing.... team up with the game development companies that have worked with Justin Roiland for his games. I feel like those companies are good at seeing the ideas of the creators come to life (although I ONLY have those games as a reference to their abilities). Games I speak of: Trover Saves the Universe, Accounting, Accounting+

[@piusdoe8984]

Being good at one thing isn't being good at another. But yah 2min videos means great game developer

[@Joe1245235]

1:17 The images on the two scrolls are all horrifyingly suggestive of what Geppetto must have done to end up with this disaster. But it's the drawing on far right of the first scroll that sticks with me. A real, handsome young boy...but something still seems wrong. Not just the fae-touched ears but that flat expression and empty, *soulless* gaze. He was never going to be normal. It is haunting.

[@pitonpriscal3379]

And his gaze. It's not a normal empty face as if it was something else terrifying and the picture made to trick him?

[@GlowBerryPumpkin]

So if they have pointed ears then wouldn't that make them a wood elf hehe i bet i could find something dark about elves because folklore is usually that messed up "elves were said to secretly steal healthy human babies and replace them with their own kind." Welp that sounds a lot like what happened here

[@anotherordinaryfellow6935]

There's also images of Lungs and Skulls, meaning not only did they transfer a Soul in that puppet, *They also transfer Biological Components inside a wooden body.*

[@youtubecommentsguy9805]

@@anotherordinaryfellow6935he sacrificed the boy of the other man that was the mistake. The scrolls read a sacrifice important to YOU. He tried to game the spell by sacrificing another man‘s boy which lead to Pinnochio becoming this abomination

[@TheMostVicious]

Definitely one of my all-time favorite animations on KZbin. Our big ol Papa Meat has what it takes to be a horror legend. The fact that his medium of choice is animation makes it all the better 💚🫡💀

[@alphabetsoup6837]

Meat needs to get into a writer's room some day. He's an actual genius of horror.

[@Moorfish]

@Paul Allen a room full of writers?

[@Damalycus]

Pfft. This is childishly banal. His animations, especially 2d are great. But writing? Maybe if you're in those b-horror flicks, sure.

[@sadrat5375]

We are all doomed the moment he, battington, and junji ito make a horror film together I think for the most part though, not a lot of these are actually taken seriously by meat which is probably why they seem really crap in terms of writing. Once we see a fully-fledged animated horror series or horror film on his channel that was written by him, rather than a short video, I think it is too soon to judge his writing ability (especially with things like "I Can Count to Three" which was pretty good for its horror, all things considered)

[@erchipamogli3559]

His dialogues are pretty shit tho

[@Peterviegal]

This is basic as mate. You grandstand this guy so much. Pinocchio but he's in pain and a monster? How, how is that actual genius?

[@TheBlueNeutron]

You know something? MeatCanyon really sets an example of how transformative he truly is an artist as well as a content creator on KZbin. None of you can deny how vastly different 2D handdrawn animation is to 3 Dimensional CGI and yet MeatCanyon is able to render his sadistic vision onto either medium interchangeably and beautifully (with help of course) and not lose an ounce of integrity in his ability to constantly create an atmosphere so frightening it has you uttering under your very breath "whatinthefuck?" 15 seconds into the video. Kudos to you G. I hope you get very far in your career.

[@Gooby1303]

an artist

[@who_what]

It literally says in the description someone else did all the 3d work

[@xXBigMacXx]

Reminds me of courage the cowardly dog. Does it not have the same effect towards you?

[@i-yell-a-lot4906]

YOU'RE VERY GOOD WITH WORDS. NOW CONVINCE MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND TO STOP BANGING HER.

[@ignightroad]

Except he didn't do the 3D. At all. "ALL 3D WORK DONE BY THE BEAUTIFUL @Hoolopee "

[@notsogooddoctor6272]

The fact that he had to eat two people just to make ONE of his eyes become real is a terrifying statement in itself. How many people does he have to gorge himself on to become entirely human?

[@ThefinalLPer]

I don’t know if it took 2 people to make a single eye. I think it was more Gepeto’s consciousness is trapped in the meat that became an eye. The other guy is likely in the other eye, but imagine it, trapped inside the monster you made, forced to watch him kill and eat.

[@angelique7182]

He actually didn’t form to become Pinocchio’s eyes. If you look at the part where he first run into the other room you can see he runs past another doll. They are even wearing two different shirts. I think because he read the scroll before dying his soul was maybe forced into the other doll.*

[@tiran7908]

@Antonio M no, use text clues. he meant that he became the other puppet so its still Giuseppes perspective

[@ryandean8586]

@@tiran7908 you're wrong. The first guy he ate, he got the voice from him. That explains why he has the biological throat. The second, became the eye. Hence why its still from his perspective. The other doll was just a trial puppet in the background that has nothing to do with penochio. The guys son was also sacrificed to give it life as you can hear him mumbling the word sacrifice while reading the scrolls.

[@pooppee8146]

@Antonio M no, use context clues, luffy is better than Garp

[@CarrensDesigns]

The way that he pushed you away at 0:42 to sacrifice himself is just sad

[@ericthegamerpro3295]

He dropped him

[@BuiHieuDong]

This animation is really some kind of quality nightmare fuel, no cheap jumpscares but rather the eerie atmosphere through the entire video.

[@-whyquestion]

Ratio + k-pop better + mbappe the goat + mbappe better than haaland 🤓🤓🤓🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

[@Person-lk1vs]

holopee animated it, not him

[@HCLSalt]

@@Person-lk1vs these are all bots

[@dinogt8477]

trash

[@littlemonster0448]

The part when he was running with the candle made this feel like a real and awesome horror game

[@ralek592]

*generic game, it's better as a movie

[@aminus_7]

They should make a actual Pinocchio horror game based off this

[@PichuStardust]

Same here, this would make a great horror game, possible this showing one of the "bad" endings

[@Average_Deku]

Meatcanyon's ability to turn innocent childhood memories into absolute nightmare fuel is insane keep up the good work man!

[@mushtaqo216]

For real, the first thing I said to myself after watching it was "bro wtf is wrong with you" and you can bet I'll keep coming back for more.

[@hurricanedude5090]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥wow bots are evolving

[@JustinOToole]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 EVERYONE REPORT THE IMPOSTER!

[@dantdmfangamingrich9802]

Wasn’t Pinocchio already nightmare fuel with an alive puppet and pleasure island

[@IDoodlezz]

"I just wanna hug you papa" *nose grew*

[@filmsmadeover-easy1996]

This goes beyond parody, spoof, or ripoff and completely goes into its own category of just true horror. Also the little details like the father's spit when he's screaming and the twitches in Gipetos hands and stuff really push this to a top tier level. These people should and hopefully will be having much more exposure in the future.

[@arhr2713]

It's a disturbing piece of crap

[@harrypotter5251]

@@arhr2713 Hey! That’s sooo uncalled for!

[@arhr2713]

@@harrypotter5251 it isn't. This guy makes disturbing videos that do nothing to help our world! They're horrible, filled with morbidity and disturbing graphical content and it's in total a piece of crap! This "creator" should learn to do something more productive with his life, not taking cool kids stories and making disturbing videos about it.

[@harrypotter5251]

@@arhr2713 I guess everyone's got their own opinions

[@TheeShilohxo]

@@arhr2713 dang you kinda mean like, they just tryna do what they like

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Dude..this is freaking epic. Horrifying, twisted, and really freaking cool. The 3D animations are so well done, and the twist on the story of Pinocchio is just...like I said, really freaking cool, and very imaginative. Papa Meat has a uniquely horrifying mind, and I love it.

[@ManicObsevations]

So many details. So many things. I. Cant. Fit. In. My. Brain. But me want m o r e. Is very nice film

[@zurba5302]

key word, freaking

[@norberthemmingsway]

I seriously love how little you explained in this story, the way all the little bits give clues of the true story is a really nice detail, lets you imagine how this turned out instead of just telling you.

[@michaelb4415]

Also watching the recent Netflix Pinocchio adaptation helps, since this parody was heavily inspired by it. In the new adaptation Pinocchio was made by a biblically accurate angel. My theory is that this is a "what if" scenario of the angel actually executing the book of revelations.

[@oblivion85]

This has Love, Death and Robots vibes.

[@victimnumbertwo]

​@@teemo8247 hes talking about the netflix show called Love, Death And Robots

[@Pluh246]

@@teemo8247it has death tho

[@TheBlekkis]

The detail of his nose growing when he says " I just wanna hug you papa" makes Pinocchio even more sinister, also this looks like the cinematic trailer for a terrifying game. Awesome video!

[@dennismetzger9287]

Gave me amnesia vibes!

[@TheBlekkis]

@@dennismetzger9287 exactly!

[@Yeahimman32]

@@spoobini this isn't an scp

[@mentaltelepathy24]

i want this to be a game or a full on movie like asap

[@danielwright6984]

Dude, when it grew after he said "I'm scared" I was like 🫨

[@NickWright]

Amazing. The nose growth while saying "I'm scared" is a touch of perfection.

[@benjaminizquierdo4700]

It is

[@irradiatedice98]

That scared me a bit😂

[@BlankPapers]

I love the imaginary timer slowly ticking, with him trying to find the instruction he missed, only to exclaim the foreboding, “I already did this!” Basically showcasing it was all over.

[@Rixoli]

Thing is as another message points out apparently it was supposed to be a sacrifice something deep and personal *TO YOU* .

[@be0wu1f_exe_stopped_working]

I can't imagine what happens when Mickey Mouse goes public domain

[@konrad.f254]

The sequel we’ve all been waiting for

[@-whyquestion]

Ratio + k-pop better + mbappe the goat + mbappe better than haaland 🤓🤓🤓🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼

[@soldwyn]

@@-whyquestion 🤖

[@bigrat4452]

It's the return of the king

[@LadiesManDan]

@@-whyquestionbot

[@saint991]

But never knew would come

[@yatanogarasu]

Having this in Geppetto's perspective is even scarier. Makes it feel like _we_ are him. But Geppetto probably deserved it for sacrificing that man's son.

[@silent_rain4071]

R.I.P the son that was barely mentioned that we don’t know the name of✨

[@Prof.Zombiologist]

It wasn’t his fault

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

​@@Prof.Zombiologist He literally killed a child to perform dark magic to create a son for himself and it failed. That's the entire plot of the video.

[@cjholmes2990]

@@Prof.Zombiologisthe willingly sacrificed someone tf u mean it’s not his fault

[@Prof.Zombiologist]

Forget I said it

[@chebypattern]

It's very rare to see full blown parody masterpieces that are made in 3D

[@ButterflyStopmotion]

When he said “I just wanna hug you papa.” His nose grew…

[@adamogilvie6951]

This needs to made into a video game. Genuinely love this!

[@katungimagezi4422]

I already thought it was a video game😭😭

[@shiroshirokill]

It's going to be hard to play you can die easily

[@adamogilvie6951]

@@shiroshirokill Lol!

[@adamogilvie6951]

@@shiroshirokill Maybe add some more doors? Don't know, but I think it is an interesting concept.

[@Pineaplle-j1j]

Indeed this would be good for a horror game I loving this

[@Cynikel]

I couldn't help but smile when his nose grew at the phrases: 'I'm scared' and 'I just wanna give you a hug.' What a clever use of his nose growing when he lies. Edit: Holy shit thanks for the likes!!! Y'all are awesome!

[@ahmedattef4118]

He didn't even say that he said I just wanna talk you papa

[@AJ-tk1uo]

@@ahmedattef4118 He literally said that but ok lol

[@lukile3296]

@@ahmedattef4118 0:20 and 0:55, think again.

[@Volti-Vagra]

that makes literally no sense though

[@Volti-Vagra]

he IS talking to him, which wouldnt be lying at that point

[@The2KXperience]

The animation, voice acting, production... Everything is getting up to Hollywood, movie-level standards. I honestly think Meat Canyon may one day be held in the same legendary status as other horror icons like Wes Craven or H R Giger. This is groundbreaking work we are witnessing here. Incredible.

[@JNB0723]

He should work with ALTER which is also top teir quality horror. One episodes animation is worthy of Pixar and another has Joe Kerry from Stranger Things in it... a collab would be fabulous.

[@spoobini]

I agree. The ambient sound design and music felt like i was watching a John Carpenter short

[@santiagogomaz9635]

In the models not that much in some very specific moments, but he managed to hide them very well with the shadows, pretty profesional if i can say so.

[@Jeremiahwilson-yi7pv]

I like to think the blue fairy awkwardly standing in the corner unsure what to say

[@Mcdigits]

If Papa Meat and Hoolopee worked together with some game developers they could make such incredible horror games, this masterpiece of a video is a good example of how good it could be

[@irwinngornelas.2339]

I would pay to play that. Doesn't matter how much.

[@RealKingFreddie]

@it's Morbin Time bots are getting self aware

[@Folfah]

ah just report and all clean!

[@robertovindell]

Whoever voiced Pinocchio did awesome... The beginning when he asked "Do I look like a real boy Papa?" Kinda broke my heart.. lol.

[@yvesus7]

same

[@CadyKorok]

It's Papa. Meet the writer. He has his own series. He also uses this voice in the original. Pinocchio video.!

[@babysealsareyummy]

He's gone so deep into parody that he's horseshoed around into un-ironic masterpieces. I love Meat so much.

[@anawfulperson]

“i love meat so much”

[@supreme_zeeyus]

Pause

[@babysealsareyummy]

@@anawfulperson no no no, you misunderstood! I’m talking about penises!

[@anawfulperson]

@@babysealsareyummy oh thank god, i thought you were talking about meat canyon!

[@ma.ceciliamiculob7803]

The fact that you picked up the knife instead of the candle immediately shows that he didnt want kill Pinocchio

[@fabiofanf3e813]

this is just fantastic from every way the writing the voice acting the models and animations lighting horror and the small details, its just horror perfection

[@HOTD108_]

The models have shockingly low textures actually, but other than that you're right.

[@eurusbaby]

I love how you know he’s evil when his nose grows from saying “He’s scared”

[@KnifesIOS]

Seeing the second doll as he walks into the back room is a great detail. Showing he’s tried to make him several times and it’s never worked. Also means he’s stole and killed at least one other persons son

[@syabilaazri7834]

The moment i saw that this channel begin use 3D, i thought i watching a video game promo... which kind of impressif if this become an actual game

[@teagod2_214]

@@syabilaazri7834 If it ever does everyone gonna be shitting wood.

[@TheCourtJester8]

I wonder about that too, what exactly is he doing wronggot it not to work? Also curious about the instructions, what are they?

[@petrsukenik9266]

​@@TheCourtJester8 he is doing everything by the book And the book is completly wrong, what exactly would you expect for a book that says you shoul kidnap and kill kids

[@scar1323]

or it could of just been a spare from his everyday occupation & he's only sacrificed one child but I like your take better its just what my instincts tell me but its just a short so we have no way to tell for sure but still love this its Horrifically Beautiful sort of a big beautiful bloody full circle of commit monstrous acts & turn into a monster also love that Pinocchio thinks its approrite to hug people with his stomach just demented LOVE IT

[@MuhammadHaris-fn2yn]

Pov: You have one minute left before the exam that is worth 90% of your grade 1:24

[@mikejasonhuntar1751]

I love how when Pinocchio said "I'm scared papa" and "I just wanna hug you papa" his nose grew, indicating that his lying.

[@johnacres-qx2pw]

thank you captain obvious

[@mikejasonhuntar1751]

@@johnacres-qx2pw your welcome

[@LightHouseOnAHill]

I am confused though. What exactly did the Wooden Boy want? Why was he consuming men?

[@mikejasonhuntar1751]

@@LightHouseOnAHill perhaps the wooden boy was famished?

[@Illuminwhy]

@@mikejasonhuntar1751 he needed to eat 2 people

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

Absolutely stunning. The CGI looked like it was made by a professional studio it was that good. The first Meatcanyon animation I saw was the Pinokkio one.. So now it comes full circle

[@Nate-bn5kk]

Maybe he doesn't have all the bells and whistles that a professional studio does, but he's definitely a professional himself.

[@TagetesAlkesta]

Meatcanyon is pretty much a professional studio at this point

[@GuyMcPherson69]

Better than Pixar and DreamWorks lmao

[@internet_yes]

Me too, hes really talented I know that in the future he can be an film artist 🎨

[@Umioko]

What an animation!! The little details where Pinocchio’s nose grows when he says “I’m scared” and “I just want to hug you papa” to indicate he was lying were great touches. Shows he just wants to hunt and devour. 😱

[@atenthunderbolt4215]

All the replies are bots…

[@ParsureArts]

Oh heck, good catch-

[@dezransom5051]

1:11 he missed the opportunity to jump over the table and hide

[@thomasraines1396]

It wouldn’t have mattered, it was a closed room, the only way out was through the door.

[@Echoo_inverted.]

:Good ending unlocked

[@youtubecommentsguy9805]

@@thomasraines1396the other man fcked him over by coming through the damn door.

[@Glassgothgirl]

Exceptional as usual. Definitely love the added touch of the nose growing when he says he's "scared."

[@mekullag]

man that might have been the most effective scare I‘ve seen in a long time, almost a shame it wasn‘t given a little longer to really sink in

[@RooRoove]

I had to rewind it to see that again.

[@DeFaulty101]

Somebody PLEASE make a full version of this! The nose growing with lies lends itself so well to horror!

[@Peanut5-]

Epic sequel

[@mysticflow467]

t r u ee yeah i was like damn his nose giving his lies away

[@Nhmusicoffish]

I haven’t seen any other animator animate things like meat canyon does. And the voice acting is truly incredible. This is insane.

[@aprioriontoast704]

its says in the description the 3d work was done by somebody else , I think he did the voice tho

[@Nhmusicoffish]

@@aprioriontoast704 ahhh i got you

[@ThePizzaPagel]

The animation was so nice,you said it twice No offensive

[@Nhmusicoffish]

@@ThePizzaPagel I didn’t even catch that hahaha

[@jesusriced]

@@ThePizzaPagel that's very offensive

[@mageofheart1145]

When he gets distraught upon realizing he did everything correctly as best as he could tell, I felt that.

[@Mr.DeSomber]

I like how this 3d rendition isn’t just a repeat of the last one but in fact something new with the narrative and lore. Something Disney should consider

[@memelord7643]

The bots are getting smarter that ain meatcanyon

[@Casanova-ir1yf]

The attention to detail as well. Pinocchio's intent to consume his father was told when his lie of just wanting a hug was told & his nose grew. Beautifully detailed.

[@commscan314]

It also grows when he says he's scared, indicating that he evidently isn't.

[@Casanova-ir1yf]

@contactmeMeatCanyon I'm not very familiar with how this all works. But I know how to check a message. To be honest man, the fact that you noticed me is a whole prize itself. Can I pay it forward?

[@Above965]

@@Casanova-ir1yf it's a bot.

[@Above965]

@@Casanova-ir1yf don't trust scammers

[@theantagonist2589]

@@Casanova-ir1yf it's a scam bruh

[@bamboozla9977]

The voice acting and animation is stunning. The bit where Pinocchio lunges for the first time with his mouth open looked so dope. Now there has been 2 toons of Gipetto (can't remember his name fully, sorry) being deathly afraid of what he has created, I love the idea of spinning it and it become Pinocchio being afraid of his father and creator. What he is capable of. Amazing work as usual

[@enthusiasticallydry]

i don’t think he is afraid. his nose grows when he says that

[@TIOLIOfficial]

@@enthusiasticallydry Exactly. I was thinking the same thing.

[@EETROPYYY]

"I just wanted to hug you papa" THAT WAS SINISTER AND TERRIFYING BRO

[@jomornes1770]

im glad meatcanyon followed his passions of horror, because god forbid if he were hornier. love your animations man, it seriously stunning to see the themes, length, and quality boom this past year or two. Horror comedy is my fav kind, and nobody does it better than you. truly.

[@totalguardian1436]

You mean he would've scary NSFW things if he wasn't so passionate for horror?

[@jckoibra2662]

@@totalguardian1436 I mean isn’t that basically what the internet is becoming these days?

[@totalguardian1436]

@valio who asked tho

[@totalguardian1436]

@@jckoibra2662 Becoming? Bro, it always has been this way

[@monki1666]

bruh how is this comedy this is jsut horror

[@theanonymousclub2466]

This is actually so beautiful though??? The lighting is just extraordinary! And the voice acting makes these characters feel lived in! Loved this!!!! Horrifyingly gorgeous ❤️

[@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242]

Oh one character was especially lived in...

[@HOTD108_]

Not really, the textures are pretty rough and that definitely shows.

[@TiPitSgtBuddy]

This is by far more enjoyable to watch then anything from Disney in the past few years. Incredible efforts and evolution from a guy that would do simple drawings and voices, now you have animation that is preposterous! GOOD JOB

[@cosmos_crimsonstone]

🙄🙄🙄wow how creative and edgy

[@slappy8941]

Then and than are different words with different meanings, idiot.

[@TiPitSgtBuddy]

@@slappy8941 i am quite ready to change the letter. I am a french guy livingin Mexico as I learn to talk Spanish. This minor letter is of no concern to me.

[@jeffthompson2216]

Good God, what I wouldn't give to see you guys get full budget, full length film, etc. If this is the barometer for the now and what's to come, there's just gotta' be an Oscar around the corner.

[@o_o-037]

It's been 6 months since you've done a parody of a pre-existing cartoon. Now I understand why. This is a Masterpiece!

[@ni06no]

L

[@Madimightus]

If your talking about Stink Fiend then it would of been 4 months

[@marmitacomunista5247]

I freaking love the touch of horror when he said "I just wanna hug you papa" and then his nose grows

[@santiago_el_fan_de_missa]

dont trust him

[@santiago_el_fan_de_missa]

Oh no

[@savannahhague4989]

I agree, you can tell it’s not really his Pinocchio in there. It’s an evil entity brought out by his grief and madness.

[@JoshuaM8]

The combination of you and Hoolopee is a match made in heaven, love it! Early Christmas treat

[@jonathaningram8157]

For a second I thought he wake up in the Skyrim cart

[@quasar7951]

I can't be the only one hoping for a possible part 2 to this, it ends on a cliff hanger

[@Pepb1TheCan]

Yeah, It’d Be Cool To See Gepetto (However It’s Spelt) Puppets Adventures In a Sequel

[@moreplease394]

No it doesn't end on a cliff hanger. It does have an open ending though but the message is clear by itself

[@moreplease394]

@@Pepb1TheCan Geppetto is correct; Im Italian

[@Pepb1TheCan]

@@moreplease394 Thanks For The Correction

[@finlandball1939]

This-this is brilliant. I can’t believe this is what your channel has finally come around to. I’m so glad to see this horror content look like this. From a simple animated parody channel to full on horror more bonechilling than any creepypasta...

[@Keith_loves_waffles]

Is nobody talking about the fact that this is a updated version of the old one

[@BigBrainGamer58]

I thought that was just kinda obvious

[@finlandball1939]

@@BigBrainGamer58 Oh I loved the older one but this………. This is something else entirely! It’s a whole nother ballgame! Meat canyon hit it out of the park with this one and with hiring the person who animated it! This could be a full on video game!

[@Keith_loves_waffles]

@@BigBrainGamer58 just be had a different line instead

[@scrubbgaming]

This is actually a cinematic master piece the fact that in such a short time you can tell all the backstory without it even being explained

[@dylansimmons7164]

This needs to be a game

[@mainetwo6356]

As always, Meatcanyon has added another thing to “things I can’t unsee”. Love it everytime