The World's Smallest Joint

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[@mattsmagicmycology21295]

Me in HS with the last bit of weed.

[@michaelmohney2531]

When I first started smoking I was deathly afraid of bongs so I would roll everything I had even little ones like this a few times 🤣

[@Unstrict]

This fed promoting an online trap house in your reply 😂

[@deejay5781]

@@Unstrict psychadelics at that 😅

[@rslongshot7453]

@@Unstrict W shrooms

[@texastoast9629]

Im so glad i have a good bong, whenever im under a .5, the bong is the way to go.

[@kensyre]

Honey I shrunk the za.

[@lancelotkillz]

quit saying za.. u sound like a tik toker

[@kensyre]

@@lancelotkillz worth it for the 70 likes imo.

[@lancelotkillz]

Ugh...

[@lancelotkillz]

New rule. Anyone using that will be sentenced to DEATH ☠️

[@kensyre]

@@lancelotkillz fair enough 😂

[@flockwitaglock2139]

When your 13 and broke, this is just called a joint

[@goodguycg]

You no I smoked a lot of them in the 90

[@gazzy9136]

I smoke these now and I’m 25 and not broke. I roll up 0.1 or less in a joint. Most I’ll roll is 0.2. Gets be stoned and don’t need to smoke stupid amounts and waste money. Smoke a 0.1 joint and be stoned for 3+ hours.

[@miggyvigil1631]

​@@gazzy9136fr then when you smoke a lot you get all stupid

[@BananaTimeYoo]

@@gazzy9136 0.02gz and it gets you baked?👀 are you sure its not placebo 🥴

[@SnmSnm-gb1iu]

Ong bro I just rolled up one of these yesterday 😂

[@apollob3772]

When u find the last roach but aint re-up

[@jaybasil3694]

This is how you swallow a joint on accident. Inhaling so hard you inhale the mfkin roach

[@iluvmaad1785]

done this before 🤣🤣🤣 back of my throat all burnt up

[@roneilrd]

U Americans be so aggressive with the rouch😅 ​@@iluvmaad1785

[@Yoziipapatizzi]

when you run out but you trynna scrap together a blunt 🤣

[@CRAYOLAENTTICO.]

For real

[@fabyunproductionz9506]

I did this bruh cut regular size rolling paper in half. Lol micro cones. Micro blunt. 😂

[@toogaytolift9176]

One too many times I've been searching through every crevice of my room looking for a nug or smthing to fill out a blunt

[@6636j]

Me rn scrapping residue from my pipes

[@22don30]

Ong 💀

[@javiersahagun1809]

Don’t you ever disrespect me pulling up to the smoke session with these ☠️

[@BurlyGustOfAir]

Everyone acting like they ain't rolled themselves a roach joint that size before.

[@Trashcanrecordztopic]

🤡👎

[@NameNameagh]

Nah bro, That's what bowls are for😅

[@Codshtuagd]

@@NameNameaghwe ain’t all start out with bowls bro

[@adryanschindel1431]

@@Codshtuagdu right, that’s why u crush a can and poke some holes, hollow out an apple, make a bong with a water bottle, make a gravity bong, etc.

[@migek]

@@adryanschindel1431I would do pen caps hahah sooo bad

[@lola4869]

you clearly haven’t seen one of my joints when I’m down bad 😂

[@huknlipzfishing]

Bro as at 14 that was an everyday thing. Picking up tiny nugs you dropped on the carpet. Grabbing the flashlight to try to scavenge hunt for the biggest nugs. Good memories

[@rowanc1ty358]

ik right finding a big chunk and getting hype

[@Professorgenitals]

​@scrubbybard380yeah we aren't denying that dude , however your judgement is seen and apreciated . It's nice to see that people can be so understanding of teenagers that were desperate to change the way they felt

[@yofedstyhrega4594]

​@tikemyson3627does that even work aren't you just ruining the thc

[@sneakkvy]

@@yofedstyhrega4594nah if you heat it correctly, it decarboxylizes the thcA into thc and you can drink it. never done it though, and never will.

[@imjustaguy4340]

I never dropped them in the first place so i actually never did that, searched my saved jars and packages tho, saved resin(dont do that) broke open glass vape jars to put on a wrapping paper and smoke the papers for the wax in the vape pens through a bong, so glad my med card is gona last till im 21 cuase street weed is like 25$ 3.5 grams and i smoke that in a day or 2

[@ghostguwap]

when you smoke 3g out the 3.5 and got .5 left

[@isaiahsilva1557]

That's like a .2

[@derindusch4424]

@isaiah Silva thank you for knowing 😭.5 like a skim blunt Brodie

[@KaYem_inc]

You mean when you smoked 6/7 of the 8th

[@mikesunknown6510]

@@KaYem_inc nb sayin tht

[@KaYem_inc]

@@mikesunknown6510 i just did. Your statement is invalid

[@jenemostwanted4474]

Crazy how youtube is recommended a vice short with them literally smoking weed, yet whole youtube channels are shadow banned for the same thing 🤨

[@mahamadukajakeh75]

Makes someone wonder uh

[@Captain_Dick_Swett]

Seems like Vice can do what they want

[@anthonyn1157]

Vice gets away with everything under the guise of journalism. I smell preferential treatment from KZbin.

[@George-pl7eu]

Wait till find out you can watch naked yoga on here

[@tempest2k299]

We don’t need mfers getting paid to take bong rips c’mon now 😂

[@projectdelta50]

Exactly how I first started at 17 from a random dude that offered me a macro joint of purple haze while I was out fishing at 3 AM. I took the dumbest risk of my life but it turned out to be the best choice I've ever made. We caught 5 monster spider crabs and decent thresher, we cooked all that food on one of them outdoor park BBQ pits and shared the food with tons of people. Best day ever!

[@ItsApollo-hi7ux]

Sounds pretty fucking dope ngl

[@bryanpagan3122]

Fucking awesome

[@zayyanhussain1994]

Weed bringing people together since the 50’s ✨

[@Halausher]

​@@zayyanhussain1994 stay halal g😂😂

[@zayyanhussain1994]

@@Halausher Insha’allah we try 💯

[@FrankyHollywood]

Homie pulling on a dead roach 🤣

[@Shockingandoutrageous]

It’s called a roach. Only the real ones know the struggle 😂

[@yariperez00]

Dudes lip enclosed that whole joint

[@TheGreatWall22]

Foreal, "it hits" not no more after you niggr lipped it 💀

[@SETTHENARRATIVE2]

that's a 90s joint from the hood

[@MT-xx5cd]

Definitely racist

[@liljuz1981]

used to roll 3 out a dime

[@iwillloveyoursoulifyourepl5557]

Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣 its always a 0,2 white paper wit that chronic in it

[@pothead2194]

@@liljuz1981 I used to roll like 5-6 with a .5 😭😭😭skinny lil ass shits I used to be down bad cuh

[@jsav6058]

​@@pothead2194 Noo man .5 is one J🤣Buy a sack and split it not buy a pack and bust it down😭

[@Sykoutdubz]

Homie pulls up to the sesh w this everytime

[@aaron614]

😂😂😂

[@KingKongFingerJoints]

Nah that’s crazy🤨😂😂😂

[@tenakoe4258]

That's why I never smoke with homos.

[@weega9852]

That one homie that never stops hitting the roach 😂

[@charlesonmasters680]

When all your weed is gone so you go searching for every roach you’ve left behind

[@davidmendoza2698]

Dats a prison joint

[@MidTierVillain]

The infamous penitentiary joint, which will cost you a couple days of commissary, and 2 hits of tobacco. Lol

[@deagle2yadome696]

50 bucks 🤣

[@305VegasStrong]

Dey don't know

[@dariusgwathney5513]

I was waiting to see someone say this. I literally told myself imma scroll down a lil bit more and if I don't see no one say it yet I'm Finna say it right now lmao but I came across your comment I'm really surprised no one ain't say it sooner tho honestly. not that it's a big deal it's really not that serious but that's the first thing I thought when I seen the small ass stick joint tho lmao I'm not institutionalized or nothing either I ain't been to jail in 10 years and when I was it was less than 2 years and it was the first and last time I went to jail. but every joint was like this. cigarettes too unless someone managed to get an actual pack in. even if they do they will break each cigarette open and make a million lil cigarettes out of em anyway lmao

[@ytelpeloncito5151]

I will trade for coffee in jail

[@hubertfarnsworth8506]

Roaches always hit the hardest

[@butteryboi2495]

That aint even a roach tho ! Roaches hit hard because the resin of the thc and nicotine melt down the inside of the blunt and cause resin moisture a buildup by the mouth piece. Which technically raises the thc percentage and nicotine percentage by small amounts the more of the blunt you smoke. But it has no residue if you just cut a tiny paper and make it into the joint/blunt. The joint they had is more paper then kush…. Sad

[@chokichocat3083]

Yeah besides I didn't see no clip

[@Jason-un9ps]

That’s a roach leg, bro

[@DexterTheMethOrphann]

⁠@@butteryboi2495also because there’s less material to filter the smoke and less room for it to cool.

[@fortnightplayer85]

The hotter of the Cherry burns the more Stone you get

[@WhoisSayge]

1st graders:" I'm like so high rn" Too many people in the replies dont get the joke lmao. Its cuz the joint is so small

[@vaperzworld6020]

💀

[@badskull9999]

😂😂💀

[@bugglemagnum6213]

tf, what are you in 2nd grade

[@WhoisSayge]

@@bugglemagnum6213 Wym lol

[@monclerain4122]

Technically that weed strand alone a fucc those kids up one lil hit

[@Faith-zg6xq]

He shoulda said “I’m smoking on that broccoli”😂😂😂

[@amireftekhari6513]

If they think that's a small joint they've never been to jail.

[@HurlingMongroach]

At that point it may as well be fetty 😂 ur gonna get a much better high

[@aoerboy]

If you know ya know lol

[@ProdJMO9]

@@HurlingMongroachspice

[@HurlingMongroach]

@@ProdJMO9 i know sneaking in fetty would be much better though especially if u want a high that is strong u just dilute the dosage I’m not talking about spice, spice is just a freaky drug i swear no 1 on youtube ever understands what anyone is saying lmao 🤣 fetty will last u a long time if u don’t use it like crazy and u feel really good

[@jamesevans6271]

Aint no joint gettn smaller than that

[@captain8960]

Let's hotbox this room, fellas 🤣🤣🤣

[@Spacemaaan]

Let's hotbox this closet 😂😂😂

[@Mac181]

I been smoking bud for like 20 years and came to realize you don’t gotta smoke that much I bet that linnet got them high

[@imjustaguy4340]

I realised that when i started, only need alot when you smoke alot

[@sminor193]

@@imjustaguy4340 I smoke a lot but I know in the back of my head I really don’t need to smoke as much as I do I just like to be super high all the time lol but when I run out I can hit a bowl like once or twice and be almost the same level and I smoke all the time so I think it’s a head thing Edit ✍️: maybe not once but twice usually does the trick but more is better is my point depends on how gas it is

[@mrbill9248]

To think i been smoking almost double that since 1984 ...39 years 😮

[@dannoblin242]

yessir. when you got real fire, some living soil grown organic or veganic like i grow, all you need is one hit off a one hitter to be maxed out for 6-8 hours. if you say you’re not maxxed out, you’re just lying to yourself. i smoked more than wiz khalifa at one point, and what i grow is so strong it would put the most veteran smokers down. people are just over consuming in america, like they always have. thanks matrix for making this country full of disgusting greedy slobs that over consume everything they do unless it’s something like exercise or health habits

[@GrapheneOxideIsInCVVax]

​@@mrbill9248 Wow that's a long time congratulations 🎉👏 How do you enjoy your cannabis?

[@whoamarcelus]

Imagine Stuart Little with one of those

[@Mystic_Midget420]

Or even George Shrinks

[@thepower1429]

He going to downtown yodie-city

[@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk]

That’s called a jailhouse joint

[@sav1679]

Bro bout to be high for 30 seconds

[@SocalHashman]

"That's a toothpick man"-Tommy Chong

[@dr0n3droid]

"I think we're stopped man"

[@erickrohn2970]

Naw man that's your dick lol

[@cloudzack1090]

Thats a damn string from my shirt kinda joint

[@zacharycannon3651]

"Oh wait, that is a toothpick man."

[@whereswaldo7852]

That was literally my comment lol. I swear that’s what I wrote before I saw this comment.

[@briankc619]

When you sneak some weed into a correctional facility ...

[@ABCG_CASHFLOW]

That’s bigger than a prison joint 😂

[@brandtsweet]

😅 hardly though...and probably the same price assuming its "legal"

[@douBBle0306]

Nah it ain't lol I was in jail 2020 to 2023 and we was literally smoking 0.5 or gram spliffs lol

[@iamlegend5190]

That ain't even a mosquito leg!

[@agentc07]

Met Dram a couple years ago in Norfolk! Super down to earth guy

[@TingoWYA]

Norfolk has decent weed not the best though

[@zacksram]

Dam Norfolk, VA?

[@TingoWYA]

@@zacksram yup

[@400Redsport]

Is no one going to mention that a macro joint would actually be massive af? That is certainly a MICRO joint though.

[@johnnypopovich905]

Dude rolled a roach...LMFAO

[@nonstar321]

in prison thats just a joint

[@OnlyGeeRas]

we all had a day like this before🤣 Highschool was CRAZYYY😭 we was getting high every morning by any means

[@dawgunna]

No one who takes weed seriously would bother with this.

[@whereswaldo7852]

“That looks like a toothpick, heyyyyy it is a toothpick.”

[@NoMansLand901]

actually thats not tiny in my opinion! How is that even tiny? Not huge yeah but should be ok right? Thats definitely average in my personal opinion

[@R0FLC4T5]

Spoken like a true 4 incher

[@debaajmat7307]

Pulled out that joint from the beginning of Up in Smoke

[@zacktarbet9538]

That's about the size my dad rolls em 🤣

[@GseWorldwide]

- When the homie has to finally roll up with his weed.

[@silentkillzrbeats511]

No way they passed that around 😂

[@danielvalladares3531]

When your friend that never pitches in for weed but is always there to smoke yours when the time comes..... Your cheap friend that never ever has any weed finally says I'm gonna spark you guys up today I got a joint....his joint: so small can barely even see it thinking it's a Roach

[@tinaanderson200]

😂😂😂🪳 🪳

[@ignacioalfaro6007]

So specific and we all had that one friend

[@cleonRIP]

That was pretty much me at any party I was invited to in college. Too many stoned schnorers and I just had a part-time job 😄

[@andrewlifeisforliveing1121]

I love tiny zooters so good for stressful situations, or when you are staying with family and can’t go outside in the early house of the night.

[@bestperson1234]

Must be tiny as hell

[@sugaformysuga2741]

I be cutting my shi in half

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

Try pulling up to the function and telling everyone “don’t worry, I brought the micro joint” 😂

[@tyquarriuscampbell5004]

Bro made a microscopic roach🤣

[@chimpodyssey]

That’s a damn roach not no j 😂

[@vickimeyers2672]

Doesn't anyone use roach clips anymore? 😂

[@KBWeeds]

I used my first one this year. Weed was so good I took it all the way down!

[@bigbelix]

nah b i use a dynavap instead

[@RazorSharp2004]

No I use my fingers like a man

[@GratefulEd907]

My wife has her moms roach clip from the 70s we don’t use it though well I have but we don’t LOL the old alligator clips with leather strips with feathers and beads.

[@screaminlordbyron7767]

How has this only got 8 likes bro haha

[@opieobannion1679]

THE FACE AT THE END TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharonmiller7213]

drams face after the imaginary hit lmao

[@krunk9790]

Aah the good ol micro joint , when i have only one gram for a whole week thats them , you gotta know and love em lol

[@bestperson1234]

Makes more sense to just use a pipe or one hitter if you’re down like that

[@MidTierVillain]

1 gram for a whole week!? Man, just roll it all up..take a couple hits a night after you finish that days task- you’re teasing yourself stretching that little bit.

[@bestperson1234]

@@MidTierVillain Or better yet, get a one hitter or bong, you can stretch that 1 gram into 10-20 decents hits. That's 3 a day, thats enough for each whole evening as long as you savour it lol. Source: I was in this position last week.

[@MidTierVillain]

@@bestperson1234 I have too, I’m sure we all have- it makes you appreciate your stash a little more

[@krunk9790]

@@MidTierVillain lmfao!!!!!

[@holden6104]

I remember sifting through ashtrays for micro joints in college. Yep, your dignity takes a nosedive quick when you're jonesing.

[@mxnd420]

u weird

[@him4427]

​@@mxnd420you obviously don't know the struggle

[@kevinnewsham5211]

Rolled a pinner and called it a micro joint….the gentrification of marijuana ladies and gents

[@111wikka]

their just goofing off stop whining

[@kevinnewsham5211]

@@111wikka they’re* and it’s a joke. Take your tampon out and relax.

[@LeaveEFT]

Imagine gatekeeping za

[@lucasperez9758]

“gentrification of marijuana”-🤓

[@naNyxxZ]

yo speedy, pinners are thin n long. this a micro cuz it's really short n thin like your pp.

[@mr.kratos1883]

Watching this from India be like seeing someone binge-eat pizza while you're on a strict diet..😅

[@Correc7edAuraYT]

So basically you're just smoking a roach....

[@tpp4007]

They still smoked it, some crack heads man.

[@titodenino]

dont waste my time with this bs

[@WHAT3V3RMAN3]

Agreed that right there is a toothpick

[@TheOriginalCameron]

When your friend asks if you wanna match

[@CoolTVent]

Didn’t know mastering the art of smoking roaches set me up for this micro joint 😂

[@MykelBuble-ih2hr]

he smokin the offspring of a roach bro

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

B-Real is low-key pissed about that little ass joint😂😂😂

[@187mrsmith]

Me now when I only got 1 lil nug left

[@chunter3882]

The last time I did that I got punched in my face.

[@aaronmann8051]

When you realize you aint got no weed left

[@AmethystOrnella1027]

Calling a Roach a Micro Joint is pretty bold 😂

[@mikhailmushroomavich5372]

I found a big nugget under my sofa once when I was looking for a lighter.

[@vtech920]

I've smoked smaller, not because I wanted to, but I had very little weed left.

[@mansoaptheif]

Got this STRAIGHT out of prison. Shoulda called it a prison joint

[@benlozier3290]

Why does everybody act like they're in high school when they smoke? It's equivalent to acting like a frat boy when you drink.

[@bRiMaTiOn]

This is what we were like in High School.

[@kogdevo2041]

DRAM looked at that bih like he ain’t get shii out of that pull😂😂

[@makebelieveoppression]

Lil Wayne twisted that up. It looked like a Philly titan when he had it

[@ericgomez1616]

These are the joints people smoke when they tell me they smoke 8 joints a day

[@shorenotchia3389]

This like that Cheech and Chong Skit where Chong swallows the roach 😂

[@ojsimpsonofficial]

Man Vice used the be so informative and cutting edge

[@isaaksuper8929]

My man rolled a fresh roach 😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@diamondnova7598]

When you been smoking roaches so this is just deja vu for you lol 😂😂

[@joek2430]

When u got loads of papers but not enough weed or roach😂😂😂

[@gi-joe_510CA]

Seeing dram smoking a lil ass joint is surreal 😂

[@itsok6640]

Fact : Pot turns people into human oatmeal.

[@Nxpo_]

That’s how old heads roll up and be high as hell 😂

[@BrandonMobley614]

When your buddy calls you up and asks if you wanna match.

[@daylemackintosh9966]

My guy at the end got the roach he was not happy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RadonehereGamer]

He not rolling in broccoli with that lil thing 😅

[@p3_820]

Smoking that will make you remember everything after a minute💀💀

[@johnmarstonplays69]

Bro rolled a roach

[@colbymarsh2074]

People will only be happy to see something this small the first time around

[@ibeentossinaunties]

You know dram would never be seen rollin sum broccoli into that💀💀

[@Him-bl9kx]

When it’s Thursday before payday and you’re down to that last roach

[@Morgan-uf4id]

bro that’s straight up D.R.A.M,of course he’s got the broccoli🤣

[@michaelnewman3671]

"it's so tiny" "NO ITS NOT ITS AVERAGE"

[@bojan-bogdanovic]

Whoever said “macro” you know fried af

[@anamariapando8032]

Usually my weed loud but this mf quiet 😂😂😂

[@winnsday]

You rolled a roach and called it a micro joint 😂

[@markusgeimer3099]

Bro when your tight on weed, the things you do are incredible

[@deziolivas9908]

that one scene from cheech and chong up in smoke lmfao