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[@amberd.883]

Why is your tree naked 10 days before Christmas, Tom? Stop gooning, get it together!

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

Good news, the tree is clothed in lights now

[@FenNick1994]

Damn rich kids nowadays with their high-tech tricks. Back in my day when we wanted to swindle people, we went door to door asking random suckers for recyclable bottles, to fund our "school trip". Need i say we bought candy instead?

[@Ryuu44]

Damn psychos! You really couldn't do something more honest, like stream giving birth, or licking shit of a toilet?

[@shhhhhhhhhhhh-j1x]

brother was born in 1906

[@ender2912]

CEO Unc right here

[@martymcfly88mph35]

Nose candy**

[@FenNick1994]

@@martymcfly88mph35 You had to take a ride in a white automobile van for that...

[@8111y]

Tom's hair sure grew back fast. Wise choice growing it out. He was looking like Simple Jack from Tropic thunder with the short hair.

[@ManLikeChesh]

I see anyone mention tropic thunder and just know theyre my people 😂

[@suckleberryfinn]

u never go full returd

[@hitmanx200]

That haircut made my eyes rain

[@PhyrexianFleshgorger]

He's cut it since this. Lmfao this is pre filmed? Is that the joke you're making?

[@cardermiller6656]

@@PhyrexianFleshgorgerI mean his hair is a little shorter then this but basically back to this style. He must have watched a video from a month ago or something.

[@yourfeedYT]

We all know Darius is the chosen one. We just refuse to accept it

[@unstaybul]

Darius is the messiah

[@novice2778]

Tom has the same kind of mustach as a wise old asian man

[@New_Gaming_Chair]

Chats moving so slow everyone will know I'm gay

[@shiddedandfarded-m3n]

We could tell

[@Faust2911]

Good for you.

[@johnnyflannigan136]

The semen on your face tells the story

[@valerius9751]

old and stale meme 🥱

[@NemesisDestroys]

Darius sounds like Regigigas 😂😂😂

[@orangecone]

LOL BHELP

[@Beanzops]

Registeel

[@theslavicsailor6654]

A livestream of a birth to pump crypto is the most 21st century thing ever

[@lowzillaofcourse360]

The FTC gonna need an expansion to fucking investigate all of this shit lmao.

[@theaccountant5846]

Yeah right. Trump just replaced lina khan for someone much more favorable to him and cryptocurrency. This is crypto bull run season lmaooo

[@intrepidwitness]

Good to see my nigga Trev gettin some respect on his name

[@ManLikeChesh]

Nigga your whiter than me and im pasty 😂😂

[@fakename2123]

REAL

[@lucid622]

bro is literally the male equivalent of Fascist.eth

[@macaphony4320]

The Darius Thickens

[@Dy0rk]

Darius thickums

[@ashbha4138]

1:05 love this vid because you can clearly hear her say "H-cup"

[@ikefromsmashbros9237]

I know drama and stuff is the money-maker, but I'd love to see more videos like this about general internet curiosities. You've got a really entertaining style and I'd love to see you get to focus on what you really find interesting.

[@mcnultyssobercompanion6372]

I haven't eaten since Thursday and all my socks have holes, but I swear to Christ when Tom drops ShawnCoin, I'm liquidating my food stamps and going in, full bore. To the moooooooooooooon _cough_ _wheeze_

[@chuco915C]

💀

[@calebcrawford7228]

It’s also worth noting that the guy who shaved his eyebrows off on stream was the same guy who went viral a few months ago for not sleeping for months

[@DemonInPain]

Bro how is this not main channel worthy? This is so interesting and fascinating

[@gotsnaps]

14:11 you know that’s the galaxy gas kid right his names Trevor lmao

[@1hatsunemikufan336]

Tom I’ve been thinking about you

[@ZeeManCan]

Tom Dark The kinda guy to make a joke about Thailand and then show a clip of Jappan

[@thomp]

Maybe the clip was supposed to be Thailand but the women were trying to solicit the Japanese businessman

[@Kolbua]

Japan*

[@ZeeManCan]

@Kolbua yea I know lol it was a typo I was too lazy to fix

[@ZeeManCan]

@thomp that clip is in japan. That dude is a Japanese Corn actor who does comedy skits on his own social media. Not sure if he's retired and does these skits for fun or if he does them as promotion for his films lolol but either way, it's in Japan 🤓👆

[@UKinQ8Gaming]

This is probably the funniest TT video ive seen, and no pdf files. Please do more dry comedy like this Tom ❤

[@buta2]

12:17 Tom's secret brother

[@keotobloodrose9213]

Pretty sure this is just a symptom of the fact that our money is all fake anyway... Which is weird to think about.

[@jimboSleeeeiiice]

It used to be based on gold which people like to dismiss and question the value of which is hilarious because its value has been literally the one consistent thing for all of humanity. Not the actual numeric value of each “unit” of it whatever any society considered a unit but our use of it. Digital is not a replacement. And needless to say neither was paper.

[@keotobloodrose9213]

@@jimboSleeeeiiice One thing people don't realize is they didn't replace it with paper, they replaced it with debt. It's a weird rabbit hole but once you know it you can't unknow. Every dollar in your pocket represents a dollar worth of debt the government owes to the Federal Reserve Bank, which, is a company about as federal as FedEx.

[@g3nj1]

Go to a casino and bet it all on black? What is this, Fishtank?

[@racoons_]

14:06 this guy made me 3 billion dollars you should definitely trust him

[@fakename2123]

i can confirm, he loaned me 1 million dollars just the other week

[@chuco915C]

You bought caca coin?

[@Ryzard]

This seems like something 4chan would have done 10 years ago lmao

[@Sweger12]

Tom make me your personal turkey

[@weslow7642]

my friend got into meme coins and made and lost $500 in a day

[@DaJoost075]

15 views in 1 minute. Tom is definitely not Turkey anymore

[@JayWilkins-zh7fx]

Wait darius is a meme? I been watching that boy for years and i had absolutely NO IDEA that he had attained meme lord status good for him ❤

[@redwolf92]

the site where Boogie was cremated, memories.

[@davidchristmas2652]

Oh the joys of growing up with Logan and Jack. Any chance you would look into a deep dive into Dope or Nope? Something is weird there.

[@angeloluna529]

Make Blackface Great Again

[@General_Junkie]

When was it never not great?

[@toastytoonsya]

Is this an attempt at a joke or are you just regarded?

[@General_Junkie]

@toastytoonsya they're regarded highly in the blackface community as you just stated. VERY regarded. Glad you recognize this!! Welcome!!

[@toastytoonsya]

@@General_Junkie You're not really funny? A lot of youtubers with children fans always have stupid humour (racist, homophobic, whatever just picture an adin ross viewer) Hopefully its just a phase for you.

[@kroilx]

​@@toastytoonsyaToms said the nword multiple times and constantly quotes 4chan/"incel" humour and slang, are you lost? haha

[@J276]

Building a cryptocurrency should be about problem solving. It is just sad how they would do it to hard people and it’s sad.

[@PlutoProducedIt]

nobody wants to talk about the liquidity issues with most of these coins tho

[@jimboSleeeeiiice]

9:55 no. The kids and parents deserve what is coming to them. It’s their responsibility for letting their child browse the internet in the first place, let alone set up multiple scams and collect money from them.

[@Stardustum]

The galactic mothership sonar communication is definently my favorite darius stim

[@The13thRonin]

Society really needs consequences again.

[@justinfowler5761]

They need to bring back the live stream

[@2010jakeybgoode]

7:33 Butters…. YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!!!

[@Livvia2204]

Darius should make music if he doesn’t already. His stims are really impressive and musically brilliant

[@viralswim]

You left out the part where they took and held that quant kids puppy dog hostage.

[@GalaxyNewsTelevision]

20:01 - I wish this were true, but I remember seeing a post on /biz where a dude dumped 1k in dozens of random shitcoins and documented all of it, and one of them happened to be shiba so he's fuckin loaded now.

[@Kiyuja]

0:29 bro is speaking like Sans from Undertale

[@joji2937]

Tom the kinda guy who is chill

[@nerv2005]

Turkey coin when?

[@PlutoProducedIt]

that’s my dev right there

[@ender2912]

Bro has a blank Christmas tree

[@ImJustCam]

6:00 BEN AND EMIL MENTION RAH🔊🔊🔊🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@bendyarms]

Ben and Emil clip 👀

[@criminals112]

nice christmas bush you got there

[@sbjodie5174]

Never beating the falling off allegations 😢

[@mcnultyssobercompanion6372]

100% worse than the guyliner accusations. AND WHERE THE FUCK IS SHAWNTHEHORSE

[@headkicked]

Too busy beating his dick

[@MusicIsKindaDope]

I love watching people that dont spend time/know what pumpfun is discover pumpfun 😂😂

[@RitTF2]

Crackhead dev on the ThomasDark KZbin channel….what a crossover

[@lvlucci]

15:50 scam pepper is wild

[@Samtheman902]

Toms the type of guy to think he’s a bigger Darius fan than me

[@skr1my]

i goon to turkey tom ❤❤

[@candrewk9710]

TURKEY TOM COIN JUST DROPPED 🔥🪙💵 to the moon!!!!

[@skersein]

tom kinda looks like turkey tom idk

[@Tom_Bee_]

It's a wig

[@ayaassi892]

if you go and actually buy coins on this platform you’re literally begging to get scammed

[@glorysclub]

I’m up 3K this month.

[@ThelastBastionn]

@@glorysclubteach me

[@ayaassi892]

@ based ngl

[@hondrjresqsriii]

12:16 TREV THE GOAT 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[@christopherkinsella3912]

I don’t feel bad for anyone falling for any of this. Why would I? How many Nigerian princes need to scam you before you learn?

[@waycaster2912]

Holy shit didn't expect to see Ben and amil on tomdark lol

[@sodapopcurtis7396]

That’s not the red light district in Thailand…I know that district very well

[@deagle2yadome696]

Best*** Cause we gettin money, please do not act like you know me.

[@Anthony-uz5tj]

you did buy the pass coin tho right ?

[@Doughboi_Snowboi]

Who’s here is 3047?

[@Adolesence]

my beautiful luxurious king darius ❤

[@rossginn1171]

Please do KZbin’s worst crypto livestreamers,,,, I think they’re is several to choose from rite now

[@biggchillin3109]

ITS DARIUS DAY

[@StizzardLizzard]

Boogie got scammed during the ICO craze which was similar but somehow pump is actually worse

[@justchan2443]

I'm glad Darius is reaching KZbin, he is the goat hmhmhmhmhmhhhmhmh

[@Soi6TurboMonger]

i litteraly bought a Porsche gt3 from racist pumpfun coins

[@Pizzaplanet140]

Tom the type of guy

[@SlashinatorZ]

Who's proud to say they've never spent a single dollar on Crypto?

[@killme1186]

I only use it to buy drugs I swear

[@Youarat225]

me!!! me!

[@noobwork-norskgaming6540]

What, no one? I wish i spent more earlier

[@Anthony05171998]

Uhhh no…statistically those are wayyyyy better odds then a casino

[@F1REPROOFED]

Can you stop being a poopoo monkey?

[@melon-qm7ed]

darius the all knowing

[@homi7760]

Well i mean if you snipe meme coin you can actually make a pretty decent buck you just need to sell in time.

[@zorlockthewarlock5961]

Bro fell on

[@puffpuffpass3214]

It's only going to be profitable if you leverage connections you make for the most part. Otherwise its luck. This isn't a theory but an observation that has been tested

[@niallau]

The car wash stim is all time.

[@wa2k360]

crypto is back baby

[@davidchristmas2652]

Logan could pop out some lunchilys and be the baby. That's how it could be worse. And you know he would.

[@Erebus___]

new video by the goat

[@mcnultyssobercompanion6372]

_Shawn le equus_

[@kappamcspankies]

I can't even pause and see what you've shown on 11:54 please do better next time

[@Duderino420]

I saw him at the Diddy party.

[@nvm.its.nothingmarc7254]

yo what up tom its been a minute

[@jj1reland]

based tomdark upload w

[@MyDogJason]

the kid at 15:50 scammed sam pepper for 20k

[@1hatsunemikufan336]

Tom loves darius how u love Tom

[@matiascastro5155]

not even 10k views and aan hour has gone by. shame on you tom.

[@HYPERDRIVE-oy9rk]

W fallout new vegas reference

[@CancelHappiness]

Gen z are old and irrelevant. It's Gen Alphas time now

[@J276]

1:09 she said h cup

[@Cossr31]

someone knows how I can transfer my crypto to an exchange with Bitget wallet seed bc it says it’s not available in USA no more It won’t let me go in it and it gave me this 12 words (image you tuition loan endless kit north item dice during home filter

[@I_AM_ZOLTAN]

Darius is the sniper

[@donnahager-wi8tk]

youre the best man

[@pearson710]

i wanna eat your hair tom its like cotton candy

[@Travis-r7s]

What do you have to say about the cop caller allegations 😂😂

[@brady257]

More crypto content pls daddy Tom :3

[@VanceVanced]

Give me money?