The WORST 2024 NFL Mock Draft

Straight from the mind that brought you the worst NCAA tournament picks and the worst pronunciations of Midwestern cities comes Yet Another NFL Mock Draft, for no reason other than that I'd like to. I've always loved doing NFL mock drafts ever since I was a freshman in high school over 8 years ago, writing mocks for my high school newspaper and getting approximately 6% of my picks right. But that's the fun thing about mock drafts---they don't have to be right! It's close to impossible to predict who will trade to who and what selections will be made after that. The importance is in how fun they are.
Now I'll never be Brett Kollman or Bengal, and this is definitely a departure from the college and historical content you guys normally expect from me, but hey---the draft is in a couple days in Detroit and it'll be exciting for me to see who my favorite team will draft, as I'm sure it is for a few of you guys as well. And some of you guys tend to like these more chill videos from me. I know my girlfriend does, lol. She thinks my narrator voice is too different from my normal video.
But anyway, let me know what you think your team's selection will be in the draft! Will they trade up or down? Take an all-pro?

[@cows543]

Cooper Dejean to the Packers would just be so undeniably funny I think it needs to happen

[@lukeontheplains]

That's what I'm saying

[@joeym5243]

I like the chiefs picking an OT, although if some special WR or DB drops, I see them picking them up instead. Also agree with the evaluation of Sinnott

[@sportstrap4285]

In my opinion, Drake Maye will be the biggest bust in this draft if Washington plays him right away. Watch his tapes against good defenses specifically good pass rushes, he folds under pressure it’s no coincidence that the 2 best defense he played (NC State and Clemson) were far and away his worst games

[@curghi3851]

this actually is pretty good, dalukes. love your content man!

[@BENgalFan1369]

Actually love it, as a bengals fan when I heard you were a chiefs fan and this being the 'worst mock' had me quaking in my boots, gotta say probably top 10 ones I've seen. I also quite frequently end up trading down. Also, have you by chance seem Brett Colemans? Also, WHO DEY 🐅 🐅 🐅

[@JB-tl8rj]

23:37 Johnnathan Harbaugh was talking about rebuilding the O-Line after losing Morgan Moses and Kevin Zietler so OT Jordan Morgan, OT Tyler Guyton, OT Kingsley Suamataia or OT Patrick Paul could be the pick there I personally want them taking Patrick Paul at 30 or maybe a reciever like Xavier Leggette

[@IndianaIsaac]

Seems like a solid mock. This draft seems to be so unknown outside of the 1st pick lol

[@gabegoff5307]

Great mock, I like the dejean pick, but he likely wouldn’t play KR, Green Bay already has all pro Keisean Nixon, but I can see either slot corner or a safety.

[@Gallalad1]

Saints fan. Personally I think if we can’t get Alt, Bowers or Fautanu we should trade away our first. We have way too many positions of need and teams will be willing to trade up. We need to clear our cap space, suck for a year or two. Pick up some low round guys to try and develop in the meantime and follow the Texans lead. Get draft capital, get a great O line and TE and only then look at a new QB and WR

[@morbiusv5857]

Wow, You the Number 2 and Number 3 reversed, you were so close

[@waffleboibailbonds2998]

Broncos are def ending up with Spencer Rattler

[@realleppy1299]

Love to see the back to back to back ducks

[@Jackal_McCackle]

An NFL video? I’m in the wrong dimension

[@jamesbutler5177]

Ben Sinnot going 1st overall

[@manzac112]

@dalukes What happened to your realignment video? Did it get taken down?

[@lukeontheplains]

yeah, got hit with a phantom copyright infringement thing on a song that was supposed to be available. Tried to fight it, they didn't take it, so now it's gone. I'll make another one over the summer that does a little bit better of a job with some conferences since I've settled on a few decisions

[@manzac112]

@@lukeontheplains Ah, that makes sense. The one thing I do hope for that's in College Football 25 is that they can let you expand on how many teams you can have in a single dynasty mode. I would say at most either 160 or 192 for each save.

[@primeconor]

Rashee rice is gonna be suspended hollywood brown is on a 1 year deal and the rest of the receiver room is horrific the Chiefs absolutely need a receiver

[@lukeontheplains]

and they just won a Super Bowl without one. JaLynn Polk or someone like Malachi Corley or Ricky Pearsall will fall to pick 62. Their #1 need by far is an OT. Jawaan Taylor is a bust and they don't have a LT right now. It doesn't matter who the heck Pat is throwing to if he's sacked in a split second

[@cm-jr9vt]

Drake may commander

[@captainspartan04]

Anywhere you want KT leveston to go to?

[@lukeontheplains]

late to the NFC South is my guess

[@thomastime8511]

Like number 50

[@grahamsebren2295]

I hope the Vikings hold on to their picks and end up with someone like Jared Verse and Penix

[@grahamsebren2295]

@@theminnesotabill548 What do you not like about Penix? I haven’t seen a lot of people who don’t like him as a late 1st early 2nd and I think he can make an immediate impact, I definitely don’t want Nix tho, let the broncos take ‘em haha

[@ma.cannon2849]

I’m glad you’re self-aware

[@retard3458]

I like how I got this after the 1st round 😹