Use code DIAMONDBOLT50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next month of orders at bit.ly/3S116fL thanks for watching everyone xx sorry about the abrupt cut halfway through the vid i had to remove something that would've gotten me demonetized :)
@force-jorge17904 ай бұрын
I’m a big fan and love the comedy. Do you think one day you can review the animated film free bird
@BRICKOMEDIA4 ай бұрын
You are now Saberspark's replacement
@rytb09-gaming4 ай бұрын
I don't need more food delivery services I think im fine making my own nachos
@Neewby4 ай бұрын
Did the nachos taste good though?
@FlamesReviewsAndMocs4 ай бұрын
How the hell did you mess up NACHOS!?!? It’s literally chips and cheese!
@ScarlettTheNoob4 ай бұрын
Jacksfilms being invited to the world premiere of the emoji movie just because he kept shitposting about it and Sony believed he was a genuine fan of the movie is still really funny to me
@A-Terrain4 ай бұрын
This is like when Sony rereleased Morbius bc they actually thought people unironically wanted to watch it bc of the memes and it only made $300K
@AmaticXLII4 ай бұрын
IT HAPPENED TWICE?!?!?
@ScarlettTheNoob4 ай бұрын
yeah lol. Sony is so fucking gullible that it’s actually hilarious
@Amins884 ай бұрын
They knew. But ironic views are still views.
@zero43374 ай бұрын
i actually remember that. it was so funny
@thenewherooftime8154 ай бұрын
“They told me my payment declined but then let me watch it anyway” Maybe that was the punishment
@Private.Portal4 ай бұрын
Adams soul was payment enough
@jowardgamer27084 ай бұрын
You have to pay to not watch it
@kathyortega40214 ай бұрын
Lol
@OkeyDok3 ай бұрын
you dont pay with money
@Junior131134 ай бұрын
DiamondBolt: Joshua & the Promised Land SaberSpark: No!……NOOOOOOOOO!!!
@mariajimenafigueroa2334 ай бұрын
Joshua: Yes, Sir Saber
@omarmenjivar15634 ай бұрын
I was looking for this.
@michellepalmaasencio7411Ай бұрын
Lol so funny *Just kidding you aren’t.*
@Junior13113Ай бұрын
@@michellepalmaasencio7411 Damn, you showed me.
@michellepalmaasencio7411Ай бұрын
@@Junior13113 You thought making a Saber Spark joke was funny, sorry bro. But he ain’t cool and ain’t funny.
@poweroffriendship2.04 ай бұрын
_"Father where can I leave on my own, I got the whole world to see..."_ That adaptation really did Pinocchio dirty with that quote, and that makes Carlo Collodi rolled in his grave.
@bearerofbadnews13754 ай бұрын
Just makes me happy Guillermo Del toro’s Pinocchio adaptation was the best one in 2022.
@bruhmaster69504 ай бұрын
@@bearerofbadnews1375 By default
@leoultimaupgraded99144 ай бұрын
@@bruhmaster6950also because it’s Guillermo Del Toro, but fair nonetheless
@d1egomon1944 ай бұрын
Father, when can I lay and make you Moaaaan
@leeks14083 ай бұрын
Who in their right mind thought that Pauly Shore would make a great choice to dub Pinocchio’s voice?!
@Guardian_Cochayuyo4 ай бұрын
Tom Kenny is in both Russian Pinocchio and Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. In the Russian one he voices Geppetto and in Del Toro's one he voices Benito Mussolini.
@omarmenjivar15634 ай бұрын
"I like puppets"
@trexindominus81194 ай бұрын
He voices WHO!?
@nguyenquyetthang13264 ай бұрын
@@trexindominus8119 oh that guy. You know, the leader of Italian Fascist party during the war
@ondururagittandeska20044 ай бұрын
@@trexindominus8119 Funny Itallian man who's hand is a helicopter.
@leonardoguzman90954 ай бұрын
As a Bald Italian man who is friends with an Austrian Painter
@Nexusspeeth4 ай бұрын
The emoji movie was the single thing playing in England other than the queen’s funeral. WHY. ANYTHING ELSE.
@pudgesnextturnaround31124 ай бұрын
Because this film is a disgrace
@Godzillafan784 ай бұрын
England what fuck
@pudgesnextturnaround31124 ай бұрын
@@Godzillafan78 yeah... my home country, ran out of ideas of what to air... Yea... my brother and sister is watching the film because they'll be sick of tired of it.
@Godzillafan784 ай бұрын
@@pudgesnextturnaround3112 there are so many other things they could put on like actual good American movies or hell get a British movie
@Kirby01894 ай бұрын
Now we know England hates it citizens.
@ReadytoDiveIn4 ай бұрын
I had to write a report on hate crime. All I could think of was the clip of the Patrick Stewart shit emoji going "Should we wash our hands"
@returnedtomonkey88864 ай бұрын
Patrick Stewart is a bigger selllout than balkan influencers promoting gambling. Seriously, there isn't one romanian influencers who didn't promote slots or sport bets at some point.
@Kero-zc5tc4 ай бұрын
@@returnedtomonkey8886there’s a difference between selling out where it doesn’t affect the public negatively and one where it does, promoting gambling is miles worse then voicing a character in a movie that, let’s face it, Stewart probably knew was gonna bomb. I’m surprised he did that though because there’s other celebrities like the rock that is like a dictator in that he can have no criticism, he won’t even voice opinions different from the norm online or lose fights on screen
@returnedtomonkey88864 ай бұрын
@@Kero-zc5tc I know it's not even close to as bad as promoting gambling but i wanted to do a hyperbole.
@Kero-zc5tc4 ай бұрын
@@returnedtomonkey8886 you make a claim pretty clearly meant to be taken literally then tell me you meant it as a hyperbole? This means either you aren’t fully aware of what a hyperbole is or you are aware and (although it imo is pretty clearly not the case) you are trying to start argument. A hyperbole is a exaggerated statement not meant to be taken literally. A more correct hyperbole would be one where it clearly shows it’s not meant to be taken clearly like ‘I am so hungry I could eat a horse’ which is hard to do here because 1st there is no tone or anything conveyed through text and 2nd this is too subjective, no one can eat a horse in one sitting+ no one eats horses but there is no ultimate sellout that you could compare him to that there is so large a sellout that Patrick could never even sellout as much even if he sold out from childhood all the way to 200
@capootiscrepitoos4 ай бұрын
Erm, actually, his son said that, fake Emoji Movie fan 🥱
@Dom24485o4 ай бұрын
Okay, I'd like to say a few things about the Pinocchio movie you were talking about. Firstly, we don’t have Pinnochio in Russia. Our adaptation of the fairy tale is called Buratino. Secondly, Buratino has a completely different story than Pinocchio. In the Russian version, the main character's nose did not grow (which is why, by the way, the horse says that noses will not grow in the story), Pinocchio has a love interest, and there is a completely different villain. In short, it's a very confusing story
@bepisthescienceman42024 ай бұрын
Does he still get hanged for his crimes?
@limpton20684 ай бұрын
@@bepisthescienceman4202 No, Fox Alice and Cat Basilio scamed him and hanged
@Reaber-r4 ай бұрын
👆🤓🤓🤓🤓
@Dom24485o4 ай бұрын
Ahh, shit. In my comment I should said Buratino instead of Pinocchio, sorry guys my bad
@kathyortega40214 ай бұрын
Thanks
@giorgimamalashvili42204 ай бұрын
i'll give Norm of the North this, while it is a batshit insane movie franchise that makes you feel like you've been teleported in an asylum, it's own Twitter account has much better humor than The New Norm show...a sitcom show from X.
@Turtl3b0i4 ай бұрын
Maybe "The new norm" is actually just Norm of the north twitter account forced into the shittiest show ever created. Poor Norm of the north twitter mod, free them
@nicholascooney4 ай бұрын
Norm of the North
@TunaBear643 ай бұрын
Even the movie is better than The New Norm. I'm not kidding when my favorite part of The New Norm is that the protagonist's name reminds me of that bear.
@kev16193 ай бұрын
*twitter not x
@ninjajack64574 ай бұрын
I was a fool thinking Bolt was doing a dedicated video to the hit Norm Of The North franchise
@randomchannel76724 ай бұрын
The most painful memory of school I’ve ever had was whenever we had to go inside during lunch my class always chose the emoji movie. I haven’t spoken to them since.
@RainingBeanz4 ай бұрын
The entire lyrics of I “Am… All of Me” from Shadow The Hedgehog (2005) I see nor hear no evil Black writings on the wall Unleashed a million faces And one by one they fall Black-hearted evil Brave-hearted hero I am all, I am all, I am I, I, I, I am Here we go, buddy Here we go, buddy Here we go Here we go, buddy Here we go Go ahead and try to see through me Do it if you dare (dare) One step forward, two steps back I'm here (one step forward, two steps back) Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) (Here we go) I see and feel the evil My hands will crush 'em all You think you have the answers I'll laugh and watch you fall Black-hearted evil Brave-hearted hero I am all, I am all, I am I, I, I, I am Here we go, buddy Here we go, buddy Here we go Here we go, buddy Here we go Go ahead and try to see through me Do it if you dare (dare) One step forward, two steps back I'm here (one step forward, two steps back) Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me (I am, I am all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) (Here we go) I am, I am everyone, everywhere Anyhow, any way, any will, any day I am, I am everyone, everywhere Anyhow, any way, any will, any day I am, I am, I am I am, I am, I am I am Do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me (I am, I am all of me!) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am, I am, I'm all of me (Here we go) I am, I am all of me (me)
@darthpalpaduck4 ай бұрын
W
@LowIntSpecimen4 ай бұрын
Shadow the hedgehog is full of bangers, people just refuse to acknowledge it cause its edgy
@KevinIsGhoulish4 ай бұрын
You're so based for this
@SuperDababy24 ай бұрын
@@LowIntSpecimen The game actually understood his character (unlike everything after 06). The game also left his character in a good spot for 06 to work it's magic (ironically another bad game that understood his character and did good for him).
@NoNamex14124 ай бұрын
Most based comment on a diamondbolt video
@JakeBurnerDesigns4 ай бұрын
There's actually one scene in Joshua and the Promised Land you forgot about that's basically been burned into my mind. The scene were a newborn child is..."game-ended" right in front of Joshua which leaves him *quite understandably* speechless. Thanks Nostalgia Critic.
@fennekin17504 ай бұрын
What.........?
@JakeBurnerDesigns4 ай бұрын
@@fennekin1750 Yea, that actually happened. Crazy thing is the film isn't even rated. So they could've gotten away with anything.
@fennekin17504 ай бұрын
@@JakeBurnerDesigns Um...ok. Weird. How did that even get in there? Like, why do that? From what I've seen of the movie (could it be called that??), it doesn't really look like theres any proper plot/direction, but from what it does have in that regard, it doesn't really feel like something like that would even add anything to the "plot". The movie (can it actually be called that, tho!?) feels like a mess of ideas, not necessarily good or bad ones, just ideas in general just thrown into a blender, blended up, then _that_ came out.
@moonceIl4 ай бұрын
@@fennekin1750It’s supposed to be a retelling of bible stories? but I don’t know how giant spectral ghosts assaulting the city of Jericho is supposed to be a retelling of Joshua 6:1-27, where the walls of Jericho fell after the Israelites marched around the city walls once a day for six days, seven times on the seventh day, with the priests blowing their horns daily and the people shouting on the last day.
@thegrumpydino674 ай бұрын
Flashed by the goobgabgabalab in the first 5 seconds is not the best look
@Dfnkey3 ай бұрын
globglogabgalab*🤓
@karenwantsmanager3 ай бұрын
@@Dfnkeyim gonna take all of ur books now
@Jayyyy456Ай бұрын
5:18 “ i think i just did” absolute cinema
@Volcanus6704 ай бұрын
0:41 my brain is so rotted i literally cannot watch this clip without thinking of that one tweet
@DanielGarcia-od1bs4 ай бұрын
I don't have tw
@thesmallscout98104 ай бұрын
Which tweet?
@runamuck8404 ай бұрын
What tweet
@onionmanpriority4 ай бұрын
a latinx making a taco ♥ heartwarming
@Crocogator4 ай бұрын
5:55 I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a delivery before. Oh my god.
@BigDumFish994 ай бұрын
14:50 That was in the Bible 90 year anniversary DLC, it was a limited time exclusive, so it's understandable why it flew under the radar
@leopoldmaximus1454 ай бұрын
As someone who actually read the Bible, the Joshua and the Promised land movie is actually nothing like the Bible story of Moses nor Joshua
@zarconijabroni4 ай бұрын
Wait, Joshua isn't a lion?
@moonceIl4 ай бұрын
Yeah i was kinda offended by it tbh
@pocketplayer3323 күн бұрын
Except the genocide of an entire city did happen.
@leopoldmaximus14523 күн бұрын
@pocketplayer33 I meant mostly not like the Bible, sorry I should have clarified
@luisarias21423 ай бұрын
12:50 "So, what's the budget for this movie?" Director: "no"
@Gandalf.4 ай бұрын
Joshua the Jesus lion has saved me from eternal damnation.
@filippogai4 ай бұрын
6:06 got that Pinocchio on VHS!!! It was released as a TV fiction broadcasted on Italian TV in Spring 1972 and starred Nino Manfredi as Geppetto, and Gina Lollobrigida as the Blue Fairy. It's one of the best Pinocchio's adaptations, together with Disney's one from 1940 (even if it's very different from the original tale), Garrone's one from 2019 and Del Toro's one from 2022.
@dj.dop34 ай бұрын
That’s about to give me nightmares 😢
@bowing_roat4 ай бұрын
15:29 at this point in the video i also started to cry. haters might say it’s because i started choking on my food mid-laugh, but i like to think it was because Joshua’s journey truly touched my soul 🥲
@AfianySnow29802-GSАй бұрын
No.
@JonHari-n1lАй бұрын
The fact the bad Pinocchio voice actor is the same guy who plays the cheese wiz guy in the goofy movie brings me a certain amount of joy
@r.a.fgattaiguy845Ай бұрын
the voice acting isn´t even bad though, it´s just out of place
@sunky-rf9ut4 ай бұрын
Your thumbnails are THE "thumbnails" of all time.
@Mr_bukowski44354 ай бұрын
13:47 THE DR DISRESPECT JOKE IS CRAZY 😂
@BlakeWilder-n1u2 ай бұрын
LOL
@roxalotl994 ай бұрын
Norm of the North is depressing to me, because the studio who made it, Splash Entertainment, used to be Moonscoop/Antefilms, the studio that brought us Code Lyoko.
@estebangutierrez1604 ай бұрын
Wow, even Xana thought that movie was going to fail.
@castlebyers61344 ай бұрын
Pauly Shore is that guy in a Goofy movie that loves cheese wizz
@spundt1254 ай бұрын
How to ratatwang your panda is still the greatest bad animated movie ever made.
@rosykindbunny13134 ай бұрын
All right, you asked for it!
@GlitzsuDiАй бұрын
@@rosykindbunny1313 OH BOY!!
@blooberryjamyt56884 ай бұрын
The editing is so good, man! It's so funny and quick, so much so that it makes the ad read unskippable!
@TCDuck3 ай бұрын
12:08 the most relatable diamandbolt line
@ohmaplaymaker4 ай бұрын
3:53 This caught me off guard 😂
@Vampire_Stawberry4 ай бұрын
Would “Our Drawings” be able to qualify as one of the worst animated movies of all time?
@Theinsanejamo4 ай бұрын
6:02 I worry for your sanity
@NujasZ4 ай бұрын
two diamondbolt uploads within the same month??? this is a historical event..
@SowaraAkther14 ай бұрын
Ohhh new hairstyle. Looking good Diamondbolt as always
@Jacks_game_room4 ай бұрын
Fr he looks so good!
@psygamez77274 ай бұрын
Apparently Joshua and the Promised land made $350,000 which feels way less than deserved
@TunaBear64Ай бұрын
@@psygamez7727 Still 5 times more than Foodfight
@Asura_productions3 ай бұрын
0:23 what does he mean by this
@ScarlettShana24 күн бұрын
7:31 interesting fact: in original Pinocchio doesn’t make sounds here.
@SoxOPhone4 ай бұрын
NO STOP I LOVE GNOMIO AND JULIET STOOOPPP
@A-Terrain4 ай бұрын
Seek help
@KanekoIA4 ай бұрын
Even people who somehow like it can't spell the title correctly...
@A-Terrain4 ай бұрын
@@KanekoIA Shows how deep-fried their brains are
@SimonG2584 ай бұрын
seek mental advice
@Jintythebestengine4 ай бұрын
Are you 3 years old
@matthewhunter11934 ай бұрын
3:16 Only true intellectuals can appreciate the editing job done here. If you ever do a sequel to this video, you gotta talk about, Felix the Cat: The Movie. It's the visual and audio equivalent of a migraine.
@SlapstickGenius233 ай бұрын
Yes, I watched it and it was eye searingly sloppy, co-produced in Hungary of all nations!
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd4 ай бұрын
The emoji movie and Pinocchio is literally the worst movie of history vs the worst movie of today
@iceyflowergamer44744 ай бұрын
I always love seeing people’s reactions whenever I tell them that I was forced to watch The Emoji Movie as part of a school project about Human Emotions.
@karatebat51564 ай бұрын
Guess they forgot that Inside Out existed.
@iceyflowergamer44744 ай бұрын
@@karatebat5156 Oh no, they didn’t. I forget why they chose Emoji Movie over Inside Out but uh… at least we had fun laughing at how bad the Emoji Movie was? Eheh…
@ondururagittandeska20044 ай бұрын
Schools choosing the worst media as part of school projects (I'm Finally Free)
@MartinBeatrix22 күн бұрын
I actually liked that movie as a kid
@SLayer_3104 ай бұрын
3:00 is that the mario's madness v2 all stars scream that gf does?
@Avarona-r9t3 ай бұрын
how do you mess up nachos tho, you literally just have to cover chips with tasty stuff
@ThomasGoldfinch-r1u4 ай бұрын
You forgot too mention “Rapsitie Street Kids: Believe in Santa!”
@TunaBear643 ай бұрын
Yeah
@leolikestodraw9693 ай бұрын
Lmao that poor grandma character that had her lines corrupted in the making of the movie, so she speaks like she's having a stroke or smth 😭😭
@ciaranproductions57734 ай бұрын
8:52 microwave society found!
@gojisaiyan872 ай бұрын
:0 OMG
@lisaneuman92482 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed : D
@UrLoPi02Ай бұрын
Well no shit
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd4 ай бұрын
The emoji movie: "Aww shit here we go agon"
@coolness17682 ай бұрын
7:10 B Y E D A D D Y
@MasonTheYoung3 ай бұрын
9:33 I was really confused until you mentioned Charlie Sheen, then it all made sense.
@Straw_berri34 ай бұрын
I offer you Rapsittie street kids, somehow they director was able to hire multiple famous voice actors such as Nancy Cartright
@Jelly_shy_guy_man4 ай бұрын
0:02 EWW WHAT IS THAT
@machintosh30084 ай бұрын
Kanye west
@tuffymissile63844 ай бұрын
The globglogabgalab
@Jelly_shy_guy_man4 ай бұрын
@@machintosh3008 fr
@Rayan-gn4yz4 ай бұрын
The glob globgkabglab
@rastapastas63 ай бұрын
Bro doesnt know the globgloglabgolab
@EatTheUnbornChild4 ай бұрын
Maybe the worst animated movies were the friends we made along the way
@yuki23204 ай бұрын
Overused joke now.
@EatTheUnbornChild4 ай бұрын
@@yuki2320 January 10th 14 32am 2025
@EZKI3324 ай бұрын
Ima touch you
@sonofdragon55304 ай бұрын
We probably have the worst friends in the universe now
@VelvetteSimp4 ай бұрын
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐
@_adameus29 күн бұрын
0:22 Come on, you can't be insulting Goat Story like that, it's a national tresure and the most successful animated movie from the Czech Republic
@Tekaway2104 ай бұрын
Too many humans are moving to the arctic just to see a tweaking polar bear is such a wild statement
@MysticCowboy-ef2yi4 ай бұрын
Wake up babe, new Diamondbolt
@GeniusJedi4 ай бұрын
5:30 that Hitman reference was unexpected
@bullmonty7644 ай бұрын
2:45 All I wanna know is why Smiler was designed to look…good? Please don’t hurt me! I specifically remember, when the Evil is Sexy trope was still a thing, seeing Smiler listed among the examples from animated films, so there is proof that someone out there in this mixed-up world had certain feelings for her. And hey, she’s still not the weirdest Sony character whose design I felt conflicted about. That would belong to the horned monster from Ghostbusters Frozen Empire 😂
@jimskoope54834 ай бұрын
Thank you Diamond Daddy
@godzillaboy21173 ай бұрын
Yooooo, I love that you watched that Pinocchio movie. My dad made me watch that it too😭😭
@mirandaalice33374 ай бұрын
“Where The Dead Go To Die” has to be the REAL worst animated movie to ever exist
@masterseal04184 ай бұрын
Because it is animated snuff. 😣
@juliannocartagena20074 ай бұрын
Never heard of it.
@HydraSpectre11384 ай бұрын
@@masterseal0418Animated snuff isn’t possible by definition. More like an animated exploitation film. Snuff films are footage of actual violent crimes filmed by the suspect(s).
@Zebra_fandomfella034 ай бұрын
Agreed big time
@ThatOneLebaneseGuy4 ай бұрын
Reminder that I have an older brother who works as a sound designer in the animation industry, and one of the movies he worked on was Norm of the north so not only did it somehow happen but a family member of mine somehow got tortured into working on it. Thanks Hollywood.
@redspark11Ай бұрын
13:35 is this analog horror??
@YouTubeaccoubr2 ай бұрын
The fact they made a pinnochio movie and then took away the one thing that makes pinnochio interesting is so crazy
@parkerthomson71304 ай бұрын
Phantomstrider did mentioned that The emoji movie like what if this movie actully taught us how to share our feeling and Emotions to one another
@ThePoisonFurry4 ай бұрын
It honestly baffles me that such a great actor like Patrick Stewart voiced the poop emoji
@Cubeytheawesome4 ай бұрын
He’s Bullock, what were you expecting
@mariajimenafigueroa2334 ай бұрын
9:16 BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STARNGER DANGER!
@Xthebest_YT4 ай бұрын
5:17 this joke is too good 😂
@midnightstar27624 ай бұрын
Bro isn't ready for Dingo production movies
@Cubeytheawesome4 ай бұрын
Why did I find that one clip where the dinosaur makes a funny sound hilarious when I was little. I know kids are dumb, but what was I thinking?
@Zebra_fandomfella034 ай бұрын
He didnt count mockbuster films
@SlapstickGenius233 ай бұрын
@@Zebra_fandomfella03 to be fair, mockbusters are often very low budget, sometime trademark infringing cash ins of their big budget counterparts.
@TunaBear64Ай бұрын
@@Cubeytheawesome YEE
@TimeFireProductions4 ай бұрын
"Pinocchio 3000" Excuse me, the FUC
@SlapstickGenius233 ай бұрын
Basically it’s Pinocchio mixed with Astro Boy gone horribly wrong!
@sawyrsomething4 ай бұрын
0:09 this part is so funny lol 36 tomato meter 8000 audience score lol
@solidsteak4 ай бұрын
Patrick Stewart also played Bullock on American Dad who is this unhinged monster of a person which feels very bizarre for someone as high profile of an actor as Stewart to play for serverl years let alone one season. Maybe he just thought being a poop was funny?
@GUNUFofficial4 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAIT! I GIVE UPON THEE DIAMONDBOLT, RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS BELIEVE IN SANTA!
@pramusetyakanca15524 ай бұрын
Ngl, I kinda liked Jailbreak, she's kinda cute! She's like that one friend who's really uninterested in most things until you get to know her better, and at the same time she's a hackmaster who can probably access all the h3nt4i you could ever want and ever need XD
@Cubeytheawesome4 ай бұрын
I wish I made her, cuz then she’d be in better hands
@edwarddunne63384 ай бұрын
The Dr Disrespect bit caught me off guard
@masterseal04184 ай бұрын
I find it insane Sony got back up on their knees to bring Spiderverse as a paradigm shift for animation. Also, the consideration of Jordan Peele being cast as a living turd made him retire from acting and release universally acclaimed horror like Get Out, Us, and Nope. Also, Norm of the North was made by Splash Entertainment: aka the studio behind the Alpha and Omega sequels, Michael Jackson's Halloween, and years earlier with Clifford The Big Red Dog, and the American production of Code Lyoko. Let that sink in.
@thevigilante12634 ай бұрын
Bro your edits are hilarious and your commentary as well 😂😂😂😂
@lyrichardeman57794 ай бұрын
I used to be a fan of The Emoji Movie but I have to move on to other stuff because it was forgotten for bad
@ethejumper65684 ай бұрын
Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:39 Sponsor 1:44 The Emoji Movie 4:12 Norm of the North 5:36 Pinocchio: A True Story 8:38 Foodfight 12:05 Joshua and the Promised Land 15:39 Outro
@n2theGrey25214 ай бұрын
My worst animated ranked 3. Jungle bunch that you never heard of 2. The emoji movie 1. Easily megamind 2
@anth6364 ай бұрын
Moral of the video: never trust an animated project with a main character named Norm
@TunaBear643 ай бұрын
But if it is a secondary occasional sidekick, then absolutely (Phineas and Ferb)
@stereo-k4x25 күн бұрын
Joshua in the promised lands is truly a cinematic masterpiece I was laughing literal tears while watching your video
@TheBrokenOwl3 ай бұрын
13:46 The Dr. Disrespect face, I'm crying lol
@vustvaleo80684 ай бұрын
to be fair the "yass-sification" of Pinocchio would make an interesting movie when done right.
@ethanortiz89304 ай бұрын
0:55 as Mexican I can say that it not even close to Taco Bell
@Jorpda2 ай бұрын
One good/bad memory of mine is several friends and I watching Foodfight muted with random music in the background
@NaishiGaming4 ай бұрын
Those last two actually killed me😭😭😭
@Leovanni64 ай бұрын
divorce in the black got a 0% rotten tomatos rating 😂😂💀💀 how is that even possible
@ZiggyCashmere4 ай бұрын
It's really funny that you went as far as to use the material I released regarding Foodfight to cover it but didn't go the extra step to watch the documentary I made that specifically states (and gives evidence) that the movie was never stolen or "deleted." I would appreciate if that myth died. They only animated ~10 minutes of animation before scrapping it and switching to motion capture. None of those old assets or animation were deleted, they just didn't end up using any of it.
@AidanDownes_KH4 ай бұрын
Wait did I make it in time for a new DiamondBolt video at 12:00am well good reason to to avoid sleep for a little longer.
@Rose40ishere4 ай бұрын
You have earned a subscribe button just for going through hell
@boiiiiiiiiiii7124 ай бұрын
Every time i watch a new diamondbolt video he looks more and more like linus
@mygreatrolls17174 ай бұрын
Honestly i love these kinda videos and wouldnt mind another one about something similar. Keep up the good work mr bolt
@haydenhardin2854 ай бұрын
0:38 Somebody Insert some Epic Beatbox Music!
@ondururagittandeska20044 ай бұрын
The Skull Emoji has probably been scanned over 1000 times at this point "Why are we still here just to suffer"
@Trilltendo644 ай бұрын
They got Pinocchio out here sounding like Noon from Shining Force 3.
@PrincessMatrix4 ай бұрын
I love Patrick Stewart. He was asked to play the shit emoji and his response was "Sign me the fuck up!"
@themelbornememer95754 ай бұрын
"Norm has Relapsed"
@Xero_Eigengrau4 ай бұрын
At least he did the "re" one instead of the "pro" one
@Onemanshowoff4 ай бұрын
Poop is unironically the best character in the movie because Patrick was a great sport about it. Yeah, there's money, but his reasoning being that he's a Shakespeare actor who's so good, he can even play poop is just funny to me. Yes, I am an 80 year old Facebook grandpa, now go clean your room, buster