The WORST Animated Movies Ever Made - Diamondbolt

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Diamondbolt

Diamondbolt

Күн бұрын

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@DiamondBolt
@DiamondBolt 4 ай бұрын
Use code DIAMONDBOLT50 to get 50% OFF your first Factor box plus 20% off your next month of orders at bit.ly/3S116fL thanks for watching everyone xx sorry about the abrupt cut halfway through the vid i had to remove something that would've gotten me demonetized :)
@force-jorge1790
@force-jorge1790 4 ай бұрын
I’m a big fan and love the comedy. Do you think one day you can review the animated film free bird
@BRICKOMEDIA
@BRICKOMEDIA 4 ай бұрын
You are now Saberspark's replacement
@rytb09-gaming
@rytb09-gaming 4 ай бұрын
I don't need more food delivery services I think im fine making my own nachos
@Neewby
@Neewby 4 ай бұрын
Did the nachos taste good though?
@FlamesReviewsAndMocs
@FlamesReviewsAndMocs 4 ай бұрын
How the hell did you mess up NACHOS!?!? It’s literally chips and cheese!
@ScarlettTheNoob
@ScarlettTheNoob 4 ай бұрын
Jacksfilms being invited to the world premiere of the emoji movie just because he kept shitposting about it and Sony believed he was a genuine fan of the movie is still really funny to me
@A-Terrain
@A-Terrain 4 ай бұрын
This is like when Sony rereleased Morbius bc they actually thought people unironically wanted to watch it bc of the memes and it only made $300K
@AmaticXLII
@AmaticXLII 4 ай бұрын
IT HAPPENED TWICE?!?!?
@ScarlettTheNoob
@ScarlettTheNoob 4 ай бұрын
yeah lol. Sony is so fucking gullible that it’s actually hilarious
@Amins88
@Amins88 4 ай бұрын
They knew. But ironic views are still views.
@zero4337
@zero4337 4 ай бұрын
i actually remember that. it was so funny
@thenewherooftime815
@thenewherooftime815 4 ай бұрын
“They told me my payment declined but then let me watch it anyway” Maybe that was the punishment
@Private.Portal
@Private.Portal 4 ай бұрын
Adams soul was payment enough
@jowardgamer2708
@jowardgamer2708 4 ай бұрын
You have to pay to not watch it
@kathyortega4021
@kathyortega4021 4 ай бұрын
Lol
@OkeyDok
@OkeyDok 3 ай бұрын
you dont pay with money
@Junior13113
@Junior13113 4 ай бұрын
DiamondBolt: Joshua & the Promised Land SaberSpark: No!……NOOOOOOOOO!!!
@mariajimenafigueroa233
@mariajimenafigueroa233 4 ай бұрын
Joshua: Yes, Sir Saber
@omarmenjivar1563
@omarmenjivar1563 4 ай бұрын
I was looking for this.
@michellepalmaasencio7411
@michellepalmaasencio7411 Ай бұрын
Lol so funny *Just kidding you aren’t.*
@Junior13113
@Junior13113 Ай бұрын
@@michellepalmaasencio7411 Damn, you showed me.
@michellepalmaasencio7411
@michellepalmaasencio7411 Ай бұрын
@@Junior13113 You thought making a Saber Spark joke was funny, sorry bro. But he ain’t cool and ain’t funny.
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 4 ай бұрын
_"Father where can I leave on my own, I got the whole world to see..."_ That adaptation really did Pinocchio dirty with that quote, and that makes Carlo Collodi rolled in his grave.
@bearerofbadnews1375
@bearerofbadnews1375 4 ай бұрын
Just makes me happy Guillermo Del toro’s Pinocchio adaptation was the best one in 2022.
@bruhmaster6950
@bruhmaster6950 4 ай бұрын
@@bearerofbadnews1375 By default
@leoultimaupgraded9914
@leoultimaupgraded9914 4 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠@@bruhmaster6950also because it’s Guillermo Del Toro, but fair nonetheless
@d1egomon194
@d1egomon194 4 ай бұрын
Father, when can I lay and make you Moaaaan
@leeks1408
@leeks1408 3 ай бұрын
Who in their right mind thought that Pauly Shore would make a great choice to dub Pinocchio’s voice?!
@Guardian_Cochayuyo
@Guardian_Cochayuyo 4 ай бұрын
Tom Kenny is in both Russian Pinocchio and Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio. In the Russian one he voices Geppetto and in Del Toro's one he voices Benito Mussolini.
@omarmenjivar1563
@omarmenjivar1563 4 ай бұрын
"I like puppets"
@trexindominus8119
@trexindominus8119 4 ай бұрын
He voices WHO!?
@nguyenquyetthang1326
@nguyenquyetthang1326 4 ай бұрын
​@@trexindominus8119 oh that guy. You know, the leader of Italian Fascist party during the war
@ondururagittandeska2004
@ondururagittandeska2004 4 ай бұрын
@@trexindominus8119 Funny Itallian man who's hand is a helicopter.
@leonardoguzman9095
@leonardoguzman9095 4 ай бұрын
As a Bald Italian man who is friends with an Austrian Painter
@Nexusspeeth
@Nexusspeeth 4 ай бұрын
The emoji movie was the single thing playing in England other than the queen’s funeral. WHY. ANYTHING ELSE.
@pudgesnextturnaround3112
@pudgesnextturnaround3112 4 ай бұрын
Because this film is a disgrace
@Godzillafan78
@Godzillafan78 4 ай бұрын
England what fuck
@pudgesnextturnaround3112
@pudgesnextturnaround3112 4 ай бұрын
@@Godzillafan78 yeah... my home country, ran out of ideas of what to air... Yea... my brother and sister is watching the film because they'll be sick of tired of it.
@Godzillafan78
@Godzillafan78 4 ай бұрын
@@pudgesnextturnaround3112 there are so many other things they could put on like actual good American movies or hell get a British movie
@Kirby0189
@Kirby0189 4 ай бұрын
Now we know England hates it citizens.
@ReadytoDiveIn
@ReadytoDiveIn 4 ай бұрын
I had to write a report on hate crime. All I could think of was the clip of the Patrick Stewart shit emoji going "Should we wash our hands"
@returnedtomonkey8886
@returnedtomonkey8886 4 ай бұрын
Patrick Stewart is a bigger selllout than balkan influencers promoting gambling. Seriously, there isn't one romanian influencers who didn't promote slots or sport bets at some point.
@Kero-zc5tc
@Kero-zc5tc 4 ай бұрын
@@returnedtomonkey8886there’s a difference between selling out where it doesn’t affect the public negatively and one where it does, promoting gambling is miles worse then voicing a character in a movie that, let’s face it, Stewart probably knew was gonna bomb. I’m surprised he did that though because there’s other celebrities like the rock that is like a dictator in that he can have no criticism, he won’t even voice opinions different from the norm online or lose fights on screen
@returnedtomonkey8886
@returnedtomonkey8886 4 ай бұрын
@@Kero-zc5tc I know it's not even close to as bad as promoting gambling but i wanted to do a hyperbole.
@Kero-zc5tc
@Kero-zc5tc 4 ай бұрын
@@returnedtomonkey8886 you make a claim pretty clearly meant to be taken literally then tell me you meant it as a hyperbole? This means either you aren’t fully aware of what a hyperbole is or you are aware and (although it imo is pretty clearly not the case) you are trying to start argument. A hyperbole is a exaggerated statement not meant to be taken literally. A more correct hyperbole would be one where it clearly shows it’s not meant to be taken clearly like ‘I am so hungry I could eat a horse’ which is hard to do here because 1st there is no tone or anything conveyed through text and 2nd this is too subjective, no one can eat a horse in one sitting+ no one eats horses but there is no ultimate sellout that you could compare him to that there is so large a sellout that Patrick could never even sellout as much even if he sold out from childhood all the way to 200
@capootiscrepitoos
@capootiscrepitoos 4 ай бұрын
Erm, actually, his son said that, fake Emoji Movie fan 🥱
@Dom24485o
@Dom24485o 4 ай бұрын
Okay, I'd like to say a few things about the Pinocchio movie you were talking about. Firstly, we don’t have Pinnochio in Russia. Our adaptation of the fairy tale is called Buratino. Secondly, Buratino has a completely different story than Pinocchio. In the Russian version, the main character's nose did not grow (which is why, by the way, the horse says that noses will not grow in the story), Pinocchio has a love interest, and there is a completely different villain. In short, it's a very confusing story
@bepisthescienceman4202
@bepisthescienceman4202 4 ай бұрын
Does he still get hanged for his crimes?
@limpton2068
@limpton2068 4 ай бұрын
@@bepisthescienceman4202 No, Fox Alice and Cat Basilio scamed him and hanged
@Reaber-r
@Reaber-r 4 ай бұрын
👆🤓🤓🤓🤓
@Dom24485o
@Dom24485o 4 ай бұрын
Ahh, shit. In my comment I should said Buratino instead of Pinocchio, sorry guys my bad
@kathyortega4021
@kathyortega4021 4 ай бұрын
Thanks
@giorgimamalashvili4220
@giorgimamalashvili4220 4 ай бұрын
i'll give Norm of the North this, while it is a batshit insane movie franchise that makes you feel like you've been teleported in an asylum, it's own Twitter account has much better humor than The New Norm show...a sitcom show from X.
@Turtl3b0i
@Turtl3b0i 4 ай бұрын
Maybe "The new norm" is actually just Norm of the north twitter account forced into the shittiest show ever created. Poor Norm of the north twitter mod, free them
@nicholascooney
@nicholascooney 4 ай бұрын
Norm of the North
@TunaBear64
@TunaBear64 3 ай бұрын
Even the movie is better than The New Norm. I'm not kidding when my favorite part of The New Norm is that the protagonist's name reminds me of that bear.
@kev1619
@kev1619 3 ай бұрын
*twitter not x
@ninjajack6457
@ninjajack6457 4 ай бұрын
I was a fool thinking Bolt was doing a dedicated video to the hit Norm Of The North franchise
@randomchannel7672
@randomchannel7672 4 ай бұрын
The most painful memory of school I’ve ever had was whenever we had to go inside during lunch my class always chose the emoji movie. I haven’t spoken to them since.
@RainingBeanz
@RainingBeanz 4 ай бұрын
The entire lyrics of I “Am… All of Me” from Shadow The Hedgehog (2005) I see nor hear no evil Black writings on the wall Unleashed a million faces And one by one they fall Black-hearted evil Brave-hearted hero I am all, I am all, I am I, I, I, I am Here we go, buddy Here we go, buddy Here we go Here we go, buddy Here we go Go ahead and try to see through me Do it if you dare (dare) One step forward, two steps back I'm here (one step forward, two steps back) Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) (Here we go) I see and feel the evil My hands will crush 'em all You think you have the answers I'll laugh and watch you fall Black-hearted evil Brave-hearted hero I am all, I am all, I am I, I, I, I am Here we go, buddy Here we go, buddy Here we go Here we go, buddy Here we go Go ahead and try to see through me Do it if you dare (dare) One step forward, two steps back I'm here (one step forward, two steps back) Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me (I am, I am all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) (Here we go) I am, I am everyone, everywhere Anyhow, any way, any will, any day I am, I am everyone, everywhere Anyhow, any way, any will, any day I am, I am, I am I am, I am, I am I am Do it, do it, do it, do it Can you see all of me? Walk into my mystery Step inside and hold on for dear life Do you remember me? Capture you or set you free I am all, I am all of me (I am, I am all of me!) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am (I am, I'm all of me) I am, I am, I'm all of me (Here we go) I am, I am all of me (me)
@darthpalpaduck
@darthpalpaduck 4 ай бұрын
W
@LowIntSpecimen
@LowIntSpecimen 4 ай бұрын
Shadow the hedgehog is full of bangers, people just refuse to acknowledge it cause its edgy
@KevinIsGhoulish
@KevinIsGhoulish 4 ай бұрын
You're so based for this
@SuperDababy2
@SuperDababy2 4 ай бұрын
​@@LowIntSpecimen The game actually understood his character (unlike everything after 06). The game also left his character in a good spot for 06 to work it's magic (ironically another bad game that understood his character and did good for him).
@NoNamex1412
@NoNamex1412 4 ай бұрын
Most based comment on a diamondbolt video
@JakeBurnerDesigns
@JakeBurnerDesigns 4 ай бұрын
There's actually one scene in Joshua and the Promised Land you forgot about that's basically been burned into my mind. The scene were a newborn child is..."game-ended" right in front of Joshua which leaves him *quite understandably* speechless. Thanks Nostalgia Critic.
@fennekin1750
@fennekin1750 4 ай бұрын
What.........?
@JakeBurnerDesigns
@JakeBurnerDesigns 4 ай бұрын
@@fennekin1750 Yea, that actually happened. Crazy thing is the film isn't even rated. So they could've gotten away with anything.
@fennekin1750
@fennekin1750 4 ай бұрын
@@JakeBurnerDesigns Um...ok. Weird. How did that even get in there? Like, why do that? From what I've seen of the movie (could it be called that??), it doesn't really look like theres any proper plot/direction, but from what it does have in that regard, it doesn't really feel like something like that would even add anything to the "plot". The movie (can it actually be called that, tho!?) feels like a mess of ideas, not necessarily good or bad ones, just ideas in general just thrown into a blender, blended up, then _that_ came out.
@moonceIl
@moonceIl 4 ай бұрын
@@fennekin1750It’s supposed to be a retelling of bible stories? but I don’t know how giant spectral ghosts assaulting the city of Jericho is supposed to be a retelling of Joshua 6:1-27, where the walls of Jericho fell after the Israelites marched around the city walls once a day for six days, seven times on the seventh day, with the priests blowing their horns daily and the people shouting on the last day.
@thegrumpydino67
@thegrumpydino67 4 ай бұрын
Flashed by the goobgabgabalab in the first 5 seconds is not the best look
@Dfnkey
@Dfnkey 3 ай бұрын
globglogabgalab*🤓
@karenwantsmanager
@karenwantsmanager 3 ай бұрын
​@@Dfnkeyim gonna take all of ur books now
@Jayyyy456
@Jayyyy456 Ай бұрын
5:18 “ i think i just did” absolute cinema
@Volcanus670
@Volcanus670 4 ай бұрын
0:41 my brain is so rotted i literally cannot watch this clip without thinking of that one tweet
@DanielGarcia-od1bs
@DanielGarcia-od1bs 4 ай бұрын
I don't have tw
@thesmallscout9810
@thesmallscout9810 4 ай бұрын
Which tweet?
@runamuck840
@runamuck840 4 ай бұрын
What tweet
@onionmanpriority
@onionmanpriority 4 ай бұрын
a latinx making a taco ♥ heartwarming
@Crocogator
@Crocogator 4 ай бұрын
5:55 I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a delivery before. Oh my god.
@BigDumFish99
@BigDumFish99 4 ай бұрын
14:50 That was in the Bible 90 year anniversary DLC, it was a limited time exclusive, so it's understandable why it flew under the radar
@leopoldmaximus145
@leopoldmaximus145 4 ай бұрын
As someone who actually read the Bible, the Joshua and the Promised land movie is actually nothing like the Bible story of Moses nor Joshua
@zarconijabroni
@zarconijabroni 4 ай бұрын
Wait, Joshua isn't a lion?
@moonceIl
@moonceIl 4 ай бұрын
Yeah i was kinda offended by it tbh
@pocketplayer33
@pocketplayer33 23 күн бұрын
Except the genocide of an entire city did happen.
@leopoldmaximus145
@leopoldmaximus145 23 күн бұрын
@pocketplayer33 I meant mostly not like the Bible, sorry I should have clarified
@luisarias2142
@luisarias2142 3 ай бұрын
12:50 "So, what's the budget for this movie?" Director: "no"
@Gandalf.
@Gandalf. 4 ай бұрын
Joshua the Jesus lion has saved me from eternal damnation.
@filippogai
@filippogai 4 ай бұрын
6:06 got that Pinocchio on VHS!!! It was released as a TV fiction broadcasted on Italian TV in Spring 1972 and starred Nino Manfredi as Geppetto, and Gina Lollobrigida as the Blue Fairy. It's one of the best Pinocchio's adaptations, together with Disney's one from 1940 (even if it's very different from the original tale), Garrone's one from 2019 and Del Toro's one from 2022.
@dj.dop3
@dj.dop3 4 ай бұрын
That’s about to give me nightmares 😢
@bowing_roat
@bowing_roat 4 ай бұрын
15:29 at this point in the video i also started to cry. haters might say it’s because i started choking on my food mid-laugh, but i like to think it was because Joshua’s journey truly touched my soul 🥲
@AfianySnow29802-GS
@AfianySnow29802-GS Ай бұрын
No.
@JonHari-n1l
@JonHari-n1l Ай бұрын
The fact the bad Pinocchio voice actor is the same guy who plays the cheese wiz guy in the goofy movie brings me a certain amount of joy
@r.a.fgattaiguy845
@r.a.fgattaiguy845 Ай бұрын
the voice acting isn´t even bad though, it´s just out of place
@sunky-rf9ut
@sunky-rf9ut 4 ай бұрын
Your thumbnails are THE "thumbnails" of all time.
@Mr_bukowski4435
@Mr_bukowski4435 4 ай бұрын
13:47 THE DR DISRESPECT JOKE IS CRAZY 😂
@BlakeWilder-n1u
@BlakeWilder-n1u 2 ай бұрын
LOL
@roxalotl99
@roxalotl99 4 ай бұрын
Norm of the North is depressing to me, because the studio who made it, Splash Entertainment, used to be Moonscoop/Antefilms, the studio that brought us Code Lyoko.
@estebangutierrez160
@estebangutierrez160 4 ай бұрын
Wow, even Xana thought that movie was going to fail.
@castlebyers6134
@castlebyers6134 4 ай бұрын
Pauly Shore is that guy in a Goofy movie that loves cheese wizz
@spundt125
@spundt125 4 ай бұрын
How to ratatwang your panda is still the greatest bad animated movie ever made.
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 4 ай бұрын
All right, you asked for it!
@GlitzsuDi
@GlitzsuDi Ай бұрын
​@@rosykindbunny1313 OH BOY!!
@blooberryjamyt5688
@blooberryjamyt5688 4 ай бұрын
The editing is so good, man! It's so funny and quick, so much so that it makes the ad read unskippable!
@TCDuck
@TCDuck 3 ай бұрын
12:08 the most relatable diamandbolt line
@ohmaplaymaker
@ohmaplaymaker 4 ай бұрын
3:53 This caught me off guard 😂
@Vampire_Stawberry
@Vampire_Stawberry 4 ай бұрын
Would “Our Drawings” be able to qualify as one of the worst animated movies of all time?
@Theinsanejamo
@Theinsanejamo 4 ай бұрын
6:02 I worry for your sanity
@NujasZ
@NujasZ 4 ай бұрын
two diamondbolt uploads within the same month??? this is a historical event..
@SowaraAkther1
@SowaraAkther1 4 ай бұрын
Ohhh new hairstyle. Looking good Diamondbolt as always
@Jacks_game_room
@Jacks_game_room 4 ай бұрын
Fr he looks so good!
@psygamez7727
@psygamez7727 4 ай бұрын
Apparently Joshua and the Promised land made $350,000 which feels way less than deserved
@TunaBear64
@TunaBear64 Ай бұрын
@@psygamez7727 Still 5 times more than Foodfight
@Asura_productions
@Asura_productions 3 ай бұрын
0:23 what does he mean by this
@ScarlettShana
@ScarlettShana 24 күн бұрын
7:31 interesting fact: in original Pinocchio doesn’t make sounds here.
@SoxOPhone
@SoxOPhone 4 ай бұрын
NO STOP I LOVE GNOMIO AND JULIET STOOOPPP
@A-Terrain
@A-Terrain 4 ай бұрын
Seek help
@KanekoIA
@KanekoIA 4 ай бұрын
Even people who somehow like it can't spell the title correctly...
@A-Terrain
@A-Terrain 4 ай бұрын
@@KanekoIA Shows how deep-fried their brains are
@SimonG258
@SimonG258 4 ай бұрын
seek mental advice
@Jintythebestengine
@Jintythebestengine 4 ай бұрын
Are you 3 years old
@matthewhunter1193
@matthewhunter1193 4 ай бұрын
3:16 Only true intellectuals can appreciate the editing job done here. If you ever do a sequel to this video, you gotta talk about, Felix the Cat: The Movie. It's the visual and audio equivalent of a migraine.
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 3 ай бұрын
Yes, I watched it and it was eye searingly sloppy, co-produced in Hungary of all nations!
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd 4 ай бұрын
The emoji movie and Pinocchio is literally the worst movie of history vs the worst movie of today
@iceyflowergamer4474
@iceyflowergamer4474 4 ай бұрын
I always love seeing people’s reactions whenever I tell them that I was forced to watch The Emoji Movie as part of a school project about Human Emotions.
@karatebat5156
@karatebat5156 4 ай бұрын
Guess they forgot that Inside Out existed.
@iceyflowergamer4474
@iceyflowergamer4474 4 ай бұрын
@@karatebat5156 Oh no, they didn’t. I forget why they chose Emoji Movie over Inside Out but uh… at least we had fun laughing at how bad the Emoji Movie was? Eheh…
@ondururagittandeska2004
@ondururagittandeska2004 4 ай бұрын
Schools choosing the worst media as part of school projects (I'm Finally Free)
@MartinBeatrix
@MartinBeatrix 22 күн бұрын
I actually liked that movie as a kid
@SLayer_310
@SLayer_310 4 ай бұрын
3:00 is that the mario's madness v2 all stars scream that gf does?
@Avarona-r9t
@Avarona-r9t 3 ай бұрын
how do you mess up nachos tho, you literally just have to cover chips with tasty stuff
@ThomasGoldfinch-r1u
@ThomasGoldfinch-r1u 4 ай бұрын
You forgot too mention “Rapsitie Street Kids: Believe in Santa!”
@TunaBear64
@TunaBear64 3 ай бұрын
Yeah
@leolikestodraw969
@leolikestodraw969 3 ай бұрын
Lmao that poor grandma character that had her lines corrupted in the making of the movie, so she speaks like she's having a stroke or smth 😭😭
@ciaranproductions5773
@ciaranproductions5773 4 ай бұрын
8:52 microwave society found!
@gojisaiyan87
@gojisaiyan87 2 ай бұрын
:0 OMG
@lisaneuman9248
@lisaneuman9248 2 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed : D
@UrLoPi02
@UrLoPi02 Ай бұрын
Well no shit
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd 4 ай бұрын
The emoji movie: "Aww shit here we go agon"
@coolness1768
@coolness1768 2 ай бұрын
7:10 B Y E D A D D Y
@MasonTheYoung
@MasonTheYoung 3 ай бұрын
9:33 I was really confused until you mentioned Charlie Sheen, then it all made sense.
@Straw_berri3
@Straw_berri3 4 ай бұрын
I offer you Rapsittie street kids, somehow they director was able to hire multiple famous voice actors such as Nancy Cartright
@Jelly_shy_guy_man
@Jelly_shy_guy_man 4 ай бұрын
0:02 EWW WHAT IS THAT
@machintosh3008
@machintosh3008 4 ай бұрын
Kanye west
@tuffymissile6384
@tuffymissile6384 4 ай бұрын
The globglogabgalab
@Jelly_shy_guy_man
@Jelly_shy_guy_man 4 ай бұрын
@@machintosh3008 fr
@Rayan-gn4yz
@Rayan-gn4yz 4 ай бұрын
The glob globgkabglab
@rastapastas6
@rastapastas6 3 ай бұрын
Bro doesnt know the globgloglabgolab
@EatTheUnbornChild
@EatTheUnbornChild 4 ай бұрын
Maybe the worst animated movies were the friends we made along the way
@yuki2320
@yuki2320 4 ай бұрын
Overused joke now.
@EatTheUnbornChild
@EatTheUnbornChild 4 ай бұрын
@@yuki2320 January 10th 14 32am 2025
@EZKI332
@EZKI332 4 ай бұрын
Ima touch you
@sonofdragon5530
@sonofdragon5530 4 ай бұрын
We probably have the worst friends in the universe now
@VelvetteSimp
@VelvetteSimp 4 ай бұрын
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐
@_adameus
@_adameus 29 күн бұрын
0:22 Come on, you can't be insulting Goat Story like that, it's a national tresure and the most successful animated movie from the Czech Republic
@Tekaway210
@Tekaway210 4 ай бұрын
Too many humans are moving to the arctic just to see a tweaking polar bear is such a wild statement
@MysticCowboy-ef2yi
@MysticCowboy-ef2yi 4 ай бұрын
Wake up babe, new Diamondbolt
@GeniusJedi
@GeniusJedi 4 ай бұрын
5:30 that Hitman reference was unexpected
@bullmonty764
@bullmonty764 4 ай бұрын
2:45 All I wanna know is why Smiler was designed to look…good? Please don’t hurt me! I specifically remember, when the Evil is Sexy trope was still a thing, seeing Smiler listed among the examples from animated films, so there is proof that someone out there in this mixed-up world had certain feelings for her. And hey, she’s still not the weirdest Sony character whose design I felt conflicted about. That would belong to the horned monster from Ghostbusters Frozen Empire 😂
@jimskoope5483
@jimskoope5483 4 ай бұрын
Thank you Diamond Daddy
@godzillaboy2117
@godzillaboy2117 3 ай бұрын
Yooooo, I love that you watched that Pinocchio movie. My dad made me watch that it too😭😭
@mirandaalice3337
@mirandaalice3337 4 ай бұрын
“Where The Dead Go To Die” has to be the REAL worst animated movie to ever exist
@masterseal0418
@masterseal0418 4 ай бұрын
Because it is animated snuff. 😣
@juliannocartagena2007
@juliannocartagena2007 4 ай бұрын
Never heard of it.
@HydraSpectre1138
@HydraSpectre1138 4 ай бұрын
@@masterseal0418Animated snuff isn’t possible by definition. More like an animated exploitation film. Snuff films are footage of actual violent crimes filmed by the suspect(s).
@Zebra_fandomfella03
@Zebra_fandomfella03 4 ай бұрын
Agreed big time
@ThatOneLebaneseGuy
@ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 ай бұрын
Reminder that I have an older brother who works as a sound designer in the animation industry, and one of the movies he worked on was Norm of the north so not only did it somehow happen but a family member of mine somehow got tortured into working on it. Thanks Hollywood.
@redspark11
@redspark11 Ай бұрын
13:35 is this analog horror??
@YouTubeaccoubr
@YouTubeaccoubr 2 ай бұрын
The fact they made a pinnochio movie and then took away the one thing that makes pinnochio interesting is so crazy
@parkerthomson7130
@parkerthomson7130 4 ай бұрын
Phantomstrider did mentioned that The emoji movie like what if this movie actully taught us how to share our feeling and Emotions to one another
@ThePoisonFurry
@ThePoisonFurry 4 ай бұрын
It honestly baffles me that such a great actor like Patrick Stewart voiced the poop emoji
@Cubeytheawesome
@Cubeytheawesome 4 ай бұрын
He’s Bullock, what were you expecting
@mariajimenafigueroa233
@mariajimenafigueroa233 4 ай бұрын
9:16 BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STARNGER DANGER!
@Xthebest_YT
@Xthebest_YT 4 ай бұрын
5:17 this joke is too good 😂
@midnightstar2762
@midnightstar2762 4 ай бұрын
Bro isn't ready for Dingo production movies
@Cubeytheawesome
@Cubeytheawesome 4 ай бұрын
Why did I find that one clip where the dinosaur makes a funny sound hilarious when I was little. I know kids are dumb, but what was I thinking?
@Zebra_fandomfella03
@Zebra_fandomfella03 4 ай бұрын
He didnt count mockbuster films
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 3 ай бұрын
@@Zebra_fandomfella03 to be fair, mockbusters are often very low budget, sometime trademark infringing cash ins of their big budget counterparts.
@TunaBear64
@TunaBear64 Ай бұрын
@@Cubeytheawesome YEE
@TimeFireProductions
@TimeFireProductions 4 ай бұрын
"Pinocchio 3000" Excuse me, the FUC
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 3 ай бұрын
Basically it’s Pinocchio mixed with Astro Boy gone horribly wrong!
@sawyrsomething
@sawyrsomething 4 ай бұрын
0:09 this part is so funny lol 36 tomato meter 8000 audience score lol
@solidsteak
@solidsteak 4 ай бұрын
Patrick Stewart also played Bullock on American Dad who is this unhinged monster of a person which feels very bizarre for someone as high profile of an actor as Stewart to play for serverl years let alone one season. Maybe he just thought being a poop was funny?
@GUNUFofficial
@GUNUFofficial 4 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAIT! I GIVE UPON THEE DIAMONDBOLT, RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS BELIEVE IN SANTA!
@pramusetyakanca1552
@pramusetyakanca1552 4 ай бұрын
Ngl, I kinda liked Jailbreak, she's kinda cute! She's like that one friend who's really uninterested in most things until you get to know her better, and at the same time she's a hackmaster who can probably access all the h3nt4i you could ever want and ever need XD
@Cubeytheawesome
@Cubeytheawesome 4 ай бұрын
I wish I made her, cuz then she’d be in better hands
@edwarddunne6338
@edwarddunne6338 4 ай бұрын
The Dr Disrespect bit caught me off guard
@masterseal0418
@masterseal0418 4 ай бұрын
I find it insane Sony got back up on their knees to bring Spiderverse as a paradigm shift for animation. Also, the consideration of Jordan Peele being cast as a living turd made him retire from acting and release universally acclaimed horror like Get Out, Us, and Nope. Also, Norm of the North was made by Splash Entertainment: aka the studio behind the Alpha and Omega sequels, Michael Jackson's Halloween, and years earlier with Clifford The Big Red Dog, and the American production of Code Lyoko. Let that sink in.
@thevigilante1263
@thevigilante1263 4 ай бұрын
Bro your edits are hilarious and your commentary as well 😂😂😂😂
@lyrichardeman5779
@lyrichardeman5779 4 ай бұрын
I used to be a fan of The Emoji Movie but I have to move on to other stuff because it was forgotten for bad
@ethejumper6568
@ethejumper6568 4 ай бұрын
Timestamps: 0:00 Intro 0:39 Sponsor 1:44 The Emoji Movie 4:12 Norm of the North 5:36 Pinocchio: A True Story 8:38 Foodfight 12:05 Joshua and the Promised Land 15:39 Outro
@n2theGrey2521
@n2theGrey2521 4 ай бұрын
My worst animated ranked 3. Jungle bunch that you never heard of 2. The emoji movie 1. Easily megamind 2
@anth636
@anth636 4 ай бұрын
Moral of the video: never trust an animated project with a main character named Norm
@TunaBear64
@TunaBear64 3 ай бұрын
But if it is a secondary occasional sidekick, then absolutely (Phineas and Ferb)
@stereo-k4x
@stereo-k4x 25 күн бұрын
Joshua in the promised lands is truly a cinematic masterpiece I was laughing literal tears while watching your video
@TheBrokenOwl
@TheBrokenOwl 3 ай бұрын
13:46 The Dr. Disrespect face, I'm crying lol
@vustvaleo8068
@vustvaleo8068 4 ай бұрын
to be fair the "yass-sification" of Pinocchio would make an interesting movie when done right.
@ethanortiz8930
@ethanortiz8930 4 ай бұрын
0:55 as Mexican I can say that it not even close to Taco Bell
@Jorpda
@Jorpda 2 ай бұрын
One good/bad memory of mine is several friends and I watching Foodfight muted with random music in the background
@NaishiGaming
@NaishiGaming 4 ай бұрын
Those last two actually killed me😭😭😭
@Leovanni6
@Leovanni6 4 ай бұрын
divorce in the black got a 0% rotten tomatos rating 😂😂💀💀 how is that even possible
@ZiggyCashmere
@ZiggyCashmere 4 ай бұрын
It's really funny that you went as far as to use the material I released regarding Foodfight to cover it but didn't go the extra step to watch the documentary I made that specifically states (and gives evidence) that the movie was never stolen or "deleted." I would appreciate if that myth died. They only animated ~10 minutes of animation before scrapping it and switching to motion capture. None of those old assets or animation were deleted, they just didn't end up using any of it.
@AidanDownes_KH
@AidanDownes_KH 4 ай бұрын
Wait did I make it in time for a new DiamondBolt video at 12:00am well good reason to to avoid sleep for a little longer.
@Rose40ishere
@Rose40ishere 4 ай бұрын
You have earned a subscribe button just for going through hell
@boiiiiiiiiiii712
@boiiiiiiiiiii712 4 ай бұрын
Every time i watch a new diamondbolt video he looks more and more like linus
@mygreatrolls1717
@mygreatrolls1717 4 ай бұрын
Honestly i love these kinda videos and wouldnt mind another one about something similar. Keep up the good work mr bolt
@haydenhardin285
@haydenhardin285 4 ай бұрын
0:38 Somebody Insert some Epic Beatbox Music!
@ondururagittandeska2004
@ondururagittandeska2004 4 ай бұрын
The Skull Emoji has probably been scanned over 1000 times at this point "Why are we still here just to suffer"
@Trilltendo64
@Trilltendo64 4 ай бұрын
They got Pinocchio out here sounding like Noon from Shining Force 3.
@PrincessMatrix
@PrincessMatrix 4 ай бұрын
I love Patrick Stewart. He was asked to play the shit emoji and his response was "Sign me the fuck up!"
@themelbornememer9575
@themelbornememer9575 4 ай бұрын
"Norm has Relapsed"
@Xero_Eigengrau
@Xero_Eigengrau 4 ай бұрын
At least he did the "re" one instead of the "pro" one
@Onemanshowoff
@Onemanshowoff 4 ай бұрын
Poop is unironically the best character in the movie because Patrick was a great sport about it. Yeah, there's money, but his reasoning being that he's a Shakespeare actor who's so good, he can even play poop is just funny to me. Yes, I am an 80 year old Facebook grandpa, now go clean your room, buster
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