THE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS OF 2019 (YIAY

[@pocketbricks3879]

Imagine wearing that “I paused my game to be here” at a funeral or a wedding or something

[@zygone2658]

Lolololololol

[@SHUTLL]

I can think of someone who'd do that, and I despise them so

[@slonk420]

Thanks, now I know what I'm wearing to my wedding

[@zygone2658]

@@slonk420 bruh

[@Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk]

@@slonk420 if you invite me to your wedding and fly me over I'll wear that shirt.

[@niall62]

"I want a job where I can work in my jammies" *2 Wishes Remaining...*

[@jmbetan]

Um, burger me!

[@edisnightstar]

@@jmbetan *1 Wish Remaining...*

[@TheAdriyaman]

Monkey's paw

[@photoskathesis]

@@niall62 ryosuke!

[@garbomode29]

@Sydnee Bannister no oh god no please were over halfway through dont make us do it again

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

My brother got a “I paused Fortnite to be here” shirt from my mom. My mom was very proud of herself for her comedy.

[@anthonylesley982]

Okay then

[@unknownknife4993]

I forgot to post some thing so I got axe body spray and that's it

[@mrdexter1018]

👏

[@deJessias]

You can't even pause fortnite

[@MeganClarkMusic]

Nathan L the fact that it's an online game that you can't pause

[@brutusthedestroyer]

The worst Christmas gift for 2019 was the start of 2020.

[@randomdude9767]

God is coming back to play with his toy of mass destruction

[@singhsekhon]

Lol yeah

[@dawud_hmdl]

U genius

[@dekurat3888]

Yes

[@case0325]

it do be true doe-

[@hakairyu1]

“I burp therefore I am” You can never be sure if Descartes is rolling in his grave or not.

[@goonsdirge3464]

he simultaneously is and isn't, until someone opens the coffin.

[@roderrickgaming9949]

I got 2 shampoo bottles and a tissue box calling me lazy, i always tried to tell her that i like geeky stuff like Dragonball. She says that i never 5alk to her about it... I always used to tell her that. :(

[@loverofspacei7964]

Isn’t that Schrodinger, not Descartes?

[@kyledaugherty1609]

regurgito ergo sum

[@archeey8543]

I live in germany, yet i can still hear what sounds like muffled french screams

[@ella-cx1po]

I’m a Leo and I always say: “DiD soMeONe SaY JeLLO sHotS?” So I would love those pencils

[@ninawth]

Are you a narcissist? The package says Leo's are narcissists, so it must be true, right? I wonder what the one about Cancer says.

[@jinxmashina450]

@@ninawth of course we are narcissists. We literally developed god complexes. Sometimes. Not always

[@maplesyrup4396]

@@jinxmashina450 as a leo, i agree

[@gingersplashx1601]

Nina Nina Ofc we are! Have you seen us?

[@user-pz7gf3pz9t]

Let's not forget the classic phrase *"suoegrog olleh"* that us leos love to say!

[@stickybarf]

That really hit me hard when Garfield said “burger me”.

[@Karen-oq2zz]

"*Even my coffee needs coffee*"

[@goonsdirge3464]

this channel is supposed to be family friendly wtf

[@larks.]

Oh hi, fripp

[@AleRektr]

Wha-

[@hudbudthedudhudbudthedud5252]

I cried

[@gargles5270]

“i’m gay and prefer marvel” is such a powerful statement

[@pqaza_]

Wow you watched the video as well? Woowwww that’s ceazy bro

[@gargles5270]

pqaza someone’s upset, sorry if my comment wasn’t up to par

[@CooletteD00]

@@gargles5270 yeet

[@Sheepy_TV]

Makes sense you'd have to be gay to like Marvel

[@crinnp]

@@pqaza_ Aren't... Aren't the comments supposed to be _about_ the video? I... I don't see why you're upset, lmao.

[@olavivirta1826]

There's *literally* a guy that wears "I speak fluent sarcasm" shirt everyday in my school

[@katimillard5924]

My fiance's brother wears one all the time. He is in his late 20s

[@chadchaddington7453]

Does he have multiple or is it just the one?

[@Zaraniteyuh]

Alex Pato his entire fashion style is “I speak fluent sarcasm”

[@dumbenbypride9151]

I knew a chic in seventh that wore “I speak fluent emoji” shirts regularly

[@ThorHC11]

Dude my best friend in college right now wears that shirt all the time

[@SnoopFun321]

“Burger me” sounds like a real answer to some YIAY question

[@fancygm6608]

Jack commented on my new video

[@moistdetour1376]

Fancy GM stop lying

[@fancygm6608]

@@moistdetour1376 ok

[@fancygm6608]

@@moistdetour1376 unless...

[@mushymcmushington7176]

My mom actually has that "I paused my game to be here" shirt. She had it on when her dad died recently and wore it to the hospital without realizing.

[@psveryfan]

Oh no

[@LishaClose]

F

[@zanderm]

MushyBird McMushington I don’t care stop posting cringe

[@mushymcmushington7176]

@@zanderm **dab**

[@Cecil...]

@@zanderm bad day?

[@alchemical29]

“What are your 2020 predictions.” How simple the times were

[@TheUltimateRare]

the year where everyone says "chaos" can see the future.

[@thatntr4146]

do the klop And the dunk

[@musicstuff883]

DMmaster56’s Videos only 4 words

[@waluigionadinosaursquisham4035]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😃🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 This is fine

[@TheUltimateRare]

@@waluigionadinosaursquisham4035 yeh nothing is wrong. yeh yeh it's just a normal year. Yeh.

[@hudsondarmanin3358]

This kid in my grade wears that "I paused my game to be here" shirt all the time, it's scary

[@andrewputnam2717]

What grade are you in if it's middle school it's honestly not nearly as bad as it could be

[@arsongamer1510]

@@andrewputnam2717 but what if that guy was like 20

[@andrewputnam2717]

@@arsongamer1510 that's weird but if he's 12 he's fine

[@Crazychicken-ml8yh]

Run

[@HisPanicRoom]

Burger me

[@themysticlinguine]

I can’t believe we read “Twitter for Android” all year for this

[@ocg6999]

cringe alert

[@saff1257]

ocg bad day?

[@ocg6999]

​@@saff1257 not really why you asking, i woke up 2:30 pm and went out for a run, then i came home ate some tacos and gamed with the boys then for dinner i had biff stroganof heres a recipe www.koket.se/mitt-kok/tommy-myllymaki/biff-stroganoff/ and then i gamed some more with the boys and then i fell asleep for a couple of hours and some snapchat notifications from the boys woke me up so i started watching some youtube and now im here. now that i think about i want to play some red dead redemption 2 before i go to sleep thank you for asking tho how was your day?

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

+ocg Based on your two replies, my feelings about you are incredibly well-mixed.

[@UserUser-ht9lw]

@@ocg6999 Shut up cringe baby

[@gooliusboozler9754]

I literally just saw someone wear the “Paused my game to be here shirt” in Public at a beach

[@hsuanne1106]

The random and important show es

[@Cardboard_Ukulele]

I got one too

[@nolan13]

The autistic kid in my school wears that shirt a lot and whenever he does, at least 20 people ask him what game he paused and he gets madder and madder each time someone asked.

[@productions1203]

Nolan I feel offended

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@nolan13 Is it just me or is the same autistic kid somehow at every school? No offence, it's been like 6 years since I've graduated school and that's still exactly how I remember things playing out. Wait now it just sounds like I'm saying I was that kid.

[@brody10123]

7:43 “working from home is no longer a crazy dream” little did he know

[@KattLover5412]

Only thing that could make the Garfield calendar worse was if it was a 2019 calendar

[@squidwardtortellini362]

I’ll do you one better: a regifted 2019 calendar.

[@Name-yv2zq]

that would be better

[@AlphaC0re]

Do you mean bad because you can’t use it, or bad because it wasn’t made in 2012?

[@KattLover5412]

@@AlphaC0re xDD wish I thought of that but no cause you can't use it (not that you would)

[@michellefromthevoid]

“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see” killed me.

[@jamesmartin6851]

B U R G E R M E

[@medicsoff]

No it didn't dumbass headass lookin ass how you posting this then 😳

[@duaamuaa]

Jace whoooooosh

[@medicsoff]

@@duaamuaa woooosh you spaztik that was the whole joke

[@atonofshrooms]

I got “I can’t pause it, it’s an online game” socks

[@chevaps7500]

Its ok, no one reads socks

[@user77797]

if they do then probably run away

[@netherwolf100]

My grandma and grandpa got me “Epic Gamer” socks and an “I paused my game to be here” shirt

[@grahamkeys1895]

Week late 😕

[@davidsaad1488]

I prayed for you in church

[@kayrose6670]

in reality the worst gifts for 2019 were concert tickets

[@MrFrosty6487]

Yup

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

as someone who was planned to be gifted concert tickets, can confirm

[@emilywright1390]

I had tickets to see Josh widdicombe :(

[@Jeffrey_Watkins]

Except tickets for the Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour, that concert was unstoppable

[@Mickeyistired]

@@Jeffrey_Watkins they’re still going strong. Really proving to the world that back street is in fact back

[@FinlayJM]

"I'm gay and prefer marvel" is the new "I'm 13 and doesn't"

[@radoslavtodorov890]

I put this as my insta bio

[@HUNKragor]

Doesn't what?

[@zatrat5696]

Finlay JM whats that an old meme

[@nobudgetcomments2742]

@@HUNKragor woosh

[@andrew_sus4]

@@nobudgetcomments2742 BURGER ME

[@benji-to4mg]

My sister gave me socks but on the side it said “s o c c” and I’m not sure if it’s cursed or blessed

[@classicsonic7194]

Dam I was gonna say that

[@abeatrizcv6760]

This deserves more attention 🤣

[@chieftf2wastaken]

its neither. its a sin

[@batmitesolos7097]

Cuessed

[@number1millipedefan]

blursed

[@giveluminacat10nobles21]

I love that God Is Dope shirt + Crying Baby Mask combo.

[@MrDragonorp]

actually a really dope gift, I would have being very happy to get it.

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

GPLink 1223 perfect for Halloween. Not to go out in, but to wear at home so that kids won’t bother you with candy.

[@oliverdb2215]

I love it so much I have it saved on my phone. Surprisingly it also worked on gradient DNA estimator. The results were: 72% Norwegian 16% Danish 11% French 1% Swiss

[@magicalwheelchair3047]

*WOMBO COMBO*

[@theviper5064]

@@MrDragonorp *YGS*

[@DataShawol]

Rewatching this,and seeing the Garfield calendar saying: " i want a job where i can work in my jammies" and thinking about 2020

[@josephcoleman1505]

All that Garfield calendar needed was to be a 2019 calendar

[@aryanarora4874]

Look Closely..it is lol

[@hiilikecats2946]

B U R G E R M E

[@lilzowsk8960]

jack: “next episode took me a year to make” also jack: “WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS OF 2019! (YIAY #494)”

[@user-ge6dh3oo8k]

that's exactly what i was thinking lmao

[@ethansmith6507]

Woooooooosh

[@otomatonesattheendoftime2396]

@@ethansmith6507 wow, you use reddit! Sooooooo cool

[@tylerpalazzo2939]

Runner-up for WORST gift? I'm sorry man, but that bootlegged Jacksfilms t-shirt is perhaps the dopest thing I've seen since Sqhidward dabbing. I'd wear that shit 367 days out of the year!

[@薛晓虹]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah

[@benisme6219]

“I paused my game to be here” He should wear that to a funeral. ••Edit•• Follow @louis_smyth on instagram he suing me for stealing his joke

[@roamingreptile5398]

BenIsMe I got that shirt too and I’m going to my friend’s dad’s funeral soon...

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

BenIsMe I’d pay him $7000000 to do that

[@Fletchayabetcha]

wear it to the funeral of the person who bought it for them

[@ninjasnapple]

I've considered doing that with my "I paused my game to be here" shirt many times

[@alwinwinter1645]

He should wear it to *his* funeral

[@bylertoe1]

"Working from home is no longer a dream." Yeah, now we dream of going outside again.

[@savannahmackie7799]

the worst christmas gift of 2019 is the fact that we still don’t have kidz bop quiz 2

[@chairmanmao9810]

Savannah Mackie Quit complaining or I’m gonna make you disappear

[@genericuser1454]

the worst christmas gift of 2019 is the fact that we still don't have the twitter for android song

[@jacobbelanger2648]

Or the "Is this a Pitbull lyric?" quiz

[@apexjailor9349]

Chairman Mao glorious leader please don’t decrease my social credit score! I love the government! Oh god... I hope we can keep the mortgage

[@dusty2573]

I got a jumper with “flossing round the Christmas tree” on it with a snow man, rein deer and Santa flossing.

[@User-st6uj]

NO.

[@dusty2573]

y e s.

[@crazyemoontheloose]

Big oof

[@rattfish]

Burn it in hell.

[@Verzse27]

Oh dear

[@BrassBoyz1]

I would like to argue that “burger me” is a great meme in 2019 context Edit: I hope everyone that sees this comment has a great day and knows they’re special.

[@Lucas-po6mn]

B O R G A R O R G A R

[@Smashlander]

Dang it’s not great anymore

[@memes4037]

You mean 2020

[@rehehehehehe4525]

*weed eater*

[@freylings5078]

Burger me up daddy

[@LethargicScientist]

I'm pretty sure if I could summarize the internet's personality, "I'm gay and prefer marvel" would be up there tbh.

[@Ukulilly]

You're completely correct

[@Racso-oscaR]

I may come out with this line

[@Racso-oscaR]

@Gregor Kerr to my friends yeah

[@mjolnirsoul9214]

@@Racso-oscaR eyyyyyyy! how'd it go?

[@Racso-oscaR]

@@mjolnirsoul9214 good

[@YurinanAcquiline]

An olive oil sampler sounds like a good gift for people who love to cook.

[@tararose195]

Right? I saw it and wanted it. Haha

[@robybartez7942]

I actually thought it was good too

[@burcebanning]

Like it's good if you use olive oil a lot or like it a lot but like. why would you give that to someone randomly.

[@furthernerd]

and italians

[@robybartez7942]

@@furthernerd in fact i am maybe that's why xD

[@JK-sp8vx]

Jack: How would they Kidzbopify Christmas songs? Me: “Baby, it’s moderately chilly outside. Grab a jacket”

[@itsbunnz5295]

I know I’m late, but I got some rocks. Straight up normal rocks. I have a crystal collection, but these are just boring rocks you can find outside

[@hhahahshha]

Damn

[@BobBob-cc4dt]

Tough luck Charlie Brown

[@angelricchi1321]

At least you are healthy

[@itsbunnz5295]

Angel Ricchi ok but what the fuck does this mean

[@fatinzamri432]

@@itsbunnz5295 eat them

[@rykloog9578]

2020 in 4 words? “We were not prepared”

[@Eggward]

Mum got me a shirt of Santa dabbing and it said “dabbing through the snow”

[@Ender_Rock]

Tell your mum this: "Bro, you just posted cringe, you are going to lose subscriber"

[@zatrat5696]

Eggward tough luck champ

[@thetwizzler8096]

Tell her she didn’t pass the vibe check

[@420speedweed]

my 7 year old brother has the exact same 😂

[@c0nn0r0hagan]

same

[@Gamcity13]

I cannot believe Jack didnt read the “Deck The Dog” garfield meme, wherein garfield straight up commands you to beat dogs in december

[@keithrubin]

Deck The Dog should be an annual Christmas dogfighting competition.

[@funnyfella8198]

What do you expect? It _is_ the end of no nut November

[@realpauldano]

we’re getting dangerously close to yiay 500, John. I hope you’re ready.

[@TrashmanCZ]

1:59 It´s been almost 3 years Jack and still no bootleg merch video.

[@JerryFlowersIII]

Damn I got 2 shirts of different fonts that say "I paused my game to be here" both from the same person.

[@charlieemanuel809]

I got the same thing on a hoodie

[@doodle0_]

Jack: "I actually have a good gift for you.." Also Jack: Shows weight loss app.

[@zanderm]

KatKorn 101 cringing so hard rn

[@ThatInfernosGuy]

F

[@Shayhammowolf]

Okay haters, but I'll be using the shit out of this app sooo

[@saff1257]

i used that app when i was anorexic lmao no thanks

[@har00nsaeed93]

@@zanderm y, guess u saw a mirror for the first time

[@GalbertArt]

could have been worse... could have been a 2019 Garfield meme calendar

[@kingarthur1092]

4:27 I actually got that book for my birthday before and read it unironically. Can confirm no information within is useful

[@iwuvtosuckpeepee]

Petition to make “Burger Me” an actual ironic meme

[@diegosanchez894]

I burp therefore I am is more in line with the "wen you walk 👌👌👀😩🤣" type.

[@ohaimark9449]

Burger me daddy

[@iwuvtosuckpeepee]

O hai Mark Oh you seem to like lasagna UwU🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@ohaimark9449]

@@iwuvtosuckpeepee with a side of avocado. Wink wink

[@norab42]

Burger me. Burger now. Me a burger needing a lot now

[@necromarcy]

Jack yesterday: “My next video took a year to make.” I hate you john

[@BiblicalLemon]

Time to end him

[@jhjjhg1]

My boyfriend got a gun, and all he wanted was a humidifier for his bedroom.

[@fenrirgg]

He's saved from mold. Lucky.

[@tasnim569]

jhjjhg1 *everyone gets out a gun for a humidifier, totally normal*

[@sheepness8353]

i dont see the problem, just fill the gun with water and spray it

[@Boristien405]

I'd happily take a gun bruh but don't expect my family to spend that much

[@jekyll138.5]

SHOOT THE DRYNESS

[@Sheila_Chu]

"Burger me!" Took so many years off my life

[@radioactivepi734]

To the people who got advent calendars for Christmas: If you open the side of it like a box and pull out the tray, you can eat it like a box of chocolates

[@AvalancheTV]

That is so smart. But I never got treated that way. I always get great gifts.

[@safiarter201]

@@AvalancheTV Wow lucky, check your privilege

[@topicvideosguy]

Depends. If it's that cheap-ass coin chocolate, then just throw it away.

[@kindakyana2372]

@@topicvideosguy bruh those are the best kinds of chocolate

[@topicvideosguy]

@@kindakyana2372 Are you sure we're talking about the same thing? I'm talking about the chocolate from Dollar Tree that tastes like its main ingredients are cocoa powder and sadness

[@Blue-Jaye]

4:43 is no one gonna mention that the author of the “52 things to do while you poo” book is named HUGH-J- ASS-BURN...

[@hubbybubby7867]

First?

[@whenthe4402]

GenericUser what

[@hubbybubby7867]

ABritish Britain I was the first reply (also hello fellow Brit)

[@butwith3955]

That was my submission lol I'm still up at night trying to figure out what emotion jack was conveying

[@hellontherockswithatwist2748]

@@butwith3955 thank you or bringing this into our lives

[@lizziepairel1961]

My mom deadass got me the "I paused my game to be here" shirt and legit thought I would love it and that it was hilariously clever.

[@milkywayflea404]

Are you implying that it isn't hilarious

[@pjspriteanimations4905]

3:50 "don't drink it all at once!" Well oh boy oh boy this feels different after a certain game

[@bedrat]

“Cats: the official Videogame” #YIAY2020

[@peeew]

hope it is pixelated

[@Sonichu_issue0]

For the Wii U.

[@KillerKilometers]

Meeeeow

[@victorialara1291]

Oh god nooo

[@NeichoKijimura]

Already exists

[@Contertainment]

the garfield meme but it has no bottom text it just says "I want a job"

[@KayrBayr13]

The Garfield Calendar would be worse if it was a 2019 calendar received this year.

[@space3709]

You mean best?

[@idiotbox1814]

Honestly the people are like “oh my siblings got this” I think are lying or leaving out some pretty dope ass gifts

[@alartemus]

The Christmas gift I really want is a shirt that says “I’m gay and prefer Marvel”

[@hsuanne1106]

Casey Miller es

[@halkon4412]

my sexual orientation is marvel

[@cosmic.c]

me too

[@beetroten7178]

i made “i’m gay and prefer marvel” my actual instagram bio

[@fintiniganlucille5547]

Nice

[@Manny00779]

Link you're Instagram

[@beetroten7178]

wond ding dong don’t want random creepers finding my instagram :/

[@Salem-1610]

I made that my Twitter bio

[@haseenabadshah5381]

@@Manny00779 your

[@MobHunter2001]

I’m gonna go tattoo “God is dope” on my chest. Honestly I’d wear that shirt.... Am I the problem?

[@manukep5307]

Lol buttman

[@isaacrobertson4374]

Bruh id wear shirt that too

[@crowthewicked8344]

No, you are the solution

[@ShadowfireReality]

Don't forget to get "Crack is Wack" across a bicep

[@ohimfinnadie]

god is a homie ngl

[@nogod9552]

7:21 I think this is why 2020 just fucking blew up

[@mew-tube8787]

My brother got that same “I paused my game to be here” shirt, and THEN decided to wear it unironically. Everything about that shirt enrages me.

[@ocg6999]

this is cringe delete now

[@saff1257]

ocg bad day?

[@UserUser-ht9lw]

@@ocg6999 Shut up cringe baby

[@williamsd9756]

Me and my brother got the same shirt and I don’t think I’ll ever wear it in public or school

[@mew-tube8787]

Williamsd good, you know my pain

[@lynmmcc]

Saw a guy wearing that “I paused my game to be here” shirt at Christmas mass. Yikes.

[@adamwise1111]

What a power move.

[@None-Trick_Pony]

Not only did he not wear nice clothes to Mass, he wore a fucking gamer shirt? I haven't gone to Mass in years due to shifts in personal beliefs, but my parents would've murdered me for doing that. EDIT: fixed a typo.

[@insaneasilas]

Absolute Chad

[@southerndude9516]

that is just awful

[@jacobcarter6332]

What a King. Gonna wear a "my super power is gaming" shirt to the next mass

[@themandownstairs4765]

"I'm gay and prefer Marvel" - Jack Douglyass, 2020

[@what7520]

*Bigforeheadass LMAO

[@Jimins__Pookie]

Literally me too tho 😂

[@J80.]

Dougly ass? Or dougl yass?

[@klg_playz_games6310]

The Man Downstairs “im gay and i prefer PEWDIEPIE

[@TwigTheCalicoWolf]

I burp, and therefore I am -Garfield 2020

[@ABalloonInNeed]

“I wanna do a video in 2020 where me and a couple other youtubers-“ let me stop you right there John

[@oldabandonedaccount7751]

My mom got a sweater that says “chillin with my snowmies” that has a dabbing snowman

[@Crash_2099]

Lucky The cat ooowwwwwww😂

[@CroissantMoon]

thats the best gift ever

[@levi_pissboy4468]

You should send that to jack he would love it

[@onnih4482]

No perkele

[@bagduster9381]

Kid: ah yes christmas time Grandma: I'm about to ruin my grandchilds whole career

[@fiberlost4577]

I got a shirt that says "it's an anime thing, you wouldn't understand"

[@chasek0746]

Fuuuuuccckk

[@chasek0746]

F

[@doctorcowboy3468]

F

[@tyler4068]

F

[@asdfghjkl6072]

The best shirt

[@holyshard530]

5:25 that actually sounds like a really cool gift! I would honestly love to have that one day.. No, it's not because of anything personal..it just looks super cool to hang on my wall!

[@adamwise1111]

Is no one gonna mention the one good meme on the Garfield calendar: "You could do worse. Garfield for president!"

[@keithrubin]

My boy Andrew don't deserve this

[@kyrroti]

Good old Andrew Garfield, he got to be Spider-Man and POTUS.

[@_jxsterr]

I’m sad to admit it but I got that same “I paused my game to be here” shirt

[@nite6427]

I got that on my birthday

[@_jxsterr]

Mr. Krabs ah great so you got a shirt dedicated to you on a day dedicated to you

[@whos.brooke.]

Same

[@rafliavriza3651]

"Working from home is no longer this crazy dream" That didn't age very well did it, John?

[@dbear7717]

I think it aged like wine.

[@carpetchair5778]

Wdym it aged amazingly

[@BillieJProbst]

It aged super well

[@haseenabadshah5381]

269 likes lmao

[@markimoss9890]

it aged like a fine wine

[@dim7ay]

3:40 that part makes me feel soooo old considering i have a phone from 4 years ago

[@egglliott2156]

Im gonna redownload tinder and make “I’m gay and prefer marvel” my bio

[@jorian8834]

Hell just go straight to grindr

[@gamestarz2001]

Don't forget to make 3:09 your profile picture

[@Enkvinnasominteheterove]

Marty the one that gets the reference first

[@theanonymouscommenter3035]

1:49 John out here missing the entire point, that the game's in Danish

[@zanderm]

The Anonymous Commenter cringe

[@theanonymouscommenter3035]

@@zanderm You know what's actually cringey? Posting basically the same reply to loads of comments in the same comment section.

[@skull_party13]

OH. MY. GOD. My step mom literally bought me that “I paused my game to be here” shirt a few years ago and it’s been sitting in my closet ever since. Epic gamer moment

[@pigmafia]

You poor fucking soul I'm coming with help soon

[@TheMarikatt]

I would just wear it at concerts andinapropriate places. Maybe family gatherings.

[@GroupNebula563]

3:50 the worst part about that mouthwash is it’s been opened before

[@popcanter188]

Garfield: is known for eating lasagna and Italian foods. The calendar: _burger_

[@Tfin]

"Lasagna me" just didn't work. :/ But it's not like Garfield is supposed to be funny.

[@chrishubbard64]

He eats plenty of burgers.

[@scood7730]

My ball hair is very long

[@tvftw1]

"HE UPLOADED, HE UPLOADED, HE- This isn't the video I've been waiting a year for"

[@hsuanne1106]

CouchPotatoCNPB es

[@Kelarys]

"Farts are funny!" as a completely serious statement trying to sell a book fills me with rage

[@theadventuresofmuffinthefo4105]

4:26 I got that book for my birthday a few years ago. Another notable gift from that year is a book of careers that outlines the skills you need and how much money you make. Interesting gifts for a 12 year old

[@maxvolume72]

I got a book called "is it just me or is everything shit?" In my stocking and I'm not gonna lie it's got some good points and I'm not complaining

[@realskating4realskaters_363]

Max Volume can I borrow it I’ll trade you this board game called Shit happens for a week 😉 look it up it’s great www.shithappensgame.com

[@Hydons]

I have officially changed my twitter bio to " I'm gay and prefer Marvel"

[@zanderm]

trex 4642 cringe

[@thirty9648]

@@zanderm shut the fuck up you fucking cringe baby who the fuck uses the word cringe? That's right only cringe babies and you are a fucking cringe baby, you fucking cringe baby.

[@sigurd6018]

@@zanderm ok kiddo

[@keith.gabrielson]

Zander Murnieks just shut up cringe baby

[@keith.gabrielson]

Echo_OS I subscribed to you just for that comment

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

“Twitter for Android” was the best Christmas gift of 2019

[@avicennaferdian438]

4:40 so nobody is gonna mention that the pooping book's author name is "Hugh Jassburn"? its basically "huge ass burn" with some extra steps, i cant stop laughing

[@NAFProjects]

Also "m.t. lott" Aka the line for that book

[@butwith3955]

Tweet was mins

[@completeepicness5070]

You: File this under “shirts you’re too embarrassed to wear in public “ Me: WEAKLING

[@zanderm]

CompleteEpicness screams of cringe

[@sigurd6018]

@@zanderm no u

[@UserUser-ht9lw]

@@zanderm Shut up cringe baby

[@nalsium2828]

@@UserUser-ht9lw Shut up cringe baby baby

[@themediaangel7413]

“I thought of you because it’s useless” -Grandma, 2019

[@jakemitchell7786]

5:20 I love that one is printed backwards.

[@weather9405]

Ur right

[@lilyengel836]

its because they want you to take a selfie with it, and if it were normal print it would look backwards in the pic

[@spicybanans]

What's weird is that when I looked at it normally it didn't make any sense but then when I looked at it upside down I knew what it meant, and I just now realized that I somehow understood it when it was upside-down when it wasn't upside-down in the first place... What is wrong with my brain

[@benh884]

I think the only reason people get advent calendars for Christmas is because they are on clearance by then and you could argue "it's still just chocolate"

[@jonkernet8487]

When is Twitter for Android John? *_YOU LIED TO US JOHN_*

[@HisPanicRoom]

Big Chungus

[@shadowblast4237]

Twitter is always for Android, Jonk

[@jacksfilms]

IT'S NEXT

[@parchmentpaper-t7c]

jacksfilms Twitter for Android

[@fresh9263]

jacksfilms We are the Garfield to your John. We are disappointed, John. We require twitter for Lasagne John.

[@chrisoniceskates]

“What was the worst gift you got this year?” Published Jan 2, 2020

[@86fifty]

"I'm gay and prefer marvel" is definitely going in my Tinder bio if I ever get one... Start off on the right foot, ya know?

[@HandledToaster2]

Damn I wish I was gay so I could say rhat

[@freddier47]

Just put "I'm gay" cos prefering marvel is just a synonym of that anyway

[@frogguy3355]

i would if i was gay and used tinder

[@92brunod]

@@freddier47 and preferring DC makes you a homophobe?

[@freddier47]

@@92brunod and not ignoring the bait means you got baited

[@jans452]

"I want a job where I can work in my jammies" A finger curls on the monkey's paw.

[@jorgec98]

Can't believe "worst christmas gifts 2019" took the whole year to make

[@matt8258]

Boo

[@soul8bounce]

Booooooo

[@rinnefeet]

Booooooooooooo

[@Shivam-wc3yx]

Decade*

[@jordanertz3034]

@@rinnefeet -mer

[@seendizzle5765]

Jack: stay tuned to hear more about it Me: no, I don’t think I will

[@ESB2109]

“Working from home is no longer a crazy dream”. Me in 2020: B R U H

[@shinobibard2831]

You have my name. That is a crime

[@rodolfito2324]

Garfield wanted a job where he could work in his jammies. He predicted quarantine.

[@maddisonger3685]

My little brother got a shirt that says “wooden spoon Survivor”

[@ragupastasauce371]

He survived

[@bruhsauce644]

I just got what the shirt means, that is absolutely terrible, what if your parents gave him that lol

[@maddisonger3685]

Bruh Sauce they did

[@aconcerninglilguy]

Oh no ...

[@coolsmile8414]

That's golden

[@goonsdirge3464]

absolutely love the "single, taken, gamer" shirts because they could just check "single"

[@haveagoodday4668]

I got a pack of hair ties, not only was it opened, my hair isn’t long enough to put my hair up!!

[@TessNn]

I didn't even get anything

[@artpudim4935]

Nobody cares, whiny kid

[@haveagoodday4668]

Art Pudim What..?

[@haveagoodday4668]

sweet dutch girl YT that’s sad :( I’m sorry

[@artpudim4935]

Wrong comment,sorry

[@dionemoolman]

7:36 Well everybody got that wish.