THE WORST DATE I'VE EVER HAD | Check Please

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jacksepticeye

jacksepticeye

6 жыл бұрын

This is the worst date I've ever had, Check Please!!
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@davidmackayy
@davidmackayy 6 жыл бұрын
"Turns out you're not supposed to stab people on dates" So that's where i've gone wrong! Thanks for the tip Jackanova!
@victor3582
@victor3582 6 жыл бұрын
Yuri seems to enjoy it tho :D
@Nyehhhhhh
@Nyehhhhhh 6 жыл бұрын
But genocide
@kirstixxx6536
@kirstixxx6536 6 жыл бұрын
BUT UNDERTALE
@Nyehhhhhh
@Nyehhhhhh 6 жыл бұрын
Kirsti xxx but staby staby
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 6 жыл бұрын
Once a girl stabbed me with a fork, wasn't exactly magical, but it didn't ruin the moment.
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 6 жыл бұрын
"Sandra, if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as 'assault'?" It would, and that would make her "assaulty Sandra" :P
@CaughtInBarbedWire
@CaughtInBarbedWire 6 жыл бұрын
Pedro Stormrage what about “assaulted Sandra?”
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 6 жыл бұрын
CaughtInBarbedWire That too; basically she was "assaulty" (a salty) Sandra because she was assaulted :)
@mr.j7444
@mr.j7444 6 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he picked up the pepper shaker.
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 6 жыл бұрын
MR. J I hadn't even noticed the difference between those shakers but, now that you brought it up, I figured out that "The number of holes in salt and pepper shakers varies by culture, health and taste. In the US excessive salt is considered bad for you, so the salt shaker is the one with the fewer holes, but in parts of Europe it’s the other way around. It also has to do with availability - in some places salt was rare and prized, whereas in Europe it was difficult to get your hands on Pepper since it’s a spice from the Orient (very exotic) which was used to spice up meat that was past its prime." You said the one with fewer holes was the pepper shaker, so does that mean you're in Europe? :)
@Sophomore._.in._.College
@Sophomore._.in._.College 6 жыл бұрын
Pedro Stormrage why didn’t I think of that?!
@rebekahkoloda4892
@rebekahkoloda4892 6 жыл бұрын
“Sandra, if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as assault”? Best joke ever 😂
@demonprincess9680
@demonprincess9680 5 жыл бұрын
Even the date was horrified by that joke
@rebekahkoloda4892
@rebekahkoloda4892 5 жыл бұрын
Demon Princess 😂
@satan3488
@satan3488 4 жыл бұрын
*And I’ve no idea why the date was so offended, that was hilarious!*
@londonbrannon9352
@londonbrannon9352 4 жыл бұрын
Its not Assault A-salt
@leogirl4149
@leogirl4149 4 жыл бұрын
It's not assault. It is apepper.
@graceandersen8402
@graceandersen8402 6 жыл бұрын
"I even have my shirt buttoned... And I haven't done that in years!" Well... I can't speak for everyone but maybe she would like you more if it wasn't buttoned............... (Also like please don't shoot me it's a joke)
@HappyH00ves
@HappyH00ves 5 жыл бұрын
You got 69 likes 😏
@samdolan09
@samdolan09 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed....lol
@christinabettis4969
@christinabettis4969 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Hooves Pssst...It’s 169 now 😏
@kirstensavoie816
@kirstensavoie816 4 жыл бұрын
At least I’m not the only one who thinks this at least 😁😆😆
@Light_3209
@Light_3209 4 жыл бұрын
-cocks gun- You sure?
@YoungVinny
@YoungVinny 6 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye date starter pack: Meatballs, shirt, and most of all, *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH"*
@lokimood
@lokimood 6 жыл бұрын
Y.V-Young Vinny you forgot beer
@Paitan
@Paitan 6 жыл бұрын
What about de *B A N A N A* ??? Banana? Anyone? Banana? He's got a banana. Banana? *BANANA???!?!?!*
@ambeevert7235
@ambeevert7235 6 жыл бұрын
Take my money please
@Deef1610
@Deef1610 6 жыл бұрын
Y.V-Young Vinny ii
@pearlexquisite935
@pearlexquisite935 6 жыл бұрын
I'll grab a load of Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please
@SuperGamingDude
@SuperGamingDude 6 жыл бұрын
Jack changed so many accents in this video. It was like listening to a different person each minute
@shaenacollins3652
@shaenacollins3652 6 жыл бұрын
SuperGaming Dude the egos
@swoff2844
@swoff2844 6 жыл бұрын
Oh hey man aren’t you a friend of Angry Demon?
@PolarTech99
@PolarTech99 6 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck do I see you everywhere bro?
@matthewsalvador9399
@matthewsalvador9399 6 жыл бұрын
SuperGaming Dude i saw you again wtf 😂
@tomodachijustin3394
@tomodachijustin3394 6 жыл бұрын
SuperGaming Dude It's the egos. The personalities are beginning their first step of their master plan.
@cypher237
@cypher237 6 жыл бұрын
When he changed clothes.. I lost it.. 😏😂😝
@aliciasimmons7142
@aliciasimmons7142 5 жыл бұрын
Diana Fronsdahl me 2
@xxcheetahkinzxx8963
@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 4 жыл бұрын
Same! :3
@jilly_bean12
@jilly_bean12 4 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!!!❤❤😍😋
@hellodemons5594
@hellodemons5594 5 жыл бұрын
If Jack brought me on a date He could set me on a fire and I'd still love him
@poisontippedsword3457
@poisontippedsword3457 4 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@xxcheetahkinzxx8963
@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 4 жыл бұрын
I agree so much!
@jilly_bean12
@jilly_bean12 4 жыл бұрын
Omg SAME!!!❤❤
@blueberrymuffin6857
@blueberrymuffin6857 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@stinky2813
@stinky2813 3 жыл бұрын
Guys stop being fangirls lol
@willum349
@willum349 6 жыл бұрын
"I want to ask all 18 mill for a date" *me* " yeaaaeeaeaeaahsss finally" ☺️😂😂😂😂
@dalerowe7329
@dalerowe7329 6 жыл бұрын
*Insert free tacos vine*
@kalanihall4594
@kalanihall4594 6 жыл бұрын
Wil Noordhoff Ikr?
@amazingrayquaza9727
@amazingrayquaza9727 6 жыл бұрын
Dale Rowe says about 1,000,000 people
@phen4896
@phen4896 6 жыл бұрын
I probably haven't laughed that much in a while. I really like the way these few past videos have turned out, they're really funny and entertaining! Well done you two!
@sortasour2964
@sortasour2964 6 жыл бұрын
PhoenixAera - Really agreed!
@ellar3243
@ellar3243 6 жыл бұрын
PhoenixAera - You literally took the words out of my mouth! Couldn't agree more
@jessiesoul3821
@jessiesoul3821 6 жыл бұрын
I'm at the worst place to be while watching this; the library 😂😂😂 I'm trying SO hard not to laugh
@neutralghast352
@neutralghast352 6 жыл бұрын
Jessie Soul *GAME OVER*
@animationsforyou5328
@animationsforyou5328 5 жыл бұрын
PhoenixAera - couldn’t agree more.
@dr.temperancebrennan
@dr.temperancebrennan 6 жыл бұрын
"This is the uh.. I'm going to die alone, forever in a bathtub filled with my own feces song," honestly tho same.
@unavailable4441
@unavailable4441 4 жыл бұрын
Hey person from last year I'm here to tell you to have a great day
@MsFlamingoSam
@MsFlamingoSam 4 жыл бұрын
@Keira Cameron hi person from a month ago, I just wanted to wish you good health and have a wonderful quarantine.
@calliethecattie3456
@calliethecattie3456 3 жыл бұрын
@Emily Rotando hey dude from 6 days ago, have a lovely day and don't forget to smile!
@charlotterice3839
@charlotterice3839 3 жыл бұрын
hello ppl from 3 months ago, have a lovely day!
@emilythezeldafan848
@emilythezeldafan848 3 жыл бұрын
hello everyone from 2 years-3 weeks ago, I hope y'all are having/have wonderful days
@zendpixie
@zendpixie 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Jack accidentally (or purposely) acted out almost all of the egos: - Marvin: being romantic and talkin' bout magic - Chase: being sad and complaining abt loneliness - Anti: "Turns out you're not supposed to stab people on dates" (also occasionally being aggressive towards the date, or severely annoyed and frustrated) - Shneep: all the parts with the german accent - JBM: desperately trying to appeal to his date and doing literally everything she wants, but also doing silly things to distract her and the runnaway (tho, I'm not sure abt this one XD) - JJ: being cute and nailing it
@ashleighstangeland5046
@ashleighstangeland5046 3 жыл бұрын
So what about him motivating himself? Chase maybe??
@CelestialSushi
@CelestialSushi 6 жыл бұрын
Jack, she left immediately after you said that meatball was "poo" from earlier. You do the math XD
@kirstixxx6536
@kirstixxx6536 6 жыл бұрын
nah its 0.192929 seconds AFTER also wheres the one in the world undyne fish made in sushi for me to ea- MY FOOD IS TALKING AHHH
@victorkoldbech
@victorkoldbech 6 жыл бұрын
CelestialSushi i was like No 300 just wanted to say 😂😂🎉
@mynamesamari8233
@mynamesamari8233 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: I thought this would be the perfect night to get to know all.... 18 million of you! Me: That’s gonna be one hell of a night jackyboy. Good luck soldier!
@PkWolfPKW
@PkWolfPKW 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. XD
@jasonvoorhees2347
@jasonvoorhees2347 6 жыл бұрын
Meh like my new jacket?
@chloebutler8438
@chloebutler8438 6 жыл бұрын
*19 😁
@misosoup5669
@misosoup5669 6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@rockabelle8974
@rockabelle8974 6 жыл бұрын
"What was I talking about? ...... My heart is in HAVANA OOOOOH NAH NAH!"
@skylarenium
@skylarenium 6 жыл бұрын
"This one's not actually a meatball, it's a piece of poo from earlier..." Date leaves. "What?! I was being... NOTHING but nice!"
@anica_fye
@anica_fye 6 жыл бұрын
"This is the I'm going to die alone forever in a bathtub of my own feces song." Welp I found my theme song
@willowdrakon
@willowdrakon 6 жыл бұрын
I cant find that song anywhere to download 😢
@justshades6120
@justshades6120 6 жыл бұрын
The "gesture" we do Me: remembers all the times you slap me in the face at the start of all ur videos
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 6 жыл бұрын
Joel Rogelio Then you need to start putting your hand up (that's supposed to be a high five) :P
@_b3e_689
@_b3e_689 6 жыл бұрын
aww jack's on his first date look at him go
@detectivedance
@detectivedance 5 жыл бұрын
just pouring wine on the table, touching fire and stabbing his date... he has grown up so much *sniff*
@NoThanksBro-es5xj
@NoThanksBro-es5xj 6 жыл бұрын
"Here's a piece of poo from earlier." "I was nothing but nice to her" Okay sweaty
@jadrobe3492
@jadrobe3492 5 жыл бұрын
Jenna Barrett No its a meme. Where you mispell it as "sweaty" 😂
@jadrobe3492
@jadrobe3492 5 жыл бұрын
Its fine! Hahah
@avarsh5223
@avarsh5223 5 жыл бұрын
Jenna Barrett Nice excuse.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@cloverrites1945
@cloverrites1945 6 жыл бұрын
Jack "What more do you want from me?!" Me "Well...it has been awhile since you wore that crop top..."
@rozerbud
@rozerbud 6 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh. XD
@harleycrux2205
@harleycrux2205 6 жыл бұрын
YES😍
@ekkocell6870
@ekkocell6870 6 жыл бұрын
Lady Theta did he wore one? What vid? xD
@cloverrites1945
@cloverrites1945 6 жыл бұрын
M Kenta One of the Dream Daddy episodes.
@rozerbud
@rozerbud 6 жыл бұрын
M Kenta Dream Daddy? Check his photos on instagram. There's a pic on there.
@TinnieTa21
@TinnieTa21 4 жыл бұрын
"Open up to me Sandra! In more ways than one." - I dare someone to actually use this line on a girl lol.
@em0boi158
@em0boi158 3 жыл бұрын
DARE COMPLETED- and successfully embarrassed.
@i.am.your.familiar
@i.am.your.familiar 6 жыл бұрын
*Jack/Seàn:* "It's because I've stabbed her in the face with a fork." *Me:* "I thought you used your knife."
@elijahno-name3511
@elijahno-name3511 6 жыл бұрын
*Jack's girlfriend sees this video* Jack: But I Don't wanna sleep on the couch again...IT'S COLD DOWN THERE!!!
@10Darkflower
@10Darkflower 6 жыл бұрын
Ben Tennyson SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
@ninawilletts2355
@ninawilletts2355 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Nvaeh-rd6hu
@Nvaeh-rd6hu 6 жыл бұрын
Ben Tennyson XD lol
@AxolPiezz
@AxolPiezz 6 жыл бұрын
whats this sleep u speak of
@matthewsalvador9399
@matthewsalvador9399 6 жыл бұрын
Can you eat sleep?
@rasheynothman4430
@rasheynothman4430 6 жыл бұрын
“Now this one is not a real meatball, this one is a piece of poo from earlier.. WHAT? I FAILED?!?”
@tylerblack3962
@tylerblack3962 4 жыл бұрын
Jack: “Do I smell??” *sniffs* “No, I smell like a summer breeze!” Me: “One might say you smell like Irish spring”
@brotista2479
@brotista2479 5 жыл бұрын
“When two become one.” *eighteen million that is now twenty million * *c o u g h cough c o u g h* *
@3verything3llie
@3verything3llie 5 жыл бұрын
20 million that is now 22 million *cough* *cough*
@savannahchurch2312
@savannahchurch2312 4 жыл бұрын
Which is now 23 million
@minecraftawesome4294
@minecraftawesome4294 3 жыл бұрын
Would y'all believe 26.3 million now?
@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 6 жыл бұрын
i appreciate the salt joke sm tbh it's gold also if you would feed me 3 meatballs at once off _your_ plate you're and angel and i love you
@quince537
@quince537 6 жыл бұрын
kooketh-shooketh_imdone lol
@lyricshelper2042
@lyricshelper2042 6 жыл бұрын
200th like!
@erikawillis3619
@erikawillis3619 6 жыл бұрын
What....
@badcovers5886
@badcovers5886 6 жыл бұрын
her face when he said that tho... absolutely perfect
@Kitkat-wr5qw
@Kitkat-wr5qw 6 жыл бұрын
Sean "i just wanna ask all......18 million of you out on a date." Me "I'm sorry i cant i'm actually going out with my chocolate chip cookies right about now"
@TheWarrior633
@TheWarrior633 6 жыл бұрын
Kitkat6634 yeah I would too lol but I kind of have a date with my social anxiety today lol 😂
@dogsandcatsrule3856
@dogsandcatsrule3856 6 жыл бұрын
sociallyanxiousgamer That is so relatable, I have a date with my constant anxiety and deppression today as well! XD
@TheWarrior633
@TheWarrior633 6 жыл бұрын
Lol welp at least i know that i'm not alone 😂🤣😂
@TheWarrior633
@TheWarrior633 6 жыл бұрын
And awww sorry to hear that you have constant anxiety anything I can do to help? 😁😊
@maxsawallich2128
@maxsawallich2128 6 жыл бұрын
Same.
@ak0716
@ak0716 4 жыл бұрын
"I am going to ask all 18 mil of you on a date" Me: WHOS GONNA PAY FOR THIS? Me: and everybody is gone
@xxcheetahkinzxx8963
@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 4 жыл бұрын
22 million now! :3
@Blueyfanaticcc
@Blueyfanaticcc 4 жыл бұрын
@@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 23 million
@xxcheetahkinzxx8963
@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 4 жыл бұрын
@@Blueyfanaticcc I was just gonna correct that! Thank you! :)
@Blueyfanaticcc
@Blueyfanaticcc 4 жыл бұрын
@@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 np
@sasxken_4247
@sasxken_4247 3 жыл бұрын
*26 million now*
@cultshepard4215
@cultshepard4215 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know about Sandra but i had fun
@Gamer_man-og4gq
@Gamer_man-og4gq 3 жыл бұрын
...
@snowbird1381
@snowbird1381 6 жыл бұрын
Stabbing people in the face, feeding them meatballs and magic tricks with fire (unless Marvin was influencing him). I guess a date with jack is always an adventure 😅
@lisawojda1443
@lisawojda1443 6 жыл бұрын
It's always an adventure when you're a BOSS!
@sikegotdatworngnumber1408
@sikegotdatworngnumber1408 6 жыл бұрын
snowbird I
@mmmmeeii
@mmmmeeii 6 жыл бұрын
“Turns out you’re not supposed to stab people when you’re on a date” Hmmmm nice advice jack
@jessbellis9510
@jessbellis9510 6 жыл бұрын
This flew off the rails really quickly. I think Jack may need an intervention, not Sandra.
@kcwick418
@kcwick418 6 жыл бұрын
My dad walked in when you said “I shaved my ass for this” and he gave me the weirdest look. I was dying laughing when he sighed and gave me the look of disappointment. Does anyone else get that look from their parents?
@deebee.1542
@deebee.1542 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks Jack is still not wearing pants?
@dejayjensen1450
@dejayjensen1450 5 жыл бұрын
lmao I don't think jack ever wears pants tbh XD
@antoinettes8970
@antoinettes8970 5 жыл бұрын
Destiny Doodles no your not the only one
@GuppyFarmer85
@GuppyFarmer85 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh if I could I'd go on dates wearing no pants
@bomoore9872
@bomoore9872 4 жыл бұрын
I don't see why it matters but ok
@Light_3209
@Light_3209 4 жыл бұрын
@@bomoore9872 Uhm in a really old video I think as I rembmer it as a Happy Wheels and Jack was saying =O *I KNOW HOW TO BE BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER KZbinR'S!!! BALL CAM!* At least I think thats the joke that was =/ for that commmet that started that commmet =O COMCEPTION
@Nora-dt1gp
@Nora-dt1gp 6 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey are you a candle? Date: Why? Me: Becase im your MATCH
@deadanimasher678
@deadanimasher678 6 жыл бұрын
That was actually good 👏👏👏
@ribkors9056
@ribkors9056 6 жыл бұрын
Your* :3
@animationsforyou5328
@animationsforyou5328 5 жыл бұрын
WolferPlayz oo, nice.
@VibrationCrystals
@VibrationCrystals 5 жыл бұрын
Lesedi Ntuli I love it. Lol. Good one...♥️
@onyx2463
@onyx2463 5 жыл бұрын
Best of 2018❤
@ariananovell
@ariananovell 6 жыл бұрын
“Casanova Jack was my name in college” *You went to college?*
@hannahbarker2802
@hannahbarker2802 5 жыл бұрын
Twice
@kimuires
@kimuires 4 жыл бұрын
For hotel management
@Blueyfanaticcc
@Blueyfanaticcc 4 жыл бұрын
@@kimuires then dropped out
@Drakeawake
@Drakeawake 4 жыл бұрын
@@Blueyfanaticcc he finished college though he has a degree in hotel management.
@let716
@let716 4 жыл бұрын
jack: "ive been waiting to tell you this.. i.. am your *DAD*" sanda: *confusion face*
@ToraNagumanova
@ToraNagumanova 6 жыл бұрын
i would never find this game interesting but jack makes it so fun
@Brandon11746
@Brandon11746 6 жыл бұрын
Tora Nagumanova agreed
@aidensorbebedefensesquad1076
@aidensorbebedefensesquad1076 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think he could play Solitaire and still make it funny
@TFWEDOING
@TFWEDOING 6 жыл бұрын
She looks just as shook when her mustache goes flying off as Jack does 😂 SOMEONE IS LYING ABOUT THEIR TINDER PHOTO!
@MRPandoraHartDR
@MRPandoraHartDR 6 жыл бұрын
Given the moustache...might have been Grindr :-p
@ROVASC
@ROVASC 6 жыл бұрын
Got damnit, my ad was a silent ad, so I turned my volume up. That was a mistake :(
@matthewzimmerman3587
@matthewzimmerman3587 6 жыл бұрын
Well, Sandra may not have fallen for the button up shirt but I sure as hell did😍
@Annie_Q_Encourages1989
@Annie_Q_Encourages1989 4 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@emilyk8938
@emilyk8938 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Zimmerman unpopular opinion-Jack is hotttt
@sweetpea2604
@sweetpea2604 4 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t Matthew Zimmerman
@spillthet1098
@spillthet1098 4 жыл бұрын
Gay 🤢
@angie2989
@angie2989 4 жыл бұрын
Spill the T sO wHaT⁉️
@AllAgesofGeek
@AllAgesofGeek 6 жыл бұрын
Ain't nobody can resist a buttoned up shirt. AIN'T NOBODY! You da man, Jack. You got this!
@nathandelmigues1991
@nathandelmigues1991 6 жыл бұрын
MiscatSquad i
@Sam-kk8xg
@Sam-kk8xg 6 жыл бұрын
GamingWithMiscatSquad w
@Paitan
@Paitan 6 жыл бұрын
Who is Ain't nobody? How could he resist a buttoned up shirt?! Curse you, Ain't nobody!!!
@detectivedance
@detectivedance 5 жыл бұрын
I actually hate buttons soo qwq
@dadomiz
@dadomiz 6 жыл бұрын
Well atleast this date was better than Will Smith's date with a robot
@infinity_sh4816
@infinity_sh4816 6 жыл бұрын
Domis yip lol
@cathrineajayi5702
@cathrineajayi5702 6 жыл бұрын
Domis what's wrong with your face
@daevidpp445
@daevidpp445 6 жыл бұрын
Domis So he dated... the Z U C C.
@cloraxbleach6031
@cloraxbleach6031 6 жыл бұрын
he *S U C C E D T H E Z U C C*
@dadomiz
@dadomiz 6 жыл бұрын
Lol, 2 days in a row with jack "hearting" my comments
@katelyneighteen3390
@katelyneighteen3390 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: "if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as 'assault'?" **the whole world moans** Me: **laughs hysterically**
@autumnpalmer8654
@autumnpalmer8654 6 жыл бұрын
OMG THE FRENCH ACCENT PLAY THROUGH- DEADASS WAS LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😭
@ayrem
@ayrem 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm still here, aren't I? I haven't gone anywhere yet." Dear, your Anti is showing up
@moved9513
@moved9513 6 жыл бұрын
İrem Topaloğlu He's Anti is showing
@Beans-0000
@Beans-0000 6 жыл бұрын
İrem Topaloğlu oh my........
@djbighomiesquatz
@djbighomiesquatz 6 жыл бұрын
yeahhhh
@user-dr4oj7jr4u
@user-dr4oj7jr4u 6 жыл бұрын
İrem Topaloğlu where did he say that
@TheFunnyGuy9000
@TheFunnyGuy9000 6 жыл бұрын
Time Stamp?
@katstakashi3459
@katstakashi3459 6 жыл бұрын
At least he still had a date *Cries in the corner*
@Beans-0000
@Beans-0000 6 жыл бұрын
Kats Takashi **goes cry with you**
@FriskyD.
@FriskyD. 6 жыл бұрын
I'm here ;)
@Beans-0000
@Beans-0000 6 жыл бұрын
chase bishop HAHAHAHAHAHA i saw the notification of that comment and i thought it was replied on a comment that was like "where is chase?" Cus i saw your name and i was like "NO ITS CHASE BRODY"
@Ari-kr9nc
@Ari-kr9nc 6 жыл бұрын
Can I cry with you?
@SilverSting420
@SilverSting420 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: "I'm going to die alone, forever, in a bathtub full of my own feces," *Evelyn has entered the chat*
@Alastor66931
@Alastor66931 4 жыл бұрын
9:48 I am your real dad Her: *FACIAL CHANGE* Perfect timing!! 😂😂
@saturnshlhsjourney
@saturnshlhsjourney 6 жыл бұрын
finally I went on a date! my moms gunna be so proud of me
@shrekonion8307
@shrekonion8307 6 жыл бұрын
The women was never seen after the second date
@TastySuffix
@TastySuffix 6 жыл бұрын
Wait...Jack is cheating on every single one of us...yea, I kinda expected this
@brandisparks2594
@brandisparks2594 6 жыл бұрын
And going on a date with us all at the same time. He's pretty ballsy.
@weeabootrash7370
@weeabootrash7370 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, I'm just here for the food.
@awesomesauce5350
@awesomesauce5350 6 жыл бұрын
g a s p
@doppio.mp4445
@doppio.mp4445 6 жыл бұрын
Jackaboy! I was sitting in class with my phone in my pocket during a test and somehow this turned on to the part “you don’t stab your dates” and my teacher said well certainly not! 😂😂😂😂😂
@korliss8368
@korliss8368 4 жыл бұрын
Doubt
@cosplayahoy8143
@cosplayahoy8143 4 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@lokee800
@lokee800 4 жыл бұрын
sure...
@korliss8368
@korliss8368 4 жыл бұрын
@@lokee800 nice name and pfp
@freeps9993
@freeps9993 4 жыл бұрын
Doubt it
@flashman8176
@flashman8176 6 жыл бұрын
Loved how the date's face changed when he called them a liar
@doctorphoenix1619
@doctorphoenix1619 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who likes music, and escalating music in games and stuff, the music kicking up at the start was not only a surprise, but was super sick.
@PkWolfPKW
@PkWolfPKW 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@lukaza1261
@lukaza1261 6 жыл бұрын
Its sick? I Hope it gets better soon then.
@EeveeRealSenpai
@EeveeRealSenpai 6 жыл бұрын
You could follow Jack's tips to have the best date ever. Or just be like me and live alone forever. :|
@repulbic_steve
@repulbic_steve 6 жыл бұрын
Eevee RealSenpai eehhh no one is interested in a guy like me 😢
@weeabootrash7370
@weeabootrash7370 6 жыл бұрын
keagan playz for about ten years, everyone thought I was gay, (I'm not, by the way) I know that feeling.
@pokecraftsegos2982
@pokecraftsegos2982 6 жыл бұрын
okay A I love your name and the profile picture and B I'm not the only one
@repulbic_steve
@repulbic_steve 6 жыл бұрын
Pokescraft egos: wait me???
@pokecraftsegos2982
@pokecraftsegos2982 6 жыл бұрын
no the original one who sent this comment that will all commenting on
@tjaye98
@tjaye98 5 жыл бұрын
The face every time the check arrives is amazing.
@staceywatson6883
@staceywatson6883 6 жыл бұрын
*FANGIRLS GO CRAZY*
@mya1256
@mya1256 6 жыл бұрын
I love how when he talks about her after her mustache falls off, that her face changes to like embarrassed or scared 😂😂😂
@safetyscissors9281
@safetyscissors9281 6 жыл бұрын
lol me too
@The_Anti-Guide
@The_Anti-Guide 6 жыл бұрын
Checks are paper, the name of the game is check, please. At base the game is Papers, Please. Note: Dating is like trying to cross the border into a communist state
@designateddoser7651
@designateddoser7651 6 жыл бұрын
TheUltimateTestofSanity When you get over, it's not even worth it.
@charigloria5533
@charigloria5533 6 жыл бұрын
The wisest words told by people *sniff*
@claudiapastor39
@claudiapastor39 6 жыл бұрын
And the commumist state is her pussy
@PkWolfPKW
@PkWolfPKW 6 жыл бұрын
LMFAO! Best comment! xD
@satanissketching7311
@satanissketching7311 6 жыл бұрын
I think I just shed a tear..
@jessicaalicevayne
@jessicaalicevayne 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Jack just starts improving stories with this woman
@Nick-ty8wv
@Nick-ty8wv 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: "This isn't a meatball. Its actually a piece of poo from earlier." *Jacks feeds it to his date* *Instant fail*
@kratosmcbeardington3917
@kratosmcbeardington3917 6 жыл бұрын
By the end of this date, Jack will be loaded with Irish whiskey. *BOY*
@muckspoutmillinery8008
@muckspoutmillinery8008 6 жыл бұрын
Kratos McBeardington hello Kratos 😂
@kratosmcbeardington3917
@kratosmcbeardington3917 6 жыл бұрын
Sup.
@tarrus5767
@tarrus5767 6 жыл бұрын
“ and I think it’s probably my addiction to heroin that drives all my loved ones away” AWWW, SICK DUDE You make your videos so relatable.
@fluffnugget1812
@fluffnugget1812 6 жыл бұрын
Silvers Cry i think you may need a doctor if you're addicted to heroine because that is extremely unhealthy
@SilverSting420
@SilverSting420 4 жыл бұрын
This is what I love about your videos. You can take any game and turn it into a comedy routine. The part where you were pretending to be on a date once you didn't know what to do with the game anymore... legit the funniest thing I have ever watched. Thank you, Jack.
@meap6474
@meap6474 6 жыл бұрын
"If I threw this shaker at you, does it count as assault?" No Jack, don't do it! You will oversaturate her already salty behaviour!
@varianbaker
@varianbaker 6 жыл бұрын
"Abandonment issues, he left you and your mother when you were quite young. Never came back. Never told you that he loved you, so you fear all men." Why does it feel like this is a summary of what Stacy told her kids and the consequence behind it? Is it talking about Chase?
@Beans-0000
@Beans-0000 6 жыл бұрын
The intro of the storys untold where chase came up is also about chase, _also_ in the perspective of his child. Wouldnt be surprised if you were right
@ravenwilliams5086
@ravenwilliams5086 6 жыл бұрын
Nae Doodles chase yes and anti may be his dad am I the only one who got that message
@megan123star
@megan123star 6 жыл бұрын
“SON OF A F-“ beeeeeep
@Wolfie54545
@Wolfie54545 6 жыл бұрын
69th like
@megan123star
@megan123star 6 жыл бұрын
Brendyn Johnson your comment is creepy enough. I was just trying to be funny, but okay?
@megan123star
@megan123star 6 жыл бұрын
Brendyn Johnson probably some miscommunication, but I thought you meant I was similar to the character in the gameplay. I apologize. You might know me if you’re from the South.
@tae1322
@tae1322 4 жыл бұрын
Dang he really took this seriously and got Hella mad 😂😂😂 I can't
@Al3x_no_name
@Al3x_no_name 5 жыл бұрын
I love how near the end he just gave up and started just messing around
@forgetfulhannah6820
@forgetfulhannah6820 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: This one's not actually a meatball. This one's a piece of poo from earlier! Also Jack: WHAT!?!? I was being *NOTHING* but nice.
@heatherbrown6610
@heatherbrown6610 6 жыл бұрын
Jack attempts small talk....fails date 😂😂😂
@TristinBailey
@TristinBailey 6 жыл бұрын
Today I learned the "I'm Going to Die Alone Forever in a Bathtub fulled of my own Feces" song. A4, decrease pitch, burst into tears.
@ketchdeweese5771
@ketchdeweese5771 5 жыл бұрын
8:23 Uh, waiter? Yeah, could I get another glass of water? It's getting a bit hot in here. And I'm feeling quite...thirsty, all of the sudden.
@AbhishekYadav-ru2im
@AbhishekYadav-ru2im 6 жыл бұрын
Wiishu's gonna be angry, Jack!!
@sovashchetty4838
@sovashchetty4838 6 жыл бұрын
Abhishek Yadav Plot twist: That's just Wiishu in a mustache.
@homelessmexican410
@homelessmexican410 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, Jack is just Wiishu in a moustache!?!?!?!? Plot twist :0
@kendall_3317
@kendall_3317 6 жыл бұрын
“She didn’t like the wine I poured, so I murdered her!! - Jackanova ❤️❤️ “ it wasn’t wine at all “
@homicidalliu9592
@homicidalliu9592 5 жыл бұрын
Oh that's it we don't stab people on dates thanks for the tip jack
@EpicFail2388
@EpicFail2388 5 жыл бұрын
love sandras face during his insanity, the incredulous look on her was priceless lmao
@ALventurer
@ALventurer 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, date mode Jack! Go get her, Jack! 🌹
@tsmith4988
@tsmith4988 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that Sandra’s expressions always matched up with whatever Jack was talking about 💀
@kjdoesminecraft3207
@kjdoesminecraft3207 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, jack, your CHEATING ON ME WITH 7,999,999 OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!! Lol.
@THEWortox
@THEWortox 2 жыл бұрын
Watching his mind slowly deteriorate from not being able to feed her is funna
@IMakeDumbStuff
@IMakeDumbStuff 6 жыл бұрын
“Turns out your not supposed to stab people on dates.” But my first pick up line is: KNIFE to meat you? Am I supposed to be rude? :/
@mokono5331
@mokono5331 6 жыл бұрын
Ever since that day I saw you across the cafeteria... I knew I wanted that cinnamon roll every Wednesday on Chili days..
@evelynqueen1044
@evelynqueen1044 5 жыл бұрын
When her fake mustache fell off all I could think of was: "Does yours rub off too?"
@alexjewett7455
@alexjewett7455 9 күн бұрын
I love how this episode just slowly devolves into jack having a manic episode while his date looks increasingly more concerned.
@rosedarkling
@rosedarkling 6 жыл бұрын
Ohh, that's what the song is. Once Jack started singing along with it, that's when I could hear it. :P
@ifGarage
@ifGarage 6 жыл бұрын
rosedarkling what’s the song?
@Bishieluver01
@Bishieluver01 6 жыл бұрын
Camila Cabello - Havana
@TwanontheTablet
@TwanontheTablet 6 жыл бұрын
Bishieluver01 no its one with nature by dj quads
@eerielconstantine5051
@eerielconstantine5051 6 жыл бұрын
Twan van den Brink he does good vintage modern stuff
@FinnMorland
@FinnMorland 6 жыл бұрын
if Integra Darude Sandstorm
@shannonwalls7573
@shannonwalls7573 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: "IDEA" Me: "Oh lord Jack NO what are you going to do eeeekkkkk that's...a really nice shirt. Oh OK an actual good idea, you got this Jack! (date goes into the crapper anyways) "What the hell do you WANT Sandra, he dressed up & everything!"
@chelseivigil644
@chelseivigil644 5 жыл бұрын
Shannon Walls we need to get this to 69 likes
@brokenheart3516
@brokenheart3516 5 жыл бұрын
Shannon Walls and that pep talk😂😂
@shanazramadan6838
@shanazramadan6838 4 жыл бұрын
he did not use a spoon
@Bridgii
@Bridgii 5 жыл бұрын
Love that jack is incorporating more live action stuff /skits!
@prptheawesome4911
@prptheawesome4911 4 жыл бұрын
Correction: The correct title would be compilation of Jack getting drunk at restaurants.
@ms.rumandcoke5344
@ms.rumandcoke5344 6 жыл бұрын
Now we wait on the animation for this
@Leanne-Lea
@Leanne-Lea 6 жыл бұрын
Ms. Loki i cant wait lol
@kimandhaileyivens9644
@kimandhaileyivens9644 6 жыл бұрын
"yea, drink up your wine, alco!" But jack, I'm under drinking age!!!
@pokecraftsegos2982
@pokecraftsegos2982 6 жыл бұрын
PTX girl33 whoever is in your profile pictures cute
@kimandhaileyivens9644
@kimandhaileyivens9644 6 жыл бұрын
pokecrafts egos that's me, So thank you I guess :)
@pokecraftsegos2982
@pokecraftsegos2982 6 жыл бұрын
no problem
@Sunny_Haven
@Sunny_Haven 6 жыл бұрын
I'm loving all this effort put into these let's plays!
@aliciasimmons7142
@aliciasimmons7142 5 жыл бұрын
8:26 every girl including myself just had a stroke
@stqrkoo
@stqrkoo 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: what was I talking about? *MY HEART IS IN HAVANA OH NA NA*
@VirtuallyBoris
@VirtuallyBoris 6 жыл бұрын
Should have gone in with the hat to add class and charisma
@starrypines590
@starrypines590 5 жыл бұрын
Watching Jack give himself a pep talk is god dang precious
@ashton7282
@ashton7282 5 жыл бұрын
I love how creative you are in your videos
@lefzoon
@lefzoon 6 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for those people out there named sandra
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