THE WORST DATE I'VE EVER HAD | Check Please

[@davidmackayy]

"Turns out you're not supposed to stab people on dates" So that's where i've gone wrong! Thanks for the tip Jackanova!

[@victor3582]

Yuri seems to enjoy it tho :D

[@Nyehhhhhh]

But genocide

[@kirstixxx6536]

BUT UNDERTALE

[@Nyehhhhhh]

Kirsti xxx but staby staby

[@insaincaldo]

Once a girl stabbed me with a fork, wasn't exactly magical, but it didn't ruin the moment.

[@pedrostormrage]

"Sandra, if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as 'assault'?" It would, and that would make her "assaulty Sandra" :P

[@CaughtInBarbedWire]

Pedro Stormrage what about “assaulted Sandra?”

[@pedrostormrage]

CaughtInBarbedWire That too; basically she was "assaulty" (a salty) Sandra because she was assaulted :)

[@mr.j7444]

pretty sure he picked up the pepper shaker.

[@pedrostormrage]

MR. J I hadn't even noticed the difference between those shakers but, now that you brought it up, I figured out that "The number of holes in salt and pepper shakers varies by culture, health and taste. In the US excessive salt is considered bad for you, so the salt shaker is the one with the fewer holes, but in parts of Europe it’s the other way around. It also has to do with availability - in some places salt was rare and prized, whereas in Europe it was difficult to get your hands on Pepper since it’s a spice from the Orient (very exotic) which was used to spice up meat that was past its prime." You said the one with fewer holes was the pepper shaker, so does that mean you're in Europe? :)

[@Sophomore._.in._.College]

Pedro Stormrage why didn’t I think of that?!

[@rebekahkoloda4892]

“Sandra, if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as assault”? Best joke ever 😂

[@demonprincess9680]

Even the date was horrified by that joke

[@rebekahkoloda4892]

Demon Princess 😂

[@satan3488]

*And I’ve no idea why the date was so offended, that was hilarious!*

[@londonbrannon9352]

Its not Assault A-salt

[@leogirl4149]

It's not assault. It is apepper.

[@graceandersen8402]

"I even have my shirt buttoned... And I haven't done that in years!" Well... I can't speak for everyone but maybe she would like you more if it wasn't buttoned............... (Also like please don't shoot me it's a joke)

[@HappyH00ves]

You got 69 likes 😏

[@samdolan09]

Agreed....lol

[@christinabettis4969]

Happy Hooves Pssst...It’s 169 now 😏

[@kirstensavoie816]

At least I’m not the only one who thinks this at least 😁😆😆

[@Light_3209]

-cocks gun- You sure?

[@SuperGamingDude]

Jack changed so many accents in this video. It was like listening to a different person each minute

[@shaenacollins3652]

SuperGaming Dude the egos

[@Swoffff]

Oh hey man aren’t you a friend of Angry Demon?

[@PolarTech99]

Why the fuck do I see you everywhere bro?

[@Matteosalvador1]

SuperGaming Dude i saw you again wtf 😂

[@tbolttravis]

SuperGaming Dude It's the egos. The personalities are beginning their first step of their master plan.

[@phen4896]

I probably haven't laughed that much in a while. I really like the way these few past videos have turned out, they're really funny and entertaining! Well done you two!

[@sortasour2964]

PhoenixAera - Really agreed!

[@ellar3243]

PhoenixAera - You literally took the words out of my mouth! Couldn't agree more

[@jessiesoul3821]

I'm at the worst place to be while watching this; the library 😂😂😂 I'm trying SO hard not to laugh

[@neutralghast352]

Jessie Soul *GAME OVER*

[@animationsforyou5328]

PhoenixAera - couldn’t agree more.

[@YoungVinny]

jacksepticeye date starter pack: Meatballs, shirt, and most of all, *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH"*

[@lokimood]

Y.V-Young Vinny you forgot beer

[@paitan]

What about de *B A N A N A* ??? Banana? Anyone? Banana? He's got a banana. Banana? *BANANA???!?!?!*

[@ambeevert7235]

Take my money please

[@Deef1610]

Y.V-Young Vinny ii

[@pearlexquisite935]

I'll grab a load of Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please

[@skylarenium]

"This one's not actually a meatball, it's a piece of poo from earlier..." Date leaves. "What?! I was being... NOTHING but nice!"

[@AllAgesofGeek]

Ain't nobody can resist a buttoned up shirt. AIN'T NOBODY! You da man, Jack. You got this!

[@nathandelmigues1991]

MiscatSquad i

[@Sam-kk8xg]

GamingWithMiscatSquad w

[@paitan]

Who is Ain't nobody? How could he resist a buttoned up shirt?! Curse you, Ain't nobody!!!

[@detectivedance]

I actually hate buttons soo qwq

[@mynamesamari8233]

Jack: I thought this would be the perfect night to get to know all.... 18 million of you! Me: That’s gonna be one hell of a night jackyboy. Good luck soldier!

[@PkWolfPKW]

Lmfao. XD

[@jasonvoorhees2347]

Meh like my new jacket?

[@chloebutler8438]

*19 😁

[@misosoup5669]

Lmfao

[@rhiasstuff]

*30 million 😮

[@CelestialSushi]

Jack, she left immediately after you said that meatball was "poo" from earlier. You do the math XD

[@kirstixxx6536]

nah its 0.192929 seconds AFTER also wheres the one in the world undyne fish made in sushi for me to ea- MY FOOD IS TALKING AHHH

[@victorkoldbech]

CelestialSushi i was like No 300 just wanted to say 😂😂🎉

[@rockabelle8974]

"What was I talking about? ...... My heart is in HAVANA OOOOOH NAH NAH!"

[@justshades6120]

The "gesture" we do Me: remembers all the times you slap me in the face at the start of all ur videos

[@pedrostormrage]

Joel Rogelio Then you need to start putting your hand up (that's supposed to be a high five) :P

[@cloverrites1945]

Jack "What more do you want from me?!" Me "Well...it has been awhile since you wore that crop top..."

[@rozerbud]

Oh gosh. XD

[@harleycrux2205]

YES😍

[@ekkocell6870]

Lady Theta did he wore one? What vid? xD

[@cloverrites1945]

M Kenta One of the Dream Daddy episodes.

[@rozerbud]

M Kenta Dream Daddy? Check his photos on instagram. There's a pic on there.

[@rasheynothman4430]

“Now this one is not a real meatball, this one is a piece of poo from earlier.. WHAT? I FAILED?!?”

[@hellodemons5594]

If Jack brought me on a date He could set me on a fire and I'd still love him

[@poisontippedsword3457]

Same 😂

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

I agree so much!

[@jilly_bean12]

Omg SAME!!!❤❤

[@Malleuss-3rd-left-horn-segment]

Yes

[@stinky2813]

Guys stop being fangirls lol

[@willum349]

"I want to ask all 18 mill for a date" *me* " yeaaaeeaeaeaahsss finally" ☺️😂😂😂😂

[@dalerowe7329]

*Insert free tacos vine*

[@kalanihall4594]

Wil Noordhoff Ikr?

[@amazingrayquaza9727]

Dale Rowe says about 1,000,000 people

[@cinnaxbunbun]

Jack: Ya know, I would always say, "Pawpaw, I love you. Look at this picture I drew you." and he'd be like, "Oh son, please go die in a fire." WTF 😂😂😂

[@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580]

i appreciate the salt joke sm tbh it's gold also if you would feed me 3 meatballs at once off _your_ plate you're and angel and i love you

[@Quince477]

kooketh-shooketh_imdone lol

[@lyricshelper2042]

200th like!

[@erikawillis3619]

What....

[@badcovers5886]

her face when he said that tho... absolutely perfect

[@zendpixie]

Gotta love how Jack accidentally (or purposely) acted out almost all of the egos: - Marvin: being romantic and talkin' bout magic - Chase: being sad and complaining abt loneliness - Anti: "Turns out you're not supposed to stab people on dates" (also occasionally being aggressive towards the date, or severely annoyed and frustrated) - Shneep: all the parts with the german accent - JBM: desperately trying to appeal to his date and doing literally everything she wants, but also doing silly things to distract her and the runnaway (tho, I'm not sure abt this one XD) - JJ: being cute and nailing it

[@ashleighstangeland5046]

So what about him motivating himself? Chase maybe??

[@saturnshlhsjourney]

finally I went on a date! my moms gunna be so proud of me

[@shrekonion8307]

The women was never seen after the second date

[@mmmmeeii]

“Turns out you’re not supposed to stab people when you’re on a date” Hmmmm nice advice jack

[@elijahno-name3511]

*Jack's girlfriend sees this video* Jack: But I Don't wanna sleep on the couch again...IT'S COLD DOWN THERE!!!

[@10Darkflower]

Ben Tennyson SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

[@ninawilletts2355]

Lol

[@Nvaeh-rd6hu]

Ben Tennyson XD lol

[@AxolPiezz]

whats this sleep u speak of

[@Matteosalvador1]

Can you eat sleep?

[@dr.temperancebrennan]

"This is the uh.. I'm going to die alone, forever in a bathtub filled with my own feces song," honestly tho same.

[@unavailable4441]

Hey person from last year I'm here to tell you to have a great day

[@MsFlamingoSam]

@Keira Cameron hi person from a month ago, I just wanted to wish you good health and have a wonderful quarantine.

[@calliethecattie3456]

@Emily Rotando hey dude from 6 days ago, have a lovely day and don't forget to smile!

[@charlotterice3839]

hello ppl from 3 months ago, have a lovely day!

[@emilythezeldafan848]

hello everyone from 2 years-3 weeks ago, I hope y'all are having/have wonderful days

[@snowbird1381]

Stabbing people in the face, feeding them meatballs and magic tricks with fire (unless Marvin was influencing him). I guess a date with jack is always an adventure 😅

[@lisawojda1443]

It's always an adventure when you're a BOSS!

[@sikegotdatworngnumber1408]

snowbird I

[@anica_fye]

"This is the I'm going to die alone forever in a bathtub of my own feces song." Welp I found my theme song

[@willowdrakon]

I cant find that song anywhere to download 😢

[@The_Anti-Guide]

Checks are paper, the name of the game is check, please. At base the game is Papers, Please. Note: Dating is like trying to cross the border into a communist state

[@designateddoser7651]

TheUltimateTestofSanity When you get over, it's not even worth it.

[@charigloria5533]

The wisest words told by people *sniff*

[@claudiapastor39]

And the commumist state is her pussy

[@PkWolfPKW]

LMFAO! Best comment! xD

[@satanissketching7311]

I think I just shed a tear..

[@NoThanksBro-es5xj]

"Here's a piece of poo from earlier." "I was nothing but nice to her" Okay sweaty

[@jadrobe3492]

Jenna Barrett No its a meme. Where you mispell it as "sweaty" 😂

[@jadrobe3492]

Its fine! Hahah

[@avarsh5223]

Jenna Barrett Nice excuse.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@tarrus5767]

“ and I think it’s probably my addiction to heroin that drives all my loved ones away” AWWW, SICK DUDE You make your videos so relatable.

[@fluffnugget1812]

Silvers Cry i think you may need a doctor if you're addicted to heroine because that is extremely unhealthy

[@Kitkat-wr5qw]

Sean "i just wanna ask all......18 million of you out on a date." Me "I'm sorry i cant i'm actually going out with my chocolate chip cookies right about now"

[@TheWarrior633]

Kitkat6634 yeah I would too lol but I kind of have a date with my social anxiety today lol 😂

[@dogsandcatsrule3856]

sociallyanxiousgamer That is so relatable, I have a date with my constant anxiety and deppression today as well! XD

[@TheWarrior633]

Lol welp at least i know that i'm not alone 😂🤣😂

[@TheWarrior633]

And awww sorry to hear that you have constant anxiety anything I can do to help? 😁😊

[@maxsawallich2128]

Same.

[@HYJINXz]

As someone who likes music, and escalating music in games and stuff, the music kicking up at the start was not only a surprise, but was super sick.

[@PkWolfPKW]

Agreed!

[@lukaza1261]

Its sick? I Hope it gets better soon then.

[@cypher237]

When he changed clothes.. I lost it.. 😏😂😝

[@aliciasimmons7142]

Diana Fronsdahl me 2

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

Same! :3

[@jilly_bean12]

ME TOO!!!❤❤😍😋

[@varianbaker]

"Abandonment issues, he left you and your mother when you were quite young. Never came back. Never told you that he loved you, so you fear all men." Why does it feel like this is a summary of what Stacy told her kids and the consequence behind it? Is it talking about Chase?

[@Beans-0000]

The intro of the storys untold where chase came up is also about chase, _also_ in the perspective of his child. Wouldnt be surprised if you were right

[@ravenwilliams5086]

Nae Doodles chase yes and anti may be his dad am I the only one who got that message

[@forgetfulhannah6820]

Jack: This one's not actually a meatball. This one's a piece of poo from earlier! Also Jack: WHAT!?!? I was being *NOTHING* but nice.

[@ToraNagumanova]

i would never find this game interesting but jack makes it so fun

[@Brandon11746]

Tora Nagumanova agreed

[@aidensorbebedefensesquad1076]

Honestly I think he could play Solitaire and still make it funny

[@TinnieTa21]

"Open up to me Sandra! In more ways than one." - I dare someone to actually use this line on a girl lol.

[@em0boi158]

DARE COMPLETED- and successfully embarrassed.

[@dadomiz]

Well atleast this date was better than Will Smith's date with a robot

[@infinity_sh4816]

Domis yip lol

[@cathrineajayi5702]

Domis what's wrong with your face

[@daevidpp445]

Domis So he dated... the Z U C C.

[@cloraxbleach6031]

he *S U C C E D T H E Z U C C*

[@dadomiz]

Lol, 2 days in a row with jack "hearting" my comments

[@TastySuffix]

Wait...Jack is cheating on every single one of us...yea, I kinda expected this

[@brandisparks2594]

And going on a date with us all at the same time. He's pretty ballsy.

[@The_Sus_Magician]

Actually, I'm just here for the food.

[@awesomesauce5350]

g a s p

[@rosedarkling]

Ohh, that's what the song is. Once Jack started singing along with it, that's when I could hear it. :P

[@ifGarage]

rosedarkling what’s the song?

[@Bishieluver01]

Camila Cabello - Havana

[@TwanontheTablet]

Bishieluver01 no its one with nature by dj quads

[@eerielconstantine5051]

Twan van den Brink he does good vintage modern stuff

[@FinnMorland]

if Integra Darude Sandstorm

[@tylerblack3962]

Jack: “Do I smell??” *sniffs* “No, I smell like a summer breeze!” Me: “One might say you smell like Irish spring”

[@TFWEDOING]

She looks just as shook when her mustache goes flying off as Jack does 😂 SOMEONE IS LYING ABOUT THEIR TINDER PHOTO!

[@MRPandoraHartDR]

Given the moustache...might have been Grindr :-p

[@deebee.1542]

Am I the only one who thinks Jack is still not wearing pants?

[@dejayjensen1450]

lmao I don't think jack ever wears pants tbh XD

[@antoinettes8970]

Destiny Doodles no your not the only one

[@GuppyFarmer85]

Bruh if I could I'd go on dates wearing no pants

[@bomoore9872]

I don't see why it matters but ok

[@Light_3209]

@@bomoore9872 Uhm in a really old video I think as I rembmer it as a Happy Wheels and Jack was saying =O *I KNOW HOW TO BE BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER KZbinR'S!!! BALL CAM!* At least I think thats the joke that was =/ for that commmet that started that commmet =O COMCEPTION

[@katstakashi3459]

At least he still had a date *Cries in the corner*

[@Beans-0000]

Kats Takashi **goes cry with you**

[@Luci_Diavol]

I'm here ;)

[@Beans-0000]

chase bishop HAHAHAHAHAHA i saw the notification of that comment and i thought it was replied on a comment that was like "where is chase?" Cus i saw your name and i was like "NO ITS CHASE BRODY"

[@Ari-kr9nc]

Can I cry with you?

[@_b3e_689]

aww jack's on his first date look at him go

[@detectivedance]

just pouring wine on the table, touching fire and stabbing his date... he has grown up so much *sniff*

[@Nora-dt1gp]

Me: Hey are you a candle? Date: Why? Me: Becase im your MATCH

[@deadanimasher678]

That was actually good 👏👏👏

[@ribkors9056]

Your* :3

[@animationsforyou5328]

WolferPlayz oo, nice.

[@NurseInTraining]

Lesedi Ntuli I love it. Lol. Good one...♥️

[@onyx2463]

Best of 2018❤

[@shannonwalls7573]

Jack: "IDEA" Me: "Oh lord Jack NO what are you going to do eeeekkkkk that's...a really nice shirt. Oh OK an actual good idea, you got this Jack! (date goes into the crapper anyways) "What the hell do you WANT Sandra, he dressed up & everything!"

[@chelseivigil644]

Shannon Walls we need to get this to 69 likes

[@brokenheart3516]

Shannon Walls and that pep talk😂😂

[@shanazramadan6838]

he did not use a spoon

[@ALventurer]

Oh yeah, date mode Jack! Go get her, Jack! 🌹

[@tristanthepancake]

*Jack/Seàn:* "It's because I've stabbed her in the face with a fork." *Me:* "I thought you used your knife."

[@Satrycal]

I don't know about you but, I wouldn't be as picky as Sandra is. There's two things I like in this world: Jack...and meatballs, AND I SEE BOTH OF THEM!!! SIGN ME UP!

[@ayrem]

"I'm still here, aren't I? I haven't gone anywhere yet." Dear, your Anti is showing up

[@moved9513]

İrem Topaloğlu He's Anti is showing

[@Beans-0000]

İrem Topaloğlu oh my........

[@djbighomiesquatz]

yeahhhh

[@user-dr4oj7jr4u]

İrem Topaloğlu where did he say that

[@TheFunnyGuy9000]

Time Stamp?

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

You could follow Jack's tips to have the best date ever. Or just be like me and live alone forever. :|

[@repulbic_steve]

Eevee RealSenpai eehhh no one is interested in a guy like me 😢

[@The_Sus_Magician]

keagan playz for about ten years, everyone thought I was gay, (I'm not, by the way) I know that feeling.

[@pokecraftsegos2982]

okay A I love your name and the profile picture and B I'm not the only one

[@repulbic_steve]

Pokescraft egos: wait me???

[@pokecraftsegos2982]

no the original one who sent this comment that will all commenting on

[@brotista]

“When two become one.” *eighteen million that is now twenty million * *c o u g h cough c o u g h* *

[@3verything3llie]

20 million that is now 22 million *cough* *cough*

[@savannahchurch2312]

Which is now 23 million

[@minecraftawesome4294]

Would y'all believe 26.3 million now?

[@sarmaangel]

Jack: •has hard time on the dates• Me: *JUST DO WHAT YOU DID TO WOO THE WOOSHER!*

[@tsmith4988]

The fact that Sandra’s expressions always matched up with whatever Jack was talking about 💀

[@mya1256]

I love how when he talks about her after her mustache falls off, that her face changes to like embarrassed or scared 😂😂😂

[@safetyscissors9281]

lol me too

[@jessbellis9510]

This flew off the rails really quickly. I think Jack may need an intervention, not Sandra.

[@mokono5331]

Ever since that day I saw you across the cafeteria... I knew I wanted that cinnamon roll every Wednesday on Chili days..

[@kratosmcbeardington3917]

By the end of this date, Jack will be loaded with Irish whiskey. *BOY*

[@muckspoutmillinery8008]

Kratos McBeardington hello Kratos 😂

[@kratosmcbeardington3917]

Sup.

[@kendall_3317]

“She didn’t like the wine I poured, so I murdered her!! - Jackanova ❤️❤️ “ it wasn’t wine at all “

[@ak0716]

"I am going to ask all 18 mil of you on a date" Me: WHOS GONNA PAY FOR THIS? Me: and everybody is gone

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

22 million now! :3

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

@@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 23 million

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

@@Blueyfanaticcc I was just gonna correct that! Thank you! :)

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

@@xxcheetahkinzxx8963 np

[@sasxken_4247]

*26 million now*

[@VirtuallyBoris]

Should have gone in with the hat to add class and charisma

[@kimandhaileyivens9644]

"yea, drink up your wine, alco!" But jack, I'm under drinking age!!!

[@pokecraftsegos2982]

PTX girl33 whoever is in your profile pictures cute

[@kimandhaileyivens9644]

pokecrafts egos that's me, So thank you I guess :)

[@pokecraftsegos2982]

no problem

[@garrettstanley7518]

“We got this.” After all the crazy Anti hints in Stories Untold, I’m not missing ANY HINTS!!!

[@mariahjones1417]

And plus at the end when he has the knife i know whats up

[@Thomas_Mills]

This episode looked less like jack and more like Chase to me

[@2moreggs]

chase is on a date with his wife now divorced wife think about that

[@xoheyday]

Garrett Stanley He also started doing his Schneep accent in the middle of the episode, AND immediately went to stabbing. Maaaaybe that's a thing?

[@KieranKey]

He also went on a tangent about how “he was still here” and “they’ve tried to push him away many times”

[@kcwick418]

My dad walked in when you said “I shaved my ass for this” and he gave me the weirdest look. I was dying laughing when he sighed and gave me the look of disappointment. Does anyone else get that look from their parents?

[@itzyified]

Jack: what was I talking about? *MY HEART IS IN HAVANA OH NA NA*

[@megan123star]

“SON OF A F-“ beeeeeep

[@Wolfie54545]

69th like

[@megan123star]

Brendyn Johnson your comment is creepy enough. I was just trying to be funny, but okay?

[@megan123star]

Brendyn Johnson probably some miscommunication, but I thought you meant I was similar to the character in the gameplay. I apologize. You might know me if you’re from the South.

[@r.michaud-monette8232]

he talked like schneep and about magic mmmmm yknow what that means i need to stop overanalyzing

[@tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349]

I thought that too

[@let716]

jack: "ive been waiting to tell you this.. i.. am your *DAD*" sanda: *confusion face*

[@ChannelHandle825]

Her face is my mood for tonight

[@thetacogamer500]

ally anime profile picture comments don't matter

[@lindsay0713]

TheTacogamer500 bts pictures*

[@thetacogamer500]

@@lindsay0713 no, picture.

[@pleasepoo1827]

@@thetacogamer500 YOu HAvE DIFFEReNt TAStE THeN mE sO U SuuUUuUUIUuCk

[@avarsh5223]

ally That profile picture though xD

[@octoark377]

Is this how a person with social anxiety imagines how the date would go? Answer is yes.

[@ms.rumandcoke5344]

Now we wait on the animation for this

[@Leanne-Lea]

Ms. Loki i cant wait lol

[@cultshepard4215]

I don't know about Sandra but i had fun

[@Dude-With-a-Sword]

...

[@lulu-bx9pu]

When jack and Ethan post the same game in the same day, life is beautiful!

[@lefzoon]

I feel bad for those people out there named sandra

[@marias5685]

"Can you feed me 3 meatballs?" DEAD GOD WOMAN LEAVE HIM ALONE XD

[@zioneyoshida8749]

Maria S she can't eat i guess?

[@zioneyoshida8749]

Jenna Barrett are you sure about that?

[@SilverSting420]

This is what I love about your videos. You can take any game and turn it into a comedy routine. The part where you were pretending to be on a date once you didn't know what to do with the game anymore... legit the funniest thing I have ever watched. Thank you, Jack.

[@AbhishekYadav-ru2im]

Wiishu's gonna be angry, Jack!!

[@sovashchetty4838]

Abhishek Yadav Plot twist: That's just Wiishu in a mustache.

[@homelessmexican410]

Wait, Jack is just Wiishu in a moustache!?!?!?!? Plot twist :0

[@heatherbrown6610]

Jack attempts small talk....fails date 😂😂😂

[@ailapenrod]

“Maybe if you didn’t have glaucoma you’d be fine😒 DEAD😂💀

[@ROVASC]

Got damnit, my ad was a silent ad, so I turned my volume up. That was a mistake :(

[@andrewmorris9946]

If this were Hand Simulator you'd still be trying to pick the fire stick up by the end of the video.

[@Ratciclefan]

The stories Jack makes up on the spot are much more entertaining than the game itself. lol 10/10 would date again.

[@Abby-fu2wy]

Sparks in the air? Shiiiittttt the resteraunt is on fire

[@bulbrobbob1882]

Hello

[@AmyxMiaPlay]

Just like the community.....

[@ariananovell]

“Casanova Jack was my name in college” *You went to college?*

[@hannahbarker2802]

Twice

[@kimuires]

For hotel management

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

@@kimuires then dropped out

[@DrakeAsleep]

@@Blueyfanaticcc he finished college though he has a degree in hotel management.

[@ethanhurtado1597]

Hes turned into jackclassyeye

[@Neobot21]

Actually, he's *ClassSepticEye.* haha

[@goldenfist1387]

No, Jackclassepticeye

[@SailorMorgy28]

Oh no one is going to mention his nice back?

[@TroublingZeal]

SailorMorgy28 Oof I tried to not but I’m glad someone mentioned it. Jack does have a really nice back.

[@animeprincess8153]

Why am I blushing??

[@aphmaugamingmehi7396]

SailorMorgy28 ikr

[@shaquilleedwards8635]

Wtf...

[@spookrie1860]

SailorMorgy28 it is an unspoken understanding

[@seanr8802]

Don’t think we’re not seeing the red and blue lighting, you sneaky boi

[@phen4896]

Dean Dragoneel Exactly like in his Instagram story. Only Marvin's mask is missing

[@michaelasouth5634]

Ok so this is/isn't related to you're comment buuuut anyways - do you think some of this is one of his alter egos showing through? Idk tho I over think alot of stuff.

[@seanr8802]

Michaela South yeah, I do. This one (not to mention last one) has a lot of Chase to it. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

[@seanr8802]

PhoenixAera - the suspense is driving me crazy

[@michaelasouth5634]

Dean Dragoneel that makes alot of sense! Considering with what is happening in stories untold in episode 3

[@katelyneighteen3390]

Jack: "if I threw this shaker at you, would it count as 'assault'?" **the whole world moans** Me: **laughs hysterically**

[@sarapo7488]

I love the voices that he uses! “STABY STAB STAB!” 😅 this is why he is my favorite youtuber

[@zoobean994]

"She didn't like the wine i poured, SO I MURDERED HER" hahaha! it's so funny

[@thebiggestnerdynerd6250]

*jack changing clothes scene comes* Me: OH SWEET SCREENSHOTS!!! IS IT HOTTER HERE!??

[@growplays9378]

Omg...just no.

[@sadcow_hours_3153]

tHe BiggEsT nErDyNeRD lol

[@armandoflores9571]

Ja-a-ck ahem um screenshots go 4 it

[@shaquilleedwards8635]

Wtf ...why are people on youtube so fucking creepy. Especially the females. I thought the males were bad, you females are ten time's worse and just god awfully weird and creepy.

[@MaxRattlehed]

Before I die can you write in my gravestone "died of laughter"?**dies of laughter**

[@Alastor66931]

9:48 I am your real dad Her: *FACIAL CHANGE* Perfect timing!! 😂😂

[@Darkshade_01]

This should be hilarious and funny Jack: I smell like a summer breeze Me: wouldn't you rather smell like Irish spring (I'm not sorry actually i am)

[@updated5709]

What

[@thatguardianangel127]

HA ! I get it 😂

[@lindahassan7862]

That's why I don't do these things because of the jokes

[@Darkshade_01]

Mazen Ahmed i said I was sorry ;-;

[@Darkshade_01]

AnonymousAngel Septiceye12 Yay cx

[@quazygames7371]

So early that Jacksepticeye's date isn't alive yet

[@Sonic8222]

Dude, this shit was SUPER funny, thanks for playing and recording!

[@autumnpalmer8654]

OMG THE FRENCH ACCENT PLAY THROUGH- DEADASS WAS LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😭

[@dootr5531]

"The worst date I've ever had" Implying that you've ever had one imjustkidding

[@Z-1991]

Last week, i watched Infinity War, since then, i have re-watched all the Jacksepticeye videos because it's the only thing that eases the pain.

[@jmn3234]

Zevastian 1991 did Shrek died in Infinity Wars?

[@cabeb508]

so... you don't feel so good?

[@ej_029]

You know they’re coming back right?

[@ItsKan]

the ending tho kinda sh*t i hope theres a part 2 probably not why are there 2 spaces after each sentence i dunno

[@showalexander3534]

RealJmin are u joking, or are you making fun of hulk

[@derpydinosaur8449]

I bet all the fangirls went wild when jack changed XD

[@PkWolfPKW]

Was gonna say the exact same! XD

[@loliprison7759]

Mabel Pines dafuq

[@SilverSting420]

Jack: "I'm going to die alone, forever, in a bathtub full of my own feces," *Evelyn has entered the chat*