The Worst Fate Anyone Has Ever Met | Walkies Episode 7

[@janna5532]

"Yo what up, big chillskis on the mic" is the strongest opening Simpleflips has ever blessed us with

[@zassafrasspeedruns]

what about: “we got new pins, the pins are back! show me your chin”?

[@Tottosmile]

"What's uppies, welcome to walkies" is a good one too

[@KiwiPaws76]

TehMultiGamer88 don't show me your chin actually..

[@Rexcanyon792]

yeah but rotating simpleflips planet

[@ClassicBentobox]

Also shoutouts to the editor for that very tasteful 2 1/2 seconds of win 95 startup when SimpleFlips disappeared. Just barely enough played to know what it is, and I think that’s clever editing.

[@imaginaryboy2000]

I'm so glad that he called Toadette "Toad" every time EXCEPT when he was Toadette, and even then he called Toad "Toadette" once

[@ElectricFortune]

6:22 I love the recurring joke of the editor putting *just* enough of a song to convey a joke and then jumpcutting.

[@GigaBoost]

That's not a recurring joke so much as it is a way around copyright/content ID

[@catchifyoucan232]

What IS the song, though???

[@ElectricFortune]

@@catchifyoucan232 The self titled theme to Big Time Rush: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIHUiol4e9l1odk

[@MXGE]

​@@catchifyoucan232 It's the Big Time Rush theme song

[@ertrick3693]

I can't believe it turned out that this whole time Simple was actually the notorious comic book hero, The Crimson Chin. And I bet Markass is Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder. It's all coming together...

[@tripledyou9580]

Who is Cat Man then?

[@Abonkit]

@@tripledyou9580 Foxen

[@starboy35tcoos]

@@Abonkit What about the Bronze Knee-Cap?

[@roog6790]

starboy35tcoos Vesting is the Bronze Knee-Cap

[@Abonkit]

@@roog6790 bronze knee cap eats poop

[@Kurtlen]

"The kid is back. The king is here. I'm never losing again. You couldn't make me." - Ghandi (2018)

[@RickRaptor105]

I don't think Simpleflips will ever reach S Rank, but I don't care, the Walkies concept itself is already fun enough

[@jandastroy]

Yeah it makes for an entertaining handicap

[@niallsb]

I believe. I squint my eyes up to the sun and think about victory. SimpleFlips, the fallen eagle.

[@Alomoes]

Walkies episode 124

[@DoodlingHitman]

ranks don't matter at all. i am S+ myself, but the only thing that happens is that you sometimes get paired up with those red s+ players who are just tryhards. lower rank means playing with more relaxed casuals which i enjoy a lot more. also, it often is pure luck based on who wins.

[@Zorro9129]

He made good progress in the last episode. I wish there was a walk-only feature of the game.

[@100Darkspine]

Here's where it started The T W O O O

[@jetstreamjackie3437]

the first mid-Walkies Tetris game AND the first "T W O"

[@Jojo-on7pk]

dude that big time rush reference was very unexpected and hilarious

[@mrmarioscatman]

"Big time rush" "UH!"

[@spenser4885]

that first title is "W2-Castle King Of Beam and Missile, Mecha Koopa Castle" as best i can tell

[@transorm987]

That's so specific and I'm here for it

[@TheGeladoo]

I read that as "king of bean"

[@raehik]

(more likely King Mecha Koopa's Beam and Missile Castle - NOT to be that guy, that is a valid way of reading it too!! clauses are hell)

[@spenser4885]

@@raehik saying my japanese is bad is an understatement, i dont mind being corrected lol

[@raehik]

@@spenser4885 you're totally fine, essentially correct! it's just reading multiple の clauses is an arbitrary guessing game of "where do I put brackets"

[@novafawks]

"I'M QUOTIN' GHANDI" lmao, dude, i spit out my beer thanks

[@JetEriksen]

There were no Gay Baby Jails this episode. Current GBJ drystreak: 30 videos 30 reached, bruh moment.

[@brunohernandez5716]

When does the dry streak starve you?

[@Ishmon16]

Pain.

[@funnyglitch]

When was the last GBJ?

[@LeBakaBoi]

funnyglitch 30 videos ago

[@incog0956]

Yo, haven't seen you in a while

[@leahzeroes]

6:21 this joke shouldnt have made me laugh as hard as it is, but here i am cleaning spaghetti off my monitor

[@pashauras7189]

Mama mia

[@mrvoiceless9970]

I hope she made lots of Spaghetti

[@8-bitsarda747]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJLImINun5qUopI

[@maximilianklinger2712]

8-bit Sarda Simpleflips: “Big Time Rush!“ One millisecond of the Nickelodeon show *Big Time Rush* intro plays.

[@TheAbsol7448]

"621" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mitchellswartzell3027]

Aw man, I miss tetris and I didn't even realize it :(

[@Matthill121]

I've been missing tetris 99 ever since he stopped playing it, tetris gameplay is so cool :(

[@colossaldonut5190]

I still miss the Puyo-Puyo Tetris days :(

[@theactualmasterbeef]

I've had "yo what up, big chillski's on the mic" for months and have been dying to find out where it's from and today I fulfilled that journey.

[@ami4705]

25:12 wow didnt even realize iw as playing with simpleflips at the time

[@sebastiangudino9377]

Did you taught he was cool?

[@DisgustedCheese]

Sebastian Gudiño i gotta know

[@ClassicBentobox]

I’m honestly waiting for this series to end and the joke is “this game is so easy you can get to S rank by walking”

[@etherdragon3326]

I got news for you my man

[@ClassicBentobox]

@@etherdragon3326 What a journey it’s been huh? He definitely didn’t act like it was nothing tho lol

[@billybobbro8216]

I love the part where the burger is part of the video

[@Ryeniken]

Oh, my poor heart. It beats so fast. That last key snag was anxiety incarnate. Beautifully done.

[@charle2065]

"We're moving at the speed of a turn based rpg" lmao

[@araknieretro]

B with the fear of constantly going down to C. Ahhh, memories of school.

[@Eevee860]

D- and above is passing, who has a fear of getting a C?

[@theelusivepyroshark5119]

@@araknieretro Remember: There is no such thing as an unified european board of education. In the current Swedish system a C would be about a 8.5-7.5 out of ten. Although that assumes you are equally competent in every sub category, It's completely possible in the swedish system for someone to have an A worthy understanding of every sub category in a subject except for one and thus get the final grade D.

[@zawarudo596]

Waiting for Simple to create a series called "Runnies" and come back for revenge against those who wronged him.

[@pj-wille]

If you are ever feeling tired of the unfairness of this situation, I'd love to just see the raw genius and creativity you'd pull off if it was just "beating levels with only walking". That said I'm still impressed by how well you do and how far you've gotten in the ranks without a walk button even though so many people struggle with that advantage.

[@paladingeorge6098]

Seeing this man succeed at walking in a society that is systemically prejudiced against walking brings a smile to my cold heart.

[@cinimod1997]

“Big time rush” “AA-“

[@georger2262]

"New Walkies" is something I never would have expected to excitedly yell at my cat...

[@tamtatek]

Timer wetstreak: 5 Hey! I'm walking here!

[@hassel8473]

I feel blessed for seeing the beginning of T W O

[@doctorreed_]

was this the first "TWHO"? I havent found any earlier than this

[@JolpoTFU]

27:40 true friendship right there from brodette

[@reploid2953]

“1-1 without the shortcut? That’s an instant boo” LULW

[@NathanielBandy]

Nice burger in the thumbnail

[@jaysefgames1155]

Nathaniel fuckin bandy every fucking time dude

[@GigaBoost]

Quit gaslighting people, Mr so-called "Bandy".

[@imadmukhtar]

@@GigaBoost His name’s Nathaniel

[@onnobalanchovich]

we're in a big time rush 'UGH'

[@sauceman6457]

"I'm not your f*cking stepping-stone, Luigi, I am a goddamn person too!" - SimpleFlips 2020

Yay, another episode of my favorite walking B rank gamer

[@shigzn]

"One of my favorite Spongebob episodes" Well thanks, you killed me with that sentence.

[@329link]

I love those boss levels in multiplayer. It's like that one beat-em-up, where you work together to beat the boss and afterwards you fight eachother for the reward.

[@a10cgaming67]

The beauty of this series is the absolute tension that comes from walking slow.

[@Sammy-py3rd]

Ever since this series started I've always wondered when Simpleflips would snap his controller in half.

[@tech6hutch]

He'll only snap off the half with the Y button.

[@lq6202]

Walkies: where Simple wins every pipe/key/door/clear-condition battle when it doesn’t matter and loses every time they do.

[@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60]

it's walkies time

[@somerandomdude2085]

Hell yeah!

[@danielr566]

the best time is walkies time

[@PowdergameFan18]

You know, watching a broken and beaten man isnt fun anymore. Too sad to watch inevitable failure. Love this series!

[@Reesha0]

I can't believe that walking is more intense and fun to watch then running.

[@TheTCPlayers]

That last win was a huge BOGGERS moment.

[@slovakthrowback3738]

You should long jump more often it much faster than walking, and even running if you're good at it lol

[@transorm987]

If you hit stuff though, it's even slower

[@slovakthrowback3738]

@@transorm987 Yes but if you're jumping ) From a straight ) From an elevated surface ) Into a slope ) Onto a 1 block elevation It's all faster

[@threesixtydegreeorbits2047]

but its walkies not longjumpies

[@slovakthrowback3738]

@@threesixtydegreeorbits2047 With that same logic, you can say that "It's walkie, no caries" but cars are a great way to quickly travel I just don't wanna see him lose constantly ;~;

[@CheerUpCrewcut]

Longjumping is only available in one of five themes, and one of the levels of that theme in this video was pick a pipe + boss doors.

[@JACKALEAN]

Yo what up Big Chillskees on the mic is why i keep coming back

[@pastherolink7181]

yo simple, how many, if at all, levels do you cut per video of this? just wondering

[@tech6hutch]

Good question, I kind of assumed naively that he included all of them.

[@CjMcwillams]

i mean he shows his rank going up/down between each level, i haven't checked but most likely he doesn't cut any

[@FatherAxeKeeper]

Simple used to stream like every day. now it's maybe once every few weeks. feelslonelyman

[@SabrinaSaysStuff]

Rewatching the walkies series and am thoroughly surprised that this episode is the birth of T W O

[@DeVoidLij]

I'm compelled to make a complete T W O comp but I know nothing about edition

[@nyagoesniko]

Holy shit was that the first TWO

[@kallethoren]

First one in the Walkies series, maybe there is another one earlier in uncleared or something

[@keiclera6596]

"I'm not a stepping stone, I'm a person too"

[@mikeramirez7922]

I don't know why I love walkies so much. I'm addicted.

[@joshford256]

Don't forget about long jumps Simple!

[@darthrambo1454]

I love this series. It’s the walk the keeps on walking

[@deepeaumm]

What a great fucking series Simple, ya'll really struck gold with this one

[@psychedelicsunrise6397]

he do be walkin tho 👀

[@pinkyik2719]

''food is 4 those who r unwilling to compromize, and IaAAAII-!'' -Ghandi (2018) -SimpleFlips (2020)

[@TypodoMCM]

12:31 Simpleflips trying to steal your run button.

[@toadfrommariokart64]

24:06 award for most important mushroom

[@Project1182]

The joy in dads face when he said "dude that can kill mario" is hilarious 10:22

[@nasho_me]

Toadette saying YAHAHOO brings warmth to my heart

[@toaders]

I thought he was just gonna play Tetris for half the video

[@True_Ace]

I just realized how much more editing this has compared to the newer walkies this shit had me dying who ever edited this thank you Also I'm rewatching stuff simples content is actually my favorite on YT The only person I pressed the join button 4

[@EireProductions]

24:27 In case anyone was wondering, the ethics to which he's referring are as follows: I like it! = competent level, good for multiplayer Meh... = competent level, not great for multiplayer Boo! = incompetent level, bad for multiplayer

[@joeykeilholz925]

Really flexing the 1 TB SD card in your switch with that screenshot spammin

[@spoonface4508]

walkies is a new esport i get hyped seeing these big brain plays

[@Lucas-db2jq]

On what mindset do you have to be to actively search for the Crimson Chin jingle while waiting for a videogame to load? The right mindset. That's the answer.

[@Bongtheripperr]

Is simple a trekie? "Evasive maneuvers"

[@SimpleFlips]

New burger powerup

[@toddb7947]

Does this series end with you hit S rank or just when you’re sick of doing it?

[@cness4290]

whichever comes first

[@blankalt]

After S-Rank should come the Title Defense, Simple walks until he gets taken back to A-Rank.

[@Eevee860]

@@cness4290 it'll never end, I can't think of something simple has quit, and I don't think he'll get the S rank unless he's really lucky with what levels he gets

[@MrGameNuke]

@@Eevee860 lol

[@williamrodabaugh4315]

He truly was a Super Mario Bro.

[@jessterine]

Man, this new episode of Farlands or Bust is great!

[@it_is_i_deo]

God,I love this series. Every win gets me so hype.

[@GigasGMX]

That was an emotional roller coaster ride

[@AdrianHereToHelp]

Walkies makes such great background content

[@SakanaKogane]

25:15 Toadette's a real bro, look at the bottom left corner of the game

[@SamCyanide]

Nothing like a comfy walkies video before bed

[@laundrycinnamon684]

I love how Simple's jacket appears on green screen

[@CheerUpCrewcut]

Toadette what a BRoOoOoOoOoO This was one of the funniest walkies videos so far, and you scored some nice wins and well fought losses. Shoutouts to Fruit and Jeff and the editors, and Egypt: Purple Haze for being a decent level, although the chokepoint halfway through the level with a boss was pretty unnecessary.

[@eduardofuncao]

We are now living in the post schmoove walljump momentum storyline. Friendship ended with lame walking

[@haydenzahn]

I have itches all over my body every second of the day. I'm scratching and scratching all day long but the itch just never goes away. Every time I scratch my sanity nears closer to collapse. It's driving me crazy I have wounds as a result of the swelling.

[@KINGBublepop]

yeh

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

Maybe you should seek a medical professional. Or at least stop scratching or you'll hurt yourself

[@Kaiwala]

You have eczema.

[@fatcat8088]

quit meth

[@instahawk8422]

I like that psychic out the other players with let’s start over thats big brain plays

[@tomyrf]

you spoil us with these videos. thank you.

[@SuperDeadknife]

This series always has me on the edge of my seat wtf

[@SebTheGamer]

28:21 The ultimate bad manners

[@abyssalAnnihilation]

WALKIES?!?!?!?!

[@OUTFORB100D]

Please do more of this series!

[@doworian]

Can we get a Puyo Puyo Tetris race with friends again? Or any type of Tetris race? It was so fun to watch those.

[@shoelariat]

big time rush reference has me quakin'

[@fatcat8088]

At 15:17 Simple displays some downright impressive simplish with almost no accent at all. I suspect he is fluent.

[@n1ghtwalker644]

At 9:45 when you c*cked Mario for the second time, I laughed so hard root beer shot out my nose

[@lockedflopper]

15:18 he be spittin straight facts

[@19DMartinez98]

I hope this never ends

[@KaiiZutto]

When you did not longjump in that Ghost House 3DW level, I cried a bit as a walkies parent.

[@Vgamefrk1]

Honestly, I think simple flips should do a multiplayer walkies episode. Since he’s at a disadvantage most of the time, it would be interesting to see how people would strategize beating others if they were all forced to the walkies ruleset.

[@bruhimusmomentimus49]

Lets roleplay, I am the luigi that dunked simple flips into the lava Simple flips is a french fry The lava is ketchup

[@OvermasterP]

This was the best episode yet, can't wait for A gamer rank

[@irok1]

Popped off on the first win, then realized I've been watching for 20 minutes straight

[@Wizardkinge]

That one frame of sound of big time rush was funny

[@italianturtle1039]

No sympathy for the walk man

[@EP1CxEMAN08]

First level tag: "Boss battle" Me: Nice edit.

[@destroyr7439]

it's a new tag lol