The Worst First Date Ever

[@deetdoot3501]

let's be honest, the only reason jackson isn't here is because he'd obviously steal zack's heart

[@thefloridaman41]

Maddi put the kaibosh on it because if he had asked Scrappy about the Salami this video would have be posted to the Hub

[@bnsz8704]

Yeah it wouldnt even be close

[@RushWheeler]

His rizz is just too powerful

[@luigitime9592]

trueing!

[@Estus1999]

@@thefloridaman41 that is possibly the funniest comment I have ever read

[@nialvessal]

Sophie's "What the hell, man?!" was so genuine, I'm so glad she's part of the gang

[@5hyguy42]

Best ending

[@LiverpoolFC_On_Top]

You can see in the mirror she honestly looks disappointed

[@GyozaDevourer]

Bro commented once

[@WillytheTerryMain]

jordan "poppt1" ridley being stuffed into the back of a car as two men on a fake date start blasting careless whisper is the funniest thing i have seen this year

[@rubiconprime1429]

“Is there room?” 😂😂😂

[@zer0d0mina7ion7]

With Sophie in their behind the camera as well

[@emeraldtriforce2429]

he said gsp tracking lol

[@SweetzTheOne]

oh hey willy!

[@IceBr8kr]

​@@emeraldtriforce2429I'm glad someone else said that

[@awkwardsilence4241]

Jordan's "Try the salami" just melted my heart. He truly has such a way with words.

[@Veckler]

The whole thing was settled after that.

[@bernardoquintas5993]

Jackson reference

[@bernardoquintas5993]

If anyone is wondering where it's from its from the underdogs "we tried stand up comedy"

[@RushWheeler]

Jordan trying to keep every conversation safe to keep the monetization while Peter takes every single line too far is the most hilarious part of the video

[@professorlandshark7883]

I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone Jordan is the engaged one

[@NightFreeze9128]

After all the hinting and teasing they've been doing, they finally decided to date each other. I truly didn't think I'd see the day.

[@stoneraptor6219]

69th like

[@General_crunch13]

zach's alcoholism is really kicking in at the picnic

[@LittleZReal]

it was non alcoholic wine lol

[@MrSimplyPut]

@@LittleZReal sure

[@acidiceflame4613]

@@LittleZReal sure

[@AlolanBraixen]

@@LittleZReal sure

[@davidbates6329]

@@LittleZReal sure

[@KbanjoK]

Sophie's camerawork is on point, zooming in on Jordan after he says try the salami was too good

[@AnthonySilva35]

"We should get rid of our phones, they have GSP tracking..." -Jordan 2023

[@benisign]

Bro needs to lay off the elite smash.

[@jawad.p]

@@benisign 💀💀

[@dice9270]

I like how this basically is Zack being able to make Jordan and Peter do whatever he wants, in the context of it being a fake date

[@wildman456]

I love how much Zack enjoyed himself trolling his friends, how progressively more irritated Peter got and how despite losing the entire video Jordan essentially won because he’s good at basketball

[@melindamuller4466]

I already know this will be 20 minute of pure, utter, cringey madness, and I will love it.

[@zenyattasiris3905]

This is exactly how I felt

[@juliusmeyer4208]

This was phenomenal, the contrast between Jordan and Peter was great while Zack was the perfect level of the "annoying, takes everything the wrong way" girl. Absolutely fantastic!

[@iintuity]

Underdogs video actually comes out for relevant holiday for the first time ever

[@TheGingerG]

This was for last year lol

[@LFPman]

And now I wonder, were Holly and Jordan engaged at the time of recording this video?

[@SimF1e]

@@TheGingerG source?

[@theunderwatercrew7553]

It’s so funny how Peter and Jordan got increasingly more sick of the date

[@LitCactus]

Zack is dressed like my uncle, Jordan is dressed like my little cousin, and Peter is dressed like a pickup artist

[@LitCactus]

peter high key pulls it off tho

[@heyyou8714]

Finally. I can use this as the underdog dating sim. "Apparently I go on dates with stuck up b*tches" LMAOOOOO

[@babybababofski7908]

Holy shit the "which crystal fits your personality" question followed by the spirit animal mention was amazing and probably would make me run away immediately

[@just_te]

Peter laughing like a maniac in the background at 9:19 is the best thing i've seen today

[@BTS-fi9go]

As soon as Jordan walked through that door I burst out laughing, what Ana amazing outfit to go on a date with 😭😭🤣

[@gabrielkrows488]

This seems like it's the beginning of Peter's funniest underdog of 2023 arc

[@joshhartog]

BIG agree

[@TheBejango]

What amazes me is they got this out ON Valentines day and not like months from now, good on ya bois!

[@RushWheeler]

Plot Twist: they were trying to upload this on the Brazilian Valentine's Day (June 12th) last year but got it in just in time for the American one

[@Lanman106]

14:23 This part had me in tears. XD The "lights off" line was just too funny

[@CJ-nz4wq]

14:00 this has got to be the funniest part of this entire video Jordan saying “come here” like a gremlin kills me 😂

[@goon60]

that and the fucking atomic burp peter drops right after

[@polo4389]

4:41 Zach: "Wich cristal align the most with your personality? " Me: " Cristal meth"

[@dougpouncey]

I absolutely said that in my room alone when I saw this video

[@leprekahn1016]

This is edited like a Director Cogger sketch. In fact, if you told me that this whole video was scripted by Cogger I wouldn’t even be surprised. It was that funny

[@Lanman106]

17:43 I love how Peter had to clarify that he isn't actually a jerk in real life. XD

[@NotLaqin]

7:44 - Jordan with an amazing one-liner!!! That should definitely be his new catchphrase

[@IRONNEROZEROMAN]

The real victim here is Sophie for having to endure this whole episode just to have Peter throw the date. Or she's the luckiest for having a front row seat to see this comedy gold.

[@cupcakemedia1143]

I love that Jordan just wore what he usually wears and Peter dressed hot

[@blackateer2559]

"They've got GSP tracking"- Poppt1 11:57

[@tomioka2723]

That "Apparently I go on dates with stuck up bitches" from Peter sent me

[@Andrew_Graves_Burial]

11:59 I can’t put into words the amount of disappointment came to me when Jordan said gsp tracking instead of gps

[@iantaakalla8180]

When being good at Smash locates your position on Earth.

[@TRIVIA5209]

“Which crystal best aligns with your personality?” I was half expecting Peter to say “Krystal the fox”

[@umbrajesus5230]

"GET IN BED WITH HIM IF YOU HAVE TO BUT JUST WIN FOR US!!" -Sophie internally probably

[@l.a.rodriguez9581]

Zack: “What else are your other best qualities?” Poppt: “Um, I’m pretty good at Smash Bros?” YIKES

[@PineappleBoiii]

"They got GSP tracking." For the love of god please tell me that was intentional Jordan

[@nicnacroy]

I really don’t think it was 💀

[@bartholomewthundercatiii3484]

The progression from tame/awkward at the start of the video to absolute chaos at the end after all the alcohol is amazing to watch.

[@dancostello4872]

I love the fact that this video is bromantic but the music during those moments (if you know, you know) is associated with your loved one/soulmate dying lmao.

[@pickkle169]

jordan saying "yeah i can catch that" about the grape then catching it with his hand made me laugh a little too much

[@nathanwharton2420]

No way. NO WAY. This was released on Valentine's Day instead of, like, Halloween? That's insane

[@NextEevolution]

Love how Peter talked fake shit about Jordan's ball game before immediately being sat the fuck down lmao

[@josephina24]

Jordan bringing back "Try the salami" was my favorite part of the video. One of the best Underdogs memes

[@Kronoken]

Love how unapologetically rude Peter is throughout the whole video

[@jarodliu13]

The whole picnic scene is gold 12:47 good taste of his own medicine 13:11 13:26 poor jordan 14:05 if humans could roar

[@DanielRodriguez-dk3wt]

If I had a nickel for every time Zack kissed Jordan I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[@darmanidarmani6633]

the fanfic writers are gonna go nuts

[@toman122hd9]

Even when he's not there, Jackson's spirit lives on with the salami

[@pseudo2224]

The Underdogs are absolutely hilarious, but can we just shout-out how good this editing is? I am cracking up at these perfect cuts!

[@ShaydFrosT]

14:43 he brought the wine over lmao

[@wiredpotatomail]

jordan at 11:56 saying to ditch their phones because they have "gsp tracking" absolutely killed me

[@kuroShiro2129]

Omg I didnt notice that the first time, this joke is so meta and so Jordan

[@henryweekends]

My conscience is being torn apart trying to determine who I feel the worst for here…

[@rdisneo9955]

“Do you slap anything else” had me fucking dying

[@sigma9269]

Usually these irl videos are hit or miss but this one is pure gold

[@solidsolo9258]

Zach was right when he said any video can be saved with editing.

[@cafequente8252]

When Jordan said "try the salami" and gave that smug face, I was really hoping that Jackson was the camera man lmfao

[@uriarte411]

I was laughing so much harder at this than I expected.

[@jefferydavidson5347]

“Ohhhhhhh! That’s romance” -Poppt1, 2023

[@sheevpalpatine5123]

11:56 GSP TRACKING HE PLAYS TOO MUCH SMASH

[@ethanwalters3445]

The camera zoom at 7:46 when he says the in joke is amazing

[@AlterBridgeJericho]

Peter with his manic eye contact was cracking me up

[@autobotanist]

Calling Jordan "Gordon" was so hilarious

[@andiboiigames1355]

the "try the salami" from jordan got me good

[@shoe43]

11:59 did jordan mean to say gps rather than gsp

[@bwheeler9299]

Z's level of trolling is next level in this vid it's amazing

[@ProfessorJayGaming]

My favorite running gag on this channel is Sophist confidently saying “humanely possible” instead of “humanly possible”.

[@Natedamate]

Amazing, when he just says awww when hopcat brings a coffee to share 1:46

[@char8067]

Wow this is 20 minutes of absolute comedy gold

[@Naoki_XC]

Grape absolutely deserved a cameo lol

[@capitalgoldgoblin6474]

This has been funny as shit and I’m only 5 minutes in. Hats off to the editor for making every moment gold

[@dukeofkings8942]

definitely one of the best underdogs videos yet

[@ShilohWhiteWrites]

The try the salami to the literal nod was just so perfect

[@Matpit18]

This is definitely someone’s personal fanfiction and these guys just brought it into reality

[@takenusername553]

Humor editing and cinematography is amazing on a second watch of this video. The video cuts are a great part of the humor and the editing allows the cinematography to blossom, and of course the Underdogs amazing comedy wraps everything together in a wide array of punchlines and jokes

[@KingWingull]

Zack saying his spirit animal is a mongoose is DEFINITELY him trying to get one of the lads to crack up with among us jokes

[@IceBr8kr]

I was thinking it's a reference to how Mongoose is the only animal to kill a snack for Zack to be the "Snake Killer" as in Boner

[@claudiozerohero5312]

When Zach's ego comes out on the wrong holiday......

[@wildwind413]

This is just adding to my crippling fear of going on a date

[@TheSAWR]

"What the hell, man" at the end is priceless.

[@DarkScrubb]

This sounds like the most horrificly amazing video I've ever seen.

[@NotASmartPerson18]

Us guys aren't always the best at being romantic. Peter: Gimme ur buns so I can cream on them

[@Halfwit_658]

That's the joke

[@Shmeb_]

this video is fucking hilarious, i watched it a month ago and I'm already re watching it

[@tymunster]

The arcade part went exactly how one of my friend's date, they took her to where I worked right as my shift ended and we ended up playing centipede and air hockey

[@Guysers]

The fucking burp gag got me every time

[@Invictusfish]

Bro Sophie in the mirror looks genuinely angry and disappointed with Peter.

[@simplyfrozenwater]

4:53 was a missed opportunity for crystal meth

[@IvolutionM]

You can't use the Mystery Dungeon soundtrack like that, guys... That was soul-crushing

[@1g889]

why does it feel like jordon wins a disproportionately large amount of games on your channels xD

[@mikeberg6407]

I love how many times you changed the title on this. Plot twist its the thumbnail. Hopcat isnt a draw!

[@burbusburbus8782]

i know i'm a bit late but i love the sideplot of "the two guys on the date end up dating eachother"

[@LuisLopez-my5oo]

Zacks laughs a lot with Peter, that means he had a good time so for me Peter deserved to win lol.

[@averagejojolionenjoyer4250]

I live in Perth and I’ve been to that exact arcade, it’s so funny seeing you guys suck at stuff that I’m even worse at. Amazing vid

[@lunt7817]

Zack: any red flags? Jordan: Well I am engaged.

[@silverarch0633]

Peter, your bit had me reeling the whole time.

[@Ridlay_]

14:06 Holy crap please help I’ve been laughing so hard for the past five minutes that I’m crying and my throat hurts a bit. Man this whole video was hilarious.

[@jesseo2103]

Little Z is made for this role. Hilarious vid!

[@Casualiity]

Once again Zach demonstrates his alcoholism

[@AnthonySilva35]

The Worst First Date Ever..... aka "Zach messes with Peter and Jordan for 20 minutes"

[@nialvessal]

Ah yes, the dating simulator we were all waiting for

[@TheAlphaSal]

Gordon was hilarious this whole video. Hope to see more of him in future videos