The Worst Military Uniform

[@moralecomicsanimated2273]

The camouflage works. I’m homeless and everyone walks by me and doesn’t even notice me.

[@viefcheesecake]

the sad thing is, it is true

[@interstellarmanufacturingc8093]

r/cursedcomments

[@FlyRiverFly]

But you still have internet access.

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

@@FlyRiverFly whooosh

[@guydennell7421]

@@FlyRiverFly mcdonalds

[@CutlassOutdoors]

When I played airsoft, I remember following the guys in ACU during a night game so I didn’t get lost. It was so dark that ACU was all you could see.

[@scp-729-j5]

Lol

[@yeetmcgee1868]

The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind At least that pattern works to some degree.

[@yeetmcgee1868]

The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind Tiger Stripe is better than ACU, a solid colour uniform is better than ACU.

[@yeetmcgee1868]

The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind Look up Belgian Jigsaw camo, they had a similar thing but it was unintentional for them but it worked in the areas they went to.

[@yeetmcgee1868]

The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind Was that once it had been dyed brown by the dirt and sand?

[@agentvirg2908]

It looks like the environment they tested it in was a room full of 5 billion single dollar bills.

[@mantis_toboggan_md]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@horationelson8173]

Oh so that's what it was supposed to blend in with! Swimming pools full of money 💰

[@GuyGuysonHimself]

Lmfao it all makes sense now

[@thescienceofnothing3058]

Holy crap maybe that's what they tested it. That uniform is the military's way of saying "hey shoot me please" with how visible it is

[@matthewmcdonald1812]

I heard the story was they were testing 3 entirely different and actually useful camo but then a general came by and chose a completely different entirely different camo undermining the research

[@000firebird]

You're supposed to scream when you pull the velcro so no one hears it!!

[@Order-si7nd]

Oh my bad

[@museme6309]

🤣💀

[@jamesgoldring1052]

Nice call

[@ClownScript]

Love that videos

[@Uncle_Jacob]

You fire a shot into the air as you rip it open.

[@rivalranger7614]

It blends in with the amount of dollars spent on the pattern research

[@Odinvalknir]

This ^^^

[@ej-1030]

It does

[@TheAstros5]

@@ej-1030 it blends in well with green couches with pretty flowers on them!

[@manictiger]

Meanwhile Hillbillies somewhere in America: What if... we took pichurs of trees and like... y'know, made them the camo?

[@gavinsfishingaddiction7738]

@@manictiger Hillbillies go hunting all the time so I imagined they know what camo is

[@weixianng]

Saw US Army soldiers train in the jungles of Singapore. Holy shit they stood out so much in the foliage.

[@codex9279]

Another Singaporean!

[@ngjliang303]

Hey brother I can see them from Kuala Lumpur

[@ngjliang303]

And the jungles are ours 😄

[@johndowe7003]

@@brianransom16 yep, they were the ones eating crayons

[@xirensixseo]

i like the german uniform. -another singaporean

[@bulldozer8950]

I’m starting to think he doesn’t like this uniform...

[@exclusivegaming2566]

Dougy Dozier Are you sure.......I can kinda see it but it’s not final

[@SomeGunNerd]

I'm not sure. I think he might be a bit conflicted.

[@The_Elite_Emerald]

However did you come to this conclusion.

[@mrcriptx6267]

Just a little

[@IDespiseYouNumber27]

Which uniform? Also where's his torso?

[@ninetoesseotenin6839]

I was one of the first infantry units in basic that went to that uniform. The ds were still wearing the best ones ever made. We were told we did not match and the marched us to a mud puddle and made us do different rigorous exercises through the mud. Hour or so later they formed us back up and said. " now your camouflage."

[@gardraulin4746]

Probably the biggest favor they could've done you.

[@TheBloodyRedTiger]

The military spirit, the tops give you shit, you fuck it up until it works

[@Mygg_Jeager]

​@@TheBloodyRedTiger Absolutely this.

[@slayer8actual]

In Iraq, 2005, we were still in our DCUs. About halfway through our deployment, we could see the new units showing up in their gravel-blue ACUs.....from about a klick away as they stood in front of their tan HMMWVs, in the brown terrain surrounded by brown buildings. "Hey, there's the new guys." we said. "Hey, there's the new guys." the enemy said.

[@Luke-xi2pq]

Slayer Mack those uniforms are so damn unpractical!

[@zombiefryd]

They glow in the dark when they're brand new

[@seirbhiseach]

So... Like the time those guys were forced to wear PT belts at all times when at an outpost?

[@seandlax9]

I was in Afghanistan same time. We and the 173rd guys were the last in DCUs as well. We were constantly asked by local nationals "who're the new guys?". New guys got fucked up after we both ripped too.

[@timbrwolf1121]

Hey they had to cut a check to a company and they cut it to the lowest bidder. As always. Wait that doesn't make sense. WAIIIT the uniform price went to the f35

[@Mr.WeeWooferret]

Just minutes after posting this he probably got a text from the CIA telling him to shut up about the homeless remark.

[@grantbriggs2684]

Nicholas Young more like minutes before

[@j.d1972]

Grant Briggs *a day

[@myguychris7739]

Lmao!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

DARPA wants to know your location .... 😎

[@neohippe1]

You could see the lightbulb go off when he says... “OMG that actually makes sense!” LMFAO

[@feartheghus]

“Helen Keller can see you coming from a hundred meters away” the best quote about camo I’ve ever heard in my life

[@Spartan-oq1yw]

And prolly hear you comin too with all this velcro. Special forces loves this... stealth... this is stealtg...🤣

[@thebigfarter]

Because it MAKES SENSE

[@feartheghus]

knightbot thanks for the catch

[@owenmassman6273]

@@Spartan-oq1yw you know I heard of a way to undo your velcro without giving away you position. When you go to unstrap it YELL AS FUCKING LOUD AS YOU CAN!

[@Spartan-oq1yw]

@@owenmassman6273 oh right of course why did i never think of that? Ill have to try it🤣

[@whoarewe3863]

The space force is probably going to be black grey and white ACU to blend in with the stars

[@joeysimunds6352]

Moon dust yo

[@obopixel4550]

They probably want a grey/gray uniform so that if someone falls out of the spaceship noone can see them among the starts, like how the navy wears blue. lol

[@Badbhoys]

I would like to see that

[@raggednerf4139]

That would work for in just space

[@simontide6780]

Imagine you went AWOL in space because they made you wore all black camos. 😅

[@jscammyhd5945]

“You weren’t even good at it” best thing ever

[@redunicorn7760]

I don't get it

[@shawnkelly3542]

@@redunicorn7760 that girl went and did porn right after her fiancee got deployed... Like, RIGHT AFTER. Was still wearing the same damn outfit in the porn as she was when she took the picture with her fiancee lol

[@GeneralG1810]

@@shawnkelly3542 I'll bet she somehow made it HIS fault

[@redunicorn7760]

@@shawnkelly3542 oh shiiiiit

[@shawnkelly3542]

@@GeneralG1810 oh I'm sure she tried

[@CodySpoor]

"So you're telling ME that all terrain looks the same?" "Yeah" Me: That's terrainist

[@mr.midnight9564]

Lol

[@TheGamexsplosion]

Jack Maven HipHop hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny

[@Predator20357]

We gotta stop this terrainy from happening

[@dickiewongtk]

Ive seen pictures on the internet back in the days, that this camo blend in with some sofa very well.

[@rifleoperator5567]

Too bad we don't fight state sude

[@scottish-hero6664]

If only the american army went to war with ikea, then ACU might have worked

[@rifleoperator5567]

@@scottish-hero6664 that's a fair point,aight someone start stuff with the sweeds

[@Aussiebushwookie]

The government made it so that the private’s that slept in can hide so they don’t get their ass kicked on the sofa

[@jesusaperez8958]

Have u seen the meme were that same girl was in a porno with the same exact clothes

[@TheRichMarion]

“Hey the Marines have digital camo. We should use it, too” “Hell no, we have to make our own!”

[@gregorystell6858]

Meanwhile the marines stole their idea from Canada. Originality at its best.

[@megakin678]

​@@gregorystell6858 Atleast it actually worked though, unlike a certain 5 billion dollar mistake

[@Daniel-mo4zb]

West Germany was first with digital camouflage back in the 80's

[@TheRichMarion]

@@Daniel-mo4zb yep. The Army just couldn’t use an existing one. They cut off their nose to spite their face with the ACU piece of garbage.

[@yeetproductions1631]

@@gregorystell6858 Yeah, except the Marine's camo actually worked.

[@colbydixon5136]

“You weren’t even good at it” Easily one of the top 10 lines ever said by DS Hy

[@n.schneiderman7993]

That's factual

[@decoy4fun]

I’ll admit I’m out of the loop. What’s the reference for the picture

[@nneverss]

@@decoy4fun the girl in that pic cheated on her bf in what turned out to be a fairly popular porno

[@jesusllanas9318]

@@nneverss pls name the porno for science

[@conro7003]

💀💀💀

[@hailhydra7959]

Are you joking? That kit is so good she didn’t see she had a boyfriend.

[@haynesdevon0]

Oh dame.

[@nightlock4948]

OOF.

[@zaxer1169]

No no no!! Oh no DISGUSTAN I mean dam that was good but nooo

[@johnfredmyers9500]

Hail Hydra Yes it is! Because he pranked me before with harassing text and phone calls! I had to report him to the Police. To stop these annoying prank text and phone calls! He called me 50 times and 30 times the day before! He is a Pranksters! And he texted me 61 times yesterday and 47 The day before. He has been pranking our bail bonds office for about 9 years he started doing it in 2009! He tells us his grandmother is in jail for being a Mexican and for having illegal guns! But when my agent John called the jail he couldn't find his grandmother, then he kept calling back and saying she may be booked under a different name! So I looked on line and I couldn't find her! And he texted about his brother in jail but we couldn't find him either!

[@Snowtail07]

OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Peaceful3arth]

"5 Billion Dollars of research... Yes. 5. Billion. With a B." Lol.

[@freshpeanut4967]

Sawr Kasmm Pentagon Wars is a good movie

[@ADogNamedStay]

@@freshpeanut4967 my thoughts exactly

[@privatedipshit3290]

Holy shit not just me

[@tetrobro5182]

Sawr Kasmm government be like “so...next time 2 trillion in space camo?”

[@2410jrod]

Am I the only guy who wondered where the money go?! Just where????

[@olivercrespo2329]

I’m actually curious as to why digital camo was adopted. I felt like the more leaf like green pattern looked like better camo.

[@andypanda4927]

Wasn't army, so, most of this goes right past. That said, as someone who used to enjoy hunting, often wondered how that pattern was supposed to be a camouflage pattern. Hey! I was 22yrs USCG and we weren't wearing that "grins&giggles" stuff the USN was wearing back in 98.

[@stephenpaulmccarter4160]

It’s computer generated the camouflage isn’t really meant to blend its to break up your silhouette but the marines and Canada’s digital camo worked army was like fuck it let’s make it grey and tan and call it a day

[@usmcgrunt_1944]

I believe that the Marine Corps adopted a digital pattern first....except the Marine Corps actually did it right

[@jordanhicks5131]

Lol let's give em all mossy oak

[@lpvrooom6714]

The digital pattern is better as it breaks up you’re body more. The us army just chose aweful colours that don’t work with any terrain. (The goal of camp is to break up the shape of you body not to make you look like a leaf)

[@jamelobe4619]

Why is this man with no clothing going crazy?

[@StrelitziaLiveries]

I cant even see his body

[@mitropolzka]

Jamel what man ?

[@bobberman4641]

Who? All I see is a talking wall

[@redcape2184]

Yes

[@m1a1abramstank49]

Jamel I can see it, the camo is only blending into an ash tray

[@scottyj6226]

"Such an abomination, planned parenthood wouldn't touch it." That's the point I liked the video.

[@eddieholt4935]

I just had to read that book

[@eddieholt4935]

@@cottoncandiez8872 it was actually one of the better ones that we’ve had to read in school.

[@kirstenreagan9280]

“but on the positive side” omg i died 😂

[@JimAirborne25]

I referred to that pattern as “an abortion of a pattern.”

[@painterofplastic1968]

@@eddieholt4935 what book

[@shotsfired4519]

"I look like a moldy pickle" *literally 1 second later* "I'M PICKLE DRILLL!"

[@ereckv1]

Fucking beautiful

[@northernlightsandsirens4230]

Canadian Forces Temperate Woodland CADPAT looks like you've had relish projectile vomited on you. It was designed working with the USMC. MARPAT is just CADPAT in a different colour. USMC got the better deal there.

[@boymahina123]

LMAO

[@tuspu8255]

I fucking died when he yelled that

[@fgyzxchanjnv1062]

I read this as he said it

[@Callsign_Spartacus_37Fox]

We all know the Vietnam era tiger stripe is by far the most badass uniform print the US military has ever had.

[@potatosoup6960]

That or Frog-pattern

[@Callsign_Spartacus_37Fox]

@@potatosoup6960 I’m not a fan of frog. Give me tiger stripe or 6 color desert, aka chocolate chip.

[@Fred_the_1996]

The leaf pattern is also badass, especially the leaf pattern helmet covers. Those are just iconic

[@brrrrrtenjoyer]

How can you name all these names yet not mention M81(God's Plaid) or DCU

[@elliottanderson9507]

I prefer WWII Dazzle Cam

[@randys.3707]

“We look like a moldy pickle” possibly the funniest shit I heard all day

[@muhschaf]

maybe they are supposed to look like that? So the privates can spot them early enough to prepared to get chewed out by moldy pickles from Hell?

[@pistolerojoe9293]

A PICKLE DRIIIILLLL!

[@magnesiumoar9644]

What else did you hear that was funny today

[@darknight8139]

"ACU was used by CIA to track homeless veterans, OMG that actually makes sense" im dying 😆 .

[@Joseph44138]

Lrg McJoker Can’t stop watching that part, it making me laugh so much

[@cadonstrain6217]

He sounded so sincere when he said it lol

[@volatilemerican6746]

@The Postman You know why we call them lefties right? Their lefty is the only sexual pleasure they'll ever feel.

[@johndoe-bs7hi]

This made me wake my neighbor

[@basicbodybuilding]

Cia only does out of country operations, they have no reason to spy on homeless vete, this is assuming you try to make it realistic because I know it’s a joke but not a good one

[@TacoStacks]

"You weren't even good at it" I about fell out of my chair lol

[@airyplumd2914]

Taco Stacks LMAOO you just got 5 likes

[@slapshotgaming1525]

😂🤣

[@bobitobob3453]

I couldn’t breathe for 5 minutes 😂😭

[@Marcus001]

Please explain this to me

[@drewgonzo6426]

@@Marcus001 she did a porn casting video in the same dress

[@captaincargoshorts2068]

"This uniform is so trash Helen Keller could see you coming from 100 metres away" absolute gold XD

[@Zeknix]

No joke, a buddy of mine and I passed each other and bumped shoulders. Little did we know we had actually swapped combat patches without even knowing it. When I finally looked down towards my combat patch for some reason, seeing the 4th ID patch really confused the shit out of me. Funny enough I just walked around until I found my buddy with my 1st ID patch. It was fucking comical. As you imagine we started to rag on the ACUs again.

[@UncleDon226]

Remember doing counter-column marches? Freakin platoon patch exchance. All you can hear is velcro ripping off everybody's shoulders and you have one dude with no patches and another dude with 3 American flags

[@divinewillie2973]

@@UncleDon226 🤣🤣🤣

[@SlickDaRippa]

@@UncleDon226 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aperson4826]

@@UncleDon226 Never too many stars and stripes.

[@BigBoat1234]

I ended up with like four flags and three star patches after a counter column

[@Arvannis]

"We look like a moldy pickle" Best way to describe the ACUs I've ever heard

[@alphabroncotwozero392]

Uuuhhhhh UCps..mhcfo

[@RoofTopFocus]

@@alphabroncotwozero392 ACU became the Armys name for the uniform when UCP was introduced and alot of people got out when OCP was the only pattern. Most know but dont care.

[@alphabroncotwozero392]

Ackchually

[@zetcake3322]

Anyways. This guy is like doomguy. You dont need to see his face, when his head turns to you! You just feel anger

[@stevoburrito4777]

Get angry cops in the new Doom movie

[@toddhoward3846]

I’d love to hear him review movies like the bird box vid

[@doomguy5216]

No I'm doomguy

[@SadboiSenpai]

STFU bitch u dont even watch anime you're a poser

[@toddhoward3846]

Doomguy o h f u c k

[@trapcat2227]

I went into a cackle and choked on my water from him yelling "I'm pickle drill!!!". Almost drowned today for that laugh. That was gold.

[@xTheHypn0tic]

Why did I spend 8 mins watching a floating head and hands rant about a non-existent uniform?

[@padyx2479]

The dude’s probably going crazy

[@Ty-uk6eu]

So I wasn't the only one

[@BrianT-ir6jw]

😂😂😂

[@theepicgaming5260]

Wait he was actually showing the camo on video?? I thought he was just some random delusional homeless guy rambling about uniforms whilst invisible

[@TactfulWaggle]

you see this joke is first of all very old, second of all THIS ENTIRE VIDEO IS ABOUT THE ACU BEING SHIT AT BLENDING IN WITH STUFF HOW DID IT WORK ON YOU ITS IMPOSSIBLE

[@itsmesmalls86]

It must be crazy for anyone walking around his house to just hear a bunch of muffled screaming coming from his room non stop lol

[@jacobr.127]

Nah anyone who lives with him is probably used to it now.

[@bobitobob3453]

Most underrated comment 😂

[@Cody-ru1cz]

*filthy frank neighbor flashbacks*

[@jimpatrick5918]

His screams? Or the screams of whoever he’s got pinned under him?

[@Potatotenkopf]

Send knudes

[@Cayde-6sHorn]

The pause and "Oh my god that actually makes sense." Had me rolling. The look on your face, priceless.

[@reaganbrownfnafoc428]

Pancakedino9356 IKR

[@bradenmills4537]

Oh my god that made my day

[@catgreen2031]

SAME... That's when I lost it

[@Spartan-oq1yw]

He paused and had that look thst you get when you finally understand something you have never understood your whole life😂😂😂

[@salenebrom6476]

Pancakedino9356 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@SoullessProductions]

All my issued ACU's is fort Jackson 2010 had a tag that stated roughly "these uniformed were handmade and tailored by blind and handicapped people who spend time volunteering to ensure the safety of our soldiers." Kinda made sense.

[@tankhamster-u9l]

@@SoullessProductions skill craft

[@dmitrymolotov6428]

I’d rather wear the revolutionary war uniform than the ACU

[@supaheat1486]

TBH I always kinda thought that the British Regular uniform looked kinda cool.

[@DannY-xj8ci]

@@supaheat1486 hearing that from you chuck makes me disappointed

[@Colrilu]

There is evidence showing that ACU actually got soldiers killed an exploded can of orange spray paint would probably be better camouflage

[@mongomladek6092]

Blue is blue

[@warwolfmolotov4872]

D-dmitri? Brother? lol

[@Algebruh2407]

I swear this guy is just Filthy Frank if he was in the military

[@painterofplastic1968]

Just minus the omniverse

[@Sernival]

Angry cops chef boyardee eating vid when

[@kidd_kudu847]

My thoughts exactly

[@sauzeeee]

"Nyesss sir" - AngryFrank

[@MoveFreight]

I finally understand why i enjoy this content so much

[@paperbagheadofficial9542]

“Hellen Keller could see you commin from 100 meters away”

[@Zachomara]

300meters on a clear day.

[@fetanizmczorabin8543]

I would see her from 500 m

[@michaellemasters7173]

“Probably hear ya too!”

[@goobi3780]

imagine having this guy as your drill sergeant, having him break you down hard during boot camp, fear him, and then find this channel years later

[@Major003]

"The only thing this blends in with is your great grandma's couch she bought in 1962!" I think I've seen that photo.

[@gamecarnival2024]

Because it's your grandmother's couch, duh...

[@theauthoritytalkshow9480]

At Sears great deal

[@tylerblubaugh5549]

That's the best picture of a veteran ever

[@gamecarnival2024]

In all seriousness though I love the Navy digital, my dad served. But of course if you fall overboard you'll never be found in that blue digital

[@aceraerae3287]

6ix9ine snitching: I know who made the ACU

[@J-Kabar]

Im dying im at the hospital because i cant breath

[@reginadickson2689]

Peyton Griffith now THIS comment actually made me laugh out loud!!

[@thatranger7576]

Peyton Griffith, bitch that shit is worse than falling in elephant shit

[@cryst4lch4os28]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@henrique3045]

It’s sort of like a duck: it doesn’t fly, walk, or swim well. It’s made to blend with all environments, but it can’t blend properly with any environment.

[@ordobravus3229]

Huh, i never thought about it

[@YogKicks]

You're thinking duck, im thinking of a platypus. Like wtf id this pos

[@kodingkrusader2765]

@@YogKicks dude theyre scumbags. Ima be a duck but also be a guinea pig. But im gonna lay eggs but be a mammal

[@YogKicks]

@@kodingkrusader2765 facts 🤣🤣🤣

[@lukeglas23]

Works well in urban environments, well in the Deseret etc after it gets a bit dirty and it looks like “background noise” in the woods it ain’t perfect but it’s actually pretty efficient especially under night vision

[@dantemacdonald7672]

7:34 the way DS Hy says this sentence makes me imagine that the very first thing any drill sergeant does when they get outta bed is put on their "brown round" and that is just a tiny bit terrifying to me

[@magicalraccoon2339]

And then he said “I’m pickle drill!!!” Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@JAYMONEY14245]

Weird I came across this comment exactly when he said it in the video it kinda scared me tbh bc I thought it was a audio file in the comments of you saying it lol

[@daytonhudson9595]

MagicalRacoon as soon as i read this comment he said im pickle drill

[@JAYMONEY14245]

Dayton Hudson don’t take my reply this comment section ain’t the bigg enough fur tha two of us

[@JAYMONEY14245]

Deacon Knoke Turk I think that’s about the only way to put this in the grave.... that means one of us gotta go in the grave, I’ll put my best daughter on it

[@whiskerbiscuit5026]

“You weren’t even good at it” PREACH

[@fondparrot-993]

I don't get it

[@thatguy3808]

Ya I don't get it

[@alexgarcia3224]

@@thatguy3808 the girl in the thumbnail got into porn when hrr bf joined the army.

[@waccums8857]

SE. Y. S.

[@juandavidnustesgutierrez9796]

Lmao

[@benschlegelmilch3877]

I love how he realizes that his CIA theory makes sense

[@djbeezy]

The only time I ever saw, literally ever, the ACU actually work was looking at someone through NVGs as they stoop infront of a t-wall. They completely disappeared.

[@jointhearmy4671]

Let’s be honest. He’s not wrong with any of this.

[@tjduke1111]

@@grahamtaylor9281 if you say so Graham

[@kyleswehla785]

graham taylor I bet your one of the guys that try and recruit kids at high schools aren’t you

[@ffjsb]

@@grahamtaylor9281 STFU. You probably never even served.

[@bobafettplayingclarinet4597]

graham taylor I’d be more disturbed if he were full of anyone else’s.

[@hauptfachhauptfach6202]

graham taylor have you notice that you sound like a liberal and a communist you live in America you respect the people that served to save your family and all of are asses go fuck your self your going on redit

[@bradleyhedge6039]

“I’m pickle drill” & “you weren’t even good at” is some of the funniest shit I think I’ve ever heard in my life

[@E-bk9vk]

Bradley Hedge I died at pickle drill

[@samohtlion]

That need to be on a T-shirt!

[@ironstarofmordian7098]

Both are true

[@OdiousAcolyte]

Hey there I made a fun John Wick-Classical Music montage/supercut and I'd love you to have your opinion about it, I know it's spammy but gotta do self promotion kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGHWdn5vitx0jqM

[@TG-om1ue]

Im pickle drill made me uncontrollably laugh

[@vaporhtrail4350]

"I'm pickle drill!" - Angry Cops 2019 T-shirt it please

[@jacobbenns6090]

I would buy that shit so fast

[@chunkycheesemonkey99]

YES!!!!!!

[@MarsTheDoomer]

Yep best thing I’ve heard in months!

[@gas_lol85]

Yup, I support this shit

[@chrisdelagarza8048]

I’m more happy 😃 that you have my 1st Armored Division “Old Ironsides” Combat patch...

[@croesuslydias6488]

“I’m pickle Drill” Good god I laughed too hard at this

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

Same

[@jeredhersh789]

Dill Sergeant

[@semi-otto6787]

Drill pickle

[@bigchungus6801]

DICKLE PRILL

[@kalebnolen1616]

rewinded 6 times XD

[@freshmints6713]

1950: There will be flying cars in the future! 2019:

[@RyanEstep5877]

Fresh Mints, flying cars? Think about how many lousy drivers are out there. Let’s make them pilots. That is why there are no flying cars.

[@RyanEstep5877]

Incidentally, the same people who came up with the ACU.

[@jimfredrick9944]

@@RyanEstep5877 way to ruin the joke dude

[@El_1Rodriguez]

@@jimfredrick9944 the "joke" is overuser asf stfu shit not funny anymore

[@jamesdevore3022]

ACUs were great until you had to: 1. Blend in with anything that wasn't a gravel pit. 2. Sit shoulder to shoulder in any situation. 3. Take a knee "my ACU pants were awesome until I took a knee on patrol and the crotch exploded." 4. Needed to be stealthy guaranteed to snag Velcro on something if you were sneaking around. 5. Do any sort of work at all.

[@moistjohn]

what's the old joke, rangers tought me how to stealthy remove velcro and then the old guy yells as he pulls it

[@Adventure_fuel]

That’s y’all a fault you have so much abundance

[@FokkerBoombass]

The pants ripping at the crotch is actually an intentional design feature, also present in USMC cammies. In the words of Maximilian Uriarte, it gives the Green Weenie a good place to slip itself in. See "Terminal Lance" strip #181.

[@bufftammy735]

ACUs were great until you had to: 1) Do literally anything.

[@Theyoungforeman]

It blends into my grandmas couch pretty well so if I wanted to hide for a nap after her Italian dinner I'd throw mine on and lay on the couch 😭

[@jffry890]

"I'M PICKLE DRILL!" That caught me way off guard. Holy fuck, my sides hurt from laughing.

[@oniemployee3437]

"Holy shit that actually makes sense!" You just summed up the entire US navy.

[@mwm1724]

ONI employé #343 nah, the Navy camouflage pattern is so they can’t see sailors when they’re in the water and need to be rescued

[@ioanbugheanu6836]

Hey what uniforms do marines get in 2550? Asking the ONI employee.

[@zzmr_stretchzz8772]

Go away dragon - lazy

[@volatilemerican6746]

@El Bearsidente No it's called being unclean and to lazy to wash it.

[@jshizzle6065]

Go away Halo kid

[@johanyrangel749]

Is that uniform actually blue or I color blind anyone else see the colors green, peach, and a lighter green

[@NoHope_]

the dark spots are like a navy blue its easier to tell in person

[@dedsec6072]

hipocondriac

[@hillbillyveiws9015]

Yeah its green

[@gamecarnival2024]

I don't know, it looks like a weird green and tan to me

[@JagerUberEats]

Um

[@paintballgaming1090]

“You weren’t even good at it” made my day right there

[@LeWaggleton]

What did he mean by that?

[@DJMCIL]

@@LeWaggleton its a pornstar

[@LeWaggleton]

@@DJMCIL I see, I didn't know that.

[@austinjarnagin8342]

Lol she cheated on him in a porno the day he left and the editor of it sped through her bj cause she somehow was that bad at a bj @Mister.Mockingham

[@jamesbetts5027]

When her man was away serving his country that thing went into the porn industry. He probably didn't even know until one of his mates probably told him.

[@chemmustang656]

I know this is an old video, but I just recently discovered your channel. This video had me laughing so hard. The only thing I found the ACUs could half way blend in with was the trunk of a palm tree when I was in Hawaii. I missed having the starched and pressed BDUs with highly polished boots.

[@axelmilan4292]

The US Military: we waste money so you don't have to!

[@physical_insanity]

And then you still have to waste money.

[@Wasserkaktus]

Fun fact: Tricare was defrauded of $2 Billion by compound pharmacies with skin cream by loading it with as many ingredients as possible (Tricare paid per ingredient.).

[@RulesOfTheMachine]

Kind of reinforces the "Go Army, We'll by your titties for ya."

[@inkmaster5480]

It's our money they're wasting.

[@axelmilan4292]

Jer Gross that's the joke

[@coreids1339]

7:06 the girl in the picture cheated on her boyfriend and stared in an adult film Edit: Holy shit thank you for the likes and comments. Seeing this after getting out of basic & AIT, kinda shocked me

[@jif3847]

Lmfao that’s the only reason I clicked on this

[@MC-ys3wt]

She can’t blow for shit

[@ilduce4298]

She is a piece of human crap

[@Shultzchet]

Where's the link? I need to do some independent "research."

[@briantaylor7275]

@@Shultzchet BBC

[@DP-fq7iy]

When you hear Army greens are coming back.

[@friedchickenenthusiast]

Sandra Long -fortunate son begins playing-

[@lastswordfighter]

They had to because the grey pattern failed to blend in. We blew millions of dollars on gray squares that stick out like a sore thumb.

[@BeanishSoup]

@@friedchickenenthusiast welcome to nam

[@abuck7909]

@@lastswordfighter the greens are a dress uniform headass. We already got OCPs for camo. Look up army pinks and greens, its a WW2 era throwback dress uniform. Shit looks sexy as fuck, its worth reenlisting for.

[@charlie9714]

Dickman Buttfuck The Pinks and Greens are beautiful. Definitely the best looking uniform. Cool to see them being used again

[@reedstrickland7952]

As my drill sergeant put it when a whole platoon walks it looks like walking gravel

[@hunnerd4566]

“You weren’t even good at it”

[@hunnerd4566]

Sniper .308 oh I’ve seen thing long ago

[@OdiousAcolyte]

Hey there I made a fun John Wick-Classical Music montage/supercut and I'd love you to have your opinion about it, I know it's spammy but gotta do self promotion kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGHWdn5vitx0jqM

[@awesomefishguy]

Odious Acolyte No you don’t.

[@Jarhead_]

Sniper .308 ha xD just looked it up fucking garbage

[@Usher2660]

@Sniper .308 why did she do that?

[@rexandreas4152]

"This uniform is so trash, Helen Keller can see you coming from 100 meters away" LOL!!!

[@bvglee9731]

And hear you! 🤣

[@rexandreas4152]

@@bvglee9731 yeah! that was golden!

[@4jones82]

"OH MY GOD THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE..." Scary true.

[@IsaiahTrujillo_1]

Avengaline Jones kinda made me laugh

[@lukepowers4230]

the amount of people and officers this had to go through, and the fact that everyone okayed it is insane

[@VoidLupuS]

Angry Cops: *rants about a bad ACU for 8 and a half minutes* 2 Million people: *INTERESTING*

[@jordanthompson3292]

Its because of the thumbnail.

[@jasonterrell847]

It's a shit uniform. Still not as bad as what they did to us Air Force officer's in the early 90s. When they changed are class a's and made us look like airline pilots or bus drivers.

[@geoffbackman6347]

VoiD LupuS every veteran: HES NOT WRONG

[@timesthree5757]

@@jasonterrell847 well you kinda are.

[@johngillespie3409]

It's not camouflage, I was at a stand down for homeless vets and was given that shit , gave it away

[@jaucelinfenelus693]

They should give it to the Space Force when we go back to the moon

[@chrisfalzone6061]

Fingers crossed one of the space force uniforms is a digital camo thats black, and purple

[@toku_moriya]

Low key thought Space Force uniforms would be purple camo for no good reason.

[@baileya82]

@Howie Felterbush purple with "digital" moons and stars and rocketships and planets

[@Jaketheaxman]

Probably the only somewhat effective use for that uniform.

[@germanwarrabbit]

it might blend into the moon actually

[@Kailygo8a]

“You weren’t even good at it” made my day😂

[@Crazt]

Still looking for that explanation...

[@ThePointlessBox_]

Crazy she filmed a porno while her guy was deployed

[@LargerRanger5-Mhz-mW]

Crazy , she did it the same day the photo was taken XD

[@littledoa1488]

@@ThePointlessBox_ it was actually her brother LMAO

[@wyattm.b.3622]

Yooo that made my night @Kaily Gomez

[@danwright2300]

As a BDU baby I can wholeheartedly agree with this. When the ACU came into service I was like wtf.

[@Orca19904]

I'm a civilian, and even I agree with this sentiment; I grew up in the 80's & 90's when BDU's were universal across all services, then the Marines got their MARPAT which was cool, as it still did a decent job at what it was supposed to do while also making them look badass, then the Army got the ACU's and I was like "wait, hold up, WTF is this?!"

[@elmospasco5558]

@@Orca19904 I got out in 2004 so I just missed the ACU debacle. Knowing the way my unit on Bragg functioned they would've made me pay for the things even though they should be considered initial issue. My unit in Panama used unit funds to issue the (then) new light weight BDUs when the Vietnam era jungle fatigues went out of service. A couple of years the banana PT shorts went out of service service and my unit on Sill used unit funds to issue the (then) new gray cotton PT uniform. About two decades later I'm at Bragg we we got we had to purchase the new PT uniform made out of nylon I guess.

[@jdawgz3971]

the moment of realisation then.... "oh my god that actually made sense" Legend.

[@JonoZaidi]

“I’ve got so many welts, It’s probably why I have PTSD”

[@piercehaugh1583]

i may or may not have scream laughed when he said that

[@_Matsimus_]

It was a very odd camo. RIP God speed little ACU doodle

[@fadez2417]

Yo man i watch your vids, joining the Royal Marines very soon and your vid helped me a lot

[@thatoneredneck6220]

Love your vids

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

@@GOD_O_WAR what

[@danielstickel361]

This video doesn’t get old.

[@fredxu2447]

"This uniform is so trash, that Helen Keller can see you coming from a hundred meters away" Military oof size 1000

[@thejammydodger3350]

So we're gonna ignore the fact that he's probably not wearing any trousers as he keeps holding them up and wrapping them round his head?

[@briangoldy8784]

IKR........Fuckin Short Arm.........Hanging out making this vid......lol.....

[@animeyhem9780]

Why yes, yes we are...perfectly normal thing to do in the Army while you're ranting and raving about something...

[@brandongreenfield1995]

Apparently civilians don’t understand that you have multiple pairs of pants. Not just one pair, dumbasses!

[@marthasparks6927]

Well I'm a lady so I'm just hoping he'll accidently jostle his camera so I can see the downstairs! Lol

[@Uncle_Jacob]

@@brandongreenfield1995 yeah he's got other pairs, probably still pantsless though.

[@Whiskey_Assassin]

"You weren't even good at it!" LOL I died. That never gets old lol.

[@ulfurgaming4268]

Brotherhood of Whiskey Assassins your yt name is basically just ac4 and i love it

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

Yeah, she really sucked.

[@Bleucheeselover]

@@Inquisitor_Vex what's the name of the video. I need it for science

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

Jacob Jankas Just search Selena Vargas. Happy *research* bro!

[@Bleucheeselover]

@@Inquisitor_Vex science thanks you my friend

[@jacobgarciablanco1436]

“You’re hopes and dreams to not marry your stripper off post, GONE!” honestly that one was to true and hit hard.

[@heatherwright9097]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Camtronzz]

“You weren’t even GOOD at it” LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@thejacksonbentley]

TrotThatFox what is the joke

[@ellis2445]

She actually wasnt good at it either😂

[@SirSmite]

Was even wearing the same damn clothes, like she did it before or after taking that photo with him.

[@matthiasmoore1625]

@@freedomfighters1236 anyone got the link for um research purposes

[@granth7076]

@@matthiasmoore1625 I would also like to procure this link for similar reasons

[@spartarticus]

guys im scared i only hear yelling in an empty room

[@minecraftlover9764]

What about his head?

[@mrrustygray]

True Story: Was the last guy to get BCG's in my unit. I went to the eye doc on base, he said I needed protection from bright Texas sun, so he authorized having my issues glasses, mirror coated. Then gave me a written auth form. Wore them in formation. Platoon sard flipped out so I handed him the auth form. Oh he was not happy.

[@gwouru]

I had that in my country. It was temporary. Was yours?

[@mariC061]

Nerd

[@mariC061]

@Professor Professor no

[@tubaraofeio1053]

@@mariC061 thats what a nerd would say

[@landondrewen1234]

@@mariC061 Did you just disrespect him?

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

It blends in if you’re standing in a group of Aspen trees in the spring, when they’re white and green and the sunlight kind of dapples through.

[@Ryan-Streams]

“Eughh..YOU WEREN’T EVEN GOOD AT IT.” 😂😂😂

[@Happymali10]

Why is the flag velcro? Do you expect soldiers to change that when they start loosing a battle? Or hang it upside down as a distress signal?

[@BobJones-bh9qz]

😂😂😂

[@k9colby209]

Fr hahaha

[@MrAlwaysRight]

For people with small PPs.

[@aperson4826]

Just in case any democratic politicians happen to enlist.

[@chicorodriguez3964]

Its velcro so you can put your war flag on witch faces the opposite way that's how you show your on active combat and yes if you get surrounded by the enemy you can hide your patches and try speaking Spanish and tell them you got lost on the way trying to sneak into America

[@grumpytiger4981]

"I'M PICKLE DRILL" Had me rolling

[@bigflicker2137]

i used to think the uniform was useless, but over time i thought it was actually surprisingly effective. i’ve seen it in montana forests during winter or any season, and in Afghanistan, and like most camo’s, it really only becomes visible after movement. also, SF may have been the ones who introduced the velcro thing, but it was for being able to remove name patches and unit ID stuff, so they could put it on for garrison and take it off for field, i believe. The army followed their lead, as far as i can tell.

[@apollorevenge411]

The generals watching this video now. Demoted.

[@howardbaxter2514]

Generals: We'll just demote him a couple ranks. * Demote Angry Cops to E-1 and tell him he has to do Basic again.

[@owendenue4020]

I really want to give a like but it's already at 69 likes

[@philljustphill1656]

@@owendenue4020 same struggle here

[@howardbaxter2514]

@@owendenue4020 I'll unlike so both of y'all can like it

[@mcpepp3603]

@@howardbaxter2514 Taking one for the team!

[@crouton_newton6047]

“Make you look pregnant” is the most true statement ever

[@alexwilson1757]

“You weren’t even good at it” 😂😂😂

[@joshthompson5411]

Best part of the video

[@enimoxity]

Can u explain this joke to me I'm a moron

[@thatcouchpotatoo1662]

@@enimoxity yeee other people explained the joke if you scroll up into the other comment threads. You'll find some :V

[@TroyDawnmaster]

ThatBossCoffel The girl was in a popular porn video. Same clothes and hair style which suggest it was the same day when this photo was taken.

[@gabelaucella4044]

JayMed Gaming there’s whole back story that bill burr does on her u should watch it

[@kittykittykartgirl]

I forgot all about you!!!! I missed you! Well once I remembered your channel!

[@Joe-bj4wm]

Petition to make Angry a general

[@josephdizon3493]

I wouldn’t mind. Plus, I wouldn’t mind him go for presidency.

[@Joe-bj4wm]

Joseph Dizon yeah

[@Joe-bj4wm]

Frost Arctica Yes

[@alejandrodavalos9727]

Honestly, a petition is probably a lot more efficient than the current promotion methods.

[@Joe-bj4wm]

xXfinaoXx _1 !!!

[@tommiller5853]

"Not pay to get them sewn on?" WTF? Every base has some little old Korean lady just off the main gate who will do that shit for $5 per shirt...

[@tommiller5853]

@US ARMY VET 11B 96-14 ...no Koreans in Georgia or something?

[@tommiller5853]

Damn... back when I was in, 50 cents was a pack of Marlboros at the NCO Club.

[@mibi2999]

I recall a place on Fort Campbell run by Koreans. I was there between 2004 and 2008.

[@fullweezy3553]

There's are about 100 places outside ft hood ran by Koreans that can sew any uniform and set up your class A better than you can

[@mr.kingofphenomenal4629]

@@tommiller5853 There is in Atlanta. I lived in Georgia for about 6 years and there like Korean town somewhere in Decatur and China town near by too. But now Im in Macon I rarely see any over here.

[@gunmasterx1164]

That old camo is so bad at blending in that it makes storm troopers white armor in a woodlands area more camouflaged

[@deanstambaugh6892]

I couldn't wait to get mine back in 05 until I saw a gaggle of troops standing in front of a tree line

[@Sprdood1019]

The uniform blends in with the 5 billion dollars they spent researching on it

[@hahhahah303]

😂😂😂😂

[@jvaz7204]

After they shredded it anyaay

[@roryn8128]

It kinda does match money

[@feartheghus]

I can’t believe it but you’re right, you found what the camo was for.

[@minty8024]

Billion with a B

[@AoNLobby]

How tf does 5 Billion dollars goes in researching a uniform?

[@clothar23]

No no 4 grand went into the uniform research..The rest went the Staff Officers hooker and cocaine fund..Don't you know how Defence funding works ?

[@rumbleisbetter515]

Contractor friends of higher ranking officials!

[@connorjones4330]

God knows they probably due to the idiot research and made the acu

[@operatorrose2917]

I can safely assume that it should've gone into youre education, because that grammar is horrifying.

[@AlexKS1992]

Government contracts, license to steal.

[@Rcoombes40]

“Helen Keller can see you” 😭😭😭😭

[@benchaffey7414]

Wasn't that blind person and wrote a book or something?

[@AAllen-br8it]

@@benchaffey7414 blind, deaf and mute

[@benchaffey7414]

@@AAllen-br8it oh yeah