The Worst Movie Posters

[@Aztrosist]

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[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating scented candles

[@kodinamsinh1267]

use code GOON to get 70% off your first bottle of Soylent

[@SrPelo]

Comedy posters are the weezers of posters. plus I hate Chromatic marvel common ass movie posters, marvel posters were a mistake

[@cwto_mam]

​@Windsor that'd be so fucking funny

[@JadenM.]

Nice

[@gilbertgilbert6549]

They're not bad, they're just basic

[@kaden_eaugh]

the marvel posters kinda just ripped off star wars posters but shittily

[@memeelfman324]

It’s AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA man

[@revilno]

Oh, hey it’s the Know Your Meme guy who’s also in that awful podcast that I pay 5 dollars for

[@walteravila4753]

Don’t you mean the cynical vegan streamer?

[@loom3r]

nah this is the guy from know your meme

[@kawsho]

It would be really embarrassing if u couldn’t pay the 5 tho

[@glebeldionrayparcon1008]

Isn't he a professional gooner

[@revilno]

@@walteravila4753 oh right you’re so right

[@RinsaVuIIer]

I'd love to see a whole series of you making fun of covers, posters, etc. Also I think this year's content of yours is your best yet!

[@ZachX888]

Agreed his content now is amazing. Also your avatar is DOPE, legendary edit my man, made me laugh way harder than any of the movie posters here.

[@xcblud]

It's not original content but it's always fun to see people take ong

[@cgumby]

The Woof's cage was found to be empty three weeks ago.

[@NTMonsty]

someone rose the woof.

[@chriscarrera1172]

3:23 It was actually proven that the Ready Player One poster is actually proportionally accurate. It still looks wrong.

[@Ballsackgamin]

cap

[@Sylvia_Corvidev]

Going into this video, based on the thumbnail, I was... sceptical. I mean... the FNaF Movie Poster is one of my favorite movie posters of all time - if not my absolute favorite - so I thought "how could someone dislike it enough to be a thumbnail example". But seeing your version... clearly, your standards are higher for a good reason. Your version of the poster is beautiful in every way. I don't doubt for a second that not only would it get non-FNaF-fans to see the movie, but that the poster itself would get entire video essays devoted to it. Every single tiny detail of the poster is magnificent. From the font choice, to the color pallete, to the renders, to the body proportions to the wonderfully placed credits, even to the brand of alcohol used. Easily the best movie poster I've seen... you should be hired to make all movie posters from now on. 11/10, if it was the real poster, the movie would make 99 fazillion dollars.

[@NostalgicEditor]

I instantly click on a new Aztrosist video, the editing, narration, and humor always makes my day. Also I hate the fact that I’ve actually seen “Little Italy”, it’s an insufferably boring rom-com that my mother chose to watch. We turned it off before the halfway mark.

[@rurihime4965]

I still believe that Little Italy was originally a 2005 direct for tv movie that they randomly found and decided to do a theatrical release for some reason

[@TheMarionick]

Back when Infinity War came out, I was so excited to see the official poster, and then it was just a symmetrical collage of characters. That one giant poster that had Thanos in the middle that consisted of multiple posters did that way better.

[@laughercake3156]

i need a trigger warning if you're gonna show the shaggy dog poster. almost had a coronary

[@dri2m]

oh my god i can't believe you even mentioned the fall. nowhere near enough people have seen that movie. it's amazing. the movie poster is honestly very fitting for the kind of movie it is, so... do with that information what you will. i highly recommend giving it a shot!

[@mazuskakazus1534]

finally another person who has seen The Fall...i love it so much legit

[@dri2m]

@@mazuskakazus1534 OH MY GOD yes i’m so glad i’m not the only one

[@edward3164]

i thought the movie felt a bit cheap, like the acting was pretty bad. but the poster is fitting

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

"You know exactly what the fuck you're getting into when you saw the poster for Shaggy Dog" Yeah you're in for something. Can't really call it anything else.

[@gzmgavin0729]

The Shaggy Dog cover mentioned at the start of the video make me laugh until I was in tears. I have never heard of The Shaggy Dog.

[@black17dante]

Food delivery advertising... After showing Wall-e... It's an interesting decision...

[@ralutemfome]

I love how one of my favorites youtuber also in my favorite podcast likes evangelion, i go nuts everytime you mention it

[@SKAron25]

i have too much in common with this guy honestly; the parasocial relationship temptation is strong

[@ralutemfome]

@@SKAron25 so real

[@internetual7350]

I was just skipping through this video waiting to find a movie I recognized... Maybe I'll have to go back now!

[@ray-rayrambles3263]

Wish I was kidding, but that Tim Allen shaggy dog movie was major childhood trauma for me! There’s a scene where he gets but by a dog and it shows a closeup of his blood and it scared the shit out of 5 year old me to the point I was scared of watching movies IN GENERAL

[@SergiodelaVega]

Bruh, the moment I heard Redial from bomberman in this random movie poster video I... well... it made me happy.

[@apples7403]

This guys editing is fucking top tier and genuinely hilarious man

[@TheBlueLynxx]

Thank you for putting the ad at the end, it means a lot

[@jacob2069]

This guy is actually really funny. Like i actually laughed at least twice throughout the video. That is more than the average movie I watch. That isnt saying much, however, because i too also watch only two movies per year. I will have an "accidental" death if i watch more or less than 2 movies a year.

[@Lieula_]

If I'm not mistaken, the cover for the fall was intentionally made that way for the sake of surrealism as the movie has many themes of it. Though I can't be sure. Also cool vid 10/10

[@mountingfailure2309]

First time actually seen anything of the Carrot Top movie. All I know about is: "I bet the board is spelled B-O-R-E-D."

[@VyncentVargas-xi1jv]

This guy is hilarious! I haven’t laughed so damn hard in a long time.

[@gabreese_]

Aztro i’m being 100% genuine and honest im not doing a bit. I have been watching sleep deprived for so long and only NOW i realized you actually had a channel that i could go to and watch content.

[@wouju9600]

In defence of greenbook I vividly recall most of the movie taking place in the car when they are talking So technically the poster tells you what the movie is about A italian and a black guy in a car

[@thaitoan4760]

Took me a moment to realised I’m watching Aztro from the chuckle sandwich podcast

[@claver1096]

Yo the new better call saul prequel "Good luck Chuck" announced??

[@LonkinPork]

Oh wait a minute, that _Good Luck Chuck_ poster is referencing that iconic John Lennon and Yoko Ono photo from the day Lennon died.

[@mrcin1233]

6:13 Now I acutally want a movie about giant robot hands playing rock paper and scissor while pepole are trying to survive this absurd apocalypse.

[@mickeygproductions2422]

i wasn't vibing with this video originally, but then there was a chairman of the bored poster and it pulled me back in

[@sm8741]

Graphic design is my passion

[@beans3924]

Shaggy Dog traumatized me as a child but I forgot the name of the movie and I found it here thank you

[@iamnewtoyoutube1749]

I love the Earthbound music 👍

[@christythomas2898]

That FNAF Poster is better than I could have imagined! Wow!!!

[@AIIuminium]

So you're saying you haven't watched ATSV?

[@oklooneytunes]

okay off topic the editing on this video is so good

[@FredbearOfficial]

As someone who found a Wall•E DVD yesterday and watched it I can confirm it may be the only good movie ever

[@egerkolbjrnhhh3395]

Handsome schlatt jumpscare

[@Confussed-Oddish]

5:47 I mean that movie is already real it's called "c^ck" and it grossed zero dollars at the box office.

[@amandastill5124]

Is that just a joke?

[@Confussed-Oddish]

@@amandastill5124 No.

[@amandastill5124]

@@Confussed-Oddish when was it made. Was it experimental?

[@shinndig1293]

"Sometimes...you have to look...at the SHAGGY DOG..."

[@Ethan.Murphy2003]

Saying morbius this much in 2023 should be a crime

[@boryolmung9548]

Saying morbius that less in any time of the year is a crime

[@AvatarMimsy]

3:37: Tf I've never seen this version of the poster where Iron Man is wearing his helmet

[@Heezbungus]

Omg wake up babe Aztrosist just posted

[@bixbyte_]

gotta appreciate the bg music, choice taste

[@ZealousElit3]

This guy: "I have only watched 2 movies this year" Me: *has literally watched 15 movies within a span of the last 2 weeks*

[@waterking74]

Thats dedication

[@Sylvia_Corvidev]

I've watched 17 within the last few days. I don't actually watch movies that much usually, I'm just in the mood.

[@ZealousElit3]

@@Sylvia_Corvidev sometimes you just gotta scratch that movie itch.

[@ZealousElit3]

@@waterking74 😅

[@Sphagetti__]

(not actually a guy)

[@GUNUFofficial]

The shaggy dog is actually a remake of a good movie, from like the 60s. The shaggy d.a

[@Collato]

I remember a time where you would watch a random ass movie you wouldn't of seen but did anyway just because of the poster... granted it was borderline false advertising most of the time and the movie usually sucked but hey... cool poster.

[@esoteric7990]

4:12 Mega Man Battle Network :batchest: Glad to hear you know of it

[@5TVPL3]

The creepiest movie poster I've seen is "When blackbirds fly" an awful movie that has a better movie poster than the entire movie itself.

[@cecieylagrace]

THE ONLY MOVIES IVE WATCHED THIS YEAR ARE THE MARIO MOVIE AND COCAINE BEAR TOO

[@owlson2527]

Holy shit, the Sneako bit had me in tears

[@micaiahclark]

This video is edited excellently

[@k1zm3t]

4:45 SAMPTGOM SOGN (i like deltarune a normal amount)

[@arcK9]

Wall E is the best movie, SO REAL for that

[@Dewwy2]

I laughed at shaggy dog so hard oml.

[@toxic_shr00m]

wish this video was longer

[@Amyisntcreative]

My god these were hilarious and your commentary was fire as fuck! The KZbin recommendations have blessed me lmaoo 🙏

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Fnaf at Freddy's. -Jack Black

[@r3trothreat128]

I'm sharing a room with 2 random people and I had to turn the video off cause I couldn't hold back the laughter

[@JacKAB0Y]

I’m subbing almost entirely because of the WALL•E praise. We gotta appreciate the WALL•E praise when we can

[@rmn070]

The Alvin and the Chipmunks posters are on a whole new level of bad.

[@chillzedd8179]

why did Cargojet Airways sponsor the little italy movie

[@Janingham]

While album covers are kinda still creative nowadays, movie posters, being a big money business, are getting worse and worse every day. Even good movies tend to have generic lame ass posters

[@kaleb385]

Roleplaying as a Wall-e Chair guy while being sold healthy food doesnt really add up 😂

[@beans3924]

The "good luck cuck" killed me

[@FollowerofDuck]

i cant believe how hard ive laughed at this video

[@lauraioanasidea840]

Is it a reffrence to Freddy Fazbear snorting cocaine

[@zaniirosa]

Older movie posters just did it right since most poster today are either based on gimmicks or just a mountain of heads. A good example for a good poster is the poster for The Thing (1982). Just by looking at the poster it tells you a story, what the film is even about. We need to bring back the greatness, the simplicity of old posters.

[@greyideasthetheliopurodon4640]

I love morbius, the time when he said it was morbin time I knew that was gonna be it. The poster had be cummin and morbin

[@parmesanglitter7150]

He should have talked about the TMNT 9/11 movie poster

[@Sphagetti__]

they*

[@Union_Jack_official]

Bro added a 3 minute long add for an 8 minute video 💀

[@forthefrogs]

I love that the 2 movies they have watched this year is Mario and Cocaine Bear lmao

[@mandocalrissian6454]

Hayden's in here twice💀

[@tristanhuff8799]

I have no idea what it is but you are actually so funny my guy.

[@card_craft]

I must say, This video was masterful at using memes to prove a point

[@omegared8320]

Freddy Fahhhzbear 💀😂😂

[@pretzel6629]

Thunder force music? BASED

[@SpaceRider15]

1:13 that title goes crazy in British English

[@Zack-ds9rs]

Even in the movie poster video, aztro still finds a way to dunk on weezer

[@rlix2]

Video game covers gotta be next

[@Lemench957]

6:15 *Chefs kiss*

[@TrulyBS-QJ]

The Penthouse looks like a bloody frame from M A D magazine

[@debigcheze]

hes vegan? this matters alot

[@debigcheze]

@@Pats1234 me too :(

[@Byanislion]

Great video! Your voice is very relaxing :D

[@EzekielGrim]

Now we need past posters video

[@lightingmcqueen522]

The ready player one poster would be good if his leg wasn’t made of puddy

[@quantumblauthor7300]

It always comes back to fuckin... Chairman of the Board

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

In Takers defense nothing in it is done well

[@Hauntaku]

Hey, maybe you could make a video talking about how most Roblox UGC Limiteds are low-effort trash?

[@pansthederp964]

Based music picks

[@PolygonDonut]

THIS VIDEO WAS GREAT 👽👽👽

[@waggieentertainment9387]

ye walle is based i love the intro where you just see walle casually rolling thru bnl’s capitalistic ruins.

[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating scented candles

[@davisbrixj]

The Good Luck Chuck poster parodies the John & Yoko picture (still doesn’t make it good)

[@yobamayobama8940]

WE ARE GOING TO CHUNGUS SPEEDWAY BOYS

[@rfjihesrhydxdc]

Your humour is on point!

[@aleksi2627]

oh, another youtuber who falls into the "mid-pyrocynical/dunkey" archetype! I love these (unironically, I realize I sound sarcastic)

[@mr.f716]

Groundhog day is sooo bad

[@pullflower]

bro just called impact font arial

[@sans7591]

guys look it's the guy from the highly acclaimed 'chuckle sandwich' podcast talking about movie posters