The Worst Movie Theories Ever...

[@JoeBartolozzi]

I know the first video is satire for anyone about to say “omg joe how did you not know that” like the theory is still funny satire or not that was the reaction not me genuinely thinking it’s 9/11

[@devinzimmerschied8375]

joe is so hot.

[@devinzimmerschied8375]

How is nobody talking about the economic state of the world

[@teefgrandson1767]

@@devinzimmerschied8375 yeah but he probably eats cool ranch Doritos so thats negative hot points

[@lucaswright8684]

When did you stream this

[@gator..6417]

Doubt 🤓

[@jenniferchrystian3720]

I hated when every single person in my highschool were doing the cup song

[@jeffamitchell398]

me

[@dobovandavis66]

I was in elementary but yeah it's fucking annoying

[@carpetcarpet1]

For my school concert, we did the cup song and it was really bad💀💀

[@f_u_love8424]

I didn’t mind it because my classmates didn’t really do the cup thing they would just make beats on the table and rap and it was actually fire so I didn’t mind. But I fucking hated when they would just moan loudly out of nowhere 😂. Like it was ok the first time but call me crazy but after doing it 50 times a day per week… I honestly had to resist the urge of clocking them one good time 🤦🏾‍♀️.

[@mrtmananimations4811]

I just hate everyone in my school

[@thecollector5204]

I find it quite concerning how no one is talking about the first video being satire

[@timothyallen1218]

Literally

[@teefgrandson1767]

ik it bothers me that Joe thinks its real

[@JoeBartolozzi]

I know it’s satire lmao still funny

[@JoeBartolozzi]

@@teefgrandson1767 I don’t genuinely think it’s real bro it’s a movie about singing competitions how would it at all relate to 9/11 ik the dudes joking

[@thecollector5204]

@@teefgrandson1767 Give it up man, no one cares

[@Chris-op7ku]

“Being on the ground,ground zero”-this had me dead it was so random🤣

[@wabbit.9867]

“Those birds are clearly lesbian” yes they certainly are standing next to each other

[@haydenfoley6102]

not only that, they are holding hands... thats clear evidence that they are lesbian

[@N_A_11official]

Lmao

[@Wayhoo]

I lost it at "Living under Iraq" 💀💀

[@HasseThungriaapping]

I lost it long before that

[@balloondagger0]

As someone who has been an LSU fan my entire life, and has visited the campus dozens of time, it still amazes me to this day that Pitch Perfect was filmed on the LSU campus. It’s so neat to see familiar sights in the movie.

[@hajidle]

Who the hell is a fan of a university?

[@LegoCT_]

@@hajidle football. also everyone in Louisiana meatrides LSU

[@hajidle]

@@LegoCT_ must be an American thing

[@LegoCT_]

@@hajidle yeah it is lol

[@memeview2566]

@@hajidlenah, bro is just weird

[@spiromint6221]

The first one has to be a troll Ain’t no way someone actually thinks that

[@yump7408]

its satire

[@spiromint6221]

@@yump7408 yeah I would’ve guessed

[@bungiecrimes7247]

Satire 😐

[@luck-plays1]

i always get so excited when joe posts

[@kyrios_rn]

same

[@theflightdeck2783]

I love these videos so much. I'm not a big fan of twitch so when you post twitch clips like this on KZbin I love it. Keep the vids coming I love watching these.

[@supahflames]

Your name is about 9/11 and goes deeper than everyone realizes

[@burnttoast2266]

Movie conspiracy theories give me purpose in life

[@baylorhaynes9911]

At 10:33 he could’ve referenced Hitler’s failed art career. Missed opportunites

[@jessicalynn4850]

the first one, you gotta think abt how much time it took for someone to make all these random correlations 💀💀💀💀

[@deluxemasterxdkorv9666]

He must be crazy

[@deluxemasterxdkorv9666]

Yeah i was gonna say the same thing

[@deluxemasterxdkorv9666]

Oh me too dang

[@deluxemasterxdkorv9666]

What is the channel name?

[@deluxemasterxdkorv9666]

There is link i think

[@bd8441]

The Blue armpit hair killed me it just came outta nowhere💀

[@sachabond5596]

pov: your english teacher is explaining the hidden meaning to the work you made

[@oliviasommerville4733]

emphasis on *you* made and didn’t even intend to have a hidden meaning lolll

[@matt15]

I love how the first video says “Harry and the rest of the Connick Jr.’s” instead of just the Connicks lmao

[@elizabethkroll7871]

Everyday Joe uploads is a good day

[@dawsonrafuse7138]

Gotta love when joe post or starts streaming

[@jk6288]

@Morbius time your dad? Nah.

[@hypedgumball1874]

And I love how the producer of this movie is probably just like man I just wanted to make a movie about a game that I like to play when I’m shitting

[@glitchherobrine3773]

5:45 what were we supossed to do? Catch the plane?

[@garyduck3778]

Not gonna lie I would love to watch joe just react to the angry birds movies

[@i_rage_a-lotcom2818]

I now have -1,000 brain cells and I can smell colors from those

[@vksorkz8256]

YES JOE BACK WITH A BANGERRRRR

[@PrivietThisIsSasha]

11:15 i lost all my brain cells listen to that💀

[@maximoby5396]

It's a shame joe doesn't post anymore rocket league content. Those were pretty funny.

[@snappy6743]

for some reason i couldnt stop laughing the entire video

[@benmedd7698]

My takeaway: Red from the Angry Birds movie is antisemitic.

[@nofty1317]

omg that first theory had me dead bro LMAOOO

[@robinattack2559]

"We did nothing to stop 9/11" what the hell were we supposed to do? move the buildings? catch the plane? wtf?

[@prestoncase249]

He took it wayyyyy to serious when the teacher told him to read between the lines

[@amethystgrace]

ong lmao

[@nekocunn7693]

joe i just want you to know you make me luagh and smile thank you for everyything! My name is jesse and i always wait on yt because i cant get twitch i wish ican see u live! have a great day cyaaa!!

[@ark1st3r37]

Red just has anger issues

[@iggiloo]

Joe is the most funniest person I know and that’s a fact

[@FNBOverKill]

3:41 love how Iraq has nothing to do with 9 11 and they just went in and attacked in the 90s BECAUSE OF “missiles and my grandpa served in Iraq and told me about this so don’t tell my I’m wrong cause I’m right

[@noahmoeller3714]

As a German I have to admit we wore red in the World Cup once, all of our other kits are white with the Deutsches flag on the sleeve

[@haidengunarich5538]

LEEETTSS GOOO!! IM WATCHING JOE NOW AND I GOT THE NOTI HE UPLOADED🤯🔥

[@luke_morehouse068]

I love how he censors the swear words at the beginning but then just stoppes after like 3 mins

[@sliqyplayz8072]

Poor hairy,it mist be so awkward to celebrate his birthday

[@SueZQue83]

I think my brain just committed unalive

[@Brew2theha]

The second guy was reaching so far😂

[@YourMissingLink.]

Bro the connections make sence btween 9/11 and pitch perfect

[@blacksnow1152]

This reminds me of when people try to connect Ariana grande to Mac n cheese via Wikipedia

[@thepillowhands]

new intro: IN THIS VIDEO ILL BE CONSTANTLY IN DENIAL ABOUT ALL MY LIFES CHOICES

[@Cronyxx]

I know the first video was satire, but the connections he made were genius

[@SVazura]

Ab part has me DIEING😭

[@javiicalderon6162]

13:58 “im done” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fishtube5508]

Waited all day for you to post

[@callacooksey6743]

The most noticeable thing is that in the ENTIRE video the man is saying things like “maybe” or “I think” -_-

[@jessefeldman8020]

Good day when Joe posts😁

[@vengeancenotops9369]

im arab and persian lmao i cant the 911x iran collab

[@mythInfinite]

That guy is MatPat when he's high

[@Crazy_Alex_7667]

1:10 ya know it takes place in NYC, nvm takes place in USA which means 911

[@roronoazoro8427]

ah yes one piece isnt about luffy getting a crew and becoming king of the pirates by finding the one piece. Its about how Goku smashed vegeta and how naruto is so depressed that's what one piece is

[@preeflea]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

[@Sean-kq6hq]

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[@everybodyhatedimitri]

bro what the actual fuck 😂😂

[@jonlosito2004]

What the?? Ur good at writing an essay or what?. 😨

[@bravadocadoyt3124]

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[@that1kid208]

This stream was so fun

[@v4mpirekitty115]

Whats it called ?

[@that1kid208]

@@v4mpirekitty115 it’s from 3 weeks ago called reacting to insane conspiracy theories

[@johnappenzeller2751]

“We didn’t do anything to stop 9/11” people sacrificed their life to save the pentagon and the White House from other planes bro

[@poots1176]

I’m watching this faded as FUCK and this is so funny lmaooo I’m literally fucking passing away rn holy bart 😋😋😋😍🤝💥🦃

[@chris.rincon]

best day when joe post a new video

[@dobovandavis66]

Agreed

[@LOLBIT3464]

I always get happy when he uploads, I wish he uploads more

[@XxzemexX]

12:02 i’m da biggest bird

[@elaiju]

ITS BLOOD VS CRIP CASE CLOSED

[@v4mpirekitty115]

YESS JOE POSTED

[@niemofv]

Bro wtf was the first one💀💀

[@Totalyepicskater]

8:56 bro did not slap him 😭

[@griffinmaguirw8703]

Jesus Chris-🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

[@nathaneli5313]

You memorized pitch perfect well I memorized Avengers endgame

[@Twitchsourhd]

Good point joe.

[@blakeharper8773]

Joe, you should react to SpongeBob theories they’re low key interesting

[@TwoInchTuesday]

He has

[@baldpanda6312]

That first guy is wrong pitch perfect is actually trying to tell us that we should sub to Joes KZbin channel and twitch 🧐

[@kokobunny9039]

7:29 Splatoon😱

[@j9y_r]

Joe's outro is always BUMPIN🕺

[@henryducommun9636]

I’ve been stocking your KZbin waiting for you to post😭

[@ttvsteel_yt319]

lets go joes back

[@toxic_tomb1238]

I thought the guy making this video was being serious at first, I couldnt stop laughing the entire time.

[@RockyDoesStuff]

I can’t believe that Pitch Perfect is about 9/11.

[@GummyCasts]

Bros gonna make a theory about the wage gap between woman in the boss baby

[@BanaDZN]

This is how much I overthink

[@Totalyepicskater]

6:59 @Joe Bartolozzi bro think he film theory 💀

[@thornunnaley6365]

I hate when my brother would grab a red solo cup and start doing that cup song

[@immortaltarkyn1072]

How did he not realise the first video was satire

[@queen3333___]

My day gets better when Joe uploads.

[@uranic4886]

Nice vid joe! keep these up

[@disablesammy4645]

Awesome vid joe !

[@RagingWolf_]

Legit that cup song was so annoying back in the day lol

[@cartoonybear9295]

English teachers when watching a movie

[@nxra2475]

the pitch perfect one had me WHEEZING how do people come up with that stuff.. wack

[@alanadixon9555]

Okay, JOE YOU NEED TO LOST MORE SCARY GAMES THERE MY THERAPY

[@cartermonsalvo3419]

yo great video keep things chill 😎

[@steverogers3251]

you HAVE to do another one of these

[@coolbean3599]

You live in NY: YOU CAUSED 911

[@sourturtle4332]

Dude the first time he said 9/11 it turned 9:11

[@michaelsanchez9927]

honey wake up Joe Bartlozzi posteddddd

[@fotressgump1706]

He's onto something

[@EughGetBack]

Love your content joe keep it up💯

[@elijahdwr]

Pls make a part 2 😂

[@Sc0rn24]

I was dying with pitch perfect thing

[@elijahburt6573]

This is like some podcast stuff

[@ravericcraftywineyplayz8567]

The theory is racism to my religion

[@astrocloudy]

These have to be satire i refuse to believe they aren't

[@declanpare9189]

The first one was like the turn something into something tik tok videos😅