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[@chilltheheckoutwithava1454]

“I’m a good driver.” “I drive drunk and don’t know what a fire hydrant is.” 😂

[@hollystiener16]

@shooty22 i think it is a fake story

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@hollystiener16we can only hope

[@icu3869]

@shooty22truth is stranger than fiction. I recognize many of my life stories would be hard to believe, but that’s why I wouldn’t offer them to be scrutinized by internet idiots.

[@khaleesireyna731]

​@@icu3869this. And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised that there are people who don't know what a fire hydrant does and think its just some old relic... people can be dumb about specific things.

[@sfgraves]

I’d like to know how she passed driver’s ed because fire hydrants is a question in the final exam.

[@spookybecks]

"I have to dig. I have to. It's so fun." Shayne is literally a golden retriever.

[@chaoticsad5549]

It is tradition every time you go to the beach, you must dig a hole

[@DefaultName-du3kr]

You don't understand the urge to just dig a hole for no reason. We just have to do it.

[@shanebryant6478]

Not golden retriever but all men beach equals dig

[@danielbembry1791]

This has to go in

[@DearAnem0ia]

As a short male, I have fully embraced my dwarven side and have the constant urge to grab a pickaxe and go down into the mines. Rock and Stone.

[@RaptorMode]

The guy that vacuumed up his MIL's ashes and then TRIED TO REPLACE THEM WITH DIRT is for sure gonna be haunted.

[@gravy069]

I really really fucking hope so

[@noriii]

i would’ve done exactly what courtney had said to do, buy a hand vacuum and try to get all the ash so i could put it back in the urn. who tf desides to get there car cleaned AND THEN PUT DIRT IN THE DAMN URNNNNNNN just leave what’s left of the ashes in there what is bro doing😭😭

[@maniraptavia4008]

I'm imagining a VRRRRRRRR sound instead of a ghostly WoooOOOoooo

[@hannahelizabeth8698]

all he had to do was leave the ashes where they were in the floor and let his wife know what happened. then they could’ve bought their own vacuum and get them up, and then pour them back into the vase…

[@BettiePagan]

“Oh babe I’m so sorry, your mom must have had undiagnosed kidney stones; she might have been on her way out anyway”

[@duhshi1575]

I kind of relate to the last story because my mom is a hairstylist and she was kind of a ditz at home. She didn't have access to formal education until later in her life and growing up i didn't see her as really smart, until i saw her at work. People don't seem to realize you have to be smart to be a good hairstylist, and to see her doing what she loves made me realize she is a genius in her own amazing way.

[@aaronmontgomery2055]

I reject your assertion that you have to be smart to be a good hairstylist. Your definition of smart and good may be far from the norm. Now I also reject your point because you assume her to be a good one as well. It is apparent that she had access to education as well from the story so your point on that is moot. Now if it was Brothers’s I wouldn’t care as long as he understands she is his responsibility to bring into the family and have her accepted. If we find that it is beyond nativity and she is truly stupid we will likely never fully accept her into the family and also judge him.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@aaronmontgomery2055 You used the word *“nativity”.*

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@aaronmontgomery2055 Also, “Brothers’s”? There’s only one brother. The entire composition of your haughty reply is dreadful.

[@lx-icon]

Yeah, people way too often equate "book-smart" with "intelligent", which is really elitist. That's LITERALLY the society norms thing of "which fork do you use" that you see in so many period stories. In the story all of the examples were essentially facts that you have to LEARN. I'd say she's very sheltered for sure and maybe not too curious, and her arguing points when she's wrong probably stems from OP constantly belittling her and her wanting to be right for a change, which is a fairly human reaction imo. All that to say, she's maybe not smart but that doesn't mean she can't learn stuff, or can't be a good parent.

[@dimsufferer9951]

Also, pink lemons do exist so OP is just wrong. Look up variegated Eureka Lemons

[@theduckyduck27]

"i'm joined by two of the worst people i know" "spencer, you look like you're on reddit" shayne does NOT come in peace this episode

[@sheridanrylee627]

Or the comment about the DDR guy never getting laid 😭

[@SlayerWilly]

like chill reddit daddy... 🥺

[@undead_corsair]

"You look like you're on reddit" is probably one of the best veiled insults I've heard in a while.

[@obedientgamingnetwork]

I’m lI’m o

[@archiefsale629]

Wtf​@@obedientgamingnetwork

[@hanjiizone]

"was she chill" "no she was burned" LMFAO COURTNEY 💀💀

[@Mo0n_LighT965]

That joke was absolutely *VILE*

[@RonnieStewartJr]

as a member of the dead parent club, I DIED 😂😂😂😂

[@sherbear6625]

I laughed so much, I love the dark humour

[@meowsophiakayemeow8695]

Courtney has all the jokes 😅 I felt that was a quick one. Love her. They all seem like such great people.

[@Lottie_Owadally]

The IMMEDIATE hand over mouth is what killed me 😭

[@kuro-kuromi32]

i don’t trust ANYONE who says ‘i’m a really good driver’ and then calls their handful of tickets ‘minor stuff’…it shows a clear disregard for road safety, i bet one of those tickets was a DUI

[@jurgnobs1308]

"yea but bro I drive better drunk than others drive sober, bro"

[@RealBradMiller]

Some people rack up tickets like that... And I feel guilty for having an accidental speeding ticket in my early twenties. 😭😭😭

[@reckless_herb]

i’m not a perfect driver, but i’ve really improved lately. i have zero tickets. crazy to say “i have a few tickets” and “im a good driver” it’s possible to have gotten tickets, and then improve your driving, but i don’t think that’s what they were talking about

[@gravy069]

Yeah no a “good driver” has gotten none or 1-2 tickets. Not “a couple little tickets”

[@jilllime3824]

Been driving for 10 years and I’ve never gotten a ticket, and I still wouldn’t call myself a “good driver”, I just try not to break the law.

[@thepineapplegal9099]

The unintentional death jokes from Courtney during the ashes story 🤣 “That was really a nail in the coffin” “He dug his own grave”

[@mothiestman4995]

Bold to assume it wasn't intentional

[@CharliePetricor]

OP: “I’m a very good driver” ALSO OP: *has a lot of parking tickets, drives after drinking alcohol and literally BLOCKS A FIRE HYDRANT*

[@deanderthal]

I was hoping someone would say that! If they think they’re a good driver…what do they consider bad?!?!

[@Ma5jay5dontxdoxthat]

Rule of thumb is if they have to tell you they a good x,y, or z, they aren't"

[@Tizzer]

They opened with "I'm a really good diver and only have a few tickets for like, very minor stuff." I knew immediately there was no shot they were a good driver. This type of person makes me so mad because they're a danger to other people on the road and have NO idea.

[@smb0621]

Makes me want to ask them what they think constitutes a “good driver” vs a “not good driver”!

[@lunaas1029]

@@smb0621they probably think drunk driving is good and getting caught is bad lmao

[@raychipsd]

Shayne pointing out about the weaponized incompitence during the ashes story is so important. Like... yeah, of course you should have secured the urn that is holding your mother-in-law's ashes in a moving vehicle!

[@duckprince6.6]

My bit of confusion comes from the fact that I thought most crematoriums or funeral parlors will put ashes into a baggie INSIDE the urn, so I could 100% see myself accidentally doing the same if I wasn't forewarned that the ashes were, in fact, loose inside the urn itself... I'm not sure if that makes me sound incompetent or not tho lol Maybe the autism makes me assume that fact applied everywhere (100% would accept the judgement of being stupid lmao) Edit: I would never vacuum the ashes tho omg x.x Just drive home and talk to your damn wife and figure out how to scoop it all back up Edit 2: I got really curious so I googled it and my conclusion is that the wife must've put the loose ashes into a different urn/vase out of the temporary one the crematorium puts them in (baggie included)

[@icu3869]

My brother had a gf like the clueless fiancé “Gigi”. When the hosts agreed she’s the type who could fix the whole car when it broke down, I doubt it. We came to change Gigi’s tire, and couldn’t figure out why the hood was popped. She wasn’t even sure, saying, “it seems like that’s what you do to fix a car- or it’s a signal so someone will come fix it.” (Yes she had excessive pretty privilege ) We explained it wasn’t necessary to pop the hood, a flat tire isn’t an engine problem. A month later, ran out of gas. I brought her some, finding her again , hood open. Couldn’t understand that needing gas ALSO wasn’t an engine problem. “ Doesn’t it need gas to work?” Genuinely didn’t get it. Also, at the zoo, wanted to see the flying monkeys. WHAT?Because of wizard of of Oz.” How do you Know they aren’t real?” She exclaimed, and I’ll never forget the strangers who looked at her with stunned confusion. It still makes me laugh.

[@Lo0serx3]

​@@duckprince6.6 that's when you first get them from the funeral home. it sounds like she put them in a different container. when you first get the ashes, they come in a box.

[@Havejustice2000]

100% Reminds me of that tiktok of the lady who asked her husband to pick up the ICE CREAM CAKE for their son's party later and he left it on the counter to melt saying, "You didn't tell me to put it in the freezer!"

[@rileytheworm8991]

​​@@Havejustice2000 you're missing the worst part imo - she specifically told him NOT to get an ice cream cake! and he still bought one!

[@robierto1241]

Shayne should get a tattoo that says “UPDATE” that he can display at the right time

[@orishahar]

right on his bicep so he can flex to display it

[@starrynight3141]

middle finger would be sick

[@sweetmother2406]

That would be perfect

[@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether]

@@starrynight3141maybe not allowed on KZbin, I don’t know the exact regulations but they can get pretty fussy

[@JosefinaQB]

He doesn’t even say it anymore he just flashes the tat and the couch ppl scream

[@danskrista]

I will never be able to watch a Smosh episode with Shayne and Courtney the same ever again. I see so much now.

[@TindraSan]

being a new viewer who's only been around for about a month before I heard the news yesterday, I'm not surprised at all. I saw them on gg's 10mph and the vibes were definitely there

[@rowenmattox8027]

​@@TindraSanwe all thought they were together, but they gaslighted us 😢

[@luisaleal2929]

@@TindraSanwhat news?

[@Kar_En_Tuk]

@@luisaleal2929they're talking about how shayne and courtney are married

[@daanachmad4032]

@@rowenmattox8027 Who gaslighted you?

[@destinyswinson7414]

My husband doesn’t watch these usually and I asked him “hey do you ever get the masculine urge to dig?” And he turns around and with a straight face says “to dig? Yeah. Why?” lol 😂

[@Janary08]

The masculine urge to go into holes Edit: oh... could be a junji ito reference

[@lexlarae8466]

😂😂

[@devonmanning832]

Just asked my fiance this, his reply was "whattttt my own grave???" no that's is not what I asked 😂

[@alyssat7809]

​@@devonmanning832😂😂 you should've said not what i meant but now i know for future use 😂😂

[@aivlysplath]

I’m a woman and every winter growing up in Alaska I got the urge to dig. My sisters and I did allll the digging in the snow, as well as making caves out of snow banks. I wasn’t so much into digging in the dirt. My parents were animal hoarders and when they died we’d bury them on the forest hill in our yard. :// so dirt digging was sad. Plus difficult, because tree roots.

[@sweetlikesaccharine]

the fact that she told the person who mistreated her “I deserve to be loved and cherished” and didn’t buy his excuse takes so much guts and self respect, that’s a hard thing to do. She’s so cool

[@michelleriggs2450]

A true Legend

[@jenreii]

Completely agree. I wish I had that much incite when I was in my 20s.

[@marigolden_mariposa]

insight* ​@@jenreii

[@Kayla-rd5jd]

@@jenreii seriously, i’m 25 & i just ended a 7 year relationship 6 months ago. the relationship was dead long ago & i stuck for years in denial, i’m glad i finally could find the strength to leave but i wish i was more like OP & realized my worth sooner bc it really changed me emotionally & i lost myself completely. i’m thankful to be building myself back and realizing my worth before i was stuck with him for longer or worse, married with kids in a dead marriage

[@amiritiichia7479]

I don't know what's funnier, Spencer dropping the Stanley Yelnats line and Shayne completely missing the joke, or Courtney trying to bring it to Shayne's attention and him once again absolutely BLAZING past the joke. He truly is a golden retriever

[@joevictor53]

Dig it oh oh oh dig it

[@Gooner184]

timestamp?

[@amiritiichia7479]

​@@Gooner184 7:08 is when Shayne misses the joke lol

[@Riona146]

SO GLORIOUS 😂💀

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

I love that the crew was just as taken aback by Shayne's response as I was in real time

[@briannamarie-96]

"I don't think I could keep up the lie" from Shayne and Courtney is wiiiiiild now

[@xxty-pharbz75]

i mean they didn’t SHARE that info that it’s private with the fans not with their coworkers friends and family

[@jleipard]

fair, but there is a difference between not disclosing personal information, and deliberately lying about personal info to get benefits

[@gustavogarcia9713]

I love the dynamic of Courtney trying so hard to go deep in each story and Spencer just dropping jokes

[@GojosBackHand]

Yeah it's a problem

[@elijahtthayer]

​@GojosBackHand no its not 😂 what

[@Acesspaded]

@@GojosBackHandit’s amazing

[@ZacLJones]

@@GojosBackHandHow dare he be funny.

[@drishthesquish]

She’s got some good jokes too 😂

[@sararoza797]

Spencer saying he has a solution and then saying "she kills him" in full sincerity made me laugh so hard lol

[@robbieboydudeguy]

I can’t wait for the clips 😭

[@mr.playwatch8714]

Ayo ur pfp is sick..... Where did you get it from?

[@Duckduckobtusegoose]

“This guy didn’t even look at a computer screen, he just sat in a computer chair and got an idea” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard Courtney say in frustration. Incredible

[@junoantaresofficial]

You have the best username I've ever seen.

[@Duckduckobtusegoose]

@@junoantaresofficial thank you very much! xx

[@Beeeeeee0528]

that- is wonderful username

[@Duckduckobtusegoose]

@@Beeeeeee0528 thank you so much!

[@swimfast724]

I'm so shocked how did Shane and Courtney hide their relationship until THEIR LITERAL WEDDING IM STILL SHOOK ❤❤

[@samisass6759]

My dad died almost 30 years ago, his ashes are in a straight up plastic bag and cardboard box. A box that I’ve never been able to bring myself to even open. I swear to god if my husband opened it, dumped the ashes, vacuumed them up, And replace them with dirt, I would set a new precedent for justifiable homicide

[@mimo_7174]

i cant even comprehend being capable of that level of conplete disrespect. omg. i just cant!! her mother was in a freaking vacuum then dumped into a garbage somewhere!!! that was a human being !! like they're family has no grave to go to, nothing of their mother to mourn. this story is insane. how could you do that to your wife !

[@Peppysgirl]

Literally what I was thinking. OP being like "I think she's overreacting", well I think no jury on earth would convict her no matter what she did to him in that moment

[@BettiePagan]

I mean, at least the plastic bag might catch any ~misplaced~ ashes..? (reading this as-he’s inside a box which is inside a bag)

[@julianravenscroft765]

Dad meet Dyson 💀

[@skeletonprince8704]

​@MorningStarMidnightSun if I'm correct, the ashes are placed inside of the bag, which is then placed into the cardboard box.

[@zacharythai5688]

"I'm an urn half-full kind of guy" Also loved the audible "Oh my God" from the crew right after 🤣

[@Heather_Duke]

My favorite part of the tattoo story is how the OP goes on about how his tattoos have meanings. But apparently, his sister's don't, even though she's a chef and her tattoos are related to that.

[@ammiethehammie3521]

I have a tattoo of Kirby holding an ice cream cone just because I wanted it lmfao. No meaning I just liked it. Homie needs to chill lol

[@thelocaldork]

and his sister literally said that they help her in the kitchen and instead of him accepting that, he went, no actually, I don't think so, like wtf do you mean

[@krisrobinson207]

Ive got personal rulea about tattoos as well. Ive always seen them as my own rules i dont judge people who have different rules or no rules. 😂

[@Heather_Duke]

@@ammiethehammie3521 No, but for real. He's trying to play the gatekeeper of tattoos. lmao. Why do they need some deep meaning?

[@Heather_Duke]

@@thelocaldork Exactly! They're helpful to her in the kitchen and she's a professional chef. How do her tattoos have no meaning?

[@cnewsom6700]

Spencer: have you heard of the masculine urge to dig? Courtney, man spreading with arm up on the back of the couch: yes.

[@icu3869]

For REAL! That body language was distractingly uncomfortable to see. Ist time watching, don’t know these guys,. But it was Like, Wtf :a girl who’s just draped all over the couch next to some guy who doesn’t want to be in such close proximity. Like “ my gfs gonna kill me- stay away blondie-aaagh!”

[@quin_e]

@@icu3869you are alone in this thought

[@aud7593]

what a bizarre comment lmao. she looked hot as hell and her and spencer are friends :')​@icu3869

[@Doctor_Devil]

​@icu3869 someone's never been around a girl

[@dimsufferer9951]

“Yes and I’ve felt it”

[@KaraJuneVODS]

When Courtney said, "If you can comprehend the idea of someone loving and cherishing you, then that exists tenfold," it hit hard for me. Been going through a rough time mentally so it was kind of what I needed to hear, thank you.

[@thefictionxwelive]

Same here. ❤🫂

[@sierrarae1316]

Same, I had to pause the video for a moment and sit with that one for a sec

[@juliaborden]

i felt the same, i love courtney :,)

[@susanmiller7472]

I CANNOT.

[@rebeccajeanne679]

"i'm an urn half full kinda guy" might be one of my favorite spencer lines

[@Lainge]

my favourite spencer line will always be the "Ohhhh" joke from the tig bitties reddit story thing

[@melaniemagolan2241]

Years ago, a family friend had a similar situation with ashes. He also went to a car wash, but he took the ashes out of the vacuum and put them back in the container. The craziest part of the story was when he was giving someone else a ride in the car to the memorial, and when they got out of the car, he discovered the vacuum didn’t do a 100% perfect job. The other person was covered with ashes. She didn’t know what was all over her clothes, and started brushing the ash off onto the ground. He yelled “Stop, STOP!! Don’t brush it off!! IT’S MARY ELLEN!!!” So apparently that was a highlight of the memorial.

[@Janary08]

How sweet of that family friend to value the ashes unlike the reddit guy 😭

[@cel9294]

Thats hilarious 😂😂😂

[@QUEERVEEART]

thats both hilarious and wholesome omg

[@Biancanevesony]

What I don't understand why the funeral home disn't put the ashes in a bag before putting them in the urn. I mean, they do it because if the urn breaks the ashes are safe...he's the a** anyway for not showing the due respect to a dead person and her daughter.

[@connorblack99]

@@Biancanevesonythe ones near me do apparently, or at least the one my cousin went to. Miss you Tommy, I’m older than you ever got bud ❤

[@cv6442]

18:47 I definitely was already nodding thinking they were going to bring up "telephone booths" that are still around, but not used. Telephone poles?? I refuse to believe this person is real. My anxiety for the future cant take it. 😂😂

[@chelinka777]

Ive met ppl like op they r real sadly

[@MaddieCollum]

The fact that no one mentioned how the husband called his wife selfish after donating to many local charities blew my mind

[@the_mushroom_elf]

It's giving the Vulture

[@user399878993]

I don’t think being selfish and donating to charities are exclusive. You can be generous with money but selfish with your time.

[@kaskus7147]

It did give a little bit of a "I don't want her to give all the money away" type of vibe. Like he feels like he isn't getting enough of the money.

[@alisonstevens7376]

To be fair, plenty of wealthy people give not out of real generosity but because it gets them the kind of social capitol OP's wife has. That said, his description paints her as sincere - so to suddenly call her selfish is bizarre

[@ABalloonInNeed]

@@user399878993yeah but he also says she spends a TON of time and energy actively helping people. She’s not selfish by any definition

[@irenearnoco8020]

"I'm a strange man. With a hole!" I'm dying 😭 Shayne giving big dog energy right there

[@Jagger-Tyr_13]

Someone else in the comments called him a golden retriever and that's all I see him as now 🤣

[@khaleesireyna731]

Shayne is secretly a golden retriever that got turned into a person.

[@TheScavv]

The woman at 38:59 needs to research the "cycle of abuse." It is very common for abusers to apologize and shower their victim with love and affection after an incident occurs. They will swear up and down that it will never happen again, only for it to, of course, inevitably happen again because while the incident has been resolved, the actual cause of the incident has not (that being his desire to be with a younger woman). Telling her his dream girl is 8 years younger than him (15) when he is currently 23 was him accidentally admitting that he wants a significantly younger woman. A 23 year old man dating a 22 year old woman has no reason to be fantasizing about dating somebody else (regardless of age, but that makes it way worse) when he is 33. Him calling you ugly at 17 and saying it was because you were young was probably his "lady doth protest too much" moment; He overacted to try to hide the fact that he actually likes younger girls, and if nothing else, he probably wishes you were STILL 17. He is clearly a severe misogynist that only views women as trophies and baby-makers. Please, for the love of god, break up with him immediately and do not give him another chance. Do not even bother entertaining him with an explanation. Say "I'm done, do not ever talk to me again," and leave it at that. If he bothers you after that, call the police.

[@Hundredstuclo]

👏 👏

[@robinnicole4466]

She did break up with him they literally read her update

[@susannairisastarte5192]

True, and this is when things often get deadly. People who try to leave a situation like this are killed. 😢

[@JenniSeven7]

Courtney: "I have two dozen eggs." Spencer: "That's too expensive!" Beauty and the Beast reference went by completely unnoticed.

[@kittikat2318]

😂Glad I’m not the only one who heard that! Pretty sure though the song says: “I need, 6 eggs.” “That’s too expensive.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ *close enough!*😂

[@munromister777]

I mean, the line is 4 dozen eggs, and then 5 dozen eggs, so maybe that's why it flew over?

[@JenniSeven7]

@@munromister777The dozens are in a different song. It’s 6 eggs. Maybe it wasn’t a reference at all and I was just imagining things.

[@hannahleigh6152]

​@JenniSeven7 There where two lines about eggs in the song. I think it went from two to twelve.

[@JenniSeven7]

@@hannahleigh6152​​⁠There are two different songs that involve eggs. There’s “I need six eggs/That’s too expensive” in the song “Belle,” and there’s “When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, and now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a barge” in the song “Gaston.”

[@JadedEyesSeeClearer]

You could visibly see the joy of life leave Spencer's eyes when Shayne read the "She thinks Obama was the one who gave the "I Have a Dream" speech" aloud to him. 😂

[@carissapignatelli]

So proud of that girl for breaking up with her misogynist boyfriend. Tbh he sounds like he was trying to put her down so she wouldn't be confident enough to leave. Which is incredibly manipulative, not the way you want to treat someone youre supposed to love

[@tsumichama]

This reminds me of the story of the guy who told his girlfriend that she stinks to kill her self esteem so she won't leave him

[@maggiedk]

Honestly, everything about that story gives me the vibe that he was emotionally abusive to her, including the way she talked about it (forgetting parts of their difficult conversation, being surprised that it didn't turn into a fight, saying it was traumatic). I'm so glad she had the strength to leave.

[@waterchild83]

@@tsumichamaI thought if the same story! Such gross behavior

[@SailHatinSoap]

Holy fuck these are rough

[@carissapignatelli]

@@tsumichama I remember that! Kind of frightening that it's a very common tactic that gets used, put someone down to change their mentality of themselves

[@ryleymcclure7515]

As a firefighter I can confirm that sometimes windows of vehicles are punched out if they’re in the way lol

[@aivlysplath]

As they should be! 👏 Cannot be carelessly endangering people

[@daanachmad4032]

I heard that firefighters’ hose (if you call it that) isn’t flexible. Is that correct?

[@ryleymcclure7515]

@@daanachmad4032 what do you mean by that? Like we lay hose when there’s no pressure so we can drag it wherever. Once it’s pressurized tho it’s significantly harder to move just because of how much pressure (between 150-200psi normally)

[@daanachmad4032]

@@ryleymcclure7515 I mean, they are not easily bendable?

[@SarahSoupster]

@@daanachmad4032 They’re easily bendable when they’re empty cause it’s just an empty hose, but once the water starts gushing through at such high pressure it basically snaps into as straight of a line as it can be. That’s why they punch holes in windows, if they tried going over or around the car, the hose might snap tight and get a leak or something, but by going through the car they’re minimising how much bending there is and therefore less chance of anything bad happening NOT A FIREFIGHTER BTW!! DON’T TAKE MY WORD AS LAW!! Im just a huge geek for firefighting shows

[@reality1701]

Shayne: "Worst people I know" Also Shayne: *marries Courtney*

[@Daughter_of_apollo_2]

Omg it's enemies to lovers

[@CoffeeNerdwisconsin]

Well Courtney must’ve loved a golden retriever in the past so she marries a human one.

[@mechadoggy]

@@CoffeeNerdwisconsinWell, Courtney kinda looks like a golden retriever herself, so it makes sense as to why she would marry a metaphorical one

[@lilymulligan8180]

"YoU dIdNt TeLL mE tO SeCurE iT" 🤦🏻‍♀️ Replace that whole man with dirt. It'll give ya less trouble.

[@quarantinetherustgod]

Seriously. The 10 second action of clicking a seatbelt for his wife's mom, he couldn't think of on his own. I seatbelt in my backpack so it doesn't scratch my dash if it gets flung.

[@snakexpert552]

The absolute worst story I've seen on Reddit HAS to be the "I got my friends sister pregnant to prove I'm not gay" when he was actually gay, never revealed he was the father, and basically ruined the girls life

[@tomcat5151]

Cool

[@striderfairchild8647]

Holy crap that's INSANE

[@auburnkeyblade2491]

There's a couple of mortifying ones I've read. The one where the wife refuses to let her husband go to his ex's funeral, in spite of the fact that the two being best friends, and he made his boundaries for the relationship known numerous times. There's also the story of the boyfriend feeding his girlfriend slugs

[@tyriaxepheles7996]

I see you haven't read pee gate

[@be.A.b]

@@auburnkeyblade2491One of mine is the guy who made his wife a drink with crushed up Benadryl because she was agitated. She overslept like a log, and he casually said “oh yeah it’s because I put Benadryl in your drink.” She was obviously horrified, and he couldn’t understand why he was the a-hole

[@beardlessdragon]

Tattoo guy from the second story: *claims his sister only gets tattoos for attention* *begins fuming when nobody pays attention to his tattoos*

[@Angela-tg3ol]

exposed himself there

[@amywietgrefe6629]

Yup, he was jealous.

[@Saebub]

@@TylenOneal239 which is crazy bc the sisters tattoos DID mean something to her and her career lol

[@aryam4341]

he’s totally projecting

[@18Hongo]

Someone in the reddit comments should have asked him if he wanted to tell them about his new tattoo.

[@amei_pa]

For the last story, I made a friend in high school who sometimes said or did completely out of pocket stuff, or said things that sounded dumb (buying skincare off of Amazon for a rash she did not go to the doctor for and then being surprised when it made it worse, walking for 2 hours in the rain after school because she missed the bus instead of just walking back to school to wait for her mom or siblings to pick her up in the middle of winter. Just like small stuff that would be common sense to most people but that, to her, was foreign because of the way her mom raised her. As the months went I got more and more frustrated and it started to show on my face, whenever she said smth like that or was just clueless I'd frown or be visibly shocked. I was upset at her mom for not giving her those basic life skills and not giving her the means to grow up properly, and I was also proud of her for still figuring out school and gov paperwork that she did on her own cause her mom struggles with French. However to her, it seemed like I was mocking her and thought she was stupid, and she took offense. I found out after she stormed off while we were talking, and our friend told me that's how she felt. I just went to talk to her and explained why I reacted like that and then told her again how amazing she is considering everything that has happened to her, and she asked me to tone down my reactions and instead just tell her when she was wrong, which I obviously did. TLDR : someone can be clueless about some stuff and still be incredibly smart in other stuff, general common sense is a thing but for all you know, they could be filling out gov paperwork for years since they were like 7 :)

[@dimsufferer9951]

Also OP was just wrong about the pink lemons

[@lepus9588]

48:11 “if you can comprehend the idea of someone loving and cherishing you, then that exists tenfold.” courtney is so lovely, and this was so comforting

[@Jhylla81]

The only thing worse than vacuuming up the ashes was doing it at a carwash where there's no way to recover the other half of the ashes. Just go to a Walmart, get a like $20 little hand vac, then vacuum the ashes up. That way, all thats in the bag is the ashes and maybe a little dust from the car. This guy sounds like the kind that keeps his car fairly clean so it shouldn't be an issue

[@AnnekeOosterink]

Yeah, like, it's really not that hard to find a way to collect the ashes, not lie about it, and not be so callous about someone being hurt.

[@fetishnun]

That whole story sounds fake as hell. Usually ashes are in a bag in the urn, and after that long unless they are routinely shaken and stirred can become solid. Also how hard is it to tell your damn wife "almost got hit in traffic, mom had an accident in the car. So need to clean her and put her back to bed"?

[@radioactive_baby]

​@fetishnun If it's real, no person in their right mind would be on this guy's side. I wouldn't be surprised if she divorced him soon after this. Because he just proved to her that he held no respect for her mother but also her because he wasn't honest with her and tried to trick her into thinking it was her mom's ashes.

[@quarantinetherustgod]

@@radioactive_baby and had the audacity to say she was too upset when she caught him in his bold faced lie. I kinda have to agree that I think it's fake for my own sanity. Every single chance he had to make the most hurtful choice he could, he took without looking back. -not securing the urn -telling her she needed to tell him to secure it -vacuuming the ashes in an unrecoverable way -replacing the ashes with dirt -not taking out the whole ass pebbles (how stupid does he think she is?) -doubling DOWN on the lie when she notices it's heavier -tells her she's overreacting when she knows for a fact he just lied about her mother's remains that she will never see again -posts on reddit about it EVERY CHANCE. Every single change he took. I just can't fathom it.

[@queenautumnween2796]

I absolutely love that the stanley yelnats joke completely flew over shayne's head😂 he was so in the zone with this story that he completely missed a perfect joke

[@thereallycao9775]

I came here to see if anyone had mentioned it because it made me laugh real hard lol

[@aud7593]

"i wasn't yelling!!"

[@eli9286]

Wait time stamp?

[@summerskull9379]

@@eli9286 7:08

[@HiperBunni]

I love how Shayne just confirmed he is canonically a golden retriever

[@spoonfulofsalt]

I'm actually with Spencer on the arcade one... ESH. The guy should not have blown up at the kid so badly, but a lot of 8 year olds are old enough to consciously decide to be jerks. When Courtney said "you could've stepped on his fingers"- yeah, and it would've been his own darn fault too. They both behaved poorly.

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

I had kids under 8 years old yell at me or punch me in the stomach. I agree, ESH.

[@morganlizzie23]

Literally that was my first thought was the fucking kid could’ve gotten his hand crushed like people STOMP on the fuckin DDR machine like he really could’ve gotten his hand broken fully. Still shouldn’t have gotten to the point of screaming and cussing regardless of it was a kid or a teen or an adult like he needs to reign his temper in but like that kid was old enough to know better

[@raeg1100]

Agreed. It was a conscious choice for the kid to purposely mess with the guy's game- and no matter how old the person playing is that isn't right to do. The guy went too far, but that kid is in no way in the clear.

[@OkeyBestie]

I agree. Not just that kids are smart enough to know when they're messing with someone but he could have gotten easily injured. Don't get me wrong, the kid getting injured would also be bad but kids are literally indestructible and usually recover pretty fast and without long lasting effects. A slipped knee cap or broken leg at 25+ because you stepped on some kids hands, lost balance and fell weirdly can mess you up for weeks (worst case scenario even for life). And if this took place in America then medical bills are another factor to take into account.

[@Aikonomiko]

Also the parents just looking on and not realizing that their child is putting themselves in danger and messing with other people:/

[@Lunabyes]

10:09 For anyone wondering, that's called a blowout and they're really common in hand tattoos! Hand tattoos are some of the hardest to do because the skin on our hands regenerates faster than pretty much anywhere else except our mouths. So the tattoos have to be deeper than usual for the ink to stay, which then increases the risk of blowouts. Blowouts aren't always indicative of a poor quality tattoo, or a bad tattoo artist. It happens to every tattooist at some point in their career.

[@suckadickbooxoxo2537]

So true, I’ve had a tattoo blow out a lil, no fault of the tattoo artist! It was my own fault, my leg jumped accidentally and the needle went a lil deep. Happens to almost everyone at some point

[@bev1446]

I came down here for this. Love how he thinks he's so superior when it comes to tattoos and he doesn't know what a blowout is called??

[@Lunabyes]

@@bev1446For real! Blowouts are one of the first things you learn about when learning how to tattoo! Guy wanted to be superior so bad and ended up making a right fool of himself to anyone that knows literally anything about tattooing lol

[@liabstrait8306]

That's so real I have blowout on my hand it doesn't crap my tattoo that much! also some part healed without ink (because it wasnt deep enough) and didn't go for a touch up so my tattoo looks a bit wonky. doesent mean it was ceap quality 😂

[@Lunabyes]

@@liabstrait8306 Exactly. Hand tattoo's are pretty complicated and everyones skin behaves differently. Hands tattoo's also require the most upkeep and touch ups, as the skin on our hands not only regenerates very quickly, but we also use our hands a LOT. A lot of tattoo artists that do hand tattoos usually offer a free touch up, or a pretty cheap touch up, as the tattoos can be so finnicky lol

[@zvckvry]

the fire hydrant story is insaaane. Drunk driving your situationship’s DAD’s car and getting it towed?? Thinking fire hydrants and telephone poles are not in use??? Oh honey 😂

[@kiraphobia222]

For some reason, my head went to Pay Phones and not actually telephone poles.

[@dumbllama]

@@kiraphobia222 I just now realized this, thank you. Man that makes it so much worse.

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

I mean ... At least where i live some telephone booths were made into cute plant houses or lending libraries ...

[@geckopecko]

and then not wanting to pay the fine 💀

[@melaniesollows1449]

My three year old son, picked up my father’s vase of ashes and decided to dump them on the floor, my father died of a crack/cocaine overdose. Thankfully he split him on my hardwood floor, but I ended up grabbing old cards from my wallet and was cleaning him up, I realized I was cutting my own father up in lines to put him back in the vase. Not sure what was worse..

[@chelinka777]

😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢

[@coffeegods3920]

Hopefully he’s laughing somewhere, or at least appreciates the irony

[@dragonsncake9787]

Oh if he's anything my father he laughed his ass off and then laughed harder when you realized 😂

[@americaroleplayer]

lmao I feel you. My mom died due to alcoholism and the idea of 'pouring one out to her' almost makes me laugh.

[@HLB313]

It’s what he would’ve…….wanted? 😬😕

[@rachelsilver2224]

“she thought-ohh fuuck” lmaoooo that’s how you know it’s gonna be a bad one

[@mechadoggy]

1:04:26

[@im_t3ddy41]

For the MIL’s ashes story, the fact she could tell something was up from the WEIGHT OF THE URN should show just how much she cares for/about it. He clearly left how much she cares about it out to make what he said to her sound even the slightest bit justified. Asshole. 100%. I hope that girl is safe and can find peace for her mom, I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone. Edit: I didn’t expect so many people to see this comment, thank you for the likes!

[@geckopecko]

well yeah I don't doubt it but also an urn full of dirt (WITH PEBBLES) definitely doesn't weigh the same as an urn full of ashes lol

[@quarantinetherustgod]

@@geckopecko It's the little things that shows the lack of respect, the pebbles thing honestly tells me that he thinks she's so stupid that he didn't even bother to pick the whole ass chunks out of his pathetic attempt at hiding it

[@helencake]

damn, dude feeling so emasculated by his sister lmao she handled it so well and he was like ASK ME ABOUT MY TATTOOS!!!!!

[@demetriam2408]

Those tattoos are compensating for his lack of an interesting personality.

[@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether]

@@demetriam2408no, no they’re all really deep and meaningful. He probably has those really problematic tribal tattoos or a tattoo written in Japanese that he thinks says “Loyalty” or some other shit like that but actually says “Lunch”.

[@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether]

@@thespankmyfrank haha, I’m glad you got a laugh out of it. Though I must admit it’s not my joke, I took it from She-ra when one of Bow’s dads has a tattoo in the language if the ‘first ones’ that means “lunch”.

[@onlyAerik]

I really appreciate Courtney's empathetic skills for the "stupid SIL" story. She's good people.

[@geckopecko]

i feel like she related a bit, especially when she brought up the homeschooling

[@yoshita4140]

@@geckopeckoyeah but like, she’s not even close to being stupid like that OR being stubborn like that

[@yoshita4140]

the SIL is literally another example of the “i didn’t know what a fire hydrant was so i drunk drove and parked my car in front of it” type of people. that much stupidity combined with pigheadedness is a pain to deal with for others. best of luck to the husband

[@geckopecko]

@@yoshita4140 no courtney is not stupid that's not what i meant lol but iirc she's talked about her upbringing as a mormon and how she was considered weird for some things she learned there idk

[@stephaniepotter5999]

As a non American it broke my heart when Courtney said the company was doing good with 2 months paternity leave 😢 man that is depressing.

[@torit4534]

Havent got to that story but damn yea thats way good. My husband didn't get anyyy time off for our first born and he had worked there 5 years. ! Most places do a week for paternity... & Our country wonders why it raises school/mass shooters.....

[@jurgnobs1308]

here in switzerland it was literally 1 day until a year or two ago. now it's 2 weeks because we had a popular vote on it lol

[@RealBradMiller]

​@@torit4534I live in a place where you see little kids working, teens working, and eighty year olds being required to work to make a living.

[@AxLiavo]

we have 3 year long paternity leave by law in my country but other laws are straight from hell so I don't know if it even worth it

[@bullscott12]

Yeah that’s awful. It 54 weeks minimum where I’m from that can be extended to 75ish. 14 are child birth recovery and then 40 that can be split between the parents.

[@EllaGreenn]

The egg story is pure emotional abuse. Insinuating you can get dumped at any time for no reason, calling her ugly, intentionally confuse her,... It takes mental gymnastics to figure out where he's coming from and going with that egg count/age/p3do maths riddle. I'm 99, 9% sure he doesn't believe his own BS about all that. It's designed to keep your head spinning, so you'll get emotionally, mentally and physically exhausted, so you feel like shit and won't argue or defend yourself. Having her begging is what he was after and what he was getting. When she finally confronted him, he suddenly was sweet and comforting her. Also a classic sign of abuse, hurt hurt hurt... and when partner gets serious and might possibly leave, sprinkle on some sugar... and repeat. Those are all major red flags. He's the A and a massive POS on the side.

[@pokelover02]

Yup! Been through the same old rigmarole. He’s manipulative and abusive. So happy she dumped him

[@muttleythedog8935]

I agree, but it should be mentioned, because it seems like everyone forgot, he said that she was ugly and unattractive at 17, not currently. His lack of knowledge regarding women and reproduction is excusable (American sex ed. be like that), but his certainty in ignorance is not. Just the comment regarding getting a kid with another woman and taking the kid(s) from that woman for him and OP to raise, I believe, proves that he is not actually abusive, he's actually just an idiot.

[@EllaGreenn]

@@muttleythedog8935 It doesn't matter he told her when she was 17. A 6yo bully knows perfectly well that calling someone ugly is hurtful. It's never necessary to say that even when its true. Same goes for lack of sex ed or experience with women. The biggest idiot on the planet will comprehend that telling your partner you're thinking of leaving them at some point or impregnating another woman for any reason is extremely hurtful and distressing. Even if he believes it and is calculating in his mind what future parental scenario would be in his best interest (but detrimental to his 'loved' partner)... there is no reason (except abuse and power games) for him to rub her nose in his selfish plans. He likes her hurt, stressed out and on her knees. There's no other explanation. Being an idiot does not prevent anyone from being an abuser, it probably even makes it more likely. I appreciate you try to see the best in people and give them the benefit of the doubt. But after repeated abusive behavior, trying to rationalize the evidence away only prolongs the suffering of the victim. Rationalization is one of the shackles that binds victims, prevents them from leaving and often makes them go back. Helping a victim rationalize the abuse is tantamount to helping/enabling the abuser.

[@k_a_t_i_e999]

Fire hydrant girl is the most privileged type of person that exists. How do you grow up and not figure out what a fire hydrant is????

[@letsdancetojoydiv]

The only thing I can think of for her is that she's from somewhere quiet and regional, where she never had to learn not to park in front of one, because there was always parking available. It's literally the only thing I can think of

[@D.3A.D]

@@letsdancetojoydivor she isn’t from the us here in the uk it’s all under the pavement and roads

[@seesawseesaw]

@@D.3A.Dyeah I’m from australia and I don’t even know if we have a version of fire hydrants, nor any rules for them

[@dexlab7794]

She reinforced it by saying she doesn't know what a power lines are. She thinks they're just old timey telephone poles.

[@D.3A.D]

@@seesawseesaw yeah America is wild even leaning about suburbs freaks me out and the rules around them (HOA)

[@naturalhabitat7310]

The funny thing is that pink lemons actually do exist. They aren’t pink on the outside, but have a faint pink tinge on the inside. I actually have a pink lemon tree (no fruit yet, but I can’t wait!) 1:07:54

[@batsuclub]

ALL STAR LINEUP

[@angelbarahona2013]

In a Devil thread too

[@antgilbert7835]

All denim lineup.

[@gavinhukriede2050]

I already know this will be my favorite episode

[@EddieBurke]

For REAL. Also I aspire to have their fashion sense. Courtney never misses.

[@BestFriendsWhoLiveTogether]

I first read that as wolf star, lmao.

[@ChaosRaych]

I really think Courtney nailed it during the "famous wife" story. They picked up on OP's subtle jealousy & insecurity that I didn't notice on the first reading. I, like Shayne, assumed OP just wanted to spend more time with his wife. Then OP's responses to the comments confirmed Courtney's insight. They said that they tend to read "too much" into these stories, but they seem to have a real knack for reading between the lines! Good on them!

[@RigB0n3]

@@BusinessSkrubWhere is the idolizing in this comment 😂 Are you okay? Like the comment literally explains their thought process, whats with the sick?

[@ChaosRaych]

@@BusinessSkrub Sure. I just meant that Courtney's insight is more valuable than they give themselves credit for, which was highlighted by the way OP wrote his post & comments. I don't believe that anyone has the ability to fully understand the inner workings of a stranger's relationship based on a Reddit post. But I do believe that Courtney (& others like them) have the ability to read beyond what is said to how it is said. It's a common theme of this show that people unknowingly reveal their true selves by the manner in which they speak (write) moreso than what's actually said

[@ChaosRaych]

@@BusinessSkrub Also, I wouldn't say that I "idolize" Courtney lol I enjoy their content & wanted to comment something nice about a thing I noticed. That's the extent of it. I'm a 40-year-old mom. I'm far beyond my 'idolizing influencers' years lol I'm not really sure what you mean about the world falling apart at the seams either (let alone how my comment illustrates it). I think you might be reading a little more into this yourself, Frank 😉

[@RigB0n3]

@@BusinessSkrub u really are an old man on the internet if u use shane as a ur example and say their ALL out of touch, i cant even

[@queenofhearts2141]

@@BusinessSkrub you’re literally doing the thing you’re complaining about. all the original commenter did was highlight and appreciate a positive quality of someone in the video-yet you’ve somehow made the extrapolation that this reveals an “idolization” when it doesn’t sound like you know what the word means. positively commenting on a single trait does not automatically mean that you *idolize* someone. *you* have assumed quite a lot about them and gotten your undies in a twist about it.

[@Greys.M.A.G.I.C]

"was she chill?" "no she was burned" Ive been cryign for the last 15 minutes, Courtneys freaking hillarious

[@kashinimeyo]

“I dug the biggest hole I have ever dug” 😭 I’m sobbing. Men and their hole digging

[@CaffHCloudlow]

Outdoorsy Australian here - it IS really difficult to spot a platypus. They are real and they are awesome when you see one. They are super shy.

[@The_prophet_james_of_elia]

That's what someone controlling the platypus conspiracy would say 😂

[@katie18976]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@charityquill4965]

And tbf, the person that discovered them didn't think it was real either, they had to dissect one to make sure it wasn't a fake lol

[@emmy16661]

I read your comment in an Aussie accent

[@benwatson5236]

Saying this from a place of love for those funky little dudes: if I looked like that, I’d be shy too 😂

[@maryrachel481]

25:57 “she didn’t tell me to secure the urn so it’s not my fault that her mother’s ashes are in a vacuum at a car wash” the absolute lack of critical thinking skills shouldn’t be surprising yet I remain surprised

[@MissCaraMint]

Dude could literally have gotten one of those little hand held vacuum cleaners and recovered the ashes too. Like this guy either doesn’t care or is the dumbest person.

[@jolteon345]

The worst part is that he replaced it with dirt. Having less ashes cause they’re in the car is one thing, another to vacuum them at a car wash, then add in trying to hide them with dirt/gravel/sand. Each layer is worse than the last, and it’s very clear that he simultaneously cares about the car more than his wife yet lacks the critical thinking skills to prepare for a bad situation.

[@Evie-wx2hd]

Straight up. He knew he was being trusted to transport this urn SAFELY, and how important this task was, and he made the wrong choice at every turn

[@garrettcamacho524]

Dude forgot his sister is a chef and the banter chefs give each other is more intense than a remark a bout a tattoo

[@khaleesireyna731]

"WHAT ARE YOU?!?" "An idiot sandwich."

[@geckopecko]

i can only think of the bear lol

[@aishahiltz9458]

It’s friendly banter like trash talk. Attacking someone’s permanent tattoos is not the same

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

​@@geckopecko COUSIN

[@lookingfortherain]

​@@aishahiltz9458It isn't always friendly... And it isn't always banter, a running joke in all restaurants is that the walk-in is really for sex and crying as well as food storage

[@Peavey_]

Hello to all the rewatchers scraping the channel for hints following April fools.

[@LeilaniTauheed]

?

[@inkboopus]

@@LeilaniTauheedshayne and courtney got married March 29th :]

[@PigeonMilk_216]

Been lookin for this comment

[@spectremcg6828]

As a fellow hole digger, I sympathise with Shayne's urges to excavate the beach

[@nordnow]

We all are just golden retrievers tbh

[@sagitaria30]

spencer really said the masculine urge to dig😭😭

[@MissyPrime]

Its just so therapeutic and fun

[@k_theindividual3823]

This means two things

[@Vixa_Jaz]

@@sagitaria30I’m going to steal that line lol

[@brooklynnselby3274]

OPs sister- being totally unfazed about the tattoo comments OP- "and I took that personally"

[@daanachmad4032]

I don’t have a tattoo myself. But, I have definitely met such people. They get angry if I take no heed of their bullying words.

[@QUEERVEEART]

im currently CRACKING UP at that story omggg bro CANNOT cope its so funny

[@chelinka777]

😂😂😂 ig my hand is blue now!

[@QueenFondue]

The insane thing about the fire hydrant thing is that typically the curb will be painted so you know not to park there, plus there are usually signs that just outright say "No parking allowed." This person somehow found an unmarked fire hydrant to park in front of or they were so drunk they didn't see the no parking sign

[@kaelin_cherise]

Also, THEYRE 23?! their excuse isn't "I'm from another country/not native" or just "I didn't notice, because drunk" No, she thought hydrants were antiquated and not used? As someone similar in age, their comments about hydrants and telephone poles physically hurt me. How sheltered do you have to be to not know what a hydrant is?!

[@Jack_Ss]

That idiot thought that they were relics from a time past. I assume they also thought the no parking thing was outdated

[@afckingegg7585]

I have only seen this once or twice, most are unmarked in all the places I've lived. So I think it must depend a lot on where they are.

[@phaerius8265]

Fire hydrants are never marked like that in my portion of Canada.

[@davidmealey2000]

Congratulations to Shayne and Courtney on their marriage! March 29! Loved the chicken and fries reception!

[@trinifernandez8870]

having a god complex for not getting his tattoos for attention while simultaneaously complaining about his tattoos not getting enough attention is an INSANE move from the dude from the second story. The disonance is real.

[@1995radwa]

He's so insecure & jealous of his sister's confident chill attitude.

[@fulanoide718]

Probably he projected his own insecurities. It is crazy how some people do that and don't realize that they are doing the exact same. I know a guy who doesn't study nor works, and he is constantly in twitter insulting people for not working, like come on dude

[@jodiworth6402]

I had 4 healthy babies when I was 30, 32, 35, and 39. Had no trouble getting pregnant and had great pregnancies and labors. That man is insane.

[@fightvale57]

That's great for you but that's just a fact that there are a slew of problems getting pregnant/having healthy children in your 30s. That dude is completely an asshol4 but your personal experience is not applied universally. Its a statistical reality to have issues with fertility after 30

[@EzraHawk]

my mom had me at 40 lol

[@chelseay4973]

damn i can't believe you did that with only 8 eggs! you go girl

[@1995radwa]

I know many women in my life that had babies at 40~41. He just wants to make her feel insecure & to feel that he's compromising by being with her. She is 22, she shouldn't be concerned about that at all, plus he's the one that wants to wait till he's 30, which has no logic behind it. You have children when you are ready emotionally, mentally and financially, that doesn't magically happen by 30, everyone's life & goals are different.

[@alisonstevens7376]

My mom had me at 44 lol. No complications or anything

[@MarysWeirdLife]

Spencer bringing up that Elvis was a predator is so real. I get so sick of people not talking about it

[@TheSwauzz]

He's dead and she ended up rich af, get over it.

[@MarysWeirdLife]

@@TheSwauzz tell me you sympathize with predators without telling me you sympathize with predators

[@yeturs69420]

​@@TheSwauzzthat's disgusting. You are acting disgusting. Think about what you just said. Put yourself in her shoes. Would the money make it okay? Would the perpetrator being dead make it go away? It wouldn't for me, but maybe you aren't so into critical thinking. Idk. Safest to keep your opinions to yourself if you aren't willing to think about them though.

[@avalecto]

@@TheSwauzzi hope you say something awful like this to the wrong person and end up like, cursed or some shit.

[@jiminpov]

right i was like finally someone said it

[@meinenklinke]

26:02 I’ve watched this multiple times and I’m still shook over the guy vacuuming up his MIL’s ashes. There’s no way to correct this. I would be absolutely heartbroken.

[@Scotschie]

First story, on surface level seems fair, or close to fair, but the fact he got banned, he surely went way way harder than he admitted.

[@Thatdumbgay]

You're right I never thought about that

[@flarebear5346]

Let's be honest here, interrupting a full combo should get you the death sentence

[@stormwalkers98]

It was never fair. Hot take maybe, but raising your voice at a kid is literally never okay or something that can solve anything. My parents are both teachers and hammered that principle into my head when I was growing up (without yelling lol)

[@jurgnobs1308]

​@@stormwalkers98 sure but it isn't some random strangers job to parent that kid. it's different if a parrnt or teacher yells at a kid, they are responsible for that kid. it's the parents fault.

[@beestings22]

@@jurgnobs1308it’s the parents fault, yes, but raising your voice at the child immediately makes it your fault. Escalating the situation as the one in a position of status over the child (age = status) will always make you the asshole, especially if you don’t know this kid. Unless the yelling was literally to avoid some imminent physical danger, it is never okay.

[@chambless09]

22 y/o pregnancy story: From someone who got married at 19 and was gaslite regularly by their partner, it seems so clear to me what she's going through. I'm so glad she reached out to objective people to get validation that she wasn't crazy for feeling the way she did. It can seem so obvious hearing about these things from the outside but when you've been constantly trained to question your own reality it's beyond understandable that she would feel so unsure. The most telling moment was when she said "I have the worst memory" . That was heart breaking to hear. I would bet an obscene amount of money (that I don't have lol) that she's been conditioned to think that. Constantly being told that the way she remembers situation is flat out wrong in order for her partner to further control her. Hearing how much she grew in in such a short amount of time is nothing less than awe inspiring. Endeavoring to seek out someone who makes her feel loved and affirming that she DESERVES that. Thats something that took me years to realize and is still often a struggle to prioritize (as a now 33 y/o aka only 6 eggs left😢) She came to that in only 3 days?!? I truly wish the best for her. Sending good vibes, love and light! ........... Also in case, by some miracle she sees this.. By the time you're 30 you'll still have around 80,000 eggs. You have all the time in the world to have kids, if that's even what you want! Take your time. You got this!❤

[@thespankmyfrank]

I reacted the same way to the "I have the worst memory" comment... seems like she's been 1) gaslit into thinking that and 2) is just so exhausted/mentally drained that she actually can't remember anything. Living in an abusive situation will do that to you. I feel for her, but I'm glad she got out of there and has family that cares for her.

[@EmyN]

Yeah I clocked it too, it was an abusive relationship, same with the jealous husband of the philanthropist wife

[@highbloods]

​@@BusinessSkrub frank, you need to spend your time online doing something other than arguing with people in smosh comments. please find a hobby and join that online community. cheers 👍

[@robinnicole4466]

They read the update she literally broke up with him

[@pokelover02]

@@BusinessSkrub It’s not always the case, but this was a pretty clear case of abuse. Maybe someone will come across this comment and realize they’re also being gaslit. Even if it’s not true for everyone, if this info can help at least one person get out of an abusive relationship, it’s worth saying.

[@Spiltcocoamix]

the fact that the brother was UPSET that she laughed off his remark and took it well...wild

[@Frogbog11]

I love that whenever Spencer is on a reddit episode, he's just like "But what if the solution was murder ?"

[@Jordan-bm8lp]

Spencer is as effortlessly funny as Court is effortlessly charming and as effortlessly sweet as Shayne. The dynamic among the 3 of them here is stellar! We need more Spencer/Courtney/Shayne heavy content ❤️

[@cal2775]

"I WAS A STRANGE MAN WITH A HOLE!!" the out of context channels are gonna love this 😭😭😭

[@lesliej95]

We need a weaponized incompetence episode

[@gobsmr]

I think that would make me go insane with female rage

[@snigdha3666]

yessss, or a douchebag boyfriends episode

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

"My situationship says that I should cover the cost of everything..." Here comes the bullshit justification. "... But I dont want to." I'm fucking crying lmao

[@swiftlylovestruck]

So proud of this woman on the pregnancy story. That man was weird and a creep and definitely his "apology" was totally gaslighting. He backpedaled.

[@itsohms]

He sounds like an asshole for sure, but I’m 90% sure she was lying. In the update she slipped up by saying they “don’t live together” but they’ve been married for 4 years? She also only included parts of the convo she “remembered”

[@foxinazul]

​@itsohms when did she say they were married? She said they were together for 5 years, not married

[@johannebeerbaum1546]

Sounds like she was with him for years since “when she was 17 he said she was ugly”. He needs to live alone in a cave.

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

​@@foxinazul and that he told her that she would be the one he would consider to marry

[@BubbaYak]

I think he wanted her to give him a pass to impregnate a younger woman, but still have her on the hook.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

"Stanley yelnats over here" "I wasn't yelling" fuck that is so funny

[@koiroca1854]

whoever put the TW for parental loss thank you so much. I recently watched saltburn and there are mentions and a full scene with really grotesque portrayals of it, and while it's meaningful and impacts the story it sent me into a full panic attack. it's pretty hard to indulge in media that mention/portray parental loss, so I'm glad y'all are being careful with it :)

[@limarien6405]

1:06:52 funny story, pink lemonade was first made using dyed water and the guy lied and said it was strawberry lemonade and people believed him

[@iamnickoboy]

"I'm an urn half full kinda guy" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@hannahmachin8517]

Spencer’s really serving the 80’s serial killer look

[@amywietgrefe6629]

The "I told my wife she isn't famous" guy definitely isn't concerned that he and his wife don't spend enough time together because he CHOOSES not to spend time with her at events that are important to her. He chooses not to be interested in the things that matter to her (he called the charity events she attends boring.)

[@thespankmyfrank]

Yup, if he really wanted to spend time with her, it wouldn't matter that the events are "boring" because he'd still be there with her. He is 100% jealous of her new life and angry that he can't control her anymore.

[@heyitzsamurai]

i kinda agree, a part of me wonders if she also takes part in doing things that he wants to do, or is the only time they rlly spend together is at her charity events? bc i feel like in relationships you should share activities each person wants to do

[@SakuraMoonflower]

​@@heyitzsamuraiYes, and that means BOTH should be engaging sometimes in each other's interests. The fact that he refuses to spend time with her at hers is a big red flag.

[@amywietgrefe6629]

@@heyitzsamurai Yes that's definitely part of the story we don't have. It makes me wonder what he missed doing with her from before when they spent more time together and what they do together now when she does have time to spend with him. Is it a case of "I miss her being home to make me dinner" or is it a case of "I wish we had more time cuddling on the couch watching movies together"?

[@kiraphobia222]

@@heyitzsamurai To a extent, it... doesn't matter? One. He's the one complaining about it so if he wants to spend time with his wife, then that's on him, not on her. two. She's obviously very busy and is willing to take him with her so she's willing to spend time regardless of what he wants it or not, it's not her problem. She just needs someone who can back her and be her cheerleader regardless, his wife likes doing this thing so he should just like the fact his wife likes it, even if he doesn't like the events.

[@ireladdy]

Spencer was visibly restraining himself from making another urn joke after Courtney said "nail in the coffin". Impressive control, lol

[@antoniobarry]

The fire hydrant person genuinely sounds miserable to be near

[@alexb4310]

Why? 😊

[@RealBradMiller]

What do you mean? I removed my hydrant and, while I enjoy the new lake and fountain, I think I'm going to get out my aluminum ladder and clip those annoying old power lines that hang overhead since we use wireless energy now.

[@availanila]

​@@RealBradMiller cool lake, awesome fountain, great plan. Keep us updated bestie.

[@Deimos2k5]

There's a reason they're in a situationship and not a relationship

[@jessicascoullar3737]

@@Deimos2k5 the situ-friend is likely currently posting on a ‘when did you realise you were dating an idiot?’ thread.

[@Kolossusofkraut]

As someone who had to use my PTO for paternity leave, that story upset me. Due to issues, I literally spent all my PTO in the hospital and got to spend no time with my newborn when we got home.

[@jacobhogan3208]

I swear every few weeks we get a "Worst of all time" episode but honestly they're some of the best so I love it.

[@JohnathanDavisstoothpaste]

14:46 Courtney casually man spreading well Spencer is sitting with his legs crossed is so funny to me 😭

[@Obsessor23]

"This is Amelia Badelia" I laughed out loud involuntarily and I'm at work. Lord, the fact that woman exists and is out there is absolutely terrifying

[@fetishnun]

Omg that was my childhood

[@chaseashley6775]

I’ve been trying to get the motivation to clean my room today, but with Smosh Reddit stories in the background, I can accomplish anything.

[@rachelterry5291]

I’m gonna clean my room with this video too :))

[@yoyohayli]

Same. Saturday noon time is chore time for me specifically because I can put these videos on and work while laughing or crying or cursing along with them.

[@ExecutiveChrist]

Lol. I usually clean my house while I have this running on the TV. Nice to know I'm not the only one

[@321iluvnaruto]

Used this whole video as background noise to clean out my pantry 🙌 it’s hard to think about the fact that tour cleaning when ur listening to something so funny/entertaining.

[@lobeliawitch]

lol I try to do this but I always end up just standing there and gasping at the insane stories 😭

[@hannahgomez9687]

21:42 Courtney immediately covering their mouth after that joke KILLED ME 😭

[@shelbylee242]

26:39 : YOU LITERALLY JUST BUY A BRAND NEW VACUUM AND USE THAT TO TRANSFER THE ASHES BACK IN. A CAR WASH VACUUM FOR THE FINAL RESTING PLACE OF HER MOTHER!?!?! JAIL! GO RIGHT TO JAIL!

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

“I’m a good driver.” **doesn’t know what a fire hydrant is**

[@charlottel371]

“If you can comprehend the idea of someone loving and cherishing you, then that exists tenfold.” Love this from Courtney ❤

[@noahelric4226]

I lost my mom in 2020 and if my wife did anything like that she would no longer be in my life anymore. Also, your jokes are absolutely perfect for the situation. Humor helps getting through the grief. You guys have been such a big help in my grief journey. ❤

[@sunettas9738]

My condolences, I hope you are doing okay

[@shriyut]

1:07:25 Courtney married her best friend too! ❤❤❤