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[@heatherduke5410]

The guy who humiliated his daughter for having a period accident should've been thrown overboard.

[@daalimbe]

I had to pause and scream out loud fr, I was fully prepared to swim across an ocean to throw him into the nearest water body myself holy shit!!!!!!!!!!

[@Aisha_Luv]

it was exposed as a troll possibly f*tish post bc the account turned out to be shadow banned or something.

[@kaileybosyk5023]

He should be castrated so he can't have anymore children bc jesus h christ

[@basementdwellercosplay]

He said her actions have consequences, like bro the consequences are washing out the blood on you pants, nothing either. Not yelling and humiliating your kid!

[@mrdeblob6010]

And then have sharks attack him, just for laughing and putting his daughter on blast in front of those employees.

[@michaelbricky]

My favorite part was Noah's "By your logic you don't deserve to live because my hands can wrap around your throat and hold." Like that is just such a metal line.

[@Fluff_Noodles]

Fr I need to hear that as the intro to a song right before a guitar riff and a pig squeal

[@macdongr]

The editing helped a lot because it sounded like a TEDTalk sountrack. It's pure gold all around though, the line is so fucking perfect and the editing is just the cherry on top.

[@Dark_Ichigo]

Which part? Because i can't find it

[@macdongr]

​@@Dark_Ichigo 48:42

[@agathaknive3321]

That was so funny

[@gnarlybootsrag]

Jon even said the word "accident" multiple times. He knew it wasn't her fault but still acted like it was.

[@MILOEBA]

he said accident but acted like she purposefully ripped her tampon out. absolutely awful. i wish amab folk knew more abt periods bc this is deffo gonna traumatize her !

[@Keyonne88]

@@MILOEBA It's ridiculous. My husband would be fist-fighting the staff calling it a shark attack. It's crazy how many guys don't understand how this shit works.

[@elizabethcrossley6853]

He says that she didnt hold it in!!! Meaning he doesnt even understand his periods work and punished his kid for his ignorance!

[@stitchizgay]

@@MILOEBA i Dont even think it’s amab people, I’ve literally only heard stories Like this about cis men

[@stitchizgay]

Now ofc not all cos men are like this, but when there are stories like this, it’s Always by cis men

[@MsHildegaard]

Petty dream unlocked: Sarah waits until her dad is so old that he loses bladder control, then berates, humiliates, and punishes him for having accidents.

[@madhatter2007]

OMG I NEED TO SEE THAT AS AN UPDATE UNDER THE POST

[@tiffanymorgan1059]

YES!! I want this for her so badly now.

[@Allbites]

I'm so ok with this

[@TheGhostofAbigailMills]

Aaaah, the LONG game. I love it!

[@XAutumnXFlowerX]

Because unlike a period you can hold it 😂

[@venus7093]

this is my saturday cartoons except it's hearing what vile crimes people have commited

[@theliverdog]

Buggs bunny aged like milk.

[@theliverdog]

And just like shayne from disney to smosh.

[@rainbowgoddess3845]

Right! It's a great past time lol

[@adams509]

Couldn't have worded it better myself 😂

[@Official_Rz]

Especially since this is r/amithedevil, it's like the next level of vile crimes. We're talking competent-incompetent idiots pulling wil-e coyote stunts but not understanding what's wrong when they face the consequences. It's deviously beautiful to see them dunked on.

[@beccaschull]

It actually IS illegal to give out your employees' information, so gas station boss could face criminal charges.

[@sssaa8986]

I hope the girl is safe it is so scary what was he thinking he’s sooooo weird fr

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

It’s not public info. That’s private info. He’s completely delusional to how creepy he is. Who cares how sad he looks?

[@robinchesterfield42]

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 He's old. Enough. To be. Her GRANDFATHER!!!!!!!!!! That's it. That's where it stops. Do you see "the pain in his eyes" because you also hit on her and got shot down immediately, like on her first work-day? Perhaps she could have worded it differently from "you old, ugly creep" but seriously: "You're old enough to be my GRANDFATHER" should be the end of it. That's it. There's no way around it. Once you have that loudly proclaimed into your face, back the eff off. You SHOULD already know that's wrong, but once they directly point it out in exact words, STOP!

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@robinchesterfield42 Oh I agree. I’m saying that they shouldn’t give out private info no matter how sad he looks

[@blaze048]

​@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012seems like,as they said in the video, the boss is identifying with the old stalker, because he's also a creep

[@chilltheheckoutwithava1454]

The fact that this grown man has MULTIPLE CHILDREN and a WIFE and doesn’t know you don’t voluntarily release period blood is mindbending.

[@theresakruse1655]

What blew my mind is that he thought anyone would believe her tampon "fell out" 😂😂😂 Not just out of her body (which is unlikely) but also out of her presumably snug fitting swimsuit. 😂😂😂

[@ZoeF.O]

This idıot is all about talking about her "sanitary ignorance" and she is 13-year-old girlie. What's his excuse, I wonder. 🙄

[@alex._420]

She should bloodbend her period duh 🙄 /j

[@Priscilla-Prancercise]

I had trouble understanding how that happened too. So what are you suggesting actually happened?

[@Priscilla-Prancercise]

I guess you’re saying the whole story is made up. It does seem more likely than this scenario actually happening.

[@tiny-bumblebee]

The guy hiding and moving stuff from his partner did it approximately 261 times. 261 TIMES. She probably thought she was going insane. I feel so bad for her.

[@1dawn1]

"I didn't do it all the time!! Only almost everyday for 2 years!!!" DUDE??

[@bronysaiyan5236]

Holy shit i did the math and didn't even think it was that high from a minor oversight. But like HOLY FUCK thats still like 206-309 times and thats assuming he told the truth about how many times a week/day he did it

[@aud7593]

thats very technically gaslighting, right?? like, he made her feel crazy

[@yowwowtow]

@@aud7593He’s gaslighting her every time he tells her she’s misplaced it knowing he’s moving it around! So very much yes

[@lnzprazak2711]

This is something my ex husband did after I left him. Except he was breaking into my house to do it. I started to literally go crazy from it. What he's doing is abusive.

[@trashotaku]

The period story is a perfect example of why I think everyone should watch both male and female puberty videos

[@nataliatc1]

Is that not taugth in USA in textbooks in elementary school?

[@trashotaku]

@@nataliatc1 in elementary schools girls and boys watch their puberty videos separately but we learn about both types of puberty and reproductive systems usually starting in middle school

[@new0news]

because it's fake and the writer didn't even know enough about how periods work to write an even halfway believable story. lol

[@arthursimsa9005]

Watch videos? Why not read books?

[@trashotaku]

@@new0news it could be fake, but the amount of stuff I’ve seen on r/badwomensanatomy also means there’s a possible chance this is real and an actual human being did this to his own daughter

[@meganjolly7094]

The period story reminded me of a wholesome moment with my dad: When I was a kid I pissed my pants at a Quiznos right when I got inside the bathroom and I was sooooooo embarrassed. I called my dad into the little bathroom cause I didn’t know what to do and he turned on the sink and started throwing water everywhere. All over me and the walls and floor and I kid you not he went to the employees and used his best acting skills to convince them that their toilet exploded on me. I got a bunch of free Quiznos shirts to change into and a free meal that day.

[@rainbowflowerpower4464]

Your dad’s a legend, gonna have to remember this tactic for when I one day have my own kids hahaha

[@Mangotropolis]

Your dad is an angel 😇

[@PHSR_Productions]

Best dad ever, no question.

[@smayds]

See now THAT is how you Dad. I bet he'd deal with a period accident equally as awesomely!

[@HouseMDaddict]

Aww that's a good dad!

[@kalpic11]

When John wrote, “She has to learn actions have consequences.” I wondered if he thought you can just hold your period blood in like pee.

[@bondickle]

I bet he thinks putting a tampon in is like plugging in a USB; it makes a noise when it's finally in the right place and you can be assured it wont work its way out 🫠

[@oregano3975]

He’s also acting like the incident ITSELF isn’t enough of a consequence?!?! Even if there was something that she could have done about it happening, that experience was punishment enough.

[@maddiesvn529]

Probably thinks it's all the same hole, too. How someone let him procreate four times is beyond me.

[@Scrofar]

"Actions have consequences" hope he remembers that when the divorce is filed

[@SakuraMoonflower]

Some men seriously believe that. F-ing idiots.

[@BaxterD]

"Hi, John again." Almost shot soda out my nose.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

"Your neighbor's been missing for a week do you-" "I can tell you the 10 places they are" Damien just made a good murder mystery line Edit: closer to a horror or thriller line but still

[@alisaishere]

What's the mystery? He admitted guilt and showed where he buried the piece of the body he chopped up. That's a one page story.

[@e.d.5766]

​​@@alisaishere But he couldn't possibly have done it alone... No, he had an accomplice. Or, more likely perhaps, he was the accomplice, one so devoted as to take the blame for such a horrific crime just to protect the true killer. Who could mean so much to Damien that he would throw his life away to shield them from the consequences of their own barbaric actions? You say it's been solved, Commissioner, but I cannot rest until I find the truth: the whole truth, not just this distorted fragment of it.

[@tetanusshot6806]

@@e.d.5766 best comment I’ve ever seen

[@flopjul3022]

@@e.d.5766 come to find out the one doing the murder was also one of the police best investigators

[@glizzygladiator6491]

This is true, but a bunch of people, like me, literally can't train their dogs because their previous owners are peices of shit and the dogs are mentally challenged

[@katiebhull]

my jaw was on the FLOOR hearing the story about the dad and daughter with her period. it's already so embarrassing to have a period accident at ANY age, but let alone punishing a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD who probably doesn't know anything about how to deal with periods is unbelievable. i hope she's doing okay and that his wife leaves him or something bc holy shit

[@FredXWeasleyXForever]

Not to mention that's sometimes why children unalive themselves. Having one of the people in your lives whose supposed to have your back and be your support. Fuck that asshole.

[@thespankmyfrank]

I think Damien was 100% correct in saying that the dad was embarrassed and was trying to cover for himself, by humiliating the daughter even further. Holy fuck, what an abusive dad. I really hope the mum gets the kids away from him stat.

[@LisaKokx]

It's always the parents who do not teach their kids about how to handle things in life that get mad at their kids for not knowing how to handle things in life

[@misskj2313]

Yes I wanted to cry listening to that story. Trying to navigate your period as a child is so unbelievably overwhelming at times and to have something like this happen and then have a parent who is supposed to love and support you absolutely destroy you will definitely be a defining moment in that kid's life. Just from the detail of the "punishment" I'm going to assume this wasn't the first incident of cruelty and I wouldn't be surprised if she grows up and cuts off all contact.

[@waifuwubs]

I work at a theme park and I had a young girl and her father come up to me and some coworkers the other day; she had gotten her first period and was freaking out. The dad walked up and gave all of us attitude about not knowing how to help her other than finding a female employee to help. We took the girl to get some feminine products and left the dad there. She was calm and collected after we left him, and I felt so much pain for her.

[@kylie3333333]

“I think this guy is a coyote and he was trying to eat your cat” “I think this guy is an elf on a shelf” Shaynes description of people is impeccably 😂

[@Keyonne88]

Bro had issues; he's right that cats don't belong outside, but it's not your cat and not your yard. lol

[@Suo_kongque]

@@Keyonne88 Yeah, just like how you don't let dogs roam around outside. Like yes, take your cat outside WITH SUPERVISION, but they could get harmed or sick, or could hunt local animals. Cats are on the top of the list of invasive species simply because people don't want to take care of their cat. Love them and care for them, geez.

[@Ajesen]

Im not a sentimental person And so always had a hard time understanding these things, for example, the person has died, And they arent coming back, so does not coming to the funeral mean i dont grieve for them, or Miss them or respect them or something? Its Just feels like something thats acceptable to do, coming to the funeral, But imo one shouldnt be demonized for not coming. Saying this i still understand that the post makes that person come off selfish, so i dont disagree With that

[@georgia1438]

⁠@@Ajesen yes a funeral is essentially the last goodbye and can be deemed as disrespectful if missed however if you barely know them I do understand skipping it. With regards to that situation a lot of it was the inability to show said respect but also be there for supporting her sister. Support when someone dies is essential. Hopefully this makes sense, it’s okay to not understand and to sometimes feel non-sentimental. I’m sure in your own specific way there are odd things that are sentimental or there could be none. Either way as long as you live your life as a kind person, your doing it right 😊

[@田桃-c7g]

@@Ajesen bro what is your name..

[@ericamcghie8476]

“What happens if we do disagree, Shane?” “Then we’ll figure it out man, we’ll figure it out.” We need more of that energy in the world.

[@cdonovan4471]

I love how the period dad basically said that his daughter CHOSE to get her period and have her tampon fall out, PUBLICLY HUMILIATED HER TWICE in front of strangers, and then proceeded to essentially lock her in their suite, and then have the audacity to tell her to NOT BE EMOTIONAL when she's literally ON HER PERIOD. Like this dude needs to be checked into some sort of hospital.

[@stitchedwithcolor]

YUP. like, no, it’s generally not a good idea to go swimming on your period, sanitary products generally do not survive getting submerged in water. But she’s a 13 year old kid; some kids don’t start their periods until age 12, so maybe not even a year of living with her courses, and she’s probably dealing with adolescent hormones plus period mood swings plus trauma to boot, of course she’s emotional. Poor kid learned EVERYTHING she needed to know and then some from the initial awful experience. What she needed was a hug, a towel, a change of clothes, and a dad who’d go to bat for her; what she got was punishments and a dad who joined the cruise staff in mocking his middle school-aged daughter. I think the boys are right and those punishments had nothing to do with hygiene or the daughter’s issues and everything to do with a man wanting to take his embarrassment out on someone and reassert control of his world.

[@thestranger954]

I agree. He should definitely be put in a hospital. Preferably _urgent_ _care._

[@KirbyCom]

@@stitchedwithcolor I do gotta say, I'm someone who has periods and used to work at a swim school. Wearing a tampon in the water was absolutely expected. So even the most experienced people on this kind of subject would probably be likely to tell her she'd be alright wearing a tampon while swimming

[@speshuul2]

Oh he will be. The minute he shows signs of mental decline in his old age, his children will lock him up with no remorse. His dying years will be miserable, alone and painful! 😁 ~what goes are comes around~

[@Dakarai_Knight]

@@stitchedwithcolor I mean some people start even later than 13. It happens. That father was extremely cruel and plain ignorant.

[@angelap671]

Damien and Noah threatening the people on reddit is so comforting like "I would wrap my hands around his throat."

[@assassingod2004]

That was hilarious. Everyone is dying laughing, but you can tell he's serious. I fully side with him, too.

[@MelissaStockman-e4q]

@angelap671 obliviously that went over your head. He was making fun of that person's evolutionary quote.....

[@royal_neptune]

@@MelissaStockman-e4q​​⁠obviously this went over your head, he used making fun of the evolutionary quote to threaten the guy on Reddit…

[@people2chronically-online]

@@royal_neptuneah so cool for threatening someone

[@alexiatr]

​@user-hy3cz6dr8b he was justifying not caring

[@blahblahblah007ish]

The dad who humiliated his daughter literally brought tears to my eyes....... that is SO evil, and in this day where kids are killing themselves left and right... oh... my heart breaks for that poor girl...

[@CherryCakeyChloe]

Me too, I feel so sorry for her. It really sounds like a traumatic experience:((

[@eevesjunkyard]

I’d genuinely be surprised if she ever forgives him for that or talks to him more than necessary as an adult. Couldn’t blame her one bit if she went no contact.

[@NatalleeK]

​@@eevesjunkyard the sad thing is that when teens go through abuse like that they don't even realize it's abuse. What that dad did to her was evil and likely shaped her life, set her up for some serious mental health hurdles but she may not even trace it back to that moment until adulthood

[@clairevamp]

honestly I'm feeling so validated from the comments bc I 100% lived through shit like that growing up and totally thought it was normal at the time, it's crazy how much kids inherently trust their parents and their judgement

[@Esmeagolly]

Im sorry but if I was her mom, I would lock him out, and get the fuck out after, if this is how you treat your child, I’m out.

[@lazylittledragon]

that poor little girl being shamed for something that's already so embarrassing to go through made my blood boil

[@libeluladevidro]

i hope the wife divorces him and the daughter never visits him

[@schubsbube]

That woman who told her husband she only dated him because she had no other choice is just a straight up monster. That guy is going to carry that shit for the rest of his life.

[@adrianghandtchi1562]

Also, she’s an idiot, that’s one of the biggest ways you lose your meal ticket

[@alysiafarmer4045]

Update: ex wife. Lol

[@ulgenrabishlave4645]

Yeah better leave right fucking now

[@gucci2468]

@@alysiafarmer4045Omg no way??

[@hotsexyangel]

@@alysiafarmer4045thank god omg

[@CaitlinKoi]

The period story had my jaw on the floor... That is a one-way ticket to dying alone in a nursing home because your daughter is going to grow up to realize you are literal scum of the earth. Shaming an embarrassed girl for something she couldn't even control? Garbage parent, throw the entire man out.

[@Mangotropolis]

I mean, hopefully she can realize that because the emotional abuse is just setting her up to be stunted. 😢 Specially if no one in the family has her back she could grow up with insecurity thinking she can't do anything right.

[@Cocoa_Forever]

I was about to reply saying something along the lines of "Yeah what a piece of garbage" but then I realized you are the Caitlin Koi what the fuck-

[@theonionqueen3519]

@@Mangotropolisit’s fake, don’t worry!

[@marieg595]

What irked me the most is that he said something like "she needs to understand actions have consequences" when a period accident literally involves no action at all.

[@kellicvred]

@@marieg595as if the public humiliation we experience when we leak isn’t enough? Also, where the heck is the mom to not tell this guy off and protect her daughter?! (although as one with a period I’m not sure how you lose your tampon in a pool…but I guess things happen?)

[@MiraTheWarlock]

Sperm donor: So I abuse and humiliate my daughter because her accident harmed my ego Noah: Shayne: Damien:...So the last execution by firing squad wasn't THAT long ago-

[@h0td0gwater]

I screamed ngl

[@KingOfGaymes]

I love Damien so much

[@crisnuaji6169]

I hug my stomach hard because of that LMAO😂😂😂

[@all_that_bs]

That was such a good response

[@Trauma_In_Our_Veins]

The last death by guillotine was even more recent than that I think 🧐

[@tracemiller1519]

“As you know Taylor Swift is on tour” 💀💀💀

[@Nothing.Nugget]

Honestly that line had the same amount of shock as "Hi, im John (47)"

[@FukaiKokoro]

Swifties are a actual cult

[@XxKeeliexX26]

Damien’s shriek after hearing “he’s in his 60’s” is SO REAL

[@crisnuaji6169]

Wouldn't that we all? I was shriek also after heard his age and covered my mouth while i said in my mind like "WAIT, WHAT?"

[@ComicalOrangeVR]

​@@crisnuaji6169 Same with the gas station comment, double whammy!

[@DJVevyVevs]

"Yeah there's this old dude who comes to our convenience store and he's been coming even more often ever since this new hire came in. He's obviously into her. Lemme *give him all of the info he would need to potentially harm her.* "

[@amandagodwin23]

Jesus. No no no. That's grounds for divorce. A decent parent would run to their daughter, grab the tampon out of the water, put it in your pocket, wrap her in a towel, scoop her up in your arms and get her to the room to change. Then spend the rest of the trip doing whatever you can to make her feel better. Wtf is wrong with this guy???

[@Nothing.Nugget]

Everything. Everything is wrong with this guy

[@Lilly_King]

Exactly plus the consequence already happened. The point of discipline is to give minor consequences so they learn early and don't have to face the big consequences in life... She has already faced her consequence, what he's doing is punishing her to the point of abuse

[@nerdygeekgamer5528]

he's an IMMITURE man CHILD and should NOT be ALLOWED to REPRODUCE is what he is

[@sarahrose7163]

Straight up abusive if you ask me.

[@garbagecan13]

I don't understand why the wife didn't step in IMMEDIATELY. There is no way on this earth i would let a man husband/dad or not speak to my daughter like that. AND PUNISH HER FROM BEING ABLE TO COME OUT OF THR CABIN!?!?

[@brinleybruening1344]

If there truly was a “puddle of blood” around the daughter he shouldn’t have scolded her- he should’ve checked on her because that much might not be healthy. She needed her parents to help her- and if it came out she might need a different size and just genuinely support from her family

[@angellayaright9009]

If it was as he described, he needs to take her to a doctor immediately! There is something wrong. I suspect he was just exaggerating the amount of blood to make her 'crime' sound even more embarrassing for him. The guy is a narcissist and I can only imagine what else his family goes through because of him.

[@charlyyyyyyyyyy]

@@angellayaright9009i think it probably would have looked much worse/much more than it was because of the water, just drop food colouring into water and see the spread

[@ettinakitten5047]

I've had tampons fall out because they're full and I sneezed.

[@luabueno7813]

well, it was a pool, she was wet, i imagine the blood mixed with the water to make it more dramatic. as shes 13 she probably doesnt know how to get the period products that are best for her and use them as she should, and its not like she can count on family to teach her that and trying to figure it out yourself is complicated. i once teached friends how to use a tampon bc they had only used pads bf, maybe she had it placed wrong too. there are many variables. but her dad is such an idiot

[@Priscilla-Prancercise]

@@ettinakitten5047- Wow, no kidding?! 😮

[@omnicatalyst]

I was a "Stay together for the kids" kid. It was the worst. The tension in that conflict is palpable, and completely interferes with so much of a child's life.

[@phantasticgoose]

Damien's soul leaving his body and Noah experiencing a logic error while Shane read out "women's orgasms don't matter" guy's post was amazing. So was Damien just involuntarily screaming at "65" and "gas station". Absolute gem of a video.

[@carissasimmers7714]

THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[@ericaaanestad5352]

Damien is the best lol

[@eevesjunkyard]

His screech of horror at 65 was the best part of this whole thing lol that and the fact they all immediately got jumpy like they wanted to find this guy. Tbh it’s nice to watch some dudes who are actually aware of others as well as take time to know and cater to their partner. Cuz damn some of these Reddit stories made my skin crawl 😬

[@kimhyunwoo8983]

Bro the “by his own logic…” joke by Noah took me out💀 but also he’s damn right

[@syloentertainment1100]

47:01

[@chloelink1872]

Can we also talk about how the mother isn’t doing more to stand up for the daughter? The fact that the father clearly doesn’t understand how periods works is sad alone, but the mother knows exactly how they work. She should be standing up for her kid. It was just one trauma on top of another absolutely heart breaking. Neither should be parents 🤦‍♀️

[@irctinr4evr919]

but we dont know if she could stand upto her husband from what john posted , I doubt any of the women are safe around him

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

Apparently she divorced him after the cruise

[@bonnerin0]

​@@Lostflightwarriorcats damn she did??

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

@@bonnerin0 I just heard it from another comment so idk for sure. Hopefully

[@sjjs444]

​@@LostflightwarriorcatsI really hope she did. Shit like that is divorce worthy.

[@lilbucky19]

Damien’s “What the fuck?!?” face and Noah’s incredibly uncomfortable face following the “…and I was FURIOUS” statement in the period story made me cackle like a witch

[@bottle3124]

Dwtffaniufftaiwfsitpsmmclaw

[@bottle3124]

haeeeeydentssidegeeyhdeketn

[@mOwOterboat]

the orange cat is such a vibe just rolling around in the grass like omg I wish I was that cat (excluding being sprayed with a water hose by some dumbass)

[@Teri0is0Resa]

“She should have known better.” wrote the dad in the period story. SHE’S 13!! She’s likely just started having periods for the past year or so. This is still new for her.

[@alise6813]

Right?? Very possible she doesn't even know how to use a tampon properly! Those things are scary! Let's see the dad explain how to use one, I'll wait

[@theonionqueen3519]

The period story is fake, don’t worry.

[@assassingod2004]

That was one of my first thoughts. I grew up the youngest in a family of 6 where my mother is the only woman. I have no idea what a period is like, but i know when someone is just starting experiencing them, they have to be terrified. That girl was mortified already, and the dad just traumatized her probably for the rest of her life. I seriously hope her mother divorced her father after that cruise. I would've gotten arrested for throwing that man overboard, if I saw that happen. At the very least, I would've gone off on him and defended his daughter. I'm only 19, but I'm 6'1 and weigh over 230 pounds. I wouldn't have stopped until that guy was as embarrassed as his daughter, or until he went overboard. I couldn't imagine doing something like that, let alone in public.

[@bbyghostie1044]

I had my first period at 12 in a pool at the water park area of a theme park. My parents werent there bc i went on a trip with family friends and their kids. An older woman told me I was bleeding and I was MORTIFIED. I immediately got out, went to a bathroom, had a panic attack, changed, and stuffed toilet paper in my underwear. I was so humiliated and had so much shame about periods that i didn't even tell the adults I was with. (No cell phone bc I wasn't old enough and cell phones werent as common for younger kids to have yet) I spent the rest of the day at the park using toilet paper, cramping, and being worried that blood would come through. If an adult had punished me, shamed me, and mocked me for that....I probably would've broken down crying. This is already a core memory and nobody made me feel shitty about it! I can't imagine having your parent berate you like that over something that's already extremely sensitive

[@crashawashere]

Like... RIGHT?! as someone who had periods even as a 19 year old, sometimes I still have accidents and make mistakes like that. You can't really expect a 13 year old girl to understand how to keep a TAMPON IN whilst swimming and it's like... What was he expecting her to do.. Hold it IN?!

[@AudreyKey9653]

Damien involuntarily screaming when Shayne said "in his 60s" is the most relatable thing I have ever seen

[@Summergch]

Only winning by a bit to him immediately afterwards screaming when we find out it's a gas station. Because I think we were all assuming this was like some restaurant or at least some form of food service, but no. It was a fkcin gas station manager giving out personal details about his employees to random strangers so it was even more absurd cuz he loses the even already insane excuse of wanting this client back

[@shelbyhudgins7981]

Him screaming at gas station sent me. I worked at a gas station for over 5 years & experienced this type of behavior. Thankfully, my management was told they would be fired if they gave out personal information, I guess that it is a family owned business.

[@n1ghtw0lf57]

Damien’s screaming at 60’s and Gas Station are amazing- that’s how I felt but I didn’t need to scream cause he did already

[@hunterwhitley9582]

I literally threw up in my mouth. No joke. And, as for the father on the cruise, I was genuinely shaking with rage, and still have a throbbing headache. The orgasm and last one were also horrifying. In the end, I wanted to either punch or cuss out every single OP.

[@katypaschall3701]

as a swiftie, they did NOT have to be at the stadium by 5pm😭😭😭😭😭 like taylor does not come out on the stage until 8pm, you do not have to be there 3 HOURS EARLY. and the set is 3 HOURS LONG. there's no way that they would have missed the ENTIRE concert had they gone to the funeral. no way, no how.

[@petiepablo]

that's a good point.

[@alexandradaws6259]

That's exactly what I thought and it also doesn't take the whole day to get ready like I know its nice to have the day but they could just wear the makeup and hair they had at the funeral and change the outfit when they got there like its not hard

[@bebela015]

Also, he mentioned wanting to get ready which he could've done in his car after the funeral. Like leave a bag with the change of clothes and the things you need (makeup, hairbrush, etc) and do it in the car. Everyone has done that at least once in their lives, it's not like it's the end of the world

[@biyatrism]

​@@bebela015 or wear a black clothing on top of her concert clothes like it's not that hard

[@AudiFrog]

That’s exactly what I thought, I know VERY WELL how hard it was to get those tickets, but they couldn’t shift their timetable TO SUPPORT A CLOSE FAMILY MEMBER GRIEVING THEIR HUSBAND?? THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS THEY COULD HAVE DONE BOTH WITHOUT ANY REAL ISSUE

[@hayleysmith2763]

i relate to damien’s statement on his cats “i will hold your head under the water until the bubbles stop. don’t fuck with my cats.” same dude. you touch my animals, you ask for death 😂

[@Mojojoho]

We meet again John wick.

[@krazykirstie2619]

These three have raised my expectations and standards astronomically, it’s nice to see there’s guys somewhere out there who are actually understanding and genuinely respectful.

[@sarahwalker7353]

Same.

[@clairewolf6013]

Yeah. I'm like "There's hope!"

[@lizamay722]

There are an astounding amount of morons, but the ones who are raised right are top tier men. The morons could learn but they don't want to, so you might as well just steer clear

[@AlohaDucky]

I was paying attention to the boys’ words here, too. It’s so refreshing to listen to men who possess these kinds of thoughtful, compassionate, respectful, and sensical ideas. Especially, in a digital world in which all the wrong kind of advice and ideas are coming out of countless “real manly men” panels and Podcasts.

[@vortexx3028]

@@AlohaDucky it's cause being compassionate doesn't get views lmao. you have to make a egregious flashy statements to get anywhere on the internet nowadays. and the more bold you are, the most 14-16 year olds without parents you attract

[@byrontheusurper6505]

"My wife said it was cruel but I said it was just a joke and that she needed to toughen up" yep. That's what a middle aged father of 4 named john would say.

[@juliaconstantine8325]

as the daughter of a middle aged father of 4 named john. yeah

[@maegsunflow95]

The “just a joke” makes me believe the story is 100% real.

[@jellycrackerzzz411]

as the only daughter of a middle aged man named john DAMN what happens at four kids that turns you into an asshole!!??

[@aceqwen8473]

How the heck did you just read me back my life

[@ProfessionalFartSmeller]

Forgot the part where hes a passionate christian

[@TourettesMajestic]

I’m furious that the 13 year old girls mother didn’t put a stop to that and actually allowed her daughter to be ostracised at dinner. Regardless of if she’s angry at her husband now, I can’t believe it went that far.

[@mariekesslerkaminski4685]

Stg but I also worry what humiliation he may have put his wife through if he’s willing to do that to his own kid tbh

[@azechase6597]

As Shayne always says, these guys tell the stories in the ways they think makes them look the best. Which means it's way worse behind the scenes. She's probably terrified of him and is abused just as much.

[@downbad4urdad]

Yeah, that shit would be grounds for divorce imo. Abhorrent father

[@nightmarishtaco3434]

I have a rager father that shames you as well… and, speaking from experience, the dad’s a narcissist and if you try to stop his tantrum itll last for a week instead of a day and he’ll remind you about that moment for the rest of your life “aS a jOKe.” Im not defending the mom for being silent but no matter how hard you try to get through to a narcissist, you never will. I truly hope that was a fake story. If not, i just know the daughter is gonna have an amazing life after dropping her dad when’s she’s an adult.

[@TourettesMajestic]

@@nightmarishtaco3434 yeah that sounds true tbh. I hope she eventually left him cause hot damn :/

[@starkdiliddo970]

As someone who gets along very well with my sister’s boyfriend- I have never thought “we’d make a better couple!” You should be happy that your sibling is loved and cherished by someone your family also loves. Not trying to come into them 😭

[@envixousenvixous5411]

The daughter on the cruise literally brought me to tears. Poor girl needs a better father and I just want to give her a hug. 🥺

[@StephALowry29]

Same! I would have yelled at her father and called him an insensitive asshole for yelling at her. I would have taken her to her room and given her some maxi-pads and told her accidents happen. I get them too sometimes, especially on the first days of mine.

[@amberr6707]

There's no way it was real. Whoever wrote it wrote it specifically to upset people.

[@EmiNo-il1gs]

I would be mortified if I knew that dad! Not even if I lost my tampon in the pool but because my dad has the AUDACITY to try to make me feel bad about myself!

[@emraldembrace7939]

@@amberr6707 Who knows. I hope that it is made up, but there are probably people out there like him. 😬

[@amberr6707]

@@emraldembrace7939 It's 100% either completely made up or extremely exaggerated . Yea. There are definitely people like this, but it reads like it was written by a teenage boy that just learned what a period was. A tampon isn't like a cork, blood doesn't just pour out when it's removed. And they also don't just fall out unless they're barely in. And somehow she bled through her suit (I'm assuming with the "trying to cover herself" part), there's blood everywhere in the pool AND the lifeguards are trying to clean up a large pool of blood? The average woman bleeds at most 5tbsp of blood during their entire cycle. If she was bleeding that severely she would need immediate medical attention.

[@cjmchugh6917]

The period story made me so angry. I was alone with my father when I got my first period, circa fifth grade. I was unrelatedly sick in the hospital, and he worked nights at the time while my mom worked days. The man didn’t panic. He didn’t shame me. Or make me feel worse than I already did. He got me clean clothes. Got pads from a nurse. And a bar of my favorite chocolate from my overnight bag started a Ghibli movie on our portable dvd player. That Reddit post is proof that every kid deserves a dad, but not every sperm donor deserves to be a father.

[@ceciamairani]

Sperm donor 😂😂. Love that term

[@Autistic_CLAWZZ]

Fully agree

[@sdg1512]

Your dad is an amazing example Needs more upvotes

[@Sirairas]

@@sdg1512upvote? I agree but on it like not on Reddit (commenting for fun because I find it funny)

[@torismith9360]

Can i just say how beautiful it is for three dudes to be that upset and understanding about the period thing actually made me emotional? Its so great to see guys like "wtf is this dude thinking"

[@aFoolsMartyr]

Some people go through life denser than Osmium.

[@bandashee]

some people are cement. thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

[@Priscilla-Prancercise]

It’s actually really nice to see how young men think about women in a whole different way than men of my generation (I’m 49) and older typically do. It warms my heart (and I have a cold heart) to see guys treating women equally and expressing sympathy for our issues. As a teenager, I learned to shut down my feelings and not bother my boyfriend or husband with my fears and traumas. I knew they didn’t care. That was obvious. It’s really sweet how girls of the younger generations can count on their boyfriends for understanding and comfort. I never cry in front of a man (or anyone) and I doubt I ever will, because I think it would only be used against me somehow, but I’m glad things are changing. ❤ Note: This only applies to liberal men. Conservative men of any age are the worst.

[@people2chronically-online]

@@Priscilla-Prancerciseliberal men are more likely to SA you because they virtue signal Conservative men are more likely to give you traditional roles with money and love

[@sxnxstervxbes3689]

It really is. In a world where we still get made fun of and ridiculed for having an accident its VERY comforting to know there are men out there who have empathy towards those of us who bleed. You can never predict what will happen on your period and the last thing any of us wanna hear is someone making fun of us.

[@Antifearn]

The guy who kept hiding his wife’s belongings because he thought it was cute is the type of creep that would have a fetish for Velma losing her glasses on Scooby-Doo

[@umopepisdn.]

The worst part about the eras tour story is like.... They literally can go to both. They just want to be there early. Bring your clothes with you and get changed at the venue. You can go after the funeral, you may miss the opening act but you will still see taylor.

[@Vi_Vi_1]

Right? Or just go to the concert in the funeral clothes. Like ffs, if my sister lost her husband nothing could keep me from being there for her and this girl is just so self-absorbed she can't see past her own desires for how desperately her sister needs her

[@meadowsong8560]

That is what I was thinking. Just miss the prep. Get there right when the concert starts.

[@mythologigi]

Tbh I accidentally missed Gracie Abrams (Thankfully still saw Beabadoobee!) and I still had a ton of fun. Tay is on for 3 hours. The opening acts are great but not why you're going.

[@JB-qf5ep]

Yeah I mean the support acts go on at 7, Taylor isn't even on until 8. They aren't just trying to be there early, they are trying to be 2 hours early for the support or 3 hours early for Taylor. They can definitely do both.

[@djb1317]

@@JB-qf5ep given the relationship and age of the deceased only a monster would be able to go to a concert and not support their sister snd the family in this tragedy... She has already seen Taylor before and there will be chances to see her again, Id do my best to contact taylors team to tell them

[@Allunastarr8]

As a woman I would feel 1000% safe being drunk and alone in a room with any of these 3 (Shayne, Damien, and Noah) purely based on their responses to these stories.

[@EvosAndMakeup]

Same, you can tell they’re wholesome people by their reactions.

[@harmc2301]

Absolutely. They seem like absolute amazing people

[@vividimagination2044]

You can never know who someone will be behind closed doors and out of public sight

[@Allunastarr8]

@@vividimagination2044 you are very right. I don't see myself ever being in the position of being drunk or alone with any of these people but you are right to call me on my false confidence that is based on the persona I see in front of a camera. I still think that if they are genuine in who they are here, they are safe people but we can't guarantee people are who they present themselves as in public.

[@foo8327]

They seem like the kind of guy that would take you home, tuck you in and make sure youre on your side if you urp.

[@ashl2115]

I literally gasped in horror so many times in the period story. That poor girl. It's not just what OP did, there were so many red flag words/phrases in there. And the mother will be YTA too if she doesn't get any kids away from him. Can you imagine the potential issues from that incident alone, who knows what else that mega AH has done/said.

[@amyfullerton2109]

The story about the guy who hid things from his wife is the literal definition of gaslighting. The play the term came from was the story of a guy who kept slightly changing things in the environment (lower lights in lamps, move things around the house etc) and when his wife would question it he would just say she was crazy or must’ve missed it or whatever. He is literally doing that. Making her slowly think she is going crazy and starts to build dependency on him to help her and gradually doubting herself and her reality. That is mental and emotional abuse. Narcissistic scum bag.

[@angellayaright9009]

No kidding. And I call BS that he thought it was 'cute'. I think he made all that up about her reaction when finding something just to soften what he has been doing to her and put a different spin on it. The fact that his sisters reacted the way they did and told her immediately, and her own reaction when she found out also supports this was BS. They seem to have recognized it for what it was immediately. And they are much closer to the situation. That speaks volumes

[@fhey7903]

Fr I have ADHD and lose or forget things all the time, and it is legitimately mentally and emotionally exhausting at times. If I found out a partner was doing this to me I would feel straight up violated and would probably never trust them again.

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

@@fhey7903 Yes, and I have certain objects that I get quite stressed about losing. If somebody hid one of those from me, I don’t know what I’d do. Though in reality, since I forgive a lot of harmful behavior, I’d probably do nothing.

[@alexiatr]

​@angellayaright9009 for sure, it was a power trip for him

[@kp2223]

Gaslight the play also became a brilliant movie starring ingrid bergman

[@Scrofar]

Noah and Damien are the best people for Reddit stories imo, their faces and reactions and quips are CINEMA

[@delaneykeller1389]

And they're both really level headed and empathetic.

[@demetriam2408]

​@@delaneykeller1389 the way Damien described each situation basically read my mind, especially on the first one. Cats shouldn't really be let outside, but you should also train your dog and not abuse animals, and that wasn't even the reason for being upset in that story.

[@Critical_Miss]

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[@ashonyx1099]

"I would spray you with a hose like cat-neighbor." Honestly, he needs a quote book at this point. Smosh should make a Noah quote book as merch.

[@donatoclemente4421]

I would buy the hell out of that tbh

[@BunnyRabbit-b8c]

@@donatoclemente4421 hard same

[@BeanieBabiescollages]

My absolute favorite part was Noah's "By your logic you don't deserve to live because my hands can wrap around your throat and hold. Never have I laughed so hard!!!!!

[@Pickles_the_opossum]

The guy who humiliated his daughter... i... was literally twitching with rage... i cant describe my absolute disgust and anger towards this person

[@sarahlewis2866]

I promise I’m not just saying this because I’m a Damien stan, but please, PLEASE have him and Noah on more. The dynamic here was phenomenal. Damien’s reactions, especially with the gas station story, Jesus Christ, hilarity.

[@Vesperiaoftheabyss97]

any video with damien and shayne are always gems tbh

[@noone-gf5op]

agree. they were perfect for these type of stories too because the three of them are such down to earth, geuinely kind people. so readign through the worst garbage of humanity really helps when people like them ecoe exactly what goes on in your head

[@rosepetaliauchiha]

Damien and Noah are some of my favorites

[@gabriellafreund3793]

A lot of people on Reddit think the period dad story is fake, and I hope to god it is.

[@log7395]

I would hope it too if I didn’t know people that literally behave like him with their children

[@Emily-fe6yb]

Nope. Definitely true. Reminds me of my dad (to an extreme level). He isn’t that bad about periods but I went on a trip to Disneyland with my family the other day. One day I was locked in my hotel room and victim blamed and also was bitch-slapped by him (across the face) the next day. Why? What had I done? Not much of anything. But the week got to my dad and he takes things out on me. I’m the oldest and a girl. Also almost sixteen. I stg the Reddit story is deadass.

[@Subsistence69]

I had the same thought and I reallly hope it is

[@oxhanniebeexo]

I think it’s fake and written by a cis man because it doesn’t make sense for how periods actually work, however shit like that definitely really happens to young girls so it’s no less heartbreaking

[@gabriellafreund3793]

@@oxhanniebeexo yeah a tampon can’t fall out this person knows nothing about periods

[@castiels_trenchcoat974]

As a swiftie, missing your brother in law’s funeral for the concert is actually insane. Sell the tickets and be a decent human being for f’s sake

[@ItsAPandaWorld]

Damian clawed his way out of the horrified pit of despair just long enough to say “Don’t give him sir. Don’t give him SIR.” And then dropped right back down into the pit with a thousand yard stare

[@nerdgeek8911]

And this is why Damien is my favorite Smosh member!

[@TheThinker2478]

48:06 just leaving this here for myself, i appreciate this comment so much

[@casseroledragon3277]

The guy who hid things from his wife cause he thought it was "cute" is so wild. I have ADHD and what he did would have made me have panic attacks, and the way he described her was so uncomfortable. I've had a guy describe how "cute" certain quirks of mine were and I found out after not too long that he was just infantalizing me and treating me like a possession and not a person. When I stopped doing the quirks he liked, he stopped liking me cause I was no longer the thing he'd been fetishizing.

[@irisrutten9787]

Same I also have ADHD and both my grandmothers died from dementia related causes so I'm super afraid of getting dementia myself. I would have left that guy immediately.

[@Emm3342]

That's awful and really creepy

[@ctuten5275]

Yeah, this story really bothered me. Since having my daughter and being diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, I’ve been suffering with severe brain fog. I lose and forget things so often that it has started really stressing me out. If I found out my partner did something like this I would feel so betrayed.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

I kept getting condescending vibes from him

[@internetclown904]

Im lucky to have someone who doesn't treat me like rhat with my ADHD. People weirdly find it cute :/ having it is fun only on occasion because my co workers love it. But my partner and my co workers arent stupid because they are well aware that ADHD is beyond "quirky". I can't tell you how often i struggle with gaps in my memory and being absolutely scatter-brained. For the most part, ADHD is more struggles in functioning than being a "little silly"

[@MythosBytchos]

Damian, Noah, and Shayne are a PHENOMENAL trio for this show! Damian’s visceral reactions, Shayne’s hilarious interjections, Noah’s facial expressions, it’s all absolutely perfect for this show. No matter how horrified or angry I was at some of these stories, these three never failed to voice my frustrations and then find something to laugh at somewhere. I would *gladly* take more episodes of this show with these three.

[@A_Dawg49]

I'm with you 1000000000%

[@heatherfeather7199]

Here here!!!

[@marcjohnson3553]

Same here! My favorite episode so far!

[@kae.lynangel]

i’ve always been grateful for my dad being normal and caring around my period, buying my supplies and my fav snacks (even when i was 20 he would bring them to my apartment) but hearing this period story makes me 100x more grateful for my dad. i never even thought that someone would act this way, especially to their own daughter.

[@ACartoonTurtle]

48:45 Omg, Noah getting angry and threatening idiots is so unbelievably funny. He seems so wholesome normally. It's like a priest telling you to F off

[@myamckinney7592]

I loved that. Noah is always so calm and chill in videos so that reaction was so comforting

[@treblebat]

Big Rabbi Energy, like freshly ordained skinny new rabbi

[@crisnuaji6169]

And that's why Noah respons is one thing that made me laughed so hard😂

[@kayhaven4710]

I thought nothing would top the period story, but the boss giving out the employees personal info to the stalker ties with it. Holy shit, that’s terrifying. I hope she is ok!!!!

[@Star_Bear_of_the_Galactic_Halo]

I agree. Those two were definitely the worst.

[@molly.matilda]

fr the stalker one is literally how women get killed! infuriating

[@Paynrr01]

You have no idea how much I relate to the period story. I had an accident when I was 13 at the movies when I was there with my dad and two of my siblings. My dad freaked out and took me to my moms. My stepmom had the worst reaction though. When I got to my dads she screamed at me saying that I’m only good at ruining things for everyone else. It was my birthday. I’m now 22, and I will never forget that, neither will that little girl.

[@sneakysnake4363]

You’re stepmom did that!?? I’m so sorry to hear that 😢🤬

[@adrianghandtchi1562]

Has your stepmom never had a period before? Or was she treated so poorly that she treated you poorly? Other than that, I’m sorry about these assholes.

[@hannabanana9752]

Damn… wish I could give 13-year-old you a hug.

[@UndeadSlayer5]

I swear I don’t understand why some people would blame a little kid for something that’s not their fault

[@ga6257]

Quit ruining things 💩

[@babystone42]

I was almost in tears listening to the fourth story. That poor girl... I hope that "father" rots in the worst nursing home known to man. My heart is just so broken for her. When you lose your tampon or have a spillover, it's the most embarrassing thing in the world and you feel so icky and shitty about yourself. That whole thing is just awful.

[@lulimango2708]

As a woman, nothing would scare me more than a creepy man that has been stalking me for a while showing up at my house, knowing my full name and phone number.

[@toocutenoirb.4278]

It’s illegal in most places for employers to do that, so I would sue

[@Mystibump]

As a human being (although a man), I can't think of much else that would scare me more, either. Lmao.

[@Yogurt_Fingers]

That's why we have the 2A..

[@Sun_franciszka]

I just love how Damien and Noah are getting more and more annoyed by the stories. It brings me great comfort as a woman that they're sympathizing with the 'victims' from the stories.

[@rainestar82]

as an empath, glad I wasnt in the room for the gas station story because it was already upsetting as a woman, and seeing their reactions was somehow cathartic but oh my god I can feel how angry and disgusted they are through the screen

[@trinaparadise5886]

I also yelled when Damien yelled at the gas station post. Terrifying.

[@Mangotropolis]

The abusive father story really emotionally exhausted everyone, you can feel the energy shift into hostile after that point. This is how abuse affects EVERYONE in the house, it creates atmospheres that harms everyones wellbeing. I hope that girl is doing okay and getting better support. And I agree with what you guys said, once those kids get older- I hope they help eachother get out...

[@crisnuaji6169]

And hope that her mother would also be joined with them and leaving the dad behind would be an epic

[@ambergabriele621]

Completely unrelated: I LOVE Damien and Noah’s Hair. I love that they just do their own thing and go with what they want. The vibrant colors they get are just PURRRRRRRFECT (happened to comment when the cat story was going on. ROFL) .

[@lakynsmith5744]

The poor girl who had the accident is probably gonna have trauma surrounding her period for YEARS!! And that father will probably never have a good relationship with his daughter ever again. My heart literally dropped when I heard what he did.

[@Storm_cryo]

It took me years to get over early period trauma from accidentally bleeding out in public when I first got mine. I can’t imagine what was going through this poor girls head as she got *punished* for something she can’t control. Especially, at that age when it’s still very confusing to get the hang of and get used to. John was easily one of the worst ones in this video

[@lakynsmith5744]

@@Storm_cryo yeah I drove home from school one time back when I was in high school and it wasn’t until I got home that I realized I had COMPLETELY soaked through my light blue jeans. And i mean full leakage. No idea when it happened initially but by the time I caught it, it had definitely happened at LEAST an hour before. No one ever said anything so I try to tell myself no one saw but I STILL think about that almost 5 years later and that was with no one even mentioning it. Can’t imagine what it would’ve been like if someone had PUNISHED me for it.

[@CharlieApples]

For real. When I was 14 I went on an end of the year school trip to a theme park and got my period three days early as we were on the bus about to leave the park at the end of the day. I didn’t even know until I stood up to open my window and the two boys sitting in the seat across from me immediately started _screaming_ “EWWWWW!! FUCKING GROSS!!” and laughed and pointed at me. In a split second, every boy within 6 rows of seats of me jumped out of their seats like they were on fire and ran towards the front of the bus like I was contagious or something. The girl I was sitting with went silent and changed seats with a disgusted look on her face. I had no choice but to sit there bleeding and crying for the entire 3 hour drive back to the school, and do the walk of shame to my mom’s car when we finally got there while everyone laughed and “EEWWWWWW”ed.

[@lakynsmith5744]

@@CharlieApples that’s awful!! I’m so sorry 😞

[@Storm_cryo]

@@CharlieApples that's genuinely so dehumanizing and awful to hear, I'm sorry that happened to you. I can't believe the adults didn't stop their behavior, that would've been a great teaching opportunity but instead it wasn't. I really wish to someday soon live in a world where female anatomy and health is normalized

[@taylorwong6966]

I love that Damian’s solution to that one funeral/concert dilemma was to bring the Era’s Tour to the Brother in Law’s funeral. Modern problems require modern solutions

[@jams1921]

The father punishing his daughter for her period story legit made me cry. The trauma and shame that she's going to wrestle with for years to come!! And we can tell by the story that he's not a good father in other ways because if I'm a dad, and I see my daughter crying surrounded by blood, I'm gonna be frantically trying to calm her down and make sure she's okay. But no, this dad became immediately angry. Hard red flag right there alone.

[@natd602]

He’s absolutely abusive

[@aff77141]

Straight up. I hope he had to get his dick amputated or something

[@imjustaleaf6894]

The story about the guy who would hide things from him wife because she was “so cute” when frazzled reminds me of my first boyfriend. Whenever I get period cramps, I curl up in a ball on the couch with a heating pad until I feel better. He loved it, saying I was “so cute all curled up!” I’d just look at him and say “I’m in pain.” He’d just say “Well, yeah, but you’re being cute” It was very weird.

[@kaitlynrain899]

Damien’s scream at “and he is 65” was too relatable😭😭

[@bananaboatcharlie]

GAS STATION 😂

[@wildwesley9328]

His reactions to that entire story/ this entire video restores my hope in humanity

[@floettefavors]

Gaslight guy was so unbelievably creepy. I missed the first part where he said he was talking about his wife, and genuinely thought he was talking about his toddler or something.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

She's not a pet! You can't just distract her with a laser pointer!

[@rebeccaa.3121]

Totally reminded me of the movie "gaslight". What a crazy making pos.

[@darkestlight660]

Legit, if you ASK your partner and they find this equally funny that's one thing (idk WHO finds this funny, but I know it happens). But he was actively OBSCURING that he was doing that over years. That's just gaslighting for sure

[@adrianghandtchi1562]

52:11 and 52:37 Damien’s double scream in the gas station doxxing story, he felt that on a visceral level.

[@Amozon28]

There have been some amazing face journeys and reactions during this video but these two moments srsly cracked me up😂

[@robinchesterfield42]

That whole story is SO! EFFING! GROSS!! You just caused that woman to have to MOVE! To a different state, at least! You just effing ruined her life, because YOU TOLD. A STALKER. WHERE. SHE LIVES. Did he see "the pain in his eyes" and just so easily and quickly throw her under the bus because....HE had hit on her before, and been shot down.....? AS her boss?

[@Kaja-64]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO ONE OF THESE ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH WITH DAMIEN! You guys are my comfort people and you guys helped me through a time when I didn’t think I would actually make it out and I just always love Damien’s input on mental health! Thanks!

[@paygewyman5952]

The story about Sarah hit me HARD. That's the kind of shit my dad would do and then think he did nothing wrong. Her dad is the reason that girl will have trauma for the rest of her life.

[@paygewyman5952]

You know what, also, he should have (and still should be idc if she is older and not living there or whatever) been immediately fucking reported to CPS. Fucking livid over here.

[@boerny3599]

and she‘s so young too, poor thing - I hope the mother gets her away from him!

[@freddelisa]

Same, wow i actually started crying when shayne read it. i can just remember the feeling of not wanting to tell my family the first time, like many people did when they were young. But to think that she was probably even more scared because she knew what was bound to happen with such a shit father of hers

[@amyleerathmell2786]

As a vet nurse, the whole owner not training their dog, thinking they are trained are the worst ones we see. Especially when they say “oh they are friendly”, tries to bite anyone that comes near them

[@ElleriaZer]

My dog barks at people and she isn't aggressive. This is why we are working on it. She doesn't get to go meet the human if she barks more than once. And if she barks constantly, we leave. One bark is telling me there's a person, and given that she sees better than me in the dark, I appreciate that bark. Any more than that is rude or may be seen as threatening. It's been a slow process because sometimes it's hard to get her out of sight of whatever she's barking at, but she's starting to get it.

[@Cashhhhew]

Same! We had a 160lb mastiff come in after mauling the owners own 9-y/o daughter. It boils my blooooood.

[@bloodybanshee45]

Went to meet a dog to see about watching them for 20 days. The dog nipped at me 4 times in half an hour, oh she stops that once she gets to know you better. Ummm no sorry sir I'm not qualified for this 😅

[@mckinneypassios4273]

Tbh as far as the funeral I wouldn't be offended if it was mine. Go live your life. I'm dead . And most people ik would feel the sane but I know that's not everyone and underatand sister being uoset

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

My answer is always "If he did anything I'd be suprised" but I never say never. Heck my horse who would NEVER try and hurt someone on purpose and is probably one of the easiest horses to handle I still never say she would never act up because you never know

[@andoreka424]

Damien cry out in disgust at 52:15 is the funniest freaking thing I saw today. Hahaha still giggling 😂 champ

[@bl00db4ff]

8:50 the sweet build up to 8:58 ‘i will hold their head under the water til the bubbles stop’ is absolutely hilarious

[@tammarah6354]

i love his delivery in this episode so much

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Fr Damien is my spirit animal

[@SwirlyPinwheel]

"I can show you all 10 places where they are right now" was an amazing followup too.

[@dimilton3166]

Damien’s argument about people NOT really training their dogs is FACTS!!! Thanks, Damien, for keeping it real

[@LuShanna]

Very true! It blows my mind how some people literally have no control over their pets. Basically living with a wild animal 😂

[@Junksaint]

It's not even hard at all for basic behavior, let alone "tricks"

[@thespankmyfrank]

True. I love dogs, but an untrained one is NOT fun.

[@cortneywood3446]

I’m rewatching this, and Shayne’s rephrasing the period story to say, “how are three people who don’t have period…” is so thoughtful.

[@shantel7434]

makes me smile ☺️

[@flabershlap101]

I literally came here to see if anyone else noticed, it made me so happy

[@apinchofdisappointment]

W shayne

[@DaveYognaut]

Took me a moment to see what you were saying. Yeah, Shayne's just unreal levels of thoughtful

[@laurasaurus7399]

The period story was absolutely insane. Having a period as a teenager can be traumatic enough without someone punishing you for an accident! I hope that poor girl gets the love and support she needs

[@MrMdawg221]

Can we please have Damien and Noah on these more. I loved seeing the dark side come out in response to these monsters.

[@corpsecoder_nw6746]

yea it was very funny and slightly terrifying when that happened cause bro said it so casually and without any pauses. Dark Damien (see Damien interviews more exes to get this joke) was certainly fed their fair share of angry retribution fantasy in this video.

[@Hanako_in_Agony]

@@corpsecoder_nw6746 Yeah, Arasha ;) was really funny in this video. I was glad to actually hear dark humor on this channel.

[@tyjoy3789]

Damien’s reactions make me feel so justified, the cats, the shock, his soul leaving his body during the second story. So relatable.

[@eden-oy5yv]

I love him sm 🙏

[@annajones4686]

His squeals in the employee story made me giggle so hard (when the story was so not giggle worthy!)

[@ramsfan515]

TSWift ain't hitting the stage until 8:30 at the earliest. You can go to the funeral and still be in your seat by the time she starts singing "Our Song"

[@beckgh7270]

literally her opener has at least a 45 minute set

[@stevievaughan5096]

except she doesn’t sing our song :(

[@alyssacahan4576]

she could dress in black for the funeral and it can be a reputation era fit lmao

[@DJKuroh]

Ignoring the funeral aspect, if it's general admission I can understand getting there early. If it's an arena with seats and sections, you're doing too much trying to leave hours early. But stans are stans. They are clearly not normal concert goers.

[@rose-yeah]

Why should she go to the funeral thou? She won’t gave him a life. Nothing will change.

[@zerotohero14]

I came back to this video 10 months after it was posted and hands down it is my favorite. I don't wanna give these three men a medal for being emotionally intelligent, but they at least get a shout out at the school assembly. I love this.

[@celiabowen9880]

Hearing y’all freak out over the employee getting doxxed situation was so comforting, honestly because I don’t think some people realize the repercussions that come with doxxing someone.

[@cinderstreaks4507]

I was living for Damien just screaming at each moment of horror

[@MoonTemple]

yea its so dangerous and puts people in harms way

[@demi6252]

On the ‘doxxing my employee for fun’: I work as a lifeguard. We’re all 16-18 aside from my supervisor who’s in her twenties. This guy, probably 17, comes up and asks for my coworkers number, obviously we said no and told my coworker what happened. She doesn’t know the guy and was very uncomfortable with the experience, we all were. When he came back to ask again, we said she left. He clearly didn’t believe us, there was no way any of us were going to tell him where she was. I was guarding by the window that faces the lobby. The guy was leaving and knocked on the window to get my attention. He mouthed “I know she’s there” as he pointed at me and then at the break room where the other lifeguards are. I told them and we were very worried. I turned to face the outside so I could keep an eye on him. While she was getting ready to leave, I kept seeing him pass by the window and peek in like a serial killer looking around the corner. My supervisor ended up confronting the guy, blocking him as my coworker and another guard walked out to their cars. My supervisor didn’t leave until they both left the parking lot. I don’t know what would have happened if I didn’t see him passing by the window, thinking he left

[@scalpingsnake]

It's the fact they will do this so obviously too... that's what makes me cringe when other people try to downplay what women go through when creeps like that will just openly show their creepiness.

[@sourwitch2340]

absolutely adore Shayne beginning to say "how are three guys-" and then switching it to "how are three people that don't have periods" I see it, and appreciate it, thank you verily

[@byrd1832]

Same!

[@diAngela-wm9mq]

I love how intense their reactions are. Like "the last execution by the firing squad" and "wrapping my hands around your throat". Because it's so real. I have the yhe same reactions. The intensity also makes for some funny reactions while truly take in the gravity of these situations, instead of just going "that's crazy... let's move on". Truly GOAT trio

[@blissfulmountain]

To me the worst is the dad who humiliated his daughter over her period accident. A grown ass man being that mean and demoralizing to his innocent young daughter is the worst.

[@johnplaysgames3120]

Not to mention the fact that he's drilling into his daughter's head that her body and the natural things it does are disgusting and, by extension, she's disgusting. He's not only compounding her embarrassment and self-consciousness - something I know that any young teen but especially girls at that age don't need help with - he's making her feel like being a woman is a shameful thing to be hidden away from the world. On top of it, as they mentioned, if the other kids are boys, how are they going to think about women when they go out into the world if this guy is the one teaching them about life? Dude should not have children.

[@randyRKO1995]

He was definitely a bully in school

[@cindergodofnature6807]

These three should be literal role models for men. So empathetic and reasonable. I wouldn't mind dozens of them as my friends

[@maddijasnyy]

And they’re cat dads 😂❤

[@JuanRodriguez-tf7fh]

Simps

[@elwiwi4638]

Peak masculinity tbh

[@yoyohayli]

Dozens of Damiens is literally my dream adventuring party for life

[@vinnie3731]

Seriously. I don't get why so many men think that they need to be angry and hateful all the time. It's like they think they aren't allowed to feel anything else

[@alexisreads]

I’m a Taylor Swift girl through and through. That woman’s music has shaped me as a human being and I genuinely cherish her as an artist. That being said-I would resell my tickets the instant the funeral date was set as the same day as the concert because THAT’S MY SIBLING. My mother would personally light my phone on fire with the tickets pulled up in Ticketmaster on the screen as it burned if I tried to chose a concert over comforting my grieving sibling that is actively experiencing TRAGEDY.

[@entirelybonkers8832]

Also how do they think Taylor would react if she heard they blew off their sisters husbands funeral who died in a tragic accident just for her concert like?? Taylor would probably think they were gross too

[@_katie_d]

okay but i went to one of her concerts the same day of my grandpas funeral a few hours later but only because he was the kind of guy that wouldn’t want anyone to be sad that day. he was the kind of guy to encourage everyone to go off and have fun even as he was in hospital. he was an icon truly

[@tiffanykim2773]

​@@entirelybonkers8832I imagine she wouldn't care much

[@tiffanykim2773]

​@@_katie_d😬 well to each their own I guess

[@pohia]

@@_katie_d definitely a difference there though. You didn’t SKIP your grandfather’s funeral to see a concert. And usually the death of an old and/or sick grandparent is expected, as opposed to a sudden and traumatic death of a young person in the family

[@KittyKatCat-]

3 wholesome men 🥺 Damiens reaction about if someone hurt his cats is such a mood

[@Scooter_Alice]

As someone who works with dogs, Damien is 100 percent correct about dog owners. There are soooo many dogs that come though my workplace who don't seem to have any manners whatsoever, and it's very obvious that so many of their bad habits are things they picked up as puppies and their owners never bothered to correct them. I genuinely wonder sometimes if the people who drop their dogs off should be disallowed from owning pets at all.

[@Andyyoureastar]

Definitely guilty of this. My mom got a dog and I’m trying to train him myself bc she refuses to. I’ve been frustrated to tears bc of his reactivity issues. I properly socialized our last dog but this one was not due to quarantine. Saving up for a trainer to teach me where I’m going wrong bc it’s definitely more so the humans than the dogs that need training.

[@alexnolastname9557]

People always think I can train their dog in three days and solve all of their problems forever

[@tarakennedy2512]

As someone who got their first dog that turned out to be a really difficult dog breed, I have endured so many bruises and tears and attacks on walks to train that dog. I put everything into her, but every method would stop working after a week. Some things we just couldn’t train out of her, and we had to settle for the things that we couldn’t change. She’s still reactive, but honestly I would take that over her biting and attacking us on walks. (And when I mean attack, I mean actual jump up and latch onto your arm and won’t let go.) She’s two now, and she’s a good girl and loves people, but she’s taught me that it’s okay for a dog to have flaws and they don’t need to be perfect, just at least don’t bite people or animals, and she doesn’t anymore.

[@grantkohler7612]

I used to work with a person who trained small dogs to use litter boxes, he insisted that the owners stay over the last three days of the two week training period so that he could train the owners on how to maintain their dogs behavior. I get that people don't understand how to train their animals, I had to be taught too. I think maybe a free manual should come with the purchase of the pets - even if it is a goldfish there are things new owners really should understand before taking on the responsibility for another life. - That said, I've never seen a dog walk on the kitchen counters like he owned the place, cats too often get a pass on behaviors that would not be put up with if it were a dog.

[@purplesharpie7749]

as a former boarding kennel worker, same (and 90% of them are doodles, but that's another conversation 😂)

[@bearfamous_]

Damien and Noah jumping straight to murder every time is sending me

[@objectivehypocrite2012]

My cats pretty old, 16 years. We kept her inside exclusively for most of her life but around a year ago we started letting her into the backyard every now and then for her to get some fresh air, sunlight and lay around in the grass for a while. She's never been happier and hasn't caused any of the usual problems cats do outdoors (old age makes it a lot harder to wreak havoc on the eco system). That first story pisses me off so much because if that cat is anything like mine it's literally not doing anything except existing and she sprayed it with a fucking hose.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

me

[@MethuselahWinter]

I’d have sprayed her (dog neighbor) with the hose for being a m e a n nosy b i t c h

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

I hadn't even gotten to that part and I was already "yes, you are the asshole, you clearly need to take your dog to dog training classes to get it to stop barking at cats". Or alternative solution, pay someone to put up a wooden fence your side of the chainlink so the dog can't see the cat any more (though that might not solve the issue if it can still smell the cat). It really does bother me that people constantly purchase houses without doing their due diligence first - like actually _visit_ the place first a few times. They would have seen the cat, found out it's outside regularly and been able to decide _not_ to purchase that particular house because I highly doubt her dogs reaction was something new. It's like morons that buy a house right next to an airport and then complain about aircraft noise. Or people who buy a house on a literal _flood plain_ and then complain there's water in their living room.

[@jamer2010]

I have indoor/outdoor cats that lay on my balcony. The apartment next to mine let their toddler out onto the balcony. The mom blamed me and my cats when her toddler tried to crawl over the railing to mine. No, it's your fault for treating the balcony like a playpen.

[@jodoodlyboi2963]

@@jamer2010 yeah wtf. Your kid is your responsibility. You can’t control the rest of the world but *not* your *own* kid

[@extrapotato]

That period guy doesn't deserve children. My dad left work early and had me ditch class and picked me up behind the high school mission impossible style so I wouldn't have to talk to staff and cause me any more embarrassment then took me to get ice-cream in the afternoon. He made it a funny memory instead of a traumatic one.

[@deanderthal]

A common theme is often the phrase "I would never hurt [person]!" - but when that person tells them they are hurt, they refuse to apologise and do mental gymnastics to make what they did ok/justified. So what they really mean is "I would never accept responsibility for hurting [person] and I think i'm in charge of deciding if and when their feelings are hurt."

[@luizaassis3567]

Exactly 💯

[@delaneykeller1389]

This!

[@cats1970]

yup. It just means "I don't want to be someone who hurts person so I've decided it never happened." part of growing up is deciding whether you care more about not feeling guilty or actually no longer BEING guilty.

[@cubbance]

Damien's fierce protectiveness of his cats is such a mood. I'm the same. I'm very much a chill guy, I like to just let everyone be and get on with my day. But if you hurt my cat you're going to see the dark corners of my mind, goddammit.

[@bondickle]

Same but for any animal. Someone at a party threw some crap in my fish tank, and I went INSANE. Completely verbal. But I wouldn't let everyone shrug it off because "its just a fish." No, it's a living thing and you can poison them by throwing random things into their water. Being drunk isn't an excuse to not care about animals around you.

[@markusvanniekerk1881]

Yeah but the dude is abit of a moron. keeping his cat inside all the time is not okay.

[@Svol09]

As a cat owner myself I know that cat does know what she doing and loves it.

[@pearlygirl88]

Same. There won’t be 10 pieces of a body either. Their body will never be found ever. Don’t touch my animals.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

samee