The Worst Payday 2 Players are Back!

[@stefanomk3986]

Fun fact: "gioielli di famiglia" in Italian directly translates to "family's jewels", but it's also slang for testicles

[@levi7492]

family jewels is also english slang for testicles. ignore me if thats what u meant on the second half of your sentence

[@stefanomk3986]

@@levi7492 yeah i thought so, it just made me giggle when I saw it in Italian lol

[@Aakash243]

Of course

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Thank you for letting the rest of us know the wonderful Italian pun on the wall😄

[@Onkiope]

damn. I guess that's something I can send to my friends with no context. Thanks

[@yahboicrazy]

smii7y bringing up the sandwich thing as a joke and then in turning into a genuine argument is so good, every friend group got that moment

[@mfcrumbs]

Smii7y playing Payday is like watching a toddler play minesweeper while upside down while hacking into the US Governments database

[@GohPunk]

While playing with a Rubix cube while solving a 2nd grader math problem while earting cereal

[@strangewolf1261]

I think u KIND of almost described a Mission Impossible film. Lol

[@kaitlynwagar4137]

Meow

[@shrimplordcooco5394]

Absolutely undecipherable and confusing

[@jackrobson4806]

Where’s badger WHERE IS HE

[@admiralmystic9971]

Eli: "Everybody go to loadouts and bring ECMs" Perfect opportunity to use an ECM: *Nobody uses an ECM*

[@jackfruit420]

@@textme1735 shut up

[@mako12375.]

Shut up scammer

[@noahball4671]

Yeah they kinda dumb

[@Jarl_sixty-forth]

Was anyone suprised?

[@noahball4671]

@@Jarl_sixty-forth not at all

[@CIippy]

"Why did they bring a helicopter!? It's not that serious!" as they are mowing down guards and cops

[@mattisdettweiler1116]

Yeah, well, you kinda missed the joke

[@markoKB]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 yeah, well, i think you missed the fact that he just stated it.

[@damauryaywright5796]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 i think they was just referencing the joke ,so they got the joke

[@Sans_the_skeleton_real]

r/confusing

[@ZaraDoesArtIguess]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 r/wooosh

[@Gunslinger-0907]

6:45 Love hearing the distant "Dive for cover!" from dallas right before the grenade goes off and ruins the stealth🤣

[@ViktorBoel]

I love the thought of 4 people preparing for a heist, and starts arguing over tomatoes in a sandwich

[@gagekieffer772]

for new players who wonder how that last heist (Cook Off) works and how to know what ingredient to put in: Bain will say an ingredient, then either a "confirmation" or another ingredient. If Bain says another ingredient, then put in that other ingredient. For example: Bain says "Alright, next ingredient is Muriatic Acid" ... "No wait, it's Caustic Soda!". The correct ingredient is Caustic Soda. However, if Bain doesn't mention another ingredient it's that first ingredient. If Bain says "Alright, it's Hydrochloric acid" ... "At least, I'm 93% sure." That percentage doesn't matter, it's Hydrochloric acid. TL,DR; if Bain mentions X then Y, it's Y. if Bain doesn't mention another ingredient, it's X. (X being the first ingredient he says, Y being a second ingredient he may say)

[@JohnnyQuantum-ok1ez]

I thought I was cooking burgers...

[@yumi.8484]

so glad they're streaming this there's no way they would have figured out the cook off game

[@dank1502]

They still haven't realized the full potential of the meth stonks 💀

[@Collectors-ik7em]

Truly

[@jockeyfield1954]

"JESSE! NO! IT'S MURIATIC ACID!" *entire upstairs explodes*

[@dank1502]

@@jockeyfield1954 I love taking friends that have never done the mission and making them cook just to make them figure it out the hard way 💀

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

Not sure what they're making, but it's not meth lol that takes a few days. They making that shake n' bake roach spray battery guts nonsense.

[@LostSnek]

"I have never run a stealth mission before" *five minutes later* "How do I drop it, G?" *oh no*

[@Jamie_Holiday]

I can imagine how even more incompetent they will be if they ever decided to do GTA 5 heists

[@hurppe45]

gta 5 heists are easier

[@Bl1n]

They never tried any heist one dsod i guarantee you. That shit is harder than any gta heist.

[@Jamie_Holiday]

@@hurppe45 well good, then it'll be easier for them to mess it up within 15 seconds

[@bakamytie4274]

Modded, GTA heists

[@zombieking789]

I feel like Eli would just be killing them on purpose tbh lol

[@Nott_Vermeen]

That sandwich conversation turned into a COD lobby real fast.

[@ccentric8625]

It's not a Smii7y video until the squad restarts every game and mission they play 😂😂

[@AdderTude]

And usually because of Tucker. 🤣

[@ccentric8625]

@@AdderTude when it's not tucker it's usually blarg or grizzy 😂😂

[@jingbring6000]

Smii7y and Flom’s reaction to tomatoes verified so much of my soul

[@paulftw87]

The NPC's straight up showed up and paused for a moment like "This is it? This is my eternity?" then played their role. LOL

[@AdoracaoeGloria11]

This channel is the definition of: “Worth the wait”.

[@Silent-Cat]

don't fall for it i thinks it's a fake blitz warned about it in a video i don't remember

[@Twinkey79]

As a good payday player, you guys are better than 10% of the players I find randomly on payday. Edit: Thanks for 1.7k likes 👍. This is the most I’ve ever gotten

[@cheese7781]

Same lmao

[@wellthathappened9435]

Aaaand there are the scam bots been wondering where they went

[@gwyndolinmu2526]

I mean they are communicating, most randoms dont even use mic so its hard to do stealth heists if you cant coordinate with the other players

[@Twinkey79]

@@gwyndolinmu2526 the other 90% is just me playing by myself or with my friends

[@noatiendoboludos]

So the other 90% you find are better than them?

[@kittenkommentries5796]

6:50 I find humor in this bit because it’s basically the typical dynamic of Eli and Smii7y but reversed

[@SSG_Microwave]

Imagine they tried to do the secret ending lmao Talking from experience DO NOT accept to do it ITS LIVING HELL

[@thee.d.z.123]

Dew it

[@TheHeCat]

Secret ending was easy af wdym.

[@alexpiggy]

@@TheHeCat depends on how lucky you are with your achievements. it can either be stupid easy or painfully slow

[@SSG_Microwave]

@@alexpiggy yup

[@helpmombeatsme9260]

@@alexpiggy just get all achievements easy

[@aldeambarasakti]

I was hoping when Smii7y says "what do you mean there's no more safe", Eli would respond with "there's only soup"

[@ANGELSFATALEFANATSY]

Me too 💀

[@Thescott16]

Oh this game brings back memories! Watching you guys struggle through missions me and my friends used to play as routine is the best... Edit: 0 for the first jewelry store, 3 for the first bank, 3 for the second bank, 2 for the second jewelry store, 2 for the meth lab.

[@shwilliam2522]

love how smii7y thinks we dont want to hear a sandwich argument, when we definitely do

[@omermammadli985]

This is just too good lmao. Big bumger moments for sure

[@thejuceisloose]

Payday 2 hits different now that I work security

[@UltraXan]

A guy I play with regularly has worked in security for years and he finds it hilarious lol. Talked about how shit like check ins and pagers are real, but also how the guards in game are just so butt-fuckingly stupid.

[@Rua-Bnuuy_the_Possessed]

Haven't started the video YET, but I just want to say I want more content of this game from y'all; I love seeing how y'all stumble about and doing your usual goofy ahh things, because it's hilarious for me as I've played the game for a few years so it's like, ya know, you cringe because of the noob mistakes and etc but you also find it funny because it's been a while since you've been at that point in a video game... ...regardless, keep doing what you do best SMii7Y!

[@noatiendoboludos]

"y'all"

[@hazeltree7738]

@@noatiendoboludos Yes, dialect, it exists

[@jettscales1240]

@@noatiendoboludos having trouble reading it...?

[@BestLegend134]

Perfect thing to come home to: Smii7y and the boys going in for another round of Payday 2 tom foolery.

[@MythicRanger2401]

What I find so hilarious about the random NPC at 2:50 who doesn't move is that he's actually a known character in the game's lore. He's even in the safehouse. No wonder he doesn't care, he's used to this lmao

[@IXShinobiXI]

Smi77y : *trying to do stealth heist* Me : *laughs in 400lb gorilla suit with a minigun*

[@raul-aurelianserban8295]

800lbb

[@blue-vr8dd]

certified russianbadger moment

[@lordXexe]

@@blue-vr8dd lol exactly!! "You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak!!!"- Cloaker

[@mutantpanda278]

Love how Eli is always the Sticky Bandits from Home Alone, while everyone else is on their Ocean's Eleven shit.

[@LookRightOfThisName]

10:40 “That’s a fucking…” … “OK-“ *EXPLOSION THAT ROCKS THE ENTIRETY OF THE DC METROPOLITAN AREA AND LEAVES A CRATER BIGGER THAN SOME NUKES*

[@HeDz36CF]

Smii7y playing pay day is hilarious

[@bigmonke8209]

Factz yo

[@CommanderBased]

Based

[@helexlol8155]

True bro bro

[@HeDz36CF]

@@helexlol8155 yes bro bro

[@candycue7225]

@@helexlol8155 correct bro bro

[@vansub_3104]

9:42 that coffee screaming almost got me my goodness

[@marksmanmax1158]

For a full newbie squad, I'm honestly surprised the crew managed to sneak GO Bank at all. That's definitely a bit of a bitch to pull off, so good job!

[@rockysyko6084]

1:20 It looks like a squash from Plants vs. Zombies is wing manning for Santa Claus after Santa's wife left him and took the elves with her

[@tristanvanlill4880]

'' I feel like I can't die'' he says while playing on the easiest difficulty

[@eclipse5367]

The argument at 5:00 is just so relatable. I hate tomatos and I always argue with people why I hate them and it took me back to Xbox live on Halo: Reach thanks so much

[@EldrickTobin]

“Starts with a tomato.” As tomatoes try to kill me I concur

[@pancakepotato1953]

19:25 tucker is such a simple minded person xD “OOOOO shiny”

[@Axel3l0tl]

Imagine this with puffer, grizzy, and/or Matt, Matt will 100% commit atleast 10 warcrimes

[@TheHeCat]

Too little of warcrimes

[@flynnzone70]

Matt would be the kind of guy to be super hyped to run the Meltdown Heist

[@bencassi3657]

18:11 Did you really just make a jumper reference 😭😭😭 God I love that movie

[@theripper4406]

I love how the whole heist was going smooth, then boom random explosion in the bank

[@KrymsenToxcyn]

"Do you want to flip burgers all day or end 14-50 people's lives?" has got to be the most convincing argument to make towards robbing a bank.

[@L1ghtv]

Fr

[@abysswicked9076]

Smii7y and the gang are like children learning how to read. I love watching them *try* to do something stealth, somebody makes a mistake, and the milk bag restarts it.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

3:03 Ah man, he was just chilling, bruh. Vibin and you killed him.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

And then the coffee joke, that was great.

[@fantaguyrealx]

Thank god. I was sad cause I had nothing to watch while I eat.

[@Sundance967]

14:30 holy shit that’s a really rare occurrence for the heist, sometimes a gensec truck will appear with extra loot

[@Chillafied]

“Anyone else want coffee” had me dead

[@mrmr_theoriginal]

4:23 you forgot that beautiful panera bread chicken fontega

[@NorthernLaw_]

I hope they all do the GTA 5 heists together that would be so fun to watch. They can go through the original Heists again, Doomsday heist, Casino heist, and Cayo Perico. Would be such a good series if they did that

[@Titanfall2sViper]

4:50 JUST TOAST THE SANDWICH BUN IT DOESNT GET SOGGY 😂

[@darkangelgeneral]

watching these guys try to stealth payday is like slowly dragging a rusty fork across your skin forcefully

[@amytattersfield2017]

Captain America And A Sandwich Argument This Episode Has Everything!

[@crispychicken284]

Another way to turn a good way into gooder day

[@CutsfireYT]

“Big momma” bro I’m dying like always when I watch these vids keep it up guys!

[@textme1735]

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[@bensharpe64]

That minigun rip at the end was insane

[@bananaanimations2003]

this was absolutely my favorite video of yours, I'm so glad y'all found a game that's fun and hilarious at the same time. Keep it up!

[@olsam1082]

I would love to watch you guys play one of the harder heists

[@guessingguy7865]

4:16 the sandwich bit feels straight out of Family Guy

[@textme1735]

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[@lapachi_428]

This stream was hella fun😂😂😂

[@JJ81XD]

I love how at some points you can hear dallas' voice lines for throwing a nade then tucker says he messed up or something🤣

[@Kisseyhersh123]

out of all of the gadgets for stealth trip mines are actually some of the best because with upgrades they can turn into spotting lasers so anybody who steps in them gets revealed to the crew

[@wewoys]

"Wow! There's alota coffee out here!" Why can't I stop rewatching this

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Any of these dude uploading and my day is just made❤️ thank you smii7y and the boys for all the awesome humor and random bullshit you all do. I'm speaking for myself on this part, but I'll assume others feel the same. Your guy's content helps a lot with my depression and anxiety. So again thank you guys❤️

[@textme1735]

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[@boltfantasticated9705]

It is always fun watching new people play Payday. This game is amazing. Also seeing you fail so much is really funny.

[@GamerKru1996]

It's always a great day when SMii7y uploads!

[@aprendeavivir1]

So glad to see one of my favorite youtubers playing a game by another one of my favorite youtubers

[@DMazz441]

I really wanna see you guys actually attempt the Big Oil job lol

[@BULLFROGHOP]

1:06 man really turned into the squash from PvZ

[@secondpilot7515]

I actually wanna see them attempt at least the overkill difficulty

[@BR1SK33]

Smii7y: “I feel invincible” literally every other payday 2 player: “BRO WTF THIS 225?!”

[@internetguy3971]

Russian badger needs to have a battle for the title

[@DarkShadowRonin]

Smi77y: Every bad sandwich starts with a tomato. Me: SO TRUE. Makes it all squishy and slimey

[@joshuagroom9463]

The dude that yeets a grenade at the most inopportune time is a legend. And he is habitually doing it XD

[@TazTheKitsune]

10:41 he triggered me when he did that. They managed a perfect silent mission. And that guy couldn't resist the temptation to throw a flash bang? I would of left the game right there.

[@_Higgs]

I can’t wait to say “Enjoy your Gerber sandwich, you f’ing baby” to someone eating a sandwich with a tomato.

[@Dragonfyre-gs4zm]

I swear when smii7y, Eli, and flom say bad sandwiches have tomatoes, I screamed "YES!!" and my family freaked out.

[@ASuddenRose]

I just realized that in the 2 payday 2 videos they never see a cloaker due to the difficulty they play on, but Smii7y mentions cloakers in the opening of the Payday 3 beta video and implies that he has dealt with them in Payday 2 which means he played more Payday outsude of these videos and that warms my heart

[@sheriffzard5149]

i'll never get tired of smii7y playing payday 2, me and a friend just recently got back into it and we're having a blast. Smii7y, y'all ever need a semi pro who is good at the game but not THAT good but competent enough to know the game but still kinda bad enough to cause mayhem and also want the BIIIIG paydays, i'm talkin $17,000,000 payouts, uhhhhhhhh......good luck

[@Kumquat_Lord]

17:30 relatable. Every goddamn time on this heist

[@jessesimpson213]

Reasons sandwiches are S tier food: 1. There easy to make, 2. Take minimal time to prepare and to clean up, 3. Inexpensive, 4. There just good, 5. There is endless possibilities you can mix and match might taste bad but it ain’t stopping you

[@textme1735]

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[@RobbyBoi_7]

Six minutes and forty-five seconds in and we hear this lmao. 6:45 Keep being hilarious my friend. :)

[@The_Post-It-Note]

4:49 tomatoes in sandwiches is bad, yeah I get that but a single tomato slice in a burger is godly. Wait, is a burger classed as a sandwich… surely not. What about a bagel, is that a sandwich?

[@LilWastedWazard]

man its so nostalgic watching people learn this game, hope you make more vids

[@SPS_Sheep]

2:47 he looks like a chill guy who dgf

[@modestmouse1987]

I love smi7y vids he has made my day so much times

[@dallantobler6144]

Good tomatoes vs bad tomatoes make a 10000% difference, like you can’t even compare. Might as well be a different food.

[@Faldoma]

that deaf guard had me out of commision for a solid minute

[@xdlochie3898]

please keep doing payday 2 content its so good

[@SpecOps1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 “are you fucking kidding?!” “ANOTHER ONE?!??”

[@ungabunga115]

"Every bad sandwich starts with a tomato." Probably the worst take of humankind.

[@textme1735]

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[@DanJackielz]

These are the funniest PAYDAY videos I've ever seen, hope you guys will do more

[@waterandomelets6540]

First time I see a PAYDAY gameplay where everyone is having fun and making jokes all around I like this a lot

[@dio-chu]

2:29 I’m with Tucker on this. The 1st 3 min & Eli already needs to chill! 😅

[@isaacfrand3824]

In the words of the Russian Badger: “not only are you cooking meth during a police assault, you are learning how to cook meth.”

[@johna.5293]

Honestly, your sandwich thoughts are facts. Never had a good sammy with a tomato on it

[@TehHolySpudBoi]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABYYYYYY

[@BlueWolfy]

omg yesss! been waiting for this

[@XENO051]

Nobody: ... Stealth Hiesters: How many hiesters does it take to open a vault? FOUR!AHAHHAHAH

[@not4reasons847]

I was so waiting for someone to say "Name 6 things wrong with the American Tax system?" "I don't know, I don't pay taxes"

[@wilfredomartinez1509]

Ex-squeeze-me !!! That’s not how you say Cubano, it’s said like coobanou lol still love ya Smitty 😂