The Worst Payday 2 Players are Back!

Payday 2 somehow gets weirder and weirder the more we play it
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[@mfisonoe]

Smii7y playing Payday is like watching a toddler play minesweeper while upside down while hacking into the US Governments database

[@meikrfromjupiter6722]

While playing with a Rubix cube while solving a 2nd grader math problem while earting cereal

[@strangewolf1261]

I think u KIND of almost described a Mission Impossible film. Lol

[@kaitlynwagar4137]

Meow

[@shrimplordcooco5394]

Absolutely undecipherable and confusing

[@jackrobson4806]

Where’s badger WHERE IS HE

[@stefanomk3986]

Fun fact: "gioielli di famiglia" in Italian directly translates to "family's jewels", but it's also slang for testicles

[@levi7492]

family jewels is also english slang for testicles. ignore me if thats what u meant on the second half of your sentence

[@stefanomk3986]

@@levi7492 yeah i thought so, it just made me giggle when I saw it in Italian lol

[@Aakash243]

Of course

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Thank you for letting the rest of us know the wonderful Italian pun on the wall😄

[@Onkiope]

damn. I guess that's something I can send to my friends with no context. Thanks

[@YBCRAZY]

smii7y bringing up the sandwich thing as a joke and then in turning into a genuine argument is so good, every friend group got that moment

[@admiralmystic9971]

Eli: "Everybody go to loadouts and bring ECMs" Perfect opportunity to use an ECM: *Nobody uses an ECM*

[@jackfruit420]

@@textme1735 shut up

[@mako12375.]

Shut up scammer

[@CIippy]

"Why did they bring a helicopter!? It's not that serious!" as they are mowing down guards and cops

[@mattisdettweiler1116]

Yeah, well, you kinda missed the joke

[@markoKB]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 yeah, well, i think you missed the fact that he just stated it.

[@damauryaywright5796]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 i think they was just referencing the joke ,so they got the joke

[@Sans_the_skeleton_real]

r/confusing

[@Zara_Zara_Zara]

@@mattisdettweiler1116 r/wooosh

[@yumi.8484]

so glad they're streaming this there's no way they would have figured out the cook off game

[@dank1502]

They still haven't realized the full potential of the meth stonks 💀

[@Collectors-ik7em]

Truly

[@jockeyfield1954]

"JESSE! NO! IT'S MURIATIC ACID!" *entire upstairs explodes*

[@dank1502]

@@jockeyfield1954 I love taking friends that have never done the mission and making them cook just to make them figure it out the hard way 💀

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

Not sure what they're making, but it's not meth lol that takes a few days. They making that shake n' bake roach spray battery guts nonsense.

[@ViktorBoel]

I love the thought of 4 people preparing for a heist, and starts arguing over tomatoes in a sandwich

[@Gunslinger-0907]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="405">6:45</a> Love hearing the distant "Dive for cover!" from dallas right before the grenade goes off and ruins the stealth🤣

[@Jamie_Holiday]

I can imagine how even more incompetent they will be if they ever decided to do GTA 5 heists

[@hurppe6308]

gta 5 heists are easier

[@Bl1n]

They never tried any heist one dsod i guarantee you. That shit is harder than any gta heist.

[@Jamie_Holiday]

@@hurppe6308 well good, then it'll be easier for them to mess it up within 15 seconds

[@bakamytie4274]

Modded, GTA heists

[@zombieking789]

I feel like Eli would just be killing them on purpose tbh lol

[@Twinkey79]

As a good payday player, you guys are better than 10% of the players I find randomly on payday. Edit: Thanks for 1.7k likes 👍. This is the most I’ve ever gotten

[@cheese7781]

Same lmao

[@wellthathappened9435]

Aaaand there are the scam bots been wondering where they went

[@gwyndolinmu2526]

I mean they are communicating, most randoms dont even use mic so its hard to do stealth heists if you cant coordinate with the other players

[@Twinkey79]

@@gwyndolinmu2526 the other 90% is just me playing by myself or with my friends

[@noatiendoboludos]

So the other 90% you find are better than them?

[@jingbring6000]

Smii7y and Flom’s reaction to tomatoes verified so much of my soul

[@Nott_Vermeen]

That sandwich conversation turned into a COD lobby real fast.

[@ccentric8625]

It's not a Smii7y video until the squad restarts every game and mission they play 😂😂

[@AdderTude]

And usually because of Tucker. 🤣

[@ccentric8625]

@@AdderTude when it's not tucker it's usually blarg or grizzy 😂😂

[@LostSnek]

"I have never run a stealth mission before" *five minutes later* "How do I drop it, G?" *oh no*

[@Shortsonic37]

This channel is the definition of: “Worth the wait”.

[@Silent-Cat]

don't fall for it i thinks it's a fake blitz warned about it in a video i don't remember

[@thejuceisloose]

Payday 2 hits different now that I work security

[@UltraXan]

A guy I play with regularly has worked in security for years and he finds it hilarious lol. Talked about how shit like check ins and pagers are real, but also how the guards in game are just so butt-fuckingly stupid.

[@paulftw87]

The NPC's straight up showed up and paused for a moment like "This is it? This is my eternity?" then played their role. LOL

[@SSG_Microwave]

Imagine they tried to do the secret ending lmao Talking from experience DO NOT accept to do it ITS LIVING HELL

[@thee.d.z.123]

Dew it

[@hecat2539]

Secret ending was easy af wdym.

[@alexpiggy]

@@hecat2539 depends on how lucky you are with your achievements. it can either be stupid easy or painfully slow

[@SSG_Microwave]

@@alexpiggy yup

[@helpmombeatsme9260]

@@alexpiggy just get all achievements easy

[@gagekieffer772]

for new players who wonder how that last heist (Cook Off) works and how to know what ingredient to put in: Bain will say an ingredient, then either a "confirmation" or another ingredient. If Bain says another ingredient, then put in that other ingredient. For example: Bain says "Alright, next ingredient is Muriatic Acid" ... "No wait, it's Caustic Soda!". The correct ingredient is Caustic Soda. However, if Bain doesn't mention another ingredient it's that first ingredient. If Bain says "Alright, it's Hydrochloric acid" ... "At least, I'm 93% sure." That percentage doesn't matter, it's Hydrochloric acid. TL,DR; if Bain mentions X then Y, it's Y. if Bain doesn't mention another ingredient, it's X. (X being the first ingredient he says, Y being a second ingredient he may say)

[@JohnnyQuantum-ok1ez]

I thought I was cooking burgers...

[@aldeambarasakti]

I was hoping when Smii7y says "what do you mean there's no more safe", Eli would respond with "there's only soup"

[@TuyaTheKitsune]

Me too 💀

[@kittenkommentries5796]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="410">6:50</a> I find humor in this bit because it’s basically the typical dynamic of Eli and Smii7y but reversed

[@shwilliam2522]

love how smii7y thinks we dont want to hear a sandwich argument, when we definitely do

[@Thescott16]

Oh this game brings back memories! Watching you guys struggle through missions me and my friends used to play as routine is the best... Edit: 0 for the first jewelry store, 3 for the first bank, 3 for the second bank, 2 for the second jewelry store, 2 for the meth lab.

[@Kirby64Guy]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="286">4:46</a> Sounds like Tom, from Tom and Jerry, Screaming in pain!

[@omermammadli985]

This is just too good lmao. Big bumger moments for sure

[@BestLegend134]

Perfect thing to come home to: Smii7y and the boys going in for another round of Payday 2 tom foolery.

[@mutantpanda278]

Love how Eli is always the Sticky Bandits from Home Alone, while everyone else is on their Ocean's Eleven shit.

[@IXShinobiXI]

Smi77y : *trying to do stealth heist* Me : *laughs in 400lb gorilla suit with a minigun*

[@raul-aurelianserban8295]

800lbb

[@blue-vr8dd]

certified russianbadger moment

[@lordXexe]

@@blue-vr8dd lol exactly!! "You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak!!!"- Cloaker

[@HeDz36CF]

Smii7y playing pay day is hilarious

[@bigmonke8209]

Factz yo

[@CommanderBased]

Based

[@helexlol8155]

True bro bro

[@HeDz36CF]

@@helexlol8155 yes bro bro

[@candycue7225]

@@helexlol8155 correct bro bro

[@RyanCoomer]

I am a local lawn care specialists in the suburbs of Chicago. At customers homes if there is not bathroom I have to hide in the corner of there fence to go to bathroom sometime it number 2 but I cover myself with a garbage bag so no one can see me. I have tried to jiggle customers door handles for maybe I can use there bathroom but they always lock there doors SMH

[@iforgor860]

You should leave your shit in the corner

[@TheEveryone12]

Huh

[@Kitten202021]

Believe it or not, kiddo, people actually do need to work more than just one job sometimes. Janitor at the school IS the main job, but then there’s the dollar tree at night, then the lawn job on the weekend I’d imagine; I can easily see him working multiple jobs,in today’s economy it’s kind of needed. Shoot, I remember a few years ago I worked at a local pizza joint, a candle store and a cigar shop - the candle shop and cigar shop was done during my hour long lunch break from the little pizza joint so as to give the shop owners a break (sometimes even for an hour or two after my pizza joint shift), then sometimes on my days off I’d split my days working for both shop owners again. It happens sadly...

[@_twisty_]

😦

[@jackryan4313]

@@Kitten202021 no one works 4 jobs and does all that weird shit at them on top of it. Especially at a school. But boy do I have a bridge to sell you

[@tristanvanlill4880]

'' I feel like I can't die'' he says while playing on the easiest difficulty

[@bananaanimations2003]

this was absolutely my favorite video of yours, I'm so glad y'all found a game that's fun and hilarious at the same time. Keep it up!

[@Molten_Anarchist]

Haven't started the video YET, but I just want to say I want more content of this game from y'all; I love seeing how y'all stumble about and doing your usual goofy ahh things, because it's hilarious for me as I've played the game for a few years so it's like, ya know, you cringe because of the noob mistakes and etc but you also find it funny because it's been a while since you've been at that point in a video game... ...regardless, keep doing what you do best SMii7Y!

[@noatiendoboludos]

"y'all"

[@hazeltree7738]

@@noatiendoboludos Yes, dialect, it exists

[@jettscales1240]

@@noatiendoboludos having trouble reading it...?

[@Axel-yh8tj]

Imagine this with puffer, grizzy, and/or Matt, Matt will 100% commit atleast 10 warcrimes

[@hecat2539]

Too little of warcrimes

[@flynnzone70]

Matt would be the kind of guy to be super hyped to run the Meltdown Heist

[@EldrickTobin]

“Starts with a tomato.” As tomatoes try to kill me I concur

[@LilWastedWazard]

man its so nostalgic watching people learn this game, hope you make more vids

[@OldFChannel]

Thank god. I was sad cause I had nothing to watch while I eat.

[@MythicRanger2401]

What I find so hilarious about the random NPC at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="170">2:50</a> who doesn't move is that he's actually a known character in the game's lore. He's even in the safehouse. No wonder he doesn't care, he's used to this lmao

[@boltfantasticated9705]

It is always fun watching new people play Payday. This game is amazing. Also seeing you fail so much is really funny.

[@waterandomelets6540]

First time I see a PAYDAY gameplay where everyone is having fun and making jokes all around I like this a lot

[@olsam1082]

I would love to watch you guys play one of the harder heists

[@darkangelgeneral]

watching these guys try to stealth payday is like slowly dragging a rusty fork across your skin forcefully

[@aprendeavivir1]

So glad to see one of my favorite youtubers playing a game by another one of my favorite youtubers

[@wewoys]

"Wow! There's alota coffee out here!" Why can't I stop rewatching this

[@abysswicked9076]

Smii7y and the gang are like children learning how to read. I love watching them *try* to do something stealth, somebody makes a mistake, and the milk bag restarts it.

[@marksmanmax1158]

For a full newbie squad, I'm honestly surprised the crew managed to sneak GO Bank at all. That's definitely a bit of a bitch to pull off, so good job!

[@modestmouse1987]

I love smi7y vids he has made my day so much times

[@theripper4406]

I love how the whole heist was going smooth, then boom random explosion in the bank

[@lapachi_428]

This stream was hella fun😂😂😂

[@DMazz441]

I really wanna see you guys actually attempt the Big Oil job lol

[@Frank-do1bg]

These are the funniest PAYDAY videos I've ever seen, hope you guys will do more

[@BlueWolfy]

omg yesss! been waiting for this

[@Chillafied]

“Anyone else want coffee” had me dead

[@crispychicken284]

Another way to turn a good way into gooder day

[@nukegold4565]

Love this! More Payday 2 content would be awesome!

[@RealSMSi]

smii7y's content make me so happy, i have depression and i mostly get happy when others get so these boys screaming and telling jokes makes me lol

[@DisturbedGeneration]

Any of these dude uploading and my day is just made❤️ thank you smii7y and the boys for all the awesome humor and random bullshit you all do. I'm speaking for myself on this part, but I'll assume others feel the same. Your guy's content helps a lot with my depression and anxiety. So again thank you guys❤️

[@textme1735]

CONGRATS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE ⬆️⬆️ ⬆️🥉🥉🎁 💯🎁🎁 🥳

[@bensharpe64]

That minigun rip at the end was insane

[@simonnn8525]

I NEED MORE OF THIS

[@maherobeidi3699]

i love your payday 2 videos( there's only 2) but they are funny af please keep doing them😂❤️

[@Kisseyhersh123]

out of all of the gadgets for stealth trip mines are actually some of the best because with upgrades they can turn into spotting lasers so anybody who steps in them gets revealed to the crew

[@GamerKru1996]

It's always a great day when SMii7y uploads!

[@memecartoon4543]

I love watching your KZbin channel! It's always fun to watch.

[@MissAccountantXYZ]

If smii7y ever plays this again, he needs to do the nuclear warhead mission

[@secondpilot7515]

I actually wanna see them attempt at least the overkill difficulty

[@NorthernLaw_]

I hope they all do the GTA 5 heists together that would be so fun to watch. They can go through the original Heists again, Doomsday heist, Casino heist, and Cayo Perico. Would be such a good series if they did that

[@CutsfireYT]

“Big momma” bro I’m dying like always when I watch these vids keep it up guys!

[@textme1735]

CONGRATS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE ⬆️⬆️ ⬆️🥉🥉🎁 💯🎁🎁 🥳

[@Alteronx]

Oh I've been wanting more of this one

[@Notorious2983]

I am so in agreement with you and flom saying that every bad sandwich begins with a tomato

[@fiyahquacker2835]

Everything bad begins with tomato.

[@dfdedsdcd]

If you guys play this again, you should play with MarioInATopHat or something, someone that has as many (if not more) hours in Payday 2 that you guys have in CS, and see what the game can let you do if you know how to place skills.

[@3choess]

Just started payday 2 like a month ago and im glad to see you back, because now i remember there is worse people at this game

[@flowdaflava6574]

Sad that I never came across your channel until now. That video was awesome man!

[@BwAp0]

First

[@Shurikinney]

please play more payday! this is such fun content to watch

[@vansub_3104]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="582">9:42</a> that coffee screaming almost got me my goodness

[@tomgates2896]

fascinating how just today I did a casual bank heist with a friend in 7 min with all loot and now I can see how it usually goes for new players. I love those Payday 2 videos x)

[@TehHolySpudBoi]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABYYYYYY

[@badwolf120]

I already know this going to be a great video

[@riasgremory5943]

cant wait to see you guys play Payday 3

[@JacobHendrickson-bd8xj]

"Do you want to flip burgers all day or end 14-50 people's lives?" has got to be the most convincing argument to make towards robbing a bank.

[@S0ulful_]

Fr

[@RealTrueBeast]

I love the extra long videos

[@johna.5293]

Honestly, your sandwich thoughts are facts. Never had a good sammy with a tomato on it

[@sheriffzard5149]

i'll never get tired of smii7y playing payday 2, me and a friend just recently got back into it and we're having a blast. Smii7y, y'all ever need a semi pro who is good at the game but not THAT good but competent enough to know the game but still kinda bad enough to cause mayhem and also want the BIIIIG paydays, i'm talkin $17,000,000 payouts, uhhhhhhhh......good luck

[@sirbonple]

play more payday omg this is amazing lmfao

[@Daniel-ym4to]

this is truly one of the payday videos of the year

[@pancakepotato1953]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1165">19:25</a> tucker is such a simple minded person xD “OOOOO shiny”

[@alexmedina4718]

Smitty need to play this more it hilarious

[@textme1735]

CONGRATS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE ⬆️⬆️ ⬆️🥉🥉🎁 💯🎁🎁 🥳🥳

[@lukeanadian5187]

The arguing over meth cooking brings back the memories of that heist with my friends

[@bencassi3657]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1091">18:11</a> Did you really just make a jumper reference 😭😭😭 God I love that movie

[@mrmr_theoriginal]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="263">4:23</a> you forgot that beautiful panera bread chicken fontega

[@Jscott000]

ppl like u are keeping this game together

[@garrettzirzow9035]

I love that your playing with soup! He is one of my favorite KZbinrs!!!!!

[@ember_falls]

I wish the full sandwich argument was here I enjoy people talking about food lmao

[@punnyperson4663]

Awesome time for smii7y to cause a resurgence of new and returning payday 2 players lol

[@textme1735]

CONGRATS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE ⬆️⬆️ ⬆️🥉🥉🎁 💯🎁🎁 💯🎁

[@xdlochie3898]

please keep doing payday 2 content its so good

[@frejgammelgard5519]

God I love these videos

[@Chitos25]

PLEASE!!!!!!! do some more payday, I’ve never had such a good laugh watching these videos

[@oskarhansson879]

smii7y finally snapping out off the pure stupidity eli just cracks me up

[@venuscartoon]

The character model is so beautiful. Especially the costumes, I really like the characters wearing clothes.

[@thetabo8648]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="66">1:06</a> Gahd daym he turned himself into the Plants vs Zombies Squash