Ready or Not is Hauntingly Hilarious

[@bigslorbsofkyrgyzstan5541]

2:40 this has to be one of my favorite maps because when watching youtubers play it they're always having a good time at first and then they explore more of the map and realize "wait this is actually really messed up"

[@hardie231]

Someone had to make that map and design/draw the stuff in it. Too far in my opinion.

[@ukownphantomGrin]

@@hardie231 Is real life too far?

[@hardie231]

@@ukownphantomGrin ITs a videogame lmfao. Its not real life, nor is it supposed to be.

[@ukownphantomGrin]

@@hardie231 exactly so why too far?

[@Tap2Shoot]

I haven't played much of that map whats the bad part?

[@MrKrimson]

its crazy how seeing the stream overlay makes me extra excited - we get the edited hyper funny first, then in a few months we get the behind the scenes chill stuff which we ALSO love cause it doesnt have to be funny to be entertaining :)

[@TheTommyTrials]

11:41 scared me more than it should have 😂 Very clever sneaky edit!

[@Spidey11212]

Bro I thought I was the only one that got scared

[@bo87_wow]

FR 💀 I almost pissed my pants

[@nugnugz_3842]

OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT SCARED BY THAT 😂

[@InsanePigeon]

The fight or flight triggered for a second there

[@GunnarGoodell]

Got so scared I forgot they weren’t playing backrooms and they have guns

[@Bonk2027]

I have been waiting for him to play this again. Absolute blast just watching them try to be tactical

[@MaWka_Ch.]

*try*

[@CashOut670]

*try*

[@sergiodominguez3937]

*try*

[@gulkodanila]

There’s a couple of full streams on his + channel Around of 5 more hours of this game

[@albedokreideprinz1012]

try

[@corcotepu1]

The Ulvade PD callout hit me like a truck damn lmao

[@alyssamcfarland4747]

What's fucked us that I was thinking of it the same time he said it (I'm from texas) and was like :0 didn't realize that Ulvade was known outside of texas.

[@AbrIckWaII]

@@alyssamcfarland4747 everyone knows ulvade. It's used as a prime example of what NOT to do when there's an active shooter.

[@plaguedronin9129]

As a Texan from Uvalde I approve

[@alyssamcfarland4747]

@A brick wall That makes complete sense, I just meant that Texas has a tendency to be self involved so alot of stuff on our news is focused on Texas and like 5% other states

[@avionrico6941]

@@AbrIckWaII Yeah, that was bad. I'm really glad the Police Chief (Who was the one that stopped the officers from entering for like 2 hours) stepped down

[@elitely6748]

I think it's almost guaranteed for one of the fellas to commit a war crime in a Ready Or Not video.

[@tactical_rooster]

I think I commited it too

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

It's not a war crime on home soil

[@chainsawpanda2]

some say it could be called a felony XD

[@_Dz9_]

It's not a war crime if you're not at war

[@albadude1922]

I like war crimes

[@potatoman9872]

7:40 me at a sleepover when my friend forgets to give me a blanket

[@bread3448]

every time

[@NamelessGamer29]

11:11 Planting bombs in hospitals and disguising as doctors. This is straight up the final act of The Dark Knight

[@shailajacibs5034]

I love the Ready or Not series😂,i always expect Matt to kill a citizen instantly

[@davingraham1462]

Matts not in this video

[@anthonyayers6506]

@@davingraham1462 i think they said that before the video started

[@davingraham1462]

@@anthonyayers6506 I know that. He didn't

[@eol251]

@@davingraham1462 She said before the video started

[@Team_Svitko]

or for someone to get pepper sprayed

[@FinalQueue007]

If i remember correctly this map has a dark lore, also the fact the note at 6:44 says that and then when you go down the stairs its a feet pic competition is just creepy to all hell 😂

[@unknownautistico2658]

Yes it has a child trafficking basement

[@ButtersqauchE]

Nah, it’s just a tad worse than a feet pic competition. Has to do with young kids

[@Kibbinz]

A feet pic competition in the children's entrance.

[@Auriacularia]

@@ButtersqauchEjesus christ

[@clichewatermelon3279]

Pretty sure you’re hunting pedos. And the armed dudes are the pedos private security

[@Ronin-en6hm]

The music in the nightclub mission is an absolute banger, would love to see more ready or not

[@MNDO]

We love smitty when he uploads

[@josecastaneda8775]

Strictly when he uploads

[@f4jnt]

but ONLY when he uploads, we hate him when he doesn't.

[@drearysol]

specifically when he uploads

[@Single-Till-i-die]

Right. I fucking hate him when he doesn't upload.

[@angelaplays]

Only when he uploads

[@pauljackson171]

16:24 actually mid typical (US wise), having worked in sortation before, was at a location ~6x as big. Walking end to end one go was ~15 minutes.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

18:00 “What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?”

[@ttantrum7948]

1:45 I'm so glad that smiii7y immediately thought "no full auto in buildings!" also lol

[@PhoebusA]

9:00 I think they’d be better classified as *“Spirit Free-ers”*

[@Anonymous-73]

Free birds

[@_zealos_8213]

Smii7y: "Oh my god! They put an Active Shooter mission in this game!?!" Also Smii7y and crew: *_"STOP RESISTING!!!"_*

[@sarandipity6894]

Smii7y be like : " there's a lot of cock paraphernalia on this map" also Smii7y: @3:45 *just stares nonchalantly at a photograph of a person in suspended bondage*

[@jacksmiley3959]

9:35 I knew it was coming, but I still spit out my cereal

[@jessthomas3910]

10:00 "As if this day wasn't traumatizing enough for you." REMEMBER MIDDLE SCHOOL NERD? IT'S SWIRLY TIME!!!

[@pesoen]

21:00 i love how it says pull, smii7y kicks it, and it opens the wrong way.. game of the year material right there.

[@deeznustincorporated332]

You kick it multiple times, his teammate opened it first.

[@escobariomario4913]

13:59 - “Ruh roh Remmy nooo” 😂

[@centri_3]

this makes my decomposing body happy, I love watching smitty

[@kindcat1963]

be ready for the meat harvest

[@dzaesonp8599]

Rot

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

@@kindcat1963 you aren’t ready

[@kindcat1963]

@@anonymousnlonely3315 *tears off skin cutely*

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

@@kindcat1963 *what*

[@SupBros2]

15:30 I definitely thought Smiity was talking about the hostages

[@leohernandez8913]

3:22 they violated his entire existence

[@charlessaint7926]

Criminals, "Stay back! We have hostages, and we'll kill them if you don't meet our demands! We want a chopper..." Police chief, "We only negotiate in one way, lay down your arms and surrender, now! You have one minute! If you don't, we send in The Milk Bag and the Goons!" Criminals, "Please, no!" Hostages, "Please, no!"

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

**gets sent in anyway**

[@charlessaint7926]

@@anonymousnlonely3315 Blarg, "This is what I call a *target rich environment!* "

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

@@charlessaint7926 **gunshots**

[@takkarsasori8961]

@@charlessaint7926 idunno why i pictured soup full on tackling the criminals. mcnasty just cussing slurs doo playing a guitar rift and blarg just being blarg.

[@charlessaint7926]

@@takkarsasori8961 In other words "standard protocol for Goons".

[@AlgorithmicPolicyIndex]

I remember playing the cabin map the moment they released it in the early access branch. Then I died of laughter when I watched him roll on the ground, because someone modeled their donger

[@bararaza]

11:41 ayo, a smiler in the corner! love the editing with such details!

[@zeroxfire75]

I like how the catchphrase for the chips labled dick's was "you've tasted" having their chips as "you've tasted dick's"

[@anonymousnlonely3315]

*I’ve tasted them alright-*

[@zeroxfire75]

@@anonymousnlonely3315 lmao

[@fleepz3866]

6:44 was so much funnier to me then it should have, just seeing him start to go to the stairs instead of the door lol

[@Silent-Cat]

give away is fake

[@fleepz3866]

@@Silent-Cat I know lol

[@Silent-Cat]

@@fleepz3866 i used to be: cats are da best

[@BiggKaiser]

The uvalde call out is insane! Great video smi77y

[@jrider9168]

19:03 "I don't have a mustard stain, I have a ketchup stain" I wish that was the quote

[@rottenpotatoexe]

at this point smii7y is just an american version of sovietwomble

[@_Apollo97_]

Canadian👍

[@rottenpotatoexe]

@@_Apollo97_ my bad on dat..

[@_Apollo97_]

@@rottenpotatoexe you're all good I'm just messing👌

[@TheDonsLTD]

@@_Apollo97_na is american

[@zandersmith9291]

he is canadian thedons_-gn9qw

[@wazzupcutty6984]

Doing the nightclub map on stream is bold

[@NBA_Pablo]

The hospital map is even bolder

[@josephbansemer2884]

The birthday party is the boldest

[@Scooter227]

the daycare map is the dark souls boss of bold

[@SpecOps1]

I’ve waited so long… ready or not is how I discovered Smii7y. And I’m super happy to see it back

[@EricEgot]

7:38 "when you forget to give the homies a blanket"

[@chaosmiles07]

18:12 What a great clip to take out of context...

[@SkullSkelleton]

😂 fr tho

[@doviddeitsch8041]

The station wagon at 17:37 had me like “a platypus station wagon? PERRY THE PLATYPUS STATION WAGON!?””

[@andrewdonaldson3281]

I've been waiting for them to continue this series, I'm glad they did. It's always fun to watch

[@hunterasbury6529]

9:05 call him a spirit freer

[@GolenCheeseIt]

Dr. Strange: *removes bullet from someone's brain* Card: *declines* Dr. Strange: 11:00

[@marvel8127]

Know it’s going to be a good day when smii7y uploads

[@3rbl459]

9:34 😂not the uval police 😂

[@sparkbreaker4468]

2:28 "make sure it's closed casket" 😂😂 that had me dying laughing.

[@zero1324r]

12:46 The execution.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LtThisty]

4:30 SMii7y: Sector is clear His Friends: NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR

[@hamguy9401]

3:21 i love how he says "GET ON THE GROUND" and keeps shooting like 5 seconds after hes clearly dead

[@timelessdestinydaassassin5175]

As a Texan from Uvalde, I approve of the joke made on 9:30

[@Goofy_KING-b3x]

“FLASH OUT” “he’s died” “wait you threw a fla..” got me dying 7:18

[@Shinransa]

SMii7Y: How did that kill you?! Also SMii7Y a few seconds before that: *shoots him in the leg/knee which is the fastest way to bleed out if it hits the femoral artery*

[@FierceDeity35]

"Shoot him in the leg" *suspect died in one shot*

[@eliasspn]

I've never even watched youtube on a regular basis until I started watching smitty god damn he good.

[@scorpionyt4598]

8:54 in the last mission he was like 2 doors away from something TRUELY fucked

[@scorpionyt4598]

@Textthenumberabover....... ur cringe

[@GasterGames]

Anytime I’m feeling down😢 I just watch Smii7y ready or not…thank you so much for your hard work! Keep going your doing amazing!🤩 No matter what I’ll always enjoy ur vids

[@djtabor]

21:17 average convenience store in America

[@MathiasGreenwalde]

7:39 Whenever you sleep over at a friends house and they dont give you a blanket.

[@geryancat6880]

one of the best starts of my day man thanks XDDD

[@ThaLuxky]

3:20 smi77y gets shot and everyone went into attack mode immediately, then jokes after the enemy is dead lmao real friends

[@ethanpeters4719]

I think these 4 are my favorite crew to watch together plus maybe Blarg

[@priestgaming7374]

7:14 "? You threw a fla-" BANG! xD

[@anzaca1]

9:23 That moment when four idiots are a more effective response to a active shooter situation than professional cops!

[@hyperamerican5175]

7:41 when you sleep at a friends house but forget to ask for a blanket

[@NorthernLaw_]

This game gets better and better

[@kuramamastah5270]

Kids: Major R4c1st, save us!! Major-R: shut up you ni-

[@elijahcuevas3805]

9:30 I mean Eli has a point

[@bbbiiirrrbbb]

24:22 "he didn't die (Ed) She-ran"

[@speedycoco]

the bit at 15:11 was so funny lmao

[@VIXHIX]

imagine skipping ahead on the video

[@speedycoco]

@@VIXHIX im not gonna lie i just picked a random time in the vid

[@drearysol]

@@speedycoco atleast he's honest

[@jjgamer1178]

11:56 my power just went out when he said “we’re not the bad guys”

[@dani-rose420]

Hope you’re doing okay ! We all love you and the content you produce for us :)

[@deanb6899]

"Suspect is down, but breathing." Shotgun: *BRRRRR*

[@Daddy_Efr]

i love y’all playing this game

[@DPwhichisalsome]

“A selfie…A SELFEET CONTEST😂” 3:16

[@sussyman9034]

The ready or not videos are the best.

[@SAKIRSTO_v2]

24:10 i love how he breaches the room and a fucking stripper runs past and he doesnt notice lmaoo

[@Typesh412]

i have not even watched the video but im already laughing

[@xdev_henry]

7:53 I literally had people wanting to stay inside of their BURNING house for a few moments longer just to grab their phone.

[@DerPlagueDoctor]

0:01 Germans entering Paris be like

[@mizterperfecto1012]

7:16 “you threw a fla-“🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@anonymoususer8967]

11:52 someone needs to animate this and muffle their voices

[@Darius__-]

11:42 there’s a smiley face in the corner when he says a smiler

[@ozitona7704]

5:42 Alec Baldwin moment right here

[@SirbleGurble]

2:40 petaphile is someone who loves animals more then another human

[@whomidity3953]

24:06 lowkey cold af

[@istvantoth1999]

3:29 Maybe I should not have laughted at this as hard as I did.

[@kuakol9390]

smitty and co turning ready or not into intrusive thoughts simulator

[@kgftw]

My cat went in for a procedure today. I am very sad and I am constantly thinking of him, but your video for even a short while, took my mind off him and let me relax. Thank you Smitty, and keep making these great videos. Update on the cat when I get one.

[@waffles9304]

This game is honestly so fun. It's also depressing how dark the game is tho

[@hobyboy07]

15:22 ~ Nice use of the Half-Life sound bytes. XD

[@cloudidn]

21:56 Let's hope this is not another prediction

[@SneakySamruaiOfDeath]

The silence was so damn loud

[@MininnguaqBroberg]

0:12 I love that he just said "Me and my friends get up to while me play this game." Good English XD

[@rav_0123]

6:09 yo I think smii7y forgot to censor the painting...🤨

[@hypertank5646]

P.O.V. the A.T.F.

[@coolit1234]

“Oh your talking about packages”😂

[@2jdestrodegr15]

10:38 In Lego city?

[@Bigpoppawheely]

"Ill stand here in the corner. I cant look" stares at a bdsm picture

[@KingJojoB]

If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽

[@giansandermayol8731]

Bot

[@goodguyguy5022]

Another bot

[@iaminyourwalls.]

🤚

[@rorywatt9752]

Mass reporting bots time

[@ForgeIs2Fast4U]

Bot

[@kaaytax5780]

11:41 the smiler scared the shit outta me bro, i got backroom ptsd fuckn flashbacks

[@iminyourcloset17]

I am in your closet

[@bluscout1857]

🙀

[@Shoto203]

Nuh uh

[@kileysimon7447]

Imagine being on KZbin for two years and have no subscribers

[@thatoneamerican256]

@@kileysimon7447shut up, you have five

[@Thetranskirbyenthusiast]

@@kileysimon7447imagine giving a shit about subscribers

[@03r70]

4:44 "he's moving" *his balls get absolutely demolished*

[@V4N9U15H.]

1:47 *Flashbacks to the "No full-auto in buildings" airsoft clip*

[@ItsFige]

8:55 "This is real life?" 🤣🤣