The Worst Pick Up Attempt You Will Ever See

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[@antoinemartinjr.710]

Ending up a screenshot in a girl's group chat is bad, but ending up in a birdman video is worse

[@Messup7654]

😂😂

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Lmao

[@jamiemb17]

At least I would have something to look back on proudly during my prison sentence

[@mjdagoat5440]

💀

[@shaunconnally4794]

Girl: "I'm only 17" Stranger: "that's a good age to be" Chris Hansen: "hey hows it going, why don't you have a seat right over there "

[@therightarmofthefreeworld4703]

Greetings fellow T-Capper.

[@digitalcthulhu143]

17 is legal pops - Viper The Rapper

[@shaunconnally4794]

@@digitalcthulhu143 not when you're as old as him

[@dragoon282]

Stranger: you want a slice of pizza?

[@hitmanss59]

@@dragoon282 LMFAOOOOO

[@lilslick2440]

That boy shooting from full court, blindfolded facing away from the rim 😂

[@JAY9CTC]

And he shooting a 50 pound medicine ball 😂

[@chaosdromanah8620]

Plot twist: He's shooting outside of the Arena

[@zizoegy8460]

@@chaosdromanah8620 in a football arena even. The target is halfway across the state

[@thebabyisher4760]

He is following the teachings of the supreme gentleman 🪦

[@masamune5710]

@@thebabyisher4760 that emoji💀💀💀

[@eenayeah]

This almost feels like old school Birdman, reacting to a pickup video, good shit

[@pontiacmaniac7772]

Making me feel old now

[@sadman6180]

Fr 😭

[@Orgizo08]

Lol we need more of this

[@skeletony4718]

No he would be roasting feminists for it to be old school Birdman

[@killertruth186]

Although the pickup line was nearly as bad as the one in Fallout New Vegas The Frontier Mod sized DLC.

[@Razer5542]

The fact that he kept on trying after she said she was 17 should ring enough bells.

[@thebabyisher4760]

No it shouldnt she got too aroused by this gentleman . Us incels are proud of him

[@atrustycheeseboycertified654]

@@thebabyisher4760 no

[@TheRealTact]

@@thebabyisher4760 😂😂

[@desera72]

@@thebabyisher4760 wtf

[@HolyMith]

@@desera72 You've not been on this channel for long have you?

[@FoxyGrandpa1]

“This dude definitely has people’s toes in his fridge” That line got me💀 On a serious note, this dude is creepy asf & gotta leave

[@thebabyisher4760]

No he aint stop hating on us incels. Chads will be exterminated one day

[@pack7961]

@@thebabyisher4760 ?

[@HigherEducationAwakening]

Bro wtf get some help

[@PhantommJ]

@@thebabyisher4760 L + ratio

[@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135]

@@PhantommJ I hate niggas who say ratio, but I hate incel trolls more, therefore I liked your comment

[@silverback4754]

"Oh, 17 huh, that's a good age to be"😂 procedes to show his knee for some reason😂

[@thebabyisher4760]

He is putting that stacey in her place. Chads will soon meet their downfalls and us incels will take over

[@CurlyFries120]

@@thebabyisher4760 you're a weirdo lol

[@bryantheking123]

@@thebabyisher4760 lmaoo that picture is so old

[@dom7634]

@@bryantheking123 Before the roids

[@pack7961]

@@bryantheking123 its not even birdman in that picture birdman did a full face reveal already

[@James_Rustled]

At first I’m like, he’s just nervous and kinda weird but whatever. Then “I’m 17” he doesn’t immediately start to retreat, clearly this isn’t good. Then he just kept going…

[@HaevnDeathcore]

That’s what I was thinking 😂

[@Kommiekiller]

Her: I’m seventeen Him: that’s a good age to be FBI: *OPEN UP*

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Chris: That's a good seat to sit in

[@thebabyisher4760]

You cant stop us incels will take over one day mark my worda

[@BrandonMartinez05]

babe wake up, bird man posted

[@therealmvp2303]

Oh wait, I don’t have a bae 😔

[@bamb514]

@@therealmvp2303 don't worry man no one here does 😞

[@dxshywxshy8916]

@@bamb514 who noone😏

[@ry_an.]

@@therealmvp2303 you aint the only one

[@ok9337]

@@therealmvp2303 good

[@NixLotus]

Grandad must’ve been in Cryo-sleep since the Mediaeval period and doesn’t realise you can’t hit on minors anymore 😂

[@nhilist5774]

Unseal the hushed casket vibes 😂

[@danielmattos2813]

Wow, back then.... They weren't minors @ 17

[@cafelatte1124]

Too bad he didn't get the kiss close like the other Eugenes.

[@bryanharrison3889]

See man, this is where I gotta disagree, I think the whole conversation after she said her age was him trying to redirect it from a flirty conversation to a different vibe.... he sounded like he was mentally challenged. he didn't set off my creeper alarm, he's just old, mentally challenged, and awkward. I used to work retail and this guy's NOTHING. There's some really REALLY soulless monsters out there the word predator can't even describe.

[@nikolairose2739]

Bro you don't say this and not share stories.

[@apoorww1veteran994]

She should have just turned around and just said “I’m Chris Hanson”.

[@NixLotus]

“I call you Chris Handsome. I want booty. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours…” - Booty Warrior

[@thebabyisher4760]

You wish… he done nothing wrong respect the gentleman for putting this stacey in her place

[@thebabyisher4760]

Also respect to the supreme gentleman R.IP

[@ConsciousApostle999]

@@NixLotus hell nah bruh. Boondocks

[@ConsciousApostle999]

But fr this is real life not a KZbin video..

[@veetoka5900]

Had to stop mid Sara Jay stroke session to watch this video and I deeply want you to know Birdman you are worth it.

[@nestormelendez9005]

Respect 100%

[@pirateking31]

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking dying

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Bro 😂

[@Losdayeti4]

No shit, me too my boy 😂

[@antoinjohnson4146]

Y’all wild😂😂

[@michellerahe4853]

"So we're going to be.. reacting to a video.. which is always exciting..." he sounds so bored of doing KZbin now compared to a year ago

[@000anon]

I don't blame him. He can't go as hard as he used to cause of new KZbin rules.

[@A170-h6h]

Old man is getting older :(

[@xXDTFKINGXx]

Tbh. I still fuck with him but that drive been gone 😪

[@chibu3972]

Pretty sure you're reading that sarcasm wrong lmao

[@aa1chris82]

@@chibu3972 it doesn’t make a difference if it was sarcasm or not tho. If it is then he’s intentionally tryna say it’s boring and if not then he lying and it’s boring to him

[@lanttiks6748]

I stand by the fact that "Hey. You look pretty. Wanna go on a date?" Is a 8/10 on the pick-up line strength tier list.

[@jeweerly2319]

nah

[@richnation304]

that sounds like something that’ll get you ignored

[@clid2182]

What about “ do you like sleeping?” “Yeah” “ same let’s do it together some time”😂 I saw it on Instagram and it’s either smart or weird and idk which

[@EyesOfTruth-ix2ki]

That only works if you fit the girl's type. Trust me, people have done that to me and if you don't look attractive to me, the answer is "thank you but I'm not trying to get in a relationship".

[@lanttiks6748]

All pick-up lines are heavily reliant on your appearance.

[@Lybrel]

I know there are like 5 girls subbed to Birdman but pro tip; “I’m only 17” seems like a great line to reject someone. 🤣

[@UrWrldThruMyEyes]

Not if hes a nonce like this guy lol

[@chandlersohns6258]

As one of the 5 girls subbed I confirm that it's a useful line but an even better one is "I'm gay"

[@WM-mu8ep]

Its alot more then 5. Dont assume all women are crazy feminist just cause a higher percent are. That's like assuming all blacks are part of BLM when about 30 percent of them are against it and support trump. I'm sure the percent of females who arent insane might be around that too.

[@Lybrel]

@@WM-mu8ep it’s a joke. See: “hyperbole”. Good word for English essays.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@chandlersohns6258 The lie that always works on me is "I have a boyfriend" I know they don't have one, but if they're willing to lie about it, what else would they lie about? Liars are the biggest turn off for men, but their are a few who won't care about a girl lying and just play along to try and get in their pants.

[@jeweerly2319]

Bro is a 60 year old farmer playin in the wrong field shooting 40-0

[@WM-mu8ep]

I live out in the country 🤣

[@flashfive12]

0-40*

[@sebastian-benedictflore]

Poor guy just wanted help with his garden, man. He was just looking back on the good times when he was 17 and both his knees worked just fine 😔

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Jeb Bush supporters be like:

[@sethlocke9864]

I miss the Eugene picks up girls videos

[@ohareshairs2210]

😭 Eugene grew up

[@shaungriffin8109]

Yeah he’s letting these Eugene’s run rampant.

[@hydro6582]

Missed opportunity to make this a Eugene video

[@chaosdromanah8620]

Lol same

[@elkanjulian1037]

He can't make Eugene vids anymore cause yt demonized those videos or took them down

[@themasterrocks557]

Let me catch my grandpa tryna show a 17 year old his injured knee

[@Seahorsie_]

literally a ted bundy moment lol

[@flyingpastakitty]

It's very common for dude's like this to approach girls trying to shop. I used to work at Walmart and I have had creepy male customers bothering me and other female associates. We have also had to help escort women to their cars because a dude was stalking them and they didn't feel safe. It's not an uncommon occurrence sadly.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Man this stuff is rampant now. I think the internet has created creeps because when I was younger, dudes would approach, but they'd all have game and actually looked presentable.

[@Captianmex1C0]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928 Yup, Internet's been giving these old dudes too much Confidence

[@smd-tr9jl]

So its a common ocurrence?

[@smd-tr9jl]

@@carboncopy4183 i would guess in a workplace it would be a maximum of once a week but i could be wrong, them weird mfs do be everywhere

[@flyingpastakitty]

@@carboncopy4183 Once a week.

[@EclipseGamingPS]

Last time birdman posted a video about people's pick up game skills , someone tried to fight him

[@hectorgarcia3000]

oh shit i remember that 😂 shit was crazy lmfao

[@Jay-hp6pu]

Haven’t been subbed for long, tell me about this.

[@reedy_9619]

Dont remember Which vid when

[@EclipseGamingPS]

@@reedy_9619 years ago lmfao

[@EclipseGamingPS]

@@Jay-hp6pu you'd have to watch the videos.

[@kantsaveme635]

The way that man walked into the isle. 😭😭😭

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Yea, he was hunting her down 😂

[@thebabyisher4760]

Respect to him

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

Absolutely stalker mode.

[@MichaelS5400]

Dude got a tick on his knee from hiding in the bushes outside the thrift store

[@WhoEvenCares]

That’s a thrift store, dude out there telling her “Yo, I can give you 1$ if you want 😉”

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

A nickel for my pickle

[@hoodiegriffo]

always a great day when bird man posts

[@thebabyisher4760]

All heil the supreme gentleman RIP 🪦

[@lemo4739]

“Oh this is the thrift store! My bad I thought I was in the bakery I’m just looking for some cupcakes”

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Oh boy!

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

Edp445?

[@jalenwright3777]

“ he was already pulling up from half court with this one” is the greatest lmao

[@ghostmc4451]

"Can you guess which one of my knees are bad?" Had me rolling😭😭😭😭

[@JpDaKing]

This man really tried to evolve from I have candy in my van to my garden needs cleaning

[@youlikedyourowncomment5151]

Homie needs to step his game up and show her that stack of 1's.

[@trish6545]

Fr that's what I was thinking

[@candyjones2671]

50 year old: how old are you?? 17 year old: 17 50 year old: same age as my daughter. 17 year old: .......

[@syphylaids4118]

I thoroughly enjoy all your content and really wish you uploaded more homie

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Only thing I heard was "I'm 17" (regardless if she was lying) and the fact that he then PROCEEDED to invite her to work on his "garden"

[@l8Os]

It should’ve ended after the “no thanks, I’m good” 6 seconds in.

[@VinceTheCreatorr]

Old Birdman would've called the guy a Eugene.

[@ncdozer3103]

“We’ll that’s a good age to be” I’m absolutely garfunkled

[@NASSAfellow]

Girl: I'm seventeen Prince Andrew: Would you like to become a princess?

[@Jajais4u]

Birdman a whole 35 year old man and got creeped out. That's an achievement LML

[@HereIsWisdom1318]

Pro tip for girls: when a creeper is hitting on you, say "Well, as long as you dont mind dating a a person who has transitioned." But I guess there is the possibility that he'd be down.

[@phoenix-king779]

When she said “she’s 17” you gotta dip

[@father5946]

Fellas. Unless you had a REALLY good pickup line and assuming you're decent looking, most of the time, the difference between whether a pickup line will work or not completely depends on if she's into you or not. That's all there is to it. You're welcome.

[@Losdayeti4]

I would like to add onto that. Show confidence. Don't gotta do too much but just be chill and let your mind do the work and I promise you the words will fall into place but you gotta believe in yourself first

[@Losdayeti4]

I would like to add onto that. Show confidence. Don't gotta do too much but just be chill and let your mind do the work and I promise you the words will fall into place but you gotta believe in yourself first

[@C_The_Guy]

its really simple. if shes into you, you dont need pickup lines.

[@Vortex_Feedz]

You don’t need a pick up line to talk to a female, just talk. To each their own tho 👌🏾

[@father5946]

Exactly everyone. And when she's really into you, you don't even need to talk. That's a fact.

[@randallbowers2983]

Eugene in his golden years right here

[@ukpatient0403]

haven’t seen one of your videos since the swatting videos and the skai jackson but it’s good to be back

[@vanceshiko7090]

Dude really tried to get her in the basement in 2022 😂

[@xdreameri3547]

The girl probably not even 17. She just said that but he still was going with it. LMAO

[@tapejara1507]

"You look pretty. Let me pay." This guy simped for 60 yrs already... Imagine that shame.

[@MrDylanm842]

Got scared reading the video title, thought someone leaked footage of me spitting game

[@iv624]

All Birdman has to say to pick up girls is “alright what’s going on guys”.

[@Blue-Jell-O-Squad]

"should have been hittin a U-Turn" LMAO the way birdman uses words is amazing

[@the_ed2274]

I almost called this guy the "E" word.

[@jbasher94]

This dude is like a PSA in the 80’s warning about “stranger danger” given flesh.

[@zachavelli_]

These dude need to stop embarrassing themselves, making us look bad fr

[@I61void]

Bro your comparing yourself to him!?!😧

[@dom7634]

Making middle-aged pedophiles look bad

[@blast2686]

He makes other Eugenes look good

[@zachavelli_]

@@I61void nah i meant as in he’s making the male race look bad

[@Charlie-jf1me]

Mans started at half court, then ran backwards, spun around three times, threw the ball behind the back, with one hand, and in the wrong direction.

[@Viper-ku7gb]

There should be a PowerPoint on why birdman is the Funniest guy

[@Justin-uc8sc]

Videos like this bring me back to the good ol Birdman videos

[@seph2686]

Birdman literally took the words out of my mouth I actually believe she just caught a serial killer on camera 📷

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Idk about serial killer, but most definitely a pedophile

[@tobiaslawrence8928]

Why didn't she show him fully on camera put this fools face out there

[@2KOhtani]

I think his terrible communication skills made his “pretty good age to be” comment creepier. I really feel like that was just his awkward “oh okay that’s cool” response.

[@ggoldhagen24]

yea that was my read too. nonetheless, he's still a creep and a weirdo

[@2KOhtani]

@@ggoldhagen24 100%, once I heard the “job” for his garden, I got chills. Literally just watched a doc on a story with the same exact method used to lure the girl. Old bf knew a real estate guy, but the guy was a creep and when he invited the chick and her new man to work on his property, real estate guy shot the new bf and held the girl as his sex slave.

[@topintro9986]

lowkey when I met my girl at a farmers market when she was working and shr standing looking at beans for about 7 mins straight near the produce place but she was mad cute so I stood around looking at shit still she decided to move somewhere more approachable, got her number and been dating for 8 months now. now looking back at it it was a bit weird I stood around giving off stalker vibes but it worked 😭

[@westbrook0853]

Did you hit her with the “sooo one of my knees is messed up wanna guess which one” 🤣

[@topintro9986]

@@westbrook0853 nah fam hit her with the "thats a good age to be" line 😎

[@westbrook0853]

@@topintro9986 LOL yeah I’ll see you featured in the next bird man vid bruh

[@SenaVL]

"This dude for sure has peoples toes in his fridge" 🤣

[@piercarlosoares724]

He can't be a serial killer... Serial killers are smooth... Or at least they go FUBAR all the way...

[@Jay-hp6pu]

Typically they’re charming. This dude is just a fckin weirdo. Lol

[@piercarlosoares724]

@@Jay-hp6pu yeah... that is my point, they are great talkers or they just hide and beat you to death before even seeing then...

[@SirenHead00]

damn anyone can be a serial killer

[@samething9376]

what does FUBAR mean? I thout it was a mixtape

[@piercarlosoares724]

@@samething9376 fucked up beyond all reason

[@ronaldcaceres3273]

I remember I talk to this one girl and we hit it off and I got her snap, but once we ask our age and she said she was 17, I block her and didn't dare to talk to her. People saying, "Just wait one year" No, I'm not doing that!

[@toastedkidd592]

Pick up? Bro this the world’s first fumble line

[@marikuii4165]

You and sensitive society collab-ing would funny as hell

[@kingrogers7740]

Bruh this situation is pain Bro should’ve 180ed immediately after the “I’m 17”

[@villelepoaho4105]

Before watching this video, there's no way this is going to be worse than the Eugene who danced in front of the whole class, just to get a hug from his crush.

[@mikehawk1865]

Im kinda curious as to what this guys life story is. Did he have a loving family? Did he even have friends? What made him become this fucking weird?

[@a105-t5m]

some people can't handle alone time guy.

[@seb2750]

Eugene lives by "If shes 17, I'm 17"

[@yeahmo]

My day was so trash and now its better. Thanks birdie

[@mrzorgonian]

Man's took a shot from 3 courts away while blind folded and getting repeatedly kicked in the shin by a mule

[@Bigtank9401]

Has Birdman's use of the word "Eugene" in the past been getting him Demonitized, reported, or both? What happened?

[@pirateking31]

We all wanna know

[@detroitdave9512]

It'll be back someday. We just gotta wait out all this shit with youtube.

[@Captianmex1C0]

It Got replaced by Simp and incel

[@Im_Blitz]

When he said "that's a good age to be" first thing that popped to mind was the "what do you mean by that" meme 🤣

[@HalaMadridpor16]

Down horrendously 🤣😂

[@arturoperez3826]

Nah man, serial killers are way too smart and charming to be pulling some weird shit like this

[@AdolfoPerezSBG]

He showed no confidence at all. That was his first mistake.

[@handicracked8184]

And his second mistake is being the same age as this girls grandpa😂

[@AdolfoPerezSBG]

@@handicracked8184 😂😂😂

[@meddlingmage23]

It was smart of the girl to record this and live stream it in case the guy kidnaps her.

[@julianthegrappler]

Get in shape and get your shit in order and you'll pull bitches. It's not a hard formula

[@I61void]

Nigga just wanted his garden cleaned smh

[@lSKIZZYl]

As soon as he started talking bout his knee's I would have ran away

[@lSKIZZYl]

She not safe no more

[@xMACHOxMANx]

I can only hope one day this dude sees me in a store and thinks I’m beautiful. And I have a PS5 in my hand.

[@mr.s9783]

Lol yeah right. Where can you go and buy a PS5 off the shelf?

[@xMACHOxMANx]

@@mr.s9783 don’t over think the joke

[@salvadorvega3805]

Glad to see Birdman enjoying himself on Halo.

[@julianlozoya5172]

Definitely miss the Birdman reaction vids 😔

[@brandonpatterson5717]

"Hey girl, I have bad knees want to get down on yours?"

[@Ferdock_3948]

Makes me miss the eugene videos😂

[@OrganicDolphin]

“Could I buy one of those things for ya” Listen Ebenezer that might’ve worked back in your day when the dinosaurs were still around but nowadays if you lead with that simp behavior you’re not gonna go anywhere.

[@afriking]

Bro has such horrendous game that he makes Eugenes look like chads. L rizz

[@rauberhotzenplotz4269]

Honey, wake the kids! Birdman uploaded

[@asteroth131]

This dude could be a murderer he's trying to lure her over to his house

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Probably a rappist. Seems like he wants the cheeks more than her life.

[@blast2686]

I’m expecting a metoo scenario

[@jaydover346]

8 minute videos, I respect the hustle lmao

[@phoenix-king779]

R.I.P. homie. He gonna learn one day

[@donttrip9664]

Nahhh when u that old, its too late😭

[@Ezyduck]

All is well when lord birdman uploads

[@hhylia]

As weird as this shit is I can't say it's uncommon.. Beware the thrift shops and dollar stores, lol.

[@aristophanes5261]

Girl: "But I'm only 17." Dude: "That's a good age to be" Me: "Who else but Quagmire?!"

[@BigManTinggz]

Bird man your gameplay is hella sus.

[@12runes]

It's Halo infinite. The game is dogshit. They released an unfinished game.

[@Rio-ol7dd]

"Hes probably git peoples toes in his fridge" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamazonlime1664]

Let me catch MY son having the creepiest approach

[@bscoggs]

"If your 17, I'm 17!" Face-ass lol

[@burntofu]

I get you want that positive K/D but I never see someone so passive playing halo like not even rushdown a little bit or re-challenge when at below full health

[@T.Roy1782]

The bad knee, tick bite please help me take care of my garden pick-up line is top tier🤣🤣

[@EnigmaShadow03]

Being a dude, this shit reminds me that women really do go through it with stuff like this

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

I always tell women they should travel in groups or with a man, but I get called a misogynist for it. Then stuff like this happens and they look dumb. Protect yourselves even if it makes you feel weak or less than a man. You've only got one life

[@CHUYFYC121]

“My guy has negative game” I lost it 🤣