The Worst Road Trip in HISTORY! | Malcolm in the Middle

What else could go wrong for these siblings… the worm was the last straw!
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[@grantvdub]

reese: "what are you 12?" dewey: "yeah"

[@patrickwilson1459]

Another way of Malcolm and Reese expressing that they think going to the arcade is too childish.

[@cestlavie1588]

i died hahaha

[@dylanryan2567]

"The recoil is gonna put you through the ceiling little man!" Hahaha

[@frankcook4959]

I always find Dewey claiming victory while he sits there tied to a chair hysterical.

[@GrandWagJeep]

They cut out Reese's best line, when he and Malcolm are force feeding Dewey through a funnel: "Shut up, Dewey, that's not the end I want to be hearing from!"

[@clanofkiriyaka9411]

😂😂😂😂😂😂s

[@tregreen1391]

Malcolm: "Here's Grandma's Special Cereal." *Reese points at box* Reese: "This stuff is soo strong Grandma had to eat it in the bathroom." 😂😂

[@zidneya]

Reese: _”Dewey, I’m warning you. If you even touch me you can forget about me ever driving you anywhere for the rest of your life.”_ Dewey: _”I have nowhere to go.”_ He then hits Reese with a sack full of toys. Malcolm in the Middle S3E13 So when Reese refuses to take Dewey to the arcade, he isn’t being a bad brother, he is just fulfilling his promise.

[@ArissXAS]

Thanks for the back story

[@andrewoglesbee8266]

This!!!! That’s the same thing I’ve always thought. Good on ya for catching the continuation.

[@yujinyi6099]

2:39 For whatever reason, the way Malcolm screams in joy for the colander cracks me up 🤣😂

[@ryanstauffer119]

Honestly, I never heard of the word "colander" when I first saw this. I was like "What?😂" Also, I didn't think Malcolm was excited when I first saw this. I thought he was freaking out because of how the key would go down the toilet or whatever. What you said makes more sense though.

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

@@ryanstauffer119 exactly, where I'm from it's a strainer

[@andrewoglesbee8266]

I was 9 when this show first premiered and I immediately fell in love with it. Needless to say I am now 29 and this show is my daughters favorite show. Gotta love good ole “Malcom In The Middle”.

[@CrazyBrick30]

Who's Malcom?

[@kamrankhalid9797]

So was I

[@trongtrong8168]

this proves that malcom in the middle is a prequel to breaking bad

[@kasperi75]

I agree. Young Jessie 😊 Addrerall gone bad... 🤣

[@ianpershing1200]

I like to think it is the other way around. This is Heisenberg in witness protection. Makes Hal's character even funnier.

[@daoyang223]

@@ianpershing1200 that's why he's a pansy ass the entire time but like 15% of the time, he's suddenly capable of fighting people and kicking the asses of security guards lmao

[@fabianbrady8695]

We’ve been torturing him since he came home from the hospital. 😂

[@cloudbullets]

I love how Reese and Malcolm spent all that time trying to plan out their trip and Dewey took the time to devise his own plan to take the car 😂

[@russellsacks3854]

There could be a spare! Priceless!

[@ryanstauffer119]

Malcolm and Reese could have just dropped Dewey off at the arcade while they doing their pranks and then they can pick him up after

[@KingOfSciliy]

They're intellegent, they're just not smart.

[@pablolarahernandez2666]

They should have done that in the first place

[@ryanstauffer119]

@@pablolarahernandez2666 Unless maybe dropping and picking Dewey up would have interfered just a tiny bit time too much from the schedule

[@baked756]

The fact that he still wants to dig through shit

[@bethw7745]

The fact that I watched this as a kid 😂 They don't make them like this anymore, those torture scenes would be a massive NO-GO!! Kid's shows today are about unfunny jokes, laugh tracks and stupid bright colours.

[@jennyng2994]

as a kid, I found it funny, but I didn't appreciate some of the other aspects of the show's writing such as the family dynamic and the relationships between the parents and the kids.

[@ianepperson5049]

LITERALLY

[@RareDay]

@@jennyng2994 you prefer disney sitcoms?

[@John_the_Paul]

Laugh tracks have been around long before this show

[@red_revenant770]

Have you watched Amazing World of Gumball, Adventure time, Regular Show and Dan Vs? They're the only kids show that are funny. Also even adult cartoons nowadays are way more childish and immature than the kids show so there's no really much good modern shows.

[@zxKAOS1]

1:18 It's awesome Dewey totally saw that coming!!

[@Aokosano]

"This is our radius of destruction." My sides are in orbit.

[@flyforce16]

The scientific precision applied to their miscreant carnage lmao

[@jacobkeyser8628]

As the younger brother Dewey was always my favorite

[@aragorn1780]

the way Dewey just accepts it all like "this is gonna be funnier than it will be painful" and none of the torture even scratches him xDDD

[@KingKidGoku32794]

All that touring they did to him he's used to it plus he's older

[@patrickwilson1459]

2:47 That part always cracks me up. The way they were dressed up in smocks, rubber gloves and face masks. Especially what they say to each other. Reese: Where do we start? Malcolm: Guess you just… go for it.

[@CreativeOrange]

Dewey will always be the favourite character.

[@brutalstuff1653]

Malcolm: what are you doing?? Reese: there could be a spare. 🤣

[@patrickwilson1459]

Why would Hal make two spare keys and why would Dewey swallow a key since all he wanted to do was go to the arcade but they still turned him down because they thought the arcade was too childish?

[@micahbush5397]

0:32 Is that a map of a real city, or did the props department actually go to the trouble of making a fake map?

[@MyDesigan]

I forgot how good this show was

[@g2macs]

'There could be spare' took it from funny to ribs broke.

[@ryanstauffer119]

I thought that the episode was originally going to end with Lois and Hal at a red light and they see Dewey in Hal's car right next to Lois'. Lois would then shout "Dewey?!" and Dewey sees them and floors it back home. If we got to see Lois and Hal find out about the car situation, I think this would happen when they would come home... (Malcolm and Reese finish cleaning themselves and the utensils they used to dig in the feces. They then hear the car pull up in the driveway). Reese: He's home. Malcolm: Let's kick his ass. (They walk to the backyard to the car). Malcolm: All right, Dewey! You're dead for taking the car without us! (They then stop when they see it's their parents) Lois: What? Reese: Uh... Lois: What do you mean Dewey took the car? Hal: Wait a minute. (Hal notices his car is gone). Hal: My car! Where's my car?! Reese: Dewey was rummaging in the garage and found the spare key and we couldn't stop him. (Hal rushes into the garage and looks at his hiding spot). Hal: He did find my spare key! Lois: I told you that you should have hid it in my underwear drawer. (Lois turns to the boys) Lois: You didn't even try to stop Dewey? Malcolm: We did. But he hid the key from us. He said he swallowed it and we had to wait until he used the bathroom. But when we were digging in his poop, we heard him drove away. He had the key all along. (Dewey pulls up in the driveway and sees everyone staring at him. Especially Lois looking unhappy. Dewey puts the car in reverse, but Lois jumps onto the hood. We then cut to her pulling Dewey into the house). Lois: I can't believe that you-- (Lois and Hal see the map on the table). Lois: What's this? Dewey: The map of all the places in the city Malcolm and Reese wanted to pull pranks while driving in Dad's car. Malcolm: Dewey! Lois: What?! Reese: He's lying! Dewey: I only chose to go to the arcade and not to do any of the stunts they were going to pull off. If I tell you everything they were planning, will I not be punished? (Lois looks at Malcolm and Reese, then back at Dewey). Lois: That depends on what they were going to do. Spill it. Dewey: All right. First Reese suggested keying stuff and Malcolm said they could cherry bomb-- Reese: That was before we officially planned things! Malcolm: Shut up! Dewey: Reese wanted to get back at his 4th grade teacher Mr. Bradshaw.-- Reese: We changed our minds on that so Malcolm can throw his donuts on his old basketball coach's lawn! Malcolm: SHUT UP! You're making it worse for us! Reese: He's already confessing everything we were going to do! Lois: Quiet! Dewey: Anyway, they were going to moon a girls' school, release a coyote at a cat show-- Reese: Yeah, and you said you were on board with that! Dewey: No, I didn't. Reese: You said the cat show was on the way to the arcade. Dewey: Yeah, but I only wanted to go the arcade. I didn't care about the coyote. Hal: You were going to get a coyote?! Lois: Continue, Dewey. Dewey: They were going to pee in the mailbox on Fifth, push over some gravestones, beat up Reese's old lab partner, go to the promenade to drive into pedestrians, then go to 45th street for the old folk's health walk to do a quick streak-- Lois: You were going to streak?! Dewey: They were also going to paint balloon a Tai-chi group, the charity 10K were going to get its phony route markers, and finally, they were also thinking about planting porn magazines in the feminist bookstore. Reese: No! We were not going to do those three things because of timing to get the key from you. And we were going to do the magazine thing for another time-- (Malcolm punches Reese) Malcolm: What part of "shut up" is unclear to you?! Lois: That's enough! Dewey: Oh, and as further punishment, I think you should know about the torture methods they put me through to give up the key. Lois: Oh god, what did they do? Reese: Dewey, if you-- Lois: DON'T! Continue, Dewey. Dewey: First, they were slapping rubber bands on my stomach. Next came the part where they both stood on chairs pulling my underwear to lift me in the air, thus being the worst wedgie of my life. Then, they fed me worms in the backyard. Even dirt. And finally, later when I lied about swallowing the key, they force fed me a mixture of stuff so I can have diarrhea to ensure the key comes out of me sooner. One of the stuff being grandma's cereal. (Hal can smell the terrible smell coming from the bathroom) Hal: Oh god, why did you have to go with your grandmother's cereal? Lois: All right, Dewey. You're off the hook. Go to bed. Reese: What?! He took Dad's car and we didn't do anything and yet he gets to be off the hook while we get punished?! Lois: "Didn't do anything"? You tortured him to get the key from him. And you were planning to do horrible things throughout town. I did not need any of this after what I experienced with Francis today. Plus Dewey only went to the arcade. And the car is in perfectly good condition. Who knows how it would have looked with the destruction you two were planning to do?!

[@marvinsakila9522]

Hello to you Ryan Stauffer my name is Marvin i'm writing you from France and i want to tell you that your dialogue is next level awesome 😎👍👍 i could easily imagine this being a deleted scene, i was so rooting for Dewey in this episode his brothers were awful to him i loved how he outsmarted them.

[@videonutgaming1997]

After reading that custom dialogue, THAT really does seem like something that would actually happen in the show! 👍🏻

[@princessmarlena1359]

Nice touch

[@ryanstauffer119]

@@marvinsakila9522 Glad you enjoyed what I wrote. Also I've always wanted to go to France.

[@halcyonhegamony]

"What are you 12?" "Yeah...?"

[@alpha5664]

Dewey deals with pain better than Invincible

[@robertcarldecker]

1:21 no little Reeses in the future lol

[@Quinna5537]

Its not like he was gonna get to third base with any girl. Unless you count the cheerleaders in the Houseboat episode, which was before this.

[@sofiane6491]

Malcolm And Resse Are Pulling Dewey Pants

[@jakkeday1]

"There could be a spare!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryanstauffer119]

How I think the scene would play out after that line... Malcolm: What are you doing? Reese: There could be a spare. Malcolm: He had the spare! Reese: Well, maybe there's a spare spare. Malcolm: Who has a spare spare key for their car? Reese: You know how Dad is. Remember when he was looking for his car keys, but they were in his hand the whole time? He was looking for his glasses too at the same time when they were really on his head already. Malcolm: .....Fair enough. Go ahead and check.

[@juni1399]

1:42 Error: Dewey was born in the backyard of the house, not at the hospital.

[@aragorn1780]

Malcolm was born on the lawn we never see Dewey getting born we just know Lois went into labor with Dewey while in the backyard so for all we know they did make it to the hospital

[@nicolasneal204]

@@aragorn1780 also why wouldn't they go to the hospital afterwards even if was born in the backyard

[@ninclow5421]

Not necessarily an error: Conceivably, when he was born, Malcolm and Resse didn't torture him right away because he was new-born and Hal and Louis made it clear that they would take him to the hospital the day after for a check-up to make sure Dewey was healthy, and then they came home, happily announcing that he was indeed, and that's when they felt it was "safe" to torture him.

[@Micho55]

That was our last worm!

[@aragorn1780]

Dewey could have told them to eat sh*t, instead he had them digging through his sh*t after pampering him with food and massages At what point do you wonder that Dewey is just putting on a huge act of being the helpless little brother to manipulate everyone around him? XD

[@princessmarlena1359]

He got smarter over time, but used the helpless little brother schtick as a front.

[@casualcraftman1599]

2:46 "Fill me up, Chandler! Put it in me!"

[@tylerbuck1900]

The final season of Malcolm in the Middle

[@xavierrobinson808]

1:21 Funny everytime.

[@notsmiffy]

"we can key stuff!!" lmaooo

[@HP_LOVER.]

Malcolm: Reese what are you doing Reese: there could be a spare one

[@F.S92]

Watching this show as a kid my first thoughts were how Lois and Hall raised 4 sociopaths. I know this is a comedy show, and a lot is exaggerated for fun. But these 4 should have ended up foster homes or juve after 1 season alone.

[@ryanstauffer119]

I'm surprised that they didn't find the key on Dewey. You would think they would check his pockets. Maybe he hid the key in one of his shoes just in case. I was originally thinking he hid it in his underwear, but that's definitely not the case since Malcolm was in the bathroom with him.

[@princessmarlena1359]

And when they super-wedgied him from standing on the chairs. 🤣

[@patrickwilson1459]

That’s because he said he didn’t remember where he put it at first and he said he swallowed it. I can’t believe they believed him when he said that.

[@Gryffindor4905]

I'm alittle bit concerned about the worms!

[@youtubecreators384]

Relax. It was obviously a candy worm.

[@rakadoni8403]

You can see the worm change to a fake one before it goes in his mouth!

[@JC-de1ik]

Lmao 😅 didn't expect that. Lmao "the recoil"

[@DrakeDracoDragon89]

Dewey kept them out of trouble

[@sanity4613]

Malcolm Did You Push Dewey

[@altorres5988]

Dewy didn’t wipe his ass or washed his hands 😂😂

[@joshimeng]

Can anyone please explain what does key stuff mean? Thanks!

[@jamainegardner4193]

Scraping a car key across something, like a car.

[@daliarosenzweig887]

You take the pointy part of the key to scratch cars

[@daliarosenzweig887]

Don't get caught

[@johnnygrey840]

@@daliarosenzweig887 don't be stupid

[@krismose500]

Stab someone

[@krismose500]

Does anyone know what episode this is?

[@patrickwilson1459]

AA

[@Myself-yf5do]

Imagine this family on Dr. Phil lol

[@ordelian7795]

And all of this in the time their parents weren't home from work nor were the kids at a school so it must've been a weekend. I wish mom had been home more when I had questions. Now all I have is anger.

[@clanofkiriyaka9411]

This stuff is so powerful she had to eat it in the bathroom wow LOL that is Extreme

[@MrJ0mmy]

Dewy he had the key all along XD

[@davidchilds3966]

Are Those Real Worms He Eating

[@michaelhawk3861]

Looks like licorice.

[@davidchilds3966]

@@michaelhawk3861 Yes I Was Imagining The Same Thing

[@Dracogame]

Car culture at its finest.

[@ecko1z]

Lol dauum at the end was funny

[@ryanstauffer119]

Malcolm and Reese simply could have just dropped Dewey off at the arcade while the two of them do their destruction and pick him up later

[@yasaminkheradmand1243]

😂

[@janelantestaverde2018]

Thinking about it again, why did they need the car to go from place to place _within their own town?_

[@adb1415]

What's the name of the episode in 2006?

[@patrickwilson1459]

AA

[@Mike-xz8by]

They could of just dropped him off at the arcade. Malcom is suppose to be a genius?

[@aragorn1780]

Malcolm may be a genius but he's got a narcissistic streak that blinds him to Dewey's more machiavellian scheming lol

[@traviscook5768]

1:30 is rough

[@aidanfox8219]

Punched him with no hesitation 1:20

[@jclabrador_2003]

What episode is this?

[@patrickwilson1459]

AA

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

1:18

[@Spoomis]

And here I thought Malcom was the intelligent one.

[@sofiane6491]

Malcolm And Resse Are Being So Rude To Dewey

[@anja6983]

That’s probably the reason, he is so street smart…

[@sofiane6491]

I Think Malcolm Is Bit Look Like Spider-Man

[@mrahman909]

There could be a spare ! 😂

[@user-qj2nf9fe69]

Whats episode

[@patrickwilson1459]

AA

[@donnalee5830]

Omg! I never saw this episode🤣🤣🤣

[@masonmartyn747]

The episode is called AA.

[@rickyvideo375]

s7e15

[@BladeCrossEXE]

We can key stuff!

[@deadmeatjb]

No hesitation to the nuts

[@candicefrost4561]

As Hal says, “The nards are fair game” 😂

[@SuperEst1987]

It's a shame All 4 have butchered and edited most episodes. This truly is a great series but All 4 (unlike Sky and Comedy Central who aired the episodes uncut) have ruined it with their pathetic 'can't offend anyone' cuts and edits. Disgrace. I urge anyone reading this to avoid the All 4 edited version of this show and find the episodes elsewhere in their original and more more funnier forms!

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

Ok, you find them ... I can't afford viruses on my computer or afford the episodes. This is free, this is the quality of free

[@johnnygrey840]

@@antithoughtpolice7497 the quality of free doesn't require viruses or wokery

[@janosrock]

how the hell did they get away with all this?

[@anthonysallisjr8511]

Not nice video and it's always important two respectfully and peacefully treat people with kindness and love and kindness because you don't know people might be going through you might as well be peacefull and loving .

[@SaundersBoy]

Stupid Dewey! (Sorry, I really hated him when I was a kid xD)

[@adityadhabale7247]

Damnnn😂

[@only257]

🤣

[@Christknight1991]

So my brother and I

[@darrenhancock8027]

😂😂😂

[@kas7344]

Oh reese looking for a spare key

[@Shame85]

TV shows were great before wokeness...

[@billagond9209]

Yup sadly.

[@jerryvang094]

That's my main reasons I stopped watching this TV show it's full of kids being mischievous and less obedience and no knowing who what whenever wherever why and sometimes how to be a family but always gets to do whatever and however they wants their own ways than the elders these passed days are telling the truth of our future lifestyles we would end up with kids who behaves like our younger self to adult ages of doing each and one's own things than what parents thinks and wondering that it is and will be yet I guess it would be a differ since old generations these days are like from what happened to their lifetimes but sooner or later it will occurs to the kids one day whether they learned to be properly raised well by their own or else be useless and always depend on your folks then yourself when you get way older and what if they won't be there forever with you for certain times

[@nicolelisenby1694]

Can I ask why you’re watching clips of Malcom in the Middle on KZbin if you stopped watching the show for that reason?

[@jerryvang094]

@@nicolelisenby1694 are you asking me or who? If me then who said I watched a few clips of Malcolm in the middle on KZbin videos I watched in TV my passed young age but nowheredays I stopped and started to feel like that's what and how I feel from their TV shows of the 4-5 sons are doing their own parts as one is serve in the military or Marine or IDK soldiers army place while the 2nd oldest son has to be responsible for both his own bros while another bro is born and IDK what happened after that as what did happened further on that TV shows while I was still in school years ago and now I just felt like it's not worth watching anymore as I understand each POVs of each characters' roleplay as being a parents to your own kids I know they have to take their parts to neither accepts things as if we want to have or get a GF then that's just how life is or if they want to know what's and how's to lose your own V then I bet you won't be able to get used to it or something important you done will affect your future once you lost something dearest to yourself that you wished you shouldn't done in the first place, ...etc hope that answered your questions of my reasons to stop watching this TV even who what when where why and sometimes how personal to non personal matters happens but I still think everyday and nights people make it more personal matters to attend as I learned from movies to TV shows and to some people's real life

[@Game-lt8yh]

horrible show about a toxic family, with toxic friends, living in a toxic community who enjoy hurting one another

[@krismose500]

What's not to love? You've just listed all the reason MITM is the best show ever!

[@Game-lt8yh]

@@krismose500 it's the little nuances like married with children is amazing this is family guy level garbage in my opinion

[@blakesuper9206]

Follow JESUS CHRIST HE is coming soon

[@buciallstar]

where is he going to?

[@blakesuper9206]

Huh HE coming to earth for judgment day

[@blakesuper9206]

Look him up hurry quickly he's coming soon AMEN

[@lepmuhangpa]

I'll talk to him when he comes then, let me watch 'Malcolm in the middle' in the meantime. M'kay?

[@Sanjaykumar-zr8my]

@@blakesuper9206 There is no need to write these things on a video like this . Please Stop .

[@lucianfox]

Damm the earthworm is really bad. That's horrible. Wtf

[@jambo6257]

"if you get me that coyote, i'll get you to the cat show." "the arcade is on the way to the cat show" "OUT!" 🫸💨 😂