the worst set of jojos hftf of all time (feat. richard (the worst guy of all time))

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oh richard, u so dum like i can't even belive it, u make fish look like einstein! how u so bad at everything?? u like, always messing up, is like u wake up, eat breakfast, then make bad decision all day, like a job! what’s wrong wit u?? u brain even on? seriously, u r more useless than broken pencil. what even u do all day? stare at wall and think “hmm, how i be more stupid today?” congrats, u win. u r champion of stupid!
and ur face, oh man, what even that? u look like potato got hit by bus. is ur hair allergic to comb or what? u ever seen mirror? oh wait, probably break it when u look at it, u so ugly even reflection scared of u! and those clothes, what r u wearing? u got dressed in dark while blindfolded or just lost in laundry basket? even scarecrow got better fashion sense than u!
oh, and when u talk, omg, my ears bleed. is like listening to donkey try speak human language. what u even say? u think u sound smart but u just blabber like broken radio. i swear, if u open mouth in library, books jump off shelf and run away. even alphabet soup refuse to spell ur name, it ashamed be associated wit u. please, shut up for once, do world a favor!
ur jokes, haha, what a joke. they not funny, they just sad. u so unfunny, u make clowns cry. even ur shadow embarrassed to follow u, it tell u, “nope, i go find better person to follow.” ur jokes so bad they like mosquito buzzing, just annoying and make ppl want to run away. u tell joke and room go silent like funeral, only thing dead is ur humor.
ur skills, haha what skill? u got no skill. even baby more useful than u. u fail at everything. u try make toast and burn water, u so bad at life, even ur failures have failures. u think u smart but u just big dumbo. u give advice and ppl get stupider just listening. u so bad at job, ur boss think u do “how not to work” seminar. u put “special” in special ed, richard, congrats!
oh wow, richard, u try to impress girl? hahaha, she run away like she saw monster. u got zero game, not even in negative, u like game-over from start. watching u flirt is like watching train crash in slow motion, except more painful to see. u think u cool but u not even cool enough to be dork. u like… sub-dork level. u try to compliment and girl think u insulting. u say, “nice hair” and girl start crying. it’s like ur words make world worse place. u make everyone uncomfortable just by existing!
and ur hobbies, oh man, what even r they? collecting disappointment? is ur hobby being bad at everything? u play sports and ball run away from u. u play video games and lose to tutorial. u try cooking and kitchen catch fire. i bet even ur plants die just to avoid u. ur best hobby is doing nothing, because that’s the only thing u not completely mess up!
and richard, u think u good driver? hah! u drive like u aiming for pedestrians, u so bad even gps can’t save u, it be like “turn left… oh wait, i give up, just crash already.” u park car like blindfolded horse, u leave parking lot looking like disaster zone. other cars see u and call insurance company preemptively. u make roads dangerous just by being on them.
seriously, richard, how u so bad at everything? it’s like u practice all ur life to be most useless human ever. even garbage have more purpose than u. u can’t even fail properly, u fail at failing! ur existence is like cosmic joke, like universe saying, “look at this idiot i made, everyone laugh!” it’s almost impressive how u achieve new levels of dumb everyday.
but hey, at least u good at one thing - being joke of the century! u make ppl feel better about themselves, u r like “wow, my life sucks, but at least i not richard!” u doing public service just by being walking disaster. so keep up good work, richard, keep setting bar so low even worms can’t limbo under it. u r inspiration… to all who want to see what failure look like! keep shining, u absolute mess of a human! world needs ppl like u… to remind us how not to be!