When I was a kid my dad taught me "Not all mushrooms are edible, some will make you very ill and can even kill you". I didn't realise he was taking about Kay's mushroom soup.
@sirweebs2914 Жыл бұрын
Savage
@Dendro_cat Жыл бұрын
Dang that's a hard roast from the past lol
@ghost_to_a_ghost Жыл бұрын
some of em make you see God for several hours! never tried em, though. some weirdo told me about it .
@TheFoolThatBelong Жыл бұрын
All mushrooms are edible... But some only once
@user60521123 Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking, interrupted by moments where I would shout “what the h3ll is she doing!” at my TV. Kay is the most anxiety-provoking cook I’ve ever seen.
@dr.muggel8531 Жыл бұрын
The soup looks like you could pave your driveway with it.
@Monasaurus_Rex Жыл бұрын
That shit stronger than concrete
@Mitsoxfan Жыл бұрын
Don't forget folks, the ratio for a roux is 1:1. 1 cup of flour to 1 tablespoon of butter.
@MissLatteC Жыл бұрын
It literally looks like cement 😭
@hamzahassan7730 Жыл бұрын
I was able to use this recipe to build a brick shed. Worked well!
@christopherjones8149 Жыл бұрын
Shit, not only can you pave your driveway, but you can also use that "soup" as mortar to build a house with it.......
@mtnman8783 Жыл бұрын
Jack approaches every recipe with pure confidence. This woman is terrified of her ingredients
@liamwright2510 Жыл бұрын
At least Kay has the self awareness to know she ain’t exactly a good chef, at least she tries to learn from her mistakes and the meat she cooks is never raw. Jack once tried to poison an entire church congregation with his rotten brisket Chilli 😂😂
@sepelchurparadise478511 ай бұрын
@@liamwright2510 Yeah and he nearly balled his eyes out when he told everyone he didn't win. Mans even called food network to try to get a show going and when he sent one of his cooking videos to them, they ghosted him.
@FitzgeraldStanburyWeissV10 ай бұрын
@@sepelchurparadise4785As I remember, he tried to make it out like they were conspiring against him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HarukaLPs Жыл бұрын
The thing is, Kay has spirit. Jack has salmonella. Both are misguided, but I'd definitely eat out of Kay's kitchen than Jack's.
@randomcats2.068 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Kay’s cooking will make you slightly sick but Jack’s will end up killing you.
@xxMiraclesMay Жыл бұрын
At least Kay cooks her food thoroughly. Perhaps a bit too thoroughly. You'd genuinely die eating Jack's "cooking".
@calessel3139 Жыл бұрын
Yes, at least you know her food is well cooked, unlike Jack.
@skyfalldeadpool1633 Жыл бұрын
True. Definitely Jack's kitchen you will leave in a casket. Kay kitchen you will survive it if you have no gag reflex lol
@TheJanko301 Жыл бұрын
at this point i think that jack is trying to speedrun salmonella tbh
@KryptidShadow Жыл бұрын
How she managed to make a pot of chum is beyond me.
@strayiggytv Жыл бұрын
I'm super sick today and that f"cking sent me. Thankyou stranger.
@Jhoffa22_ Жыл бұрын
A Pot of chum...😂😭😂
@rosegoldmoon1854 Жыл бұрын
Chill chill before Plankton founds out!😳
@afharris7 Жыл бұрын
💀
@ARandomFool Жыл бұрын
@@rosegoldmoon1854she really needs that secret recipe to make a soup.
@AKolpy Жыл бұрын
If Jack and Kay made a restaurant the world would probably end.
@darceysmyth4169 Жыл бұрын
Good night world 💀
@raintree3383 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@211inprogress Жыл бұрын
😜🔫
@skibbitybopemdada Жыл бұрын
@Saul Gone oh hi ho
@joseislanio8910 Жыл бұрын
She opened a restaurant on Venus once, billions of years ago. What you see now is the end product
@dsr0116 Жыл бұрын
This would have been a scarier soup to throw up in The Exorcist than the pea soup they used.
@graveyardclassics Жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@erikstolzenberger1517 Жыл бұрын
I rather had the soup from "Bad Taste" in mind^^
@Themeraldknight Жыл бұрын
@@erikstolzenberger1517 have y’all seen the snl skit with Eddie Murphy where he makes a cake so bad it comes to life.
@Themeraldknight Жыл бұрын
Well this soup came to life to kill itself.
@erikstolzenberger1517 Жыл бұрын
@@Themeraldknight 😅
@Hannah-fc4it Жыл бұрын
I love Kay. I think the main difference between Kay and Jack is their personalities. Kay seems like a kind grandma that's a little too old and a little too confused to be cooking, but tries anyways. Jack seems like a crazy uncle who is convinced that everything he makes is great and he will force you to eat his food.
@nationalinstituteofcheese30129 ай бұрын
I feel a lot more confident insulting Jack knowing the kind of person he is
@BurgerBoy0058 ай бұрын
Oh he’s the crazy uncle indeed after what he’s done
@Meela90887 ай бұрын
Tbh Kay is kinda giving dodgy witch imo
@chellb956 ай бұрын
@@BurgerBoy005what did he do
@Velociraptor215 ай бұрын
Dude he choked his own son out until his nose started to bleed alot and bragged about nearly killing him
@RaptorJesus Жыл бұрын
The difference between Jack & Kay, to me, is night and day. Kay's like a handful of tips and some loving guidance from being a perfectly serviceable homecook. Jack is a hopeless, ego-driven dumpster fire.
@beepbeeplettuce5890 Жыл бұрын
No whoever's feeding Kay info (if anyone since I'd bet she's just doing a character) is purposefully giving her bad tips cause they know shell do it Basically Kay's an idiot who listens too much to people and jack is an idiot who doesn't listen to anyone
@Squee-g8f Жыл бұрын
Bro this is not "perfectly serviceable."
@thecolorfulgecko2200 Жыл бұрын
nah they’re both hopeless in the cooking area. maybe kay’s personality is better but they’re cooking is both 💩
@pigeon2806 Жыл бұрын
@@Squee-g8f you should probably re-read the comment
@pigeon2806 Жыл бұрын
@@Squee-g8f the entire fucking comment, they mentioned "Kay's like a handful of tips, loving guidance from being a perfectly serviceable home cook"
@ScottLaceyMN Жыл бұрын
She seems like a very sweet woman. If I were invited to her house for a homecooked meal, I don't know how I could hide feeling an upchuck coming without feeling guilty for hurting her feelings. She just seems like a kind-hearted woman. Even though I don't know her, she seemed kinda' depressed at the beginning of the video and I felt sad for her. I hope everything's okay.
@liamblylod5954 Жыл бұрын
yeah shes talked about having depression ); hope shes doing well
@baranobama5375 Жыл бұрын
Well I'd be depressed too if I had to eat that kind of slop
@LynxenX Жыл бұрын
Hate to break it to you, but shes a racist and homophobe. Long time watchers of Kay are very aware of this.
@ScottLaceyMN Жыл бұрын
@@LynxenX Oh wow! Damn.
@kayagorzan Жыл бұрын
@@liamblylod5954 Well, that's terrible news.
@ily2m803 Жыл бұрын
You know when a child draws a picture and shows it to you, and it looks horrible but they look so proud of it that you're just like "Oh . . . It's lovely." That's how I feel about Kay in terms of cooking.
@johnnyrocket1685 Жыл бұрын
Seems like that’s exactly how her son Lee feels every time he tries her food. He always looks like someone just shoved a dog’s raw dick into his mouth before shooting him in the kidney, but then he always says something like: “Oh…. That’s… that’s quite nice.”
@wrygath Жыл бұрын
you described it perfectly. same
@Cl4rendon Жыл бұрын
There`s a difference here - The child doesn`t spread the picture all over youtube seeking for attention on a massive scale and is usually not immune to any advice for improvement.
@kellymay8208 Жыл бұрын
@Cl4rendon they would if they could I bet! And kids are absolutely immune to any sound advice or teaching, especially teens.
@techshabby0001 Жыл бұрын
...and you always take a few stabs at guessing what it is, until you finally have to ask.
@no-pw2xc Жыл бұрын
It's so wholesome when kay says mushyrooms 😭
@brandimcwhorter9050 Жыл бұрын
Mushyrooms Tom-E-ah-toes Honions
@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome Жыл бұрын
@@brandimcwhorter9050 Don't forget spuddy taters and carriots!!
@notnoaintno5134 Жыл бұрын
end produck
@brandimcwhorter9050 Жыл бұрын
@@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome Did you see the video where she tried to pronounce Almond for 6 minutes? Hilarious. I just love her!
@craigusselman546 Жыл бұрын
I liierally said WTF is that when I saw that hideous sludge er soup.
@victore8342 Жыл бұрын
Kay is the only chef capable of making you eat soup with a fork
@uberrobi Жыл бұрын
Jack and simply Sara can give you chokesterol and diabeetus overdose with a "salad" only morbidly obese People would eat
@TimmmTim Жыл бұрын
Damn this could be eaten with chopsticks
@sonialoves444 Жыл бұрын
…and served on a plate
@laurensparanormalreviewsan860 Жыл бұрын
😂
@pineapplesideways3820 Жыл бұрын
Dam her poor son had to eat her food I would of been sick
@Dvailen Жыл бұрын
That "soup" looks like the stuff you find in the pot in the guest house at the beginning of Resident Evil 7.
@captain_vegan Жыл бұрын
I love how she put her "soup" onto a plate instead of into a bowl.
@absolutelyridiculous6743 Жыл бұрын
Even the thickest, heartiest of stews need bowl. This recipe is...special.
@HomieBro420 Жыл бұрын
Captain vegan Japan Missouri, Imagine being gay.
@magnuskallas Жыл бұрын
This actually angers me a bit. It's the third time her "soup" is a thick sauce or filling type of paste. Understanding the concept of "soup" can't be THAT hard!
@HomeDefender30 Жыл бұрын
You’ve never had plate soup before?
@magnuskallas Жыл бұрын
@@HomeDefender30 I started thinking this soup can be eaten off of vertical surface. It's space-age stuff.
@ember613 Жыл бұрын
If i ever get senteced to a death penalty for my last meal im going to get Kay and Jack to recreate their "best" recipe to see if theres any possibility that a real human being can eat what they eat and still be alive
@ADesignsOfficial Жыл бұрын
Probably your execution becomes obsolete in the process
@ember613 Жыл бұрын
@@ADesignsOfficial probably
@peztopher7297 Жыл бұрын
But that meal might be a worse way to go.
@vedward3954 Жыл бұрын
Hell no i will never remake their foods
@hdihiiehei Жыл бұрын
I salute your bravery
@bongscott3738 Жыл бұрын
I love how everything she ever cooks is at the highest heat possible as if thats the only setting possible. No low. No simmer. Just bright red heating elements.
@stoffel6348 Жыл бұрын
I love the way she "stirs" the "soup" in the frying pan. She just pushes it around and the entire thing moves, never getting it evenly or cooking the upper portions. "Mmmm, it's lovely " 🤣
@CyborgSodaCollects Жыл бұрын
Ha ha 🤣
@Freddie7191 Жыл бұрын
I like to think that Kay is a professional arm wrestler in her spare time, and the reason she's so bummed out at the start is because she lost for the first time. This soup is actually an elixir to become stronger so she can defeat her arch nemesis and save the world from good cooking.
@the_other_98_in_milk Жыл бұрын
Kays cooking lore
@mr.bigglesworth2952 Жыл бұрын
wtf.... 😂
@wallaceluna6241 Жыл бұрын
No no he’s onto something here ppl
@haley7464 ай бұрын
8:17 Kay: “That is the end product” *Points at a literal sceptic tank*
@sohmmm Жыл бұрын
Kay straight up be making potions
@hosytaa6018 Жыл бұрын
Don't drink the Kay's kitchen potion at 3am
@klairdelun456 Жыл бұрын
Snape would be proud
@Samizouza Жыл бұрын
It's witch's brew at this point sadly
@bellaberriee2 ай бұрын
@@hosytaa6018 someone should make that a real video
@kings2284 Жыл бұрын
It hurts ny heart that she's so pure but so unholy at the same time
@undeadking42010 ай бұрын
7:58 THAT LOOKS HORRENDOUS, LOOKS LIKE MUD AND DIARRHEA MIXED TOGETHER 💀💀💀
@alterra5429 Жыл бұрын
She replaced the end product with a bowl of the finest sewage from the nearby plant
@hilarywitt Жыл бұрын
And she eats it with a fork.
@sophiacristina Жыл бұрын
Of course, imagine eating that soup!!!
@lorelei816 Жыл бұрын
its so funny that she put soup on a PLATE
@Mitsoxfan Жыл бұрын
The end result of the human centipede
@DomesticAnimo Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Krutamuzyka Жыл бұрын
In certain parts of England they use Kay's Soup instead of cement when building houses.
@ccroyalty7301 Жыл бұрын
8:33 she fully committed to the content 😭😭
@ajs3637 Жыл бұрын
Kay single handedly recreated the stuff you find in the fridge in resident evil 8
@sacredsecrecy9620 Жыл бұрын
YES!!! Finally some other fellow gamer who shares my thoughts about that abomination 😁👍🤝🤝 Thank you for your comment, sir!
@ALPHAANDOMEGA19989 ай бұрын
Why you being horrible leave her alone
@bumblingbe2 ай бұрын
@@ALPHAANDOMEGA1998you might be in the wrong comment section my man.
@Brophyz- Жыл бұрын
I genuinely hope she's alright, not making a joke just being honest she seemed down, I hope she's not feeling down or low in her life, I hope she genuinely is a happy person and was just having a rough day honestly. Thanks for the content cuz it does bring a laugh, appreciate you brother, just putting my hopes out there 🙏🏽💪🏽
@ThisIsReallyStupid_Youtube Жыл бұрын
yeah the whole video seems off for some reason
@TheGuthan Жыл бұрын
yeah man seriously, I hope none of the backlash by others has brought her down
@Droopydrawers Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I love watching her videos because she’s just so lovely and full of life, but she seems a bit down lately 😢
@Bravo6Warpig Жыл бұрын
Yeah she seems like a very sweet lady.
@reply-if-need-insult Жыл бұрын
Yeah it looks off but literally everyone is bashing her about it. No doubt she has seen it
@sitruuna6979 Жыл бұрын
Even though her food might be bad, you just can't be mad at her because she's so adorable 😊
@Scrabbledat Жыл бұрын
She keeps turning up the temp so high that all traces of liquid evaporate. She’s basically making a mushroom reduction.
@comradeurod9805 Жыл бұрын
Reducing the mushrooms to ashes
@MeowingCat83510 ай бұрын
@@comradeurod9805 cremation of mushrooms Final day of mushrooms Mushrooms went to hell
@Witchblood Жыл бұрын
I can't bring myself to insult Kay personally. She just sounds so sweet.
@Crowman.84 Жыл бұрын
sadly are cooking isn't
@Witchblood Жыл бұрын
@@Crowman.84 I can't say that matters much tbh
@Crowman.84 Жыл бұрын
@GoblinWitDaButta so you're saying if she served you a plate of her "soup" with a smile you would eat it ?
@Sammy38 Жыл бұрын
@@Crowman.84 yes I would
@Crowman.84 Жыл бұрын
@@Sammy38 well its your funeral bro 😪
@irgendwer1437 Жыл бұрын
01:44 - best part - put a bigger pan to an smaller spot. This woman rly dont give a fck about anything in her life. Im happy she still has a home.
@pdrg Жыл бұрын
Kay is *such* a darling, though. So humble and genuine and warm.
@pristinegirll Жыл бұрын
shes so cute 😕😭
@NextToToddliness Жыл бұрын
It's too bad character doesn't rub off into the cooking.
@matthewvaughan8192 Жыл бұрын
‘’I followed the recipe, or whatever you want to call it, exactly as it says. This is what it was supposed to like. Mine doesn’t really look like that.’’ Lee: ‘’S’alright.’’ ‘’Lee’s said it’s alright.’’ 🙂
@onionjohnny6572 Жыл бұрын
Thick as a post though.
@probablydeadinside7877 Жыл бұрын
unfortunately, she probably isn't THAT sweet.. she's been vocally against muslims in the past and i don't believe anything has come up to prove that she's changed this mindset, and she thinks that anyone not born in britain should, and i quote, "well if u dont like it fuck off back to where u come n give us britain back" - Kay (full post, 1st of Nov 2013, i believe on Facebook: "i can.t believe what i have just recieved on f b that christmas is banned cause it up sets muslims well if u dont like it fuck off back to where u come n give us britain back") there is, of course, always the chance she's changed her mindset, but without definitive proof, we've only got this to rely on
@mommy2libras Жыл бұрын
I really want to go to Kay's and make her a meal. She puts in so much effort and is so cheerful and sweet and then has to eat that. I feel bad.
@missmarie_8790 Жыл бұрын
Cheerful? Were we watching the same video? She always seems so depressed to me.
@nicklo8263 Жыл бұрын
@@missmarie_8790 shes lost her spirit after the 90th burnt sludge meal
@Dirty-Heretic Жыл бұрын
8:17 How the fuck did she make the butter come back? Like she fried it to a crisp basically so no liquids were left.
@Amogusdreamybull69 Жыл бұрын
This woman somehow made Minecraft’s suspicious stew irl💀💀💀 The soup probably won’t give you good effect tho…
@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын
42 👍
@Niagaranobs Жыл бұрын
Sus 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🤨🤨🤨🤨
@PLANDerLinde99 Жыл бұрын
@@bensoncheung2801 42 👍
@marker6814 Жыл бұрын
Poison II Instant damage
@NeoDarkling Жыл бұрын
The fact that she's eating soup off of a PLATE tells you exactly how wrong things went.
@epresley8324 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@candiceb1680 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@DeannaHooper-su5to10 күн бұрын
She’s trying to factory reset herself with this soup
@plumbobby1309 Жыл бұрын
I love how she calls them mushyrooms, its so cute :)
@kcsookool Жыл бұрын
3:24 the amount of butter is disgusting me
@Dorito_Djinn Жыл бұрын
Kay sounded so sad! I hope she's okay. We love to make fun of her cooking but no ill will towards her as a person. I hope she makes many bad dishes to come.
@TheRealVodun13 Жыл бұрын
Kay genuinely seems like a nice and great person, she just needs culinary advice
@julie-18 Жыл бұрын
she seems genuinely lost at least she’s not intentionally trying to give viewers salmonella or other illnesses
@mocha3255 Жыл бұрын
She needs a culinary intervention.
@ZeroCool_333 Жыл бұрын
Yes she seems nice and great person also the only person will put on hospital for weeka for having diarrhea and food poison.
@J04n3 Жыл бұрын
And a proper cookbook
@Skaliton Жыл бұрын
she gets advice and then ignores it her 'beef wellington' recipe started with the meat well done and she complained about it being pink (spoiler alert it wasn't) and decided that the appropriate amount of time listed when you start wasn't enough because her already burnt beef clearly wasn't charcoal yet
@redbeardthepink4809 Жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the least edible-looking things I have ever seen anyone make 🤢
@0x4d2c3 Жыл бұрын
With that amount of flour she was well on the way to a mushroom bread.
@totallylooney8292 Жыл бұрын
Usually "we all know and love" is said with a wink, but I genuinely love Kay. Her and her buttery mushroom paste.
@bcaye Жыл бұрын
Alton Brown disproved the don't wash mushrooms myth with science. Years ago.
@ADesignsOfficial Жыл бұрын
If you think British cuisine is the vale of European culinary, then there is Kay sitting somewhere in the UK right at the bottom of all this. But, to be fair, you didnt expect that she brought a shovel and starts digging.
@chadimirputin2282 Жыл бұрын
Have you tried chip shop style black pudding wrapped in streaky bacon deep fried? It's absolutely amazing. 👏
@mcintosh206 Жыл бұрын
Definitely. If she her brain was really that mince, there would be no 'kid' living with her
@skyfalldeadpool1633 Жыл бұрын
Too hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@imbookedandverybusyhoney Жыл бұрын
The END product 😳 Poor Kay, she looks so defeated and exhausted 😢 Kay, please get some rest and just order takeout..it’s probably safer anyway 😂
@soukthavoneinsisienmay1188 Жыл бұрын
Well said! 😂 You can hear how out of breath she is.
@LurkingCrassZero25 күн бұрын
The blender motor will almost certainly be burnt out now.
@silverserpent420 Жыл бұрын
Holy cow that ended up looking like the, "food" Nacho libre made for the orphans. "Mmm, is guud". Bless her heart. I gotta soft spot for her. Fun fact: YT CC gets every other word wrong yet perfectly transcribed, "Tommy-artos" when Kay said it. 🤷🏽♀️🍅
@sirweebs2914 Жыл бұрын
Very sus
@AjOnTvjit Жыл бұрын
7:50 on some real shit activated my fight or flight response
@sam-e8c2f Жыл бұрын
She messed up the roux, which is why she ended up with that mess. The quantity of onions is fine, but she burnt the garlic. You need to wash the mushrooms, but the ones she is using are hard to cut because they are old. There's way too much butter. No need to put it in the blender. I feel sorry for her she has no idea how to cook.
@hatuu10483 ай бұрын
You don't wash mushrooms cause mushrooms soak in the water pretty fast. This ends up in you pan/pot as liquid and most recipies would be fked up just cause the mushroom were washed. Take a brush, brush them off, cut the end of the stems and you're good to go!
@sam-e8c2f3 ай бұрын
@@hatuu1048 What? White Button and Portabella mushrooms are cultivated in manure, and when you purchase them from the store, they still have traces of manure on them. If you don't wash them properly, you risk exposure to E. coli or parasites. To ensure they're safe to eat, rinse the mushrooms thoroughly and then dry them before use. Your suppose to actually wash them in salt water, per federal food safety regulations. You obviously don't cook them until they are dry and its the mushroom gills that retain the water.
@hatuu10483 ай бұрын
@AnonGuardians okay, you NEVER wash mushrooms. Not Portobello and for sure not white button.... They act like sponges if washed with water. Sure they are cultivated in manure but you do know they grow out of it and when harvested, they get a clean cut at the stem without getting im contact with the manure ever again. And wtf are you talking about E Coli. You're supposed to cook them anyways, which would kill all remaining germs. But even if eaten raw, mushrooms are nowadays mostly cultivated in soil/clay based manure. You can cut mushrooms directly from their soil, rinse of the dirt and eat them. You won't get sick... You know that food safety regulations at least here in Europe, would take all mushrooms out of their shelves if contaminated with EColi? No store would be able to sell them... I would rather peel my mushrooms before washing them. And before you go again with "you wash your mushrooms" look it up on Google, look how real chefs do it, then come back...
@JPFalcononor Жыл бұрын
This was the episode that finally convinced me at least that she is conning us all. This is the ultimate comedy program where she plays a bad cook.
@WandererEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
I actually think she does play a bad cook because I remember on one of her videos someone commented if this was an act/if she was acting as a bad cook and she replied with a winky face
@Smulenify Жыл бұрын
I think she probably is a bad cook, but that she exaggerate for views. Jack on the other hand I believe really is the worst cook in the world, there are 3 year olds with better culinary skills.
@beepbeeplettuce5890 Жыл бұрын
I mean I'd believe it, I can't believe someone is unironically that inept at cooking without any desire to get better
@SovietMarmalade Жыл бұрын
@@WandererEnjoyer the amount of "redo" videos theyve done say otherwise
@smoketech9713 Жыл бұрын
The tragic consequences of inbreeding.
@heasydragon Жыл бұрын
7:09 - you can hear the plaintive cries of the blender, begging to be released from the infernal torment that is Kay's Kitchen...begging for her to stop spanking it only a few seconds later...
@Pops6185 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised it didn't burnout.
@Miracleman227 Жыл бұрын
The moter on that blender sounds like it's on the verge of offing itself.
@BunniiBro Жыл бұрын
4:42 naw August. She poured an entire Quart of flour in there man. 😔
@marysizemore191 Жыл бұрын
Her talking over the blender had me in tears. And I think Lee refuse to eat it.🤣🤣🤣
@warpath6666 Жыл бұрын
LOL!!! When Lee won't eat it, now that's powerful 😄🤣 ... this reminds me of when we we're kids and we made mud pies outside and tried to get someone to eat it 😄🤣😄🤣
@Reesemike Жыл бұрын
The blender wasn’t even moving I’m seconds in and I’m already scared what did she put in that thing cement
@mexipatti Жыл бұрын
blackened old mushyroom and watery frozen hunyons,,, add some carriots , what could go wrong.
@mexipatti Жыл бұрын
wait,, I forgot enough flour to make a loaf of bread
@natthevilone Жыл бұрын
Normally the food doesn't look half as bad, but oh god how did Kay manage to cook food from resident evil
@inyourdreams1718 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god 💀
@debaronAZK Жыл бұрын
😂
@MrVikaem Жыл бұрын
I love that in both Jack and Kay's videos there is always that little element of surprise you don't get anywhere else on youtube.
@YewNayVerse8 ай бұрын
4:30 yep, in her defense it's not uncommon to have it thicken this much at the start, this is a rue, cooking it like that as a paste removes the flour taste via caramelization. Similar thing with gravy and stews, though it'd be highly irregular to keep the veg in during this step, it's usually it's only butter and flour in the pan at this point, removing things from the pan after searing and rendering any fat. She also doesn't cook it long enough, the four/fat combo would add to the "fond" on the bottom, Browning and developing flavor until you add broth to the hot pan "de-glazing" via rapid boiling as the caramelized flour mixture absorbs liquid and seperates from the pan (which is also why wine is often used, alcohol boils more rapidly). This way would be the worst way, sticking to the veg, still tasting like flour, and not developing any new flavors (as well as portion problems to get the final "soup" thin enough). 😅 Would actually be more effective to skip and just add cornstarch later, even if that's less flavor than the real method, it's a lot harder to mess up if you don't know what you're doing.
@YewNayVerse8 ай бұрын
Yeah, I don't think she understood the directions, there's a lot that's close to how one could make it that she wouldn't have randomly guessed, but she's missing the key ideas and goals behind each step. 😅 Bless her heart, you can tell she tried, but just doesn't know the specifics or how to correct, she may not have had a proper mushroom soup before either.
@Aimdrew Жыл бұрын
This looks remarkably similar to a type of gravy my mum would make when I was a little kid. It was solid and jokingly “it’s own food group” but I loved it.
@lisahoshowsky4251 Жыл бұрын
7:46 the sizzle It’s literally made me scrunch up my shoulders and silently gag, I feel like that amorphous blob should not make that sound, soup should not normally make that sound when it is a liquid. It sounds like it’s screaming to be free
@lauriep9067 Жыл бұрын
Bring on a Jack and Kay cook off . Chicken dishes.
@anemoia6 Жыл бұрын
kay would definitly win. kay makes more gross recipes than jack normally but jack makes more dangerous ones. depends on the meal but with chicken kay would win
@RoseKindred Жыл бұрын
That looks like something my cat made this morning on the carpet after I fed her.
@raccoon93 Жыл бұрын
I knew the soup looked familiar 🤣🤣
@shannonw4577 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@stonegillespie7370 Жыл бұрын
I love Kay, she would make such a good aunt
@THEjoelivingstone Жыл бұрын
She's more than welcome at Christmas, but holy shit her food isn't.
@laurensparanormalreviewsan860 Жыл бұрын
Shes a lovely person
@huhnoodles6478 Жыл бұрын
@@THEjoelivingstoneLMAOOOO
@taylorhaynes74025 күн бұрын
I think i love watching Kay cook, with your commentary. It's a sweet spot.
@DaniM2002 Жыл бұрын
This dish is the real life version of breath of the wild cooking. It looks like that dish where you just throw weird stuff in the pot and see what happens
@songsthatarecatchy Жыл бұрын
Dubious food.
@DooDooWater9732-n5z Жыл бұрын
If it's like Dubious Food, I'd be hella suprised. At least Link could eat the shit he put together.
@sacredsecrecy9620 Жыл бұрын
Nah, it def looks more like rotten slop from Margarete Baker's kitchen. That's literally the first image that plopped up in my head as soon as I saw that thumbnail. Capcom must've watched Kay's channel for some inspiration.
@c.m5043 Жыл бұрын
@@sacredsecrecy9620 this is exactly what was in the pot at the start of the game.
@minegamer5826 Жыл бұрын
7:35 Now that's some resident evil 7 food right there
@Vlaud Жыл бұрын
"Some" butter in it? There was enough butter in there to send me into cardiac arrest just from watching it all become blended together.
@MCDreng Жыл бұрын
Kay literally made the soup from resident evil 7. Like look at 7:30 and then look at the soup from resident evil 7. No difference.
@sacredsecrecy9620 Жыл бұрын
Totally!! That's the very first thing I thought of as soon as I saw that disgusting thumbnail 🙈😅 Now we know where Capcom took their inspiration from 😁👍
@darceysmyth4169 Жыл бұрын
Ya know that soup’s good when you can plate it up 👍🏻
@ellie_maexx Жыл бұрын
Hi It’s me ellie 😂
@Ghostfoxkori Жыл бұрын
Mushy rooms
@scorpionqueen11 Жыл бұрын
Kay serving "soup" on a plate is absolutely sending me. LMAO.
@qwerkiangoita7148 Жыл бұрын
0:09 Oh no It reminds me the soup of the canteen of the school but radioactive
@NortelGeek Жыл бұрын
That blender didn't even want it.
@Freebase_lace Жыл бұрын
I like how she adds cream because it’s too dark like it’s coffee or something.
@Seratonin_Hunter Жыл бұрын
Ah yes chewing the soup just like you're supposed to
@J04n3 Жыл бұрын
That soup looks like dust and dirt mixed with water.
@shadnenz793 Жыл бұрын
Kay has such a great personality, and I love her content so much, even if her cooking isn't the best. I hope she's doing okay, she seemed so sad or just not with it like she usually is.
@ChaffPro Жыл бұрын
Gotta love kays professional cooking
@davidstandeven5250 Жыл бұрын
She could dead ass throw this in the oven and get a decent mushroom mustafa or something. So close to greatness 5:53
@carolinesconcertvids860 Жыл бұрын
It's coming up to the 1st year "anniversary" of losing my cat who was run over by a car and killed. I've been thinking of him a lot lately and feeling sad. You reacting to Kay never fails to cheer me up
@Cory_Springer Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that. I've lost 2 pets (1 dog 1 cat) to being run over, and my last cat just disappeared one day to never be seen again. It took at least a year to get over that last one that just vanished. It's never easy to lose a furbaby.
@sabakunoksan Жыл бұрын
I was so genuinely like "who hurt you, kay??? I'll fight " at the beginning of her video
@donhansen5677 Жыл бұрын
She wasn't that far off really. She messed up a bit in the prep work. She should have washed the mushrooms, patted them dry with a towel or paper towel, spread them out in direct sunlight (this makes Vitamin D) for 30 minutes or so. Then rough chop them, put in a pan with oil/butter/margarine add salt, let the mushrooms sweat a bit, then add in onions, wait about 3 minutes and add in garlic cooking on about medium high heat. After about 2 minutes or longer depending on how cooked you like your onions, remove the mushrooms/onions/garlic from the pan to a plate. Using the remaining oil in the pan add in some flour on low heat for the small pot she was using around 2 tablespoons of flour. Cook the roux on medium low for about 4 to 5 minutes or until it looks cooked. Then add "COLD" stock or milk/cream/water and mix thoroughly, bringing the heat up to med high, mixing constantly until it thickens to the desired consistency and seasoned (salt/pepper) to your liking, turn off the heat and add in the reserved mushrooms, onions, garlic, juices and continue mixing for about 2 minutes. Remove the pot and place on a cool surface and serve.
@1v1.1 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who got cement vibes at 7:41
@paristhomas9274 Жыл бұрын
She should open The Chum Bucket 😂
@ARTSONICFAN990 Жыл бұрын
She would put Plankton into retirement. XD
@djonex1683 Жыл бұрын
6:00 I'd have that on some toast, ngl.
@plitas Жыл бұрын
3:07 - She said that she was told to never wash the mushy rooms, but she always does anyway, so she did wash the mushy rooms
@joachimlarsen2k Жыл бұрын
Watching Kay use a knife never fails to get my adrenaline pumping
@sirweebs2914 Жыл бұрын
For real. The way she just puts her finger flat on the mushroom while cutting it is just keeping me on the edge of my seat.
@carlocalderon3659 Жыл бұрын
1:32 through August’s voice, this is the most animated I have ever heard him. Everybody in the comments always makes a comment about whenever August laughs. 3:07
@Mr_Outic8 ай бұрын
Not quite sure if I agree with the statement; This won't cost me anything.. Lost my dinner, to my carpet. Or in my carpet?
@bernadinemmm1230 Жыл бұрын
Let me correct you just real quick it's not important but for Kay she said "they say don't wash your mushrooms but i always do" and honestly I had to correct you because I'm proud that she washed them at the very least 😂
@SindyJ37 Жыл бұрын
Yes i caught that too thank you for mentioning it...im glad she did wash her shrooms
@notaplasticexistence Жыл бұрын
Let's just hope she never washes chicken
@TjallieBrrr Жыл бұрын
He sometimes selectively hears something ive noticed that, does add to the joke tho lol
@Jayd_Edits_yt5 ай бұрын
YES thank you I knew some one had to tell him she said she does 😭
@gaspi91 Жыл бұрын
Kay: I don't think 3min is long enough to cook stuff Also Kay: serves raw rice 🤦♂️
@AmarSingh-ew3nc Жыл бұрын
Burns uncooked food 🤣🤣
@malikdespanie4344 Жыл бұрын
Jack: Eats raw chicken.
@pizzasammich3807 Жыл бұрын
I want a colab show where kay makes her messed up food, then a good youtube chef has to come in and attempt to make it amazing
@Tazkar Жыл бұрын
That is the literal definition of Slop that you see in cartoons for lunch jokes.
@Unheeding Жыл бұрын
I often make the comparison of soup and porridge and most times I prefer soup, but kate. She. She combined them.
@YikesKris Жыл бұрын
I wanna see Jack and Kay do a cook-off .. the least lethal meal wins
@robertschnobert9090 Жыл бұрын
Kay is a national treasure. I love this woman 🌈
@foodieishuvlogs81 Жыл бұрын
🤮🤮🤮sorry
@biznessjones6662 Жыл бұрын
The rainbow let me know it's because of women power.
@reddog6256 Жыл бұрын
I reckon Kay may have a cognitive disability.
@storytimewithunclekumaran5004 Жыл бұрын
@@biznessjones6662 the cult flag. steer clear.. problem solved..
@pietrayday9915 Жыл бұрын
I've got a bit of a soft spot for Kay. Something about an apparently gentle and mild-mannered, middle-aged woman from the UK with a nearly incomprehensible accent, an Iron Maiden t-shirt, and an idiosyncratic style of do-it-yourself cooking just sort of ticks all the oddest boxes for me. Not that I'd eat that cooking, mind you, but I can't help thinking that a couple beers and an episode of Monty Python or two for an ice-breaker, and Kay would probably tell you the funniest damned stories you've ever heard.... Jack, on the other hand, of the infamous green-meat chili incident, just sort of makes me want to throw punches around, and I'm not the sort of person that ever feels like throwing punches....