The Worst Tarkov Detectives...

[@martenerlebach7682]

Going down bunker - sees 5+ bodys - dont even try to check a corner - straight hops into looting mode - nearly got killed.

[@justinn5357]

I wish he’d actually try lol.

[@55galsofslip73]

wtf spoilers

[@hamsterfromabove8905]

@@55galsofslip73 1. Who tf cares about spoilers of a random youtube video. 2. Why are you reading the comments of a video that you care about spoilers for?

[@aethernets9442]

And then here I am killing a player going out of a building on Ground zero but I also heard an m4 in there so I spent 10 minutes clearing every angle or the building, never fucking found him (guy I killed had a shotty)

[@nononame2033]

@@hamsterfromabove8905 Also how is it spoilers when Aqua does this exact same thing in every video, lol.

[@nononame2033]

Welyn constantly calling out potential threats, clearing areas ( 22:10 ), gets into a fight and dies. Aqua during this time is completely oblivious, he's looking around like an old man lost in a shopping mall, stares at welyn while he's fighting while providing 0 help, walks, then runs and kills the player scav. Absolute cinema.

[@dough6328]

Thats why we love him

[@ToxicMutantz]

It hurts to waych

[@a_catfish5180]

20:40 that man probably tried to identify if Aqua was a scav or not because he certainly looks like one Also the way they keep flagging each other and literally ADS’ing at each other makes me pucker every time I’m just waiting for the “that was me”

[@ProudMartian6969]

Wish for 2025 is for aqua to talk to his duo while in a gunfight. Welyn tries so hard

[@carllinnaeus4447]

My duo does this, it’s so annoying bro 😂 like you can’t just tell me where dude is at ?

[@yurilopes420]

@@carllinnaeus4447 aqua multiple times goes silent when his duo is asking "is this you shooting??" bro a "no" is the LEAST effort word you can muster, please just say so 😂😂

[@carllinnaeus4447]

@@yurilopes420 my duo almost killed me with a nade yesterday bc I didn’t know he was nading from afar while I was pushing😂

[@wompy-ru]

Sees someone shooting a mile away and proceeds to not use a fully automatic machine gun grenade launcher with a magnified scope literal feet to his right only to get taken out for his mistake, classic Aqua moment

[@gametime7285]

welyn sounds like the type of kid who wears a bow tie & plays contemporary trumpet

[@boolsdip]

he has the personality of a flat tire i swear

[@TheStorageGambler]

@@boolsdip hes a genuinely nice person. Never has a bad thing to say about anyone. Kind of a lame judgement of someone thats so refreshingly positive.

[@tacklemcclean]

welyn is great

[@nicpete492]

@@TheStorageGambler”he’s genuinely a nice person” you don’t know him personally. You watch videos that he specially curated for release on the internet. He could be a serial puppy murderer in real life, we’d never know.

[@boolsdip]

@@TheStorageGambler i didnt say hes not nice, i said hes uninteresting and uncharismatic. theyre not mutually exclusive, ever met a golden retriever?

[@cyliemyrus]

I haven't gone to McDonald's in like 3 years. I usually get 2 hamburgers and 2 McChicken and a medium fry, THAT SHIT CAME OUT TO $17!!!

[@DisgracedAero]

You get 4 sandwiches and fries? Who are you feeding

[@alang-tx4kr]

2 mcchickens $7 two burgers $7 one L fry $3 , checks out

[@beansofproduction]

It's not cheap, sometimes it takes a half hour to get (not fast) and it's terrible for you. I think people are just getting it out of habit at this point.

[@thorsalgard9516]

I remember when the double quarter pounder large meal was 9 bucks

[@TheStorageGambler]

My entire family has had a stomach virus all week and these videos are keeping me sane. Thank you

[@aspenEarthmover]

23:36 he looks like me posing for a family photo when I was 8

[@boriskvachski6645]

New here and i only know welyn from rust but yalls duos make me weak as hell dont play tarkov either but you are my same level of energy and joy so i love the videos❤

[@KenzoTan1942]

this guy sure loves his paca armor like there's a grudge against better armor classes.

[@mocaman99]

Cheers for the vid Aqua and team :)

[@Deviant-Blades]

Should petition BSG that on the last day of drops everyone gets a THICC Item case so we have somewhere to put the warehouse worth of items needed for hideout on top of quest stuff! lol

[@xdtheforgottentacoxd825]

I found the aqua FPS doll thing got super excited that my favorite streamer/ ytuber was one of the first dolls I got also got a led x found in raid :) luckly wipe but I can’t figure out why I haven’t killed many people I’m thinking it’s my ammo types so I’m trying study that for now :) this is my first wipe ever to

[@davejones8462]

Welyn never getting a kappa item is pretty lame but him never grinding for kappa is so based

[@Marco-Solo]

That thumbnail is art

[@FoxtrotAlphaGolf]

Tarkov Aqua is actually what he thinks Boromir was in FotR

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

29:28 ..A wallet and an ornament in that fallen down shelf there, no?

[@raccoonhatcity7627]

The noises of a middle aged man who just ate mc Donald's.... with a hand sketched diagram, playing geo guesser.

[@willygc9143]

Any time I hear that is correct i think of that billy madison scene, pretty sure that is what he was referencing so it was refreshing.

[@duncanidaho5834]

2:24 was that Chris Farley in Billy Madison?

[@Sorelion-S]

The next instalment of goblin gaming is upon us

[@mattb9299]

It always bugs me that Aqua rarely loots weapon attachments, a lot of those random parts you find are worth a crap tonne to vendor or to save until flee opens.

[@TheCooPeer]

I'll never understand how Aqua loots that poorly. He left some of the useful stuff in the drop but takes the geiger counter? lmao

[@kevingilley1103]

Aqua's perception of loot value comes from like 8 wipes ago and he cannot learn new values or items

[@76molo]

Im a fan of the frequent romping here

[@kalebhoskins639]

The scavs are super goated this wipe so far. They have the aim of the gods, and they spawn almost right on top of you. Pls tell me im not the only one this is happening to.

[@havefun1234able]

ive had a cultist legit spawn INTO me, was running on customs then all of the sudden there was a cultist right on top of me and continued to run in front of me , easiest THOR armor of my life

[@christopherterzakos6118]

I've been 1 tapped by scams like 7 times this wipe , 20 years away first shot of their gun right into my face.

[@vanillavitch_]

they're on that olivier salad this wipe

[@boolsdip]

if scavs spawn ON TOP OF YOU, maybe try moving around?

[@raynman6466]

​@boolsdip try again but this time think first

[@aastarsi1142]

Killed an ai scav and he had a moonshine on him. They def have better loot on them sometimes. Worth searching.

[@TylerColeman-fm5bp]

Just remember, always come from two angles and be balls deep in loot.

[@elidean5287]

Thank you for everything aqua, forgive me for so little

[@Rain_Dancer134]

that player scav totally thought you were another scav, probably because of the blank adar

[@martenerlebach7682]

Weyln pushed - Aqua keeps sitting behind - dont even try to help him ^^ --- its amazing every time - and also funny to see how much patience his friends have with his kind of gameplay

[@frozeninferno7381]

watching aqua pass up salad saddens me

[@supermuffindude-1394]

tremendous romp

[@RuruRampage]

He really needs to play solo or with less inclined team mates. I feel so bad for Welyn when he's just desperately trying to preserve good comms.

[@MasterMatter]

Bro finally came up....

[@Corv0xe]

This video was art just like the art Aqua and Greg did on GREGnAQUA channel

[@maximusultra9928]

have you got a nice chrispy minty fresh apple aqua?

[@itz_N4ked]

Was in the middle of watching last night's video when this one was posted W

[@timopls3235]

Hmm yes, it seems like i will indeed use my ocular humanly devices to percieve this set of still images compressed into a motion hmm yes.

[@RattusMcBlyatus]

Twas a fine romp indeed.

[@TheCooPeer]

I haven't watched Aqua in quite a while. Is he playing with that little effort in every game? Or is he just over Tarkov at this point and just plays it for the view/subs

[@HurtyTeefs]

Yes

[@TheJellis]

Ahh yessss, pissboy and the coolgamer back in action

[@AngryLunk]

What a romp.

[@boolsdip]

mf didnt know which way to cross his arms hahaahhaah

[@waterfluu5539]

i love when daddy loot lord plays tarkov and suffer at my place

[@Rain_Dancer134]

Aqua buddy if your teammate is saying stuff like "you wanna push them?" or "should we try to peak that?" and you say "yeah" that means your teammate is expecting you to be pushing with them, I get wanting to hang back a tad not to get in their way or catch a stray but cmon bro you kinda just left Welyn to push alone out there

[@DMR_MAK]

5:17 😂😂😂

[@tacticalwookiee7476]

Just 2 bros. Romping.

[@user-rn8sy7kj1h]

remember children, if you do anything, anything at all.. do it BRAVELY

[@Ragsta]

Olivier salad is fucking awesome

[@samuelbockle9440]

REMOVE FLEE COMPLETY! its so cool to find stuff you desperatly need or modding youre shit guns in raid its what makes tarkov next to grinding the tasks fun for me and i have the feeling many others too yes i could just play without flee but when evryone else uses it and i do not i think the disadvantage is to big and you only get the full loaded weapons as loot if you kill someone

[@shhlie]

Beast ❤

[@sovereigndark7792]

The bi-monthly McDonalds craving is real

[@BrassBashers]

1:34 I haven't had McDonalds in over 10 years. I ate the crap out of it as a freshman in college, then ate the crap out of it again like 3 years later while I was working construction cause my foreman at it every other day. Then I finally opened my eyes and realized the truth: it's not real food. It's been manipulated and so many preservatives and BS have been mixed with it that no human being should even think about eating it.

[@Izfishi]

I never watched a vid on loot runs on reserve I just created my own and been rich since I first loaded into reserve that very fateful day 😂

[@boolsdip]

i hope saying have mcdonalds and some fruit to offset it was a joke, thinking that does ANYTHING shows why some of these guys should have pursued reading a book

[@FoxtrotAlphaGolf]

third straight AlsoAqua video where i criticize. Today we see Aqua watching his duo run at a scav and die, while he sat shaking in his boots. Literally starts slow walking at 22:25 lmao. I love Aqua. Great guy. Great content. But man, you'd expect more with nearly 3k hours invested into Tarkov.

[@Waifen1337]

Ive stopped watching his tarkov vids because i just get mad at his gamesense so i literally cant watch it. Sorry ik he is a dad but bro has probably 3x my hours and is making me cringe.

[@brandohunto3574]

*Farts in spanish

[@torean318]

I've never seen worse players telling others the way they play is wrong 😂 Love Aqua, but he's talking about things he has no idea on or is purposefully forgetting how awful it can be to be item-locked by rng

[@bengga203]

the videos end so fast :( i want more

[@Sir......]

God bless Mr Aqua and Welyn. two fine gents. happy 2025

[@Moobumbe]

cool i just finished the last one

[@soccerboss7924]

Same dude perfect timing

[@AndrewSlacks]

Kiss Wednesdayyyyy!!! Lets go gamers

[@user-ty6lt8xp8t]

12:50 found in raid needs to be abolished

[@___Venice___]

why does he keep talking about mcdonalds

[@austinbrady5453]

First! I love you Aqua. Can we have a kiss?

[@Don_Hector]

Get a grip buddy

[@rorycrane9778]

Kisses

[@MasterMatter]

​@Don_Hector yeah grip this pole.

[@cleetus405]

Milk

[@SenORurkE]

That other guy is annoying af

[@Elliw117]

wooo

[@matth9w]

We in

[@niehlis9504]

HOWDY

[@comradesvanticki4786]

Alrighht

[@kadevanschindel5218]

Why so many vids with welyn? Unwatchable.

[@5Metalgod5]

Waaa

[@nonono5351]

I think aqua is the worst teammate in existence

[@ah9580]

this is gayer then Instagram joke vids , hate from everyone.