This item is NOT for a Tarkov Cult Ritual... (I swear)

[@ivanhill6099]

Yay glute lord is back

[@sourmaui4090]

time to get me some of those Christmas hams !

[@juanezsanchez4441]

What a strangely sensitive, delicate man. Gets the shits from a sandwich and is somehow emotionally harmed from a shower that's too warm

[@etp7393]

I'm burnt out on tarkov and don't have much time for it anymore, but I love watching you play Tarkov. You are one of the funniest guys in the game. keep up the great work!!!

[@cw6913]

“Does anyone know how to get a frostbite effect?” Like it’s some ancient illness we’ve eradicated lmao just stand outside for a raid and you’ll get it.

[@4PipeExhaust]

It needs to be actively snowing in the raid while you're outside, hence his question. Just standing outside while it's not snowing doesn't give you frostbite. "lmao"

[@Marpla-u9l]

@@4PipeExhaust yeah i didnt get the frostbite for like a week i thought they added it later , i wasnt much in the open it seems :D

[@cw6913]

@@4PipeExhaust that’s why I said “for a raid” meaning just spend the raid outside - almost every raid I’ve done this wipe it’s started snowing and I’ve gotten the frostbite affect.

[@dough6328]

@@cw6913 Thats funny because for the first couple of days for me, and many others it seems, it was not snowing at all, so nobody were getting frostbite, potentially a bug that got fixed later

[@cw6913]

@@dough6328 weird, I’ve been playing pretty much every day since the wipe and I feel like I’ve seen snow pretty consistently.

[@jaleel.4239]

4am in Germany, and here i'am watching Papa Aqua‘s Tarkov Video‘s

[@samuraiskill7062]

Nice!

[@SgtJohnRemairez]

A couple days ago I had my lvl 14 paladin mining underwater when my cat jumped on my lap and caused me to knock over my drink. In a state of confusion I panicked and went to get towels to prevent any damage, by the time I was in the kitchen I realized I left my character underwater mining...I ran back and by the time I surfaced I had only enough health for 1 tick but I was still considered underwater so I drowned. I honestly don't feel like starting another character because my vacation is almost over before I go back to work :(

[@dillbingus9959]

Unlucky

[@zachary8872]

What game are you guys talking about

[@SgtJohnRemairez]

@@zachary8872 World Of Warcraft Hardcore, I sort of just said this because Aqua mentioned his friend dying during the video lol

[@tig3r_lily]

@5:45 THE MUSIC STARTS FOR JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ashiloneil7276]

Loving these vids and thanks for helping to fuel the tarkov addiction!

[@WetCiggizz]

God I feel that shower talk. I’ve had a normal shower and got distracted with shaving or brushing and just felt like I needed another shower

[@mathiasegal]

Doing setup with a regular shotgun is dumb, just do it with the MP-18, load it with good mosin ammo and put a scope on it, boom and you got a sniper that onetaps people and counts for setup

[@tsandt8]

What?! Does that really work?

[@mathiasegal]

@tsandt8 Yes it does :D if you inspect, in the top left it says "Shotgun" and you need to use an MP series shotgun, which it is.. i made 3 kills on one raid yesterday :)

[@SirTunnelSnake]

11:41 Misses three shots on people he shouldn't even be shooting at to begin with. "Should I hunt them???" Never change Aqua.

[@Systematiclol]

Every time I make something to eat I find myself watching the adventures of Aqua. Can't complain.

[@Österrikiskkonstnär]

So cozy when Aqua enjoys Tarkov

[@xale52791]

I had the same mindset about PvE, but then a friend made me try it a bit when we were bored late last wipe and I was pleasantly surprised. I'm not playing it currently with the fresh wipe, but it's a solid way to scratch the tarkov itch when wipe gets old.

[@Manimon.]

19:44 well someone dosnt know about the new Feature xd

[@Rain_Dancer134]

honestly you kinda cooked that dude on ground zero, good stuff. Also this update scavs are coded to suppress you way more so you can't easily repeek them, If you're gonna engage a scav do it behind cover they can't shoot through or do it in one shot cuz they'll light you up through plywood and sheet metal

[@ItzRetz]

4:20 Late last wipe when everyone else was running around with chad gear and super modified meta guns, all I was doing was running around with ADARs/TX-15s and one tapping people to the head with M856A1. 5.56 has one of the highest velocities in the game, and 56A1 pens level 4 (so pretty much every helmet), so you'd pretty just just have to aim at someone's head and shoot and they'd drop 99% of the time.

[@phillysportsontop9823]

Haven’t watched in a long time, I finally started playing again because of u

[@skittlez_fan]

Aqua on tarkov is peak streamer content

[@Gamble669]

I always feel like I have to change my fov to the minimum to be able to see 40m without a scope haha

[@casualchad627]

I STILL HAVENT FOUND A SPARK PLUG

[@cameronm9993]

go ground zero and hit filing cabinets i found a few there today

[@taphley5582]

I havnt even been able to enter labs on ground zero to do the mole task 😭😭😭😭

[@mocaman99]

Cheers for the vid Aqua and team, always good

[@bear0wolf171]

Hey I haven't been able to watch in a while and I can't catch the streams, did Aqua finish Marathon?

[@Jonathan-wf8mn]

An aqua video of nothing but straight W's, truly a rare sight.

[@charliebichanich5314]

All surrender your firstborn to the showerlord! His cleanliness is next to gobliness!!

[@Namsui]

I need to sleep but my mind is very active so i decided go load up aqua to make me sleepy ❤

[@msigaming4202]

1:08 same XD

[@steelstallion75]

Ahhh fresh Aqua before bedtime, goodnight all my comment homies.

[@Kraken9911]

I wish I could be as chill as you while in pvp raids. I'm still a wreck of nerves even if I'm just pistol/shotgun zero to hero.

[@JohnSmith-nn1yk]

That was a demonstration of epic game play if I ever saw one.

[@boolsdip]

21:02 is bsg throwing a gta:sa cheat code refference

[@boolsdip]

i can never tell if youre doing a bit or seriously missing the mark, there is very little inherent unpleasant smell to sweat, its once bacteria get to it that you start to stink or show significant body odor. the minute salinity from sweat helps restore natural skin feel. just enjoy hot showers.

[@samuraizer1175]

missing the mark 100%

[@Jagizznet]

Holy cow, Aqua took a shower! How will he succeed without all that gamer grease?

[@JustChris302]

Aqua I must say we need more no hat streams

[@Rotinaj37]

I literally said "pistachio....no, cashew" almost in sync. we've refined palates. seek out salt and vinegar pistachios and sriracha cashews

[@_bravo_8581]

Disappointed that nobody asked why he was so poor immediately after he bought the junk box.

[@nickparsons5315]

Seeing Aqua get shit done is weird. I like it.

[@xDishes]

Babe wake up aqua has spoken

[@cyliemyrus]

If the shower was too hot, why didn't, you know, turn on the cold water to help balance out the temp?

[@loganbaker1243]

as a larger man. That whole shower speal hits home

[@Hdubs933]

the black mdr would have made me bust

[@Judgement915]

19:41 lol, why so poor?

[@James_744]

19:25 Hand rubbing intensifies, oy veyy👃🏼

[@MrSplffShdy]

Is this how I find out sweating after a shower aint standard, from Mr Hobo himself.

[@Keys2thecityy]

Gout goblin is here!

[@chronicsalt2735]

i am currently sitting in a bathtub SWEATING.

[@jimiforlife45]

The loot lord returns 👏

[@SirChubblesSteen]

Post shower sweats are real, I hate it

[@trickyspins5196]

asking how to get frostbite is so infuriating i get frostbite EVERY FUCKING RAID

[@aquarius5264]

how much weed do you smoke before streaming

[@DazeDream]

So many bots in this comment section. The dead internet theory is REAL.

[@OrionAegis]

Dude its almost surreal wtf

[@BellyRoll2OP]

Is aqua a big metal gear fan or is it his editor? They often include soundbites from mgs2 in these vod edits.​@OrionAegis

[@RandomNerd.]

Beep boop

[@zombeedegenerate6974]

Bot

[@AjackLee4]

It is absolutely fucked.

[@at0miz8]

yu shredded

[@Squawk26]

Gluteus Maximus

[@jhm3148]

If Aqua wants struggle he should play on a standard account, that shit is killing me right now.

[@xijuind]

Thoroughly impressed …

[@sic6sixboi]

I swear i already watched this video a few days ago

[@combatwombat-1747]

Auqua hello, love from england

[@maximusultra9928]

went back to pvp cos the scavs cheat jsut as bad as the players, and you get lvl 50 raiders on ground zero so yea fuck that

[@_Clay.]

I’ve never been warm so I can’t relate sorry aqua

[@stevensheets7217]

Yabba dabba doo!!!

[@tacticalwookiee7476]

Beep boop beep 11011010101 (Maybe if i blend in with the bots skynet wont delete me)

[@steelin666]

"Unless you're Unheard Edition 'enjoyer'. You're taking the whole experience away. Struggle is the fun part." - says EOD P2W enjoyer.

[@its_Nico3]

Hi aqua

[@MasisseoyoMadara]

Yes! Tremendous!

[@masonmacleod7569]

Yes!

[@allenneff]

I’m watching this video naked aqua!

[@Taltonis]

Glute glubby strikes again

[@itsamemalario]

I would love to play the game but I got into one raid and got killed by some level 14 player 2 hours into the wipe and after that i have just got connection errors

[@Ghosteazy]

IMMA BUST

[@LemSportsinterviews]

Tremendous!

[@shhlie]

Beast ❤

[@miata_man6910]

spoken like a Streamer PvP YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! y does everyone talk shit about unheard players cant we spend money on games we love to play and want to support or is that "Unheard of" lol also when ur in raid and ur checking ur tasks if u click on location at the top it will put all tasks that can be completed/worked on on that map at the top of the list

[@Neatherback]

Hi Aqua, hope your family is well and that you enjoy the wipe

[@89Interceptor]

i would argue pecans are the best nut, i also like walnuts but i know pushing walnuts is a loosing battle

[@mrfurious018]

You're not alone in your walnut love ✊

[@Red-uf4hr]

Honey roasted almonds are fire

[@winkiiiie]

01001110 01101001 01100111 01100111 01100101 01110010 (bot comment)

[@cleetus405]

Milk

[@RGBeanie]

So much better to watch than play this shite 😂

[@flippyz7206]

I NEED THAT ONLYFANGS CLIP AQUA

[@BigBirdOG]

If the struggle is the fun part then play Tarkov on a standard account :)

[@mythicalxcookie6820]

False pecan

[@theorder3215]

First ten comments babyyyyyyy🔥🔥😊

[@combatwombat-1747]

Shit im 11th

[@joeishjoe]

Why are you having fun this wipe? Because it is almost like you.....got good?

[@Elliw117]

Commenting for the algoritm

[@haroldnoss8142]

🤠🤠🤠

[@AstralsYoutube]

IM FAMOUS MOM! HE SAID MY GAMER NAME!

[@Izfishi]

Bro day 3 with nothing to show

[@fallenisballin4669]

ayoooo

[@PatPanton-h3i]

Please, for the love of small handbag dogs, please Nikita take pity on we poor pve players ...... head eyes, head eyes, head eyes 😢

[@Gebraheel]

first?

[@eddiebernays514]

is aqua jwish? cause he acts like a stereotypical jew

[@mikepanda117]

Why aqua hasnt bought pockets yet ive no idea. U get a junkbox and weapons box and ammo case dude. Ur streamer. U got the money

[@jordani-dle193]

Everyone is having more fun because the stupid fle is not in the game and everyone has to get FIR for hideout its making the game fun and its making people actually have to play the game and not just run for money buy everything run money buy everything that becomes so boring.. get rid of fle for good OR make official hardcore servers that has not stupid fle

[@dup8841]

hail santa

[@McMonkeyMan412]

Cutie patootie

[@samuraiskill7062]

CASHEWS. YESSSSSS BROTHERS.