The WORST types of Splatoon Players

[@op_magee]

Yeah, the running joke with my friends is that I could teach a full college course on Splatoon lore, I know WAY too much.

[@trollguy2616]

“Insert long ass name for a singular salmon”

[@ipromiseimtrying]

Can you make a video on the Splatoon lore for me please and thank yew

[@ipromiseimtrying]

Prettiest please with the juiciest cherry on top *blink blink*

[@Arizoniiy]

Who I really don’t like is when someone hunts me down and only me

[@Arizoniiy]

I’d be shivering

[@Arizoniiy]

I main sploosh

[@PikachuLover0927]

I don’t like players like that. It seems like they are just a hater, but I have accidentally splatted one player multiple times and I feel bad about it. The difference though is I’m not trying, they just kept squid jumping in the worst places

[@Your-favorite-splatoon-player]

Word.

[@umyaya]

hi

[@SpicyInk]

"I hate the weavers" Literally two seconds before: "man I love running around super fast like a crackhead"

[@romanav7518]

Oh the irony 😂

[@octolinggamer]

1:22 *slowly raises hand with no shame*

[@kintri27]

Maybe the real type of player was the friends we made along the way

[@zamaxu.1]

Real.

[@shark_girl]

That one person who ruins squid parties. Like they just keep killing everyone with no shame. They're allergic to fun.

[@Orsonbabygirl]

Killing is funnier actually

[@pupplioa]

@@Orsonbabygirl lock ur doors windows vents and pipes im coming for you

[@NarratedMOA]

i truly want to start my villain arc against people who keep saying "this way" during the match, LIKE BRO IM NOT BLIND I KNOW WHERE TO GO

[@donuko]

the worst part is they dont ever realize how distracting that shit is because theyre too busy running into mid and dying to the backline.

[@MalikPlayz34]

This way!

[@r1tesh]

This way!

[@ciciteevee]

i be calling them talkative players or YAPATRONS because i sometimes start actively YELLING when i get sick of hearing their dumbass character spam the SAME EXACT THING

[@domr508]

Specially when they're in the wrong place anyway which is like 90% of the time

[@TheEmeraldLunast75]

PSA as someone who sometimes does the Enemy Team Crackhead but Teammate Crappy: It's not the fact that we're on your team. We just so fortunitally have really, REALLY good games against you.

[@broadside5994]

Man, I feel you so much on the one with the ennemies who play like shit when they're with you, and it's even worse when you get put into the team that just annihilated you thinking "Oh I'm with them, should go better than last time" only to see them do complete crap lmao

[@crowngamer901]

That one about the teammate who's really good on the other team but really awful on your team is super relatable 💀 Unrelated but WOW watching you play Sploosh was extremely entertaining, I've never seen anyone play Sploosh like that before (I mean this in a very positive way)

[@monicaraybrandt]

when me and my boyfriend lost to a team with these two people wearing fresh fish heads (they were probably both in the same lobby the way me and my boyfriend were) and then we got paired with both of them on the same team for the next like 3 or 4 matches in a row and they played really badly every time they were on a team with us so we had to hard carry even though my boyfriend is still very new to the game and was using a splattershot jr and i was coming back to the game after not playing for almost a year and didn't even remember how to super jump but we still played better than they did so i'm like 90% sure they were throwing on purpose

[@MOTHDADDY1]

I like to use inkbrush to specifically hunt crackheads who rush in our spawn, and then spam mines so they dont rush in our entire map, inkbrush nouveau is my favorite frontline.

[@Tako258]

Wait have I played against you because that has happened to me when I rushed enemy spawn

[@fantasylandviews2320]

There's the players that take Splatfest way to SRS. Like hi Splatfest is for fun, the loses aren't that bad, the wins aren't that great.

[@breberrysweetcake]

I mostly get the weave-nation players because most of the time, I mostly try and splat them, but somehow, they manage to get me dropped worse than Wile vs. Acme.

[@MajoraVT]

One type that is on my own personal list of "worst types of Splatoon players" are what I call "The Coddlers". The people who crawl out of the depths of Twitter to come to the surface and tell you that you're not allowed to use certain abilities, weapons, and overall do *literally* anything around the holidays because "NeW pLaYeRs ArE cOmInG iN" and we are terrible people for playing the game normally around baby splooners. Like bitch, idgaf about little Timmy shedding tears because I killed his ass 10 times while hitting the sickest T-Tek gritty of my life, I'm gunna play the game however I like and he's gunna learn the hard way like everyone else Justin Wong style. Don't tell me or others how to play our game, and if you can't handle normal gameplay then learn how to like everyone else or this ain't the game for you.

[@Venumus22]

ong you're so real for that

[@MajoraVT]

@@Venumus22 You real as shit for this video, my guy o7

[@agentblackbird9435]

I hate the fuckers who try to trick new players into doing things wrong in plaza posts too. Y’all building bad habits for them

[@MajoraVT]

@@agentblackbird9435 Who exactly is "Ya'll"?

[@Glaceous]

As someone who has a LOT of gear with one main ability throughout (I think they’re called pures) and I mean, a LOT, I’m surprised I haven’t been called out

[@j.corbygaming]

We need more videos like this, your “style” matches it perfectly. Keep it up!

[@nickjmo1576]

You forgot the Thrower Those guys that play ranked, and act normal until they die 3 times in a row without getting any kills, or start getting steamrolled. From here one of two things can happen, either they rage quit DC or give up, stay still in spawn and spam booyah.

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

I once had a player like that on my team, only I don't think they actually got into the battle even once. They just hung out in the corner at home base, spamming "booyahs" and "this way's" over and over. Like, mate, just DC already. You're gonna lose points anyway, why put that burden on the rest of the team too?

[@unl3ash3d95]

when I was grinding for top 500 last season in X rank I had this opponent that would constantly show up in my matches. Majority of the time when I went against him his team would always beat ours. Then the game finally put that dude on my team and then he wants to start messing around and won't DC from the match and costed me a game. I got so mad I blocked him

[@SquidRumi]

​@@unl3ash3d95as you should

[@tryforce9079]

I can totally relate to the teammates that play vad on your team, but if on the other team they're cracked

[@leochaichana7649]

What about the angry players? Who is mad because one of them in other team have this annoying weapons which make you super mad if they keeping annoying you or getting in your way...

[@Nintenguin]

6:05 this is SO accurate I cannot tell you how many times I’ve had this happen

[@agentkirai]

They're so annoying, it's always the e-liters for me

[@SquidRumi]

​@@agentkiraias a person who's trying to play chargers a lot, it's veeeery common 😭

[@kirahhdrop]

I became one once with the decapitator or wtv(of course it’s turf war) All my teammates died so I just 🤷🏽‍♀️ I dunno but it was very main character.

[@selfishbread1350]

Okay glad I'm not the only one who keeps running into players that kick my ass whenever they're on the opposite team but suddenly switch up skill levels when they're paired up with me 😭

[@Scoutbutball]

I just hate people that *don’t ink the base.* Like It *helps* our victory, love- (I’m an N-Zap/Splatling main, so I am both a front and backliner lol)

[@Scoutbutball]

I am a quick respawn fiend- Cuz I die a *lot.* So I need that ability so I can get back into the game quickly-

[@nerd2814]

Can't agree more. Same folks wonder why they lost after what felt like good match.

[@novantric]

I think I may have needed this. Funny, and makes me look at myself from a unique perspective. Thanks, and keep it up!

[@Your-favorite-splatoon-player]

The Splatoon players at 6:00 is so true. Bruh there was a newbie on the other team, tell me why bro had that most points and had like 10 kills dying like 3 times. He was a D1 crashout that whole round. Next round bro is on my team, mf forgot how to play the damn game 💀😭

[@kyleherrera7511]

Hardcore respect for calling out the overanalyzers, literally the worst aspect about the game. I LOVE big swig, I couldn’t care less if it’s not viable or has bad kits, it’s just so fun

[@goofball236]

you’re a pretty funny splatuber. i’m subbing. also nice vid

[@mizosis]

I get salty when people kill me and squidbag me, but I move on and laugh about it after!!! I think Splatoon is fun BECAUSE it can often be difficult. I also use lots of run speed and sploosh religiously and people shit on me for it, I'm just playing to have FUN. Let me smack people with my stamper and run around like an idiot, thanks!

[@mac_n_cheese2323]

The "Mac_n_cheese23" Somehow, someway all of the above (except for the last one) 15/10 BAF Rating

[@Evixyn]

I heavily agree when a tough opponent is heavily good then when he joins my team, he is just awful then round three he just plays his butt and destroys me again in rank. I have take five after that.

[@Navycrewposter]

I find it funny tentatek splattershot and octo shot replica are the same thing. I thought 8 would take inspiration from the inner agent 3 fight and have the weapons special be triple splashdown

[@MAZakir2]

One that REALLY triggers me are the ones that literally start dying every 5 seconds as soon as the enemy team moves past mid and get the lead. I get that battle momentum is a thing but when it happens every single freaking time, there's really not much you can do except accept your team loss because that one guy is constantly feeding.

[@ComfyBaker]

Bro I hate when my team won't work together like protect the guy with the rainmaker why are yall behind him💀

[@iike9498]

Bro 100% agree with you with the complainer

[@ThanksForTheBullet]

You forgot the players who throw the towel in the middle of the match

[@toby.theram2496]

0:55 "but i still find a way to have fun with it" pretty sure Chara and most competitive players can do that too, it's not like they see a balance patch or a map rework, damn the game to hell and swear on an oath to never play that map again. Competitive players can still play casually when they feel like it and they can still find the fun in the maps and weapons that are objectively trash.

[@agentblackbird9435]

Ngl I’m a validator because I’ll say I did ass then realize “I went overall splatter????”

[@le_chef-Klown]

You got me at the validator and menace, I always try to improve myself and I do want the smoke more than a chainsmoker but I know i goof up ALOT! Amazing video nonetheless my guy!

[@Nshimo64]

How can people hate max swim speed+Opening gambit sploosh, that shit is so fun and fast

[@nochannel_here]

Just sounds like an average day in game and twitter

[@Regigigas_YT]

0:57 I understand the imputs needed to play pro movement in Titanfall 2 more than whatever tf he was doing with his camera here

[@Im_leaving]

I already fucking love your playstyle

[@natron0331]

Complainers, validators, tweakers, softies, overanalyzers, weave nation figures, tryhards, main characters, weak teamates but crackhead enemies, and quirktastics. Everytime I get into the anarchy championship in ranked more I always. ALWAYS GET TRYHARDS.

[@ekSil0]

whaaaaaat people trying in ranked? /s

[@natron0331]

@@ekSil0 yes

[@ekSil0]

@@natron0331 how dare they!?

[@natron0331]

@@unluckify1 I KNOW, I EXPERIENCE THAT EVERY TIME!

[@Exhausted_Liv]

lmao the running around the map like a crackhead fr is pure joy for me XD like thats what i see when i take a good sip of that laughing gas lol

[@Grenze_Splatoon]

*complains of guy annoyed when the scourge of the thing providing for him complaining when they don’t even take back an atom’s level.

[@dragonempress8367]

I absolutely HATE when players are good on the other team, but then once I add them as a friend they suck on my team

[@Darzii-San]

Samee but what I hate most is when you friend them but they never wanna play with you at all 😞

[@Arizoniiy]

I found Pro chara once

[@SanitizedPG]

I respect the Sploosh o matic

[@TheRealKingDedede]

Was gonna make a comment about how I hate inkbrush mains because of that disgustingly quick kill time, but then I remembered. I main painbrush.

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

this makes tf2 sound like pyro's imagination in comparison

[@TheEditor640]

You missed the worst kind of player… THE ONE WHO LEAVES AT THE VERY BEGINNING OF A MATCH AFTER WAITING 3 MINUTES

[@meloette9896]

I don't think a lot of them are doing it intentionally. Nintendo's netcode is just that bad.

[@splatcola]

The only thing I would talk an hour about is Off The Hook because they're my fav

[@BatBitesTheBat]

When you said everyone should main the sploosh i threw up and my cat died

[@justawilliamsfan]

I have ascended to "tryhard," but that's just because im fighting my ass off to get into S rank

[@TryMeGurlBoi]

Lemme go ahead and say that I play with a few try hards as best friends and 2 or 3 of them is my teammates so...... yeah. I'm used to toxicity but there are a few of these that I agree with.

[@a9entb1u]

The dis-ing on profeshial charles and his fans is so Valid, w vid💯

[@ExhaustedAmateur]

Watching a sploosh players pov is like being on 27 monster cans, 5 pounds of sugar, and 18 pounds of crack like bro why is the blue Sega hedgehog man in funny Nintendo squid game I thought all those animals died in Splatoon 😰

[@captaingold3153]

Honestly, I'd say I'm the "protaganist" type, but really, I called myself the "Luck Charm" most of the time. Cuz whenever I used the weapons that I'm good at in certain patterns, me and the team I'm in are gonna win, but not all the time tho. Sometimes it doesn't work and we lose, so if you're with me, I'm either gonna be your "good" luck charm or "bad" luck charm (or do I just need to get better?)

[@BladeNuggetXtra]

I hate the players who ruin the squid parties ;(

[@1-5_Star_Gaming]

If anything when someone squidbags me i just laugh because of how fun they are heck i might squidbag back and start a squid party

[@ezlofarcarver2124]

After my deplorable run in Splatoon 2 competitive while that game lived, I haven't even TOUCHED Splatoon 3 ranked. I never got out of C-. EVER. I became such a bloody tryhard it hurt, followed guide after guide after guide, never managed more then like a win a day over a 5 hour session. I had 6,000 HOURS in Splatoon 2. So, when 3 dropped, I decided to stick purely to Salmon Run and Turf War. And of course, still have never broken out of Profreshional in Salmon Run, I have NO trophies for big run that aresn't participation, and I've been on the losing team for every Splatfest EXCEPT white chocolate. Splat 3 hours, 2,000. I guess I just bloody suck at the funny squid shooter. At this point, I've accepted being the bottom feeder. I'll stick with the fun stuff, not the competitives (except big runs I LOVE those). I can use the weapons I want to use to have fun. So I'm a Bloblob main now. Still hot garbage, but I have fun now.

[@link8296]

I am very guilty of raging, but I also dont stay mad at this game

[@Ahsshi_HaloStar]

I Will Say it " I AM GUILTY OF OCTOBAGGING ON EVEYONE I KILL!!" ( Squidbaging and Octobagging are the same thing, Also I know I added another "g" in "Bagging" did it on purpose.)

[@CodyStrange_10]

Hearing a splatoon player drop the n word and get mad at people is giving me whiplash from the chugsconroy videos I’ve been watching 💀💀

[@Your-favorite-splatoon-player]

This nga is the funniest Splatoon KZbinr I’ve ever seen.

[@nyxstarbright2590]

The players that don't give you ANY back up when you either have the rainmaker or the giant claim and you have taken the time to say - "This way!" To call for assistance but they don't do it, its like they don't want to win. 😡😡 I mean what even is that nonsense? 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@Marx101]

Loved this video I feel like you called out a lot of our bad habits (our as in the splatoon community)

[@fenastra]

Those guys who play like their lives depend on it when they're fighting you and then perform like they've never used a controller before on your team appear a lot. I don't tend to care about them too much. But those guys who unfailingly dodge everything and the ones who just always pick fights are SO annoying.

[@Mrs_Starlight]

This dude is basically Octoling Degenerocity and I frickin love it (if you don't know Degenerocity he's a popular KZbinr who talks like this guy)

[@ARUME-z2w]

I know that you complained about this comment but oh my gosh your wrists are made of steel with how much you whip your camera around and its terrifying

[@samuelyoung3911]

1:05 OH GOSH SAME SOO UNDERRATED

[@frigglefry_]

Me personally, I don’t like “main characters”

[@theguyman5425]

my guy you do know people complain about the game because they enjoy it and want it to be better to enjoy more right?

[@Hestoomi]

The problem is that people set their expectations way too high, and thus see the game for what it isn't rather than what it is. They act like it's worse than Sonic '06

[@theguyman5425]

@@Hestoomi You got me there, but then again i cant even blame people for complaining or wishing there was something better. asides from people who honest to god do not care and just want to play the funny squid game taking a look into splatoon 3 as a whole nintendo has been lacking a bit in areas that desperately need attention. The game is fun and fully serviceable there's no argument there, but its not the most friendly nor inviting asides from the "haha i get to paint funny colors yay" mentality. For example its hard to get people to get into it and play for more than a day or week if lucky due to a handful of errors. Such as locking you in turf war till you reach level 10, which wouldn't be too bad if there were more than 2 maps to choose from at a time and there was another casual mode for the main game multiplayer, and even afterwords learning you cant choose the mode nor maps is a huge turn off, which has driven multiple people ive tried to get into splatoon away and I'm sure many others. That and of course the maps which I don't think i need to explain how that could be a turn off in if itself. I wont drown you in a literal mile of text, but TLDR splatoon 3 while is fun is not all it was hyped up to be, and considering we're at the end of its update cycle, its depressing.

[@joshbox4354]

keep making these bro this peak

[@SleepySquib]

Finally, someone who agrees with me on ProChara! Everyone I talk to says the comp thing, THANK YOU

[@ImCookieSparx]

Enperry Dualies really think they apart of weave nation. 💀🙏

[@-__daizy__-]

Just started the video . Watching this to see if I'm one of these players . Will update once I'm finished

[@-__daizy__-]

5:17 As a carbon roller main , guilty as charged I'm a weaving try hard and I do not intend on stopping , you can fight me /j

[@kawaiilice]

2:53 you can play casualy, that's what i do. and everybody is valid for their emotions.some people can't manage their emotions, and that's not their fault.

[@nerd2814]

Hard disagree. You can't merely acquit someone on the grounds that *_tHeY cANnOT cOnTrOl ThEmSeLvEs_* - that's not how it works. Reminder that you are a human being with a free will, and with that free will, you have near *complete* control over your emotions. If everyone functioned on whiplash sentimentality in the real world, where do you think we'd be?

[@gamecrashersinkorporated4134]

You gotta do one for Salmon Run, this is great!

[@MakiTako]

Ty 🙏

[@zeldafan88]

Drier than a popeyes biscuit Dude i hope my lungs return from orbit after that lol

[@heavyeditsplatling]

i dint even pay attention to nerfs or buffs to weapons

[@ripperrohon5149]

5:07 Guilty as charged

[@platy4700]

0:47 Comp players gotta WHAT? 🤨

[@Wamitoba]

Bro uploaded a video while streaming

[@MintDecavitator]

0:39 I agree, pro charas content is just yapping about everything

[@thepotato1178]

the person targeting backliners (oh hey that's me)

[@viothewisp6468]

You forgot the corokia players. The players who play as the Splatoon manga characters. They do get pretty annoying, especially if they are the character who's main weapon is the same as they do

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

i love coroika but i ain't that i wouldn't even have the gear for em or be good at their mains

[@alfonsedente9679]

This vid is so full of HATE ! MUST SUB NOWWWWW!!!

[@Myalnyblth0]

What about the max special charge reeflux 😮😮😮

[@TurquoiseTopaz]

Me with the rainmaker

[@lilith7897]

Awesome vid

[@Cookdyeast]

Should I be worried that I am a mix of all of these?

[@umyaya]

t=yes

[@Lisku_]

hi bread

[@chibi2239]

Honestly, based ProChara callout 😂 No offense to him, but my man is running himself ragged over 3rd kits, content extensions, and the maps. Just be happy with what you got. 😅

[@PikAdame]

To me the quirktastic are the worst they are super annoying. They only TALK about those thing no matter the media. Like I found that actually cool when someone can talk about something they love for an hour (I'm kinda like that too) But like the PROBLEM is how they get offended for nothing. If you don't agree,or don't understand their headcanon,ship or whatever they will got angry and call you homophobic. And they all act like their headcanon was actually canon and they also seems to hate straight and cis person for some reason and clearly they are basically what homophobic thinks LGBT are and I HATE to say this. (I really don't care for Pearina because it's a little canon and a lot of the side order jokes make laigh) Same with the opposite. The fact that they are offended by the simple word "gay is ridiculous and really just ignore those people as long as they are not annoying for being straight or whatever. And yeah go get an ACTUAL personality and don't make something like your sexuality you're only trait

[@_Mayoz_]

Ngl some of these kinda sound like a skill issue (i can relate)

[@skyisfakeFrFr]

I only really like the validators, try hards and main characters cuz try hards and main characters at the end of the day are just tryna have fun and the validators are just being humble tbh (the people with opinions are alr to but like don’t make it the only thing you post abt lmfao)

[@peytonredulfin4850]

I usually stay behind back at the base defending it. I will try my absolute best to deny any entry into my base. Am i annoying or not?

[@VeeVibin8373]

This video was sick!

[@rosenagy7079]

If you don’t like people complaining about the game, they like then don’t be part of the community or Internet surrounding Splatoon 3 we all complaining because we want to see the game grow.

[@TM-45.]

Tf is black airforce energy?