The Worst Version of My Favorite Sonic Game

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[@SnapCube]

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[@Odd_Viper899]

Tf is that video penny!?

[@SnapCube]

@@Odd_Viper899required viewing to understand a select few jokes in this one

[@Odd_Viper899]

Fair

[@Odd_Viper899]

Also I think you guys might like monster hunter stories it’s pretty fun, but up to you guys

[@EMMImaxOverdrive]

i had no idea what you two were talking about when watching the vod i suppose its time i get educated…

[@rebelprincess1164]

I personally think it’s really progressive of Penny to choose the literal worst possible version of this game available

[@luigiboi4244]

I honestly am feeling the pain she’s going through, since I got the PS2 version of Sonic Heroes. Don’t play PS2 Sonic Heroes, you’ll give yourself an aneurysm trying to complete a single level.

[@CJXalax]

"That's like, the least best Sims game." Penny been like this

[@AAhmou]

There is the mobile game.

[@rory828]

*java*

[@kirbypopstarian1198]

WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW OF THE JOY OF THE PS3 VERSION 😢 /hj

[@thecynicalone7655]

"I don't age" -Penny "I can never die, Elise" -Sonic, as voiced by Penny Truly the lore runs deep

[@coyotix]

I think Penny doesn't voice Sonic, he's actually a ghost who possesses her really often. Therefore Sonic can't die since he's already dead, and Penny can't die since Sonic keeps reanimating her

[@_5a575]

​@@coyotix like Shaggy

[@genesisknight9948]

I'd buy that ​@@coyotix

[@allessandro2390]

​@@_5a575 That's an insane thing to say without any context

[@marxussy]

looks like Penny is the biggest girl alive

[@zoedoocey4496]

Chip discovers he has free will and we all suffer for it.

[@liviawannavibe]

Chip sure found happiness, the only downside is that everyone had to suffer the consequences of the 'Animal Instrumentality of Fun' project

[@chippler5822]

Yipee!

[@seachelle2316]

Yum!

[@maverickREAL]

"I never get old" immediately has the same energy as "Penny's the biggest girl alive"

[@boneenthusiast8530]

Please god let me know what video/vod penny is the Biggest girl in

[@legatenaarifin]

It's in part 6 of the Battle for Bikini Bottom Platinum run at around 1:33:10

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

I'm starting to think Penny might actually just be some physics defying gaming deity, and she just limits her form in this realm to stop the rest of us from having an existential meltdown at her enourmous power level.

[@rocklee7737]

@@MSCDonkeyKong Least Powerful Transfem

[@Kingofcorrect]

​@@rocklee7737Like Jetstream Sam is the Weakest Brazilian Man, lol.

[@Emcy]

“where’d you get your intelligence, the stupid store??” made me laugh way harder than im proud to admit

[@GVTheRedStar]

Mar’s delivery could make literally anything funny

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

21:09 I am KILLED by how this bit about Tails seeming too horrifyingly despairing and such is immediately followed by a split second of the "you could learn to love me as your dad" sprite

[@maggielor313]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE CALL IT THAT THATS HILARIOUS LMAO

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

@@maggielor313 I was in fact referencing the Game Grumps' playthrough of the wii version of this game! You should check out a highlight reel of it and I'm SURE the tails clip is right in there. The joke itself is in reference to the movie Liar Liar starring Jim Carrey (as the guy that Carrey's character's wife is considering marrying instead of him after divorcing him or sth is indeed someone who hopes her only child can indeed... y'know, the quote. Good movie btw)

[@sophialambert6320]

OMIGOSH GAME GRUMPS! Hi fellow lovelie!!❤

[@Somerandomjingleberry]

@@sophialambert6320 :D

[@anyathepanther7977]

That Tails Sprite looks like : - got hit in the stomach - is taking a dump - performing Hamlet "to be or not to be"

[@luigipowdemo6458]

21:00 XD

[@Ellisepha]

- mid sneeze

[@reallycoolman5943]

My favorite part about Chip's voice is that it's a pitch shift away from Donald Trump

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

id have chip for president any day of the week

[@StoneWeevil]

Never unhearing it now thank you

[@WTFisTingispingis]

I just got psychic damage reading this

[@CappyKitten]

Or Mr. Crocker

[@kirbygamer5885]

He also sounds a pitch shift away from becoming cosmo from fair odd parents

[@AnAktualKoala]

If by any chance we get an Unleashed Fandub, I hope Saltydkdan is in consideration for the voice of Chip. I feel like he has the perfect range for the role

[@Johm453]

I want an Unleashed fandub SO BADLY, I'm legit begging for it lol

[@ToastOnSmores]

I NEED THIS SO BAD

[@masonjar4242]

YESS

[@pedroopazo641]

I'm honestly surprised salty hasn't showed up in a real time fandub yet, Chip is a good option for him, i think he could also be funny as Infinite in a forces fandub

[@gogoajojo]

I WAS THINKING THAT THE WHOLE TIME. The Chip voice reminds me a lot of the Trevor voice

[@HgMorbi]

I made the tremendous mistake of trying to drink my comically huge mug of coffee while watching this and nearly immediately choked to death at doppler effect Werehog scream

[@Vivigreeny25]

Had a similar moment at 7:53 where I almost choked on a sausage I was eating. I don’t even have an excuse because I WATCHED the whole VOD I’ve seen the clip already, I should’ve seen it coming.

[@hihi-heart]

I'm just imagining Cuppa Joe from Kids Next Door. 😂☕

[@Lucifersfursona]

0:56

[@clam6254]

chips voice fluctuating between crocker and cosmo is so fucking funny i love it

[@Call.m3_3cho]

Why did this almost make me spit my water out-

[@quantumblur_3145]

You've never seen them in the same room (You probably have)

[@jackabyte4088]

Timestamps for all the times Chip verbally abuses Sonic. 6:58 10:42 21:26 21:38 22:13 22:54 27:32 28:40

[@sig1607]

thank u for ur service ❤️

[@coyotix]

thank you now i can animate them all, as well as the one from stream 2

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

imagine going to the fridge to check if something's there every 10 minutes, and every time you do that, Chip verbally abuses

[@SuperNova.......]

“I’m laughing inside, But I’m crying outside! YOUR DUMB!”

[@PrincessBouncyBall1714]

Thank you for your service

[@dylanrose8202]

Chip slowly turning into a toxic discorder makes too much sense for absolutely no reason

[@Lucifersfursona]

Deity to toxic discorder pipeline in snapcube sonic lore includes - chip - the devil, twice

[@luigiboi4244]

Giving Chip the personality of Mr. Crocker works perfectly. More Tutorial characters should follow Midna’s example and be sassy as hell.

[@cherrysoda2242]

i can’t believe penny is immortal and will outlive the universe

[@Schnort]

I can.

[@Kintsugi23]

Honestly, that tracks.

[@quantumblur_3145]

Girls are always outliving the universe, this has happened once or twice

[@lettuceforlife4827]

Fake fan for not already knowing smh

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

Penny is a Viltrumite.

[@shadespear]

That "Here we......GO!!" at the start was SO GOOD!! Gives me the happy feels!

[@Salty_Pistachios]

And then the “we’re so back” was so FUCKING choice

[@anonymouslucario285]

​@applebrony25 what does that mean?

[@Vivigreeny25]

It’s like… second-hand dopamine from the stimming…

[@shadespear]

@@Vivigreeny25 You get it!!

[@noahfloofster4271]

Woo feeling good!

[@acemagalor2519]

Finding out unleashed is Penny’s favorite sonic game weirdly makes sense

[@Lakeside_Flower]

I can’t believe I thought Penny would choose the worst version on purpose. No, she was just inconvenienced.

[@ashencometmom5291]

i'm not a native english speaker so one day, after being a sonic fan for a few years, kid me looked really hard at the words "sonic the hedgehog" on some cover art and realized that sonic is a hedgehog and it felt like learning the true name of god

[@jaysonjackson3455]

Just curious, what did you think he was?

[@lindseylindsey9200]

@@jaysonjackson3455a Sonic, probably

[@JomaXZ]

12:08 They adapted Unleashed for the Archie Comics when they rebooted it (right before it got cancelled and went to IDW) and they actually made the Werehog feral in that version. As in, Sonic got infected with Dark Gaia essence and had to train himself to gain control over the form after he transformed and went on a rampage.

[@chipsleftwing]

man it was the coolest shit I've ever seen

[@caltheuntitled8021]

There’s also an ongoing fan comic that adapts the story of Unleashed that uses that kind of idea

[@chipsleftwing]

​@@caltheuntitled8021OH YEAH I READ THAT ONE TOO, ITS CALLED THE HEART OF A MONSTER

[@Vivigreeny25]

I want to read the Sonic Archie comics in general but that arc SPECIFICALLY looks so good and I need to get my ass on reading it.

[@frogitude3106]

@@chipsleftwingthis sent me back holy shit i remember reading it on tumblr

[@Pyra-hm1sd]

Hearing Chip being blasted scene after scene at you is amazing. I love it so much

[@monkeyboy831ful]

"I love you, Sonic!"

[@afineegg1040]

"OH BOTHER, SONIC"

[@seachelle2316]

"May the force be with you, Sonic!"

[@TravisPlushProductions]

Pennys Jason sonic voice is so spot on then her Werehog sounds like an angry muppet

[@luckyguy8547]

lol yep.

[@awesomesofar5963]

even on the shittiest quality imaginable that opening cutscene was still enough to make me fall in love with sonic the fucking hedgehog

[@donutholebandit6212]

I dont think thats his middle name

[@sundae_z]

"I thought your middle name was 'The.'" Knuckles The Echidna, Sonic Boom

[@solidskullz5736]

I grew up on the Wii version which was also a little messy at times, but it still ran good and was a lot of fun to play. The ps2 version feels more like an n64 version and is somehow worse than the Wii version

[@rhythmchara7130]

The wii version is so fun, I honestly love it even more than the original

[@ellagage1256]

It's the same game though

[@lukasruston8618]

@@ellagage1256 Same game but different consoles run it better

[@RushWheeler]

Wii version was only better when doing werehog levels, because you could literally do whatever the hell you wanted with the nunchucks and Sonic would start unleashing a new blood demon art every time.

[@rhythmchara7130]

@@RushWheeler Honestly I like the day level design more in wii too, and cutting the werehog levels in acts were the best thing ever. turning 20 minutes levels in like 6 or 7 minutes multiple levels is the best thing they ever done. without even talking about medals collection being not as tedious and not mandatory, but that's a more subjective opinion

[@spicemoss]

There's something incredibly funny to me about Mar's absolutely _anguished_ *_"SONIC!"_* at 8:34. Like Chip just found out he can feel emotions and he's expressing them in the most visceral way possible.

[@hannahsflahnnels]

the "WOO FEELING GOOD" "HERE WE...GO!" exchange at the beginning got me so nostalgic i love this game

[@DanGamingFan2406]

Not even 45 seconds in, and we already got the iconic werehog scream. This is going to be amazing. Especially on the big, low res, lagging mess that is the PS2 version. I can't wait for the chaos.

[@shinyninja8107]

So, fun facts about the voices in this game. A lot of them are anime VAs. Chip’s voice actor played Chazz Princeton in Yugioh GX, and Amy’s voice actress is Lisa Ortiz, who’s played a bunch of people and Pokémon across various media, including Oshawott, Fletchling, and Korrina!

[@Levleup]

Huh! I wouldn’t have guessed.

[@GDRunny]

I mean yea isint it the 4kids sonic x VAs

[@angusdx3028]

Chazz it up

[@JulianR0108]

Chip always sounds like he’s on the verge of aggressively crying

[@ihappy1]

Penny by herself is wonderful and chaotic. Penny with someone else to bounce off of is next level

[@srizzyep1616]

Chip in this stream is basically just a 5 year old who learnt to be chronically online in a vent channel on a public Discord. I'm all here for that.

[@RatClowns]

Chip getting groomed on discord era 💀

[@ThunderKnightSilver2]

Chip voice added to the list of character voices that make me fucking lose my mind I especially love the random "I'm scared"

[@HawtDawg]

17:27 the worst part is that chip finally opened his eyes and now he is getting it wrong, if he kept his eyes shut he probably would have guessed correctly

[@afineegg1040]

The one thing this highlight didn't keep which I was a little sad about was the idea that Chip is the only character Sonic ever legitimately dislikes. Just the idea of Sonic hating Chip more than anyone else, Eggman included, is hilarious to me

[@Ellisepha]

"I mean, I can kinda see where Eggman's coming from. Not that I agree with him, he needs to be stopped, but, in a way, I can sympathize." "HI SONIC I LOVE YOU!" "Ew, go away!"

[@SoopLexi]

I am never going to be able to play this game without hearing Chip absolutely lay into me for daring to go to a location without a character there. That JPEG berates me for simply thinking to explore The Holy Tree.

[@betajediwizard5680]

18:46 This battle was in the Wii version because it's the only version I've even played of Sonic Unleashed and I remember it specifically.

[@morganrosenfeld5917]

This game's depiction of sandwiches was what convinced an eight year old me to eat while suffering from Swine Flu that had killed my appetite.

[@donutholebandit6212]

Gotta have thos cucumbers..

[@lindseylindsey9200]

Wonder what your parents thought of that

[@ToastOnSmores]

Just realized Penny & Mar’s Chip voice is the same as Saltydkdan’s Trevor the Hedgehog voice. If they ever dub unleashed, they gotta get Salty to voice chip

[@JennyYesac]

I love the way chip is characterized in this series because it's even more accurate to how half of a creator deity would act after losing their memories.

[@camelat7228]

mar's chip impression is making my lungs collapse more every time he does it and i'm very worried for my physical health

[@destroyerkitty9434]

Penny being a Sonic Unleashed enjoyer and learning she can do a spot on Chip voice is the highlight of today.

[@FunkyFrick]

the "PROMOTION!" line at 1:38 was fucking perfect dude holy shit

[@lowhp_comic]

I will say final boss feels more interactive in this version than it did in the better version, all you do is smack tentacles and then QTE buttons, whereas this version has you actively fight Dark Gaia

[@GiygasUCD]

11:09 the frantic energy Penny screams "ITS ERIC!!!" slays me.

[@umbreon_plays64owo]

I like to think that when they're both doing the Chip voice, there's two identical Chips floating around sonics head.

[@zoeygeorge2403]

My older brother is named Eric, but when I was a toddler I couldn't say his name properly so would say "Egic" or just "Egg" instead. This reached a point where, to this day, he goes by Egg and occasionally "Eggman" as a nickname. EDIT: 5 minutes after writing this they found the guy named Kofi which is the name of my other brother which is less relevant but made me freak out.

[@MikeyLikey95]

Chip is my new favorite character in the Sonic series. I truly hope we see a return of this character in a dub.

[@ManuelTFox]

Chip being the Sonic The Hedgehog version of Danganronpa's Nagito Komaeda is actually kinda amazing and wish they went with that direction forever

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

"Sonic, I've been doing some thinking, and... Maybe my job as Light Gaia... Have you ever noticed how people fall into despair whenever Dark Gaia becomes too powerful? And how it's like... my job to give them hope? I've been wondering... what if Dark Gaia ever grew too weak to cause any despair? Would I still have any purpose? Would there still be any hope in the world? So after this whole thing is over, Sonic... I've been thinking we should try to show the world true despair ourselves. So can we can be the ones to give them to hope to overcome it... ...Actually, I might need some alone time after we've defeated Dark Gaia..." "Chip, that entire monologue has done literally nothing but make me want to knock you unconscious and leave you tied up in a cellar. Never say that shit to me again."

[@maverickREAL]

Chip's evolution is definitely really similar to the gnome from the RTVS Alyx streams especially with the hit points and Chip deleting mechanics. That would be a killer immersive video series.

[@sxnbu]

i SWEAR Penny is even more silly & chaotic when streaming with another person, it's practically dangerous (note to self: DO NOT EAT WHILE WATCHING SNAPCUBE)

[@TheCappuccino04]

I can't get over how cute penny's "no no NO!" at 9:32 is😭😭

[@gavadar8497]

I can’t quite articulate why, but this playthrough is genuinely one of my most rewatched series on KZbin. I come back to it when I’m feeling down and it never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I’ve watched it. Thanks for everything you do, Penny and Mar!

[@pixellord2370]

Making Chip young Mr. Crocker is only a choice Penny would make. A choice for the better that's up to your discretion.

[@scylla1772]

The Chip voice yall do is somewhere between a raspy stoner and the protagonist of a children's show, it's AMAZING

[@PeeperSnail]

I personally like that Sonic doesn't change when he's a Werehog. The "ough i turn into wolf at night who must fucking kill" trope is so boring and overdone. It's much more interesting (and funny) that Sonic is still the same, he just LARPs as a werewolf by flexing and awooing without actually wanting to spread the rabies virus.

[@CanconRocks]

1:08 - actually, Marza Animation redid most of the animation for the live-action sonic movies after fans tore the original trailer apart for its toothy uncanny valley Sonic (which was originally going to be animated by MPC, the same studio that went on to animate the HORRIBLE photorealistic Lion King remake and the upcoming HORRIBLE photorealistic Mufasa spinoff)

[@liaminator4950]

Actually that was a different studio that reanimated the movie, bc they finished their work and probably had something else lined. unfortunately the studio they got shut down after the movie came out :(

[@CanconRocks]

@@liaminator4950 I assume you're talking about MPC Vancouver? I actually forgot they did both the "ugly" sonic and the re-animated Sonic. MPC Montreal, Marza Animation, Blur Studios and DNEG Vancouver/Montreal all ended up collaborating on Sonic 2 two years later, though.

[@theodddoggo]

something about the brutal simplicity of "LEARN." just kills me every time

[@VicRoseHere]

I love how in cartoon Sonic universe everyone can just breathe in space and falling to earth is just falling for a super long time there’s no heat up on entry or anything

[@Sketchpunk]

I grew up in the wii version, watching u guys enjoy this version of the game in utter insanity is weirdly comforting

[@jaredtherock5692]

So, I play the whole playlist whenever I need a serotonin boost, and I gotta say: I love both Penny and Mar's voicing for Chip. It's so funny how Penny's sounds closer to the original and when Mar starts screaming with his Chip voice perfectly fits this unhinged version of the character you guys improved. Both takes on his voice are absolutely fantastic, and they make me roll with laughter everytime.

[@Happiestsunn]

FINALLY PENNY PARKER AND SONIC UNLEASHED MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS EVER

[@minty7699]

I adore how they made Chip more aggressive than Werehog Sonic when he was supposed to be feral

[@CNightmare072]

Somewhere at around 21:27 the Chip voice started to turn into Chazz from YuGiOh & I love that

[@lybon6972]

They have the same voice actor!

[@mathewwatson-FireGem21]

I honestly loved playing sonic unleashed back then but even the PS2 version was seriously different but I still like it though, definitely felt unique for a sonic game! Been years since I've played the PS2 version of the game 😅

[@sugarsodawithconfetti]

The only time I got to play this game was a pirated version my brother accidentally bought for us. When I was stuck on an unbeatable level he promptly decided to destroy it, and I haven't played it since. Long story short, this is now the canon commentary in my world

[@orpheusmusic_]

This video feels like a panic attack🥰

[@marmotman151]

21:05 "Which hog is getting the best hedge?"

[@ash_sunday]

I love how Penny’s voice for Chip kinda slips into saltydkdan’s Trevor voice sometimes

[@callmetrey]

Congrats for penny for coming out as immortal. 🎉🎉🎉

[@ivysoft]

I'm not even done watching the VOD, but for the curious it's ENTIRELY stimmy echolalia sounds and I love it

[@loophole.mp3]

0:13 they are indeed so back

[@MushieBLUSH]

I spit out my water and am crying from chip screaming “where did you get your intelligence, the stupid store?”

[@Hutch2Much]

“i’m starting to think i’ve been too harsh on you” fucking *_destroyed_* me

[@IjiModo]

These impressions are CRAZY GOOD, I could listen to Chip do microaggressions for hours.

[@rigbyrules99]

15:13 "I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! AAHHHH" That one made me laugh for a good few minutes.

[@LeaTheWhiteLion]

4:43 Gee, I wonder who said that they were gonna shit themselves in chat haha, it totally wasn’t me.

[@TomBentley1808]

I love how Penny's Chip voice is like 1 pitch shift away from the Crocker voice and she keeps accidentaly shifting into it it's killing me

[@monkeyboy831ful]

i love the recurring joke of characters just saying "I love you!"

[@snowfractals]

There are some truly amazing voices going on in this video. I especially love TTS kid so much.

[@captainramen8315]

i knew there were gonna be top-tier shenanigans as soon as i heard the synchronized "GO! we are so back"

[@Arcsin27]

just wanna say i quoted the "it sounds like hes saying shit because of the bitrate" part for an assignment on video game audio and difficulties with porting to multiple consoles

[@quantumblur_3145]

Bit of a stretch

[@SideBySidePlays]

Penny’s “Sonic Opinions” document being a micropixel away from the trash is absolutely sending me

[@wolfiethehedgehog3900]

My god, as an Unleashed fan, this was the funniest video I've ever seen with this game. This got me laughing so hard. The impressions are so god-tier; it's hilarious! Love you guys, keep up the great work! (Would love to see an HD unleashed dub, but this is still funny as hell!)

[@reagansido5823]

0:55 relaxing out on your apartment's balcony when suddenly...!

[@nicholasnardone4139]

1:45 I think he confirmed in an interview that it wasn't actually strep throat itself, but something did happen to his vocal chords that made him sick when recordong

[@Kintsugi23]

I will never stop being shocked by how fucking perfect Penny's Sonic impression is.

[@PsychoticBeverage]

Congratulations on ruining an entire generation miss Parker, keep it up and you can ruin two, maybe even three! I believe in you!

[@SwerveStarEx]

I started watching this video, heard your Chip voice, immediately decided to watch the Psycho Crocker stuff again, and then came back, and what do I hear? Your Chip voice turning into Crocker. I love it.

[@Enteringdullsville]

Okay, but the lore drop of Penny’s introduction to Sonic? Brilliant.

[@Crazy56U]

[Sonic] “(comes across an empty street)” [Chip] “ _Urge to kill… Rising…_ ”

[@afurhat4726]

She having a good day. You can tell cause she's "FEELING GOOD!!!"

[@kashino55archive94]

Y'all's voice for Chip feels like an unholy mix of Crocker and Nagito Danganronpa

[@kasig2013]

Penny's Chip voice fucking obliterated me. I was crying with laughter. Oh my God.

[@Toastility]

15:15 I thought that this bit was Chip taking _your_ hit points

[@connorschronicles810]

I would absolutely LOVE to see a Sonic Unleashed fandub one day in the future. If Shapcube can make that happen, it would mean the whole world to me.🌈❤️☺️💓

[@leohewitt2255]

"Micro-aggressions, Micro games..." "Micro-plastics...." "Uh, Michaelsoft." how is Mar consistently so funny, this killed me

[@luckyguy8547]

*m i c h a e l s o f t b i n b o w s*

[@DatLump]

28:50 "C'mere" and "learn" got me so bad

[@seachelle2316]

"I know what you did~"

[@bijoukaiba]

I love Penny's version of Chip's voice, it's like a high-pitched version of her Jesse Pinkman impersonation

[@Rudxain]

1:34 *Except I'm not gonna piss on the Moon, I'm gonna go lower; I'M PISSING ON THE EARTH!*

[@SHSL_luckistudnt]

i thank you for this comment

[@KyndlingStoneCB]

Oh i thought we were ignoring the fact that it looked like a dick.