"The Xenomorph Experiment Feat. Professor Clemmons." is definitely a screamo/psych/post-rock band somewhere.
@MegaChorro1235 жыл бұрын
CELEB ALERT! Lol yeah
@solarnautrules94625 жыл бұрын
The Lennon claypool delirium = that exact band you're talking about.
@asmrglow7 жыл бұрын
39:17 how can i still be relaxed with that 😹
@thomasmussmann83216 жыл бұрын
I could see why
@sunsgettingreallow83186 жыл бұрын
I love your channel Shaz!
@MSDTADarthRevan2 жыл бұрын
Fred what are you doing here.jpg
@alices82737 жыл бұрын
The rate at which ER puts out videos, plus the quality and length of them, is INSANE. So many big channels with fancy props and story lines post maybe one video a month, which isn't ideal but I can see why they do it. Rift's dedication blows my mind.
@noobnoob74997 жыл бұрын
Alice I agree rift is amazing
@anal.82557 жыл бұрын
you belong in wonderland
@MemeCity7 жыл бұрын
im dead
@unofficiallyJ4AN4 жыл бұрын
Dem lips doe
@AnimatedASMR7 жыл бұрын
The moment I saw the egg I just knew....Game over, man. Game over.
@Schildress16347 жыл бұрын
Animated ASMR I love you so much
@pogdort15716 жыл бұрын
Animated ASMR amazing reference
@uhmitsbreu59696 жыл бұрын
Literally,if that thing is on ur face in the games,game over
@jordanvawter52786 жыл бұрын
Colby pokorski I'm following alien pages on Instagram and there actually is
@jessechavez56024 жыл бұрын
Not if you’re with friendly predators because they have the equipment to safely remove the embryo
@statetrooper61707 жыл бұрын
2:08 - "You have absolutely nothing to fear." - Ridley Scott 1979 -
@jimboonie98853 жыл бұрын
Facist?
@gabe.62733 жыл бұрын
Cringe pfp
@jenniferf31277 жыл бұрын
I don't even want to have kids and you want me to give birth to a xylophone???
@TheHanako7 жыл бұрын
crackwhorror i'm not sure if that was a typo or not, but that seriously made my day
@SplendidEcho7 жыл бұрын
crackwhorror man, I got to tell you, this man giving birth is music to my ears
@KyokuiGhostASMR7 жыл бұрын
crackwhorror I'm not sure giving birth to a musical instrument is notmal
@ThalinsGenohan7 жыл бұрын
crackwhorror I know, right? I swear I signed up for the brass impregation experiment, what the hell?
@virtuallyvisual7 жыл бұрын
crackwhorror those darn brass.
@WillChannel027 жыл бұрын
Being male and being told I will be impregnated is a bit surreal for me.
@xenotone32847 жыл бұрын
Whereas being a female and being told that is perfectly normal
@EnglishVirgo7 жыл бұрын
Xeno Tone Totally not. Impregnation for men seems to be a wild fear.
@randomchristian94577 жыл бұрын
Xeno Tone Not normal, but a lot less weird because it is biological possible
@WillChannel027 жыл бұрын
**gym voice** Bro, like, you know how like, those hot chicks, like, end up pregnant and shit? Bro, that would be, like, super scary if that happened to dudes, bro...
@PostScarcitytCat7 жыл бұрын
wtf xd
@PhoenicianSailor7 жыл бұрын
Amazing stop motion work! The angles are great too. Just lovely sir.
@yungcashregister5197 жыл бұрын
Phoenician Sailor same with your videos, always well thought, well filmed and just generally admirable! Would love to see more collab between you and rift, such a great duo.
@BobTheBudtender7 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the old style movie "flesh decay" scenes. I vaguely recall something like that from Army of Darkness. It's great.
Phoenician Sailor I am a fan of ur videos as well. I find ur voice soothing.
@Jxjsnchsjxbjsixbsbxj7 жыл бұрын
Yay Phoenician's here😃😃
@vinnynonose29307 жыл бұрын
I fucking skipped ahead to where the facehugger was right in my face XD nearly jumped outta my seat
@RRTSMPlayz3 жыл бұрын
For me I would close my eyes
@saltyvirginia78826 жыл бұрын
"You gave birth to a Queen." Why the fu- Okay. Okay then. "As this new Queen has some remarkable attributes. Not very unlike the ones that you have.." Wh- "She has already begun to lay eggs." WHAT ..Well.. at least can I see my daughter?
@BarackObama-ke7kn5 жыл бұрын
Salty Virginity
@luminous74405 жыл бұрын
Me
@GBomb97045 жыл бұрын
Clemmons took the kids
@Bluesit324 жыл бұрын
@@GBomb9704 But you still need to pay the child support.
@charmeleon36802 жыл бұрын
Corvus would not approve!
@mamamammamamamamanthfjskdm6507 жыл бұрын
First half makes me feel like my dad is taking care of me second part reminds me of when he brutality implanted me with an alien 10/10 realistic 👌🏻
@baileyd71377 жыл бұрын
Little Xiuitli Daddy issues
@ojohnson50577 жыл бұрын
The part with granola reminded me of my grandma's homemade granola and her name is Fran so my uncle bob named it franola
due to the nature of whats happening in the video...expect a lot of viewers who are here for completely different reasons than asmr...
@Nemer499947 жыл бұрын
This video is bringing me back some intense Deviantart PTSD.
@gwadpot7 жыл бұрын
twinblademasta oh shit the oviposition fetishists are coming literally
@mrbol12317 жыл бұрын
Oh god why did I look that up, damn you natural curiosity!
@emc86667 жыл бұрын
mrbol1231 can't..unsee..😣
@malhare65017 жыл бұрын
Look up Oviposition then you'll understand.
@Renamoose7 жыл бұрын
A second ER channel with unedited videos would be cool, just uploads of full start to finish recordings with none of the post production.
@Willow76ny7 жыл бұрын
Renamon Toast Crunch or bloopers and out takes
@MaggixDD7 жыл бұрын
I like it how the iphone is upside down :D
@FourTwenT7 жыл бұрын
Why do you like that
@luckygitane7 жыл бұрын
the DESIRES It's funny.
@omgoshjosh50657 жыл бұрын
the DESIRES you are too stupid to recognise sarcasm.. smh
@a.m.55817 жыл бұрын
probably to make it look diffrent
@FourTwenT7 жыл бұрын
OMGosh Josh *recognize smh
@malhare65017 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, alien impregnation is my fetish.
@Nemer499947 жыл бұрын
Isn't anything someone's fetish ?
@HexaSquirrel7 жыл бұрын
Pretty much yes.
@fidelcashflow59767 жыл бұрын
considering you're a furry, i believe you
@ArtificialMisery7 жыл бұрын
my fetish is kink shaming
@Dovaz9217 жыл бұрын
Steampunk Smilodon hot
@alexstephens28477 жыл бұрын
Nothing like the taste of home brewed containment breach.
@popexsavage85657 жыл бұрын
What kind of Bagel can fly ???? A "PLAIN" Bagel BADUM TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
@alfredogomez68237 жыл бұрын
haha silly goose
@Cultureghost7 жыл бұрын
*readies firing squad*
@agatahihi84017 жыл бұрын
Finn Christman fire
@tyratyra55497 жыл бұрын
Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
@popexsavage85657 жыл бұрын
Mum put me on check already doe........
@kennynitro177 жыл бұрын
Y'know, when you said I was going to deepthroat an alien, this isn't really what I had in mind.
@Clonest7 жыл бұрын
Those monster hands are becoming a signature object for this guy.
@jcruelty46307 жыл бұрын
Stuart Champion it already has
@Clonest7 жыл бұрын
J Cruelty i've noticed haha
@godlife41717 жыл бұрын
Stuart Champion The plague mask is.
@remintoncr59547 жыл бұрын
God Life Those are two different characters.
@godlife41717 жыл бұрын
Reminton cr No shit Sherlock.
@mandysmith2018 Жыл бұрын
6 years later and I still don’t know what happens at the end of this video 😂 I always fall asleep!!
@theplaguedoctor1427 жыл бұрын
"Short term memory loss seems to be a growing problem among the patients hare..." I would only expect it when you're bashing paitents' heads in left and right!
@theplaguedoctor1427 жыл бұрын
*here
@lionsgrowljr7 жыл бұрын
+Actual cannibal Shia labouf I'm not commenting about anything but your name...My...god...Just...God...
@jaredbutler9577 жыл бұрын
The Lost Hunter Creepypasta, challanges, and more aweseseessse
@samlund85436 жыл бұрын
Read that just as he said that
@omneshbleh88857 жыл бұрын
48:13 "imagine yourself in a frozen forest"
@lognag7 жыл бұрын
Are you still working on those projects?
@mckaleenriquez7 жыл бұрын
Who the hell plays the campaign
@omneshbleh88857 жыл бұрын
John Bean me
@omneshbleh88857 жыл бұрын
Logan Pattison sort of. Slow progress
@BanilyaGorilya7 жыл бұрын
+Omneshbleh BLOPS3 campaign was awesome. I usually play CoD and Battlefield, Halo for the lore. I like the direction in story they're going with that game.
@remcotjee167 жыл бұрын
01:30 is he holding the phone upside down
@Argomundo7 жыл бұрын
Thats just how the professor rolls
@Amesaurusrex7 жыл бұрын
Argomundo you can't exactly hold upside down as the screen just rotates
@xdniles37625 жыл бұрын
It’s to hide the logo
@Shmegglebonk4 жыл бұрын
Remco kuipers no
@Lambslayer7 жыл бұрын
Can we get a roleplay in Margaret's garden? A few "headstones" of missing patients, outdoor sounds, and of course Margaret.
@highpitchnoises7 жыл бұрын
This was so freaking cool. There is something SUPER relaxing about the end *SPOILERS* where the face hugger is lowered down over the camera and its fading to black with continued whispers. I cant put my finger on it but something about that scene sent me straight to sleep (I was struggling to stay awake for plot as usual with you haha)
@EphemeralRift7 жыл бұрын
Haha, well thanks for struggling to stay awake when you do! I guess I'll have to do some kind of Facehugger Lullaby scene like that again sometime
@Carepackage657 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift "Some kind of Facehugger" GET IT? like some kind of monster from metallica
@avocados91107 жыл бұрын
Calliopie you lie! This video stinks
@RandomGamerNumber017 жыл бұрын
Red Yoshi The video doesn't have any kind of smell to me, other than what my phone smells like. I actually didn't know smellovision had been invented yet for phones and/or computers.
@theplaguedoctor1427 жыл бұрын
Nice
@MartinSeptimII7 жыл бұрын
I love how every video has a story with asmr triggers slipped in, like the beard scratching and phone tapping, its super slick lol 😂
@TheASMRGamer7 жыл бұрын
The type of Halloween ASMR of the calibre that could Only be expected from you! Superb!
@adistractionzhhcl40796 жыл бұрын
The ASMR Gamer Pewdiepie?
@babaispink10517 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a SCP mug in the beginning?
@dogmeat75827 жыл бұрын
Yes it is
@FourTwenT7 жыл бұрын
It sure is my friend
@gumby44567 жыл бұрын
i noticed that too lol
@casualcgrain78357 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, xenomorph's are keter class SCP's and this is all a super secret SCPF test.
@vladimirvojtaml7 жыл бұрын
+Joseph McDonlad xenomorph first more into the Euclid.
@fucku4326 жыл бұрын
Me:*turns up full volume* KZbin: Lets throw a loudass ad at him Ad:*THINK OF THE MIND AS A STILL BOWL OF WATER*
@jessechavez56024 жыл бұрын
fucking TRUE
@jacksonroberts62657 жыл бұрын
of course he has a SCP mug
@tijsrazouxschultz93447 жыл бұрын
39:19 Is what my parents view is when I sit down on the couch after they told me they had to have a talk with me.
@BlueLillyyy7 жыл бұрын
Me: I liked alien, i will see if i can by this (looks at price of $500) Me: Fuck that
@rodrigovaldes99315 жыл бұрын
This is the best community ever. Think about it, awesome people relaxing us, gotta love it.
@TerryHesticles2807 жыл бұрын
So glad that in the beginning, when the cereal comes into play, I don't see the food still on the spoon as it goes away. some might think it doesn't matter, but some people like to watch what goes on. It is the small things that really add up to push the video so much further. Every little noise, and trigger, and just moving like everything should, is just great.
@Lucsh4 жыл бұрын
3:06 is when the cereal bit starts. it’s what gives me the most tingles
@Lucsh4 жыл бұрын
i’ve come to this video hundreds of times just for the cereal bit
@joshthereviewer48547 жыл бұрын
A stop motion ASMR video seems like something Ephemeral Rift would have done already. And it seems like a good outlet for his creative mind. Anyone else think this is a good idea?!
@randomroamer40217 жыл бұрын
That's why aliens don't eat purple pancakes at toys r us during the snow storm on Tuesdays!
@nickcabrera30877 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this video ever since you unboxed this.
@10011996ian7 жыл бұрын
why is professor clemmons getting more human with each video appearance?
@hastobeus7 жыл бұрын
10011996ian we could be going back in time
@Utzuki7 жыл бұрын
He's excited in this video because he's performing an experiment.
@AintPopular7 жыл бұрын
Humanity Restored
@freeaf81947 жыл бұрын
ds :p @Ak47
@DifficultFryingPan7 жыл бұрын
Professor and corvus clemmons are not the same
@daltonASMR7 жыл бұрын
This video is amazing. Such a realistic egg too.
@cmpork71457 жыл бұрын
Since its my child, I shall name the queen... Latifah
@leafia1337 жыл бұрын
CM Pork 😂😂😂😂
@alecedinger45067 жыл бұрын
CM Pork how bout queef latina
@coopercobb88676 жыл бұрын
CM Pork can I recommend AIDS Bjorn
@gnome84165 жыл бұрын
What about my Dixierekt
@yourmorningcupofcoffee43135 жыл бұрын
jefree asmar
@averyangrygardengnome7 жыл бұрын
finally the egg gets included, good on you
@vinnyshock77334 жыл бұрын
Most asmr KZbinrs don't have a low enough voice for soft speaking to be soothing for me but you're able to do it right
@KylesSocietyofMisfit7 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the bowl triggers lately. Feeding ceral or oatmeal and such. It reminds me of one of my first ASMR experiences from way back in second grade watching an episode of little house on the prairie, and a character was eating something from a wooden bowl.
@amazingroboat94315 жыл бұрын
31:01 I HAD BEEN DRAWING AND THEN LOOMED BACK AT THE SCREEN AND I WAS SO CONFUSED. I STARTED LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD Love the vid tho lmao
@jacobbritt81247 жыл бұрын
Rift please do a SCP ASMR in the future, this video was almost like it.
@jacobbritt81247 жыл бұрын
And you a Foundation cup, come on ER.
@eaglsfan927 жыл бұрын
Only Prof Clemmons can send a text upside down
@hawkpeterson7 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early... *insert joke here*
@phreegus54947 жыл бұрын
WorldWar II started
@MrMan-dd4hi7 жыл бұрын
Ani Peterson Read More
@chubbysurprise44297 жыл бұрын
Mr. Man wow lol
@corvuscadaver7 жыл бұрын
I was the one impregnating, not the other way around.
@derekbeck67617 жыл бұрын
Harambe Was Alive
@benvoli0c9776 жыл бұрын
Man so a facehugger is literally a mr.meeseeks lmao
@amen_k7 жыл бұрын
Uncle e's videos makeup an entire multiverse, now if thats not dedication to the art then i don't know what is
@tonyma15847 жыл бұрын
Being drunk +ASMR = absolute horror
@mbc78457 жыл бұрын
Wohhh, you found a rare specimen of a dancing facehugger ! Its so happy to meet its host it just starts dancing !
@thekidd76507 жыл бұрын
prof. Clemons and xenomorphes? how could my birthday get any better
@snakeyte2726 жыл бұрын
Happy year late birthday
@ajaxhunter19257 жыл бұрын
I'm supposed to be watching ASMR but this one guy keeps giving me tingles
@adeveth7 жыл бұрын
Is it the tingle27?
@sionsioux36367 жыл бұрын
"You're in good hands" *cracks up*
@HexBubbins7 жыл бұрын
Once again you have perfected the art of relaxation. You never cease to amaze me how incredible you are at your craft.
@ashw14167 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the G man from half life
@elianpiano95437 жыл бұрын
Ashton Cena does the g man talk?
@mellowmonster94427 жыл бұрын
yah he does
@ShaunTheCHB7 жыл бұрын
He talks very...slowly and sssometimes stammers his words.
@exileprodigy97077 жыл бұрын
kind of, i bet if he tried to sound like him, it would be perfect
@ShaunTheCHB7 жыл бұрын
He'd make a great G Man. He'd pull it off well.
@TheDutchygame7 жыл бұрын
why is nobody talking about the fact that his phone was upside down, made me smile rift!
@tiberiustheweaponsmaster46217 жыл бұрын
"Would you like to try some?" Me; "Mmm, sure!" *opens mouth and chews* I've done this three times now. How do I stop?
@Awalys7 жыл бұрын
oh shit
@tiberiustheweaponsmaster46217 жыл бұрын
s21411 But then I'd miss out on more of your *original* suggestions.
@tiberiustheweaponsmaster46217 жыл бұрын
Sanik The Pepe Holy shit, a rare Sanik Pepe!
@SplendidEcho7 жыл бұрын
Sanik The Pepe damn! Fucking straight up savage!
@digital10777 жыл бұрын
Sanik The Pepe dam😂
@danesweda99393 жыл бұрын
This man has the best channel avatars. I mean that cow be big drippen
@sofiaortizmua66557 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with the whole Alien series so this is THE best video!
@milesbaker4687 жыл бұрын
26:24 but that's just a hug A face hug But that's just a theory A game theory
@aronagmar7 жыл бұрын
Glad to see the Clemmons' are in communication.
@Awezome4studios7 жыл бұрын
When those Ephemeral Rift notifications pop up, I drop everything and rush to my computer ^^
@bendynamic21507 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a ASMR video with Margret in her garden with a patient.
@mikaaoife65574 жыл бұрын
Ohh I love the Xenomorphs. I'm quite excited for the opportunity to participate in this experiment. I have always wanted a Xenomorph or a Queen.
@LunarEdge77 жыл бұрын
.. I thought I went into Tirar's video for a second there.
@Hirklitschka7 жыл бұрын
Been waiting since the unboxing, great video!
@sageofsixpains35667 жыл бұрын
The thing I like about ER's vids is that there ads! but does he monetize them? cause he should though
@marcelmot81647 жыл бұрын
DavPlay if there are ads than the video is monetized :D
@sageofsixpains35667 жыл бұрын
Oh ok well I was on my phone at the time I typed this comment but when I go on my PC there is little pop up ads
@turbodaxter17 жыл бұрын
Yes he monetizes these videos. He doesn't seem to use 'Midroll' ads though, which play at set times throughout a video. Instead of midroll ads, he has ads on the side of his videos, which when you are a 'youtube partner' you get paid for.
@ahmetnecipgorgulu41337 жыл бұрын
this was absolutely stunning. it came out to be better than i expected really nice job uncle e
@pandorasflame77427 жыл бұрын
Where'd you get an SCP mug?
@Scott97xll7 жыл бұрын
you can order it online
@kristinaschmitt82987 жыл бұрын
I spent the first half of the video glancing nervously at the egg thinking it was just going to pop open...
@malleusmaleficarum29927 жыл бұрын
Aw, he said we're remarkable
@patches34324 жыл бұрын
Wow he did really good on this one bravo sir
@7ellowY7 жыл бұрын
I want Uncle E to do just shadow speak in one episode, it is so soothing.
@stealthtrooper74567 жыл бұрын
Matthew Fitzsimmons agreed
@skylercolbert75367 жыл бұрын
Oh thank god I didn't think I would fall asleep
@thebutterflycomposer71307 жыл бұрын
As the professor ended the session, a smile curved his lips as he thought of what mysteries and powers he could yet explore and unlock. Leaving the room safely secured behind him, he left the subject alone. But Professor Clemons had made a mistake, one that would cost him his sanity and his wife. He had created a Queen, born from a being of unimaginable malice and power. As the Queen multiplied, the subject vanished from the faculty, with none even remembering it was ever present within the walls of the sanitarium. And then it hid within the dark...and waited. Waited whilst its children grew and grew and produced more and more of themselves. And then one day, the fires began.
@tabithathecat4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that's fucking awesome
@RRTSMPlayz3 жыл бұрын
Whoa
@Rivixwow7 жыл бұрын
i've watched you for so long and just relized your left handed :P
@IggyTheBalrog7 жыл бұрын
Going as Ripley tonight to a party so this is relevant to my interests!
@Haxxer824 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that there's some secret lore behind this channel.
@philipkingswood58007 жыл бұрын
I would seriously be so down with Rift playing scarecrow in a Batman film.
@grantchambers32417 жыл бұрын
ER: Do you hear any voices, not now but in time? Me: If it's in time then how in the fuck would I know??
@orioxel69997 жыл бұрын
I say no to the oatmeal I'm forced to eat it, but when I say yes to the cider he turns me down.... Well at least I get tingles.
@theshinxgirl3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but maybe its because they both have a deep amount of lore behind their channels.. but I want Dr. T and ER to do a collab, I think it would be cool
@masao3987 жыл бұрын
breaking the 3rd wall a bit there at the end, you telling me i wasnt really impregnated?"
@masao3987 жыл бұрын
probably i dont know the word for it
@masao3987 жыл бұрын
***** hello?
@macejaso7 жыл бұрын
who is he to tell me I'm not pregnant? seems like he just dosnt want to admit he's the father!
@nickdotjpg7 жыл бұрын
Doggo i think its 4th wall...
@garfieldandandthearmyofmem42247 жыл бұрын
6:14 I like how professor clemmons has a SCP foundation mug
@purplecrow85467 жыл бұрын
This is really creepy. I love it. Happy nightmares...
@BigDMartial7 жыл бұрын
You should make a whole video dedicated to that lovely wooden Spoon and Bowl.
@abree1077 жыл бұрын
Perhaps she inadvertently buried them? Wtf Uncle E :P I came here for relaxation and now all I can think about is being 'inadvertently' buried...
@Renamoose7 жыл бұрын
abree1071 comfy
@anal.82557 жыл бұрын
abree1071 teehee
@donnalambert17187 жыл бұрын
abree1071 he is holding the phone upside down typing on it 😂
@helmaschine18855 жыл бұрын
Omg when he asked about floaters. Yes. All the time. I have constant visual snow. Thank you for asking.
@malleusmaleficarum29927 жыл бұрын
OHSHIT U GUYS CLEMMONS HAS HAIR
@GabrielWolfe7 жыл бұрын
Well done Uncle E, well done! I know you've been waiting to do something like this for a while and how much you enjoy Alien. Hope you had as much fun making it as we have watching it
@goldenglee48196 жыл бұрын
anyone else wonder what would happen if a facehugger impregnated another xenomorph?
@RRTSMPlayz3 жыл бұрын
Good question though
@thunder_heads9 күн бұрын
Incest
@alexpodsvirow64567 жыл бұрын
This asmr is out of this world
@virtuallyvisual7 жыл бұрын
I KNOW ITS NOT YOUR USUAL THING BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU SHOULD DO AN 'OFFICE' STYLED ASMR ROLE PLAY AHAHA
@julsmul71647 жыл бұрын
No matter the cost, it's always nice being a candidate for Professor Clemmons!
@iCanHazSkill7 жыл бұрын
good morning from ct to pa uncle e!
@hawkpeterson7 жыл бұрын
iCanHazSkill wait he lives in PA?
@nathang90347 жыл бұрын
Gemotro really? I feel like ur a troll...
@He4dhonchoe3657 жыл бұрын
Nathan Gaid he doesn't live in Iceland, he lives in PA. He said near collegeville
@hawkpeterson7 жыл бұрын
Río OMG HE LIVES HALF AN HOUR AWAY FROM ME
@ChillyCrispin7 жыл бұрын
I love the video idea and props! Deep One Dave is my most favorite character and would love to see another video featuring him! :) Thanks ER!