The Xenomorph Experiment with Professor Clemmons [ ASMR ]

[@celebalert5616]

"The Xenomorph Experiment Feat. Professor Clemmons." is definitely a screamo/psych/post-rock band somewhere.

[@MegaChorro123]

CELEB ALERT! Lol yeah

[@solarnautrules9462]

The Lennon claypool delirium = that exact band you're talking about.

[@asmrglow]

39:17 how can i still be relaxed with that 😹

[@thomasmussmann8321]

I could see why

[@sunsgettingreallow8318]

I love your channel Shaz!

[@MSDTADarthRevan]

Fred what are you doing here.jpg

[@alices8273]

The rate at which ER puts out videos, plus the quality and length of them, is INSANE. So many big channels with fancy props and story lines post maybe one video a month, which isn't ideal but I can see why they do it. Rift's dedication blows my mind.

[@noobnoob7499]

Alice I agree rift is amazing

[@anal.8255]

you belong in wonderland

[@MemeCity]

im dead

[@unofficiallyJ4AN]

Dem lips doe

[@AnimatedASMR]

The moment I saw the egg I just knew....Game over, man. Game over.

[@Schildress1634]

Animated ASMR I love you so much

[@pogdort1571]

Animated ASMR amazing reference

[@uhmitsbreu5969]

Literally,if that thing is on ur face in the games,game over

[@jordanvawter5278]

Colby pokorski I'm following alien pages on Instagram and there actually is

[@jessechavez5602]

Not if you’re with friendly predators because they have the equipment to safely remove the embryo

[@statetrooper6170]

2:08 - "You have absolutely nothing to fear." - Ridley Scott 1979 -

[@jimboonie9885]

Facist?

[@gabe.6273]

Cringe pfp

[@jenniferf3127]

I don't even want to have kids and you want me to give birth to a xylophone???

[@TheHanako]

crackwhorror i'm not sure if that was a typo or not, but that seriously made my day

[@SplendidEcho]

crackwhorror man, I got to tell you, this man giving birth is music to my ears

[@KyokuiGhostASMR]

crackwhorror I'm not sure giving birth to a musical instrument is notmal

[@ThalinsGenohan]

crackwhorror I know, right? I swear I signed up for the brass impregation experiment, what the hell?

[@virtuallyvisual]

crackwhorror those darn brass.

[@WillChannel02]

Being male and being told I will be impregnated is a bit surreal for me.

[@xenotone3284]

Whereas being a female and being told that is perfectly normal

[@EnglishVirgo]

Xeno Tone Totally not. Impregnation for men seems to be a wild fear.

[@randomchristian9457]

Xeno Tone Not normal, but a lot less weird because it is biological possible

[@WillChannel02]

**gym voice** Bro, like, you know how like, those hot chicks, like, end up pregnant and shit? Bro, that would be, like, super scary if that happened to dudes, bro...

[@PostScarcitytCat]

wtf xd

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Amazing stop motion work! The angles are great too. Just lovely sir.

[@yungcashregister519]

Phoenician Sailor same with your videos, always well thought, well filmed and just generally admirable! Would love to see more collab between you and rift, such a great duo.

[@BobTheBudtender]

Reminds me of the old style movie "flesh decay" scenes. I vaguely recall something like that from Army of Darkness. It's great.

[@abree107]

Phoenician Sailor quite riveting; quite riveting indeed.

[@disneyprincess8875]

Phoenician Sailor I am a fan of ur videos as well. I find ur voice soothing.

[@Jxjsnchsjxbjsixbsbxj]

Yay Phoenician's here😃😃

[@vinnynonose2930]

I fucking skipped ahead to where the facehugger was right in my face XD nearly jumped outta my seat

[@RRTSMPlayz]

For me I would close my eyes

[@saltyvirginia7882]

"You gave birth to a Queen." Why the fu- Okay. Okay then. "As this new Queen has some remarkable attributes. Not very unlike the ones that you have.." Wh- "She has already begun to lay eggs." WHAT ..Well.. at least can I see my daughter?

[@BarackObama-ke7kn]

Salty Virginity

[@luminous7440]

Me

[@GBomb9704]

Clemmons took the kids

[@Bluesit32]

@@GBomb9704 But you still need to pay the child support.

[@charmeleon3680]

Corvus would not approve!

[@mamamammamamamamanthfjskdm650]

First half makes me feel like my dad is taking care of me second part reminds me of when he brutality implanted me with an alien 10/10 realistic 👌🏻

[@baileyd7137]

Little Xiuitli Daddy issues

[@ojohnson5057]

The part with granola reminded me of my grandma's homemade granola and her name is Fran so my uncle bob named it franola

[@tombrady9996]

are you feeling it now mr. krabs

[@NickKoolKat]

yes

[@ytho1927]

Yes

[@achespat7829]

Yes

[@billmcg5910]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@paulamuddiman5100]

No,I'm not

[@twinblademasta]

due to the nature of whats happening in the video...expect a lot of viewers who are here for completely different reasons than asmr...

[@Nemer49994]

This video is bringing me back some intense Deviantart PTSD.

[@gwadpot]

twinblademasta oh shit the oviposition fetishists are coming literally

[@mrbol1231]

Oh god why did I look that up, damn you natural curiosity!

[@emc8666]

mrbol1231 can't..unsee..😣

[@malhare6501]

Look up Oviposition then you'll understand.

[@Renamoose]

A second ER channel with unedited videos would be cool, just uploads of full start to finish recordings with none of the post production.

[@Willow76ny]

Renamon Toast Crunch or bloopers and out takes

[@MaggixDD]

I like it how the iphone is upside down :D

[@FourTwenT]

Why do you like that

[@luckygitane]

the DESIRES It's funny.

[@omgoshjosh5065]

the DESIRES you are too stupid to recognise sarcasm.. smh

[@a.m.5581]

probably to make it look diffrent

[@FourTwenT]

OMGosh Josh *recognize smh

[@malhare6501]

Jokes on you, alien impregnation is my fetish.

[@Nemer49994]

Isn't anything someone's fetish ?

[@HexaSquirrel]

Pretty much yes.

[@fidelcashflow5976]

considering you're a furry, i believe you

[@ArtificialMisery]

my fetish is kink shaming

[@Dovaz921]

Steampunk Smilodon hot

[@alexstephens2847]

Nothing like the taste of home brewed containment breach.

[@popexsavage8565]

What kind of Bagel can fly ???? A "PLAIN" Bagel BADUM TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alfredogomez6823]

haha silly goose

[@Cultureghost]

*readies firing squad*

[@agatahihi8401]

Finn Christman fire

[@tyratyra5549]

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

[@popexsavage8565]

Mum put me on check already doe........

[@kennynitro17]

Y'know, when you said I was going to deepthroat an alien, this isn't really what I had in mind.

[@Clonest]

Those monster hands are becoming a signature object for this guy.

[@jcruelty4630]

Stuart Champion it already has

[@Clonest]

J Cruelty i've noticed haha

[@godlife4171]

Stuart Champion The plague mask is.

[@remintoncr5954]

God Life Those are two different characters.

[@godlife4171]

Reminton cr No shit Sherlock.

[@mandysmith2018]

6 years later and I still don’t know what happens at the end of this video 😂 I always fall asleep!!

[@theplaguedoctor142]

"Short term memory loss seems to be a growing problem among the patients hare..." I would only expect it when you're bashing paitents' heads in left and right!

[@theplaguedoctor142]

*here

[@lionsgrowljr]

+Actual cannibal Shia labouf I'm not commenting about anything but your name...My...god...Just...God...

[@jaredbutler957]

The Lost Hunter Creepypasta, challanges, and more aweseseessse

[@samlund8543]

Read that just as he said that

[@omneshbleh8885]

48:13 "imagine yourself in a frozen forest"

[@lognag]

Are you still working on those projects?

[@mckaleenriquez]

Who the hell plays the campaign

[@omneshbleh8885]

John Bean me

[@omneshbleh8885]

Logan Pattison sort of. Slow progress

[@BanilyaGorilya]

+Omneshbleh BLOPS3 campaign was awesome. I usually play CoD and Battlefield, Halo for the lore. I like the direction in story they're going with that game.

[@remcotjee16]

01:30 is he holding the phone upside down

[@Argomundo]

Thats just how the professor rolls

[@Amesaurusrex]

Argomundo you can't exactly hold upside down as the screen just rotates

[@xdniles3762]

It’s to hide the logo

[@Shmegglebonk]

Remco kuipers no

[@Lambslayer]

Can we get a roleplay in Margaret's garden? A few "headstones" of missing patients, outdoor sounds, and of course Margaret.

[@highpitchnoises]

This was so freaking cool. There is something SUPER relaxing about the end *SPOILERS* where the face hugger is lowered down over the camera and its fading to black with continued whispers. I cant put my finger on it but something about that scene sent me straight to sleep (I was struggling to stay awake for plot as usual with you haha)

[@EphemeralRift]

Haha, well thanks for struggling to stay awake when you do! I guess I'll have to do some kind of Facehugger Lullaby scene like that again sometime

[@Carepackage65]

Ephemeral Rift "Some kind of Facehugger" GET IT? like some kind of monster from metallica

[@avocados9110]

Calliopie you lie! This video stinks

[@RandomGamerNumber01]

Red Yoshi The video doesn't have any kind of smell to me, other than what my phone smells like. I actually didn't know smellovision had been invented yet for phones and/or computers.

[@theplaguedoctor142]

Nice

[@MartinSeptimII]

I love how every video has a story with asmr triggers slipped in, like the beard scratching and phone tapping, its super slick lol 😂

[@TheASMRGamer]

The type of Halloween ASMR of the calibre that could Only be expected from you! Superb!

[@adistractionzhhcl4079]

The ASMR Gamer Pewdiepie?

[@babaispink1051]

Isn't that a SCP mug in the beginning?

[@dogmeat7582]

Yes it is

[@FourTwenT]

It sure is my friend

[@gumby4456]

i noticed that too lol

[@casualcgrain7835]

Plot twist, xenomorph's are keter class SCP's and this is all a super secret SCPF test.

[@vladimirvojtaml]

+Joseph McDonlad xenomorph first more into the Euclid.

[@fucku432]

Me:*turns up full volume* KZbin: Lets throw a loudass ad at him Ad:*THINK OF THE MIND AS A STILL BOWL OF WATER*

[@jessechavez5602]

fucking TRUE

[@jacksonroberts6265]

of course he has a SCP mug

[@tijsrazouxschultz9344]

39:19 Is what my parents view is when I sit down on the couch after they told me they had to have a talk with me.

[@BlueLillyyy]

Me: I liked alien, i will see if i can by this (looks at price of $500) Me: Fuck that

[@rodrigovaldes9931]

This is the best community ever. Think about it, awesome people relaxing us, gotta love it.

[@TerryHesticles280]

So glad that in the beginning, when the cereal comes into play, I don't see the food still on the spoon as it goes away. some might think it doesn't matter, but some people like to watch what goes on. It is the small things that really add up to push the video so much further. Every little noise, and trigger, and just moving like everything should, is just great.

[@Lucsh]

3:06 is when the cereal bit starts. it’s what gives me the most tingles

[@Lucsh]

i’ve come to this video hundreds of times just for the cereal bit

[@joshthereviewer4854]

A stop motion ASMR video seems like something Ephemeral Rift would have done already. And it seems like a good outlet for his creative mind. Anyone else think this is a good idea?!

[@randomroamer4021]

That's why aliens don't eat purple pancakes at toys r us during the snow storm on Tuesdays!

[@nickcabrera3087]

I've been waiting for this video ever since you unboxed this.

[@10011996ian]

why is professor clemmons getting more human with each video appearance?

[@hastobeus]

10011996ian we could be going back in time

[@Utzuki]

He's excited in this video because he's performing an experiment.

[@AintPopular]

Humanity Restored

[@freeaf8194]

ds :p @Ak47

[@DifficultFryingPan]

Professor and corvus clemmons are not the same

[@daltonASMR]

This video is amazing. Such a realistic egg too.

[@cmpork7145]

Since its my child, I shall name the queen... Latifah

[@leafia133]

CM Pork 😂😂😂😂

[@alecedinger4506]

CM Pork how bout queef latina

[@coopercobb8867]

CM Pork can I recommend AIDS Bjorn

[@gnome8416]

What about my Dixierekt

[@yourmorningcupofcoffee4313]

jefree asmar

[@averyangrygardengnome]

finally the egg gets included, good on you

[@vinnyshock7733]

Most asmr KZbinrs don't have a low enough voice for soft speaking to be soothing for me but you're able to do it right

[@KylesSocietyofMisfit]

I'm loving the bowl triggers lately. Feeding ceral or oatmeal and such. It reminds me of one of my first ASMR experiences from way back in second grade watching an episode of little house on the prairie, and a character was eating something from a wooden bowl.

[@amazingroboat9431]

31:01 I HAD BEEN DRAWING AND THEN LOOMED BACK AT THE SCREEN AND I WAS SO CONFUSED. I STARTED LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD Love the vid tho lmao

[@jacobbritt8124]

Rift please do a SCP ASMR in the future, this video was almost like it.

[@jacobbritt8124]

And you a Foundation cup, come on ER.

[@eaglsfan92]

Only Prof Clemmons can send a text upside down

[@hawkpeterson]

Last time I was this early... *insert joke here*

[@phreegus5494]

WorldWar II started

[@MrMan-dd4hi]

Ani Peterson Read More

[@chubbysurprise4429]

Mr. Man wow lol

[@corvuscadaver]

I was the one impregnating, not the other way around.

[@derekbeck6761]

Harambe Was Alive

[@benvoli0c977]

Man so a facehugger is literally a mr.meeseeks lmao

[@amen_k]

Uncle e's videos makeup an entire multiverse, now if thats not dedication to the art then i don't know what is

[@tonyma1584]

Being drunk +ASMR = absolute horror

[@mbc7845]

Wohhh, you found a rare specimen of a dancing facehugger ! Its so happy to meet its host it just starts dancing !

[@thekidd7650]

prof. Clemons and xenomorphes? how could my birthday get any better

[@snakeyte272]

Happy year late birthday

[@ajaxhunter1925]

I'm supposed to be watching ASMR but this one guy keeps giving me tingles

[@adeveth]

Is it the tingle27?

[@sionsioux3636]

"You're in good hands" *cracks up*

[@HexBubbins]

Once again you have perfected the art of relaxation. You never cease to amaze me how incredible you are at your craft.

[@ashw1416]

He sounds like the G man from half life

[@elianpiano9543]

Ashton Cena does the g man talk?

[@mellowmonster9442]

yah he does

[@ShaunTheCHB]

He talks very...slowly and sssometimes stammers his words.

[@exileprodigy9707]

kind of, i bet if he tried to sound like him, it would be perfect

[@ShaunTheCHB]

He'd make a great G Man. He'd pull it off well.

[@TheDutchygame]

why is nobody talking about the fact that his phone was upside down, made me smile rift!

[@tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621]

"Would you like to try some?" Me; "Mmm, sure!" *opens mouth and chews* I've done this three times now. How do I stop?

[@Awalys]

oh shit

[@tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621]

s21411 But then I'd miss out on more of your *original* suggestions.

[@tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621]

Sanik The Pepe Holy shit, a rare Sanik Pepe!

[@SplendidEcho]

Sanik The Pepe damn! Fucking straight up savage!

[@digital1077]

Sanik The Pepe dam😂

[@danesweda9939]

This man has the best channel avatars. I mean that cow be big drippen

[@sofiaortizmua6655]

I'm in love with the whole Alien series so this is THE best video!

[@milesbaker468]

26:24 but that's just a hug A face hug But that's just a theory A game theory

[@aronagmar]

Glad to see the Clemmons' are in communication.

[@Awezome4studios]

When those Ephemeral Rift notifications pop up, I drop everything and rush to my computer ^^

[@bendynamic2150]

I'd like to see a ASMR video with Margret in her garden with a patient.

[@mikaaoife6557]

Ohh I love the Xenomorphs. I'm quite excited for the opportunity to participate in this experiment. I have always wanted a Xenomorph or a Queen.

[@LunarEdge7]

.. I thought I went into Tirar's video for a second there.

[@Hirklitschka]

Been waiting since the unboxing, great video!

[@sageofsixpains3566]

The thing I like about ER's vids is that there ads! but does he monetize them? cause he should though

[@marcelmot8164]

DavPlay if there are ads than the video is monetized :D

[@sageofsixpains3566]

Oh ok well I was on my phone at the time I typed this comment but when I go on my PC there is little pop up ads

[@turbodaxter1]

Yes he monetizes these videos. He doesn't seem to use 'Midroll' ads though, which play at set times throughout a video. Instead of midroll ads, he has ads on the side of his videos, which when you are a 'youtube partner' you get paid for.

[@ahmetnecipgorgulu4133]

this was absolutely stunning. it came out to be better than i expected really nice job uncle e

[@pandorasflame7742]

Where'd you get an SCP mug?

[@Scott97xll]

you can order it online

[@kristinaschmitt8298]

I spent the first half of the video glancing nervously at the egg thinking it was just going to pop open...

[@malleusmaleficarum2992]

Aw, he said we're remarkable

[@patches3432]

Wow he did really good on this one bravo sir

[@7ellowY]

I want Uncle E to do just shadow speak in one episode, it is so soothing.

[@stealthtrooper7456]

Matthew Fitzsimmons agreed

[@skylercolbert7536]

Oh thank god I didn't think I would fall asleep

[@thebutterflycomposer7130]

As the professor ended the session, a smile curved his lips as he thought of what mysteries and powers he could yet explore and unlock. Leaving the room safely secured behind him, he left the subject alone. But Professor Clemons had made a mistake, one that would cost him his sanity and his wife. He had created a Queen, born from a being of unimaginable malice and power. As the Queen multiplied, the subject vanished from the faculty, with none even remembering it was ever present within the walls of the sanitarium. And then it hid within the dark...and waited. Waited whilst its children grew and grew and produced more and more of themselves. And then one day, the fires began.

[@tabithathecat]

Holy shit that's fucking awesome

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Whoa

[@Rivixwow]

i've watched you for so long and just relized your left handed :P

[@IggyTheBalrog]

Going as Ripley tonight to a party so this is relevant to my interests!

[@Haxxer82]

I have a feeling that there's some secret lore behind this channel.

[@philipkingswood5800]

I would seriously be so down with Rift playing scarecrow in a Batman film.

[@grantchambers3241]

ER: Do you hear any voices, not now but in time? Me: If it's in time then how in the fuck would I know??

[@orioxel6999]

I say no to the oatmeal I'm forced to eat it, but when I say yes to the cider he turns me down.... Well at least I get tingles.

[@theshinxgirl]

I don't know why but maybe its because they both have a deep amount of lore behind their channels.. but I want Dr. T and ER to do a collab, I think it would be cool

[@masao398]

breaking the 3rd wall a bit there at the end, you telling me i wasnt really impregnated?"

[@masao398]

probably i dont know the word for it

[@masao398]

***** hello?

[@macejaso]

who is he to tell me I'm not pregnant? seems like he just dosnt want to admit he's the father!

[@nickdotjpg]

Doggo i think its 4th wall...

[@garfieldandandthearmyofmem4224]

6:14 I like how professor clemmons has a SCP foundation mug

[@purplecrow8546]

This is really creepy. I love it. Happy nightmares...

[@BigDMartial]

You should make a whole video dedicated to that lovely wooden Spoon and Bowl.

[@abree107]

Perhaps she inadvertently buried them? Wtf Uncle E :P I came here for relaxation and now all I can think about is being 'inadvertently' buried...

[@Renamoose]

abree1071 comfy

[@anal.8255]

abree1071 teehee

[@donnalambert1718]

abree1071 he is holding the phone upside down typing on it 😂

[@helmaschine1885]

Omg when he asked about floaters. Yes. All the time. I have constant visual snow. Thank you for asking.

[@malleusmaleficarum2992]

OHSHIT U GUYS CLEMMONS HAS HAIR

[@GabrielWolfe]

Well done Uncle E, well done! I know you've been waiting to do something like this for a while and how much you enjoy Alien. Hope you had as much fun making it as we have watching it

[@goldenglee4819]

anyone else wonder what would happen if a facehugger impregnated another xenomorph?

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Good question though

[@thunder_heads]

Incest

[@alexpodsvirow6456]

This asmr is out of this world

[@virtuallyvisual]

I KNOW ITS NOT YOUR USUAL THING BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU SHOULD DO AN 'OFFICE' STYLED ASMR ROLE PLAY AHAHA

[@julsmul7164]

No matter the cost, it's always nice being a candidate for Professor Clemmons!

[@iCanHazSkill]

good morning from ct to pa uncle e!

[@hawkpeterson]

iCanHazSkill wait he lives in PA?

[@nathang9034]

Gemotro really? I feel like ur a troll...

[@He4dhonchoe365]

Nathan Gaid he doesn't live in Iceland, he lives in PA. He said near collegeville

[@hawkpeterson]

Río OMG HE LIVES HALF AN HOUR AWAY FROM ME

[@ChillyCrispin]

I love the video idea and props! Deep One Dave is my most favorite character and would love to see another video featuring him! :) Thanks ER!