Massaging Your Brain (with Professor Clemmons) | ASMR

It seems you have somehow volunteered once again, along with all of the other patients at Arkham Sanitarium, for a revolutionary new treatment. Professor Clemmons discusses the experiment then throws down some knowledge about the human brain while massaging yours in the process.
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ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@blacksailco.8752]

The funny thing is, everyone probably thinks that brain is fake...

[@sansdeltarune7510]

Demon Lord Gaming r/wooosh

[@trampofthenorth6954]

Its not fake! Wow... Who knew? You?!?

[@grubz8657]

@Demon Lord Gaming go search up r/woooosh jokes and you’ll get it lol

[@fenix9463]

@@DemonLordGamingAC0 bruh moment

[@8bitryder744]

@Demon Lord Gaming actually that is a brain. I’ve seen one up close in real life at my school. The brain autopsy makes the brain look different,but they put it in water and by the time it’s there, that’s what it looks like.

[@zerobroOG]

Bruh I love it when I get my brain taken out while I’m completely awake with no anesthetics what so ever.

[@goofyguysgaming3625]

Woah how has it been a year and no one has replied on this?! Guess I’m first..... 2020 sucks

[@zerobroOG]

@@goofyguysgaming3625 Thanks for replying!

[@goofyguysgaming3625]

@@zerobroOG Ur welcome :)

[@shadowkid09r]

ZeroBro Underrated comment

[@zerobroOG]

@@shadowkid09r Thank you!

[@morale.9330]

This video is basically a brain reacting to brain messaging another brain.

[@res6696]

The word brain sounds weird now

[@supersaturn4742]

@@res6696 it just sounds like _b r y a n_

[@seanionan7275]

*b r a i n c e p t i o n*

[@blitzFN100]

bŘæÏÑ

[@zoran_j]

My brain couldn’t handle the brains watching brains message brains it’s really big brain but I’m small brain

[@rott3549]

“Are you calmed down?” “No” “good”

[@bigm2803]

Chaotic good

[@4lix1]

Lol

[@Nihl115]

16:36 My brain was in backwards?! That would explain quite a bit..

[@FlaxPax]

shoot

[@MusclesandBooks]

Hahahaha I missed that because I was thinking too much about the lack of sterile field...LOL

[@Lovatic4Life19]

I was just about to comment that lol

[@gergyta9211]

Whoops, I always forget to put my brain back in correctly

[@dandyvandy3003]

It's wireless so you can plop it in upside down if you really wanted :0

[@higaindane]

33:20 "I am not an expert on the human mind and the brain" - Prof. Clemmons, Master's in Psychology

[@ninifire4282]

That doesn’t make one an expert.

[@mortaltoxicity1640]

He is an expert of the mind, however i believe he means the physical brain

[@velizarzhelev6552]

HELLO DIME

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

@@velizarzhelev6552 HIIIII

[@velizarzhelev6552]

@(STUDENT)William Giles Don't argue with dimebag

[@eloise7857]

I could've sworn my brain is much smaller than that

[@the_goblin2511]

Underrated comment

[@rufiodragon926]

Specially after you went after that ex...i know whatchu did

[@raggedyparrot53]

all brain same size just emptior

[@usagipoutine5508]

L bmin I kjnjjb b by high b th uvjbbjubj.

[@crack_soda]

i dont have one

[@anidiot4992]

[The doctors at Arkham Sanitarium as soon as they see us]: "Ah yes, my favorite patient."

[@zentunozentuno1012]

I don't get the joke

[@user-vr5zk9ox8d]

@@zentunozentuno1012 I’m pretty sure it’s a Hugo Strange reference lol... Edit: and it’s what ER said at the start

[@comicallylargeidiot3821]

@@zentunozentuno1012 It's more like a fact than a joke so... You don't need to think about it 2 times xD

[@tonywrightplace5218]

Don’t worry m8 I get it

[@deez7406]

We must be famous

[@sagittariusvexa8396]

:Opens eyes and sees him holding my brain: “ Excuse me, why are you not wearing gloves?”

[@samiliasregina7670]

Sagittariusvexa I know right all the dust from my brain will get on his hands

[@sn0wgaIaxy]

Plot twist: He was wearing invisible gloves

[@aoi3984]

The latex from his gloves would poison your brain ehhh but the oils on the hand would as well this is an impossible procedure haha.

[@kurisutina6238]

@@aoi3984 This whole thing is already impossible when our "brain" was taken out of our head (Don't woosh me, woosh him for ruining the joke first)

[@Mandrukas]

Because the brain is fake

[@OVALetsPlay]

When the patient isnt satisfied with the standard scalp massage....

[@DermaGiga-]

Excuse me sir, I would like to file a complaint. That head massage you gave was very underwhelming. Honestly! People expect you to split open their skulls and massage the actual brain! And this is what I got?!?! You just lost your tip!

[@OVALetsPlay]

@@DermaGiga- lol

[@SummerSideTea]

@@DermaGiga- 1

[@reefy5316]

*carefully switches brain*

[@brain7078]

@@DermaGiga- brain

[@vasting9829]

"Patient, meet your brain." *drops brain on the floor* "...oops."

[@aids9943]

"Patient, meet what is left of your brain"

[@MorganHerobrine]

@@aids9943 lol

[@doomslayer5897]

@@aids9943 don't worry you will forget about this and well I guess everything

[@princeyeed]

and i spit out my drink after reading this T_T

[@The_Sandwich1984]

Lmao

[@divine_doves8579]

me : high af professor : how does that feel? me : yo, how did my brain get in his hands?

[@idontknowhatmynameshouldbe]

High af

[@liberationwasalie2982]

@@idontknowhatmynameshouldbe af

[@Hirabeatz]

@@liberationwasalie2982 . Afff

[@jenniferbeck957]

@@Hirabeatz Afffff

[@superkubaryxd5827]

@@jenniferbeck957 Afffffffffffff

[@jaymovie34]

WTF PUT IT BACK Edit: damn bois you lot are great

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

*[snaches brain]* MINE NOW!!!!!! *{Zoidberg sound}*

[@AcidCristals]

DaJay57 lol

[@lewis7909]

Is this some kind of "this is your spine" meme

[@fitzyakamcsyke]

Giggedy

[@carlossaldana4671]

doggo lol

[@misterreddy2369]

44:50 the massaging starts there your welcome

[@garlicbread6419]

Nobody appreciates this comment even tho it’s the best

[@bobiseenflop7616]

jeez that part looks disgusting...

[@roddy228530]

THANK YOUUUU

[@purrrmeow5323]

Ahah in the 69th like

[@facemask4477]

Mister Reddy thank you ma man

[@sure2ra59]

E.R: "Are you ready to meet your brain for the first time?" Also E.R: *takes out a peanut*

[@skulkYT]

Naw he just says, “ahh shit this one doesn’t have one” lmao

[@harcescezsilfernet6111]

@@skulkYT Hahahaha

[@Chicken-tx9vx]

@@skulkYT perfect representation of me

[@MorganHerobrine]

My brain would be the size and consistency of an ant larva

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

For me, it would literally just be two small toasters plugged into each other connected to a potato battery

[@AmIinhellWhoknows]

16:40 when I’m having an imaginary argument with myself and I say “say that to my face !”

[@sofia_with_an_f]

AudreyBVB * Looks into mirror * *I SAID WHAT I SAID*

[@I-Nova-Tion]

u should have said:"Say that to my Brain !" LOL

[@n.v.5913]

Fun fact: Fresh brain (not artificially preserved for an extended period of time) is the consistency of Welch's grape jelly. *other brands and flavors of jelly are available*

[@gamersunite2541]

My high school psych teacher had a brain in a jar. I got to touch it and it felt like sandy jello. I was grossed out but in awe at the same time.

[@gergyta9211]

That’s actually cool, I feel like I should be grossed out, but I’m just gonna tell my brothers this after they make a pb&j

[@pimptom8704]

The human brain is such a delicate piece of machinery, it would be a shame if it got damaged. Always wear a helmet when biking.

[@green7449]

If they are that fragile then how do they collect them for preserving to begin with...

[@MiosPanties]

@@green7449 Very very carefully

[@IDontPostPorn]

All you new people are counting the days without a cursing only video, while us OGs are still waiting for relaxing with Shrek video.

[@DermaGiga-]

Please don't start a plea for a wierd video. We all know how badly that turned out for kermit. Oh wait... Only I do.

[@joaovitorreisdasilva9573]

@@DermaGiga- Somewhat new here, could you elaborate I'm curious about what happened lol

[@3ormore406]

Many a moon we spent pleading for that sweet release that uncle E could grant us, if Shrek were to come alive in his eyes.

[@uhhcallmejefe]

Notification Squad those were the days

[@nashlongstride5885]

What about swearing with Shrek?

[@iwantyourskullsxxx_]

personal note for myself: Brain gets removed at 16:42

[@littleotis1355]

The note is now for me aswell

[@adrianli3078]

OUR note

[@Insane.I]

😘

[@Insane.I]

@@adrianli3078 ☭

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Reminder for you: *WATCH THE FUCKEN VIDEO YOU NEED IT RIGHT NOW*

[@Mlc-2837]

16:37 is when he starts massaging our tired brain and 35:06 is when the tingling squishing of the brain happens

[@R2SHIESTY]

Thanks this rlly helped me out 😌😌👍👍👍👍🤩

[@mattwalters6834]

Thanks

[@masonlewis6697]

I’m sorry, the words “brain” and “squish” should not be in the same sentence ever

[@Sir_Diarrhoea]

@@masonlewis6697 well the brain is pretty squishy

[@jaygdad]

@@masonlewis6697 didnt you put it in the same sentence?

[@emeka62]

23:49 “ And as I said, that is bullsh- false.” Professor always staying professional. 🙏🏾

[@zerogamer935]

Lmaooo

[@BunnyGirlMet]

I won’t let this video get to my head

[@FlaxPax]

HeY

[@fatjuicytaco]

YOU CANNOT RESIST

[@kannonball5789]

@@fatjuicytaco Okay Celebrimbor

[@jedah2765]

*Jazz stops*

[@nsxwaffle]

Met Productions the video doesn’t get to your head... your head gets to the video

[@ImNotMrMe]

My brain has a nutsack and I honestly find that incredible

[@Jackcooper658]

Idk what to say about that

[@wandrsrides6572]

Sans The skeleton probably best to just embrace it

[@kgkgaming06]

This is getting out of hand! Now there are 2 of them!!

[@tex5538]

Embrace the nutsack

[@p3bblez]

what the actual fuck

[@MsHappyCrack]

I have chronic migraines and daily headaches, and when they get really bad, I like to watch this video and imagine you massaging my brain just like you do here. Everyone thinks I'm strange as hell, but it's some sort of weird ass pain management.

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

You do what you need to ta feel better, if others think you're weird, don't listen to em.

[@MsHappyCrack]

@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 that is solid advice, thank you.

[@freakwave9927]

I do the same thing! Don't let anyone tell you something is weird just because they don't experience things the same way! As long as it helps you ❤️

[@titanictunic2665]

It’s a twisted game of got your nose

[@boopsboops7692]

Now I’m thinking of you being able to get to your brain by twisting your nose

[@bahed7242]

*oh god*

[@greattitan371]

Ha! Got your soul!

[@moraelity]

“Got your brain :D”

[@thetoyodacar2264]

Haha got your consciousness!

[@RandomVideoCollectionRVC]

*Is that my brain?* I think it's in right hand after all these years!

[@topfive4436]

Lel!

[@stephaniehutchinson6740]

Aiauak

[@_Emrakull]

Actually, ER is holding it in his left hand for the majority of the video :P

[@rey.jazzzzy]

Emraküll he meant it's finally in the right _hands_ lmao

[@christiancrowder4214]

@ASMR Shoron From your profile picture, you look like the “here in my garage” guy.

[@lmh7450]

Ephemeral Rift: “takes out brain” doesn’t that feel good?

[@shitelyn]

Yes

[@gg_ru]

*I don't actually feel the difference.*

[@matthewdang131]

Like they say: "No brain no pain"

[@statxecrys_9502]

everyone relaxed while watching this: me trying to know if the brain is fake or real: 👁👄👁

[@user-gs7tr4qh4e]

Le me answer your question *ehem* it's fake because > I m sure he doesn't own a real*brain*=.=

[@anaveragedoge8500]

@@user-gs7tr4qh4e u never know

[@keemanw6657]

@@user-gs7tr4qh4e it's real you can see the brain stem has been cut

[@ohno2480]

@@keemanw6657 Read the description, it has where he bought the prop.

[@keemanw6657]

Ok

[@fhm2]

They always say the videos are brain massaging, but this is the only one where they were successful

[@ps4warrior992]

Your brain has been replaced with advanced technologies: Your head can no longer be crippled and is resistant to chem addiction (+25% resistance) and shock from bodily damage (+5% Damage Threshold, minimum +1).

[@niels9484]

PS4 Warrior gotta wonder if the big Empty is near the sanitarium

[@S3nt1nel]

Yes we removed your brain, so soft barely wrinkled

[@aidanrocha2043]

😁

[@ps4warrior992]

Thank you all for the likes

[@harleyconnors1634]

I wanna say this is a fallout reference but I could be wrong

[@_seth153]

When you are doing a handstand you are technically holding the earth in your hands

[@ticky2586]

this makes so much sense tho 😂😂😂

[@_seth153]

@@ticky2586 yeah

[@MorganHerobrine]

Well, he's not wrong..

[@mylesluther8780]

And if you do a hand stand on the south pole your actually carrying the whole world.

[@liberationwasalie2982]

or is the earth holding you

[@cheemsbruhgegsggs1685]

hypothetically speaking this is the result of a murder and he's just out here massaging the brain of who he just killed while talking to their dead body with a camera behind it

[@ChefGrip]

Its good they had quick revive they'll be back soon

[@pisspissababab4027]

@@ChefGrip or tombstone XD.

[@Jamie-mm8cj]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@hexprime5478]

Loud ass ads on asmr vids should be illegal

[@ticky2586]

exactly they be scaring me and waking me up

[@skulkYT]

Equivalent to a cardinal sin

[@MorganHerobrine]

I agree. Due to this one ad (which had a lot of BIG ASS EXPLOSIONS) I was immediately woke up. Although this video at least shut me right back down.

[@jiswa8935]

hahah

[@donovancurtis9381]

*laughs in youtube premium*

[@RjGoombes]

*After being fed up with the amount of requests for a swear only video, Ephemeral Rift decided to simply just remove Kermit's brain.* Edit: Kermit changed his name to NoLand

[@newworldarmsrace9698]

RJ Goombes 😂😂😂

[@beyondtheyeet7757]

This is such Underrated comment we need to get this man to the top lmao

[@DermaGiga-]

Finally!!!

[@RjGoombes]

@Lady Suisho and Felidae Who are you wooshing?

[@RjGoombes]

oh? he isnt appearing for me.

[@lusotbh]

_The left side of my brain is my gaming side where all my gaming knowledge and skill goes_ _On the other side theirs a 2cm x 2cm square that’s for everything else, the rest is just dead space_

[@rememberingxd577]

y not use the rest to expand storage for ur gaming knowledge

[@ChefGrip]

Your gaming knowledge must include me....right?😞

[@daffoplays6616]

Well, dead space is quite a good game.

[@weelolol]

Highly unlikely

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

The fact that you called half of your brain a Dead Space is already a sign that you're brain is used purely for gaming and videogame related shit

[@dutchdudeyt6303]

ER: Brain meet your host Brain: is my host that ugly

[@bacon_haired_dude7050]

Ooh self burn! Those are rare

[@MegatronEnthusiast]

@@bacon_haired_dude7050 yea

[@s101077]

I'm impressed Dr.Rift I'm a medical student , and your neuroanatomy knowledge is amazing

[@spinningsquare1325]

I mean that is the stuff from the biology book. If only people like me remembered anything

[@Casmusic69]

Spinning square isn’t everything just from the textbook though? I also was impressed with his anatomy and physiology knowledge

[@spinningsquare1325]

@@Casmusic69 I just remember reading all this stuff

[@TippyTappyASMR]

After seeing so many “Brain” *something or other* ASMR videos I was completely shook at the fact this one includes an actual brain 🧠 😱😅

[@lewis7909]

I seriously doubt he has an actual human readily available

[@GroovySquiddo]

he does have a son... haha

[@wastemore4043]

“shook” *speech 100*

[@tonicox4005]

It’s real. It belongs or I guess belonged to Kermit

[@sagepowers]

lmao yea its silicon ig. i really thought it was like a pig brain or something.

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

Profesor Clemmons: I hope you enjoyed seeing your brain for the first time Me a dead boi

[@boopsboops7692]

Well toughen up next time and survive the removal of your brain

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

D C I have to go back!?

[@boopsboops7692]

Below Freezing I want more for my collection

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

i dont want to give more

[@boopsboops7692]

Below Freezing oh ok then

[@alucaardius]

*"Him : how it feels when i massage in this part of your brain?"* Me : Monke

[@gratianandrei1194]

Beast titan?

[@the_french_soul3327]

This comment is underrated

[@radeus]

Your username seems familiar

[@svenjavorthmsv3676]

Just came home from a Neuroscience practical about brain anatomy at Uni, couldn't imagine a better timing for this video, guess I'm having a nap now

[@jackfahy2283]

Ohhh you're hard

[@madelinebell5046]

I studied Neuroscience as part of my uni degree too. :) It was my favourite subject! The practical side of it was really interesting.

[@holdenjanzen7029]

Svenja Vorthmsv weird flex but ok

[@theathiestpriest]

Huh? Use small wordz. Me cave man brain no worko good.

[@4LiveRastaJoy]

I don't believe you.

[@nuclearmatt8119]

It's ER and the Brain, ER and the brain, One is an organ, The other's insane! This channel's quite a find, Sends tingles up my spine, It's ER, ER and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain!

[@dez3165]

Just kicked in on what you were heading with this

[@Terrorn13]

Hot diggety damn i sang along!!!😂

[@mr_dodecahedron5157]

Poit!

[@lastlaugh9231]

Nice rhyme bro

[@xxx9edgelord6xxx81]

@@lastlaugh9231 It's a remake of a kids show intro song, forgot the name tough

[@josieperry7578]

I like how he starts off with "there's my favorite patient

[@jacksonwilson264]

Its strange why it got more relaxing when I started thinking about my birthday while watching this.

[@briannabyrley7367]

35:06 when he started squishing i just hwhqhhebs

[@griftcheese8138]

R u a doggo

[@wadecarnes8159]

grift cheese 🌚 🌚 🌚

[@micahbrown8839]

R u na hmm na nah none hatghgd gg

[@christopherdamian880]

i like how u spell it lol

[@Adrianisbored]

Miraculous THE LUCKY CHARM! MAGIC IS ALWAYS SO STRONG MIRACULOUSSSSSSS

[@gallifreyandefense]

You're very *mindful* of your patients doctor

[@hudsondavis5560]

Josh Simpson underrated comment

[@nashlongstride5885]

Boooo lol

[@lizardman155]

He is

[@wlwedits]

the brain massage is so good, i would listen to a 1 hour version of it easily

[@wlwedits]

i mean, i still listen to it

[@Lizzifer7]

You can loop vids now 😊 maybe even parts of videos, I'm not sure

[@blitzFN100]

Pov: u died

[@Adrianisbored]

5 months no one replied im first

[@bobafett4531]

Lmao

[@NeuronActivation]

Good

[@jadetheslime3140]

at least i'll die happy.

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Make an addition: :.. and became a ghost

[@tylogical9773]

Tickle my brain with your majestic beard supreme leader Rift.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

*[slap]* SHUT UP YOUNG LADY!!!!!!

[@theathiestpriest]

Uhhhhhhh *Fuck this shit I'm out!*

[@morningdivabeam]

Same tbh

[@Rapteh]

This comment is very Aladeen

[@schwarzschildradius3061]

Whatever you’re on... can I have some

[@OffSeasonCicada]

Gonna be honest, I really wasn't expecting that brain to sound so ... wet

[@sebb8347]

Well mine has been flooded with memes for a while, so that’s my excuse

[@livingbruhmoment3880]

well mine is made out of air

[@gachaibby10]

Lmao

[@Saint01_Arts]

Giggity

[@liluziscpcorndogwanted4948]

mine is like the size of an atom

[@JohnSapato]

Not only did I feel relaxed, I actually learned many new things. Great video!

[@dmarks07]

i watch this every night to make me fall asleep cause i cant stop thinking about all the stress in my life this guy is amazing so thank u E.R

[@beetlequeen1732]

Getting called the favorite patient by Corvus: ☺️😚🏩❤️ Getting called the favorite patient by the Professor: 😨😬🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

[@valkaerie8715]

Being called the favorite patient of the professor gives me the same reaction as the tweaked out looking gentleman in your profile pic

[@tylergendron7910]

How do you change someone else's pfp

[@mjtraeger_official]

@@tylergendron7910 pray

[@sirsquabblesauce9442]

They are brothers tho

[@UserFlook]

Ur My Favorite Patient. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@morganjoel6229]

Rift, you've been helping me cope with anxiety for the last 5 years. Thank you good sir. Thank you for your creative and quality content.

[@monty6726]

Bruv with the amounts of roleplays he did already, this man should already become an actor he's amazing

[@chloedenhartog876]

47:16 starts muttering language I don’t understand Me: *tingly*

[@fhm2]

Did anyone else notice that the brain came out backward? The brain stem should be closer to us than to him, because its in the back of the head. That would explain a lot that it was in there backward

[@Weebmode]

*Ah. There’s my favourite patient*

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Me: NOPE *[jumps out of window]*

[@Weebmode]

doggo *OOF*

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

*[stands up perfectly fine and asks]* WHERE'S THE NEAREST CITY!?!?

[@Weebmode]

doggo Detroit

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

@@Weebmode AH FACK.......!!!! ANY OTHER!?!?

[@camilocaslo61]

For being something that is impossible to perform, I love how educational this video is related to the brain, huge idea and hopefully we get to see more.

[@bolin8796]

"As I massage your brain, you should feel the effects of seratonin being released." *disagrees in dead*

[@burnouthugo]

Deleted content from old world blues dlc for fallout new vegas...

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

I'd say it has more of a Hannibal vibe to it but Old World Blues works either (awesome dlc though, I dare say the best of the franchise)

[@Isaacfess]

"Wow, my brain is a dick"

[@will_rcq4264]

Yes lol

[@ecco2ks]

I love Fallout NV probably my favorite game of all time

[@barbaraelliott3234]

@@ecco2ks samee

[@hellhoundz_133]

That is NOT my brain, my brain is the size of a cornflake

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

*[looks at yourx-ray scan]* No........i think that IS a cornflake in your head.........you probably ate it for breakfast at some point

[@hellhoundz_133]

@@ognjenivanovic7871 oh shit

[@DrPickleCheese]

You probably need a Doctor for that

[@joefermano5006]

Mindless Demon I’m eating corn flakes atm

[@snaiilsalt]

[laugh track]

[@krislynpaisley3428]

ur voice is so calming i love it

[@mariagallegos805]

Bruh its so satisfying that I can literally play with that brain the whole day👁👄👁

[@TACOMACARSCENEYT]

"Theres my favorite patient" Me: :^D

[@asherthompson7519]

He protec He attack But most importantly he got your brain and your back

[@moonknight5588]

Correction: 2 c's after protecc and attacc and bacc

[@boopsboops7692]

Plot twist: your back is currently detached from you and he has it hung in hall B

[@garettcassel194]

Honstly, he is an ASMR genius so many different types of videos and he literally has this universe that he’s created of all different characters, and different time periods, apocalyptic errs, and eras with a different government, worlds based off video games, so cool

[@rudetoucan823]

This man took the brain massage to whole new level...

[@badbitch8010]

"Is it not beautiful?" that made me smile a little

[@ap0c4lypt1ca]

Your pfp is Aquarius and for that you are a good person

[@luciferiarose465]

"Are you ready to meet your brain?" I'm a bit nervous about getting some Old World Blues.

[@mateoandrews7609]

This is one of my most favorite videos of this channel, like ever.

[@W01US]

EEEEE WHY DO I LOVE THAT THE BRAIN IS MAKING SLIMY SOUNDS

[@marlonwilliams4912]

Eee

[@The_Real_JN]

BTW he pulls your brain out at 16:41

[@a_s2557]

Thanks for the heads up

[@a_s2557]

Joseph Nicholls no pun intended

[@The_Real_JN]

@@a_s2557 more like brains up 😂

[@lewis7909]

Wait he pulled it out backwards

[@MsLini13]

thanks fam

[@oswin9827]

When you experience ASMR triggers so hard that your brain jumps out.

[@seizetempus]

I’ve listened to this video so many nights in a row for months.

[@luisya8086]

This is the best science lesson I've ever had!

[@ASMRJonie]

I'm always volunteering for this hehe, tingles from the professor, who can pass them?

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

I can..........i have the rare desease of "nontingleness"

[@ThePeaceluffer]

@@ognjenivanovic7871 I think I can't feel them either. At least ASMR helps calm my mind and helps me sleep, so I'll still volunteer for the relaxation I guess.

[@ahmed35443523]

doggo yup same buddy it's sad but i can't get enough of asmr it's so relaxing

[@Milk-zn4yc]

Your profile picture looks like that woman in the progressive commercials.

[@section8132]

doggo kinda the same except I feel tingles from just one thing only.

[@blankchannel5072]

im only slightly concerned about infection, otherwise cool

[@Bgh583]

This will be forever his best work

[@RangeGleasry]

Yessssssss this is what I was looking forrrrrr

[@TheTehrozer]

Love the Fallout New Vegas reference

[@Classycar]

Old world blues was a good dlc but it just got repetitive

[@Classycar]

@Reinhard Ecker I agree but I haven't played 76 but 4 was alright if you modded it

[@stephaniehutchinson6740]

Not my favorite dlc but better than dead money, Honest Hearts was the best. Edit: actually Lonesome road. I replayed Fallout NV Ultimate edition for PC because I never got to finishing it

[@Classycar]

@@stephaniehutchinson6740 lonesome road was pretty good, liked honest hearts, old world blues was eh, and I can't stand dead money

[@SireDonald]

@@Classycar its actually a fantastic DLC loads of lore and the characters are better than most other NPCs. initially challenging but once you learn it. Easy enough. OWB is my personally favourite just with the humor, lore, weapons, being rewarded for exploration (LR was teased in OWBif you looked hard enough). NV is my favourite closely followed by 1 & 2. Shame what has happened to Fallout with 76. Hopefully it's a hint for BGS to get their shit together.

[@tetsugakumono5713]

Uncle ER taught me more about science today than my whole schooling experience.

[@ThomasParrish]

Dude it is so impressive how you know all of the right stuff about the brain in the facts you tell us!

[@evekoivu4442]

Thank you for these, we love you!

[@PerceptionASMR]

Is it just me or is clemmons a fair bit friendlier these days? Not just this video but some before too... Edit as I watched more: "professor clemmons who" hahah

[@SarahWilk100]

I remember watching your videos years ago, your dedication to ASMR is admirable.

[@Naxafa]

I liked the fact this was not only asmr but also a (for me review*) class at some points. Nice, thanks Prof. Clemmons.

[@ko-fl8hu]

thank you so much professor my brain really needed that massage

[@potatogod4507]

Please do more of these knowledgeable ASMR! The anatomy of the brain explained and then the massage was toooo good

[@The_Real_JN]

And how are you doing today? Well, I presume. Me: I got chlamydia and my mum died Him: that's excellent Me: *NANI*

[@wolfyboy]

XD lol

[@j-rock8299]

😂

[@0equals1ao]

From your mom as her dying wish!?

[@The_Real_JN]

@@0equals1ao lol 😂

[@badateverything5050]

My condolences Joseph

[@thatoneshitposter3810]

I like to think of Prof. Clemmons as a Gus Fring type of character. Reserved Psychopathy is one of the most effective yet most difficult forms of making a character intimidating, as well as form of power imbalance, making you glad you’re on his side.

[@Nashislife]

I like this voice its calming

[@ariabritton9669]

Just leave you all something to think about; The brain named itself.

[@goldenfoxy5788]

Well yeah

[@eggsberto4590]

It also names itself the most important organ

[@thatonepersonwhoeatscheese7348]

the brain didnt do that, we did. the brain is merely a vessel for our consciousness and our body is merely for enacting our will

[@niceguy6947]

@@thatonepersonwhoeatscheese7348 what kinda cheese you been eating man?

[@thatonepersonwhoeatscheese7348]

@@niceguy6947 feta

[@gabrielgiron4273]

I like how you handled my brain with caution. And the fact that you could tell me all the parts of the brain with their function better than I could on my anatomy tests. Fantastic.

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

ok i need that Brain model NOW! great video keep up the good work!

[@priestshibe]

With your voice you’d honestly make a perfect villain.

[@BunnyGirlMet]

Bionicle ASMR

[@321myself]

Yes.

[@Bentaiisart]

Please

[@louismorgan-ray4400]

People need to upvote this

[@robinhyperlord9053]

My God...

[@directionandmagnitude84]

Good god I need that in my life

[@mke_lil8pe395]

We mustn’t forget somewhere out there comrade yuri Is preparing his forces...

[@vladimirilyichulyanov4569]

No one: Not a single soul: Someone:WHo Is YuRi

[@boopsboops7692]

We will get them my comrades... We will get them.

[@cxrtxs]

This is still the best asmr video I’ve ever watched, addicted or sum

[@CosmicplayzxsZoroop]

Wow your a great ASMR teacher keep up the work 😊