The - You are not so tough without your big knife | The Venture Brothers | Adult Swim

Brock is playing cards with the Mexican bad guys. Brock loses and has to strip. He fights the henchmen and wins his car part.
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[@colincampbell3199]

Gave up mid-fight, and got Brock what he wanted? Probably the smartest villain in the Venture universe.

[@Nehfarius]

He survived an encounter with Brock already, so he knows what to expect, and getting a scar across his other eye didn't sound too appealing.

[@maliksmith3725]

@@Nehfarius who said it was the scar?

[@TeHPHoBoS999]

Possibly one of the smartest villains in all the universes. Knows exactly when to give up.

[@coprographia]

Colin Campbell Mandelay was pretty perceptive too

[@BeavisSaves]

He did run out of luchas, so that probably influenced him to make a smart decision .

[@dinodude8899]

I love how Brock just takes a freaking steel chair to the side of the head and doesn’t even budge, dude is UNSTOPPABLE.

[@WublicIndecency]

And dude immediately regrets and tries to revoke his decision lmao

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

And to top it all off, Brock just sounds *annoyed* more than anything about the chair on the side of the head. Like "really, dipshit?" Kinda vibes there.

[@paulc1665]

That's what's called the "No Sell"

[@bannedfreespeech]

Until he got pegged and became fraid of ghosts

[@noxic8863]

​@@bannedfreespeechto be fair, it's a bit hard to chockeslam a ghost

[@hyablusa517]

The fact that the big guy applauded was golden

[@zeronova1484]

What most people don't understand is, the reason Brock carries a knife all the time is because he's merciful. The knife'll kill ya good and quick, you don't wanna see Brock get creative.......

[@josh420masterB]

Yup, just look at what he did to Speedy.

[@perturabo7825]

Poor speedy. He didn’t even earn his wings.

[@metholuscaedes6794]

Carrying a dangerous weapon is usefull to protect others, they might avoid fighting him!

[@BeavisSaves]

Brock once had a man's hand up his ass (for a cavity search), then clenched his ass muscles and beat another man to death WITH THE MAN HE HAD TRAPPED IN HIS ASS. Brock being creative leads to very unique and horrific acts of violence.

[@themerchantinblack6157]

@@perturabo7825 and he was so close to earning them.

[@spehizle]

Brock Samson. Men write him loveletters and women name their vibrators after him.

[@joaovc2002]

brock samson, hes like, a full on god

[@PuppetierMaster]

Chuck Norris writes poetry about Brock Samson.

[@masterofsilence649]

Now that's manlyness

[@sacr3]

Sexually confused boys write him love letters, men simply honor him.

[@CPTHAP]

Dude (with a knife) surrendered as soon as he saw Brock was armed with a shirt.

[@Xaxp]

He was gonna do a bullfighter bit. The guy knew if he played into Brock's bit, he'd probably find a really creative way to kill him.

[@MechWarrior894]

It would have just been easier to give Brock what he wanted at that point. Just lost seven henchmen for no gain.

[@SeriousDragonify]

Because he knew he'd perform James Earl Cash bag execution with his shirt on him. This Brock was psycho before he was downgraded in later seasons.

[@yuncelluz8709]

@@SeriousDragonifyfacts season one he was unhinged

[@rioking4914]

Mexican guy: (Pulls out knife) Brock:(Picks up a shirt) Mexican guy: OK OK YOU WIN!!!!

[@MutualSOUL]

The knife is because you won't like it when Brock gets creative. Lord knows if there's a way Indian Burns from a t-shirt can kill you, but I can't imagine it's a pleasant way to die.

[@DrunkenDarkSoul]

Shirt is a good counter to the knife. If you know how to use it. Samson knows. Mexican guy knows. Match.

[@BWBDCan]

The fact all this happened for a car part.

[@MechWarrior894]

I still think it was just easier to give Brock the part at that point. Dude lost seven henches for nothing.

[@ComicGladiator]

"I see you're played knifey-shirt before!"

[@WakoDoodle]

Brock doesn't carry around his bowie knife; it's the knife that needed protection.

[@Overlordough1201]

Brock had the carbon for the steel come from his own blood and sperm, thus making it his baby. He has done the same with his car, and a small metal filling in one of his teeth.

[@seamusfinnegan1164]

@@Overlordough1201 wait is that the actual canon?

[@patrickstar8356]

@@seamusfinnegan1164 you would doubt it?

[@tychormthorp]

@@seamusfinnegan1164 Go ahead...... take it from me

[@genericdreamers831]

After all these years how did I not notice the 'royal flush' was junk?

[@JamieRobles1]

Tijuana rules, I guess it counts as a royal flush.

[@net343]

Its still a flush ig but not a royal one

[@yaboi4454]

Samson also has three queens of the same sign so theyre both blatantly cheating

[@dreamcream3738]

​@@yaboi4454 Samson just didn't give a damn. He knew he was gonna come out on top

[@tunnel-stash]

@@dreamcream3738 nah that was desperation, Brock new he was going to lose to that Tijuana rule, thats why he freaked out like a girl and chose violence

[@meonkrishnanan5920]

1:14 I love that he's not scared. He's completely enraged and trying to restrain himself. Brock probably understands that if he completely loses control it becomes bad for EVERYBODY

[@korosuke1788]

He is scared like any human being would be. Being brave means overcoming fear. If you feel no fear you're just reckless or stupid.

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

​@@korosuke1788 True. Or you could just be in a position where you can't afford to care.

[@meonkrishnanan5920]

​@korosuke1788 He's not scared Fear is a transitioning emotion meant to bridge the gap between normalcy and anger, seriousness, concentration, or whatvever emotion will be useful Fear is a call to action.

[@JazzerciseJustice]

​@@meonkrishnanan5920thats not what fear is lol

[@captainmorgan9399]

Brock made that guy gay if he wasn't already

[@SAMPGunner]

Brock made me gay tbh

[@SAMPGunner]

@Misanthrope That's what they call my bathroom after a week of Taco Bell.

[@nova_supreme8390]

@Misanthrope Did someone say ASSchambers? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Mentelgen-1337]

@@SAMPGunner you made your bathroom gay after eating tacos?

[@SparrowHawk784]

⁠@@Mentelgen-1337That’s impressive. I wouldn’t want anything to do with an anus after seeing the havoc Taco Bell wreaks on it

[@thewoollyviking5928]

I guess after Jack lost his sword and moved onto Adult Swim, he decided to hang out with Brock to learn how to fight without it.

[@SovereignStatesman]

Josey Kaiser Jack hangs out with the Scotsman, he's a lot better

[@KellPerEX]

@@SovereignStatesman "continuing one year reply tradition" actualy Jack hangs with Jonny Bravo, as we could see from several specials

[@brennencruz6874]

@@KellPerEX "Continuing One Year Reply Tradition" This is pretty true, which may explain how Jack was able to get use to using more advanced technology

[@cyberwolfy37]

don't hit brock samson with a chair, you'll be the only one who get hurt.

[@adams3627]

That poor chair... never had a chance...

[@OrderPrerogative]

I just love that he wrapped it around him xD

[@mrbleak9873]

Definitely don’t hit him with car.

[@WublicIndecency]

@Mr Bleak I was gonna say this lmao "They hit me with a truck!"

[@alexanderstilianov]

He brought a knife to a cloth fight and surrendered. Smart man.

[@thepageofawesome]

Brock with nothing but a pair of socks is the single most dangerous being I have ever seen before

[@ravensquote7206]

If you think that's bad, try taking the socks away.

[@mivapusa]

_"Men write him love letters..."_

[@brandonatwood8859]

"And women name their vibrators after him"

[@psychromaniac3525]

I like to think Brock doesn’t speak Spanish, so he’s just answering with whatever.

[@MrrrPiccckles]

0:50 So Brock's a grower not a shower

[@benjaminjablon4631]

@Mark Lucchese Dear god!

[@RudyBlackman]

Same

[@ilelli3640]

Looks like he's a grower on demand too lol

[@unknowncommenter6698]

Well, he's white and I heard it's apparently a thing with Northern Europeans. They all had to evolve to be growers to save the energy on "heating", lmao.

[@Damian_1989]

That last thug is gonna cherish that shirt

[@FormaldehydeSon]

RIP this show, best thing Adult Swim ever made

[@davidlazerz8564]

ATHF has entered the chat...

[@Blad3sofWaR]

Smiling Friends has entered the chat

[@smrii2487]

​@@Blad3sofWaRliteral who?

[@BWBDCan]

Better then robot chicken, and I do like robot chicken.

[@snealbli]

@@Blad3sofWaR My son, not even in the same league as Venture Bros.

[@p.a.r.c1694]

"You are not so tough without your knife " Brook:"the knife is just a courtesy "

[@t.c.thompson2359]

Yo ho ho ho

[@greenseagull9611]

That clap made me lose it.

[@jay_tarantula899]

Guy wanted brocks knife all right....

[@GrahamBarth]

The - is one of my favorite shows of all time.

[@grimmoflunalis1440]

I loved this show as a kid! And haven't seen it since I need to watch it again

[@RetroBleck]

The writing and animation quality only gets better and better the last time I watched it. I think the first 2 seasons were animated in flash, and then they got a bigger budget afterwards.

[@stevenmaybrier9676]

Is that a... Haiku?

[@grimmoflunalis1440]

@@stevenmaybrier9676 is it? 🤔

[@Stuff8522]

Wait, how are there three queen of diamonds?

[@extrapressure]

the villain didn't have a royal flush either, bwahahaha

[@ebola_smalldick2256]

Oh look I have 4 ace of spades.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

In previous games the deck has been used, people pulled queen of diamonds out of their sleeve and they forgot to remove them before this game.

[@gerardomacias7370]

@@ebola_smalldick2256 oh yeah well I got Exodia.

[@schnoz2372]

Tijuana rules

[@adriannaranjo4397]

Nobody: KZbin: Nordic Venture bros

[@striker6240]

shut the fuck up

[@schnoz2372]

What

[@brakefluid5.153]

shut up

[@alexanderstilianov]

This is how Poker Night 2 should have played out.

[@suchiuomizu]

This is what Brock did to Steve off screen.

[@manoftruth0935]

@@suchiuomizu Brock was still going easy on Steve.

[@dreameater8548]

Reminder that this guy has seen Brock's willy, while Brock was unwilling to, he LAUGHED and he still lived, BOTH HIM AND HIS BIG GUY, to tell the tale

[@Blah-i7n]

I freaking love the jazz music everytime brock is on a rampage lmaooo

[@trapperjohn6089]

The mean joe green coke commercial reference is always gold!

[@makorampage4375]

Brock went commando and kick ass with all his glory

[@enricocvik601]

Poor Brock, there is no woman who could take off his underwear without getting their neck snapped by the sheer mass of his glizzy :(

[@jordanpeterson5038]

I love how Brock can use mostly anything as a weapon. Just wondering what that shirt would do leaves a question.

[@venoxidegaming1432]

Brock Samson reminds me of Hoss Delgado from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[@schnoz2372]

Same voice actor right?

[@venoxidegaming1432]

glormp glormp It’s different voice actors but the characters are nearly identical.

[@iwantsomecookies08]

The name’s Hoss- * (sniffs armpit) * -Hoss Delgado.

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Hmm which fits well since dedriech bader voices in adult cartoons as wells nough Russi Taylor she's a Minnie mouse

[@imcrazyforwar]

Different voice Actor, but similar character. There a webcomic someone made that really good where the two meet and slightly work together and compare knifes lol

[@jimmyjumpcutdown1158]

*Brock Sampson gets hot with a chair.* The Chair: Ow...

[@gorillaguy5664]

I know, making fun of spelling typos is for the deranged but... *Brock Samson has a chair fetish or somethin? Or do chairs have a Brock Samson fetish? Actually, who or what doesnt have a Brock Samson fetish?*

[@pschroeter1]

Sampson, a Man's Man's Man.

[@SpectralSlugger]

I had to search up what a royal flush was because I looked at the cards he had and I was like "wait do I not know what a royal flush is that hand looks like fucking garbage"

[@davidemelia6296]

It wasn't fucking garbage, it was a royal flush. Tijuana rules! What don't you get about that!

[@alvideos2145]

All that for a car part ,_,

[@Wyndamn]

He got it for free.

[@vtr0104]

What gets me is that, what the guy pulls out of the box is a starter motor. At this point in the show, Brock's Charger still has its original engine, so knowing him it's probably a 440 or a Hemi, either way one of the RB blocks. You can get a starter off of anything for that, either from 381s or from junk motor-homes with the later, post-'72 RBs. You don't need to go to Tijuana and play strip-poker with a room full of tough guys for it....

[@TheMadmanAndre]

@@vtr0104 It's the principle of the matter.

[@jamesmedina3297]

this show was gold

[@toddwebb7521]

Find someone who looks at you like that one luchador looks at Brick

[@ADTribalChild]

1:34 When your crush turns you down, but shows there's no hard feelings.

[@tubbytubbersun]

The applause kills me every time dude

[@mr.zafner8295]

This show was so fucking great. I wish it had run for 25 seasons

[@pschroeter1]

An older overweight Spanish speaking Hank Venture at the end?

[@Klompe2003]

WTF youtube recommendations? Machine learning is finding our subconscious

[@rh_BOSS]

1:10 I've rewatched this show probably about 10 times and only now I've noticed the chair wrapped around the head.

[@2-inchterror]

Creepy guy sniffing the clothes at the end 😂😂😂

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

That gesture at the end was really sweet.

[@joshuaalmonte4532]

There hand are not what they say they are

[@zeokingsilver]

he survived Brock

[@c.galindo9639]

Lmao. This is just too great in how it was portrayed

[@alonzosmith306]

Man who knew that jimmy's friend sheen escavez is gay

[@mark6302]

they never should have fucking ended this show....

[@Nick-wi3kd]

god what I would give for that polo.

[@FluffyKedderang]

Classic Murderboner

[@TheMadmanAndre]

I think the funniest part of this skit is the fact that Brock Samson is playing cards and knife fighting for an alternator for a Dodge '69 Charger, which actually wasn't exclusive to the Charger and was practically universal for all of Dodge's vehicles of the time. He could have gone to a junkyard and pried the part off of any Dodge vehicle from the 60s to 70s and it would have been identical. No, he did all this just to prove a point.

[@Surprise_Inspection]

Uou have to pay at the junk yard.

[@coprographia]

He didn’t want to see what Brock could do with the shirt.

[@BCWasbrough]

I love how this is the opening scene of the SERIES. Only features one of the main characters? Not entirely in English? The writes of this show were brave.

[@spacewizardpip1111]

That’s not a Royal Flush...

[@IGROFAG]

I like how Brock is the dangerous killer of the world, but not bloodthirsty.

[@jrickducking6685]

Most of the time

[@imcrazyforwar]

The key is to know when enough is enough. Most will tap out before it gets to that point which is better. They share stories of what your capable and prob avoids future fights.

[@B1SCOOP]

He's no Red Death.

[@archiesauls3672]

Go watch “Brock vs guild agents” and tell me he’s not bloodthirsty.

[@Southern_Crusader]

He’s not the most blood thirsty… he’s like number 2 on the list, number three at the lowest.

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

That laugh

[@tibedog5629]

If humanity survives to 2060 and the internet is still around, I'll still laugh so hard at the way he claps 00:50

[@TheRealJohnSolo]

lol this show is so underrated

[@tanosher]

escalera real 😂😂😂

[@penelopegreene]

Protip: Never actually taunt Brock Samson...

[@m.i.g.2023]

The fact that he didn't actually kill anybody

[@owenwaide1125]

Pretty confident that guy who caught a knife to the head when Brock threw their leader into isn't getting back up

[@Xeogin]

That sound effect the big dude makes at the end is similar to one Ed makes in Edd, Ed, and Eddy

[@lordlittletoeq8537]

Okay, if he's a one man army with just a knife, probably isn't the knife that made the man

[@Attilathepun]

1:11 He wrapped the folding chair around the guys head

[@chthulu27]

And that's how you negotiate prices on car parts kids!

[@hippy282]

As Zoidberg would say "Guess again"

[@kngmidir8407]

Thank you recommendation list

[@nocturno7660]

Know when you're not winning the fight, he was really wise

[@vihuynhquang5204]

“Killed by Brock Samson”

[@EddyMorino]

and that man grew up to be Mask De Smith

[@zacjumpman209]

THE DAWN IS YOUR ENEMY

[@robertsissco2439]

I once saw him kill two men with a pair of socks. A PAIR OF SOCKS! Who does that?

[@josephmoffatt4696]

As my father says: “In the hands of the ninja, anything can be a deadly weapon.” He was joking, but you get my point.

[@porobotboyxxx]

Brook’s faster when he’s naked... the fool.😒

[@mixererunio1757]

I can't believe they literally made a game out of this scene

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Brock Samson is world famous for being exactly this. I don't know why people even try anymore.

[@serioussilliness2064]

Here kid.

[@DamanHillard]

Why do fools line up to get murderized by that living murder machine??? Why oh why oh why... 😆

[@gromblereal]

so are we not gonna talk about the guy at the end of the

[@OmegaReign78]

We now know that Brock Sampson is a grower, not a shower

[@bandpassmess]

Colonel Gathers Turned him into a machine I REMEMBER THAT POOL 🏊‍♂️ WITH SHARKS AND 🐸 FROGMEN

[@corksauve4949]

Did anyone else get the Mean Joe Green moment?

[@MediHusky]

People don't know but that shirt served 4 tours of duty in nam.

[@nukenfries9403]

Como olvidar cuando don Ramón salió en venture bros XD

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Nice!

[@tazlo9657]

they don't make them like they use to

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

samson was the first character we call chad now a days do we

[@darkone739]

Can we all agree that Brock is just the John wick of his universe?

[@Wyndamn]

No.....Brock Samson is Brock Samson no matter the cinematic universe. There is no comparison.

[@WublicIndecency]

John Wick would be slaughtered....

[@Wbfuhn]

I haven't seen much of this show.

[@michaelshanereynolds3458]

I HAVE PLENTY KEEP THAT MAYBE IT WILL HELP YOU PAY ANOTHER PHONE BILL OR TWO

[@LiamVickerss]

This scene is very simple compared to the rest of the show. Its a simple fight no super high advanced tech no scifi stuff but something about this scene just feels right. Prob the gay(possibly) dude. I like that guy he is funny

[@popculturehero]

Like In chess its not the knife you show your opponent that you use to kill them.

[@calchuchesta3196]

Something I always wondered, the subtitles always say that Brock said “you’re ok” to the big guy but I always heard “you’re gay.” Which one is it?

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Ok ok eh I'm confused by the card game was it fair or did they cheated out of spite ? hmm either way Brock was not pleased nor his Ripley muscles but that is a cute tanline man heh heh (cigarette spit) ew right in the eye n wasn't even the filter part

[@27Bayleefs]

It is fairly obvious the guy was cheating Brock at the game. A royal flush is a 10,jack,queen,king,and ace all the same suit. The man had nothing in his hand.