The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Kurt Metzger - Episode 47

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Kurt Metzger - Episode 47
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[@CordellPotts]

No?

[@zbou23]

absolutely not

[@ClibanariusJJ]

TikTok as a platform is cool because it triggers retards and libs. OMG THE CHINESE ARE BRAINWASHING US INTO HATING ISRAEL?!

[@adampica9815]

umm, you're Chinese

[@no9-5]

"in" tiktok, inside. Also im gey

[@Avengerie]

Two camp counselors chilling with a guy who helped them install a septic tank.

[@franciscovega2042]

7.4/10

[@provisionshiphop]

hahahah 😂

[@StickyGrenades]

@@franciscovega2042thanks pitchfork (I agree with the score, for the record)

[@nascentcomplacence3302]

Lmao

[@TraderGiato]

with the dude that molested them

[@slootsy0001]

The way this is shot its like 2 dwarfs speaking to a regarded giant joe rogan

[@lil-soda-boi]

regarded highly...

[@Buildingporchesinmelbourne]

Calling someone a retarded Joe Rogan is wild

[@drinkmorecocacola]

REGARDED AS THE HIGHEST REGARD luis j gomez comparison to sneako is *chef's kiss*

[@squimpopolis]

Joe rogan is retarded tho

[@timvapid]

Kurt is a bumbling giant to be fair

[@sc41295]

Colin Quinn once said Kurt Metzger looks like a Bosnian War Criminal

[@willydeezle]

😂😂😂

[@screamdreamer9085]

More like Hungarian

[@DestrosArms]

lols

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Who shot Franz Ferdinand?

[@noridesleft]

Actually, Kurt Metzger is a Bosnian war criminal. Kurt rhymes with hurt and hurt is what happens in Civil wars. Civil wars are caused by political conflict. conflict starts with C, C is 10 letters from M, the first letter of Metzger. Metzger means a butcher in Ashkenazi, a jewish language. Jews and muslims are at war. Muslims were slaughtered in Bosnia by war criminals. Therefore, Kurt metzger is a war criminal. Anyone disagreeing is WRONG and anyone younger than me is GAY.

[@dieseljan]

The over/under on Kurt's daily screen time is 11 hours.

[@mimilian5826]

for real, I thought I spend a lot of time on twitter, but he's like an expert on all the shit I scroll past because it looks retarded

[@throwawaydude3470]

You're too online

[@dieseljan]

@@throwawaydude3470 hey man, that hurts

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

@@throwawaydude3470well youre gay

[@alakazaam4292]

@mysticnovelbrowelcome to the alt-right pipeline or cutting your dick off, there’s no in between

[@yungdash4852]

Kurt brought that coke head energy to the Benzo show and really woke the boys up

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

I think they just need a 3rd mic who's a comic. That's the magic formula

[@bacchusbacchanalia4410]

"Coke Kurt and the benzo boys" is a great band name

[@sergez6172]

Benzos and chiping on opiates (but calling the chipping habit recreational use,) type a thing going on But fuck Kurt doing the seize up coke hand and grimace the moment someone talks over him or grabs his attention

[@urmom13st.]

Kurt's cool but claiming England is more evil than the United States of Atrazine is insane xD America arms its own enemies, drags its allies into illegal bs wars and, poisons its own people with chemicals that England banned decades ago. Mans a coke head for sure.

[@Hrybread]

Kurt looking like the default RuneScape character

[@ezradactyl]

😂 dude he does holy shit

[@benquesada-d7s]

🎉

[@sonnysd]

Nice

[@codyrmartin]

🙉

[@MrCDawggg]

Holy shit that is good man. I hope this comment gets lit up with likes

[@williamrogers3701]

Learning about GamerGate 2 from a man 18 years my senior is absolutely insane

[@joshb8976]

Kurt was a casualty of the feminist movement like a year into it lol. I remember when he was caught up in that and reading his arguments on Facebook. Kurt is a top 5 comic of mine

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

Kurt stays in touch because he's on the Jimmy Dore show.

[@urmom13st.]

Kurt's cool but claiming England is more evil than the United States of Atrazine is insane xD America arms its own enemies, drags its allies into illegal bs wars and, poisons its own people with chemicals that England banned decades ago. Mans a coke head for sure.

[@jaystephens2759]

Kurt is the most informed apolitical moron I've ever seen. Perfect example of what happens when you try to satisfy conservative thought while criticizing capitalism and reactionary thought

[@pucz8215]

Spending thousands of dollars for the audio to be 10 times worse than a $5 microphone is why this will end in a murder suicide

[@willscanlon9843]

We are due for a manic episode

[@frankienorthtroptriton4771]

God that would be so funny

[@WaldoCarmen]

No idea why they’re using those $40 lav mics. Nick’s just cuts out halfway thru

[@pucz8215]

@@WaldoCarmen checked out but addicted to that patreon money

[@gibbson90]

If they really hate it this much why not quit? Aren't they multi millionaires already?

[@elizabethaleman117]

I love the way Kurt showed that this is, in fact, a center left podcast

[@kathom12]

Were you somehow unaware of that before?

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

@@kathom12Oomph, I’m embarrassed for you

[@mikesantander6923]

Having nick be worried about some sound they might be picking up only for it to sound like they set up the mic right next to a hvac machine for 3 hours is so funny

[@harrydavey9884]

A HVAC machine? You mean a boiler? 😂

[@JakeFromStoutFarm]

dude its crazy how you put a 5'11" man between two 4'3" people and they look like a giant

[@vikinghammer87]

Kurts 6'4, pal.

[@Norvillescoobs]

@@vikinghammer87hey Viking hammer, I think Mr stout farm’s comment was a bit hyperbolic 😊

[@JakeFromStoutFarm]

@Norvillescoobs someone gets it haha

[@purdysanchez]

@vikinghammer87 wants to be Kurt's boyfriend.

[@Creel111]

@vikinghammer87 was taking a Viking hammer up his ass as he typed that comment 😂

[@rymak1403]

This is the only podcast I hit the volume button at least 10 times throughout

[@Chino-bk9fd]

adam must of just copped that ny fitted tho

[@wodidos]

It keeps you engaged

[@castiron4160]

@@Chino-bk9fddeadass

[@parakathepyro]

Stav looks good

[@franciscovega2042]

He finally started dieting and exercising.

[@NettiNettinet]

Yeah all that testosterone made his voice really drop and his laugh sounds a little different too, but either way im proud of him for achieving his gym goals

[@dinaduarte9651]

Hahahahahah hahah hahahah aaahhh hahhahahahaha hahahah hahahahha hahahah ahahhahahahaha hahahaha hahahahaj hajahajahajajajajja jahahahhaahahahahahahahha hahajajajajj aaaaaaa hhhaaaaa jajajajajjajajajajajjaajajahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahhaahah hahahhaajajahahah hahajajajja hahahahaja hahahaah haha jaja haha haha haha jaja hajajajahhahahahahahahah hahahahahahaahha

[@keithmackenzie7680]

Stav jokes aside, this is the first time I remember seeing Kurt on a podcast where he didn’t seem coked out of his skull. If that comes with a side of dad bod, good for him.

[@Mountainclimber-zv4u1]

​@@NettiNettinethe does the same thing as the guy on the stavbot episode where he fakes his voice deeper than it actually is

[@laptv2144]

Kurt’s such a great guest. I actually WANTED to see this in its entirety and finished

[@samsca8529]

I finished about 4 minutes in

[@greggoat6570]

You finished? That’s hot

[@urmom13st.]

Kurt's cool but claiming England is more evil than the United States of Atrazine is insane xD America arms its own enemies, drags its allies into illegal bs wars and, poisons its own people with chemicals that England banned decades ago. Mans a coke head for sure.

[@benstark4629]

A producer's job would be to say "Nick, your microphone quit working, let's fix it so you'll be audible for the second half of the show"

[@jnews547]

Nick is the producer which just makes it so much funnier

[@pizzaninja.]

Your hired! 😂

[@IDKDCA]

lol this happened as I was reading this, algo win!!

[@probablyfacetious2895]

"Adam, your microphone started working, let's fix that so you won't be audible for the second half of the show."

[@benstark4629]

@@probablyfacetious2895 best reply 🤣

[@shone4947]

Holy fuck Kurt is a giant lmao

[@gunindebutt5410]

shit is mind blowing

[@fidel1o]

He looks like shrek with gimley and a harry potter banker

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

You have to remember that Nick is 5'1 though.

[@shone4947]

@@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700holy fuck Kurt is average sized lmao

[@willw.1466]

cant get over this wtf

[@Komodo1312]

Insane 7 AM coke energy from Kurt... I love it

[@doug892]

And about 1 hr in he needed to run to the bathroom. If this were old times they would have done some right on that table

[@johnsmith-mz9hh]

I couldn't put my finger on it.. thank you

[@murtaugh1761]

Have you seen Kurp on the boys cast? This X10 lol

[@BustDaNinja]

I've had identical conversations to this like you suggest, yakked up in a strangers kitchen at 7am

[@ronindr]

Pepsi zero energy

[@ThePageNo1]

Kurt looks like he's 2 hours away from turning into a werewolf

[@franciscovega2042]

Nice

[@glyph241]

✔️ Full Points on that… … on a somewhat related note, am currently trying to breed C-3PO and Barbie together to see what kind of horror show that produces. WhereWolf Gotta do what WhereWolf Gotta do. 🎥👩‍🎤🤖🐺 I know this sounds funny, And a lot of it is funny. But this is not a joke. I Dog Damn guarantee it.

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Or a cartoon character from Despicable Me.

[@zeropanzer66]

considering this episode is 3 hours long that is very concerning

[@auroraborealis13579]

😂😝

[@NOTaGLI]

Lol kurt dropping the moist critical/sneeko beef hilariously depicts how obsessed he is with KZbin

[@br3akstuff]

The fact that he's like a 45 year old man and knows what the fuck that is is still funny

[@k_anth]

he is absolutely the oldest guy in the world who knows about this stuff its hilarious

[@NotAfraid280]

Kurt went off on this one lol even Nick had trouble keeping track

[@cinetings]

This is a speedrun of culture for the past 10 years

[@nervesinapattern7261]

Perfectly sums it up. It’s dizzying how he constantly switches in between loosely connected pieces about internet drama and politics.

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

If it were to be recited by a schizophrenic man

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

​@@nervesinapattern7261loosening of associations. Symptom of mental illness

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

From a schizophrenic man

[@fartsneed9464]

Combined with two irony poisoned vaguely left people pretending they have no idea what's going on because it's cool to now know anything. "I'm too busy for the news" only sells if you work more than 10 hours a week

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Kurt is going to break his neck trying to look at both of them so quickly

[@tuanjim799]

It would feel uncomfortable being in the middle as the guest. feel like they should have the guest off on one side opposite both of them.

[@Luis-ng4fb]

Lol

[@zbou23]

the 4:3 crop vs what the camera operator was obviously seeing in 16:9 is so funny lol

[@gracefitzgerald2227]

This should of been 24 hours long. I would’ve listened to it three times

[@rentaltoast2201]

they need him back on the show

[@gamerasanders8697]

“Rich Vaush?” killed me

[@Bovice..YT-handles-are-fn-dumb]

If you're Palestinian, he definitely would

[@jordishima]

Nick’s Cenk Uyghur joke caught me so goddamn off guard holy shit

[@harrydavey9884]

Yeah pretty brilliant

[@malinko35]

Damn they got a Nephilim on the show

[@armandiic791]

💀

[@giovanny72]

Ok this one got me lmao 😂

[@sylviusleonard5144]

Fucking killed me lol

[@Huitzel]

Goddamn it 💀💀

[@ericmcdonough6771]

noice

[@andrews6517]

I love that Kurt said fuck ian and did 3 hours with the boys lol Fuckin a.

[@ottoginafiel5468]

Sick of Ian's 2010 hipster forever personality

[@andrews6517]

@@ottoginafiel5468 shit was old from the start fr

[@Nowledgeman]

​@@ottoginafiel5468Ian should just go full heel, lean into the brand. Kick Jordan off the pod so she can be tafs 3rd mic and get rainn Wilson for Ian's show.

[@harrydavey9884]

​@@Nowledgeman 😂😂😂 I dunno why this comment was really funny to me

[@ThedeadlyOG]

“When you see Ian m tell him we’re gonna kill him.” 😂😂😂 I’m crying

[@pizzaninja.]

"Don't believe the gays" -Kurt Metzger 😂

[@RyanSpringer1984]

Funnier when people trust them and learn the hard way

[@samsca8529]

@@RyanSpringer1984I trusted them and they sucked me off

[@ZaLewdWarudo]

​@@RyanSpringer1984shut up loser.

[@keyser021]

Everything they tell you as a child for who are the "good people" and who are the "bad people" is a lie. Pull up ANY interview with Peter Thiel. As he speaks, just imagine the deviant acts he partakes in, just before shaking hands and telling lies to steal your $. Zionism = Transgender/Degenerate capital of the world, some would even call it Anti-Christian.

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

Im as insane as Kurt but I keep it to myself lmfao

[@bigben42]

I love Kurt’s laugh, it’s so intense lol

[@TJ-qn3cm]

HAHAHAHA

[@sonnysd]

Its called manic , sir

[@Masculist76]

Liking Kurtis laugh is gay 😂😂

[@tmacfan824]

lol@@sonnysd

[@tmacfan824]

shhhhh gay man@@Masculist76

[@connornyhan8369]

Kurt calling Sean Strickland “Sean Fitzgerald” was funny as shit

[@TexBC]

He was thinking of AJW lol

[@heteroerectus]

YOU. give ME the money, okay?

[@crankskinatra6038]

I hate how much my brain works like Kurt’s

[@poon_don]

Yo same some of these comments almost hurt me personally lmao

[@kjnewell7243]

You also are two thoughts ahead of what you’re currently saying?

[@crankskinatra6038]

@@kjnewell7243 yes the initial thought is just to try to get people in the right head space to accept what you’re going to say next. Having a mind like this is exhausting because you’re constantly trying to provide context to get people on board

[@kjnewell7243]

@@crankskinatra6038 yeah that’s seems tiring. But I do love content with Kurt. I want him to start his own podcast so we can hear his rants on a consistent basis without any interruptions

[@sloburnjo]

@@kjnewell7243 he had one before joining The Jimmy Dore show

[@kuwabara5182]

This feels like the "make a wish foundation" episode where Adam and Nick bring on a terminally online fan of the show

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Opposite is true

[@Slop_Dog]

Kurt is 5'8" in case anyone was wondering

[@kingofoblivion1822]

That’s great information. From this ep. I swore he was at 6’5

[@shannonhigginss]

let me live, dawg

[@mjfitzwater2915]

5'6

[@lulws4940]

Bro I just tried to look this up to confirm and some website called newsnownigeria was the only source I could find and they did say he’s 5 9 so I am choosing to believe it

[@pizzaninja.]

Fake news

[@Ian-hd3od]

I love a guest that doesn't accept Nick's constant interrupting

[@kyleanderson3775]

Kurt always alpha males younger comics than him. The amount of disrespect he used to show towards Luis Gomez and Dave Smith lol...

[@rescandal1521]

train by day nick mulen podcast by night!

[@Ian-hd3od]

@@rescandal1521 I want to see him go on JRE so badly lmao

[@juancarlo888]

Metzger is a pro level interupter.

[@Adrenochromian]

@@rescandal1521 -all gay!

[@Doomsense]

The way Adam looks next to Kurt is like a little kid trying to get his stepdad to play catch.

[@frankienorthtroptriton4771]

"2 Stepsons stuck in sofa"

[@Timidjango9]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@Themissinformer]

I feel like Adam is tasked with getting him beers.

[@stevenhetzel6483]

23:58 for the exact frame where this comment resonates with musical accuracy.

[@JacksonKillroy]

27:58 the one where he calls a cinema complaining that the seats un-creased his pants is so good

[@KentWoodsMusic]

truly a tour de force of social commentary. A return to form for the most center left show on the world wide web. I love Kurp.

[@FunkleSauce]

Kurp

[@xgianxcarlox]

Funny how Kurt had to piss and Nick tells him they only had 12 more minutes and then continued the pod like nothing for 2 plus hours more 😂

[@peachmelba1000]

Kurt looks like if you put Tom Segura's head on Shane Gillis' body.

[@jtrax7306]

Turktom Gilligurmezt

[@travisodell9708]

Shakut gillizer

[@peachmelba1000]

Tohane Segillis

[@luckyjaax5246]

Tilllis Megura

[@DerpDerpityDerp]

Thanurt Metzkillera

[@peacockjive6847]

Kurt is 100% correct on everything he's not wrong about.

[@radiosilence104]

This dude huffs paranoia

[@comradechill]

banger comment

[@gruntsrule1]

Damn you're so right

[@williamdunn8208]

Idk I like the nsd

[@JoKoy234]

This episode was dedicated to raising awareness for the terminally online individuals of our society. 💔

[@scotchbingeington6761]

Prayers up to my brothas out there I'm on a taper right now was at 16 hrs of screen time now down to 15 hrs 20 min in only two months I'm on that mega dosing vitamin c I'm on my way bois. I'm homosexual.

[@CleverChina]

​@@scotchbingeington6761How do you pay for shit ? When do you work or go to school ?

[@Jawn..]

@@CleverChina gay

[@jnews547]

^This guy is gay

[@crankskinatra6038]

You mean well read

[@ViktardTRTH]

it's great that they are showing what a manic episode looks like for mental health awareness month

[@Bwadwey]

I always forget just how tiny my best friends are.

[@frankienorthtroptriton4771]

I think they're called spinners

[@floorijzerman]

tender hobbitses

[@doggmcfish6222]

"didn't you propose to a guy?" 1:29:00 we're back

[@CaleebTalib]

3 hours with a good guest? We’re turning the show around boys!

[@Musicalchores]

Crass to doubt ;)

[@tmacfan824]

now we need 3 hours with ian, racine, normand and stav ;0)

[@michaelknutson8776]

This

[@Confetticomics]

@@tmacfan824hell no to Ian and Normand.

[@MikeHunt-sx4hs]

Ian is on fools notice bro

[@Kfgk14]

This is the funniest episode of a podcast I've listened to in a while.holy shit. Uncut jems, 24 karat gold

[@ryanwood6006]

Finally good guest who can riff a little

[@averysahara8852]

@@ryanwood6006fr. Was annoying Nick n Adam cutting off hits bits the whole damn time tho and just killing bits

[@tuanjim799]

@averysahara8852 Seriously, shit was driving me crazy. Let the man finish a fuckin thought! Every time Kurt would get going on something, you’d hear their lazy drawling vocal fry interrupt and just pour cold water all over it. I wonder what drug(s) are responsible for this behavior, if any.

[@averysahara8852]

@@tuanjim799Adam vocalfriedland show

[@micahwhited946]

“You shouldn’t have to look it up for it to be true” Kurt bringing true uncle at dinner energy

[@beavisdoge237]

$500,000 studio with $15 earbuds in a plastic cup audio

[@BazookaTooth707]

Kurt is the last guy who needs coffee

[@ClibanariusJJ]

Kurt's on coke constantly, coffee for him's like putting a Splenda on top of tap water. And, as someone on plenty of Adderall and caffeine pills on top of it, respect.

[@MayorMickeyMacaroni-o4g]

@@ClibanariusJJI would rather him banging lines in the background than adjusting that straw and jangling the ice directly into the mic

[@zackmapz]

reminds me of the classic, now deleted episode of joe rogan with Owen Benjamin. kurt was on "coffee" and would not shut up

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

@@MayorMickeyMacaroni-o4g but he was doing that just for you

[@KesuTV]

Really knocked it out of the park with those camera angles, I must say.

[@doxpin7432]

Gandalf upgraded to a digital vape. The hobbits are still impressed.

[@benji_san]

classic Nick, wont let anyone get a word out, truly peak conversation right there

[@JessejesseJ]

Metzger knew who Sneako at his age meanwhile these children didn’t. Metzger is watching everything.

[@jakemetz8605]

Adam is only pretending to not know sneako because he wants to be cool like nick

[@oui2611]

adam, joking, calling metzger a zoomer felt so bizarre

[@Instantdumbass]

Seems pathetic

[@poiuytrewdfghjksa]

adam is 40 years old

[@JessejesseJ]

Wait how did Adam become a popular podcaster? He doesn’t do stand up does he?

[@spencechan]

This dude is deep down all the pipelines, lol

[@donet0death240]

Ukraine shit was hilarious

[@Corninthesky]

Meanwhile we’re getting piped deep down, am I right? I am gay

[@scotchbingeington6761]

The second half of this thing was like furiously scrolling through political KZbin Shorts. Whatever the algo feeds ya.

[@pizzaninja.]

He IS the pipeline

[@probablyfacetious2895]

He never saw a whole he didn't want to go down.

[@tylerlocke3776]

Your sound guy is lying. You can definitely hear the noise

[@imemberberry]

His sound guy's ears ring every waking hour cuz he's always nodding out on kratom which is why he didn't fix Nick's mic that turned off 90 minutes ago.

[@oggiggs]

We're in the walls making the noise

[@musa2732]

There can’t possibly be an audio guy

[@peterpansie5]

@@musa2732there is he’s just nodding off on heroin every ep

[@samsca8529]

They definitely have not watched even a few seconds of one of their own videos on KZbin lol. Don’t blame them ofc but if they did they would know how bad the sound is. Or maybe they just don’t give a shit idk

[@leorickt.9604]

Every time Kurt laughs it looks like he doesnt know whats happening to him and hes scared about it

[@freakbuck]

Beau is afraid esque

[@lazylion420]

three hours of trying to prevent another Private Pyle incident. this should be interesting.

[@_dave0]

prevent?

[@two3fpv]

I so wanna understand this comment

[@lazylion420]

explaining the joke always makes it funnier. so I won't...

[@noklarok]

@@two3fpv watch Full Metal Jacket

[@vctr404]

The cut immediately after Adam's second attempt at a lame pun at 57:21 is brutal

[@PowerfulAcid]

This is elite. How did you notice this?

[@joshb6993]

Could be the bit that nick was talking about cutting out potentially

[@RustOnWindows]

Kurt is towering over them at a mighty 5’8

[@dinaduarte9651]

Women prefer men to be balanced between threatening and agile with that dick if you know what I mean

[@DannyDeVitois80]

I didn’t realize Kurt was a giant haha,,, great episode…. That whole equating “vagina to a public pool,,, hopefully a segregated pool from the 50’s” caught me off guard and had me dying hahaha 🤙

[@mohf5]

Not one thought was finished this day😂

[@davidburns4620]

Finally we get to hear political takes from someone who has everything totally figured out.

[@herbslobodov]

You mean a regurgitation of Jimmy Dore's prepaid Russian advert.

[@user-ww8nz5oo2l]

​@@herbslobodov you seem to have the world figured out very accurately, zoomer. please tell me more of reality

[@jnews547]

@user-russianbotnumbrrs is a real dsided rword.

[@JimDandyRocks]

@@user-ww8nz5oo2l Please share a source for this claim that Ukraine sold weapons to the houthis?

[@user-ww8nz5oo2l]

@@JimDandyRocks nobody said this? Are you a bot?

[@Tencelas]

it's hilarious when nick and adam are the least unhinged people in the room

[@RyanSpringer1984]

Look up some of the topics he mentions and you may be surprised. Have a good one.

[@KonradCz543]

​@@RyanSpringer1984 He says so much misinformation that it becomes funny lol

[@RyanSpringer1984]

@@KonradCz543 so you're not going to look anything up because someone else told you "misinformation?" Good luck in life. Edit: I find it funnier when normies shrug it off and find out the hard way. Look up the Mark Twain quote about newspapers and equate it to modern day or just continue to be spoon fed by talking heads. To each their own, I prefer reality and truth (and to seek it)

[@Eggwrite]

This is a gay podcast comment section calm down​@@RyanSpringer1984

[@RyanSpringer1984]

@@Eggwrite I'm good to go. Good for you on coming out of the closet, I guess.

[@CamGroves]

I love that they invested so much money into this new podcast studio yet I still ned to crank the volume knob almost all the way up. Super meta.

[@s1ap812]

You don’t get the joke man it’s supposed to be a joke haha

[@localwizardmagicservice]

Kurt is insane I love that nick and Adam don’t know any of this online stuff that’s what makes tafs so refreshing no matter how low energy it is lol

[@pbplauralfilms]

Kurt's Hank Scorpio energy is unparalleled

[@ohshi5402]

Metzger seemed to deflate just a tiny bit when he realised Nick is no longer terminally online. iktf bro

[@BulldozerJonez]

Nick was never at the internet brain damage level that Kurt's at now

[@ohshi5402]

@@BulldozerJonez Yeah I commented way early in the episode. I had no idea how much more intense he would get.

[@Corninthesky]

@@ohshi5402yo me too lmfao this guy is off the deep end

[@alexclark4968]

Nick is still terminally online... he just got sucked into the liberal hive mind of nyc.. notice how the non New York based comedians are able to see thru that shit? Adam's too afraid to upset his ideological roots and nicks too emotionally fragile as it is to handle the reality that Kurt is presenting. Sad honestly. like a kid finding out Santa isn't real.

[@dontoevsky]

@@alexclark4968you need therapy / friends

[@RootinrPootine]

Nick: joke with impression and a chuckle Kurt: interrupting, “no no, that’s wrong”

[@Art-bk6vv]

The correct way to format this is "Kurt, interrupting: 'x'"

[@LFLucifear]

@@Art-bk6vv youre gay

[@RootinrPootine]

@@Art-bk6vv look up “quotation marks” in the dictionary

[@nosferatu2]

@@Art-bk6vvI read your comment in Ben Shapiro’s voice

[@wizarddeathmusic2937]

Please Nick release more prank calls

[@two3fpv]

Who does a comment need to fuck around here to get an upvote

[@Sybob15]

My favorite part is the sound guy saying everything is good, and then Nick losing audio and having the mic spaz out with no word from sound guy 2/3 of the way through. Liked and subscribed.

[@sethbracken]

“Can you imagine a Chinese guy named Gilligan?”

[@brandonjerome]

"Girrigahn"😭

[@mitochondriac5946]

Giant body, online brain. The perfect combo.

[@sylviusleonard5144]

Hyde mode

[@jeffreyguthrie4672]

I'm super grateful for the Rogan-length episode and Lord of the Rings style forced perspective. Move over Diddy Kong and The Bug; it's Hobbit time.

[@notowen9546]

i was unaware kurt was a shortstack goblin and nord stream conoisseur like myself

[@scotchbingeington6761]

More like shortstack that nord stream in my ass I'm I right nah I'm just playing life ain't always gay sex and paychecks sometimes you just gotta throw in a Lucy and go yeardamean

[@IDKDCA]

He pushed me into that horsey double H3 stream lololol good bye weekend

[@FadedEbony]

Kurt purposely ignoring Adam is great😂

[@HPCAT88]

1:03:43 Good old Kurt left his microphone on while pissing.

[@fhornet3123]

Kurt making adam and Nick look like hobbits

[@frankienorthtroptriton4771]

Spinners

[@scotchbingeington6761]

They prefer to be referred to as Shortstack

[@andrewd8873]

For those wondering, Kurt Metzger is 5'10. Further proof that the boys are secretly hobbits

[@rellgreen6558]

Kurt looks like the only highway patrolman to let you off with a warning

[@goodluckjohnathan5157]

Kurt is like an estranged older cousin that you meet when you’re like 28 and you find out he’s really into 4chan

[@HindianYT]

This was one of the best episode's to date. I prefer listening for hours opposed to a single hour.

[@WaldoCarmen]

Hahahaha I love how a regular sized man looks like a giant in Nick and Adam’s special little chairs

[@frankienorthtroptriton4771]

Kurt should have made them both sit on his lap

[@shane7740]

I love how Comedians have to do everyone’s podcast in the same week

[@xFlRSTx]

"oh yeah im doing a podcast tour of new york, can i come on your show, i was on rogan"

[@ottoginafiel5468]

Its called scheduling while you're in town

[@gazeeebo8162]

Why is Adam even there. Go get them some orange sodas.

[@danielkennedy1778]

I can definitely see how this guy was a writer for Amy Schumer.

[@staedtlerseries]

So, a chinese guy and rabbi interview a sasquatch...

[@danlowe]

Going to generate whole AI seasons of the show based on this one episode

[@franciscovega2042]

I'd pay for that patreon

[@billcrotts5456]

Jesus Christ, Kurt must be at least 5'10"

[@jpomposo]

Damn, Kurt done got sucked down into a few rabbit holes!

[@marztmaoc]

I like that Kurt has to specify that he's never done meth or poppers 😂

[@harrydavey9884]

Kurt Methsger

[@bell.ivy.]

Kurt is on tafs and infowars in the same week? Really making the rounds

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

and JRE

[@farmacana4167]

He’s promoting his next podcast guest appearance

[@williamhornabrook8081]

Holy duration! Happy to see Kurt on. His recent 30 minutes on KZbin is a really fun watch.

[@borttorg631]

Best TAFS ever.

[@BlacksburgEV]

This was hands down my favorite episode. I love Kurt because he is actually so on point with everything going on but breezes through it so fast due to his ADHD, that he seems like a lunatic. It's truly insane where we are at and I'm glad you guys kept it going. Plus, it fucked over Ian so even better.

[@redrraman4341]

💯🔥

[@pizzaloverduh]

You'd love the guys on the psych ward I worked at. Hed fit right in. That's more than ADHD.

[@Frank45821]

Its about time a patriot like kurt tells it how it is boys

[@jacksonlevine9236]

Fuck yeah I just watched all of Horace and Pete and became a fan of Kurt because of it. This is perfect timing

[@fxlkpunkrapper]

ooooh thats where i know him from